$I)C l)ntl)am Uccorfc II. A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PHOPIUETOK. HATES ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One stir, one insertion One square, twolnsertions One square, one month t.ou 1.50 One copy, one year - $ '.on One copy, six months .... .$.) VOL. VIII. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM 'CO., N. C NOVEMBER 26, 1885. NO. 12, For UrtffT advertisements liberal con tracts will 1)C made. Ono copy, three months . '. . TiO 3tl)c tfl)atl)nm Hccorb, fftotfam Mirk Below the Sea. Ip In the bur lliv ulil chinch lie. Beyond I ho storm -wind's power, Ilia wnvci III il whelmed ii ever play In lippliw round I lui tower. Ami if J on look iluwn lliiougll tho tide Many nuil ninny a lime Von may ciilt-li I lii' fclinum r of the etouos, . Or lirnr the sweet hell rhinio ! 1 or liny thnt dwell deep in die sen, Below the nihil nod min, 'J ho Mermen midihu Mem: tiili ns, lime IhiiIi it ni ii;itiii lln'V have mule I i-i i!m' mined wnlls Willi III. II Milium '.ill l,ul... And -licwn tin' llitlu Willi It'll Seil-tloWCI'S, An I mill ll.c ml ten sands. Ami ulii'ii n 'liiltin hoal ,-omcs l-nck Itri k -hiil.-i.:.l to 111" .lull, M ilti ihmi'i r ip'niii u! I lie liciiii, ' i wiilui ill ihi' u:,r, Tbt'ii down Ih'Iiiiv the sturmr I'oem I Im kvm'. i ni l Irf'IHiin- iiee, 'lln-.V riill nMkn tlu llnil'lliui. Ih.-ii iniiMj no iiioio fniin sen, .1ni K. lull, 111 Alayastur ol -111. "A Secret of the Sea." The following story was loll mr a f-ltoit lime ago I iy a friend, who had it only at second hand from an eye-witness of the whole nllair. My friend began thus: "The strange thing 1 am going to tell you is true; I know it because 1 have, it from a friend, or, rather a re lation, of one of tho ollicers on board the .ship. "Sonic years ago, before the exist ence of (he Suez ('unci, a largo East lniliiirnan was making her way easily, wilh light Summer winds, along through tho Indian Ocean to Calcutta. The Capo hail been passed several days before, and now, wilh charming weather, olhYcrs and passengers, to say nothing of the crew, were looking for ward to the end of what had been a pleasant, though quite uneventful, voyage "They had had nothing more serious than a 'half-gale o' wind." had met only three or four ships, homeward bound; and In spite of a score or more agreea ble passenger.!, in spite of tho last sen sation novels, of musical entertain ments, of flirtations by moonlight on deck, and even tn spite of unlimited gossip, the dayn had grown very mo notonous.a id the weeks unaccountably long; even light-hearted middies had begun to chafe and fret over the long confinement on shipboard, and the young ladies to sigh for an excitement. I take it for granted that you know that the service of the East India Company's ships was like the Naval in its organization; there were captain, lieutenants, midshipmen and petty of ficers; the ships were mounted with heavy guns, and were well armed, and manned with men trained for fighting. The voyage was long, and in time of War the Indiamm were regarded as very desirable booty. The ships were large, strongly built and very commo dious, and (iften luxuriously fitted up. The day had been hot, and th 3 light wind had died almost entirely away; the great ship rose and fell on the waves, and her sails hung loosely from the tall masts that slowly swayed back and fortli with monotonous, cracking sound one knows so well who has hern much at sea. !t was sundown,' and the short twilight of the tropics was fast deepening into night; every body had come upon deck to enjoy such whiffs of air as might be stirring, the passengers and otlieers on the quarter deck, while the crew were hanging over the Bide or lazily lounging on the neat coils of rope about the deck. "Suddenly a faint, very faint sound so faint, one knew not what it was whence it came or scarcely if there bad been a Bound at all. People asked each other about it; some had heard it nnd others had not; and after some discussion it was decided there really was nothing at all. And just as they reached that conclusion the sound came again, and a little clearer, more positive than before, so that every one heard something. 'It was the moan of the breeze through the rigging !' 