&l)c l)ntl)am ttccorb. ftlje l)atljam Uccorb. HATES II. A.. IOIVDOIV, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. ; ADVERTISING- One nquare, one insertion- - 1 .00 i One hi ii:, re. two insertion - ' 1.80 j One square, one month - - 2.80 For larger advertisement liberal ron , tract will he made. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One ropy, one year -One copy, nix month . Ono copy, three month 9 2.00 - l.00 . - BO VOL. VI. PITTSB01lO CHATHAM CO., N. C, JULY, 3 1884. -NO. 45. lifiiiilirul Thin;!). Jlonitlfisl f.ires nre th 'fe llial wpur It matters liiili; if dnik or f iir Whole jonlc'l lioiicxiv prititeil there. lliaiulil'nl eje-t nrn (lew that show, 1-iko ciyittul pane, where hoi! I -tires plow, liuuiltiliil thoughts tleil Imtn below. llrniitiliil lips arc I hose whose wouIr I.eii; Irom the heart like k iij". of liin1 Vi'l whose iillerai uiilenee girils. Honm r..I h ill ' lire those th it ilo Work tli.it i eiuniRt, hnive mill true. Moment lv inoiiieiit, the long day tlnouh. liiniitil'iil feet nre those tlmt (jo On kimlly itiioint 1 ion touinl run Down lowliest ways, if liixl ill it no. lteuiitilul slionlilers nre llio-c that tie.it CeiiM'ie. s litir lens 1 f hoii.elv e :re. With nilii-iit jjiueii mill iluily p.nyer. Heuiitiliil eyes nri; these, tlmt hie talent river.i of happ ness. Whose l.jiliU ii fiaiiilain- lew nun jiie3. THEIR FLAT M an. I Mrs. Onirics Kbrough had mar 'ed on love, which was llu-ir joint jioss:viiw.i, and on a s dary of 1000 per year. The love answered many of their demand 4 t i the fullest extent, hut manifestly there was no way in which it could lie applied to the se'tlcmont of the family lull. As for the f i the young h 11 si tan 1 wa so ili'terminod that his wife should have whatever she wanted if money emit I liny it, an I Mrs Kbrough was m anxious that Iter dear Charley should enjoy every comfort prized hy man, tha'. the 0. tuple discov ered an amazing deficit the lirst year, and then an equally annoying ono every month ab tit rent flay. Tor .1 little w hile they found sympathizing paren's to help them out; then the head of the family discovered the ful.il art of draw ing his salary in advance; later came an accumulation of tradesmen's bills, Hnd, consequently, an accumulation of duns. There al -to resulted some sleep less nights, and hen laches, ami domes tie explosions, the effect of which were only partly removed by tears. Finally of eottr.se everything ebo was trie I lirst the couple determined on heroic measures of economy. They would give up the house they ha I furnished ho prettily, and go into a Hat. They knew other young couples who lived in Hats real nice people, too, so why should not they' It might seem some- j w '.nit of a "come-down." and they could 1 not have as much company in they h i I before; but, after all, what company did they really care for, except each other and their few must intimate friends? Resides, were tht re not suin" quite rich families who lived in Mats? Flats were not city houses -each one exactly like every other one; there were largo Hats and small ones, Hats with elevators, Hats in which the top story was mora desira'tle tha 1 the lirst Hour better still, thvr.) were Hats on the best avenues, whereas the Ebrough's present home was on a cross street a id starting!)' near the plebeian part of the city. So they went flat-hunting, and tha very lirst suite of apartments they saw was on Madison Avenue, and had every convenience a id elegance that heart could wish. Tiiey would have taken it at once had not the rent In-en live thou sand dollars per year. Sou-' sin iller apartments on Fifth Avenue were los costly, but at the end of their first day of search Mr. and Mrs. F.brough were painfully silent an 1 deje 'ted, for they had seen nothing desirable except what cost more thar fie house they were in. The next day's experience depressed their spirits still more; they were now quite willing to take any sort of flat, in almost any sort of stre.