$l)c Cljatljam Hcaufc 11. A. J.OIl)OIS, KDITOU AND riJOl'KlKTOU. UATKS ADVERTISIMC 'no Mpi:irr-, one iuortimi - .'I.ll' ( hu Mii:irc, two insert iin -. I.''" One siii;irr, mm month - - '''i(l TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One copy, one year One ("I',', six months , Onr copy, tin-"" nionlh- $ 'J. on .4 1. 1"! Ml VOL. VII. PITTSnORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C., AU(3UST20, 18S5. NO. oo. J;;; litryii' advert i w ill lie m.i'l". lit- lilni.il eon- M)c tl)all)Am Uccort. ft A Vnj nf Memories. On a ilny like thin, wlim tint streets nro wet, Win n tin' sliei:c gun lent thu ruin is full- How i an you liinili'i nn nl! rr'gif t, For 11 joy lone nVit.t, nnd n li"in lun set. From lisin out of its goivo timl rullitiu CnllicR tn yon, with it voire fo thrill '1'luit it ft'iui's the rrnsim nii'l Htiins the will. On a iln.v lik" tins wIipii tint pun is 1 1 I An 1 yon nml your lirnrt iiru hnsisra together, l memories conii' to yon nil untold, And i-oituchiiiij Midilenly u in your Hit, l.iko n piM of t!ii outdoor woiitkri-, Why, "ho is nt f.mlt hut tin- ilim nl I l:iv 'J no ilaik lor I ilnir, too 'lull for I'lni ' On n il iy I k tlii, licit is Mm rod unit yiny, Whi ii tin' ivii hia il ,v, n in n cimm le.- t eh ion. If n fli c?:?m, lint yon limishod nml pill nv.iiy, ('nine, hifk to i-t'iH' in your liirn nnl ny Mire. eloeu"it wools ot "sxi'iii ; If lilt' while v:l-l lllnvolsf .-com utilise, Why, Iioc:iii h lp it. n il.iy like this? - i:ii II Wt H'lror. . A BAREflt, OF SOFT SOAP "Hain't yon put that rack in the cellar yet, to hung that or dried b.-of en?" asked Mr.-. .Mulson. "N'ii. Judy, I thought niobbti 'twv.uM rain in a day r t wo, and then .lube could bo spared to help a little about the house, fiii' must pjl tuy work ketched up while wo have good wtather." "Yes, there's iil!n- something ye can't do if it don't rain, and yu can't if it does; I declare for it; I'd like to know what, on artli would become on tn all if 'twant fur me to look after things." "('nine, come, mother, don't fret any more; we don't want a cloud in the kitchen when there ain't none outside." "Wal, I've got something else to do beside peekin' at the weather; and if ynu ain't it's time that you had." (J ilea Stntson was a farmer a man of good habits, honest in his dealing with his fellow men who in his youth had married Judith Mcintosh. "A smarter girl never trod shoe leather." Sj said the elder Stntson on the morn big of their marriage. They had by tho closest economy acquired a small foitime, in the shape of a farm, located about two miles from the village ut M- -. Only one child had been given them to brighten their home, and this was a daughter, -ho at the time, of our story had reached the age of l'" years. Mrs. Stutsoti, in you will observe la this conversation, was one of that peculiar type of women whose very life seemed to depend upon scolding and working, all at the same instant; and the more she trotted and scolded, the m re work she accomplished. The whole family had becomo so n-customed to this that its cHeel was, us Mr. Stntson oni u said, "it went in ne ptir and nut 'tot her." 'Wal, Giles, there's je-t this much about it; if that ar rack ain't up by ten o'clock, I'll git some nails and drive up, to hang that beef on myself. I've got to clean the cheese, room to day, and I want that pile of beef tint of my way." So saying she went into tho milk room, to strain the morning's milk. "H's no use arguing,'' said Mr. tut.soti to .labe, the hired man. "When Judy gets sot on anything she'll have her way, and if she says she'll do a thing, she'll do it i very tint". I guess that cheese-room won't spile if 'taint cleaned to-day, and the beef is well enough where it is; I can't bother with it to day, anyhow." Having thus expressed his opinion, hi followed Jabe t i the field, leaving Martha Ann to clear away the break fast. Having cared for the milk, Mrs. -tntson appeared and exclaimed, part ly to herself and put try to Martha: "Whoever sen sich men folks? They think a woman can git