i$h$ Ohatham Record. H. A. LONDON, Jr., BATES OP ADVERTISING. HMTOIC M l'KorRIKTOi:. Ay Z TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One square, one Insertion, One square, two insertions, One square, one month, - - - 1.M - l.SO - - 2.W 12.00 1.00 .60 OiieCO!y.lx"""l,,,!i " cue cr. t.i"i.".ioutbr, VOL. III. NO. 21. PITTSBOllO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, FEBRUARY 3, 1881. L JL LOHDOI, Jr., Editor and MM. For larger advertisements liberal contracts will nHmtT. The Past Year. A ibctow stood by my bed last night A shadow wan, and worn, and old; With a Irozen look on the wrinkled face, And the band he laid on mine was cold. In the Rhostly presence I shook with dread, And shrank irom his touch with curdling iear, A I cried: Go! save mc! s-pecter grim, What sorrowlul errand brings thee here?" Then the pale lips mOvcd. and a whisper came Like a breath from tho uoithwind, chill and dreai; "Oh. timid mortal, i e not ufrald Ol the frhrinkin; lortn of the dying year! Ia'm sealing the rt cords my pen hath made To be read in the light ol the Great White Throne; Hast thou aught to tell, ore my book is closed 01 labor lor C'iriat that thou hast done? With the names ot those who day by day Scattered the precious seed with tears Who bound lull sheaves in the harvest time, And garnered stores for the coming years, I have vainly looked, oh, child ot earth, It thine, perchance, might be entered there Arise; be doing; 'tis not yet to late; For thee, it thou wilt, thoie are gleanings rare! ' There are golden grains by others lost; And sheaves that the reapers in haste iorgot Up, sluggardly soul, Irom slothtul rest The hours are pi ecious ; oh, ate them not! Oh, work! oh, work! for the time is short, To write tliee the Lord's ere tho bell is tolled That shall tell to the world that the dead old year Is kid in the shadows, stark and cold!" Tie bell tolled slow for the old ye:ir gone; Alus! for the work that was left undone! Lixcy M. Blinn. UNAVAILABLE TALENTS. My wife and I looktd at each other in blnrk despair. We are such lively peo ple that it is very seldom we are both blue at once, but thistime we had good and sufficient reason. We had come to our last dollar. We haq no certainty of getting any more money, anl we were too honest to wish ta be in debt. This was an extraordinary position for us, ns we were considered by all who knew us to be such " uncommonly talented" people. I was always to d in college that if I would npply -sK?If I might easily stand lirst in my .... though in pointof fact I stood somewhere in the twenties, 1 believe. 1 have since some times wondered if application may not be itself a separate talent, instead of be ing within the reach of all. as is often supposed. My wife was always the life of any company. She was a3 pretty and trim a weman as you would wish to see, and she sang ballads with really won derful expression. I never saw a woman who appreciated a joke so quickly, and in ania'eur theatricals she was irresistible. Her talents went even farther than this. She read poetry so beautifully that everybody cried ; and, on the other hand, she was so fond of mathematics that she studied conic sec tions one winter by herself, " for fua." We were both versatile, we were both lively, we were both mercurial. Now, however, we hart no money, and very little flour in the house. My wife had made a nice johnny-cake for the delectation of the children at supper, and they had gone to bed content, and were now peacefully sleeping. Mean time it bi came absolute 1 necessary for Ui to face our fate. I was a lawyer. I chose that profession, not from any in nate sympathy with it, but because I could not be a clerarvman, and would not be a physician. Of course I began to practice in the city; for though there seemed to be no opening tnere, I liked to live in the city. You know the theater, and music, and books, and pic tures, and society, can hardly be had in the country. If I had been less talented a mere cloiliopper I could have eone without the refinement of life and been happy. As it was, it did not once occur to me that I could live in the touttry. I need not bay my practice amounted to nothing. Those who have tried the same experiment know that eome years elapse before a maintenance can be counted upon. However, I lived meanwhile on a modest legacy which had descended to me from an aunt, and married a wife. Florence had no money and no experience of housekeeping; but 1 hope I should not marry as I would seiect a servant. We got on beautifully in spite of the quicksands which already present themselves to the reader's mind. In the first place we had no end to good times together, so our life was a success so far, and I know we were so happy that we made everybody arourd us happy too. And we lived within our means, small as they were. We would have liked a million, and I really think we could have spent it profitably; still we were not extravagant, and both of us were honorable and conscientious. We were at peace with all the world, nd considered ourselves noble in char acter and talented in mind. , Unfortunately the failure of the bank n which my legacy was invested changed the aspect of things. We ensiled at first, because we thought we should respect ourselves more if we were brave. And our friends said we pore it charmingly. 