OT he tfljatljam ttccorfc. l)c l)atl)cuu tlccorb. HATKS II. A.. I.OINDOIV, KDITOK AND PKOPK1KTOK. ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, I Inc FqusiV, one in.'iTtioii Onc k.uhii'. two nixcrf in One niiHif one motilh l.0( l.M - a. .v One copy, one yesr -One ropy, six mouths . One copy, three months $ 2.00 $1.00 0 For Imgcr advertisements hbeial coti- VOL. VI. PITTSB01lO CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAY 22, 1884. J tract will be nisde. Distance Lends F.ncliutitmi'iit. Longfellow. R"o inier not niiig like him wlrwo hT8 loinlii'il tlic ureil wiiiIiI'b limit, lint we run Inr u i'Iitcii lew , n il.ntn nt liit (Mil Hllt Ami we iiniy wur-liip ut tin- -Initio ticniiis Inw re Hi' I tor him, n roie tin' li'-'lit nl' n It (.rn-at iniml nil other lights fiinw iliin. Vlic i-liylli'iiie ni' lii'ly of llioiqlit wliicli timl to Iliin li id given, 1'nn liml ihm iiiiiiIi -iji'iit on eintli, ieivhnnce it lll'l) ill lll'IM'll! I. ill a .V. t'mhman. Her Engagement Ring. Fannie rrard had been engaged to be niiii Tied to young Dr. Harry Raymond, the n;ili-v of it wealthy New Yolk phys eiau. whoso ext"iisivo practice wns experteil to soon tlescend j to hi- young relative. In the iiienn-; time Harry went off mi along sea j voyage with an invalid frietul, leaving j it betrothal ring on the little white hand of Hi.' lovely girl who had prom ised to be his wire when ho returned borne. The ring w r. handsome and uniipio, with i's splendid solitaire, and their combined initia's in tiny diamonds itn bedded inside tin- gold. II hoop; and of course Faurre valued it for its beauty as well u-i for the love of which it was the pledge. Hut when news came to her that the ship in which her lover sailed bad not been heard of for many weeks, and that it was eonsidered lost, having enter southern lati tudes, where atrr'fie hurricane had done I'e.ir: ill damage, I hen the ring be came a Kite red thing to her as the la-t gilt id' the dead. Fate ha 1 brought other trials to the poor girl since the loss of her lover. Her father bad died, and subsequently her mother's money, upon which they were almost dependent, had been swallowed up in a bank failure. It became ncce-sary for Fannie to eke out the small remaining income by turning her accomplishments to ac count. It win then that the thought of parting with her precious ring ccuir ed to her fur tin- lirsl time, although all her (thT jewels had gone long a m e. Tin' idea came to her with a sharp pang that was almost an agony; but having oiu e come to her, it was it j semeo purpose. ' you now. "1 need no reminder to keep me : ( ih, Fin sorry! But never mind! true to his menii.ry," she murmured, ! )ril(, j t, ,.Vening and have a while heay tciirs overflowed through ,' ,. hat. ;0od by, for the present! Do the long, curling lashes, and fell, gilt- j lighted to have met you." ti ring rivals, upon the diamond which And Jack disappeared around a she raised to he lips and kissed again ; corner, savagely condemning his "long and again with passionate fervor. Having made up her mind to sacri fice it, Fannie put on her drooping hat ami tie 1 a black veil tightly over her sensitive face; then, with rapid steps, she left the house and haste'.ed to the jewe'ry establishment around I the corner, at the windows of w hich she had often stopped to admire the darling contents. "Is it your own?" asked the old ninn, with it searching look in his keen gray eyes at the young girl, who ha l mado ber request in such low and trembling tones. "Oh, yes," she answered, simply, un conscious of suspicion. "It was my engagement ring." and she colored faintly, then paled again with painful thoughts. It is it very valuable one for you," paid the jeweller, slipping it on the fust joint ol his linger, and glancing at Fannie's neat but decidedly shabby raiment. "The gentleman was rich and so was I then," she answered, quietly, cheek ing her rising indignation with the self-control which experience had taught her. "The gentleman to whom I was en gaged to be married went away on a long voyage, and was lost at sea," she eaid, "and then my father died and left us poor, so that I have been oblig ed to sell my jewels. I kept this till the last. Will you please buy it, sir?" Tho old man, a Scotchman, said: "I'niph, tiiiiph!" and polished his spectacles, murmuring, "l'uir lassie!" Then he told her he would value her ring, gavo her a receipt, for w hich she had not thought of asking, and told her to come back in tho morning. About 10 minutes after Fannie Gorrard left Dugald Bhiikie's store, a young man walked up the avenue with long, rapid strides, watching the passers-by and the objects with a half curious, half-familiar and wholly vleased attention. He entered Mr. Bluikie's store and drew out his watch. "I wish you would be good enough to examine this watch of mine," ho said, pleasantly, "Something has gone wrong with it all of a sudden. Xo sowt do I arrivo home safe and sound than it became refractory after serving me faithfully through hair . i adtk 'scapes by Hood and Meld es- peclally by flood ? I hope It is not om inous. And the. returned traveler laughed as lie hand 'd tho timepiece to the old man. 