H. A. LONDON, Jr., v ADVEBT1SING, EDITOR AND FROrOIETOB. Ou eqaare, one Insertion. On Minus, two Insertion.- Sfcwciaare.mttmoutb, - fl.OI lob TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One or?, en T"'t- Oneopy ,li mint':. One ciipj-, tliiee uiuuli... - VOL. V PITTSB01lO CHATHAM CO., N. Cm MAY 31, 188:?. NO. 38. VnrbrgaradTartlMmenMUbml ontoactf wilt t nrt On (lie Shore. The punctual tiilo draws up the buy; With ripple ol wave and Ins- ol' sprav, Ami the great red fl iwi-r Ol the U.hihiiNO tower Blonmaoti the licticlliiiiil lat uw.ty. 1'i ta' Ly i-iu! its fiery 10-0 Out of the 'I iikn lia l nil I K'tl A "I 'Z.iui shapu On ill ittn, I H c.ipo, A It cttiiniii h aa it cntiio and ics. A nm in tit til hump, a-ul then it dies On i ho iuil.t i it i i nit t tlip a and akiee. Tilt" I' I .nli. low To -Of it B". An.l the whiio wavts nk 'i it with cruel eyes. Then suddfidv out a' the mist oloud duo, An tuikliitil mii I u uoi il hy unseen mn, Agniti into Slight Unlets the l 'ice of litfht. And opens it, pciuU tmu hy ona. Ah, the norm inny be wild and the tea be milium, And iiuin is weak niwl duikneaa Jong; Kut while l lossonii the flower On i lie liiiihoiibe tower, 'I lii'ic i.- 8 ill pl.icp I". r n smile and long. My Feast la Tokio. now ax Ami:i:: ax pautook or A .1 Al'ANKSK PKI.Ii At Y. 'Would vim like to join me in a fat nf boiled (t lsy" asked my Japan ese fik-ntl. "It is said that this month th tinagi is a lit morsel for the gods." "I'nigi?" I replied, with a some what dubious liako of the head; "I never was very fund f those marine snakes." 'Probably ymi have never tasted tluiii prepared ly my countrymen," he slyly returned, "I reinenilier onee eat ing some at I 'oimonieo's ( shuddering), 'l iny re soft, flavorless morsels, in. I'l'sid in a quivering jelly. Come along with me and partake of a dish tii.-taste nf which w ill l-e pleasantly r-aiembi red long altir yon return to America. Vmi, who are half a Japan ese, night nut any longt r to remain i.norant of rne of our rhief tleli c.n is." .'summoning a jin -riki -shu. we sqic-ccl into it in the ectiiiiiiiiii-al fashion, and after a luii f ride turned into the Okiy o knyc maelii isttei t ) and alighted at t!ie entrance to Mamki's establishment a two-storied building, tin- lower apartment of which was furnished with grated, prison like w in-fl-1 w.-.. In tho f.iilram c were the pro. phi t'T and his wile, win , as we paid our jiu-nki-.sha man, prostrated them selves, I'owed their heads on tin? hoards and murmured: "Thousand welcomes to our humble, plaee;" then, rising, awaited our pleasure. We slipped off our flogs and fol lowed our hostess up a liroad ladder to the floor ahove, which was divided by sliding screens of paper into a number of apartments. Here we were greeted hy a score of chubbv-faced, cherry lipped. nYatly-dressed attendants, who knelt and welcomed us with profound hows. We entered a neat little matted room, about ten feet liy twelve, the sole adornment of which were two hanging pictures representing Ebisu and Dni-kokn gods of luck. Placing cushions on the lloor, she invited ns to seat ourselves upon them, prostrated herself, bowed gravely and retired. In a few moments a black-eyed vaitress( with her hair polished like ebony, and decorated with a singlo gold pin, en tered with a box containing live char coal for the pipe, and alter depositing the apparatus on the lloor between us, knelt, bowed, sat upon her heels, glanced modestly downward and await, ed our order. My friend, who was what we term rather "airy," being a small official in the foreign office, glanced patronizingly at the girl and said: "Bring us some trifles with which to amuse ourselves; then serve the broiled eels as fast as we require them. Mind, we don't want fish that have been cooked an hour. My guest is a gentleman who appreciates hot food. What wine have you on tap?" The waitress, in spite of her droop ing lashes and humble pose, was slyly watching me out of the corners of her eyes and laughing to herself at his af fectation of importance. She knelt near us, and, tilling two tiny cups with the wine, proffered them to us, mur muring, "The wine is served." As I sipped the liquor I glanced at the pret ty waitress, who was sitting on her heels, holding the bottle in her hand ready to replenish our cups. When we had emptied them the waitress re moved them, and quickly returned with some trys containing square, black lacquered boxes, bearing the signs of the house and a number Placing one before each of us, she re moved the tightly-fitting lids and re vealed the contents, which were sec tions of nicely browned, broiled, split eels, skewered together, that gave out a most appetizing odor. The girl smiled as she watched my looks, and replenishing my saucer with shoyu pl.i ((! it near mi', innr. miring, "I think yon will find the iirr:icri very plea-ting to ynr taste." 