I fccri 07 ADVERTISING. H. A. LONDON, Jr., EDITOB AXD fROrRlZTOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: JDeequsn, ou insertion, niniith, ttt useorr. on your, ne eopf , ill Dion tti Om eopy, thrae moulds, LOO - VOL. VI. WTTSttOMr, CHATHAM CO., .V. (' JAXIWKY IT. I -SI NO. U. fir isrgsr rtlgiucne 11 htnl contrasts ' N Bleep Sonr. Hath tbs homeless baby's orytng, Tendnr Sleep! Every folilml violet Miiy ibe outer storm forget; Those wot lids Willi kies diyim, ITiroujjh theui areep! SootL . the soul that lie thought-weary, Murmurous Sleep! Like a liiuV i hrooklel's song, Kippling noixeons wood unions, Tinkling down the mountains dreary, While aud steep. Breathe Ihy l ulin upon the lonely, Gcnlle Sleep! As the twilight breezes Ken With sweet scents tho wil ih!". Ah, Kt win in wliilo dove-wins only H und thi'in Bwm-p! O'er tho ecid p.ur thy Mossing, 1 1. 1 bleep! Like a soft aud ripening ruin l ulling; on the u!low pain, For Ihu ;hue of eii oppressing, Pitying we(ep! O'er thy Hill seas met togethor, t'hiunifci Sleep! Hear them swell u drowsy li;. iiiihm;, Swans to silvery music swimming, Flimling willi unruffled leather OY-r the di-i p! l.nrij .('('(''i. It Turned Out All Right, It never rained harder than on that particular October, evening. lf they were U put me on the witness stand in the Court of Common Pl-as I should still reiterate that statement. Sheets of water poured from the eaves; Aunt Sabina' s big hogshead, under the wooden conductor-trough, was brim ming full, the gutters along the road streamed like miui.it ure Niagara rivers, and the sleepy old tune played ceaselessly upon the roofs as I caino into tho low-ceiled sitting-room, where Undo Job lay on the lounge, with his brows nil wrinkle I with pain. "Well, Undo Job," I said, cheerfully, "how did tie- dinner taste? It wasn't bad for a raw hand, was it?" "Did it cod; that dinner?" said I'nele Job. "Why, of course 1 did!" 1 answered. "1 thought you had old Mrs. I.ettsom here." "She couldn't come," said 1. "Her daughter, down at Lcadtown, was very sick. So 1 turned cook myself. It wasn't such a po-r dinner, was it, for a girl who never handled a stew pan in her life before?" "Never ate a better dinner in my life," said L'nclo Job. "How did you do it?" "Well," said I. with n little gleeful chuckle, "I got down the old cookery book, aud rallied all my common sense around me. Thai was how I did it. And now I'm going out to milk and fodder the cattle and feed old Dobbin." "You?" said Uncle Job. "Yes, I. Why not ?" "It isn't a girl's business," sighed I'nele. Job. "But there is no one else to do it!" retorted I. This is ho , it happened: I had come down from Albany to isit my unelo and aunt, because 1 had drooped a littlo after gradual iug at St. Agnes' school, and the old family dot tor said I needed change of air. l'nclo Job and Aunt Sabina were very kind, and 1 soon regained my lost roses, to say nothing of a most devastating appetite. And Candaen the old colored servant, made a perfect pet and plaything of me. I gathered ferns and mosses in tho woods, hunted eggs in tho barn, sketched all the pretty points in the neighborhood, and had even attained to the enviable degree of being able to fire off I'nele Job's ancient, double barreled rifle, when a crisis arrived in our domstic affairs. Aunt Sabina went to Vermont, to visit a relative. "I'd better take the opportunity now, w hile Marian is here to keep her undo company and read the newspaper to hiin," said she. And she had hardly got there before old Candacc received tidings that her brother was at the point of death at Saratoga; and oil she went, promising duly to return. But she didn't return. Instead, we got a letter, ill-spelled and written on a piece of yellow wrapping-paper, in closed in an envelope turned wrong side out, with "Cnndace'a respectful duty, and she took tip tho pen to tell us that Miles whs mortal bad and she couldn't nowhow leave him just yet." "What are we to do?" said Uncle Job. "Never