'Xo, it was the bell for'ard I' It was fifty most ordinary sounds in the world, and quite a matter of course that it should have been heard; and then again it came as if it dropped from the air, and were the fob of some ffad h ear ted spirit floating by. And then the thing was 'talked over and over, and everybody had a theory, and nobody was satisfied with any of them. "Meantime it grew darker, and the great stars of the Southern World started out, making the night lumi nous with their wonderful glery. A silenee fell upon the busy tongues, and all eyes were gazing upwards, when suddenly through the hush broke the tone of a bell. Full, clear, musical it rang out, then died slowly, seeming to go further and further away, until the last faint sound came from a long dis tance off; then again sllonce, and peo ple looked strangely at each other, and almost as if they were fearful of break ing that stillness by speaking the words that hung on every lip. At last CapUin Stanley hailed the mast-hMd, " 'No, sir, nothing in sight It's a little misty up to windward.' " 'Keep a sharp lookout d'ye hear?' " '.y, ay, sir 1' "A slight puff of wind blew past the ship just enough to bear the distinct tone of the mysterious bell, and also to tell from which direction it came; it was deeper, clearer, fuller than before. Tho mystery deepened, but Captain Stanly said, quietly; 'That mist un doutedly holds the solution of the af fair; it is sunns ship's bell, as we shall see as soon as it lifts a little.' Hut hour after hour went on, and still tho midst hung low on tho water, and still the mournful sound of that bell was borne to tho ears that listened all hrough tho night on board the Dare. Few left the deck, and all night long that sad, weird tolling kept them com pany now seemingly closer to them, and again so faint and faraway. It was uncanny, and to the sensitive ones sounded liko the strokes of doom. "Just before the early dawn, while it was yet only a clear starlight, tho mist lifted, and at once came the cry from the masthead: Something to windward.' " 'What is she like?' " 'Well, it's a queer sort of a craft altogether.' " 'Mr. Crabbs, will you go up and see what you make cf her?' said Cap tain Stanley; and Mr. Crabbs, a light footed young middie, sprang tip the rigging, and in a few moments re turned, saying: " 'She, or it, . a very queer-looking thing, sir; it is pretty dark yet, but, as well as I can see, it looks like a big llalboat with a sort of house on it it lloats low in the water. And that hell sir keeps on tolling sir,' said little Crabbs, hesitatingly.' " 'Yes -.-yes we can all hear the bell plainly enough, Mr. Crabbs!' and turning to the first lieutenant, Cap tain .Stanley went on; 'Mr. Eraser, see a boat lowered away at once: send Mr. Crabbs in command of her, to board this stranger and find out what this means.' " 'A few minutes later one of the chip's boats, manned with a crew of six men, and little Crabbs in the stern, was pulling towards the tlatboat, which had become visible, from the ship's deck. There wa3 no steady wind, but a slight puff or two had been made the most of t. draw a little closer to the strange thing, and the Dure now lay almost or quite becalmed about two miles distant from it; the house or cabin the top of it at least could be seen, and a sort of crossbeam arrange ment on which hung the bell whose solemn voice was heard as the boat rose and tell with the waves; but no living soul was visible. Every glass was directed upon tho little boat as it came up alongside. Mr. Crabbs was seen to climb up the side and instant ly disappear, while in the same mo ment the boat pushed off and made for the ship, pulling in a disordered, hesitating manner, stopping for a few minutes' discussion seemingly, then their way with a long, regular stroke. "Arrived at the ship's sido, they came on bo.ird in a dazed sort of a way with whito scared fares; and upon Captain Stanley's stern demand for an explanation, they managed to teil their story. "They saw no human being, they heard sound of human voice on that haunted thing; but as Mr. Crabbs stepped upon the top of tho high bul wark, a large black figure reached up and seized him with its long arms and dragged him down; and there was a sound of rattling of chains and shrieks and yells of fendish laughter; and the thing was loaded with devils, and the Foul Fiend himself had got poor Mr. Crabbs, and they got away as fast as they could. "And sad and terrible enough It all was, and that horrible bell went on tolling an awful knell for poor, bright hearted little Crabbs. There were sobs and tears, and pale cheeks, and mourning for the lad; and after a lit tle the captain said, with a hard voice, and a set, stern look on his pleasant face: " 'Mr. Fraser, send that boat back with a fresh crew; or, rather take com mand yourself, sir take the best men and plenty of arms.' "And in a few moments the little boat went ba"k, carrying men who had rather fight a man-of-war twice their size than face a foe that was un known, and doubtless belonged to the unseen world; but they went, and res olutely, for everybody loved little Crabbs. "How earnestly and anxiously they were watched from the decks of the Dart one can well imagine. Mr. Fraser and the boatswain, well armed and revolver in hand, climbed cautious ly up the sides of the tlatboat. and wera seen to raise their heads slowly above the bulwark. And this is what they saw: a magnificent Bengal tiger of the finest breed just finishing his revolting meal 1 They fired together, and the great creature fell over an J died without a struggle. "Then the boat's crew were orderci to come up, and they carefully climbe I on board, aud with a pistol in each hand, began an exploration of the cab' in; there was no door to it, and as the) entered the wide doorway, there righd before them they saw two skeletons of a man and a woman, chained, ono against each side of the room. lie tween them, in the midst, was a brok en chain, one end still riveted to tho floor the other hung tJ the neck of the slain tiger ! "Fronting the doorway, on tho wall was written in Arabic: 'Such is my vengeance upon those who rouso my jealousy.' The ghastly tale was told. "Silent from horror, they gathered together all that was luft of the gay middie, and covering them with a boat-cloak, the Pare' men rowed back and told their story. "Lieutenant Eraser told it all to the, person who told il to me, and strangijl and horrible us it is well, you know; 'nothing i3 too strange,' or too horrible) to be true'; and my story is true." (heat Salt Lake. Great Silt Lake is in fact not n branch of tho Sea at all, but a mero shrunken remnant of a very largo fresh water lake system, like that of the still existing St. Laweuce chain. Once upon a time American geologists say a huge sheet of water, for which they have even invented a delinito name. Lako Bonneville, occupied a far larger valley among tho outliers of tho Rocky Mountains, measuring miles in one direction by ISO miles in the other. Iiesido this primitive Su perior lay a great second sheet an early Huron- (Lake Lahontan tho geologists call it) almost as big and of equally fresh water. Hy and by the precise dates are necessarily indefi nite some change in tho rainfall, un registered by any contemporary, made the waters of the big lakes shrink and evaporate. Lake Lahontan shrank away like Alice in Wonderland, till there was absolutely nothing left of it; Lako Honnevillo shrank till it attained the diminished size of the existing (ireat Salt Lake. Terrace after ter race, running in long parallel lines on the sides of the Wahsatch Mountains around, mark the various levels at which it rested for a while on its grad-1 ual downward c nirse. It Is still fall ing indeed, and the plain around is be ing gradually uncovered, forming tho whito, salt-encrusted shore with which all visitors to the Mormon city are so familiar. Hut why should tho wa'er have become briny ? Why should the evaporation of an old Superior pro duce at last a tireat Salt L ike? Well, there is a small quantity of salt in solution even in the freshest of lakes an I ponds, brought down to them by tho streams or rivers, and, as tho water of the hypothetical Lake Bonneville slowly evaporated, the salt and other mineral constituents remained behind. Thus the solution grew constantly more and more concentrated till at tho present day it is extremely saline. Prof, tieikie (to whose work the pres ent paper is much indebted) found that he floated on tho water in spite of himself; and the under sides of the steps at the bathing places are all en encrusted with Hhort stalactites of salt, produced from the drip of the bathers as they leave tho water. The mineral constituents, however, differ considerably in their proportions from those found in true salt lakes of marine origin, and the point at which salt is thrown down is still far from hav tng been reached. Great Salt Lake must simmer in the sun for many centuries yet bofore the point arrives at which (as cooks say) it begins to settle. CornhiU, She Paid Extra. A widow, whose age might have been forty, . went Into business on Grand River avenue a few weeks ago, and the first move was to get a sign painted. The services