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I hoard I ho si Ivor polioes ring Down At Iho tnnmlow Il.iprf K)tflcl w.l tho lillln litu Ail alio cnmn thriin-h tho firl-l; To liiir iiimll loot it m-mnod Iho i;ihs ChrnMliigly limit yiold; And oh, how hmociIv r Iho uotoj I'nto Iho trembling stum ' I.iku tnuaic !i'Kiil I'iimii robins' thrniits I hennl it nt Iho fours. 1 watched hnr hor wny hhn won. Iloncnlh tho iniimiir nk v i With every hiwzo was sultry- Mont "A-eoinin' through tlm tyo !" And oh, tll'ii(lil I. miii'l tho (,'i.iin, Itanonth Uin mlnnt hIiii-m, W'h it liliis 'twniil I ho to proro tlm strain, Anil kim hor nt. Iho Imn '. ). Slrrmitn in Outing. FINDING A HOME. "I (oil you what 'tin Henrietta, l in a-goln' to speak my ininil fur once hi my life, if I never speak ag'itt," an nounced Miss Matilda Fennil, as she briskly liit oil thu thread w i c 1 1 w hich she was busting a flounce on 11 skirt of pearl gray cloth. .Miss Matilda looked an severely in dignant ut was compatible with Iut plump, milil face, which was still fair to look upon in spitn of her "thirly oild" years; wliilo her sister in-law, Mrs. Henrietta, looked supremely in different to w hntcver she might havu to 8'iy. Mrs. Fennil was .piito tins antipodes of her sister-in-law. being a showy brunette, with eyes that could look de murely coquettish, or spitefully scorn ful, according to her mood. "You're a-doin' wmng, Henrietta, an' you know it," went on Miss Matil da, "a-1 akin' up with this here strang er man, an' aeshilly goin' to marry him, when you've been promised an' you know you have to Nat Xorroway fur the last two year." "Oh, indeed!" sniffed the widow. "Mebbo you kin console Vat yourself, seein' you're ho anxious to take up fur him." "It's a burning shame' so 'tis," con tinued Miss Matilda, without noticing the interruption. "An' him way off in Maine, or Floridy, or some o' them Western States, where there's Indians and bears, a-diggin' an'a-delvin' in tho mines, to git money enough to marry you. You'd orter be ashamed!" "Indians an' bears! a-diggin' an' delvln' te-he!" tittered Mrs. Fenail, nggravaHngly. "Thank you, Tilda. 1 ain't a-goin' to marry an Indian nor a bear, neither!'' "Now you know I never said nothin' of the kind," protested Tihhi, indig nantly. "1 said Sut was a-diggiit' in tho mines, an' so he is; an' here you're n-goin' to marry this Mr. What's-hi.---name " 'I I is name is Mr. Theocrastus Holle ville," snapped tho widow, tartly; an' if you've got any more to say agi'ii him, yon kin go some'rs else to say it! This is my home, an' if you don't like my doin's, yen needn't stay under my rulf an ther day longer. I've give you a home here ever since doe died, an' 1 ain't n-goiu' to put up with no preach in' from you!" "I've done my sheer o' the work, Henrietta," said MiiS Tilda, mildly, while a suspicion of tears started in her gray eyes, "an I think I've earned my vittlesnml clothes; but if you don't want me any 1 nger, I kin go." "You'd have to go sooner or later, anyhow," said the widow, slightly mollified by her sister-in-law's pacillc tones. "Taiu't no ways likely Theo crastus would want to be saddled with a poor relation at the very start. As for marryin' him, Fin a-doin' the best 1 kin for myself. He's just lmitght the nicest house in town, an' furnished it complete, from garret to suller: and lallusdid want to live in town. 'Tain'i no ways likely Nat'll ever make a for chin' out in the mines, anyhow. An' as I said before, when 1 marry Theo crastus, you'll hev to find another home; an you might as well bo a-look-iii' out fur it now." Miss Matilda finished sewing the llounee on the pearl-gray cloth, which was to be the widow's wedding dress, and then betook herself to her own room to have a good cry, and think over her future prospects. Finding another home was easier said than done, and Miss Matilda was naturally of a timid, retiring disposi tion, notwithstanding the bold manner in which she had "spoken hor mind" on the present occasion. But she was not to be left long to her own meditations, for Mrs. Henri etta Fennil was not ubovo asking a favor of her sister-in-law, though the had as good as turned her out of the house half an hour before. .'I waut you to go with ine to see the house, Tilda," she explained, trip ping into the room, in her leH dross and a hat bristling with ostrich plumes. "Theocrastus wanted mo tomioot him and )ok over it, to sen if it suits me; and of course it wouldn't bo proper for mo to go alone." And Miss Matilda obligingly donned her black-and-white