1 ..k my chopsticks in my right hand, in-ited the points in the fish, broke off a mor sel and ate. Ye gods! ,lt was deli cious! rich, tender, delicately flavored and boneless! 1 drew my box toward me, nodded approvingly at the attend ant, and enjoyed the delectable food. The smiling girl brought in box af ter bux, this contents of each being nicer than the last. "How do you contrive to render the skins of the fish so tenderl1" I asked the girl. "1 do not know," she answered, glancing timidly at the mats. "The cooks never permit us to learn their secrets. If you would like to visit the kitchen, they will no doubt explain everything to you." "Now for the bill," said my compan ion, refilling his pipe. "Altogether, you have given us a very tolerable menl." In a few moments she came back, carrying a small, scoop-like tray, in which was placed a slip of paper containing the reckoning. This she pushed along the mat toward him; then she bowed and remained w ith her face close to the lloor, while he minute ly scrutinized the document. Taking his purse from his sleeve, he dropped some paper money into the tray, and remarked in a low tone: "You may keep the change" (ten cents). His munificence almost overpowered the waitress, who bowed repeatedly and gratefully murmured, "Your gen erosity resembles that of a foreigner. Any one can see that you have trav eled." After we had smoked awhile we rose, quitted the room, and, de scending the ladder-like stairway, the steps of which were polished as smooth as glass, slipped on our foot-coverings and entered the kitchen. On the hard earthen Hour were' rows of little char coal furnaces, provided with iron rods that served as rests for the skewered eels. Maroki, whose only failing was a weakness fur b iwing and politely sucking in his briath between bis peeehes, led the way, and was exceeil. ingly attentive. Pointing to a range of tubs containing line specimens of anguilla tenuirostrii, he remarked: These were caught this morning; thev were the must expensive lish in the Nippon lla-hi market. Are thev nut worth looking at '" "Mow tlo you contrive to so coin- pletely extra' t their boiics I de. inaudeil. "Hur cooks cannot accom plish the feat." Mot inning a lightly clad servant to approach him he said Some customers have just come in Prepare an eel in th" presence of these gentlemen." The man, who evidently took great pride in his work, selected a vigorously squirming lish, struck its head smartly on a wooden block placed upon the floor, and, kneeling hv it grasped the creature's neck, inserted a knife in the left side of tho vertebra1 ami dexter ously ran it dow n to the tail; then rap idly applied his instrument to the oth er side of the backbone, and repeated the process, leaving the eel split open Holding up the head, to which was at tached the vertebra.1 and latcial bones inclosing the intestines, be bowed and said, "There is not a splinter left in the tish." "That is so," proudly remarked the proprietor; "I only employ the most skillful men and cooks." The opera tor washed down the block, chopped the flattened eel into three-inch lengths, and shouted to a cook who ad vanced and removed it on a dish. The next process was a mysterious one, and was performed behind a screen, from whence the platter of eels was presently handed out to one of the broilers. My opinion is that the lish had simply been plunged into boiling water to make the skin tender. We advanced to a range and saw a cook skewering the pieces of eel on long bamboo splints. Then he placed them on the rods over the glowing coals, and when one side was browned, dexter ously picked them up with a pair of iron chopsticks and turned them. Af ter they were thoroughly cooked he seized the fish with the same instru ment and plunged it into a vessel con taining old shoyu, which was as thick as dark molasses. The'steaming unagi were then drained, placedjin a lacquer box, and sent upstairs to the custom er. "We never prepaae our eels until they are ordered," remarked the pro prietor. Xo matter how busy we may be, I will not 'have the lish killed be forehand." "What do you do with the bones?" I asked. "We boil them down into a delicious jelly, such as that with which you are served. Nothing is wasted in this es tablishment. We think of the seven virtues." Another Japanese fashion of conk" ing the eel is to take it alive and put it, writhing, on a red-hot gridirtin. When the eel is dead, or in other words, roasted