w '-m mh (fjjhalham Record. f (E-liatlam Jutoyl. Mil H. A. LONDON, Jr., EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. OF ADVERTISING. 0 r 1 s i i m .iM 4': If: One square, one insertion. One square, two Insertions One square , one month, - - 1.00 1.50 - S. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: or enx y, one ea r, -One ropy , x inon th s Ooe copy, three months, 1 Isher. jjs l.po SO VOL. III. NO. 26. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, MARCH 10, 1881. B. 1. LOXDOH, Jr., Editor M Pnbllsber 'or larger advertisements liberal contracts will made. MEMORIES OF MY MOTHER. H. lttlNi. AMIS, RALlO. iltnly I m: .m l ponder o'er tin1, day now gone. And !. - iifti ii do 1 wonder where years h;oe rlov n. I All. Ii"v plainly like a picture docs it seem to Tli.it my gentle, loving mot In r nursed me on knc! i oint'ottm- my ihtldish -oitows with a sooth- in;; kiss . Even now, oh, gentle mother, thy comforting 1 mis-., i IM't 1 Ions to hear thy iot.tlall and thy gentle- voice, S o thy r.i smile of gladness, making rue ivjoi.v I A" you ever 1 i'l in childhood, go wh"ie"er von may. Kv r kept di-pensing sunshine - turning night to day; .toniing in our childish pleasure, sanctioning : our fun A lonipamon for your children, se ining just : as one. "Wha is home without a motht r." From the ; s"-.-n' I has". I tan Ml, for veil I know it is a hanen was-: ; M'"iuorv weeps when I recall the ploasim s that arc past, i Vet Tin cheered by that sweet hope - that we ; shall mi et at last! MATTIE. I Mattie had a fiery temper, but that was ' her worst fault. When she mairied : Marsh Hunter, people Miid, She'll make his life a warm busi- , ne.ss for him." : F.ut Mattie thought differently. I ll show them w hat a triumph of love j will work. I'll teach them I'm not the j vixen I seem." ' Ami so she married him. The wetl- ding was a very pleasant affair some- , tiling to look back to as long as they : lived. Mattie looked very sweet in her ; new white Sw iss. Her long, jetty curls . trembled and shone in the brilliant light. ! her eves sparkled like twin stars, and ' her soft cheeks were mantled in softer j blushes as she leaned trustingly ou the ', strong arm of the stalwart man who was j to lie her guard and guide through life, j The honeymoon was rich with the pleasures "of new married life to the hum- ble pair, but the time soon came when j the bride must leave the old roof-tree for the untried realities of a home of her own. This was the first sorrow the trial of leaving home and mother but it was fleeting, for in the excitement of j setting-up" housekeeping in the white ' ottage on Squire Blackburn's farm, the j littl" sorrow was drowned. j It wa very funny, and Marsh laughed i and Mattie laughed, when just they two j sat down to the little new table and ate the viands prepared by Mattie's own ! hands. i Everything was new and strangely j sweet. Everything went on nicely, and i Mattie was triumjhant. But all things earthly must change. The w eather grew j warm and the kitchen hot, and one of i hottest days of the season Mattie had the !i.ada he, and the supper must Vie ready j at live o'clock. Mattie tried to get it j ready, but burned her wrist; then she ! burned the bread. Then she looked at the clock, and saw that it had stopped, j and looking out at the door she saw I Marsh. ' "Is supper ready?" he asked, and she j blurted out something, and they had j their first quarrel. j Oli, dear me, the first quarrel. How j sorry it made the poor little woman. j But Marsh looked sullen, and went off ! without kissing her. They never talked ! that quarrel over, simply because they were both too proud to broach the sub j'.rt. After that quarrels came oftcntr and easier. They did not mean to quar j1. but somehow angry words would t ome up. After awhile a little boy came to their household, and it seemed for a month or two a good deal like the w ell-remember-rd honey-moon; but Mattie's wretched temper would fly to pieces again, and the happiness was spoiled. "It's curious we can't get along with out so much quarrelling," said Marsh, one Winter day. Mattie felt the tears in her eyes in a moment, and her heart softened towards Marsh, and she was about to confess her failings and ask forgiveness, when he continued "It's all your hateful temper, Mattie ! you know it is." ! I hat was enough, and w hat was meant ! to be a reconciliation w as simply another j quarrel. " ' "Oh, dear me; it is mv wretched tern-1 per I know it is," sobbed Mattie, after i Marsh went out; "but he needn't have J wiid so." i "If I only wasn't so blunt," said Marsh j b himself with a sigh. j So things went from bad to worse, j V'Htle mistakes were imagined into terri- j wrongs. The neighbors had their fill of