mind," said 1. "I'll keep j house." Hut troubles never come alone. That very morning Uncle Job slipped on the cellar stairs and bmko bis leg. I bandaged it, in cold water, as w ll as I could, and sent littlo Harry Farley, who chanced to be passing ou his way to school, for the nearest doctor. "Old Doctor Jennings ?" said the lad "or Doctor Walton?" "Whichever you can get first:" said 1, wringing my hands. "Oh, do hurry! How do I know but that in flammation will set in, or gangrene, or something of the kind?" The boy set off in a dog trot, and that was tho last I saw of him. As the twilight closed darkly in, and Undo Job groaned occasionally, my hciirt began to misgivo me. "I wish I had gone fur the doctor myself," I pondered. "However, I dare say ho will come soon." And I strove to bo as cheerful in possible, i-li;t:iiriii' the cold compresses as soon as they gotheatei, and in wardly sighing over tho rapidiy-swdl-iug ankle. And so it was that at dusk I lighted the barn-lantern, put on I'm In .lob's water-proof coat, and prepared to sally forth to (he burn. "Don't I look like a cow-boy, Undo Job?" saiil J, buttoning up the coat, wiin h would easily have held two of me. "Marian," said Uncle , lob, surveying my outfit in a careworn manner, "you mil.d put on my old covhi do boots." "Your old cow-bide hoots, I'nele Job?" "Yes," he nodded imperatively; "those paper-sided French things of yours will never do. There's the clover luedder d go through, ami the roa I is slrcumiii' wet." 'Hut, I'licln Job," I protected, "they would swallow up my feet entirely." "So much tho belter," said I uele Job. "You won't get 'em wet." j 1 went, out into tho kitchen, laugh- ing to myself, and put on the cow-hido j boots; then I sallied out int ithe rain, ! independently swinging my lantern on one linger. I The cows, two big-eyed, gentle Al-' dcrneys, were easily milked, foddered and lm kcd into their sheds; but of the horses, although I would not have ad mitted so much to any mortal soul, I ' was secretly afraid. 1 could deal out their hay to them, forking it into the . mangers from tho square holes in the I loft-iloor; but I was obliged, with as- suiucd valor but much inward fear and j trembling, to carry the pails of water j into the very stalls of Hob and lioan, ' and hold them up to their velvet noses, j ; However, they neither bit nor kicked i j me, and 1 drew a long sih of relief, as , I skiinied once more out of Hoan's ! immediate neighborhood, and went to ! empty tlm sour milk into the pig-sty; , and then I Lolled tho barn door, aud triumphantly returned to the house, ' the lantern swung knapsack-fashion j acro.-s my .-boulder, and a brimming pail of milk in either hand. "Look, Uncle Job!" I cried breath lessly, pushing open tho door, "what a , .splendid lot of milk I have got." There I stood i it UihUnn the cow- hide boots, the drirping water-proof ! coat, with Unelo Job s ragged felt hat j jammed dow n over my curls, and wisps j of hay scattered about my dress; and there, directly before me, was an ele- : j gant gentleman, in a black diagonal 1 suit, Willi a seal-ring on his linger, and ! cameo studs i.i his linen, j "Marian," Miid my uncle, "this is ' ! Doctor Walton. Doctor, this is Miss j Keyscr, my niece from the city." His m ice from the city! Ho better , j have said his niece from IScdlam. Forgetful of all etiquette or common . J sense, i set down my pails of milk and ' ! Il'd. ! l!ut I had better have stayed. Uncle j Job called "Marian, Marian!" after me. Doctor Walton said something about , i cloth for new bandages; and there was ; the milk to be strained, after all. 1 only remained to draw my feet out of the cowhide boots, aud tear off the shocking felt hat and battered water proof, i To-be-suft. my skirts were be- ' draggled, and my back hair bad fallen down in a wavy bron.o mass, and I was quite sure that there was a splash of mud somewhere on my left cheek, but there was mi time to lose, and I was obliged to return to the sitting room aud act as Doctor Walton's first lieutenant until the poor, swollen limb was securely set and bandaged. Hut, all the while, I was blushing like the "red, red rose." I was too proud to apologize. After all, what was there to apologize for? Well, Uncle Job's leg did very well. Aunt Sabina, duly telegraphed for, ar rived as fast as steam could bring her, and old Candacc, having buried her nrother, appeared once more on the scene. And wasn't it strange?