alive, the skin, which. after the roastinir, contains all the oil. is stripped off, leaving the white llcsh tender and dry. Rut it is b trbaroi s cookerv. Edirnnl (Irf'i. ' . A Cannoneer's KMc Captain II. T. Owen, an ex-Confed- crate, writes: Tho most conspicuous a-tof reckless courage I ever saw dis- played on any battle-lield during our great civil war occurred at the second bat!I- of Manassas, August ;!, 18'"2. It was performed by a Federal artiller- ist in the presence of both armies, and was witnessed by at least a thousand men, many of whom are still living and can readily recall the incident when reminded of tho circumstances. Just as Hood's men charged down the hill near the Henry house upon the first Federal line, and it became evident that ho would capture the battery sta tioned there, a Federal artilleryman determined to save one of the cannon, if possible, and to do so he had to take it up the ditch in front of the Confed erates for half a mile. The ditch was four feet wide and as many deep, and could not be crossed with the cannon. How ho got his horses hitched, or whether they hal really ever been j taken from the piece, I never have known, but tho first I saw of him he was coming up our front in a sweep ing gallop from the cloud of smoke, and Hood's men were tiring at him. As soon as he escaped from that vol ley he came in front of our brigade and under range of our muskets on tho left, and as he swept by a lile lire was opened upon him. Our line was approaching the ditch rapidly at a double quick, and the lin" between us and the ditch was getting narrower each second, but the artilleryman seemed determined to save his gun from rapture, and he flew along his course at a tremendous rate of speed. He had four large gray or w hite horses to the cannon, and they came up the valley in splendid style. The man sat erect and kept his team well in hand while his whip seemed to play upon the Hanks of the leaders, and all four horses appeared to leap together in regular time. The ground watvery dry, and a cloud of dust mllc l nut from under the horses' feet and from the wheels of the camion a-they came thundering along. Three regiments of our briga le bad already tired at hiin as he rushed along their front, and as he apjuuai h c'l the left of another I ran down the rear rank .shouting to the men: "Shoot at the horses ! I,t t the man alone and shoot at the horses! Vim are liring too high !" At this I saw a noted marksman In Company F drop on one knee and sight along the barrel of his musket and tire; but on came the man, and the gallop of his team was unbroken. Hamming in another cartridge the marksman was ready again in a min ute, and just as the cannoneer swept across ho front, within a hundred yards, he kneeled down, and taking de liberate aim at the foremnt horse lired again ; but on went the. team un harmed as before. Thus he passed along the whole front of our regi ment and then along on our right, and escaped around the head of the ditch and across the lielit and up the hill be yond. As far off as we could see him his team was still going at a gallop ; but when out of range on the hill be yond the ditch he turned in his saddle and, taking off his hat, waved it over his head several times, and some of the Confederates cheered him. At least five hundred men fired at that Yankee gunner, and I have often wondered if he escaped death in the subsequent battles of the war, and lives to tell of the fearful gauntlet he run along the front of a whole brigade of Confederates firing at him. An Unalterable Fare. There is said to be a man in Belle vue hospital. New York, with a face that never alters its expression in the slightest degree. Something is the matter with the nerves and mus cles so that they do not work at all. Not the faintest smile nor the sugges tion of a frown ever varies the stolid monotony of his countenance. The features are regular and rather hand some, there being no distortion, or any outward evidence of the affect ion other than the strange immobility. His name is Henry Stube, but he is called "Masky," because his face is like a mask, behind which he laughs and weeps iinseen. He has worn this mask of his for two years. He acquired il after a neuralgic cold, lie is being treated with electricity chielly, and the physicians think he will recover. In the meantime he partshis lips w ith his hand for the introduction nf food and water, and when he sleeps his eyelids are held slmt lv a sliuht lianilaue. His i in pel feet talking is done w ithniit lnoinghis lips, ttnd when he spea'is or listcns.the iiupassivenetsof bis fa -e looks singular, indeed. I here is soaie thing uncanny ab iut it, and, after the idea lias once got into your mind, y i i mi harillv regard this fa ai a iv thing else than a mask. ' SPOOPENDYKE. I . . . . . Mr lliivn rrliitlna lie nd Ti-a to I linn It. With IM..lioin Itculti. j t. , . , . , , 1 Spocpendvke came home one night !,,rin h ., ;,,, blin,11(. in llis ilnn,. ,.It.s ,,rintins pnW( n wlli..h i PX. ; 1 1(, (,o a in'y own jntjnR hprp. 1 ,. j g.