-t, if only it were clean. At last they found one. It was only one flight up, it was in a corner house with light all around it, the rent was only one-half as much as they were now paying, the house was too new to have shown signs of wear, and th j landlord insisted that, as there were no children, the hotisa must be quiet. Reside, this particular flat was empty, and could bo taken at once, at a pro rata price, for the unexpired purti n of the month, so the moving could be done before the dread ful May-day. on which no earpet-layer9 could be found and cartmcn were ex tortioners. And what a cosy home the Kbroughs made in a single day! It is true that they were compelled to devote one room entirely to storago purposes, for they had altogether too mucli furniture for the collective floor space. They hi 3 also to put the pia 10, for the lirst night, across theline that divided the parlors an arrangement wluc'.i.as Mrs. Ebrough very truly observed, spoiled the effect of depth. But they hung all their pic tures, their bric-a-brac furnished the rooms more fdly than it had done their old parlors, ond there was no running up and down stairs to do. In fact, they were so delighted that Mr. Ebrovgh hnd to run out and bring up an old friend or two to see how nicely tbey were getting on. Thej retired late, but no sooner bad I Mrs. Kbrough fallen asleep than she dreamed that some ono was occasionally striking her a sharp blow on the top of her head with a hammer. .She finally escaped the blows by waking, but al though she felt thein no longer she heard them distinctly; and they came with such monotonous regularity, about one in five seconds, that Mrs. Kbrough was sure she would jump out of her skin if they did not stop. At last she perform ed this impossible operation as nearly os she could, upon which her husband exclaimed: "Oh, Kale, are you awake? What do J"ou suppose that noise is?" "(loudness knows," whispered Mrs. Kbrough, "but its dreadful. Where do you suppose It Is?" There was some disagreement 0:1 this subject, so husband and wife sat up in bed and discovered P was directly over thoir heads, "Perhaps they're putting down car pets," suggested Mrs. Kbrough. "Let's hope they haven't many, then," said her husband. It seemed they had not, for after the noise had lasted about an hour, and Mr. Kbrough had begun to dress him self so as to go tip stairs and remon strate, the torment ended, and the weaty couple dropped asleep. Uut the next night the same myste rious noise began just after midnight. Mr. Kbrough ejaculated "(ihosts!" in a sepulchral tone, upon which his wife buried her head in the be 1-elothes. Suddenly Mr. Kbrough sprang into tht; middle of the floor, dressed himself, took a revolver from a bureau drawer, and. in spite of a hoarse whisp-r of 'Don't' from his wife, went upstairs and rang the bell of the flat overhead. The door was opened almost instant ly, and Kbrniijli felt rather ashamed of himself, for in frontof him stood a little woman who seemed entirely composed and was neatly dressed, while he felt that his face was wrinkled, his hair in disorder, aud his clothes awry. .Never theless he proceeded to business by say ing: "I'm very sorry to disturb you, mad am, at .such an hour, but there is a most peculiar noise seems to come from your apartments I am the tenant of the floor below 1 fearod peihaps a burglar was at work here." ".Noise ?"said the woman. "Rurglar?" "There it is now!" exclaimed Kb rough, as the dreadful Mow not loud, yet quick and hard fell upon his ear. "That!" said the woman. " h, that's only the drum." "Drum?" echoed Kbrougl "Please come in a moment, sir, and I'll show you," was the reply. Kbrouuh entered and was shown into the front parlor, where he was simply paralyzed by the spectacle that met his gaze. ( n a large rug, spread cn the floor, were arranged ini lined planes, ludders.hoops, balls, barrels and trapezes, all in minia ture, and over and through these four 'ittlo dogs weredoing tricks, some quite difli.'iilt, their changes being regulated by taps upon a drum, which was beaten by an inoffensive looking man. whom the woman add.esseJ as "Professor." "I suppose you've seen them before, sir; though, of course, you