--the very day I went back to Albany, Doctor Walton was on the train. "You?" I cried, pleasantly conscious of the pretty loops of blue ribbon on my traveling hat, aud a bunch of blue asters in my bodice. "Why, I never expected to see iuii here!" "Possibly not," he answered, color ing a little. "Hut I needed some new instruments and a fresh supply of vau'cine virus, so 1 thought 1 would just run up to Albany."' "Ah!" said I, adjusting the blue asters. "I shall bo detain yd there a day or two," said he. "May I have the pleas ure of calling on you ?" "Will, only to think of that: t'f course I said "Yes." What else could lsay? And he cullod. And when ho went nway ho asked permission to correspond with mo with me! little Marian Keyser, only just out of boarding school. And, ns true as you live, one of his letters -after We h'l 1 i.e.-v. :p .p h d ,-. winter long oiitaiiu-1 a d via ,V ". of I.iVeJ "(o you l-vc It i : Marian .-"l -nder-ly iii! .tinned mamma, an 1 hid my la.-e ' in my hau !s. ; "V- ye.-.," 1 conl'i-oid. "I think I do ! 'S I'm quite certain ilia: I do! Hut how he could ever have cared for : me, alter seeing me in that odious eon- gloineration of bat. 1 H IO.ll, I never can imagine!" "You must a k him," i-ai I mamma So I did ask him, the vi ry lirst lime he came to Albany in the c.ia.ader of my betrothed lover. "Wasn't I perfectly ridiculous:" said I, biting my lip at the re-o!l !. ni. "Well, your luatiinr wa-i." .-.aid le1. "I'ut your e, hone like blue .ta:s, and your cheeks were like le. u ly oj eued rones! Ifyouiouid only have known how pretty you looked!" And then I felt Sum -what comfort ed. Ilecause things had certainly turned out all ri-'iil in the end. The Itird with the Hit; Mouth. Fat an I sleep, Meep and eat, go to bed with your stomach full and sleep till yon are hungry, then fill your pouch with food enough lor sixty hun gry men. That's just what the pelican says by his actions, which speak louder than words. He has i bag attached to his lower bill which wrinkles up when it is quiet so as not to appear over an inch in width, but when :-tret -bed it is big enough to bold a man's bca 1, and it is even told that a man's leg with his boot on can be hidden in Ids pmii h. Tho bey Mexicans utiH'" them by making them catch lish for them, and they manage in a funny way. They catch a live one, break it s wing an. I tin it to a tree! the lui.-crablo bird sci earns in distress, which attracts other peli cans to her, which, in their charitable ness, rather than see her starve, vomit some of the lish which is in their pouch. Then thelay Mexican comes out from his biding place, picks out the best of the lish for his own supper, leaving ihe captive pelican to eat the rest. Instan ces have been recorded of their being domesticated and trained to go and lish in the morning and return at night and disgorge part of the coiiteius of their pouch. Thoy sometimes go into a fishing partnership with cormorants and operate in this way : They spread into a large circle at some distance from land, and the pelicans 'lap with their huge wings above on tho surface, while the cormorants dive beneath. Thus the lish contained within the cir cle are driven before them toward land and as the cirelo lessens by the birds coming closer together the lish at last, are brought into a smaller compass, ! when their pursuers find no trouble in tilling other stomachs Sometimes the sea-gulls join and help them in their ! partnership. How China is (.overueil. Subject to certain immovable, cus- j