gossip '"'out the matter, and finally, one day, ''n Marsh was away, Mattie thought 'he thing over. "I am a wretched little nuisance," she '"id mentally; "I don't know why I am ither, but I can not help it !" she sk1, despairingly, her eyes filling with b ars. .''ve a great mind to take Ncd and go home, and stay there. My shame couldn't be any greater than it is." Hhe clasped the baby close in her arms; and the tears fell fast on his curly head. Her heart seemed bursting within her, but she wrapped the child in her shawl, and with a quickened step she fled the. place aud hurried across the snow-covered fields to her mother's. "What's the matter, child?" asked her mother, as Mattie, pale and shivering, appeared at the door. "Don't ask me, mother," sobbed the wretched little woman. "You ain't left home?" "Yes. mother, forever." "Don't say that to me. You shall go back this instant," said her mother, thinking of the scandal that was sure to follow such a proceeding by her misera ble daughter. "Oh. don't mother," and Mattie looked the picture of despair. "Tell me about it, my child," said the mother, melted into tenderness by the look. Then Mattie, through her tears, told her mother all, and ended with these pitiful words "But, oh, mother, I do love him, the father of mv child I love him, but he doesn't understand me. If he could but understand me !" and she fell sobbing beside her mother's knee. "Let me advise you. my child," said the mother, softly stroking her daugh ter's glossy hair. "I've passed through it all, and I'll tell you a secret. There is almost certain to be mistakes come up between husband and wife, and ofnte words are spoken that are regretted a moment afterwards. But, my child, such a word can do no harm, if repented of and a confession made. If you have said anything to wound your husband's feel ings, no matter what he may have said to you, go and tell him you are sorry, and I know that he will not only forgive you, but will beg you to forgive him. The hour that follows will be more de lightful than the hour of your wedding. Let nie tell you of a little instance in my own life." And her mother told of one of those little family differences that come up be tween so many worthy couples. The story ended so pleasantly that it soothed the tempest in the breast of the heart sick daughter. After the story was done. Mattie still kneeled, resting her tired head on her mother's knee. Her mother stroked her glossy hair in silence for a quarter of an hour, but Mat tie's thoughts were busy. Suddenly she arose, took her child into her arms and wrapped it close in her shawl, and prepared to go. "Where are you going, my child?" asked her mother. "To make my confession," answered Mattie, through her tears. "Heaven bless you !" said her mother. When Marsh Hunter came home that night a pretty scene met his view. The lire was burning brightly on the hearth, and Vie fore it stood Mattie, dressed in a neat calico wrapper with snowy collar and culls, and a scarlet bow of ribbon at her throat. Baby sat on his pallet be fore the fire, crowing lustily, and beat ing the floor with a tin rattle. Supper was on the table, and the tea was steaming on the hearth. Marsh was cold, but such a scene warmed him. He went straight to the pallet and commen ced a romp with the baby. Mattie went and knelt there, too, determined to make her confession, but she did not know how to commence. It was very easy to think of beforehand, but when the time came she was lost. There was an awk ward pause; then both spoke at once, "Mattie, I've been" "Marsh, I'm sorry" Their eyes met, and each saw the ten derness in those of the other; all was now told in an instant. Both made their con fession. Marsh opened his arms and Mattie fell sobbing on his breast, while baby looked on in amazement. From that hour they w ere the happiest of couples. A Reasonable Time. In one of Michigan's interior towns live a couple known as the "Siamese Twins." They are always together. No one in the village remembers ever see ing one unaccompanied by the other. They go to church together, they split wood together, and they fight together. Not long ago, after a severe battle, a gentleman said to the feminine twin; "Sarah Jane, why do you pummel your unprotected husband? Think how bad you would feel if he would die." "Oh," said Sarah Jane in a tone that showed the matter was settled in her mind, "we will die together. We made that arrangement when w e were married. You see, John Henry was married be fore, and seven days after his first wife died he came to me and asked nie to marry him. 