along any way, i;o matter how. Here is bilcd dinner to git, them starch clothes to iron, pies to make, cheese-room to clean, and massy knows what, I don't. Ves, and there's the donation party to the par sonage to-night. Was ever a woman so put to it to know what to do fust? I never wa. Wal, I sha'nt go to the party, that's one sure thing." "Why, mother, of course you'll go." "Of course I sha'nt go! I've got something else to do beside going sky larking round nights. There will ! enoagh on 'em without me. Let them go that hain't got so much to do as 1 have. Here. Martha, you go into the she l, and behind the door git mo some nails, and out on the wood pile and fetch me the hatchet, and I'll see what 1 can do." All things now ready, Mrs. Stutson, with hatchet, nails and beef in hand, started for the cellar, stopping on the top stair to tell Martha to "bo sure and wash the greens clean, and not be u gaping out the winder to Tom ltyder." Thomas Hyder wo the son of a neighboring farmer, who had at sun dry times shown Martha Ann seme -nton at appls beea and candy pulls, those Incidents being sufficient to impress the mother with the great responsibility which devolved upon her to keep a watchful eye upon Mar tha, lest Tom, whom she deomed un worthy the prize, should rob thorn of their precious treasure. On reaching the cellar she found a suitable- place- over tho pork barrel, w here to her mind tho beef would bo "out of the way of rats, and yet bo handy to get at," ns sho afterward told Mr. Stutson. Having armed her- j self with hatchet and nails, she mount ed tne harrel ami prepared to drive tho first nail, when tho barrel cover slipped, and splash she went -into what? It seemed that Giles and Jabe hod been there before her, and in getting out some cider barrels, had changed things about, in such a manner that the barrel of soft soap stood where the pork should stand; and she, in her haste, not noting the change, had mounted tho former. "Land o' ninssy! What won't that man do next, I'd like to know?" Making a plunge for the lop of the barrel she tried to extricate herioll, but eneh successive attempt proved only a failure. "What on airth's a body going to do in this tlx? Marlhat Martha Ann: What, can that gal be about that, she don't come when I call her? Hang ing on the fence, I warrant, a-talking to that Tom Hyder. 1 will Tom ltyder tho hull lot if 1 ever git out of here;" Just at this moment Martha came, through tho hatchway. "Where ar j you. mother V "Where be I 'f 1 should think you'd ask! (in ask Tom ltyder! Mcbbo he'll tell you that's ail you think on and leave mo to git along alone." "Where are you. mother? 1 didn't hear you call. 1 was washing the greens." "Hero I be, I tell you, in the soap barrel. Where do you s'pose? "In the soap barrel?" queried Mar tha. tine glance was siillicient. Convuls ed with laughter, she seated herself on a stone jar to recover sulliciently to render tho needed assistance. "Martha Ann Stntson! What do you mean? Haven't I learn't yen never to laugh at (ither folks' calami tics? And here you be a-laughing right in your mother's face." "Hut, mother, I never saw you in a soap barrel before." ''Taint noways likely you ever wilbj ...... in it' I ..II ..111 ..I' tl.i- .,n C.I out. into the lot and call your father and Jabe to come here ipiick as their legs'll fetch 'em. Hut vou needn't tell theni i what's h ippened; they'll fnd that outj. and "i') years of age exceed the males quick enough when they get here." j of the same ago by about I l.'i'i . In Martha, onre out ot her mother's, sevenly-vight cities tin; excess of fo sight, enjoyed another hearty laughs) males i-t 1 ISIMI". That illiteracy pre- ami ran for the men, who, dropping their rakes, hastened toward the house. Martha waited a! the top of tho stairs, trying to compose her cmintonanco beforo entering the presence of her mother; at lea-d she led the way for .la bo, saying: Mother h is mot with an accident, down hero." reefing through the darkness, hon est Jabe exclaimed, on beholding her mother's