wouldn't iceognize the two smaller ones, they being only learners at present," "I can't say that 1 have," replied Kbrough, when he recovered his tongue. "Why, how strange!" said the woman. "We've had them at every variety show in the city, Give me one of our cards, dear." The card was produced, and Kbrough read "Proffessor Rallino and M'lle Rafliuo, sole owners and managers of the marvlous performing dogs, Lulu and Sprite. Twenty minute specialties. N. 1$. Managers are warned to beware of persons who imitate our name as nearly as th? law allows." "This is the first year that my name has been on the bills," exclaimed the little woman; "but there's in wo busi ness to be had than the Profess ar can do, so, as you see, we're training a new couple of dogs for me to show. Of course. Pin Mrs. Mr. Railin the 'o' is only put on, you know Mr. Railin and I were married ton years ago, but M'lle U better for business." "I sea," said Ebrough, meditatively ; 'out wouldn't it be better to train hem by daylight?" "Oh, dear, no," said t ho little woman, with a half pitying smile. "They have to act by gaslight, don't you see, so they must be trained by gaslight, and the best time to do it is after the older dogs have been playing at the theatres they're thoroughly woko up then." "Just like us," murmured Kbrough to himself. Then he meekly asked: "How long will it take to train the new ones?" "Well," saul the woman, meditative ly, "it's now almost May; I'm trying to bring myself to believe that I can risk tak.ng engagements for September." "Go3d evening pleas excuse my in truslon I assure you it was well meant," said Ebrough, rising abruptly. The woman saw him to the door, ami l said confidentially: "Re thankful you're on tho second flat, instead of this. h, the noise, tho noise! Alameda, tho three-lingered (.ornet-plnyc r, is over us. He's a peace able, sober gentleman, but it takes him so long to learn a new tune that he makes us almost crazy with his prac tising, and it disturbs tho dogs dread fully. I beg your pardon, sir, but may I ask you one question have you any children?" "None." "I'm glad of that; I told tho landlord that if ho let in a family with children wo certainly should move. Tim dogs are very sensitive, and as they have to "leepby daylight.children's noises annoy thein terribly, (iood evening, sir, per haps your wife would like to come up and see the dogs perform." "Thanks, you're very kind, but Mrs. Kbrough is not feeling very well this evening." How Mrs. Kbrough felt when she heard who her neighbors overhead were is more than type and words can ex plain. She declared she would waylay those dreadful people, seize their dogs, and kill them throw them out the win dowdrown them anything, rather than have such vulgar, disgusting wretches in the house. Fortunately, however, for the Kb. rough peace of mind, the R illiuo.s went ''on the road within a day or two, aud there were undisturbed slumbers on the second floor. The new tenants were nevertheless determined to move as soon as they could, but they arranged to have a little "houscwariiiing" first. They were quite delighted, when their friends arrived, to learn how many peo ple could be packed in tho two parlors of a Hat, and that there actually was room fortwosetsin n quadrille. Every body had chatted and danced, cake, ice.i, coffee and wine had been served, and another dunce had just begun when the bell of Ebrough's own door rang. The servant opened it, and Kb rough, hurrying out to greet the late arrival, whoever it might be, found in his hall Professor and M'lle Rallino, with dogs, drum, rug and all. Worse yet, fully ha'f of his guests saw them. "We've just got home from a '.stop gap," explained the woman, "and wo heard the music and dancing down here, and saw two or three carriages at thedoor.and 1 just said to tho Professor, says I, 'Let's go down and give a freo show to their friends.' The Professon he was rat her offish about it, not that ha minds obliging a neighbor, but in our business it's awful difficult to deadhead your best friends without somebody finding it out and wanting to be