'Nothing more alarming than a broken main-spring," replied Mr. Bl.tikie, smiling. "We will have it ready for you to-morrow, sir." And then, us ho watched the strang er go out, with his youthful, swinging stride, his in i ml recurred to the girl who had told him of the lover "lost at sci," and ho sighed over his work. Harry Raymond had not gone far before ho was a -costed by the ring ing voice of an old friend. Hello, Kaymond, old fellow! Whore in tin-name of all that's wonderful j have you sprung from? Why, dear I boy, every one believes you long since I at the bottom of the sea. fir blown away by all sorts of simooms, or ty phoons, or whatever vou call 'em!" i "Blown away as much as you like, j old boy," laughed Raymond, wringing ! his e.'iiipaui'in's hand heartily, I "but not under water yet, as you see. libit, coiiie give me some bind news, ! won't y i? This is my first day in ' the city, md I haven't seen anyone I yet. How is -everybody ?" I "Well, much as usual, 1 gupsfi. I!ut come over to my rooms, and maybe I I fan be more definite," ; The young man slipped his arm I through I ;.t.v in itii I'h, and they saunt ! ered on together. "Oh, by the way," said .lack tiordon, I suddenly bursting in on one of his own j speeches, "you have just turned up ill i time to lie t. jo late for the marriage of . an old sweet heart of yours- Fannie j d'errard. Married an old chap with i heaps of money, too. "What what did you say?" asked I Ir. Kaymond, clutching the arm that I lay on bis, and stopping short in the j street. j "1 Sitid that your old (lame, Fannie j Oerrard, was married yesterday to , old Mr. Huberts, the millionaire. Why, what's the matter? What aro you I staring at? Vou look iu if you bad seen a ghost!" Doctor Kaymond drew bis hand t across his facj once or twice before , he replied. "1 b. g your pardon!" he said. "I have just remembered an important engagement! I I will have to leave tongue," hihI thinking all kinds of hard tilings of tho girl who could so soon forget a fellow like liayin aid. Harry llavmond walked on with head bent ami downcast eyes. All the animation and brightness were gone from his face all interest in his stir- roundings banished by a few careless words. "Married!" he repeated "married to another, and my heart true to her through all! Oh, lickle, faithless heart of a woman. And, w ith a harsh, bitter laugh, he drew bis hat over his brow and strode on, he knew not whither, until night found him in his own rooms, worn out by fatigue and misery, And so passed tho first night of Harry Kaymond's return home. When Fannie (icrrard entered tho jeweler's store next moining, she was somewhat embarrassed to find a young gentleman talking to Mr. Blaikic, and withdrew shyly to the furthest end of the counter. The old gentleman, recognizing her at once, bowed pleasantly, and iu a few moments came to wait on her. "I will buy your ring for fl.r0," he said. "Will you part with it for that?" Fannie's face showed her disap pointment. "1 thought it was worth more than that intrinsically," she said. "Two hundred, at least," The Scotchman shook his head and pressed his lips together, for although he was interested in the "puir lassie," he did not forget that "beeness is beencss." She looked at the ring with longing eyes, half tempted not to make tho sacrifice at all, when she was startled by a voice beside her: "1 will buy the ring for ,VM, since the lady is so anxious to obtain a good price for it!" Well did Fannie ( if rrard know that voice, though never before had she heard it ring with contemptuous scorn as it now fell upon her ear. With a strong inclination toscream, which she suppressed to a gasp, she turned and inv, luntarily held out both hands, wH'Ie a look of mingled amazement, delight and love shone in her lace. Then, meeting nothing but a strange smile of scornful bitterness upon the features that had become to her those of a