situation. "How did yon get in there?" "It's none of your business how 1' came here. I'm here, ami have got tn be got out, some way or uther. Where's your manners, .Tabes llovey. that, you'll stand there and laugh at me in this penliekennent ?" "lVrd'u kerment! I should say it was a soap barrel, if I was any judge." "What if 'tis? lo you think I'm sobigafoolth.il I don't know what I've got into? Martha, Where's your father? Why don't be come along?" Ho is coining." Ves, so's Christmas. I s'pose if tho house was adro he wouldn't hurry a mite quicker." "Why, Judy," said Mr. Stntson on entering the cellar, "where on arth bo ye, any way ?" "Where be I ? Can't you see noth ing? Hotter put on your specks and look in the soap barrel. Wal, I de clare for it! Kf 1 hain't got to stand here ami wait for another to haw-haw and giggle! Tor my part, I don't see nothing to laugh at. What are you thinking on, Giles Stntson, a-standing there laughing like that at me? What kind of use Is It for mo to learn Mar tha Ann to be respectful when you, her father, don't show no respect." "Come, come, mother, don't scold, if you could see yourself as we can. you'd laugh yourself; you couldn't help it." "Hut how came you to get in there, Judy? Guess you must got foul of that cider barrel." "Giles, whiit do you mean a-talking so when you know I was one of tits leading wimmln In the, temperance cause, and the Idee! aecuslng me right afore sny own cbiid of doing sich a thins." "Witl, Miss .Stuts..u, how are you going to get out?" asked Jabe. "That's what I'd like to know, Jabe; you get that wash bench around here so I hid I can have it to step on to; and you take hold of this side, anil Giles, here, you take t'other, and when you two hist me up, Martha Ann can scrape oil the soap. Here, Giles, you ain't good for nothing! Ye never was knee high to a toad. If 1 over git another man, I'll git one that won't have to stand on a sheet of paper to reach a soap barrel !" After numerous attempts, Mrs. iSlutson was partially otilsido the har rel, with ono knee resting on the lop, when splash she went baek again, spattering tho soap in every direction, a goodly portion lodging on Gile-i shirt front, while he, with tho others, was enjoying another hearty latuh. "I i'.l I ever see sich a pack of fools?" "There's no usy crying over spilt milk. Judy." "Spilt milk and a woman in a barrel of soft soap are two different things, and you'll liud it out so afore you get through." "I always told you, Judy, if you'd do a little less scolding, and use a little moro s,.lt soap, you'd make a good many moro friends than you do now." "Wal, I guess I've got enough out this time to suit you, and don't you nev er say soft snap to me ag liu as long as you live," After spending a great deal of time and strength, Mrs. stntson was at last as far out of her dilemma as the wash bench, and commenting upon her personal appearance. "Who ever see sich a looking crit ter? Caliker dress all spilt, shoes, stocking.-;, and the hull rig." Mm then ordered Jalm to get a tub of wafer and Martha to bring clean clothes. Mr. Mutson had already gone for the meat rack, thinking it would I have been cheaper to put it up in the j first place than have been hindered in this way, and wishing women folks K'.nild mind their own business and let the men folks alone. "Jest look at this cellar bottom," Mrs. stutsmi exclaimed, "and this bench and things! It'll take a hull day to dean it up as it ought ter bo, and all this because the men folk didn't tend to things they'd orter." Hut fiom that d.iy to this, whenever Judy begins to scold, Mr. Stntson says, "A tootle more soft soap, Judy," i and Judv is silent. The Sexes in the I'tiileil Stales. Almost all the Southern States have il nearly equal number of each sex. In Massachusetts the tenia' es between 20 vails more among women is duo prob ably to the foreign population. Wom en contribute less to pauperism, the proportion being ; 1 . to j;!!,!""1. The ratio of pris ai imitates ;, lands .i,mW to M.r.'iT males. Wonien are in excess among