dead headed too. Rut when 1 reminded him that you once got out of your comforta ble bed at the dead of night and came up to seo if burglars weren't going through our Hat, he just said That's so( Jane Maria, we'll do it, and they can encore every blessed thing on the pro gramme, if they want to.' So here wB are; which room shall we lay the rug in?" "You're too kind for anything,' gasped Kbrough; "but our friends are just about going home some of them have already made their adieus I can't thank you enough, but" "Xonsense, Kbrough," said Tom Moxon, bosom friend of Ehmugh's and a good fellow, although not of the most refined tastes; "you shan't do us out of any unexpected fun in that way. C'ome right in. Madame, you, too, sir come into the front parlor more people can sec there." And right in his own house and before, not only his dearest friends but some people whom Ebrough knew were very fastidious, "The Marvelous Pei forming Dogs Lulu and Sprite,'' went through all their tricks, and some of the lady guests pronounced them just too cunning for anything. Then, whiio her husband was packing the ladders, trapezes, etc., in the rug, "M'lle'. Rallino went among the guests and dis. tributed her husband's business cards informing each person in strict conl fidence, that during the summer months the show might be engaged, for private entertainments, at twenty-live dollars per night, traveling expenses paid The Kbroughs never heard the end of it. Tom Moxon's sweetheart dis. carded him for his share in the affair, and as Tom could not avenge himself on her, ho "cut" his old friend. Some of the guests.to whom Mrs. Kbrough had been most attentive never made their "party call," and were chillingly polite whenever she met them after ward. The Kbroughs moved, trying to redeem their lost standing by tak ing extensive apartments at a first -class family hotel, but all to no avail, and. they finally changed their base so radi cally that they now occupy a cottage on the outskirts of Philadelphia. AVjt '.i'A' Hour. About 125,000 elephants are annual ly slain In Africa to supply the iv-jry trade. JlllE'JS I.KiHT. The ruiloun (story tlmt rnmii from I.UII. Ilanili t In ieorln. The Atlanta Constitution publishes a story told by Alonzo Lyon and vouched for bv hundreds of tho best fiitlvitna ftf I n It'illli ....iit.tir nnnniirninn I what .''s called "dude's light." Mr. Lyon was raised in De Kalb county, Georgia, four miles from Lithonia and about thirteen miles from Atlan ta, one-half mile from Macedonia Rap tist church, on the Stone Mountain and Flat Shoals road. It is in the quiet, rural hamlet on the farm for merly owned by his grandfather, Ed mund Runt, deceased, then after his death bought by Mr. Lyon's brother, in-law, Mr. ilartinan, and now owned by Mr. David Uc Williams, that "Jude' light" makes its regular appearance. About forty years ago a man named Reid owned the farm, and he nlsc owned a negro woman by the name ol Jude. Reid had Jude punished for some offense by placing her in close confinement, and on very short ra - tions. Mr. Lyon's mother, who now resides with Mini, was a young girl, and says she remembers slipping some food to poor .hide, and will never for get tho eagerness with which the famished woman dcvoiire I it. Jude finally died, it was believed, from tho effects of cruel trealunmt and depriva tion of food. She was buried in the woods on a hillside across a brunch about :j(Mi yards from the house occu pied by Reid's family. No one else was buried there, and the grave is to this day a solitary one. Soon after tho burial "Jude's light" appeared, emanating from the grave, and wan dered about tho house and premises at all hours of the night. This "light" manifested so much intelligence and struck such terror into the hearts of the l!"i'l family that they sold all their possessions, and hastily left the state of (ieorgia. The "light" has continued to appear frequently from that time to this, but never seemed to inspire terror and uneasiness in the breast of others, nor visit Hie dwelling often. After Kliiiund Runt, grandfather of Mr. Lyon, purelias 