'John Henry,' said I, 'you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Only seven days a widow er. You should at least have respect enough for your late wife to wait a reasonable time. Come back ten days after the funeral, and I'll marry you.' And I did." Boston Transcript. When a New York young man iops the question he now says, "Let's consolidate." Coaxing Sarah. Justice Alley had hardly been opened to legal business yesterday morning when a sleigh containing seven or eight persons from beyond the city limits, drove up to the door of a popular jus tice and piled out w ith in air of busi ness. His honor was jiokiiig of the fire when an old man beckoned him into a corner and w hispered, "Got a job of splicing here for ye! My darter Sarah here is going to hitch to that chap there with the blue comforter, and then we're going out to have some oysters." "All right all right," was the reply, and in two minutes the official was all ready. The man with the blue comforter peeled his overcoat, laid aside his hat and extended his hand to Sarah. "I won't do it -I'll die first!" she said, as she shrank away. "She's a little timid," explained the old man, while the mother rebukingly observed, "Sarah, don't you make a fool of your self here. William will make you a good husband." "Ami don't you forget it !" added Wil liam. Come, Sarah." "1 won't, unless we can go to New York on a bridal tower !' she snapped. "lou'd look nice bridle towering around New York with no better duds than you've got !" said the mother. "Now, Sarah you stand up and get mar ried?" "Be keerful, mother donlt maker mad!" warned the old man. "Now, Sarah, if ye back out everybody will latl at us." "I don't keer ! I want to travel." "You shall," answered William. "Where?" "We'll all go to the Hou,e of Correc-! tion." "Tain't far 'null'." The old man beckoned William and Sarah aside and began, "Now, Sarah, William jist dotes on you." "But I want a bridle tower." "Yes. but you can't have one. The railroads are all snowed under, and tow ers have gone out of fashion anyhow." "Then I wan't a diamond ring." "Now don't say that, Sarah, furl went to every store last Saturday and they was otit of diamond rings."' "Then I want a set of mink furs." "Mink jurs! William. I know you'd buy "em for her in a second, but they've gone out of style and can't be had. Sa rah, I'm yer father, haint 1 "Yes, dad." "And I've alius bin tender of ye?" "Yes." "Then be tender of me. 1 want to see ye married to William. You can't have a lower, nor a diamond ring, nor aet of furs, but I'll buy ye a pair of new gait ers. William will pay for the oysters, and I'll see that mother divides up the dishes anil bedding with ye. Sarah, do you want to see my gray hairs bowed down?" "N-oo." "Then don't flunk out." "Will they be two-dollar gaiters';" she asked. "Yes." "And all the oysters we can eat?" "Yes, all you kin stutV." "And a tower next fall, if wheat dot s well?" "Yes." "Then I guess I will. Come, Bill, 1 don't keer two cents for you, but I want to oblige my father." iMroif Free rrexs. A (ireat Musical Festival. New York seems determined that Cin cinnati shall not have all the glory at taching to musical festivals on a mam moth scale, and hence great attention is to be bestowed on the musical fes tival which is to be given during the liist week in May next, in the new ar mory of the New York Seventh liegi ment. The festival will comprise four evening and three day performances, and provision will be made for 10,000 seats, including 150 private boxes seating four and five persons each. The festival is to be under the leadership of Dr. Leo pold Damrosch, and the chorus, which will consist of 1,200 select voices, in cluding the chorus of the Oratorio So ciety, is now holding two rehearsals each week in sections. Among the choral works selected are the Dottingen "Te Deum," by Handel, Ilubcnstein's "Tower of Babel," and Berlioz's "Grand Iie quium." The orchestra will share very largely in the work to be done, and will comprise the best available material, distributed about as follows ; 80 violins, 10 violas, 30 violoncellos, 20 double base viols, G flutes, 4 oboes, 2 English horns, 4 clarionets, 8 bassoons, 12 horns, 10 trumpets, 10 trombines, 4 tubas, lOtym pani, 3 harps in all about 255 instru ments. Besides the grand festival chorus of 1,200 singers, arrangements have just now been comployed for an additional interesting feature of the fes tival in the formation of another choral force, to consist of 1,000 young ladies and 700 boys, (the latter recruited from church choirs.) who will sing several shorter but interesting choral composi tions at some of the aftemooon con certs. Queen Victoria made four thousand dollars on stock farming last year. Origin of the 'yjaker's Dozen." Close by Marked Street (now Broad way) lived and prospered a baker, the first man that ever baked New Year cakes in fact, the inventor of