of a sign painter were secured, and when he finished his work he put on his "im print" by placing his initials 'W. A. H." down on the left hand corner of the sign. When the widow came to criticise the work she queried : "What doos 'W. A. H.' stand for?" "Why, 'Wanted, A Husband,'" re plied the painter. "Oh, yes I see," she mused. "It was very thoughtful in you, and here is a dollar extra." Detroit Free Press. The Student's Recommendation. Professor to medical student : "We will suppose another case, ity the blunder of a prescription clerk a man has taken twenty grains of cyanide of potassium. What would you recom mend ?" "I would recommend that the ob sequies be conducted in strict accord ance with his bank account and stand ing in society, sir." CliUxtgo Ledyer, tllll.DKKV.S COLUMN. flirt lire! !li, Birdie, fly! fur tho innple-tico, Win-re niir nost is hi. I ko cuniiiiiuly, With simi'Iot flames ib nklii.o, I see. I'm- Aiiliiiini, that wanton, gold-haired boy, Uottms wild, with ti flaming torch for toy, Ami ho liroi tho tio.'i wilh a iwklos joy. I(n l ho mnifi'H mantle tlm blight nrk fall On the rrerpiiiK wotxlltiiia iilon the wnll; On the Hlimly uak-tiees, etaui'h ninl tall. l)h, llinlie, lly! to Die .Soiilhhiii.l hir, for Ihn wikhU aro Mainx huneatli our ttky, Am! yum homo is un tiro, llirilie, fly! ICfllur II. Tifltimj, in SI. ,VirW. A boy camo to tho door of a lady's house and asked if she did not want some berries, for he had been all uay gathering them. "Yes," caid tho lady, "I will take them." So she took tho basket and stepped into the house, tho boy remain ing outside, whistling to some canary birds hanging in their cage on the porch. "Why don't you como in and see that I measure your berriea rig said the lady. "How do you know but I may cheat you?" "I am not afraid," said tho boy, "for you would get the worst of it." "Get the worst of it!" said the lady. "What do you mean by that?" "Why, inar'm," said the boy, "I should only lose my berries, and you would make yourself a thief. Don't you think that would be getting the worst of it?" The boy was right. He who steals or does anj thing wrong or mean just to gain a few pennies or a few dollars, loads himself down with a sin which is worse than fill the gain. "Let this bo borno in miud: The one who does a wrong to another always gets the worst of it." A C.rli.rnii. (ilrl. Ho was a bouncing big turkey, and they hung him by tho heels, so that his pose almost touched the walk just out tide the butcher's shop. A little girl was standing there watching it. You could see that she w as a hungry little girl, and, worse than that, she was cold too, for her shawl had to do for hood and almost everything else. Xo one was looking, and so she put out a little red hand nnd gave the great tur ipy a push, and he swung back and forth, almost making the huge iron look creak, he was so heavy. "What a splendid big turkey!" Tho poor little girl turned round, and there was another little girl look ing at the turkey too. She was out walking with her dolls, and had on a cloak witli real fur all around the edges, and she hada real muff, w hite, with little black spots over it. "Good morning, miss," said the utchermau. You see. he knew the ittle girl with tho muff perfee' well. "That's a big turkey, Mr. Martin." "Yes," said the poor girl timidly; he's the biggost I ever saw in my life. He must bo splendid to eat." "Pooh !" said tho little girl with the muff; "he isn't any bigger than tho t ne toy pupa brought, homo tor Thanks giving to-morrow, 1 know." "Could I have a leg if I came for it o-morrow?" asked tho poor little girl loftly. "What ! haven't you a whole tur key?" "Xever had one in my life," said the poor little girl. "Then you shall have have this one 'aid the. little lady with the muff. 'Mr. Martin, I've got some money in ny sivings bank at home, and my fin pa said 1 could do just as I wanted lo with it; and I'm going to buy the turkey for this little girl." The poor little girl's eyes grew so wy largo you would not have known jhem: "1 shall love you always so nuch so very, very much; and I'll o home for Foxy to help. Foxy is ay brother, and I know we can carry im." I have not room to tell you all about I'.; but the poor little girl got her tur key and papa his bill. "What's this?" said he "another turkey; eighteen pounds; three dollars nnd sixty cents." That's all right," said the little girl who had the muff. "I bought him, and gave him to a poor little girl who never ate one; nnd the money