shawl-and her old fashioned hat, and accompanied her sister-in-law on her tour of inspection. Mr. Theocrastus llelleville was a newcomer in tho little village of Crab Orchard, but his recent purchase of a handsomo house, and his apparently ample supply of money, were siiHicie.it passports to the widow's favor, 'ind the wooing spud on rapidly. The house was a substantial brick, handsomely finished, with velvet'ltang-ing-, a dado, hand-painted panels and alcoves. The doors woro covered with cush iony carpets, tho windows hung with hnndjomu curtains, t ho-mantles cover ed with velvet lambrequins. Mrs. Fennil wasipiite satisfied. "And now the cage is ready, when ran 1 claim the bird?" whispered Theocrastus, tenderly, todhe widow, while Mi.-s Matilda sat at the further end of the room, looking forlornly out of the window. "Why no' light aw ay -to-morrow':1" persisted the anxious suitor. The widow looked modestly reluct ant, but dually allowed herself to be persuaded, and tint iimrrow was set, for the wedding day, when suddenly the h ill door was thrown open, and Nat Xorroway strode imperiously'into the room. The widow uttered a little scream, and clung to the arm of her lover, who looked as if he hal seen a ghost. Nat stared coldly at tlcm for a mo ment. "So it is true. Slippery I Silt, he said at last. "And you have betrayed my trust and stolen my promised wife. 1 wish you joy of your prize," he added, contemptuously. "What doyou mean, Mr. Norrnway V" cried tin? widow, in alarm. "This gentleman is Mr. Theocrastus liulle ville. And what do you mean by coming into his house in this way'" "Mr. Tin Drills! in Jlrli (;( and it is house?" retorted Nat, contempt imusly. " J his it i limit, as you call him, is Mr. William Suggs alias .s7i Itill, and this house is miw. 1 employed hini as my agent to purchase it for me before I was aware of his real charac ter." The widow dropped her suitor's nrm, and sank on a velvot covered sofa in strong hysterics. Miss Matilda rushed to her assist ance, while the (miM'irzt Theocrastus took advantage of tho confusion and i stole ignominiously away. 1'nder pretense of owning the house himself, be had sought to marry the widow, who was known to possess a snug Mini of money herself. "I'm glad Nat has forgave mo at last, an' sort o' settled down, liko he meant to stay," mined Mrs. Fennil to herself, a few weeks later. "I.ut. 1 must git rid of Tilda. It's a little troublesome to have her round every time he comes." And she took the first opportue'ty to speak to her sister-in-law on iiie subject. I thought you was a-goin' to look fur another home, Tilda," she began. "Hev you found one yet V" "Y yei," said Miss Matilda, hesitat ingly. "I'.ut " "Why don't you go to it, then?" cried Mrs. I'ennil, sharply. "1 don't r.eed you any more; an' if 1 marry Nat, as 1 s'pose I shill, io won't be likely to want you round." "Oh, Henrietta!" cried Miss Matilda, turning very red. "1 I didn't like to tell you, but Nat has asked me to mar ry him, and " Hang! went the door. The widow had lied to her own room; and, much distressed, yet with a thrill of happi ness at her heart. Miss Matilda made the simple preparations for her wed ding. Thete was a ipiiet ceremony that evening at the little country parsonage no wedding feasts, nor preseuts nor invited guests. l!ut the newly-married couple who issued therefrom felt a serene contentment with their lot. And Miss Matilda had found her home. lit liii W hi I m u I'lurk. (nite a Surprise. Mr. and Mrs. IVterby have been married seveial years. They live very peacefully, as is usual with married folks, but occasionally they have a falling out. "That was not a nice way to treat me. To-day was my birthday and you did not surpriie me witli a present. F.very year since we have known each other you have given m-f a present on my birthday, and 1 counted on your doing it this time." Hut. my dear, where would there have been any surprise if I had made you a present'!1 I didn't give yon any thing on purpose so that you might enjoy a surprise."