44 But of course it " not as if you had not your practice.1 lias was very well, but privately we knew that the practice would hardly fwpusin boots and shoes; and then I had practiced long enough now to find out I hated it. 1 was not meant for a lawyer, and, to speak after the manner oi .the Methodists, it would have been indulging a false hope" to supoose I ever should succeed. It seemed imper ative that I should look to some other source for an income. I had written a P-ay for the 44 Grecian Club," to which we ho longed, the year before, which had jwn received with prolonged applause ounoWt when I wrote another, and iT?.11 to the manager, he declined wuu thanks. I had also written vers sonete which had been pronounced DV hxxI critics as witty as Holmes': but rp!lf '1 lA Fent them to the magazines, I revived a neat printed circular sayin?. iiihi owing to tLe overcrowded state J' market," they could not accept anyuung more at present, but urging me o ; licye that 41 want ot literary merit" r,fa n!llilIJg whatever to do with their rJ getting desperate, advertised Kri,vate PUP in mathematics; but uic only one who appeared was bent on fn,,S,ngA)garitums. which she had IhM, e.dious when a schoolgirl that 2 skipped them altogether. This M 100 bi. for sheis really a splendid mathematician, as far as tne principles auu mm, is me reason probably she atos eternal figuring so much. With her music the contrary is true, bhe knows nothing about the theory, but her practice is exquisite; so of course she cannot give lessons. She sews very well, I believe at least we are all kept neat and whole and she has good taste; but she says her stitches will not bear examination, and if she tried to sew better, she should work so slowly that she could not earn her salt. Her housekeeping is very pleasant. I know; but we have a hun dred little idiosyncrasies which would make taking boarders impossible, even if it were not intolerable, so we have never seriously considered that ques tion. It will probably be thought cold blooded in me to speak in this way of my wife's earning anything, especially when, now we had dismissed our girl, Bhe had everything to do for the chil dren and for me ; and, in fact, I did not mean she should do anything, but she was always pondering the matter, and in some darx momen s I eave in a little niysen. i tnougnt 1 wouia commit suicide, and let her support the chil dren! It is obvious that now neither of us felt as sure of our elevated character or of our talents as before the legacy was lost, and we had at last arrived at the above-mentioned state of blank despair. 44 It is really too bad," said Florence, at last ; 44 it would take so little to make us happy, and yet we can't have it." 44 There is nothing under heaven to be done." said I, gloomily, 44 but for me to fo as a day-laborer in a factory ; and as am unskillful, and very old for a be ginner, I cannot earn enough to support the family, so 1 think, my dear, that you had better go into the same factory : that is, if we can find work, -which I think doubtful in these times. And we will apprentice the children to the trade, so they will be better able to take care of themselves than we were when they grow up." Florence made no reply to this re mark, but shortly after began a short catechism. 44 Vau, are you aristocratic?" 44 No, not exactly," said I ; 44 1 like the things aristocratic people have, you know, but it is not for fear ol losing caste that I object to the factory." 44 1 thought not," said Florence, com placently: 44 but of course you object to the 4 erind,' and so do I. Now the ques tion is, what are the necessities ol life to you?'' 44 O i. eV' said I. 44 First, you and the children; second, a house that does uot leak to cover us ; third, corn cake :ia salt fish; foarth, a good lire in the wii tjr; tif . i a warm woolen suit for caoho mi sixth, so ne light acthe out door employment, which will not re duce my sp rits to such a point that I can't enjo your society when I have leisure to sit down in the evening.1' 44 And you would lifee to keep a horse?" said Florence, confidently. 44 Why. yes," I said, rather surprised ; 44 but since we have never kept one since we were married, it seems to me we might dispense with it now." 44 Unless it came in the way of busi ness," said Florence, calmly. 44 Now that I know what your real views of the necessaries ol life are, I have a plan which I had hesitated to propose be fore, thinking you might demand more." She unfolded a newspaper, and pointed to an advertisement. FOR SALE. The horse, cart and complete stock of a tin peddler. Excellent route. Business pays well. Sells only because iamily matters require a removal to the West. Terms easy. Address A. Wicks, Plainville. I felt a spark of hope. I suppose touarein fun, Florence," I said; 44 but I really think I should not hate this as much as anything else I see any pros pect of trying. However it will proba bly amount to nothing." It then appealed that it was several days since Florence had seen the notice, and .!ie had taken pains to inquire into the matter before speaking to me. She Khew some one in Plainville who had learned all the particulars. It really was true. The business was eood, that is, of its kind. 44 Of course," our in formant said, 44 it did not pay anything fike the law;" and we hoped he was right. The peddler really was going West, for he had money enough to live on, and his wile s Health demanded change of climate. He would sell cheap, and let us pay in installments, and we could rent his cottage for a very small sum. It did seem providential. Riding ebout the country, even in a peddler's cart, had far more attractions for me than toiling in a factorv. Besides. I had a secret assurance that I had no capacity for 44 toil, and I knew I could drive any horse in Pkinvil'e at least Then the telling, my goo.1, looks (I believe I forgot