ia In my iron bank." The bank was opened, and there were just four big pennies in it. A very generous little girl was this jf whom the Xew York Tribune tells us this story; but, like some others of us, she was generous with the money of some one elsa Centipedes, hiich as abound In Xew Mexico, make their attacks at night. They are armed with about 2i0 little lances lashed to the toe of each foot of which they have several -and at the late of each lance in a tiny sack of venom. STORY OF TWO CORPORALS An Ex-Confederate's Remin iscence of the War. j Why the Hatred of One Man for Another Turned to Affection. lleing, as 1 am, a man of no educa tion never have been given a fair show In my younger days the reader is asked to excuse my plain language and bad grammar. You mu.-it know that I belonged to the Fifteenth Alabama infantry, nd that we went to the front pretty early in the war. We thus had our pick of good men. In my company the third corporal was a powerful big chap named Sam Chapin, who had been verseer on a plantation' near Hunts ville. He was not only big and pow erful but his habits had made a selfish, overbearing and cruel man of him. He hadn't been in tho company a week liefore half the men were down on lii tn for his meanness. Dig Sain also had his dislikes, but :here was one man he hated in partic ilar. I shouldn't have said man, for jo was only ahoy 17 years old -slim, n.'ilc-faced and as timid in look as a jirl. Sam took a hatred of this boy )n sight, and he let no occasion pass ;o nag him and render his hard lot still harder. Jiuiniie, as the boy was :ulled, had no compl'iint to make. He tvas of a forgiving disposition, and no natter what he felt or thought, wn lever heard him condemning anybody by word of mouth. Some of us would 'lave killed ltig Sain bad we been in Mininie's place, but such a thing as triking back seemed never to have Jccurred to tlie boy. Well, one day when a part of our regiment was cut )tl from the hrigado by a flank move lient of the Union troops, and our situation was desperate, our captain steps out and says: "Hoys, I want to send word to I'olonel . Where's the man who'll :ake it?" Me was looking right at Hig Sam all .he time, but that individual turned '.wo shades whiter, and hid himself in .he rear ranks, muttering that nobody nit a fool would try to push past .'000 Yankee muskets with the message. The first thing we knew .linimle had nounted a horse from which some of icer had been shot and was riding way. How he ever ran that, gaunt et ith his lifo was more than I could ell, but he did get through, and down :;amo enough of our forces to help us )iit of the box. This was new cause for l!ig Sam to late Jiininie. Tho boy had not only xhiblted greater courage in the face )f danger, and right before us all, but us was promoted to second corporal. This was a promotion right over the aead of liig Sam. and he felt it to the ?mls of his lingers. He couldn't nag '.he boy any more, and I have no doubt ae swore a solemn oath to kill him at .ho first opportunity. Indeed, he Dinted as much, and became so ugly ind nbusive tn all that some of us wanted to kill him. Well, in about six weeks we had another tusslo with tho Yanks. We rot into it hot and heavy, and as we were driving them for the moment 1 found myself alongside of l!lg Sam. We were disputing for a rise of ground, ind far in advance of us, carrying the ilag which the color-bearer had dropp id as a bullet had hit him, was Corpo ral Jimmie. I was feeling proud to see him there, when, as heaven is my Indue, 1 saw ltig Sam raise his musket. :ake deliberate aim at the boy, and lext momuut Corporal Jimmie went lown. It was a hurlybtirly time, with grape and lead cutting all around us, and 1 r't the incident pass for a time, de termined, though, that liig Sam should pay the forfeit after the battle. We kept on and on, but as. we rose ;ho hill we were checked. In five minutes more wo were being driven, ind that was how it came about that Corporal Jimm'e, witli his left arm aroken by I!ig Sam's bullet, found limself lying beside the ex-overseer, who had a Yankee bullet iu his leg. There were plenty of others wounded, tnd some dead ones, too, but our two T.en lay almost sido by side, liig San was groaning, cursing and whining ike the coward he w as, when a can ,een was held within reach and a voice laid: "Take it, comrade a drink will use your pain." "W-what! is it you ?" exclaimed the overseer as he rose up on his elbow Ind gazed at Jimmie. "Yes; both of