(i(j " ! . i,.,.. ,i,,,,.r..i vo, ma i.si I t i ii in- i'"i it . iimiuiii Mrs. .Spo.ipcndyke, dropping the stork and rushincr to her hush mil's side, "and : . . . ,ove,iest thinM .,.ith it: It is the kind that the Herald and .S'kn and all those papers are printed with. "Oh, yes, Mrs. spoopendyke," growled her husband, -you've hit it ex actly. This is the very kind. I got Mr. Bennett to kindly try it on, so as to get it the same size as the 11 raid Is print ed on." "And will you print papers with your3 like Mr. Bennett and the. other editors V" continued Mrs. Spoopendyke timidly. "Oh, but won't I, though?" yelled her husband. "It needed a dod gasted female Idiot to think of that, you've ! struck tho proper plan. Think you j can print 50x00 show bills with a dx4 press.' Well, 1 tell ye that ye cant. Can ye get it, into your measly head that this is a card press, and ca:i only print a card three inches by four inches ?" "Well," said' Mrs. Spoopendyke, "1 suppose you can print visiting cards on it?" "Yes, Mrs. Spoopendyke, I can," said her husband, in a suiter tone, and he grew in a much better humor as he proceeded to show his wife the pr-ss and exhibit his dexterit; in the use of the type and the press. At last he got his worthy helpmeet's name set up in type, and proceeded to put the chase on the press with a grand llonrish. But in an evil hour he had forgotten to key it up, and at a touch the whole business went to pi, and at the next fell in ;t confused mass all over the carpet. "Why, what makes it do that," said Mrs. Spoopendyke, laughing. "What makes it do what, Mrs. S.?" sneered her husband as he hit his head on a corner of a table in a ma I dive after the type. "What d'ye s'pose makes it do it! What m ike; anvthing do anything V If 1 had ymir talent for asking idiot ie question I'd get a glass of beer and a three-inch pap t collar, and live mil as a prosecuting attorney." I?y this time the worthy gentleman had got the name set up and securely fastened, and was printing with great gusto; but he had, unfortunately, set the types in w rong order, and the first eight perfumed visiting cards came out like the following: When Mrs. Spoopendyke saw it she set up a little .scream. "Oh. isn't that funny, though? What makes it wrong side up?" 'Funny!" howled her husband, with horrid derision as he grasped the situ ation. "It's a perfect thunderbolt of fun. It's the most delicious humorous thing of the century. All you need is an advertisement of liver pills on the cover, and a joke about a goat on the first page, to be a comic almanac. With ymir appreciation of humor, all you need is a broad grin and !, JiM.mj worth ot stolen diamonds, to be tho leading comedienne of the American boards. Can't you see the measly type's turned w rong? Thev have only got to be turned round the other way.'' After half an hour of diligent labor the types were again in position, se curely keyed up, and put on the press. When the final arrangements were completed, Mr. Spoopendyke turned round to wink at the baby and incau tiously left bis thumb over the edge of the press. As luck Would have it, Mrs. Spoopendyke, in her anxiety to show her husband how well she under stood and appreciated the press,broiight the lever down and the press closed on that gentleman's thumb, making him jump four feet high, and utter an ex clamation that would have made the second lieutenant of a company of pirates blush. -oil gast the measly printing press," he shrieked, as he smashed the base burner with it, and then he threw it in the alley. "Haven't ye got any sense scarcely? Why didn't you go on with the entertainment? The measly thing only got as far as the bone. Why don't ye finish the chapter?" and Mr. Spoopeudyke danced up stairs, live at a time, with a parting injunction to his wife to hire! out for a slaughter-house. I "Well," said Mrs. Spoopendyke, as she picked up the baby, and put a ' pitcher of water where her husband w ould be sure to fall over it when he went down-stairs in themoi ning,"if we have so lunch trouble, in printing one word, I wonder how Mr. Bennett gets along with a whole new spaper to print." StJUlii mitl'if. There are tifty-three cigaretto facto ries in Havana, which collectively pn "tfuce lfc.fiOn.fHMi cigarettes a dav. THE