saint, and where, hitherto, she had seen naught but glowing tenderness, she drew back as though titling. One piteous look she gave toward tho old mail, who stood watching his strange patrons with absorbed inter est, then she shuddered, reeled, and would have fallen to the Hour, had not Mr. Bluikie caught her in his arms. He bore her into an ad joining par lor, and calling his daughter, left the fainting girl in her care and returned to where Mr. Ilaymond stood, with a pale, set face, gnawing his moustache, "Is the young lady better? J am it physician, fan I be of any use pro fessionally?" "So you are her lovcr-the lad who was lost at sea?" sa'd Dugald Blaikic, not noticing the question. "What do you know about me or her?" Kaymond asked, sharply, "Fnoiigh to know that you have fit used sullieieiit trouble ami grief by your absence, without breaking the bairn's heart altogether, now that you have come back. Ilech, num." continued III gald, falling into broad Scotch, under the inllueiiee of excite ment, "na lad ever had less cause for cauldiiess or su-peecioii!" Harry lta moml's lace Mushed and his lip tremble I. "Vou do not understand," he said. "She win my betrothed wife, and I re turn to find her married!" "Married ?" echoed Dugald, blankly. "Ves; married to a wealthy dotard, and anxious to get rid of that ring lest she should be disturbed by unpleas ant associations." And as he thus expressed this sug gestion of his fevered fancy his voice Wits raised iu resentful passson. The bewildered girl beard the words, ami standing in the doorway with a face of marble pallor and her slender figure proudly erect, she said: "Vou are strangely mistaken; Dr. Kaymond. 1 inn not married, nor ever have been. I w ished to sell my ring because I was in absolute need of money. However, it is your's with out any equivalent!" And with si haughty bend of her head, she would have passed him by; but Harry suddenly turned and caught her in his arms, and before she could protest, she was seated on the sofa iu good old Dugald lilaikie's parlor with her repentant lover at lier feet. "Oh, forgive me, darling pray for give me!" he pleaded. "I wits hasten ing to fmd you immediately on my ar rival, when I wiis told thitt you were recently married! But I was mad wicked to doubt you, and throw my self on your mercy!'' And he seized the little hands, ner vously clasped together, and covered them with kisses. "It was my cousin," she answered, reproachfully. "Ah! but I knew naught of her, and tome, sweet liea rt, there is but one Fannie (ierrard in the wide world. The Itluck King mul the While Pasha. When tiordon I'asha was taken pris oner by the Abyssinians be completely checkmated King John. The King re ceived his prisoner sitting on his throne, or whatever piece of furniture did duty for that exalted seat, a chair be ing placed for tie1 prisoner considerably lower than the seat on which the King Silt. The first thing tho Pasha did wif to seize this chair, place it alongside that of His Majesty, and sit down mi it; the next, to inform him that be met him as an equal and would only treat him as such. This somewhat discon certed his sable Majesty, but on re covering himself he said. "Do you know, tiordon l'.isha, that 1 could kill you on the spot if 1 liked ?" "1 am perfectly well aw are of it, your Majesty," said tho I'asha. "Do so tit once if it is your royal pleasure. I am ready." This disconcerted the King still more, and he exclaimed, "Wha ! ready to In killed!" "Certainly," replied the I'asha; "I am always ready to die, and so far from fearing your putting me to death, you would confer a favor on me by so doing, for you would be doing for me that which I am precluded by my re ligious scruples from doing for myself you would relieve me from all the troublesand misfortunes which the fu ture may have in store for me." This completely staggered King John, who gasped out in despair, "Then my power has no terrors for you?" "None what ever," was t he Pasha's laconic reply. His Majesty, it is needless to add, in. stantly collapsed. Too Many l.olireH. "Oh, for a bulge in some vast w ilder ness!" quoted Mr. Splat terly, the other day, vt hen he was feeling in a poetic mood. "Should think you bad lodges enough t" said Mrs. Splatterly. "Vou are out now four nights in the week to lodges, and if you had another in a wilderness, I don't suppose ou would be home at all, except to cat." Miil'llt toicu 'l'ruumrijit. Till: 110 UK IMMTOlt. A towel foh(l several times and dipped in hot water and quickly wrung, ami then applied over the seat of the pain in toothache or neuralgia will generally afford prompt relief Headaches almost always yield to the simultaneous application of hot water to feet and back of the neck. Dr. Wilson says in the Snuthnt H i. ( that it is a mi-tal.en idea t hut no fruit should be ea' n at breakfast. In the morning there i; an acrid state of ih' secretions, and nothing is so well fa', ulated to correct it us peaches apples, The siikiII s led fruits, such iis tigs, blackb. n ies. raspberries, and st 1. 