to men' ion tbat beiore), my gen tlemanly manners, my goou-naturc, my persuasive address, on which 1 had been complimented again and again, would all be of the utmost service to mc in this business; and here I had been almost tearing my hair in my anguish at thinking that none of my powers were of the least avail in the bread-and-butter questiou. And so we purchased the business by selling some of our furniture, and went to rlainville to live. I seriously believe that there ia a niche for every one. Looking back on my time of despair, and comparing it with my present, I am grateful that I can say that while I then thought I was so constituted that 1 could be neither useful nor happy in life. I now find that I have been endowed with abundant capacities for both use fulness and happiness, and that no talent I possess has failed of bearing some fruit. And Florence says the same thing about herself. Let me elaborate: The cottage we lived in was not strictly beautiful, but it was comfort able, ana in a pleasant place, witn an orchard before it, and we traLied creep ers on trellises about it, and planted roses and flowering shrubs along the stone wails. It was a fresh, sweet place to live in, and the children had a lovely playground. At first Florence had no servant, and worked very bard, but she was voung and well and strong, and she declared that she did not get so tired as she had often done ir our old home witb the thousand and one society duties from which she was exempt now. 44 And the balance in favor of this is." she added, 44 that now I get tired in ac complishing something." 1 enjoyed my hie even tne nrst aay, for. as nobody knew me, I had no loss of caste to fear, and it was amusing to mc to see the puzzled faces ot my cus tomers, who seemed to feel that in some way i was not to the manor born, ana were evidently pleased with my hum ble airs and graces. 1 like to study human nature, ana now I saw much of it at home and off its guard. This delighted me. Two rules 1 observed which made me respected and popular: first, I never entered a. house unless 1 was invited ; second, I never in sisted that peopie should buy what they did net want. But I always had an ex cellent assortment of things, and any lit tle novelty I might have I took pains should be seen at a glance, that it might rec mmend itself. I am passionately fond of out-door air and scenery. I used to enjoy fast horses, but 1 have mv dreamv side, and I liaiuiy Know anything imne exquisite than lo jog leisurely along the country roads at s;x o'clock on a May morning, vhen the buds are all bursting anri the inls ail singing, or to return quietly home in the late June twilight, just as the stars are coming out. I like to be out in a soft summer rain, too. There is enough to see and enjoy in the crisp autumn weather to reconcile me to the unwieldly cart 1 ride in. Even on run ners it is not to be despised. I believe I like all winds and weathers. Then I used to give myself holidays, often in winter, when Florence and the children and 1 had no end ot tun. Ot course we helped Florence to do the housework first, and then had the day for pleas ure. From May to October I hardly ever went alone on my journey. Every pleasant day Florence, or one of the children, or all the family, went with me on our rounds. How exciting it was, and how happy we were! We took our dinner with us sometimes, and played we were gypsies, and camped out in the most enticing places in the beauti ful woods. If I had to go alone, I often took a book; sometimes I learned a poem, sometimes I even composed one, and, strange to ay the magazines which had disdained my contributions in the days when I desperately needed money, now often accepted my effusions with com pliments. In the evcningB Florence and I sang duets, and popped corn, and read novels. As we had no social dignity to keep up, we leit at liberty to enjoy ourselves even better than in the law days, which is saying a great deal, for we always had such a good time then. Then my business kept improving, so Florence could have a servant. Then we had more time for 44 larks" than ever. We got acquainted with our neighbors. There was not a person of any literary pretension in town except the minister and doctor. This state of things had its advantages as well as its disadvantages, because it is pleasant to be Caesar even in a country village. Florence and I wrote a comedy lor the Sons of Temper ance, and performed in it with great ap plause. I suppose Shakespeare went to his grave wit hout such recognition as we received. Florence sang in the choir so sweetly that several people who had hardly baen to church twice a year be fore began to go regularly. We formed a reading club of 'all the young people who showed a spark of promise, and they had a delightful time, and thought they were literary, and we had a de lightfu : time, and the modest conscious ness that we were great benefactors oi our race. Once a year we put on our best clothes and went to the city lor a week, and went to the theater, opera, concerts and art galleries, and came home tired and happy, and convinced that tin peddling was a far healthier and happier life than it was possible to lead in the midst of such effete civilizations. Let me be clearly understood. I did not continue the business when I had laid aside enough money to live upon without it. Meantime I can tru y say I enjoyed it a thousand times better than I ever did the law, and to me at least it was a hundred times more lucrative, and I bless the day when my clever wife discovered a sphere in which all our odds and ends of