milLY DOCTOR. To prevent hair from falling or.t. try lir.st wetting the hea l at night with salt and water. Mild sage tea is also excellent. If these remedies do not effect a speedy cure, try this: (Jet A little buttle of brandy, and put in all th" salt that it will absorb; wet the head with this two or three times a day. If the arnica with which bruised limbs are bathed is heated, its good ef fects are perceptible much earlier than if it is applied while cold. If arnica is verted by high winds in the reign of to be taken as a remedy, as so many I'M ward I, and therefore it is thought physicians recommend, in cases of se- this vessel was buried at the time of vere sprains, it should be prepared that disaster. Others have supposed with water in this proportion: a tea- her to have one of the fleet abandoned spoonful of arnica in a goblet two- by the Danes after their defeat by Al thirds full of water, and of this a lea- fred tho Oroat. spoonful is to be taken once an hour or , The vessel was sixty-three feet eight once in two hours, as the severity ot . inches long and fifteen feet 'broad, and the ease determines. A new remedy for headache has been found by Or. Haley, an Australian phy. sician, who says that for some years past ho has found minimum doses of iodide of potassium of great service in frontal heada'-he; that, is, a heavy, dull headache, situated over the brow, and accompanied by languor, chilliness and a feeling of general discomfort, with distaste for food, which sometimes ap proaches to nausea, can be completely removed by a two-grain dose dissolved in half a wineglass of water, and this quietly sipped, the whole quantity being taken ir, about ten minutes. In many cases, he adds, the effect of these small doses has been simply wonderful as, for instance, a person who a quarter of an hour before was feeling most miserable, and refused all food, wishing only for quietness, would now take a good meal and resume his wont ed cheerfulness. Jf this cure of Pr. Haley's is in reality a practical one, he will merit for the discovery the grati tude of suffering millions. The Jevr's-llarp, . The origin of the Jew's-harp Is T7st I in the long lapse of time, and hat hardly ever attracted sullieient notice as a musical instrument to be worth I j the inquiries of iinisiejd antiquaries , ; In (ierinany it is called 'Maul liar- t j nionica;" in Denmark, "Muud harpe;" I in Sweden "Mungif'a;" in France "(iuinbanle;" in Italy, "Troinba," and ; in the Highlands, "Tronip." The ' llrecks of Smyrna call it, in imitation of its sound, "Biaiiibo." In the Neth erlands and Tyrol it has for a long time been the delight of the peasants, the laborers, and their families, and at present it seems to !e in exception- 1 a! great favor in America, where an Fnglishman Ivis in Troy established a , factory of these vibrating instruments; i and so brisk hat the business been that ! another factory has been started re- eertlv' where the criiiinion-iilnce .lutv'u. , . , , . f . , , 1 harps are turned out in hundreds of ' thousands. The lirst noted performance on this simple instrument is mentioned in the memoirs of Mine, de d'enlis, in w hich is described the astonishing power on the Jew's-harp of a poor Oerman soldier named Kock, in the service of Frederick the Great. However, it was reserved for a Ocr man herdsman and laborer of the name of Kuleiistein to acquire an almost Furopean reputation as a plavcr on the Jews-harp. After ten years' close : application aud study, he surmounted a host of dillieiilties, and attained a j perfect mastery over this intractable ; instrument. Mr. Fulenstein appeared w ith great- ! est success at concerts, lir.st in Paris, in January, lSJti, ami later on in London, ', in June, lK-Jri, where he executed with "grace and expression the most charm ing Italian, French, anif (irrinan airs to the great admiration nf amateurs and 'professionals' alike." lie used at ; (he concerts to play duets with Mr- stockhausen on the pedal harp, the , latter accompanying him pianissimo, and touching the chords lightly, so that Mr. Kulenstein's nart in the ducts could be perfectly hear,l.