toms, the Ktnperor, in his capacity of j father of the people, can in theory give -j any order aud can in practice punish I with decapitation or exile any otlicial I or person who disobeys it. He is in all 1 serious affairs, however, obliged to ' consult, though not to obey, a rather I largo group of Princes of his dynasty and great Mandarins, who divide tho departments and the great Viceroy al- ties among themselves. The dynasty,) moreover, being foreign, is compelled ! to respect tho army, to same extent, j while this army is, for linanci.d rea , sons, so limited in number, that it is dillicult to garrison the Fmpiro aud Impossible to bold it down for an hour. It is the tradition of the court, therefore, never seriously to offend either the army or the people in such a way as to provoke unites, nioro es pecially in l'ekin. At present theFm peror is a boy, only just twelve years of age, and all real authority belongs to a widow of the hist full-grown Em peror, Hien Fung who is called the Empress-Mother, but is not the mother of the Emperor- to Prince Kung, Li Hung Chang, tho favorite of the native Chinese, and two or three less-kuowu ! high ollicials. They can send out any orders they please anil are obeyed, but they cannot afford to risk the insur rections which would follow any great affront to tho pride of the people, such as tho cession of Touquin would. Chi na, in fact, is a more solid Turkcw with Sultan, Pashas, army aud mob shilling lower in unequal degrees. As in Turkey, too, nil four arc bound in the chain of a law tfi.it cannot be uoUilied. MORMON WOMEN. Their Deplorable Coiiilliloii In the I.und of the letter-IMy Niilnti. A poverty-stricken Mormon is fre quently the possessor of three or four wives. They all live in a single hut, and the children that are brought into the world are early taught an utter disregard of moral law. The thrifty saints, however, have nn establish ment for each wife, and can live very comfortably oil them. The wives spin, wash, scrub and farm, and In that manner secure enough of the world's goods to keep their lord and master without work. A bishop's wife did the laundry w ,ik for my family. "I am compelled to wasli tor the tlentiles while on earth," she would often say. "but in heaven they will be servants to me," John Taylor, the president of the Mormon church, had live wives in lt'.u, but .miicc the puss.ig of the i'.d inunds law bo has put all bat one away. At the la it general conference, of the church he was twitted about bis cowardice, and told that he .dioidd obey ti.ul's law rather lliaa man's. The women of Utah are not beauti ful. As a eiass they aro very homely.' The mis-'ioiiaries who travel, succeed in gaining many female convert s, but aiiiruli: thy gel, nothing but the fools of the Milage, w ho, boi.p.s l..-iu r dull of mai l, are ho.uely of face and form, in Kur.'p;', however, some very pretty pi a ,,iut girls are picked up, w ho, as soon as they gel to Utah, aro appropriated by a god saints an 1 tooth less bishops. 'Ihe church is doing all in its power to get converts. John Morgan, the president of the mission in the Ninth, has made the assertion that ho expected to get 17nO men and women this year in the South alone. The converts from this section aro sent to Colorado, where lariro colonies are springing up almost daily. The Furopeau victims aro settled in Idaho, Wvmning, Arizona and New Mexico, In Salt Lake City tho ('entiles are to the Mormons as ono is to live. The business there is almost entirely in the hands of the Mormons, Tho munici pal government of the city is Mor mon, Tho mayor, common council, the p. dice force, the city courts and the lire departne n- are all Mormon. The only hospital in tho city is sus tained by Oenldes. The Mormon poor, and there are many of them, of tentimes die in the streets. One tenth of what each Mormon earns or raises upon bis farm is given to the church, ostensibly for the benefit of the poor, but in reality to be divided among the