talent would be avail able. Harper1 Bazar. How He Tut up the More. A short time ago an English emigrant family arrived in that town, and being destitute of everything, a few kind hearted people gave them sundry articles to help them to go to housekeeping, and among other things a stove. The donor forgot, however, to send along the necessary pipe. The day being very cold, the first thing which the father of the wandering flock turned his attention to was the making of a lire. With grate -ful eves he surveyed the stove (the first he had ever seen) and then glancing at the stovepipe hole in the chimney, which was about two leet from the ceiling, wondered how the smoke could get up and out of that small hole. His eyes soon rested upon 'some hooks in the ceil ing, which a former tenant had used for drying apples thereon, and he naturally came to the conclusion that they were intended to hang tne stove upon. There was no time to be lost, and so with the aid of chairs and table and a good deal of exertion, the able-bodied man lifted the stove up so that the stovepipe hole, which happened to be at the side of the stove, rested nicely in the hole in the chimney, while his better half lashed it to the afore-mentioned hooks with rope wh ch came around their scanty lug gage. Alter everything was secure the patient housewife hastened to prepare some wood wherewith to make a fire, while the perspiring father was design ing in his perplexed mind some kind of 3caffold whereon his wife could stand to cook the frugal meal. But his ideas were overthrown by the sudden appear ance of the donor of the stove, bearing the forgotten pipe. An explanation was in order, and after a hearty laugh, the bewildered Englishman was thoroughly nitiated into the mysteries of the Ameri can way of putting up stoves. Chatham . Ont. Tribune. A Call on the Editor. The story is told that when George D. Prentice, founder of the Ixmisville Journal, was editor of the New England Weekly Review at Hartford, he had occasion to make some reflections upon John Vanderbilt, a brother of the com modore, who was running a boat be tween Hartford and New York. Van derbilt resented it and started out to thrash Prentice, but had hardly reached the third story of the building where Prentice was before he found himself lying on the sidewalk at the foot of the stairs. Prentice published an account oi the matter, inviting Vanderbilt to call again, and saying that he (Prentice) weighed fourteen stone and swurg a pair of fists like the halyard blocks of an East India schooner. The man who can't assume a look of atter astonishment and child-like inno cence, when detected in trying to get rid of a lead nickel, was not made to do business in this country. He belongs to Europe, Chic. Hornets. There is an old woman on Catnarine street who delights to find a case that all the doctors have failed to cure and then go to work with herbs and roots and strange things and try to effect at least an improvement- A few days ago she got hold of a girl with a stiff neck, and si e offered an old negro named Uncle Tom Kelly fifty cents to go to the wools and bring her a hornet's nest This was to be steeped in vinegar and applied to the neck. The old man spent several days along the Holden road, and one morning he secured his prize and brought it home in a basket. When he reached Central market he had a few little purchases to make, and after getting some tea at a grocery he placed his basket on a barrel near the stove and went out to look for a beef bone. It was a dull day for trade. The grocer sat by the stove rubbing his bald head. His clerk stood at the desk bal ancing accounts, and three or four men lounged around. It was a serene hour. One hundred and fifty hornet- had gone to roost in that nest for the winter. The genial atmosphere began to limber thm up. One old veteran opened his eyes, rubbed his lega and said it was the shortest winter he had ever known in all his hornet days. A second shook off hi3 lethargy and seconded the motion, and in five" minutes the whole nest was alive and its owners were ready to sail out and investigate. You don't have to hit a hornet with the broadside of an ax to make him mad. He's mad all over all the time, and he doesn't care a picayune whether he tackles a humming-bird or an elephant. The grocer was telling one of the men that he and General Grant were boys together, when be gave a sudden etart of surprise. Thi3 was followed by several othe. starts. Then he jumped over a barrel of sugar and yelled like a Pawnee. Some smiled, thinking he was after a funny climax, but it was only a minute before a solemn old farmer jumped about three feet high and came down to roll over a job lot of washboards. Then the clerk ducked his head and made a rush for the door. He didn't get there. One ol the other men who had been looking up and down to see what could be the matter, felt suddenly called upon to go home. He was going at the rate of to;ty miles an hour when be collided with the clerk and they rolled on the floor. There was no use to tell the people in f at store to move on. They couldn't tarry, to save 'em. They all felt, that the rent was too high, and that they must vacate the premises. A yell over by the cheese-box was answered by a war-whoop from the sbow-case. A howl irom the kerosene barrel near the back door was answered by wild gestures around the show-window. The crowd went out together. Uncle Tom was just coming in with his beef bone. When a larger body meets a smaller one the larger body knocks it into the middle of next week. The old man laid around in the slush