'il the Reid farm, Mr. Lyon lived several years with him. lie saw the ''light" probably a thou sand times, at all .seasons tf the yonj and in all kinds of weather. So, also, did his mother, brothers and sisters. Many of the neighbors have been pres ent occasionally and wat'-hed it. The Reid dwelling is situated in the fork ol two small r.treams, which flow togeth. er and form Poll Rridge creek a short distance below the house. The bottom land al mg the creek is here very broad and extensive and covered with a denso growth of cane and bashes. A field had been cleared between .hide's grave and the dwelling, so that the grave could be seen from the house. "Judo's light" always seemed to conic straight up at the grave, about eight or ten feet high, and keeping about the same distance f rom the ground it would float slowly off up or down the swamp, or toward the house, or up the hill through the woods. It would often glide about for an hour or so it sight, then suddenly go straight down out of view. At such times, said Mr. Lyon, ho and others had sometimes start id for the grave with the intention of beating this "light" there, in ordei to see what it was if possible, but nont had ever succeeded in doing so. lly the time they had taken ten steps it the direction of the grave they would seo tho "light" returning toward that point with railway speed, reaching it before the would-be investigators were fairly started. It invariably paused an instant just over the grave, then dropped straight down and disappeared. A visit there immediately afterwar"' revealed no phosphorescent or other lights. Mr. Lyon described tho "light" as about the size of a man's doubled fists of a somewhat reddish tinge, sparkling somewhat, but not very brilliant, aud only slightly illuminating the bushes and trees in passing among them. The nearest Mr, Lyon was ever to ".hide's light" was about tho distance from the dwelling to the small stream in the di. j our language. Most of these were re rection of the grave say one hundred ceived in lieu or tribute from differ nl yards. His brother-in-law, Mr. Hart man, who owned the place after Ed' mund Runt's death, and lived on it until 1870, was once within six or eight paces of it. On that night his wife and her sister, Mrs. Thomas Mize, and himself were awakened from sound sleep just after midnight, by gome mysterious sensation, and on looking out into the yard they saw a very unusual illumination. Mr. Hart man opened the door, and there in the yard was the familiar ball of reddish sparkling light. It remained stationa ry a few seconds, then slowly glided off in the direction of the grave. Mr. Hartman said he was not particularly scared, nor were the ladies, but each felt that they had been awakened by this unusual approach of the "light THE TAJ .MAHAL. The .Voiidrnua Tom') Hull! bv Minli Ichnii for III. Favorite Beauty. A letter from Agra, India, to the Minneapolis Pinni-rr J'n-ss says: India bonds of the tallest mountain in the world, the most beautiful building, and the finest echo in the world, the tallest column in the world, and the largest church in the world, which are id Delhi. Of course, the all-absorbing object of interest to tourists is tie Taj Mahal. Tho Taj is undeniably the greatest architectural wonder in the world to-day. Tho main quadrangle, 1,000 by 1,800 feet, is red sandstone, finely carved and trimmed with marble. 1'pon entering the quadrangle by the main entrance from tho preliminary court without, tho visitor finds him self in a charming garden laid out with trees, shrubs, flowers, fountains, etc.. all in keeping with tho memorial na ture of the place. Looking down on avenues of dark, beautiful cypresses, he sees that miracle of beauty, the Taj, 1 with its pure white walls, inlaid with every kind of Oriental gems, and its great marble dome towering to super nal heights. It rests upon a marble platform :tl-'l feet square and about twenty feet high, which in turn rests upon a red sandstone platform '.'Ol feet by 320 in dimensions. At each end of the sandstone platform are mosques, themselves rare