1 w berries, may bo classed among the Inr' fruits atel medicines. The Mii;in. iu jei'i i ; nutritious, tlm acid purifying, and the seeds laxative. We slu' ild I ink more to our gardens for our medicines, and less to our drug st-Ucs. The ( 7e.i. i pi it:t!it reci ninn rids the lo'low ing icmedy for severe scalds ami bu i n.: cover the injured parts freely with soft soap. If the luir.i be severe, apply soon after I meed oil. with a .li nlilul die-sing of limn'. This caki s, ami fresh oil and Ib'tir can ho added. hen this covering falls oil a new kiu w ill have formed, aid no scar left. The saiim journal says carron oil is one of the best remedies where the skin D unbroken, care of course being taken to exclude the air from the in jured part. Dr. James Fihviit Briggs. of New York has contributed to the .! - Tri'.itii' an article on catarrh ami its sequences, containing suine facts which are important for everyone to know. lie says indigestion ami fatigue are the principal causes, though inborn scofula is not to be lost sight f, and the vaccine poison is a frequent anse of (he l.lu id disorder which eventually results in chronic catarrh. Where there is the most vaecinnatiou there is the must catarrh." In the way of hygiene he recommends that "the f I dioiiM he plain, the amount iiioderat1, ami over-eat ing is to be dimmed its a prolific sour. -e of mischief. Due-fourth of (he food usually taken, md frequent lyjnore iliin that, can be iniitted with advantage. ''. I'mih'n ILnUk M:,tlil:,: All lili'xplienMe use. In an article on "The Will and its D'Tangeiiiont,"piililisheil in the Youth' i'imiiniu. Dr. W. A. Hammond says: I had once under my observation the use of ji gentleman who could not sign his nam unless he lirt rose from his chair and turned round three times. As he occupied a position of trust, and one which reqiiir. d him tontlix hissig. nature to papers very often in the course of the day, the circumstance caused him great annoyance. Thedis order was developed very suddenly' and quite unaccountably. Be was one night, after a day of excitement and fatigue, about to sign a check which ho had just drawn up, when he found, to his astonishment, that he could not form the letters of his name. He pushed the check aside, and began to copy some words from a book which lay on the table before him. He did this with his usual facility. But the moment he attempt cii to write his name to them, he was powerless. Alarmed at what he thought was it symptom of some serious brain disease, he threw down the pen, and rising from his chair, walked several times up and down the Moor, trying to ana. lyze his feelings. There was no pain in his head, his thoughts were collect, ed, and there was no excitement except that developed by tho curious circum stance which had just occurred. Determined, if possible, to overcome the diMiculty, he again essayed to sign the check, and, to his great relief, ac. complishcd the undertaking without the slightest apparent effort. Km boldcncd by his success, he tried a second time to w rite his name, but a second time he found it impossible to do so. liellecting upon the matter, he recalled the fact that it w as only after he had paced the Moor that he had been able to write his name. So he walked across the room two or three times, ami then found that he could make his signature with entire ease. Further experience showed him that it was not the walking that was necessa. ry, but that it wits essential he should turn round three times. Without these preliminary gyrations it was im possible for him to write his name, though perfectly able to write page after page of other matter. The con dition existed for about a mont h, and then by my advice he stopped writing altogether and took a voyage to Furope. He remained absent several months, during which period he never put pen or pencil to paper. On the way back a subscription was taken up on the ship for some charitable object, ttuu be was requested to sign the paper. Without reflecting for if he bad, be would not have