until every body had stepped on him all they wanted to, and then he set up and asked : 44 Hey dey got de flah all put out yit?" Some of the hornets sailed out of doors to fall by the wayside, and others waited around on top of barrels and baskets and jars to be slaughtered. It was half an hour before the last one was disposed cf, and then Uncle Tom walked in, picked up the no it, and said : "Mobbe dis will cure de stiffness in ilat gal's neck, jest de same, but I tell you I'ze got banged, an' bumped, an' sot down on till will take a hull medical college all winter long to get me so I kin jump off a street kyar." Detroit Fret tress Two Men and a Door. The storm-doots around the postoffice all open outwardly. This isn't for fear hat a fire will occur and a rush ensue, but it is arranged that way to make a man mad. A man will go singing along the stre t, smiling all over, and bragging to himself how good-natured he is, when he suddenly remembers that he must mail a letter. He is only one man, but the other mentioned in the heading stands around to give advice. The first man rushes up the steps and gives the door a push. It is as solid as a rock, and his momentum generally carries his knees and nose against the hard wood. 44 Push !'' yells the extra man. The other steps back and follows the : dvice, but with no successful results. By this time his smile has faded, his dyspepsia b gins to work up, and there is indigestion in his tones as he turns and asks : 44 Is this blasted old postoffice closed for the day P" 44 Oh, no. sir. I guess you will get in if you push bard enough. I presume the hinges are a little rusty." Then the man returns to the charge. As a rule he puts his shoulder to the door, his feet slip bck, and he comes down in a graceful heap, to be laughed at by all the boys. W hen he gets up he feels as ir he could lick any seven men, but before he has time to pick a fighj the other advances and says : 44 Mighty curious about that door. Ah ! I see opens this way. You might have pushed ah day and not got in." j he one who goes in is too mad to post his letter. The one who stays out shakes all over and keeps his eye out for the next. Detroit Free Press. A Hit or Komance. A letter to the Chicago Inter-Ocean froai Lake Geneva says: A marriage has just come to light here that was privately solemnized on the nineteenth of September last, which causes a rip ple of excitement in the higher circles of society. The parties to the marriage are a young man of French descent, a carpenter and joiner by trade, of energy and sterling qualities, but without means, while the bride is the daughter of wealthy and aristocratic English parents whose home is at Nottingham, England. The bride became acquainted with the ambitious carpenter while here on a visit to her grandparents, who re side in this county, and a few days be fore she was to sail for the green lanes of old England the two hearts that beat as one visited Elkhorn and had the knot tied that should make them one flesh, though the ocean should roll be tween them. A few days after the mar riage the bride sailed lor her home and the castle of her native land, while the groom remained to build houses and air castles in the land where a man's a man though.he has to labor and a that, and no one would yet have been the wiser but lor a law we have that all mar riages must be recorded within thirty days, and the fullness of time has ar rived, and the secret is out here, while vet the unconscious parents across the water are little dreaming that their English sparrow has mated with an American bird. Catching Halibut. The halibut season, says the Eea World, lasts from the middle of January to the first of December. At one time New London, Conn., was an important halibut port, thirty sail of vessels hav ing been owned there at one time. By reason of the business not paying for a length of time, however, the fleet has been gradually reduced by loss to ten schooners at the present time engaged in the catch. These are fine going schooners of fifty to sixty tons, and there are no better sea boats of sail or steam afloat. Their average cost was about $9,000. They fish on George's Banks and the coast of Nova Scotia, a round voyage including the running of fares to New York, requiring a month. The more venturesome commanders sail in January, although it is considered dangerous to start thus early, and the more careful masters will not venture out till later. The service is a very Eerilous one, although no men or vessels ave been lost from New London in two or three years. This good fortune can not be counted on to continue, and the hardy mariners verily go forth with their lives in their hands. One master in forms us that of the men who were in the fleet when he first engaged in it, all have perished on fishing trips. Three, and even four, vessels have been lost in a single year. There are various circum stances attending the loss of halibut men, the terrible stonm which sweep the fishing grounds being a fearful element of destruction. Next to the peril by storm is the danger of being run down by passing vessels, during dark nights, or the impenetrable fogs, which cover the grounds like a pall during so many days in the year. The halibut catchers tell of wonderful escapes from dire destruction through this terrible agency, which constantly fill their lives with grave forebodings. The greatest danger is irom the collision of European steamers, as frequently the damage produced by sailing ships is not fatal. The fishermen, however, exercise a commei dab ie degree of conservatism in this matter toward the