the insane; man in excess among the idiotic, blind, and deaf mutt s. The proportion of women who engage in occupations outside of the household is smaller in tho I'nited States than in foreign countries, but in no country is the proportionate number engaged in thesuperior indus trial occupations equal to that in this country, of the 2,til7,i!on women in occnpatUms.V.t.i.tiiit) are engaged in ag riculture, most of them colored women in the Southern Stales; ti:J,tHMi are in manufactories, of whom nhoutouc half itre in New York, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania: i;s-j,i)ii are milliners, etc; 5i,M0 are tailors. Of tho forty-four occupations recorded its "personal ser vice," I'orlylind women in them. Tho .'i- female surgeons of 1-S7i have in creased to '',17o; the 7 lawyers to 7"; the tio flertrymen to I'm. Tho niinv berof laundries has 'increased from til, 0 m I in 170 to 122,ltii. and -f the lat ter lti.S.iitl i are kept by women. This large increase shows a great lightening of tho housewife's labor. The I. ion nml Hie Tiger. A Lion and n Tiger met by appoint ment one day to discuss a business transaction; but the Lion could speak nothing but the Hostonese jintuis, and the Tiger could speak nothing but English; so the Fox, who could speak both languages fluently, was employed to act as interpreter. Hut the Fox was a cunning rascal, and instea I of ncting the part of an honest interpre ter, he translated tho words of the Lion as very insulting to the Tiger, and the words of the Tiger as equally insulting to tho Lion. The result was that tho Lion and tho Tiger sprang upon tach other and fought till they were both dead. The Fox glum invited his friends and feasted upon the dead Italic-. Moral : This Tala f eacljes that nations should not declare war on the nnsuppoited statement of their dlp!o matio agents. Lfi. FINDING GOLD NIGGK'IS. ytorios lllusti'utivo of Persitt , ency mid Luck. ! Unearthing B g Lumps of tho Prosious I Motnl in Peculiar Piaoo". i - An old miner who followed the gold ; excitement in its devious wanderings I in Australia, California, Mi-xic, and ; l'.rittsh Columbia, related to -x full re ; porter a few days ago several inslan ' ccs of lucky discoveries: I "And old Dutchman brought the I plodding method of his raee to the i work of gold digging in Australia. 'All of his companions , hud boulnes ami dash, but lew bad the stolid per- sistency in the face of bad U'ck that this liiitchman possessed. He lull been plodding along for several months digging a tunnel. Heavy, dull j clay was ail about him. Not a pr m I ising sign beckoned him on. He seemed to get moro settled in his !e I termination to work the tunnel to the ! end the more unpromising it looked. He had been working on in the face of discouragement for several months. One morning he was making his way into his tunnel, anil before he had gone fourteen feet his heart hil l sunk within him. Tnem in trout, of him was his tunnel raved! Tho path that he had laboriously dug into the hill was clogged with tons of earth. Hut the quality of his character asserted itself. Most men would have volleyed oaths at, his ill lui-k, and packed up their kit and left. Tim miner moved more slowly than before, but be star ted to work again in the same tunnel, lie crawled into his tunnel, and with pick anil shovel set to clearing away tho hill of earth that blocked his pat ti. lie had not struck a do--.cn blows with his pick before the sharp iron point struck something solid. Mechanically ho bent forward and cleared away the earth, and there before him was a big nugget, as nuggets go, weighing four teen ounces. He crept out- of the tun nel, bringing his precious nugget with him, and when he got into the fresh air and heard the birds singing, he sat down and wept. No one begrudged the liiit.i-liinari his luck. "A nugget y country that has been only partially worked is just as good a lield as virgin soil," continued the miner. "The spots that have not been touched may bo the very nests of the precious metal. It is dangerous to leave a single foot of ground un work ed. The fortune of a lifetime might thus be passed by nnd lost forever. There aro many instances of just such cases. There was a poor, shiftless fol low, with a wife in rags and children in squalor. The whole family used to go into tho digging together and shift about till they had got enough to buy something to eat. Tin y kept sinking lower and lower. 