us are down, but you rre hit the worst. Can I holp you?" "You help me?" "Of course." It paralyzed Hig Sam to meet with Inch words from the man he had tried l kill. After a time he groaned out : "Say, Jimmie, ydu orter shoot me ihrough the head." What forV "Cause, I'm the man that fired that ' bullet into you." I "Well, 1 don't want revenge. I'm now ablo to crawl away, but I won't leave you." Tho Yanks were massing artillery to play on the rise of ground and what does Corporal Jimmie do but get up in the face of all the sharp-shooters and wounded and faint as he was, half drag, half carry Hig Sam into a shel tered ravine. More'n that, lie binds up his wound, and makos him pretty com fortable, and there we found 'em along towards night, when a grand charge finally gave us the ground. You remember, 1 hud seen Dig Sam draw a bead on the boy, but when 1 went to make a stir over it Corporal J i in in ie said: "Please don't! lie has been punished enough. 1 think he will be a changed man." And so he was. They took to each other like twin ducks, and were the fasted, firmest friends you ever saw. Dig Sam dropped all mean ways, and within a year was orderly sergeant ol the company, while Corporal Jimmie was a lieutenant. 'Hie Kile or "Siillee." Since the advent of the Drilish into power in India the fearful rite of sut tee, which condemned to be burnt along with her husband his widows, has been prevented; and though, even at this day, a Hindustani burning is a sight by no means pleasant, it was much more fearful when alon with the burnitigdead husband were burned one or more of his late wives. The first time when that sacrilice was clearly brought home to English men was when -lob Ciiarnock, half pirate, half adventurer, saved the life of a beautiful Dungaleo widow as she w.is being thrust upon the burning pyre of her Into husband Job Char nock laid the foundation of the pres ent Capital of India, Calcutta, and it was at its present site where the gal lant sailor performed this hazardous saving feat. Charnock had penetrat ed up the Hoogly, in quest of advent ures, and seeing from his vessel prep aration for tho burning of a Hindoo he watched the process with curious ex citement; but when It came to cremat ing living people, and above all a young woman, all the generous impul ses of the sailor's heart were stirred, and calling to his comrades he leaped ashore, and with the aid of their knives he dispersed the heathens, and afterward married the woman and founded Culcutta. San Fraw -. E.c- tt miner. The Jolly Japanese. "All life is a joke to the Japanese," said Lieut Wyckoff of the hydrograph ic bureau, who lived in Japan for live years. "During all that time I never saw any one angry. I hardly believe they could lose their tempers if they should try. They can kill or be killed with the most perfect saroir aire. The trades-people will cheat you out nf your eyes if you let them, and a good many would rather lie than tell the truth. J int. there is really no mal ice in it all. If you find them out they w ill simply laugh in your face, as if to say they thought they were clev er in trying to take you in, but that yon were still more clever in catching them. I was personally acqainted with the Cabinet, who really constitute tho ruling power. They carried on the Government as if it were a big pieco of fun. The Mikado is the only one who is expected to look at life grave ly, and he makes up in his existence for the levity of all his subjects. He is so completely secluded that he may bo said to live in a tomb. Altogether, Japan is a delightful place to live in, and American and English naval officers who go there always hate to leave. Aside from the charms of country and climato, I put its peoplo for hospitality, warmth, and cheerful ness against any nation on earth." ihnahn Hi raid. Sam Jones, the Kevivallst. Sam Jones was born in Alabama about the year 1847. In his youth his parents moved to Georgia, where he was brought up. He comes of a family of Methodist preachers, but in his youth was wild and dissipated. He st' died law, and had just entered upon the practice of his profession when his father d.ed. The old gentleman, who was a most sincere. God-fearing man, on his death-bed urged his son to repentance, and the young man dates his conversion from that hour Having forsaken his dissipated habits and his wild companions, he also de cided to give up the profession of the law and enter the ministry. He was first licensed to preach by the Atlanta, conference