steamers, averring that in general the steamship captains keep a sharp lookout when off the banks, and do all in their power to avert calamity. Often in the darkness and fog the tiny halibut vessels are not seen until they are almost upon them, when it requires time to change the sheer of their long hulls, and very many times the luckless halibutmen are run down and sunk beneath the waves The average crew consists of eight men, two men going out in each dory, of which there are tnrec, two men being 'tft to manage the vessel. Twenty-five tathom lines are put oat from each dory, to which are attached from 300 to 325 hooks. The men are often lost from the vessel by the presence of a sudden gale, or the setting in of a fog. The laic treaty entered inlo with Great Britain has operated against ths halibut fleet, and the men are hoping to sec the objec tional features revoked. Our informant wa- confident that more vessels would engage ia the business ere long, and hoped to see the fleet built up to respect able size; for, despite its peril, capital thus invested pays very fair margins of profit. Itemarfcable Kemedies. Sir Walter Scott's piper, John Bruce, spent a whole Sunday, selecting twelve stones from twe.ve south running streams, with the purpose that his sick master might sleep upon them and be come whole. Scott aras not the man to hurt the honest fell w's feelings by ridi culing the notion cf such a remedy prov ing of avail; so he caused Bruce to be told that the receipt was infallible; but th.it it was absolutely necessary to suc cess that the stones should be wrapped in the petticoat of a widow who had never wished tv marry again; upon ki.rniCa whici the Highlander re nt unced ail hope of completing the charm. Lady Duff Gordon once gave an old Egyptian woman a powder wrappped in a fragment of the Saturday Review. She came again to assure tier benefac tress the charm was a wonderfdly power ful mi; for although she had not been able to wash all the fine writing from the t a er, even that little had done her a great deal ot good. She would have made au excellent substitue for a Llama doctor, who, if he does not happen to have any medicine handy, writes the name of the remedy he would adminis ter on a scrap of paper, moistens it with his mouth, rolls it up in the form ot a pill, which the patient tosse down his throat. In default of paper, the name of the drug i3 chalked on a board, and washed off again with water, which serves as a healing draught. These easy-going practitioners might probably cite plenty of instances of the efficacy of their methods. Dr. John Brown, of Edinburg, once gave a laborer a pre scription, saying : 44 Take that, and come back in a fortnight, when you will be well." Obedient to the injunction, the patient presented himself at the fort night's end, with a clean tongue and a happy face. Proud of the fulfillment of his promise. Dr. Brown said : 44 Let me see w hat I gave you." 44 Oh," answered the man, 44 1 took it, doctor." ' Yes, I know you did; but where is the pre scription P" 44 1 swallowed it," was the reply. The patient had made a pill of the paper, and faith in his physician's skill had done the rest. Faith is a rare wonder-worker. Strong in the belief that every Frank is a doctor an old Arab who had been partially blind from birth, pestered an English traveler into giving him a seidlitz powder and some poma tum. Next day the chief declared tbat ho could see better than he had done for wenty years Chambers' Journal.. Words of Wisdom. Gratitude is the memory of the heart. Knowledge is more than equivalent io force. Duties fulfilled are always pleasures to the memory. Proud hearts and lofty mountains are always barren. The trees that are most in the sun bear the sweetest fruits. It is a curious fact that from vice to virtue the road is a long and hard one, while from virtue to vice the road is very short. Some men grumble because they have no opportunity, while others go to work to make opportunities for themselves. We make solemn promises to be aw fully good when we are in danger of death, but when we begin to get well we forget all about tbem. It is not safe to have ton many irons in the lire. When a man tries to catch two rabbits he must needs leave one and s apt to lose the other. When a man married a large but homely woman some one at the wedding said that he took her by weight anl didn't care for the workmanship. Proverbs. " Christmas cornea bat once a year. This is a glorious, hearty old proverb, full ol generosity and permission to go to the lull length's enjojment. If the children scream more loudly than usual with deligSit if the boys and girls dance and frolic wildly; or paterfamilias purchases a present which is a little too extravagant never mind it, for once; 44 Christmas comes but orce a year!" Forget and forgive, go d folks, and we will forget and forgive in turn. 44 Christmas is talked of so long that it comes at last." This is an old Norman French pro verb: 44 On a tantcrie Noel que enffn il esl venu." It is another cheerful pro verb, full of the spirit of the season, meaning that, whatever trouble or dark ness may intervene, light and joy will come at last. It is the same as 44 It's a long lane that has no turning," or "A fast day is the eve of a feast day." Per haps it may have the suspicion of an old superstition, thao if we only hammer and weary away at anything long enough, we bring it to pass. So then 1 Talk ot it ere summer's past, Christmas is sure to come at last." "Alter Christmas comes Lent." This is German : 44 Nach weihnachten komme fasten." Thi3 is a warning and