works of art. The Taj was built by Shah Jehan as a tomb for bis favorite begum, M11111 taz Mahal. This woman was evident ly a great Indian beauty, if ono may judge from her photograph. Her name, Muintaz, was abbreviated into Taz, and this has been corrupted into the present form, Taj. The work of construction was begun in 10:10, anil continued for twenty-two years, during which time "0,000 laborers were con stantly employed. Its cost in Ameri an money would be over if lo.OiiO.OOO. The following inscription, translated from the sarcophagus in which the re- uiainsof Shah Jehan now repose beside j liais ) i,iU0 ivm fimn,i circulating in those of his beloved queen, contains a ! ti,e i,)Hi t,f frogs and lishes. and even good deal of information, so that it is : jn th heart of the former. lr. Man worth quoting entire: ! sou dissected some thirty to forty mag The magnificent tomb of the King : pies, and in every instance found inhabitant of the two paradises, fvit- j quantit ies of tliein. wran and Khuld, the most sublime site, j Tiie hearts of cetaecu 1 of the whale on the throne in Iliezayn (the starry j species ), seals and dons art- sometimes heaven), dweller in Ferdos (paradise 1, 1 f,,MU,i smfiVd with worms. ( ne-thiru Shah Jehan Padishah-i-Oazi; peace to j o lUe liarluh Uogsof ln .ia are believed his remains heaven is for him. ! to contain ha inatozoa; and so, accord From this transitory world eternity ! ;nR to (A.i.bold, do ninety per cent, of has marched him off to tho next. .M ti, mlit h-rses of Europe, and Among the workmen who came from ; ,,,-obably every full-grown ass in Croat divers countries to assist in tho l.uil.l- j itritaiti. t ine tl.ird of the natives of ing of the Taj were the head master, I Kjjvpt are similarly nffectnl. Whether Isa. Muhammad, whose salary was l.t'tOn tne helinh shall be injured bv them de- j rupees a month; the illuminator Amar-; 11. on. iimn, .111 1u11.1011.1111 01 .1 mi a;, general condition of the health other also l.i 100 rupees a month; another ! u iS(, Master Mason, Muhammad llanif. tsn singular fact that some of from Ragdad, also l.Ooo a month. A ; these hiematozoa live in thecirciilating great many workmen were employed j i,i() during the waking hours, and re from Turkey, Persia. Iclhi, Cuttaek. ' tire to the tissu.s during sleep. and the Punjab, who received salaries ranging from 10t to 50i rupees a '. month. (It must be remembered that : this was in a country where wages vary from three to six rupees a month. 1 ' The white marble came from .ley-; pore, in i.ajpooiana; me yenow trom ; the banks of the Xerhudda. A siimre vara ot tne latter cost teitv runees. The black marble came from a place called Charkoh, and cost ninety rupees per square yard. The crystal came from China rupees 570 per square yard. The jasper from the Punjab. The caruelian from Ragdad. The tur quoise from Thibet. The agate from Yemen. The lapis-lazuli from Ceylon 1,150 rupees per square yard. The coral from Arabia aud the lied Sea. The garnets from liiindeleund. The diamonds from Pannali in Rundelcund. ; t);tl nt Kn ,w wtm( ,,, (l. and so walk The plum-pudding stone from Paisil- j ,,,, inl th(, eomniodoies oilice and mere. The rock spar from the Ner-: stated the case lo the old gentleman. budda. 1 lie loadstone from (Iwalior. The onyx from Persia. The chalcedo ny from Yillait. The amethyst from Persia. The sapphires from Luiiha I (Ceylon). And the red sandstone, ol j which 114,000 cartloads were used, from Fettehpore Sikin. Many other ! stones were also used in the inlaying j of the flowers, which have no name in i t nations under the Kmpero-'s rule, or were made presents by the different rajahs and nawabs, voluntarily cr otherwise. This illustration serves also to give some idea of the florid and extravagant pterary style so common among East ern nations. It might seem that sin h an inscription is out of place on such a tomb, but as it is in the native charac ters, it never bothers tourists much. The immense amount of work involved in bringing these materials together caa scarcely be imagined, especially in bringing the