in 187?, and since that timo he has preached with great suc cess and conducted revivals in nearly every city in the South and Southwest' Shortly after entering upon his careec as an evangelist Mr. Jones marriel Miss Laura McElwain of Emincncd Kv. Chi:ao Inter-Ocean. Year In? for the Eud. Jlinnllie toft and low, U wlnapciing wind, Ahove the l.uilcil kirh-ch deep, Where llinne who loved me long ego Forgot the world and fell nnicrp. No lowi'iinj,' rthnft, or m ulplined um, Or inHii-oieiiin's onii!y pride, T'll to llie em inns p:iHiT-liy 'limit' virtu- or I he time they died. I count the old, l iinil inr names, o'ergiown wilh moss nnd lichen ((ray, Where tiinylc'l hiier and creeping vino Actoriflthe riiiiiililin liihlcts Rtray. 'Hid miinnier i-Ky is softly lilue; 'lho liit'.lhsiiil sing the swoot, old strain; Hut something liom lho summer time Ii cone, '',at " '" nul como again. So many voices have heen hushed, So many songs Rave ceased tor nyo, So many lian.ln I urd to touch Are Joldeil over litmus ol clay. The noi-y woild recedes from mo: I ccai.0 to liear its praise or hlnmei "J'he mosy mai'iliM echo hack No hollow sound of empty faino. I only know that culm nnd still They sleep hc.vond lilo's woe nnd wail, Beyond the fleet of sailing rlomU, lievond lho shadow ol ihn vnlo. I only feel that, litcd and worn, I halt upon the highway 'line. And gs.o wilh yearning eyes beyond On fie! Is that shine supremely lair. Ph llii'Mih in Jtecord. III'MOROIS. The proper dessert for an under aker is berry pie. A man isn't necessarily relattd to a ion because he lays bricks. An astonishing sigu at a tobacco list's in Paris: "No Smoking." The school ma'am who married a anner had evidently a glimmering of be litness of things. Notwithstanding the depression In uisiness circles, the business of the hief seems lo be picking up. What is the worst tiling about rich 's?" asked tho Sunday school superin endent. And the new boy said, "Not, laving any." "Tho way to sleep," says ascient -t. 'is to think of nothing." Hut this is i mistake. The way to bleep is to hinli it is time to get up. A contest bid ween two dentists us o which of the two could take out nost teeth in n given time resulted, as vas expected, in a draw. After all, it is the condition of trade hat regulates tho fashions. Nearly ill kinds of garments are worn longer n dull times than in prosperous imcs. A young man who was jilted by his jirl, and subsequently married her, iays she treated him like a bottle of latent medicine. He was "shaken" lefore taken. A writer has discovered that per mns in captivity live a very short time. This may be a rule, but we enow of some married men who havo ittained a remarkablo age. Naturalists say that the feet of the oininon working honey bee "exhibit Jio combination of a basket, a brush Ind a pair of pincers." This may be .rue, but we never knew before that a lasket, a brush and a pair of pincers vero so warm to the touch. Kcllclliinlors at Washington. Oh, thoso relic-hunters ! They seized on everything that they ould pull npart. At General Grant's irsl inauguration, the President had carcely retired from the grandstand, vhen a crowd of citizens clambered ip the sides from the ground below, ind, wit'. in a minute, the chair w hich he Chief Magistrate bad occupied vas split into a score of fragments, )ne man capturing a leg of it, another in arm, another a part of a rung, nnd ill marching away with them as tro phies of the event I After the funer il ceremonies over Senator Sumner, he relic-hunters sought to obtain lieces of the mourning emblem iround his vacant chair. The crape vas cut into bits by a score of knives, nileed, the jack -knives even attacked he mahogany of the desk itself, and i policeman had to be stationed at he chair ! The relic-hunters go to Mount Ver ion to visit tho tomb of Washington, Ind break the mortar and rocks from :he walls of the old vault, cut twigf from the shubbery and trees, and ear ly away any littlo thing that will erve as a memento of the place ! St. Nit hulas. What the Matter Was. "So Clara Felton is married ?" said me Clifton be'le to another. "Yes, married last week in New York." 'Whowas the man ?" "Mr. Clarence McSpouter." "What, that fellow we met at Bar Harbor ?" "Tho same one." "Gracious me, how did she come to niarry that green thing ?" "Oh," was the reply, In a commiser ating tone, "poor Clara was always a 'ittle color blind, you know. Her. .haul Traveller,

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