leaders of the church. Sev en hundred andlifty thousand dollars arc collected in this matimr annually. A part of that sun. is used to corrupt . ollicers ot tnc guverineni ami legisla tors, while the balance goes toward the support of the twelve apostles, the president of stakes, the ciders of sev enties, the patriarchs, aud the high priests who form what is called the Melchizedck priesthood, and the bish ops, deacons, and teachers who consti tute the Aaronite priesthood. The pa triarchs also bless children at 2 a bless, and us it is all proiit. make money by the transaction. The bishops, dea cons aud teachers advise the members of the church in temporal affairs; tell them how to hoe their beans, make frocks and cast t heir votes. The method I would suggest for the sup pression of polygamy is a law compell -iug the publicity of all marriages here -alter performed in Utah. Letthecer oniony bo public, mid let the records bo kept in a public place. As it now is, the saint takes a girl to the endow ment house, and after a few hours' ceremony is wedded to her. Tho record of the proceedings is guarded jealously, and everyone connected w ith the ceremony sworn to secrecy, the penalty of disobedience being dis eiiibowelinent. Woman's Work In a Mint. Tho San Francisco Chronicle says ! that fifty females employed In the mint in that city aro called adjusters and j their pay is $2.75 a day, counting week- j daysandullholidaysbutSundays. Their , Ileitis are from ft o'clock in the morn- ing until 4 o'clock in tho afternoon, with the exception of Saturdays, when they cease at 2 o'clock. These ad justers occupy two large rooms on the second floor of the mint. One is used for the adjusting of silver and the other for that of gold. The tloors are carpcted.and each lady had a marble top table, a pair of scales, and a fine, delicate file. Before the gold is turned over to them to be adjusted it goes through the process of being rolled, annealed, cut, and washed. They then take it in a state called "bldnks," that is, perfectly smooth, and the weighing is done. It is weighed to see if each piece be of standard weight, which must be 412$ grains for a silver t'ollar, a slight discrepancy being al lowed on either side, lf a coin is found outside of the limit after being weighed by the adjuster it is returned ; if too light it is condemned and it must be remelted ; if too heavy it is filed to J its proper weight. This ;s the ladies work, and nn interesting sight it is to watch the small white lingers dellly handling tho shining pieces. A room near tho adjusting-room has been set aside for the ladies, who use it as a lunch-room ; two loug tables aro pro vided and a janitress furnishes hot water for making tea, and aloo kc-pi the jdaee neat and clean. Several of tho ladies have been in the miul for a number of vears. A Lively Tim;- with Hears. i If. II. Kawh s proposed that we take j a bear hunt on Monday morning. ! We uia lo every preparation theevn ; ning before, and alter a hearty I rca'i i fast, at o'clock mounted our h"r-o.i , for the hunt. We were provided wr'i ; Windiest, r rides and Hire" e.eli-i rain ed bear dogs. After a run i f about , an hour they came to bay. We hit. led our horses and crawled through the Mu lish to the dogs. 'I he un.li rgr.iu t ii was so thick that we could not sec ten ! feet ahead of u but at last we found tiie bear, a 1 ii'ee brown one, peivh.d j on the limb of a large pine tree, a' out ' a hundred feet I roiil the ground. We took po.siliou and commenced liiitig. Hears are very tena ions of life and 1 his one proved no exception to the rnh . as we each tired three times before I; fell. When we reached him he wv-. j dead. i We now started back, intending t I cut a way in from our horses an ! t pack linn out, but wo bud not pro- ceeded one hundred yards when tho J dogs became very excited and com i menced barking up another tree. I Looking up wo discovered two bears. I a brown one and a black o:,u i lying close together on a large limb, i Wo took position with the under.