them. The name of our friend was Volckert Jan Pietersen Van Amsterdam, common ly known as Bans. He was Dutch from his large feet to his round bald head, and had no respect for any one or any thing that was not Dutch. He was a regular attendant at the old Dutch church, but nevertheless, in constant fear of being bewitched. His wife, Mar itje, was economical even to saving the parings of her nails, and his ginger bread baliies were.always made in imi tation of his children. It was New Year Eve, 1055, and Baas was in his shop dealing out cakes for small pieces of money, called wampum. He had taken an extra glass of rum in honor of St. Nicholas, when he heard a sharp rap, and in walked as ugly an old woman as ever he had set hi,s eyes on. "I want a dozen New Year cookies," she screamed. "Yell, den, you needn'sbeak so loud," replied Baas. "Duyvel! I ain't teaf, den." "I want a dozen," screamed the old w oman, "and hero is only twelve." "Veil, den, und vhat de duyvel is dwalf but a dozen?" said the baker. "I tell you I want one more!" she shrieked. "Veil, den," said he, "you may co to de duyvel und get anodder; you von't get it here." From this time on our baker's wife and himself were made miserable. Their money and cookies were taken away by invisible hands: their bread either rose out of their sight or sank into the earth; their famous brick oven was torn down, and poor Baas pelted with his own bricks; Maritje became deaf; Bails was black and blue from head to toe; and such a life as he led was purgatory. Thrice the old woman appeared, and thrice was she sent to "de duyvel." And at last, in his agony, Baas bethought himself of St. Nicholas, who advised him, on hearing of his troubles, when he counted a dozen to count thirteen. "Py St. Johannes de Dooper, put St. Nicholas is a great plockhead!" thought Baas; and while he was thus thinking, St. Nick had vanished, and in his stead was the old woman. She repeated her demand for "one more," and Baas, re membering St. Nicholas, acceded to her demand, when she exclaimed, "The spell is broken, and henceforward a dozen is thirteen, and thirteen is a dozen." And taking a cooky with an efligy of the good saint on it, she made Baas swear that ever afterward twelve should be thirteen, as a type of the thirteen mighty States that should arise out of the ruins of the government of Vaderlandt. It is well known how terribly St. Nicholas revenged himself upon those who set themselves up against the ven erable customs of their ancestors, and refused the homage to him to whose j good offices it was owing that this his favorite city 1ms surpassed all others in beautiful damsels, valorous young men, mincepies, oliekoeks, and New Year j cookies. ftrjers Maytziue. A Street Horror in Paris. All Taris says a c orrespondent, has been deeply stirred by the shocking fate of a little girl of nine, Georgette Babin, the only child of a prosperous green gro cer of the Hue Belzunce. She attended a day school, to which her father every morning took her and fetched her back at noon. A few days ago they were walking home, hand in hand, rejoicing in the bright sunshine which had come out after the snow fall. The streets they traversed were busy with traffic and sqadrons of sweepers who were pushing heaps of snow towards sewer traps pur posely opened to receive them. At the corner of the Hue Ilautville the child let go her father's hand to tightened her muffler. Just then a wagon drawn by a restive horse rumbled by. Babin instinctively moved backwards, thinking his daughter was by his side, btit when he turned round to look for her she had disappered. It was evident tLat in backing out of the hors's way she had fallen into a yawning sewer which was of great depth. Cries for help were heard for a moment and then ceased. The child had clung doubtless to the edge of the subterranean platform and had then been swept awray by the force of the current, which was swift and swollen. The sweepers who flocked around could scarcely restrain Babin from jumping in after his child, who must have been instantly drowned. The district fire brigade was summoned and came immediately, but too late, and the police commissary of the quarter tele graphed to the overseers of sewers to watch all the gratings between the Rue Hautville and Asnieres. A fireman was lowered with ropes into the sewer and remained immersed for twenty minutes. Others ran along the platform to explore, but unavailingly. The poor child's body had not been caught by any of the grat ings, and has probably been devoured by rats. There w as no encore when Samson brought down the house. FOR THE FAIR SEX. Au lmpetitOMM IltiMbniid. Henry the VIII., whose matrimonial experience w as certainly varied, did not enjoy single life. When