- tsiftinytt. How a Itronze is fast. To make tho matter clear I will sup pose that one of the first artists of the day has modeled a statue which is to bo cast in bronze. Tho statuols a seated femalo figure, half draped. She has baro feet and raised anus. The drapery Is full of narrow deep folds designed to show and emphasi.e th movement of tho liguro. The status Is cast in plaster as soon as tho model In clay is linished and is bunded over to a bron.o founder "art founder" he will probably stylo himself. The first thing he will do will bn to cut olT tho arms, because it is so much easier to mold them separately. Then ho will probably cut off the body at the line of thu drapery, then ho will likely enough cut off the plinth. All these pieces he will mold and cast, sep. arately. They havo to be then cleaned up with chisels, punches and liles k remove tho lines left on them by th' seams of the mold, the latter having been made of many pii cos lilted to each other in tho same way as piece molds are made in plaster. The seams left on plaster cast by these l.itt'T are famil iar to every one. If there has been deeper intricate under cutting in any pari, as in the h.rr, the ears, or the drapery, probably this has been ipiietly tilled ill by the foltll b-r -to the iim t met ion of the artists work in order that il. may lie easier to mold. I know of one instance in particular where a very imporlaut national mon ument was so treated, to the disgii.it of artist -i. The nation was none the wiser. Allthc-o pieces having been cist and scraped up must now be put together. This is done parity by means of screws and rivet , partly by raising the parts together a' cording to circumstances. These joints have then to be worked over with punches and liles, in ord r that the exact linn of jointure may be concealed; indeed, it. is often requisite to work over sever al inches on either silo to effect this purpose. Sometimes what be tween the lines of tho mold that have to be worked over, there is but little left of the Munich of the original artist. lui'jlixli lliislrnlnl Miitn;iiie. .Miisiou of the False IVopliel. The term "Mahdi" is approximately translated "Messiah." The Mahdi'a heaven imposed mission is neither na tional nor political, but religious. The territory which he claims and tho peo ple whose allegiance he demands are limited solely by his geographical Ig norance, lather he is the looked-for spiritual head of the whole world, who is to unite all nations under an Islam puriiled of its existing abuses or he is nothing. Ho is either the Messiah which was to come or an imposjer. Avoiding a moro exact parallel, which might seem ir reverent, an attempt to ne gotiate with such a leader might be compared to an offer made by the Mo hammedan leader to I'eter the Hermit of the crown of Franks if he would re frain from prosecuting tho Crusades. The Mahdi's ahfis repeated in innu merable proclamations are to drive those who refuse to rccogni.o his di vine mission into the sea, to be pro claimed in tho holy city of Mecca, and to destroy the false Caliphate at Stain boul. He is eipially hostile to thu Su noussi, the Sultan, A raid, and Mr. liliuit. His only adherents are those who will take the sword and kill all who refuse his faith throughout the world. He is the successor of numer ous impostors who, not having the for tune to bo opposed by Hritish states men, have failed to achieve equal pres tige. Hefeat alone can destroy that prestige. Lorn tun Tinas. The American Fireside. An American woman is lecturing in F.ngland on marriage, doinestic habits and kindred subjects. Her idea of lire side bliss is illustrated by an ideal pict ure of a roy room with a pretty mother seated in it, equally pretty children and a cat and dog playing about. Fntcr to these the husband, tired but happy, lie throws himsell into an easy chair, in altitude of care less repose, which he completes by placing his feet in his wife's lap. With her usual guilelessness and faith in what they are told coiiccrniu" American affairs, the I'.nglish who un f irtunately hear this lecture will hence forth stubbornly believe that all Amer ican husbands are in the habit of rest themselves with their feet in theii wives' laps. I uitimiupnlix Jtniniu. Time to Think it Over. "It is mv unalterable decision. Clara." ho said firmly; "I cannot walk on the avenue with you if that poodle is to accompany us. You must choost between bun and me. It rests with you. Clara, if our engagement shall bi broken off." "Oh, Oeorge!" the girl replied, and her face assumed an ashen hue; "this is all so sudden. Yon must give me time to think it over. One week, Oeorgc, and you shall have youi answer."