-,Vo and Drama. Not So tire en as He Looked. A green-looking granger, travelling w ith a wagon, took in a number of boys in an eastern town very neatly recent ly. He would allow a rope to he tied around each w rist, and holding an ap ple in each hand, bit that while two bystanders pulled the rope in opposite directions he could bite lirst one, apple and then the other. He won every bet with apparent ease, much to the surprise of those who did not under stand a very simple principle in dyna mics. He was naturally stout, but the trick lay in the fact that the man pull ing on his right of course assisted him materially in pulling against the man on the left, and vice versa. It was two against one every time; but the mountaineer was always one of the two. FEKV AXCIEST. Ic r!plloil of a Burled Ship. Iii HJd there was exhibited in Lon don an ancient vessel which had been dug up at Malham, a short distance from the present navigable river of the lint her, at the west end of tne Isle ofOxney, and about two miles from liolverden and New Knden, the site of the ancient city of Andcrida. The spot w here this old vessel was found was an old branch of the Bother, Kent county, the channel of which was di- when discovered her upper part was buried ten feet, to which add nine feet her bight from hnttnm to top, and you have an accumulation of nineteen feet of sand and mud upon the river since she was stranded. She was single masted, roiiiul-stei'iieil. Hat-floored ami ' without a keel. There were two cabins in her stern, the after one decked over. with a hatchway for entrance; tho ; other, adjoining it, was covered with a caboose, which fell in on being ex- j posed and the sand taken from under it. There was also a short deck for- j ward with an indusine beneath it, but the midship part was entirely open, i , Her bulwarks and washboards mani- j i tested she bad been a sea ves-el. Her i beams, w hich were much .stronger than 1 : would bp required for a vessel for in j land navigation, prove that our forc , fathers knew huw to apportion a due , strength to the stress upon timber, her 1 ! timbers being three times as deep as ' broad. Her timbers and plank were 1 remarkably sound and hard, and in many parts quite bbe-k. she was i calked with moss. The method of i steering her was quite singular. She bad rubber bands which yoked the J rudder, and by an alternate motion of ' I the ropes, which were fastened to the i back of the rudder, it. was made to re- volve on the pinions as a center of mo- ' ' tion. the breadth of the rudder being j the b-verage. I he milder was hroa i, ami In me the ves-el ea-i'-r to .d'tr. Bv thi-. it would seem that in lo-r time the idler I had not been invent i-d. There was a ' cur'niis windlass on the aMcr-do k. j wbiih showed they bad not much idea of getting rid of friction, and at her forepart there had evidently be, n aii- j other fixed 1 roln side to ;,!ie. Her planks were very broad and of a close, hard texture, and thought by some to be oak, by others chestnut. The wreck ' of a small boat was dis- o i re.l near the stern of the vessel, but her iron fasten- . ings being in a very corroded state, she 1 could only be removed piecemeal; bc- tween the edges of plank were l.ier: . . h 1 of hair. I In the vessel were found large flint and steel, which, though verv much worn, still elicited sparks ; part of the bla Ie of a sword. wth a hollow ; ball or hilt of yellow lu-ta! a'taehed to it ; four vases ; several bricks of a red j and yellow color ; the corroded remains I of two lucks, et -. In the cabin, or : cook-room, was found a leathern ink ! bottle, ctiriou-ry marked, but similar in shape, to those still used by scbool ; boys; part of a br.iss cock ; a sounding ; lead: several shoes and au lals of en ; rious shape ; several bricks and frag- incuts nf tiles b iund together with I iron : a small glass bottle , a small I whetstone ; several books ; an oak board. ; eighteen inches long ami twelve broad. . with curious lines cut in it ; and a cir ' cular wooden hoard, of oak, pi i foraleil with about twenty-eight hole-., which w as mnst jir ibably a calendar by which the progress of the lunar month was marked. Of mortal remain . t'e re 'were a man's skull, the hip bono. I ribs, and other part of the ! skeleton of an adult, part of the skeleton of a child, par's id the skeleton of a dog, supposed to be a Tcyhiind. p.rts of t w sulU with the horns of sheep or goals, the breast bone of a goose, and several bones of larger animals. Urnr-Admlrnl dViu 71 . TrrbU. Cute Work. A detective employed by the I'liited States express company t- trace the rubbery nf a package at fouicrstou n, (I., saw the maik of teeth upon the pasteboard box. "The man is a one armed man," said he. "lie held the box ill his teeth w hile he untied the string." He made the acquaintance of Charles Basset t, the niie-armed man of the town, employ ed him as a de tective, traveled with him, talked about the difference in people's teeth, gut him to make an indentation of his own in wax, had a plaster cast made which fitted the marks of the teeth in the package and a-rested Bassett. H was a "cute" piece of work. I Jealousy. I In.y st nl u;vm I lit- wido wr.ui'l i, nn-l li. Ion- I c li li her i-idu I n-iw him tiini n I la!,e t ir Ie I lio-n nil-, ilm viiichuns urn, A i liui-uHi pi v, in d Willi a ih-!i rent liui d lie p ii e I it in 'lit: 'II ti l l .