Jane Seymour died upon the birth of her first child, a few months after her marriage, sa-s a writer in the International Review, it would seem natural that a husband of any affection and sensibility would have been too much saddened by the circum stances of her death to entertain the thought of another marriage at least for some months; but negotiations were on foot immediately for Jane's successor. Henry proposed to Francis of France to meet him at Calais, bringing with him the first ladies of his kingdom, from whom Henry might make his selection. Francis, though anxious to conciliate Henry, was not willing to drive the la dies of France to auction like a herd of cattle. Anne of Cleves, however, was soon fixed upon; partly, it seems, be cause she was reported to be large of stature, which was a great commenda tion to Henry, and partly because he fancied a flattering portrait. She did not prove to be so attractive in person as he had anticipated, and proceedings foi divorce were immediatelv instituted. Fnhion Not en. Earrings are not, either, as much worn as they have been for some years. Spanish net with large balls of che nille is the latest novelty for evening toilets. For dinners and evening purposes, a variety of surah aiid lace pelerines are made. Collars with large plaits are worn. They are of surah or lawn, with lace in sertions. The low-necked corsages are cut in very deep points, front and back, and filled in with narrow plisses of lace on a foundation. Tainted satin muffs, for evening wear, match the painted collarettes, cuffs, fichu, hood and little reticule that swings at the waist. The Marguerite gauntlet sleeve is very fashionable and stylish. The top is made of the material of the dress, and the long cuff w hich reaches to the elbow is made of plush velvet or satin. The cuff fits closely to the arm, and is but toned or laced up the back. The newest fichus of costly lace have wide Medici collars attached. Roman sandals are the daintiest and prettiest low shoes now imported. Many house dresses have the corsage cut pompadour or heart-shape, and filled in with a Ml shirring of brocaded Span ish net, and a high inching of the same lace about the neck. American and Italian Sumac. It has been demonstrated, and we some years ago published the proofs of the facts, that the American sumac, properly prepared, was decidly more valuable than that of the Italian, and yet the lat ter is sold in our market at double the juice obtained for the former, the Amer ican variety bringing fifty dollars per ton. The statistics show that not more than eight thousand tons are yearly brought into the market in the United States, but, if properly managed, the amount may be very largely augmented. The Scientific A mericun says that the dif ference against the- American sumac is caused by the mode now pursued in its preparation, which renders it unsuitable for making the finer white leathers used for gloves and fancy shoes, owing to its giving a disagreeable yellow or dirtv color. It has recently been shown, how ever, that the leaves of native sumac gathered in June and July are equal to the best foreign leaves. The importance of this discovery may lie seen by the fact that the cultivation of the plant may be carried on most profitably in this coun try as soon as manufacturers and deal ers recognize the improvement thus ob tained in the domestic article, and by classifying it according to its percentage of tannic acid and its relative freedom from coloring matter, advance the price of that w hich is early picked and care fully treated. In Italy the sumac is planted in shoots in the spring in rows, and is cultivated in the same way and to about the same extent as acorn. It gives a crop the sec ond year after the setting out, and reg ularly thereafter. The sumac gathered in this country is taken mostly from wild plants glowing on waste land, but there is no reason why it should not be utili zed and eidtivated on land not valuable for other crops. Words of Wisdom. Nothing can constitute good breeding that has not good nature for its founda tion. Some people think it an excess of mag nanimity to forgive those whom they have injured. Speak of people's virtues, condone their infirmities; if you can say no good, talk no ill of them. The tongue of a fool is the key of his counsel, which, in a wise man, wisdom hath in keeping. We appreciate no pleasures unless we are occasionally deprived of them. Re straint is the golden rule of enjoyment. Migration of Fishes. A curious and valuable article on the migration of fishes appears in a magaz ine devoted to popular science, and is evidently the work of a competent hand. The migration of birds, it is said, is found on examination to be insignificant compared with