- liijlttidt;. T1IK AXTIQUK SUN DIAL. Timo-keeper Usrrl by Na tions of AntiiUity. Many of Thorn Still Manufactured Tho History of Sun Dials. On the sidewalk in front of tho storo of an optician and a dealer in astro nomical instruments in upper Broad way stands a sun dial. "Clocks and j watches have, of course, supplanted ' sun dials entirely as time keepers," the optician said, "but many are bought by gentlemen owning country si'iits to adorn their grounds, and others by j colleges ami seminaries for purposes I of instruction. Many of them can be found on places along the Hudson, and, in fact, almost anywhere in the neigh borhood of New York city. They are made of marble with brass gnomon the shaft which casts the shadow -or entirely of brass, which becomes bronz ed by age. The divisions on the dial must be adapted to the latitude of the place where the instrument is set up. In order to construct a dial thu maker should have an acquaintancM with some of the simple doctrines of astronomy, with the elements of geometry, and plane and spherical trigonometry. The use of the instrument is readily learn ed. 11 can be set up in various posi tions, vert ical, horiniital, declining, or inclining. It may also be said that there are human sun dials, asthe in telligent farmer, by noting his shadow cast by the sun, can readily tell the hour of thu day. "Thu dale of tho invention of tho sun dial is unknown, but, the earliest mention of it is in the liilile, in Second Chronicles, thirty -second chapter, twenty-fourth verse, where it is re corded that He.ekiali was sick and prayed unto the Lord, and received in answer a sign, which is particularly described in Isaiah, thirtv-eighih chap ter, eighth verse, as follows: 'I'.chold, 1 will bring again the shadow of the degrees which is gone down in tho sun dial of Aha, ten degrees backward. So the sun returned ten degrees, by which degrees it was gone down.' Seven hundred years before tho Christian era the Chaldeans, among the earliest astronomers, divided the day into six ty parts in some manner, but the first sun dial used by thoin was thu hemi cyelo er huniisphcro made by Herosus, who lived about oil) H. C. This prim itive instrument consisted of a concave hemisphere placod horizontally in an open space, with the concavity toward the zenith. A small globe was sus pended, or tlxod in any way at its cen tre, and tho shadow- marked thu sun's daily (light by means of regular lines upon tlu-dial. It is highly probable that all tho nation i of antiquity used sun dials, but none has been found in Kgypt, although they may bo buried in tho ruins of tho cities. However, it seems to bo unquestionable that the obelisks wero intended as gnomons, and that their shadows told the hour of tho day with sufficient correctness to tho inhabitants of ancient Kgypt. The circle of Osymandius, an F.gyptian astronomer, might have determined the aimuths of tho heavenly bodies lind thereby have told the hour of tho tlay or night. In Home the sun dial was seen for tho first time about 'J'.'it H. ('., one having been captured from thu Samnites, and in ,lil li. C. Valeri us Messala placed in the forum a dial which he had taken at Ca:ania. Tho Arabians acquired thu sun dial from tho IS reeks, and were euihusiatic stu dents of astronomy and mathematics. There is in the Hritish Museum a i om bination of four dials called the dials of t'lnedriis. They are traced on a single block of penteliqiie marble, and they dale from the second or third century of the Christian era. They were part of Mm spoils of Lord Klgen. -1 tut. it would take too long to de tail the entire history of the sun dial. As 1 said before, it was most probably used by all nations of antiquity, and is in some countries utilized to this day; and considering the uso the average individual or even nation makes of the time. 1 am not prepared to say that the sun dial is not a good enough timepiece yet." A'i ' l" nmm. Will In Ketired F.nly. How innocently unfortunate is the utter frankness of childhood. Young Orotund IMsarte.thcdram itio reader was taking tea, on invitation, with the family, and in the evening favored tho guests with a few of his most startl ing recitations. He was approached by the midget of the family, a fairy in looks, but. with an early development of speech. "Now, I know why you talk so loud when you speak pieces," she said to him. "And why, my dear?" with a little patronizing stroke of the golden hair. ''Cause you'er a Helloweuiionist . ma aaid so." That child will be put. to bed early fterthis. -lliiitfiml W, Where the Obi S lues go To. It has long been known by many persons what became of the old tin cans which aro picked up throughout tho city anil aro carried away in wag ons, but it has only recently been dis covered to what uso tho old shoes are put. Occasionally wagons go through the city, nnd return toward New York heavily laden with old shoes