1'eit one day tlmy straggled into the diggings, not having energy enough to push on abrea.-.l of the workers. They fell to picking a little pillar that bad I -eon left stand ing in the midst of the digging', all about it having been worke I. I do not think it could bo more th in three feet across, certainly not more than six. It was a spot that had been ne glected its the diggers push"d their drifts ahead. The s pi did family had begun to work on this solitary pillar; all they hoped was for a few grains to feed them for the d.iv. A the man continued listlessly, the sunlight was caught up by a speck in the pillar that glistened and flashed. Tne eyes of the poor fellow saw it; he thought bis work for the day was done. lie knelt down to clean away the dirt from the bright spot. As ho did so the shining metal grew to larger pro portions. Iniiimdiitely the whole family was around it in eager hat. to uncover it. The further they cleared the soil away about it the further it seemed to recede. After working two hours with growing astonishment they saw the full outline of their prize one of the larg"st lumps of gold ever found. That was the luckiest rind ever made. 'Thu Mount Moliagul nugget was found in a most peculiar place," re sumed tho miner. "There was an unusually rich digging in the vicini ty of Mount, Moliagul, Victoria, that had mado a hundred men rich, it had been thoroughly worked in every direction, and it was thought that every grain of gold in the neighbor hood had been collected. The crowd that once made the camp a busy scene of life dissolved as quickly as it had collected, leaving the shanties to the mercy of the weather, which soon made them a picturesque ruin. Oft" towiird the east there w as a solitary treo stump standing on a pillar of earth that had not het-n cut away by the gold hunters because of the old roots of the tree that spread through the soil. It was not more than ten feet in circumference as it had been toft by the diggers. One dsy two miners eamo to ti.o descrtel ramp, and stopped over n'got on the site of the old camp. The stump struck one of them as a singular feat ure of tho old digging, and being a skil ful miner, he knew that one part of a iiuggety country was as likely to hide the precious metal us another. It oc curred to him that tho ground nndei the slump was es likely to prove rich as the portions of the neighboring field that had yielded so much gold, lie resolved to w.irk the little mound the next day. His companion, however, was anxious to bo olt to the latest dig g'ngs.where the excitement w.m at the highest pitch. Hut the lirst miner who had re'olve I to ex plore the solitary patch of tho deserted digging, persuaded his partner, and together they set to work on the old stump. They began by undermining one side of the stump, but before they had dug in three fuel they discovered an enormous nugget, one of the most valuable that had b"eti found in I Ik whole diggings. They continued their labors iind uprooted the stump, but did not iin-1 another grain of gold. .(( I'm to ;'.v ('nl'. Her Utile Man. "Here comes my little man." The voice sounded pleasantly on mye.tr. and I turned to look at the speaker, she Wiis ii ruddy cheeked woman of some l'l years, plainly but neally dressed; it clean, c unl' ii tal'le looking body. Sho was stan ling at the gar den gate of a small house, and t- words spoken were not spoken to any visible person. 