-'H mi.ind I iii-ii til my soul did il I'lL-ii B Ioii'iii Imtii, . Ai.d it new iii:i liii-ss, enili, an t ke:ii, and blclll. Arn iin 1 held me in its .stinie,' coiniiitiiid. A hi ihi'ii illi, hli sifd then' I raw Iter tuko A white IU8U I'ioiii the wliilii hre.wt wheic it sl'l't, And, ith a pi ti I h it liiuid courage, lif I m her lip-.! Km i '.v I i-ould have went f.ir j iy Imlli tiao.. ilm w'uie l'e was mv ill! Carl Mi Terry. IT.NCKNT PAIttattl'HS. i should oarsmen w ear scull caps? To preserve cherries- Iv-cp the small boys off. stare-way The entrance mound a church door after services. ! Tin- Muss Pointers i.Mis-. 1 place eggs instead of dimes in the contribu tion box. They are entered in the church I Us as lay offerings. ' This bit of conversation, which wo i lind in an exchange, is both timely and ' expressive: "I think this jee-creani j tdsts a little cowy." said he. "Mine, j tastes bully." said she. ! ' How is it." asked the 1 tndlady. "that you never complain of anything but the butter. Mr. Jones?" Mr. Jones: "Well, that is a big enough 1 contract for one man!" i i A ni e litilc tniii leu named I'luinnipi , I i II in love with 1: Krix tty ilunniiii'i , And ilm liifh lie jbivb .She concluded t'l save, S ) sdie cniini-d it. ( Il husted nil gammer.) A religious exchange tells a story of ; a cornet player employed by a Haptlnt. chun h, who lo.-t his n..-ition by play ing the well-know n indu ly. "Pull for 1 the shore," at the baptism of a number of run verts. 1 It i.- said that when one i-drowning a'l thai In' iM r said, thought, felt, or did, pas-es before him in a sn ill pano rama; and that the i ad tin inories crowd the g I into the background. , One need not drown in r-1 r to have the experience. Only become a ean li j date for oibi e. j lining a heavy business The stone yard. I'ninga light business. The gas j works, lining a safe business Th j bank vaults. Doing a grave business -The cemetery company. Doing a , medium business The spiritualists, j Doing a rattling business The tin shop. Doing a line business The judges. Doing a funny business The humorists. YVIiisllhu:. (.'apt. Burton tells us how the Arabs dislike to hear a person whistle, called by them "el sifr." Some maintain that the w histler's mouth is not to be purified lor forty days, while, accord ing to the explanation ot others, s it an touching a man's body causes him to product, what they consider an ollensive sound. The nalives nf the Tonga islands, Polynesia, hold it to be w rong to whistle, as this act is thought to be disrespectful to (iod. In Iceland the villagers have the same objection In whistling, and so far do they carry their superstitious dread of it that "if one swings abniit him a stick, whip,, w and, or aught that makes a whistling sound, he scares fmiu him the I Inly (ihnst," while other Icelanders who consider themselves lice from supersti tions, i ant ioii-ly give the advice; Do it not; for vv Im kn-iweth what is in tho air?" In .-me district s of North (ier inany the villagers say that if olio whistles in the evening it makes tho angils weep, speaking, however, of belies in connection with whistling, il is a w idespread supers! il ion that if. is at all times unlucky for them to hi -1 e, u m i li, according to olie legend, iiiginatel in the circiinisl ance that, while the nails lor our Lord's cross were being forged, a woman : t-iod by and w histled. Curiously i iioiigh, however, one very seldom bears any ol th- fair sex indulging in this recrea tion, although (here is no reason, as it, has often I u pointed nut, why they should not whistle with as much facili ty as the opposite sex. One cause, pi r baps, of the absence of this custom among women may be, in a measiiie, due to the distortion to the features which it occasions. Thus we know how Minerva cast away, with an im precation, the pipe, which afterward proved so fatal to Marsyas, when she. beheld in the water the disfigurement of her face caused by her musical per lormance. There are numerous in stances on record, nevertheless, .f ladies whistling at public cntertain mejits, and charming their audieuco with the graceful ease w ith w hieh llu-y performed such airs as " The Blue llells if Scotland" or "The Mocking Bird." Indeed, not many years ago, at a grand provincial concert, two sisters excited much admiration by the clever and ar- j tistic way in which they whistled a ! 1 1 ft . tirnil'ihiin's Mnynziw.

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