-tand-i ing that I was to tako the brown, and i Mr. liawles the black one. Just as wo got ready to lire 1 east my eye down i tho tree, and near tho cround, the ,,rush j,., 0,stl.u,UMi ,mr view, I discovered a large bear haiiL'in-g ' j the side of a tree broadside to me. Mr. liawles, being further round, could not see it plain, and told me be would re servo his lire and for mo to go for him. I was about forty teet from i' and tired twice when it tumbled, bally wounded. "e now turned our attention to t'.e otbet "vo in the tree. At the iusl ;' ' they commenced bawling the harking of the dogs, the bawling of tiio bears and the rapid tiring of our Winchi-icrs made it lively, 1 can assure you. We tired three shots apiece before they fell. One of them was pretty lively when he reached the terra linna, and il re nuircd two more shots, at a distance of u,n ,o ua, hiln (iUlt.r rlk.j about fifty feet doWU the hill, j. dead when We got to it. T now took the trail of the woute and after it run of it quarter of a; was ie i logs I'd one, a n.il. i i brought it to bay. When we ( aim- up i we found it up a large maeoiidra tree, about thirty feet from the ground. He looked to me to be as large as a four-year-old bullock. He was badly wounded, but still able to make an ' ugly tight. He fell at the first lire, but .lodged in tho forks of the tree: but i three or more shots apiece brought him ' to the ground. 1 We again started for our horses very j much elated with our success, but had I not gone more than a hundred yards when the dogs started in full cry, ! going this tune in the direction of our 1 horses. We supposed that this time they bad jumped a pant Iter. Thev had scarcely gone a hundred yards before they had tteed their game. We now examined our rilles and found that we bad both emptied our magazines, found six cartridges in my pockets, but thoy were two large for Mr. liawles's gun. AVhen we eaine tin with the dogs we again found they had another bear this time a luie black one. Mr. liawles In ing without am munition, 1 bad ail the fun to iii.v-cl;. If there is anything that Will make a inan feel out of place, it is to be in a bear (ight'witlioiit a weapon to light with. 1 tired two shots, one of whii ii passed through the heart, an 1 he w,:s dead by the time he struck the ground. Santa liosti (Vil.) At r.it. He Rarely Eseip-.l. "Well, my dear," said an Austin man to the wife of his besom, ' shall 1 call for you, Ray at three o'clock, tins aiu i. noon ?" "Call for nie! Why, what for? ' in -quired his wife in an c ident tone of surprise. "To go to the milliner's alter ;i hat." "After a bat! Why. hubby, didn't we get a new hat for me only y est, , day? What on earth are you talking about?" "Oh, I forgot, surely. Whv, vi so wo did. I see it now very plainly. It i. only every otkur day you want a new i hat." Hy stepping out hastily and holdiu" the door shut, ho managed toes ape merited punishment. M1EST1I It SIRAI'S. It hi 1 ecu thought that the freez ing el sap causes trees to expand in eld wa'her. Vrt. 'Ihonms Meehan linds. however, tha such is not the ease, as the trees contract to a consid erable extent. A rfii.irk.ible mo !i'', ation of tha mi. ,. o . , as just been perfected by Mr. .1. I. citcr, of Vienna, it has re ceived the name of ga.st roscope, and it. is to boiiei! for viewing th interior of the huu, an stoma Ii. A recent French law makes revaeei na'ion incuinb- nt upon every student, received into the lycciims and colleges. Since the experiment was made at the Lycee Louis lo Grand, not a single case of variola or varioloid has appeared. A specimen of vegetable wool is on exhibition a' Amsterdam. It comes fruin Java. When it is treed honi it leathery covering and tho seeds, through a very simple process, it is worth lutweeii it. rn ami sevmteen cents a pound. The danger of lcad-poisolng to which the use of .!.icd (art' euware may expose people has !.. in p.inted out in a communication le ti e 1 i rich acaof my of -.i-u m i s. tains m. n Ii lead. ' ii tr.u-ti-il by any siiK-t r etl to ferment m tie' fi ni risk may I..