1 then looked ahead, and lo and behold! her li'tle ma-t wa-i approaching, lie was it little, feeble looking body, rather shabbily dtessed, with a little round rel iio.m-and twink ling eyts. 1 should put him down as a clerk with a by no means gigantic salary. There was nothing romantic or particularly lovable in his appear ance, but id the moment the face of the woman was beautiful to look upon by the reason of the plea-ant and strong iiffe 't ion that beamed from it. "Her little mail.'' lie ought to have been proud of it, and 1 daresay he was. It is goo I to ho somebody'.- bilk man, or big nuin, il y-ui like that bet ter -to feel I hilt your heart is tilled, and not empty and withering foi want of the glory of the warmth and light of true love If. as many of tin poets have snug, the nearest approach to Heaven is t r no and inme-t Ioe of one dearer than all, love that never wavers iind is returned in all it- satis fying fullness, what a long w ty from Heaven must an old bachelor lie, with his heart full of tioth Hg but missing shirt buttons, smoky clu' rooms, cheerless lodgings iind vixem-h landladies. We laugh at t!n pictures of tho old bachelors sewieg on t lo ir bu' tons hnd making their ow n gruel, but rone of these pictures darken in'o a very somber background, as the niary au-l uiicared for old fellows gradually droj into a petulant decay. Nobody's little men. I know sono of them by sight. May by day the may be seen wearily plodding through the same streets, with the same pip and the umbrella, and the sane 1 .,.! of grim dissatisfaction on their fa'-es I etper d i ii dip the Conors of then mouths, higher u;i go their shoulders and thinner grow their noses and cheeks. They go homo and there'. nevcr ii kindly soul with a pleasant smile, or kiss or word of love. No body's little n.--..'.' Ft- '..v. The Depth i f Sleep. Two of Vierordt's pupils. Moilin g hoff and I'iesbergell. have made tin: depth ot sleep th' subj 'i t of an inves tigution. They worked upon the prin ciple that the depth of sleep is propor tional to the strength of the senson stimulus iicce.--ury to awaken tin sleeper -that is, to call forth some do cisivo sign of awakened cm scions n ess. As a sensory stimulus the made use of the auditory sensation produced by dropping a lead ball from a given heinht. The st renL'th of tin (stimulus was reckoned in accordance with some recent in ve-t igat ions ol Veirordt, as increasing, not directly a? the height, but as the a..V) power ol the height. For a perfectly healthy man, tho curve which they give shows that fortno lirst hour the slumber is very light ; after one hour and lifteen minutes the depth of sleep increases rapidly, and reaches its maximum point, at one hour and forly-iive mtii utps: the curve then talis quickly to about two hours and lifteen minutes, and afterward more gradually. At about four hours and thirty minutes there Is a second small rise, which reaches its maximum at live hours and thirty minutes, after which the curve again gradually approaches ttie base line until the time of awakening. Experiments made upon persons not perfectly healthy, or after having made seme exertion, give curves of a different form. Mvdii'al Jtlcofttte. AN INM IT S BKKAKTAST. Early M'-irtiinfi Scene in nn Esquimaux Home. li'entenant Schwttka Describing thu Pio I'lnitiitries tn nn Arclio Journey. in an article on the routine of arctic ! ife, printed in the New York 'J'ini' ', Lieutenant Sohwutka says: When .he first Innuit I as the K-qtiiinaux call hi-mselvos) opens his ey, s in the arc tie regions about lor 5 o'clock in tho morn tig, it' it b" a sprng sledge jour T"y ;ind most of the journeys are tin lertaken in that season he will I'm I it breaking day or poss-biy t ho sun Is m hour or two high in the eastern ho rison, iind the layli..rht pouring through tho thick walls of his house A snow t ;';oo) almost as lively at it would penetrate the walls of a canvas tent. He knows about w hat time it is ven in his littl-s dosed egu-.