marble from Jeypore, ldti miles distant, and the sandstone from Fettehpore. It must be remembered that that was in pre-railroad days. There f;as been some debate as to where the diamonds were. At pres- ent none are to he discovered. They may have been inlaid in some of the owers, and have bepn picked out by Asiatic and European vandals at tho different times when Agra has been ''taken." Inliahitiints of the Blood. One of the great fads of the outer world is tho perpetual circulation of water, and the absolute dependence "n it of every living thing. This water passes up from the vast invisible ocean below to the vaster invisible ocean above, thence down in showers and back in rivers, brooks and riils. to whence it came. So the whole ani mate world is equally dependent on un analogous circulation of blood from the heart, through large, streams end microscopic rills, (o every part and point of the body, ami ba-k again to the ever-heaving heart through similar streams and rills. This bl rod is the water of life to the body, containing within itself, in due proportion, all the elements of the lat ter for its upbuilding, vvilh power to rid itself of all waste niadcr and to re new itself perpetually. Yet, as the ocean and riv ers support a life of their own in the fishes that swarm them, and in the plants that grow on their beds, so, in some sort, it is with the circulating vital fluid. Countless microscopic plants live, mul tiply and die within it in endless suc cession, without disturbing the health of the body; while others may from time to time gain admittance, bring ing disease w ith them. Kven the farmer, it is now believed, may lose their harmless character in certain morbid changes in the blood. The great life-currents may also be come "stocked" as we say of rivers and lakes with microscopic animals. Says Dr. Cobbold, F. I!. S.: "There is no class of eri atures, from the mol lusc upwards, in w hieh parasites may not be found in the organs ef circula tion." True haieatooa (blood ani- ,.n, Is mainly on their number and tho Youth's I'umpiniioii. What Re Was Paid l or. I heard a very good anecdote from ni.,uril.,.v .,; about l.'utter. now .,tmMn vt the New York Central i' ritilni;(1i. Commodore Vamiorbilt ,,!,.i,.i i.,. .,.r ,n 1... w is -i : r freight agent on the Erie railroad. lie was paid sjd'i.iMil to go over to the Central and take charge of their transportation budness. Rutier was a slim young fellow, with a ruddy lace anil a prematurely gray mous tache, and he never got over being surprised with himself at his remarka ble growth in the railroad business. There came up a decidedly knotty problem one day.not long alter he took hold id' the Central business. Ratter Said the coininodort Inn, vv bat doos the railroad pay vol?" "Fifteen thousand a year, sir." "vYhat for?" "For taking charge of the trans portation business " Well, then, if we pay you for that why do you come to me? Ho you want me to earn your salary for you ?" Rutttr took the hint. He went right 01. t, made a division in the knot ty problem, realizing that if he wasn't competent for tho duties the company would make short woik with him. and if he was competent it required dilli cult problems like that in question to show his competency. From that time until he became president of the great corporation he never asked any body's advice about his action, lie did what he did shouldering the responsi bility and expected to s'and or fall by it. Soil happens that this man is now president of ono of the greatest corporations in the world. Wnnhin; tnn I.itUr. "Saved by a Fried Cake" is the title of an article going the rounds of the press. It is supposed ho was saved by not eating it, A ( outran. 1 Inve ei-eii t .vo nut .ires grow fi'i'iim li h'lei iiMi'ln i-love; I miteheil tin-in in il.rir virgin youth, simple 1 hiiilo 11. I - nil to tnilli. Ami .lii'.oiieil 1 knew ti.om n- I knew I. iutli nil. I l!e-!ililit hope thereof. Al'ii'i' rur. In ! pine. 1 mw I I, ,'.,, two tinil one was liketlie Spring V Ii h kie 1110 ili-eply suit 1111 i Hue siti- va- tirailtilnl iilal ll'ile; ' h o'..ei upon hiT willi an awe J hut ma ie her scan 1 holy lh'n. Ami -- wit- hart! and coK aiiri laif CI nk 11- the winter when 1 nr lumN Sii-i-p tiinli'l- hariTil lielil- of ie J hit - ei n-ln-il her sluhliui n heio t. Mt li e I .fiii! her liirti'i' passion haiv: M' si 011I1I kill with her while haitlo. 