- .- ' iug the el.iel silicate of 1 tin-. .. iv t is al! iw Freedom v.u-ni-ii-:'Ii b ,.... I A new luel, called J being made in Mr: j principally I bog e ,ic . it a', w i.i h ed with ;i :, i pn poi-i-aid U 1 b men. 'lie in, is : aid to bum ficly and wit!) h.u li;tl. s .', giviiv.' more heat thaa v. .n.d and marly a- milch ii5 tli" best Kt'ili lino. is "C-ai. it can bcs' hl in Mrxi. o at ,i lower pri.-e than wood i f (.;:!. as the ingredients neceoary for its mantna turo exist in inexhaustible i.ua:;'..i.i s in that country. According to Col. A. Famed. R. A., oflli ia! records s'lmv that VJ'.o person were kiiled by li.'i.ti.iug in Husm.i :;. ilti: ive of i'!a:e; a.. I :'u.l..:id , dining the live years from 1-7'Jto 157-1. m these persons no hssthan 2.1ol dwelt in the country. During the same period, in the same territory, 4,1'J2 fires were caused by lightning, -1,0'.". of theni being in the cuiuitrv. China's Young Emperor. A letter in the Xu, t!i chhut Xiirs reports tho youthful emperor as very bright and as making rapid and satis factory progre.-s with his Mil. lies. He proceeds to t!m school-room every day shortly after the cabinet council say about S or 'J o'clo, k and continues with his teachers, of whom there are several, till 1 or ' p. m. His progress is said to be twice us rapid es Chinese youths, and the plan ado ted seems to be most rati, mil. It is not wit', him a mere question of committing a cer tain number of characters to memory, but his teachers read over the passages several time.-, and explain to him the meaning of the character-, llemg now 13 years of age, having ascended the throne when a boy if four, he me, is his ministers at tie- lonrei! .-very morning, and in his a uhciii c he i ;u strutted by the western empic--. i.is aunt, emprcs- lege:.!, what cucM i..us to put. No eunuchs or attend. i..ts i whatever are allowed to br r- e -,t a' these meetings. AH state documents are kept strict 1 privat- . 'ile-v are j sent sealed to the empress for ht r in spection, and the emperor takes h:s with him to his private qu irteis. At his public interviews be is always at tended by his ministers. His latiierii seldom there, but Prin.-e Kuugis al ways present. The emperor iv- .-; b!.-, his lather, tho seventh prim e, v. rv lunch. As is w ell-known, m. i-t .1 i'a Kuang's sons are of a slender 1 ..nl, ami rather poor and loea.'ei' aspect. Their bodily presence is finj-hat i--a.lv weak. When the emperor proct i Is to tho school-room or elsewhere through the courts of the palace, tho.-e on guard give the alarm, and the eunuchs aud others immediately retire within the rooms and draw the curtains. The very dogs have been trained to observe this rule, and on the mention of tho Word shoo, they, too, retire into con cealment before tho august presence of the liodgo-kban. The empress is said to be a vi ry able woman, but w ith a fiery temper. The prime has already ! set up a telephone between his pal ; ace and his garden, where he loves to i hit surrounded by all nature in artilie- ial miniature. In his garden he has a I lake, with boats, islands, rnckerio, hill, ' etc., and erected i't o i piouuus places he has foreign repre en t a". ions of wild animals. lie lately added some lay leer to his selections. His pleasure grounds are more extensive even than j those in the palace, which are not much over an acre in extent. .tn Humble Confession. Wlin i.- t ',:.! ! i;le V...IH.-.H l!i. e Weii l.m-liiiy e.es nn I iluk lin ii hair. A: ! ,iv-i..::.,.i. I.iii f My V,' hi'h iifil ;i- in cK as Iib nppesrs, Ai.d d..e- n'i I.i in u ii.iL-liidl .)'.. e liosr, Ali. t..H .i:. Hit: ell.t rlllll.S III! It .OS? V v c 'iixc.t. lie iv.iI.i-k me up on every morning, Alio lit llil! tune thn dny i il.ov iiill, Mv ; TwteMiit mhis eiiitiily ai'oruiin; Mv .