the migration of fishes, some of which accomplish journeys of a marvellous character, the marvel mainly consisting in the fact that they come back from the most distant sjiots to the place of their nativity, a truth which has been ascertained by marking specimens and watching for their return. It has been estimated that the salmon of Obi and Irtish travel about 7,000 kilometres(4340 miles) a year up and down the stream ; and salmon and sturgeon often go from 1,500 to 2,100 kilometres (030 to 1,500 miles) from the sea to their spawning places; and salmon to a height of 2,000 feet above the level of the sea. Salmon may occupy six or eight months in going xvp the stream and accomplishing their spawning, but will return to the sea in one or two months, travelling from 10 to 30 kilomenres (( ) to 18 miles) a day. Some of the statements made seem absolutely incredible, the more so as it is not easy to see the data upon which the scientific authorities work; as, for instance, the assertion that "eels are aide to ascend waterfalls from 4.0 to 50 feet high." One knows the power of resistance of a waterfall, and by what means, the reader may well be tempted to ask, can the eel resist the enormous force of the stream ? Nevertheless, truth is so very much stranger than fiction that the unscientific person would be rash if he contradicted the student. The stories of fish travelling on land, wonderful as they are, seem to be based upon well authenticated facts. ' 'Certain tropical fishes have a remarkable faculty of performing journeys by land. The climbing fish and an ophiocephalus of the East Indies and the doras costatus of South America are able, when the londs and swamps in which they live are dried up, to travel for several hours over the land to find places affording more water. There is no reason to doubt that eels can travel. The stickle back is often found in pools wholly un connected with other waters. It may be that the eggs of the fish have been car ried on the feet of waterfowl, or that the wanderers have found their way to such places during the rains of spring and fall, when the fields, the ditches, and even the waggon-tracks are running with water." The habits of vagabond fishes with no settled abode, such as the shark, which will follow a ship for lengthened periods, are contrasted with the domestic and regular habits of other finny families; and the probable reason why some fish spawn in rivers and others in shallow places on the coast are exam- j ined, what is known of the artificial propagation of fishes forming a guide to these inquiries. The more the question s looked into the more fish seem to be possessed of an instinct which in many cases looks very like intelligence. Lun Stawlard. A Terrible Death. At Tuperville, Va., Mr. B. F. Conrad, a well-known merchant, of that place, having returned from his store, he and his wife, Mrs. Lizzie. Conrad, who was carrying a lamp, were ascending the stairway preparing to retire. Mr. Con rad had just reached the landing when he heard a scream, and on looking around he was horrified to see his wife lying at the foot of the stairs in a blaze, the lamp having exploded," and the ig nited oil flying all over her, having wrapped her in flames in an instant. Mr. Conrad and his niece, Miss Fannie Byrne, ran to her assistance at once, but he being a cripple and Miss Byrne being palsied with fright, were scarcely able to do anything. Mrs. Conrad's screams soon brought two young men from a store near by, who broke open the door and attempted to catch her, but she sprang by them into the yard and en deavored to bury herself in the snow, her shrieks and cries being most piti able. The young men soon extinguished the flames, but not until nearly every particle of her clothing was bumed off and she was almost roasted alive. A blanket was immediately wrapped a round her, and, strange as it may ap pear, she walked up stairs to her room without assistance, begging them not to touch her. She suffered extreme pain for some davs, when she died. A Complex Rat. A farmer living near Fort Wayne, Ind., while pitching hay down from his mow, came on a rat, and speared him with his pitch-fork. He lifted the rat, and was surprised to sec that it was at tached to half a dozen other rats, all of which were alive. The rats were attached to each other by their tails, which were plaited together after the most approved method of basket -weaving. The farmer reasoned thus, in explaining the situa tion; The mother rat, after giving birth to the brood, braided their tails so that each might have the benefit of the oth ers heat, and that they nright be better able to endure the Arctic cold of winter. The rats had grown to maturity, appa rently without a thought of secession