'Jla-e, I have thiamin were hle two flowets I I' it if av 1 In- i-eiih 11- from the miii. 1 1 at I loom ti.;ether, wil.l anil sweet J el 1 ne ha- tint lh-ollie-'s heil, Alaltheie an- -ilhlle. utl-i--n powi t'S '1 hat lili I ia-'-ii to oiil one. . ' -W. liL.UOIiUl'S. A man of patience the p'lysieian. A regular poser -The photographer. The coral insect is a great reef former. Faith without words is good for nettling when it comes to a clock. In Mexico they pick strawberries and people's pockets every mouth in tiie year. A bachelor friend compares a shirt button to life because it so often hang? by a thread. The new (!ieen of Madagascar's name, being interpreted, means Cloud-fnil-of-waier. Long may she rain. Chinese doctors make a reduction in their charges when the patient is old. It doe-u't take so much medicin to Kill. A fellow screws his courage to the sticking place when he puts a postage stamp on the written proposal of mar riage. "Pa, what are 'puts' and 'calls' on State st reel ?'" "Well, a man puts his money in a broker's hands and wher he calls for it it is all gone." It is a foolish girl who will ask hei ioyr which he likis best, beanty 01 brains. No matter which way be answers she is sure to get mad. A romantic New Yorker and hi I bride will make their bridal trip thi? MiiM'ner in a cuioo. Ibis is a bat heginniin; for tin; groom. Whenevei they encamp be will not only have tc gather tic wool, but build tho fires. The habit one.' begun can never bf chaiigeil. A gentleman a! dinner was askec lo carve a tur'ey. but in doing so th bird w.i- pivlp;ta,e.l into the lap ol a young lady silting at the gentio man's elbow, completely ruining he-ilre-s. Instead, however, of creat'-Of? a Ciiiiiiiiotion. the carver merely iv ii.arkeil: Miss , may I t rouble von for that titrkevy"' A Siratttrely Assorted Pair. When John o'llrien, t he well-knowr circus man. was in the high tide ot prosperity, among the attractions it the retinue of side-shows follow, ig his tent there was a freak known us Walter st"Vart. This human mon strosity was without legs or hands, lait he had short stubby arms, and it wa considered an interesting sight to set lii 111 shave himself by the useofthesi half-formed Mmbs. Although repul sive in other nspecls, it was said th;". Stewart possi sed average intelligence One season O'llrien a acnmpatiie! on his tour by a charming and beauti ful young daughter. Kitty was lie name, and she was the idol of hei amusement lov ing parent. He w .ii worth at least JJVi.n Ml at that tiimi and he lav ished every a' tention upor his belove 1 child. Kitty had her ow will in almost everything. She go acquainted with the siecshow 111011 st rosily, Walter Stewart, and day aftei day went surreptitiously to eonverst with him. At length. bel 'ore the fathei had the slightst inkling of the coursi affairs had taken, his daughter ha become strangely infatuated with am secretly married the deformed creature O'llrien, in his anger, cast her com pletely off. mid never spoke to citho of the two afterward. Rut Kitt; clung stoutly to her choice, itiinistei in; to his wants, accompanying hi:' ii shows and museums, and to nil appear ances loving him. They finally ac quired a competence, settled down, tint raised an interesting family of well formed boys and girls. She Knew Him Too Well. "Yes," said old Mr. Sqiiaggs, "tin doctors are getting mighty smart now a-days. Whythcv've got instrument: and things made so's they can SC' clean through you." "Humph," replied old Mrs. Squag1S "1 don't see nothing very smart In that I've seen through you this many year, and I ain't no doctor neither." Mr. Sqiiaggs rubbed his bald heat thoughtfully, and, after a pause, dis erectly resumed bis reading. .S'odie'. ville Journal.

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