made the at. tempt he took the pen held out to him and wrote his name without the slightest hesitation. After this he had no further trouble. Such cases are, in the present state of our know ledge, ab solutely inexplicable. Salmon FMiIiii; mi lailtindoi' ( oust. One of the mast important of the Labrador fisheries next to the cod is that ol the salmon, tho.igh they are by no means as extensive here as in the low i r Cana li;n provine-s, especially of Kcstigoiie ie and the Bay of f haleur, on the south)sidp of the liner St. Law rence. The salmon go up the river to spawn; returning, they are found in thi adjacent waters of th river along the coast, in the late summer and ear ly fall, The number of fish annually captured is immense. The best, ami in fact on 'y real, -ea-on for capturing C'ifse ti .-ill is a few Weeks ill the caily autumn. They are caught in t;ill nets, large or small, with a regulation mesh of six inches. The nets arc placed alongshore nt the m .nth of the river or across some channel of the stream, and i-iited even day. The fish en tangle themselves in the meshes, which are made sufficiently large to allow the the young li Ax to escape by pasdlig en tirely through them, and are held until th fisherman comes and sccim.M his catch. The lish arc then cut open from head to tail, and carelully clean ed inside and out, all the black skin being peeled off t he bat k bone. They are lien soaked iu fresh water, then in salt brine, and linally packed iu barrels. There are seldom more or less than twenty-three li-h to a barrel. As each barrel brings about $12 cash, each lish is valued at lifty cents. This is, of course, the first cost of the lish. Niluioti-fishiug is only in its prime for about four weeks, between, say, July Jo iind August 25. 'I his lishing is plentiful all along the rivers on the coast, and there is seldom one that ha not sjveral lisherics upon it. I should say that a barrel of salted salmon will average about I'mi pounds in weight. Salmon are, other than above, preserv ed by drying, smoking, and canning. The latter process is rarely, if at all, employed in Labrador; the other two seldom. They are smoked much as herring are, and dried in the sun much its codfish on lishilakes. Salmon are caught with the hook ami line by those w ho care to angle for them, and as the rivers and bays are quite full at ttie proper season, it is a work of pleasure and prolit to practice the rod with this king of lish in hi native ele ment and at home, when he Is most abundant. Marrying Knrlj. The New Vmk F.vening ZW says obs'Tvatioii among one's a qu.iintauees ' shows the fact to be that pi ople do not marry early nowadays, and, in deed, as a general rule, do not marry early enough. In many cases that I event takes place as a result of pru- detie:' and calculation. The New Vm'k l.'l;i ' rejoins: We cannot iigree with our contemporary in regarding time as so important an element in marriage. A girl can af ford to wait t great in my years rather than marry any one but the right man; while, on the other hand, it may be wise for a man to marry the right girl as s on as he is sure he has found her, no matter how early. As Derrick sang, so he may say to him self: "tJntliiT vi" ni-i'-liit'ls while i inn ; lllil Tunc i-still ,i living. Ami lliis sunn' flower III il -miles I.e. Inv, To-iiiii iii will I"' ill in.;. "Tlinn li. not cny, lull u-e your lime. Ami while ye miy, n.i iinriy ; For liiivin l.i-t Imr mice your ii'iiue, Vmi ni:iy I'.iiovor miry." Our contemporary speaks of pru dence and calculation iu the same breath, as though each was equally objectionable in the selection of a wife, but we cannot go so far. Surely pru dence should hu an element iu every matrimonial arraiigcm cut. ('o Slow nt First. Burdette says: Learn to walk, young man, before you try to prance. Don't hunger and thirst for a boudoir car w bile you arc the jniiiorjclerk, and have to sweep out the store and sleep under the counter. If you are a young phy sician, don't expect to make it all in tin first year. Your father rode four or live horses to death before he was able to put iin axmiiiister on the oilice Moor, ami lean back in bis shvpy hollow chair and announ-e that he would an swer no calls after i? p. in. If you are practicing law, remember that t lie old attorney whose oMiee you are sweeping out, wore w lute hair, and not much ol that, before he began taking whoh farms for single fees in small cases And bear in mind, too, that they didn't spend every cent of it as fast us they got it. ji.tiit ii v Tin: ton. athril fni in 'I miy J Willis s n inr nt II It mill it Wi IkM In I. "I'l. "Human hair goods ure wotn more now than t li y ever were," said a Bos tori dealer w bo does a large business iu such articles, "AH classes of ladles wear it - young, middle aged and old - some for use, bat iii"ie for ormoiu lit. Men wear w igs only w hen they cannot help it. Women wear false hair to add to their charms. Short hair is in demand now, in the form of Lisbon and sea-foam waves and frizzes, and the favorite color is chestnut brown. The golden shade, so much in fashion a few yeiii's ago, lias fallen .'i'l percent, iu price. There is a great deal of com pel it ion, and all kinds of hair goods .'lie cheaper than they used to be. Swili hes, especially, can he had at a low price. Ladies formerly paid SI'i to Nju for a good one, but they can get an extra nil e s'yle at Inuii V to 4-10 to day." "Where dues the supply of artificial hair come from ';" "Nearly till from Frame and tier, many, with a little from other parts of the continent and F.mrlaud. The largest quantity ami best quality is from France. It is ii"t the hu;r of dead person i. as many imagine, but comes from the heads nf living peasant women and girls. It is gathered by peddlers, who buy it for il trille- a silk kerchief or some other triMe which ph ases the fancy. Jt is taken to I'arr an I sold to manufacturers, who ussor il in lengths and shades for cxprnt to Amei ica and other countries. Here tiresome boxes with hair whi'li ha imt yel sen liht in this' louutry. 1 will opin o,ie. There, you see the form in which it comes. Little roils, which I will pull out so. and you see what will be pail of a Lisbon wave. This is the I test quality of hair. There is also an inferior kind, not much used, which is trathereil from a-di barrels and dust heaps of Paris and Italy, and ! assorted hit I lengths iiud shades. It is the cheapest kind ol h.iir. Dealers pay from to if p.! a dozen for the switches, and sell t Iiimii at .! and !?2 ca. h. We see s .ine raw hair ill this j country, but ery little. It comes j nearly all from the iiunuerie I do ! not lliilili there Would be .V pounds of il ill the half a t n of hair which 1 buy i in ;i year. There are some inferior ! grades made by New York jobbers.liiit. iilllhego.i l hair comics froin abroad, i There are in Franco regular 'hair raisers' that is girls who have their i hair cut for sale everv four vears." "What is the most expensive kind of hair?" "Natural silver white, like this, is worth il "i or Wan ounce; sn, you S'-e, it is worth more than its weight j iu gold. Bleached white hair is worth I only i an ouin e. Natural hair of or ' dinary shades i.; worth from $'i to fjii ' n pound, except the hair collected by rag pickers, wliii h I rings only ftom fl to t i. The value of different colors of ' hair depends mi the fashion. Yellow I hair, not golden, i ! almost iiiides-t to Us," I "1 suppose there have been gie.it im : provemeiits in your art of late years.-'' ! "Yes, indeed. You ( Id tell the ' old fashioned wig a mile off. but now I can make it wig which will defy tie i tectum. A great many top pieces are j worn by men like these." Here the hair dealer, greatly to the siiipri-eof the reporter, lifted up what : was to all appearance the natural hair on top of his ow n head, and disclosed il i cranium as hare sis a billiard ball." i "Now," siiid he, "here is what we I cull the Lisbon wave for ladies. It it 1 in the fashionable shade, but it is worn lover natural hair of any color and wholly conceals it. A great deal of 1 hair is required to niiike a g I wig. The hairs have to be drawn through ! meshes one by one where the parting is, iind at that part the meshes are ! made of white hair woven in pieces of j different lengths and widths. Here I are some of them." I A few thin packages lay in a small j desk drawer. They looked like coarse muslin. "There are is.'ii 0 worth there," said ; the dealer. "You can shut your band : on iloii worth. A good wave costs : from sf'i to i"iH, according to quality ' and color. Ornaments for the hair iu latest style have Khine stones in them ; to sparkle at night. These cost from '2-i cents to ijai each. Do I make falso , eyebrows? sometimes, but it is hard to do good work with them so they i cannot bo detected. I do not make falso mustaches for dudes." j "I suppose you sell a good many i light colored waves to dark haired ladies?" ! "Ah, you may see many a pretty ' blonde on the street with black eyes I which she cannot hide and black hair which she can. Fashion rules all. ' Just now t lie color is medium brown, but there tire constant changes in stvle, enough to keep one 'on the go' all tho lime." Huston Mole. ; 'J'lie nil- m-i- oil III-. I cm . li- lele :i . w hile ellll !"