and boots those that havo been thrown away as worthless. It Is quito an industry in New York gathering these, and they aro said to be worth live cents each. Tho foreman of a wall-paper factory in the city mentioned says that differ ent prices aro paid fur different grades of leather, and that a pair of calfskin boots will bring fifteen cents. Tho boots and shoes aro first soaked in sev eral waters to get the dirt off thein. Then the nails and threads are re moved and the leather is ground into a line pulp ready for use. The em bossed leather paperiugs which have come into fashion lately, as well asthe stamped leather (ire screen, are really nothing but thick paper covered with a layer of this line pressed leather pulp. The foreman of the factory to which the reference is made says that the finer the quality of the leather the bet ter it takes the bronze and old gold and other expensive colon in the de signs painted on them. Fashintiablu people think they are going a way back to uiedi.eval times when they have the walls of their libraries and dining rooms covered w ith embossed leather. They don't know that, the shoes and I Is which their neighbors threw in to the ash-barrel a mouth before form tin.1 beautiful ma'crial on their walls and on the screens which protect their eyes from the lire. Many other trades use old shoes and boots, and the tops of carriages are largely made of them ground up and pressed into sheets. Hook-binders use them in making the cheaper forms of leather bindings, ami the new style of leather frames with leather mats in them are entirely made of tho cast off covering of the feet. There is very little wasted in this world. A' irmli (.Y. Y.) full. The Tower of Seienre. When I.ord Randolph Chur-hill was in Hombiiy a little time since, he visit ed, among other places of interest in thu surrounding neighborhood, the towers of science. As a result of this visit the following comments are to be found inscribed in the visitors' book, with the noble lord's signature at the foot: "At tho request of the secretary of the I'arsee I'u'iehayet, I allow myself to express the opinion that funeral ob sequies conducted in accordance with the teachings and precepts of Zoroas ter, as they have been explained to mo. though peculiar to a comparatively limited number of the inhabitants of this earth, and undoubtedly novel to tho stranger from the west, are entire ly agreeable to tho principals of a pure religion, and may bo and are ingeni ously and powerfully supported by physiological science and experience." Tho I'arsees, who aro a very active and rich class in Bombay, will no doubt feel Mattered that their practice of exposing their dead on the towers, to be eaten by vultures according to tho Zoroastrian belie, I, should be thus favorably regarded by one so well known in the poliCcal world of (he western island with which their great empire is associated. The practicehas certainly much to recommend it in a tropical country; it is cheap, cleanly, and exceedingly expeditious. Men, women, and children are put into sepa rate divisions, on the top of tho towers; but their bones, those of t ho rich and poor alike, mingle in the well below, in to which they disappear in the course ol time. I.ord llandolph Churchill, bki many another Kuropcan visitor, may have fell the towers a rather gloomy ate repugnant sight; but the trouble of a journey to them is more than repaid by the magnificent view to be had fnui the terrace in trout of them of Houihay and the Indian ocean, LoiHim W'uiit The l.iislcr of I'eiirls. Pearls deteriorate by age, contact with acids, pas and noxious vapors ol alt sorts. This is especially Hue id pierced pearls. Various means for re storing them have lieeii tried, but ex perience shows them to be useless. The best way to preserve pearls is tc wipe them with clean linen cloth aftet being worn and deposit them, w rapped in linen, in a dosed box or casket. A leading importer of pearls advises that pearl necklaces, which aro liable to de teriorate by coming in contact Witt the skin, bo rest rung once a year.es drawing the silk thread out and in through the pierced parts tends t cleanse the pearls. In Cey lon, we are assured on fairly good authority, that wdien it ii desired to restore the luster to Oriental pearls the pearls are allow ed to be swallowed by chickens. The fowls with this precious diet aro then killed and the pearls regained In a wbitt and lustrous state. COMMON SKXSE IN HATING. A Matter in Which Everyone is Intoresstod. A Lady Subsisting on tho Juices