to interrupt the even tenor of a hay mow existence. ITEMS OF INTEREST. The beaver increases in numbers in America and Norw ay. Gallenga says that the Spanish-Indian races will neither work nor think. Eggs are so dear that Jersey people will not buy them unless they have double yolks. The Christain world is taking an in creasing interest in the religious and civil affairs of India. The Pullman Company is said to earn on each of its 474 cars about one hun dred and eighty dollars a month. The first week of the New Year proved a week of great disasters and distresses in Europe and America, by land and sea. Thirty million dollars is the sum that Great Britain laid out for a scientific frontier in Afghanistan, without getting the frontier, after all. In the Portugese bull fight the ani mal's horns are encased in leather and the battle is bloodless. It is not a prize light, but a boxing match. Jennie Robertson, who died lately at Nashville, was known as Soldier Char ley, because she had served several years in male attire in the army. London K--mim r says that intensity may make a Cromwell or a Richelieu, but that a modem statesman should be not intense but comprehensive. One gentleman was trying to describe to another what is meant by "old gold" color. He said, "Well, to tell the truth, it is a black eye about four days paled." A writer on dogs says that every one given to sedentary pursuits ought to keep a dog, as the necessity of giving exercise to the dog will exercise the man. A new summer city is to be created by a number of gentlemen of Camden and Philadelphia at Bamegat Beach. The Pennsyluania Railroad will furnish transport. The following is an epitaph from a tomb near Versailles; "Except in 185'. during which for several days she took lessons on the piano, her life was with out a stain." The richest mine in New Mexic, now worth three million dollars, was orig inally sold for three dollars in silver, a little gold dust, and an old revolver. But they don't all turn oxit so well. The Baldwin Locomotive Works, of Philadelphia, are employing more men at the present time than at any previous period in the history of the concern, the weekly pay-roll containing 2,700 names. The man for whom Carrie Stewart, aged 14, killed herself at Elgin, 111., was just three times her own age, but her heart was so set upon marrying him that, when her parents locked her up, she took poison. One of those omniscient fellows, a Washington correspondent, alleges that the present Congress can show more portly men and more men of ability than any other body of similar size. Hereaf ter constituents are expected to "take the measure" of their candidates with a surcingle, A watchmaker of Copenhagen has constructed a clock that needs no wind ing up. It is kept going constantly by means of an electric current, that ope rates on the spring and maintains an un varying and permanent state of tension. Attention to the electric battery once or twice a year is all that is necessary to keep the clock in motion for an indefi nite time. Women in the Treasury. The first female clerks in the national treasury were appointed in 1868 by Sec retary Chase, who placed them in the office of the comptroller of the currency at six hundred dollars a year. They cut and trimmed the United States notes issued in sheets, and did their work well. As soon as they had been appointed there were many other applicants, and their number steadily increased, many of them securing places through the peculiar energy and 2erseverance which will refuse to take no for an answer. There arc now more than 1,300 women in the departments at Washington, the majority employed in the bureau of en graving and printing and in the govern ment printing office. They excel as counters, their slender, sensitive fingers turning notes with great rapidity and exactness. They detect counterfeits, it is said, quicker than men, though they do not succeed so well with accounts, as the average feminine mind has little natural love for figures. Counters and copyists receive nine hundred dollars a year, other women, twelve to fourteen hundred dollars, several of them sixteen hundred dollars and one in the internal revenue eighteen hundred dollars. Most of (lie clerks are well educated and re fined and many of them have seen more prosperous days. A number arc widows ! and daughters of army and navy officers i who lost their lives in the civil war. i Very few of the young women or widows I many or resign, and consequently the hundreds who are constantly seeking, places in Washington have very slender prospects of success. The most untir ing, obstinate place-seekers at the Fcd eralcapital are women. CM m vr-J ft - 5 : -' ! ; - ft. ,. j 1 I V'!; ill .. 3 II -:;! it .j 'i its