., llul never .me ill tin' Iniili'.i' j A- while lis Ui.' 'nil" nt -cA. j Ali'l the l i'lll'ls 1 1 1 . 1 1 1MOWII the IlloimlilillS Willi W mul c.iMilcliylU. I J'i.i ii mi-i..l, Ki'iiy iin-l mi l :i"'r l:e..e v. . :iii li .li h lis I," ihl. I Str.li-h an-l I II I' the M I I I'll .1 . ...hi - i...' ne ii urn h.-i. ii ; I Si il. ll ....'I j; I I In" li..i..liliill. I VVhe-e lu.'illht IM' Illi.) III'ViT tl.'liell. ' 'li I i -t:i in ' tie ill den ell. Il.llltie-S. ! SI ill ll.'I'l ill I'l.V llli'lde veil The -Inn (.I'Imi-i.iT iiii.iiiilniii-., ; 1 he ylciilil ol ill.' l'ur-otr-;el. ! HI MOICOl s. I 'rut out the gaV called a lady to her bu-baml who was being talked to death by a bunk agent. D hurl his feelings so much that he shut up bis q illieii pages and retired, 'Ye., my wife is a good poker player," -ays a farmer. And then he added' "Mio is al-o just as handy with the tongs." There are some iiKl' i iues which re mind us of the poor fellow wlu said, she couldn't get :t husband, and I ouldn't get a wife, so we got IIUII' lied." ' M lf.inade im n are not "born locom : maud," because they are not made to ; order. The e.irlv bird sometimes catches a liody full of shot. A private affair -the drill. Much needed -g 1 bread. Waiting for a ris.-The young lady who hangs on a strap iu a horse sir. A workman is known by his chips' itul a barber by his shavings. "Don't you think 1 have a good face for the stage?" a-ked a lady with bis rioiiie aspirations. ! don't know llioiit the stage." replied her gllltnt oiiipanion. "bill you have a lovely face for a buss." The proboscis of th bee." says a cii'iit iiie writer, "has to be thrust two md a half million times into the dow n's of clover-heads to make u pound of uiiiey." si range what :i difference here is in the bu-iness capacity of the ;.vn opposite cuds of a bee, Do you suppose eating angel cake will make iin angel of me?" asked a MiMphie young lady of the worldly lining man. "I've no cimilit it, will," ie answered, "if you only cat enough if it." Then she giggled and said Why?" A mother has miraculously cured ut youngest hopeful of smoking !' he laying on of hands. When ii bachelor sjiv-s he is single Ir.uii choice, it makes him mad to ask din why the girl made choice of soin )t her fellow. Rxtent of the t ar's Kstute. One may form some idea of the ex ent of the possessions belonging to , he Kussiau Fiiipcror as property immediately attached to the (.'row n when we hear that the Altai estates i!..m vM'iiu area of iiMiiin.iioo des- jatins, or over 17' '." square miles' being a' out three times the .size of Lngliind and Wales. The Ntrtdiinsk estates, iu Pastern Siberia, are estima ted ut about I s,i ii ii i,i ii hi desjatins. In the Altai estates are situated the gold and silver minis of Barnaul. Pauley. Mnijov and LoMjepp. the copper foundry ,it s.is.iim and the great iron works at Oavrilov, in the Salagrov District. The receipts from these i norm. his estates are in a rediculously pitiful ratio to their extent. In the year ssj they amounted to 'i.'iii.n HI rubies, or . i little more than V.'.i ; while I'nr ss;I the revenue v as esti mated at I s, than half (his sum, or about iiiiMiuii rubies. The rents, o., gave a surplus over expense of admin istration of about a million and a hall of rubies. Hu the other hand, the working of the mines showed a deficit of over :i million; hence the result just indicated. A partial explanation of tills very unsatisfactory state of things is to be found in the situation of the mines, wlii- h arc generally in places quite destitute of wood, while the smelting works were naturally situa ted in disl ricts where wood abounds, sometimes as much as lHMt or 700 kilometres distant from tho mines. The cost of transport of raw materials became considerable in this way. By degrees all the wood available in the neighborhood of the smelting works became used up and it was necessary to fetch wood from districts of even over 0i kilometres. Formerly the mines re really penal settlements, worked by convicts, who wero partly helped by immigrants, whose sons were exempted from military service on the condition of working in the mines. But since tho abolition of serhloni this system has been quite al tered, and there Is now u great deal of free labor on the. ord'nary conditions. London Tihits. r 1 I' r i