-htll like , liouse of snow, and if he has any loubts about it, thinkingthut an over ast morning might deceive him, he trusts a snow stick (a small edged i'iek about, the si, ' of a polie inu'i's -tub, used for beating the snow off reindeer clothing and bed lings) 'hroiigii the top of tho snow doni" and take ii peep at the ky ov-roeu I to satisfy himself nstohis con , ct ures. I'hinking it is time to b-gin the day's labors he awakens his wife, and with l solacing yawn or two tutus i:i be !weei the reind-cr skins aga.n for a short nap until break I'a-t is ready. Among the most eneigeti.- of tho northern race 1 never saw any of them slo any work before the morning meal beyond the labor neces arv to prepare it. The lady of the lone north land hav ing dispose I of her preliminary morn ing yawns di-sses horse! I so far as put ting on her inner rein leer suit f tho Esquimaux havo two suits, an inner and outer,) sits h Tut- on the reii. leer blanket at the head of the bed and prepares the lamp. This F-qui-mau lamp might well be compared in shape to the half of a (dam shell sup ported on tli roe upright sticks about the sie of carp -liter's pene'ls si nek in the snow. Tie- shallow dish is Idled with seal or walrus oil. which is kept in ;i sealskin hag. and when it is near ly ready to run over the low ll.it edge nf the dam shell the Esquimau wom m t ikes ;i little hi! of moss fro n a eompuet variety that grows on the stones near tho water, iind rubbing it in her hands, like some smoker prepar ing a pipe of toinceo from the wiiit tlings of a plug, she strings this ma teria! along the edge o'' the lamp just where the oil torn lies it and then sets lire to it with a match. Tin's is the Poking of tin's strange lamp. The llauie is about us high as thu emitted by ii kerosetio lamp, am! extends along (lie ll.it edge ol the lamp Irom six inches to t wo feet. ( tver this ll.ime is done the I-. mking and the drying of clothes. Above the lire is suspended ;i bo-. -like kettle, with a long' h equal to t hat of the ll.ime, and holding t mm a quart to a gallon and a hall". This is half filled with water, and then a lot of re:ndecr or seal or walrus meat is plaee l in it. generally in chunks about the sie of Hie double list. About three to four pounds of meat is provi-b-d for each grown person. The wa ter simmers illi cit an hour, when the tl.-sh is thoroughly cooked, although the witter never boils in the stone ket tles. All the sluoiboivrs are awak ened, and tho preparations for break fast consist in t heir simply sitting up right and putting on their undergar ments of reindeer skins. A ladle made frmn the horn of the musk ox or a tin pan is supplied to each guest. It is capable of holding four or live of t hese chunks of me.it, and the breakfast is begun. The caters each fa-tens his teeth into one of the steaming pieces of meat, holding it with one hat,d, while With the other he severs the seized portion witli a sharp knife, and after a few mastications bolts it, and renews the operations, being always caret ul to cut downward lo avoid slicing oil the tip of his nose. Alter the meat has disappeared the soup left in the kettle, and which becomes a very rich meat tea by the simmering prot-s, is appor tioned among the guevts, giving each about a quart, when provisions aro plentiful. In wilder this soup is made as oleaginous as possible, and I have seen two inches of pure melted fat swimming on the top of it devour ed with great eagerness. The morn ing meal having been disposed of the toilet is completed by tho party in put ting on the outer suit of reindeer clothes. The head of the house then issues from his hut nud announces the state of the weather, if it is lair the party prepares for the day's j Miiney. Horned toads are selling at .v cents apiece in California, and large num bers are seen East as curiosities. Tii are harmless, and can be hand le! wita impu.iity They are cheap I"'""' bving six months on two A Watefl ily. O, etnr on tliclsenst i f die river' , marvel of lilooni nml jjiw.1 I:il yen till nu.ii-lit 'I'lv. ii iiom llsuvcn. I lilt ot till' SWI-i'll'-l 'l ll'e.' mi me whiii: ns the t ! mrlit ot nn un,;el, V' in ln' iii is stoc'i' I jn the sua, l:il yon gniw in die ( , il.li n Cily, My j'Uii' nii'l neliimt one? iy. (1:1 v t ti ll out of llciivoii: tx-ai" e me my saintly white; It slowly cji .w Ii oiii the Mni knesa Mown in the 'henry nilit. t'lcin i he iin,i. ol t!ie ,-ileiit river I won ley .'ioiy find Ul.li'e, Willie i. l-ctl not. I 1 inv 1'oel ; F.u-V li-e lo Cie. s'.vi'.