of Fruits Tho Eoal Cause of Old Ago. Thero is at this timo so much con llicting ndvico as to what we ought to eat, those who are disposed to live on hygienic principles aro pretty nearly put to their wits ends to know just what course to pursue. Some ono finds himself benefitted by a particular method of living, and forgetting how much idiosyncrasy thero is in theso matters bo will at once advise every body to follow bis example. One would have us abandon all meals, others would live almost exclusively on various prcpara ions of the cereals, still another would hae us live wholly on fruits. A late very interesting case has lnvn related, with tho name of the lady, place of residence, etc., in the state of Connecticut, who has vir tually eaten nothing for four years Huring this time , slu; h.n subsisted wholly on the juices of fruits taken in such scanty quantities as to be almost inappreciable. "Physicians have stud ied thu case and havo all alike been puzzled and routed in I heir efforts t.i master jr." A reporter of thu .V " li'irm A'i'c, went to .-.ec the lady, ex pecting to lind her as Ihiu as a shadow and as bloodless us a luruip; bat ho found her the pii ture of health. As he expressed it: "Miglitly past middle age, she seemed, indeed, a lino speci men of the rugged old-fashioned New Kngland woman, used to out-door ex ercise and younger in reality than the average woman half a score years her junior. Her eyes sparkled and the Hush of her cheek seemed the tint of perfect health." Previous to adopting the peculiar diet deicribe I this lady had been a terrible sufferer from dys pepsia, but it seems that she has re. covered her health. Now, il w ould not be strange if it school of philoso phers should arise who would advise us all to drop a mixel diet an I live wholly upon fruits. At h ast, such ad vice would not he stranger than that given by W. O. Mawson in a scientific Knglish periodical called A' )'' i.e. I'nder the head of "The Possible Sus pension of Old Age," Mr. Mawson says. -That the real change which pro duces old age is, in truth, nothing more or less than the slow but steady accu mulation of calcareous matter through out tho syslem." The arteries become ossified, the heart's valves become car tilaginous, and all the living processes become obstructed by the aeoiiisiula- . Hon of earthy matters. Well, what ! would Mr. H.iwson havens do to avoid this accumulation of calcareous matter ! ia the system ? According to his ad- vico we should ascertain w hat articles ; of food contain the most of earthy salts i and avoid them. He says the cereals! have been found to be the richest in I earthy salts and that therefore, broad j Itself, the so-called st (IT of life, unless j used in great moderation, favors the j deposition of these salts in the sys- . tern. "The more nitrogenous our j food," this authority (ells us, "the greater its percentage in calcareous j matter." lie thinks that, fruit from, its lack of nitrogen is bdt adapted for I suspending ossilie deposits. Old unit-. ton and beef contain a large quantity of earthy matter, and be would have j us consequently use m ire freely of j lish and poultry and of young motion and veal, forgetting apparently that' the experiments t ried on the .stomach of St. Martin have led us to believe , that land' and veal are much more dif- j licult to dn.'cst than old mutton or! beef Which are, indeed, plefeiable in; i that respect to poultry and many kinds of lish. lie Would have in dunk dis tilled water because ordinary water has tho earthy .-.alts! He turther a Ivi ses us to take daily two or llinc torn biers full of distilled water with tenor fifteen drops of diluted ph-s b 'l ie ; acid in each glassful to retard the do- ' velopmeut of old ago. --'.,', .!.. (- ; ;. Smoking Anioiii: the Puritans. The early settlers of the Plymouth j Colony wore greatly addicted to siuok j ing, which praelico Hil.noqiicntly bo. came so common that i!ie weed was smoked in church dm iiil' service. This I custom, it seems, soon caused consider- I able annoyance, as the exercises w ere greatly disturbed by the clicking of llints and steel tolifjld, their pipes, and ( bul ls uf smoke in the church. Hence, in liiii1.', the colony passed this la w: "It is enacted that any person or per sous that shall be found smakimr to bacco on III" Lord's day, going to or coming I mm ins-lings, within two miles of the meeting lioime, shall pay twelve pence for every such fault." I'nder this law wero lined Hichnrd IJerry, .lededia'i Lombard, lieujainin Lombard, and .lames Maker for smok ing tobacco iit tho end of the Yar mouth meet itc-'iouso on the Lord's day.