solemn proverb, something like, 44 It is dark under the lamp." However, as the Danes say, 44 Ambolat er ikke rad for en good forhammer" the anvil does not iear a good sledge hammer, and he who has held a glorious feast-tide finds so much rational pleasure in a season oi sobriety and quite joy. " The bow can not he always bent; Fast Christmas comes the sober Lent." "A green Christmas makes a fat churchyard." A Danish proverb: 45 En gran Jaul givvn et led Kirkegaarn." This is merely the old sanitary and weather theory, that unseasonable weather is unhealthy. When it is warm in winter imprudent people expose themselves to the damp, unhealthy air, or become im patient of too much warm covering, and are caught in a 44 cold snap, to their sorrow." In the old times when most people dwelt in badly-warmed, badly constructed houses, such changes in the weather were of much greater signifi cance than at present. ' An old bit of a truthful role A Christmas green, a churchyard full." Closely allied to this, but without its terrible warning, we have the German proverb. "1st das Wetter nm Weihnacht gelind, So ireut sich Mann, Weib und Kind." Which, in English, means : " Is the weather at Christmas mild, It is joy to man, and wile, and child. 44 Christmas is a good time to bleed horses in." This was an old supersti tion, and was closely followed. The horses were run up and down until in a sweat and then bled. As Tusser sings: " Ere Christmas be passed, let horses to be let blood; For many a purpose it doth them much good. " A green Christmas, a white Easter." m " Gruene Weihnacht, weisse Ostern." German, of course. The same has another form: " Weihnacht in klee, Ostern in schnee." " II Christmas be in clover, Easter with snow'll be heaped over." And the same people say: 44 1st das wetter um Weihnacht gelind, so wsebrt die Kselte gewoehnlich lange bis Freuh jahr hinein." 44 When the weather is mild at Christmas cold weather lasts into spring." All of which proverbs receive important modification when applied to this our North American climate. Miss auiock'8 Komance. It was 44 Jonn Halifax," published af ter she was thirty years old, that brought her fame, and made the task of earning her daily bread a little less arduous. Seven years later she was awarded a Sension of three hundred dollars a year, he was nearly forty when she married. In 1865 Captain George LillieCraik, an officer in the English army, who had been in the Crimea, met Miss Mulock, and, although some years her junior, ad dressed her and succeeded in winning her hand. They proved most congenial companions, and their married life was all they could wish, with but one excep tion. The woman whose love for chil dren amounted almost to a passion, who wrote 44 Philip, My King," was denied the happiness of feeling baby fingers upon her cheek or of ever hearing herself called mother. This was a severe sorrow, but even this pain has been partly as suaged. Strangely enough, one dark, rainy night, while she and her husband were speaking of children and of the joy and brightness they bring to so many dwellings, there came a loud ring at the bell and then a furious knocking. On opening the door, lying upon the sil. they found a basket inclosed in many wrappings. When they were removed they discovered a lovely little babe only a fe w hours old. The child was wrapped in one roll after another of India muslin, and on its breast was pinned a note begging Mrs. Craik to be kind to the little waif thus brought to her door, and assuring her that no mean blood flowed in its veins. Tenderly she lifted the little thing in her arms, and her heart opened as warmly to take in the poor little deserted creature. They called the child Dorothea, God-given, and she became their legally adopted daughter, as tenderly cherished and as passionately loved as though she had been their own. Present Population of tbe Earth. Behm and Wagner's Bevolkerung de Erde, gives a mass of well-digested in formation on the area and population of the countries of the world. The areas of Europe, Asia, America, Australia, Polynesia and the polar regions have been carefully recomputed, and as the results differ in many instances froi statements usually found in handbooks, we give an abstratt of these new figures: Area in sta. sq. m. Inhabitants Europe (exclusive of Iceland andNovaya Zemyla).... 3,749,263 315,929,000 Asia 17,209,806 834,707,000 Africa 1 1,548,355 205,679,000 America 14,822,471 95 495,500 Australia and Polynesia 3.457,126 4,031,000 Polar regions 1,745,373 82,000 Total 52,532,394 1,455,923,500 if these fierures are correct, the ocean covers 144,364,860 square miles, or 73.31 per cent of the earth's surface. The most populous towns in the world arc London (3,630,000,) Paris (1,988,806), Vienna (with suburbs, 1,890,000), New York (1,500,000), Berlin (1,062,008) Canton (1.020.770.) ITEMS OF INTEREST. When a dead man's property Is pit' under the hammer, it is a sale of effects ; but when a man gets seasick, it is the effects of a sail. Plants grown in small pots bloom nore freely than those grown in larger nes, but are more liable to injury from irying of the earth. The newest style of men's ulsters ap pears with wooden buttons on tbem as big as bureau drawer handles. These are to make then to look knobby. veoria Freeman. Mrs. Yoakam, ol Coos River, Oregon, aided by her daughter and one hired man, carries on her farm, and last sum mer she laid down 1,600 pounds of butter, for which she expects to realize fifty cents per pound during the winter. Be sides sufficient hay for her stock she has forty tons to sell. We find the following