-e.-t i.ic(v tl I :.'!Oi;t!l s. Men who pry into things Hur glars. You can easily tell a dogwool tree by its bark. A dentist is ro chicken. He is al ways a pull-it. A charity ent'Ttainmcnl is generally a poor" .-how. A turnip closely resembling an ele phant is on exhibition at Key West. A man closely resembling a beat can I e .-'en almost anywhere. A man in Os-cola, Mich., has three daughters, all of whom are mutes. He is probuHy the champion dumb bell raiser of th" world. It is n iu quite the style for the bridal couple to he. uo lcmr or two late, s -i i.-i to proilme the impression th-ii neither cared very much to g I married. "t'ltovdcd out to make room fur more interesting matter," .-.aid the edi tor.iis he shoved aside a plate of beans illld til' kled a pi-'. It takes but thirteen minutes to h ad ;in elephant on a train, while it t ikes twenty for ;iy sort of a woman to bid her friends good-by and lose tho check lor her trunk. It is siid th.it "out of every ono bundle 1 and nine leimi'e school teach ers, S'-ven marry every year." How awful it must be for those seven wo men to marry every year. What Ming shall I sing lor you to night -" .die asked him. ""-ing that old "-l ot'.h song, ' I caniiii leave the nuld folks yet, we'd better bide a wee.' " "Oh. (ieorge. that js a very ugly song. It sugge.-t.s procrastina tion. Let me sing that beautiful song, '.lust now.' " Landlady, handing bill to boarder: "This is the forty-seventh time, Mr. dunes, I have presented this bilk" Hoarder, taking it from her hands and examining it. critically. "Is that so,, Mrs. Sweet '. We!!, il doe.-n't show tho wear and tear at all. I hive you any idea who manufactures this paper'." 'Hie I! voiui ion of I'inicl nation. aion. the first English tuinler, had three punctuation murks the comma, the colon, and the period but says Mr. Hlades, an excellent author ity in relation to Caxtoii and every thing concerning him, it is doiti'tful if he had any idea of the principles of punctuation. Tho earliest known manuscripts, are with, ut any points, nor is there any division between the words. The confusion resulting led to the separation of words by a single dot. Then ii .space le t ween the Words superseded the dot, which was made to p'i!,, rm another Mrvioo. vi, to slo. w the division of ,i seutenec. Tho Creek grammarians were tho lirst to recognize tho limbs of a sentence. A clause they called a comma, a mem her of sentence a colon, and a com plote sentence a pcrlo I. Little atten tion, however, was paid to these divisions for a long time. .Elius Moiiiilus. who nourished in the liflh i ciitnry, and wrote a grammar which served all Europe until after the in- tit ion of printing, was the lirst to distingiti-h the-e divisions by pliving a dot iit the bottom of the line, where our lull point now i-, to designate th" comma: in the middle of the liri", where the hyphen is, for the colon; and at the top of the line, where our apostrophe is, for the full point. It. Wiis not until well into the sixteenth century that printers began delinitely adopting an acknowledged system of graduated points. I'riutms Cimtia. Kiici iiriifi'iiig Arizona 'cuius. An Arizona paper makes tho follow ing announcement: "We will pay $l'i lor a good epic poem of one hundred lines on the 'scourge of the Seventeen Year Locust.' Said poem must be sound iu w ind iind limb, but it must not be all sound; a little sense is desirable. All metaphors must be new and appli cable to the subject. No more than one poetic license to ten words will be allowed. Hhytne not absolutely neces--ary, but reason a sine qua non. No parodies allowed. We reserve to our selves tho right to work over the poems of all unsuccessful candidates into editorials on the need of a new navy nnd the failure of the wheat rop." - y

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