-yof, ; fayisL-r. The Life of Seng. 1-i then anything nn earth, Will re lite -trtno-l aro not ilrne - Hall io li i hle in its liiilli, Or so sine ol death, in Snn;? Frailer liliissiim never (row, IVitcl to, the .iiiuoiior tain; Lighter inoet never Hew s-'!iroi y eoino ere e,,n,. n";aiii! t hiMiea, ulioeha-o luitloi Ibui, May pni'.-ini it. In nnd fro, l.ilile nmi Is who -iKh, "Hoi;;!,.!,.,"' May io'line it, l it die-; l.nltii i- ilei-a In no II In-lung (.tll'IT I. il'o limn Sol e. There i- nitlleii mi Iho ra'lii, i i a- -ti many things are .strong lla',1 s'j niii'.li'y in ils tiirih, .:i I -.1 si, it nt life, lis Smii.. Novel I'llio nil tiMHllit.illl llillt the tleill lelholt iloli.-s- No or i a!o in his llihi Si'.n- uilli such ine! ititiii-l e-,es' ( 'ulHilel,, . , iht, !cs down, 'I ilillk till I if ll'l I'O I'll, .'"I J Hal il s -ti;: j,-ii Mie lliein not, I i'l.e ili-.lno - their 'i ilk telciMU! Noihill.' 1- lene lhi" litll llin liln i, .-.ii-' H. II. SI, .,.! r.l. Ill moi:oi s. The fiery charger the led headed hotel clerk! .Man is like a pota'n never sure when he will g'l "into led, water." The Finpre.-i of ustriu owns a circus, but i.n-il otherwise it showy w ..man. Soineoii" wants (o know if a bee is :iii"iy l "ii il -' III::.'. We are not sin,; abn.it thol.ee. but the victim is. 'I'll : lliis-ian pivsi i said to be i!) a dying coii'!:1i"ii. T!r- ty -pc-fouiidrii t find it impos-ible I i keep up with the demand for k's and j's. The w-.y to sleep," says a scientist, "is to think of noihing." Hut this is a mi -take. The w ay to sleep is to think it is time to get up. I.lllle :-: I only child i "I'm si glad, lii iiniii I, I don't live all the tiuu at grandma' ." .Mamma "Why, toy dear?" Little t:irl "Wi II. it must 1 1 io dull there wiih-uit inc." 1 Ii:;-... .!", ;!. tl . -1 1 e. I lan , lit s, m, .-l:ni - v li: ihleliil .! ti hen it il'l-is nil the iilelier's iiii-c, lii-lclo Iiie I es O.' ullOMl 'J'en neeiioi -I I'- emit lle-it lirei u an ti-, a nl ejni'iii. A girl with high tied slioos.snrround t'd by springs umhr watered silk, it ,'atarai-t in her eye, waterfall on lu r hea l and a notion in her brain, is in great danger of drowning. Hefore they are married she will carefully turn down his coil iol!ar wlu n i' awry, but afterward she'll jerk it down into position a il she was throw ing a door mat, out ol tl"s win low. s M'. l'.-h,.l,l the i.r.-.Hi -rinder, I I, . II. :-t all i - ii ' 1 1 V oi lil . 1 1 - lie.-.: '- a ! n.iliih r l ) :,'. i;,:i's fine an I sa.l; I 'I I ii.i n i- e.its' s el t . i i 1 1 1 1 . r M , !a. -i lo I ,i ., I, l!:e - in loll :tiiliu I i li:.- .1, i, nes, .1.-.- . alj-l Hi t.'. Paid lu the Private, The Haltimore ' revives the f.d lowing story of F.I his Howe, the if. ventor of sewing machines: At th" outbreak of the war, win-: lie was a millionaire, he onl.sb' l as 1 private to sh w his patriotism and in dependence. M mey grew scarce, an ! his regiment, wnioh was sent South, was ieli unpaid for three mouths. At the end of Ilia' time II owe, in hi private'.-, uniform, one day enter"'! (he ulli if the ipiaricriiiaslet ai;.'- ado'l when the soldiers of the re;j;; incut Wore to be paid. -I il.'ii'i know," replied the qiiarl-i-master. "Well, how much is nwed Mum.-'' blandly a -hod the private. " li.it ii th i to you'.'" said the st. .nl. coper, with a look of surp. ise. oh. nothing," said Howe, noueha lalillv ; "if you'll figure out t he iiinoiiN' I'll lov e y mi my t heck for the vvlmi bll-illc- s." -Who are you .-" ga q-d the quarter musti r. -I'.lius Howe, and my check is goo,' for the pay of the entire army." The quartermaster made out hi! bills, and Howe nine binl his chcl; for thro" in 'iilhs' pay for his regiment. The g 'Vi in nont uitcrvvurd reimburs ed him. A (.'nnd Hetisou. "No. gentlemen." exclaimed amid dle-agcd niiin, who was talking to f crowd ou Austin avenue, "nothing in the world could induce me to allow one of my childien to outer a scion mom, for the reason 'hat " "V ,ni hire a teacher to como to tin house," interrupted ono of the crowd.' "No, it's not that. It's because " "They are t'-o sickly logo to school.' exclaimed another, excitedly. "No, that's not the reason, either No child of mine shall over attend school, because "Hecause you don't want them tc be smarter than their daddy." "No, gentlemen, the reason Is be cause I've not got any children." wwinfmi' Jm iu ,i'no.inWHU i "WW

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