in a column of baseball news: "Muffs, this year, will be made of velvet, with a center of fur to match." The center of fur especially b a brilliant idea, and will be appre ciated by any one who ever attempted! to take a " hot liner " and failed to con nect. Buffalo Courier. A woman philosopher says it is the more complex nerve centers in a wo man which give her greater power of tndurance, while at the same time they send rapid communications, and more of them, to the brain. They act as many telegraph wires setting in busy activity this finely convoluted brain. " I have no patience with a man who can't remember a thing no longer than it's bein j? told him," exclaimed Jones, impatiently. " Now, I can carry a thing in my mind a month, if need be.1' " You're a lucky dog, Jones, " quietly remarked Pendergast, quietly ; " it isn't everybody that has so much room in his mind as you have, yc- know." Boston Transcript. Wolves are threatening large districts within hail of populous towns on the northern shore of the Gulf of Finland. Eleven children have, during two months, near llango, been carried off by those ferocious marauders, stealing down from the neighboring woods to the very threshold of the peasants' houses. The Finish authorities have oftered a reward for the head of every wolf killed or captured. Two kinds of dogs are indicated as most serviceable in wolf hunting. There are sheep dogs and bulldogs; the former to drive tSe game and bring it into a circle, and the latter to pull it down- Wow a way is suggested to help the shipwrecked; for there is no doubt that as in seasons past, so in months to come, vessels will be wrecked, and half drowned people rescued from the waters by the brave surfmen of the life-saving stations. But the station buildings con tain no adequate supply of food, stimu lants and clothing for the use of those who are rescued, Cut generally exhaust ed and ill from their struggles with the waves. The Women's National Relief association proposes that needed stores be kept at each station, and calls upon the charitably disposed to aid in fur nishing what Is necessary. Donations of beef tea, flannels, bedding, clothing, or anything else which would be useful, con be sent to the armory of the Twenty second regiment. Vitality. The highest vitality is characterized by the vigorous and harmonious work ing of all the bodily organs. There it connected with it the power tc digest and assimilate food and to transform it into heat and force; to eliminate freely alt waste products from the system, to expel within limits deleterious sub stances that may find their way into the circulation through the Jungs, stom ach or skin : to repair the effects of ao- cidental injury; and to enjoy, without painful reaction, the normal activity ol tbe brain, muscles, senses, and the nat ural appetites. To persons of high vi tality, there is pleasure in the mere sense of being, and vastly more in the full and well-balanced employment of bodv. mind and heart. There slumbers within them, at all times, a great power of achievement. They are equal to emergencies, though so calm may be their life that their neaiest friends may not perceive how much ia in them unti 1 those emergencies, which break down others, may call them to the front. A low vitality is the reverse of this. The person is effected by petty, disturb ing causes, and readily yields to almost every deleterious agent. The machin ery is constantly getting out of order if it may ever be said to be in order. The infant is puny, and, in the majority of cases, dies within two years. If he manages to survive, he reaches adult life in a staie of chronic inva idism. He can "bear nothing;" is dyspeptic, nervous, hysterical, neuralgic, peevish and fickle; is easily discouraged; at tempts little, accomplishes less ; and, if he drags along to old age, often wishes himself dead, and wonders how or why he lives. Now these are extremes, between winch is every variety of grades. The difference is often a matter of heredity. Yet the best constitution may be thrown away by over-feeding, sensual indul gence, passion, anxiety, fret, lack of diversion, improper food, insufficient sleep, foul air, over worK of body or brain, indolence, or an aimless life. On the contrary, the feeble constitution, by care, may be lifted to a high grade of vitality. Parents should know enough of physiology to begin right with their children; train tbem to right habits, and fix in their minds, while still young, right ideas of morals and hygiene. Good Advice to Young Men. The following, from an exchange, is true to the letter: The most unfortun ate day in the career of any ycung man is the day on which he fancies there is some better way to maVe money than to earn it ; for from that feeling spring the many extravagant and visionary plans which are indulged in for the purpose of gaining a livelihood without labor. When a young man becomes thoroughly infected with this feeling, he is ready to adopt any means for the accomplish ment of his objects, and, if he is foiie in his efforts, upon the crest of the wave which has already mounted, and in full view, is the temptation to crimes, to shield him from the disgrace which he thinks must inevitably follow in the wake of defeat. To tho e he yields.and the first he realizes he finds himself the violator of the law, and a criminal in the eye of the community, and the in mate of a prison, waiting trial, all brought about for the want of a little manly firmness in the outset of life to prompt him to choose an avocation where the penny earned would bring with it its sure reward.