-. ii:-ii. Whn in;, 1 1. - my t-lullics with In li ih And i'iirii. my stoekinis quiuk a! a wink, Whin-1 .nt liy und wniiko and think f My tiiiu. Wlm nsk-i urn evmy ilny fin- money, Willi count, u men ilt miue und tunny, And cull- mti "pretty hoy'' and "honey?" Mv lil'.le vv.nnun. Who i nn.' i In-, honfo hoth night und day, A lit I eve. ill en Ha hut' lUKiiyi Wh i'.- b.i-8 ii this shantjRftny way f Aly lii.ui r hull! larun t'M-jtr. 111 MOIIOUS. The fanner's wife should weir gros grain silk. "Well, Fll bo hanged!" says the window curtain. "I'm going to board," was what the log remarked on entering a sawmill. "What is the worst thing abou riches?" asked a teacher. "Their scar city," replied a boy. A wha ing company has been start ed in aa Francisco. An old-fashioned sehoo!niaster would make a good pres ident of the concern. There is going to be a boom in mat" rimoay. 1'h- y are making bicycles now with two seats. A man who can't elope with his girl in a swift vehicle that makes no nois", deserves to be a wretch of a bachelor all his life. "I do not love him in the old fond way," writes Ella Wheeler complain, ingly. Tim bad, Ella. What's tho mutt.r with him? Has he been indul ging a reckless fondness for onions, or will he not treat you to oyMers any more? An editor met a young man who bad recently been married and asked him how he was pleased with his (h.m. e in life. I!e took a long breath and tinned his eyes up as if trying to think of some- expressive word, and I'.ien said: "(h, sir, J wouldn't tako a million dollars for myself." A ig uoiis old fellow in Maine, who had lately buried his fourth wife, was accost, d by an acquaintance, who, un aware of his bereavement, asked: "How is your wife, (apt. Plow jogger?" To which the captain replied withagravo face: "Waal, lo tell the trewth, I'm kinder out o' wives just neow." "Does Science Destroy Love of Nature?" asks a scientific magazine. It doe', tin. e upon a time a scientist invented a Hying machine, and after bis iir.it trial not only his love of nnturo, 1-ut his love of art also was destroyed. A fall of i ; feel, from the roof of a building, in the interest of science, is apt to dcstiMv iinv bodv's love of nature. How Hie Danes l.onk. I trust no well muscled Dane, to wIiom-i ye ;i..'-se lines may come, will treasure up a grudge atrainst the wri ter when I assert that taken altogether the inhab.tuiits id' Pnpt-nhagen are the plainest ( at urcd people wlumi I have ever come across. In the last live days I have not seen live really good-looking women nor as many hand.soine men. It M not tl.at there is anything repulsive in the general cast of countenance of this people, but there is an entire ab sence of ail that constitutes beauty and a marked want of both individuality and of t v ,' . Not a face that passes you by on the streets, and there aro many of them crowded enough at all hours of the day, strikes the attention or caiiM's you to turn the head to tako another glance. Not an involuntary "what ;i pretty girl" escapes your lips. There is a dead level of mediocrity, or something ;i little below mediocrity, in all tin- countenances that meet the eye, and in -tie of tl.at peculiar sweet ness of expression or purity of com plexion that gives a charm to bo many young woiiu-n in Sweden, even where they may not be strictly beautiful. Half a dozen Amciican girls trans planted from Fifth avenue or Kearney street to tho Ostergada or Vinimelskaf tet, woiil I create a veritable sensation and more ihan one of them might part-Lance lin.l herself the mistress of ono ot the abounding palaces. Copenhagen would not be a bad place to which to bring marriagchlo daughters with tol erably good looks, provided, of course, tb.tthe young ladies themselves did not object to plain-featured husbands As it is, 1 haven't seen an American about, although American sewing mi i bines iii" displayed in line show rooms and American goods, from agricultural implements aud cutting tools to patent uspetiders and celluloid collars and L-ulls, are to be seen iu luany of the, store.