mi &l)c v)atI)om ttccorb. 11. A. IOIlOIV, EDITOR AND rilOl'UIETOH. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, Ooo eupy, oiio year 'i-flo One copy, nix month . - - $1.00 vfi8 oopy, three months ... !i0 v Only n Boy. Only boy? Only a healthy aii1 rosy five. Iteming of niin huiI pricf ii 1 ri , Save when at times tin- shadows play Like tin' light clouds on a sunnimr's biy. Only a loy; Only a loving and trusting heart. Tliat throlw ami strains for a loiif life's start, Tlint. yii'liis in love to flu- gent h touch Of kui who will chide- nut overmuch. nly a ly i Only im carm-st ami longing soul Through which wild fancies and wishes roll, IVvring from out. those eager eyes At Mir iiutriisl world that around them lies. t inly a boy f Only thr p-rni of some unknown gain To a world that wavers 'twix joy and aln, TrII mc of U-tter gift who can. To give to thr world, thun nn honest man. Only a hoyf Only n man with a saddened faro. Hearing of grief and sin tlir trai-r. Craving a low that might rlransr thr stain Of til - old lli'inlii, that will conic again. Only a l-oy f Only a sj i it that soars at lost O'rr thr . h in and lilimlrs of a pretty past, Hardp led. '-ut faithful, saddened, but true, Saved b-.c thr praise is not for you. Ihnrlntlr II. Cotirsdi. The Waif of the Plains. An cuelless sea of sandy plain, almost a lend level, save the sand dunes which here ami there, like billows from some far-:. IT sea beating upon the-e ndless shore, i-rossi'd the country in long lines lost in the (list iniv, cactus, :igi--hiish, and a few wiM (lowers of vivid coloring, w hose very eisenee on the dry desert waste wa.s a marvel, composing the only vege tation v'siblr. Occasionally in the dis tance, alone; the banks of the sluggish, turbid river which flows hundreds of miles across the desert, could !: seen a f w coitonwiHiils anil willows which torin th cover for niimcroiis antelope. Away in the opposite direction, however, stretching intu the far distance until lost in the hori.on, was the same dreary, tno notono is level waste. It w as early morn ing, ii ii-1 the sun was shooting its hori zontal lay- across the glistening sands. Two lues in, M were riding along the trail, when u small object, moving slow ly along, sometimes seemingly walking upright, anon crawling mi the ground, excited their ntlentiou and curiosity. Nearer the object comes and. wonder of wonders, the men discover while yet lit some distance that it is a human be-ing, apparently a child. Turning their horses they rapidly approach the waif on this waterless sea, and discover a child of perhaps 5 years of age. now walking then falling to thi' ground i-i its apparently aimless journey. I'p ai reaching (he lonely atom of humanity it is found (o be 11 girl w ith lace and Irifuls m ratehed and bleeding and clothing torn nearly shreds from frequent contact with the thorns of the cruel cactus. I'pon the iipproach of the men she ceased ler cry ing and gaoe at t In in with a lightened look. Where did she come limn and how did she jo t hen Did she drop from the clouds.' Nothing else of life whs visihlc; the whole expanse of plain was a blank. It was some time before the child could be leas .iireil anil coaxed to talk, . ml then only incoherently be tween her sobs. The men gathered that tome time about daybreak an emigrant ruin of two wagons with the child's parents am! several other persons had been attacked by Indians, the women carried off, and the men nil killed. The child tried to indicate the place of the: massacre-, but was so bew ildered by her wandering that it was impossible to learn anything from her confused talk. One of the men took the little thing on I. is horse in front of him, and after a fruit less search for an hour or two, the men pushed on, us the sun was getting high in the heavens and there was a long jour ney lieforr them ere arriving at the ranch and cuttle corral for which they wen- hound and wished to reach licforc night. After wune hours of hard riding their destination was reached without incident. On the following day one of the men at the ranch, having business in Denver, brought the foundling to the then young city. The child's story ex cited considerable attention and Rmypa thy from the citizens, and a childless married lady of West Denver named Clark, who had crossed the plains some years before, adopted the waif as her own. The only name the child could give was Rita, nnd there was nothing about her clothing or person to indicate who her parentis were or where she came from. All she knew of her former home wan that it was in a large city far away. Rita grew rapidly, and in the course of several years bid fair to liecome a beauti ful young lady. Her foster parents were in thriving circumstances, and lavished their means freely on the education of the child, whom they cherished and lov ed as if ahe were of their flesh and blood. One day Mr. Clark, having business at Pueblo, was induced by a friend to visit the insane asylum. The official, in ac companying them through the different wards, explained the various phases and peculiarities of the fancies of the patients. Finally they reached an apartment occu pied by a woman, whose case, the official explained, was rather icculiar. She was rescued from the Chcycnnes several years go by the troops. How long she had fife Ctottoi Ajerarb VOL. VIII. lieen a captive was not known, but it is supposed that thr indignities she had suffered nnd the horrors she had passed through had turned her brain, as when found she was insane, mid ever since the burden "f her talk had been massae-ie. tights, and nil the horrors of Indian bru talities. Then she seems to have II child for whom she is constantly c alling. The party entered the room ami found quite a lady-like looking person, who at first re ceived them pleasantly and as any sane person would. Something about her features, which, although careworn and haggard, gave evidence of former beauty, struck Mr. Clark as of some one he had seen before. After a few moments' con versation with him, she startled him with the question : "Where is my Kit a? You have taken her from me my beautiful child." Mr. Clark was so nstonished for a moment that he could not speak. After recovering somewhat from his surprise, he endeavored to question her, but could get no intelligible answer, and after some little delay left the asylum. The interview, however, preyed on his mind, and on his return home he commu nicated to his wife the strange interview. She, with a woman's quick perception, at once jumped to a conclusion, w hich suc ceeding events proved to be correct, II was finally arranged between them that Kita, should he taken with them to the asylum and Mis. Clark's theory tested. Accordingly on the pretense, of an excur sion the three took the train one day and arriving at I'lieblo proceeded at once to the asylum. Alter a slight delay they wi re shown into the crazy woman's room. At first she did not sec the girl, then in looking at her visitors she suddenly dis covered her and with a cry that was hardly human in its intensity she threw herself upon her screaming: "Kita. my Kit-i!" hugging and kissing her nnd crying at the same time, the tears, proba bly the first shed for years, rolling her checks. . The frightened girl endeavored at first to disengage herself, but at a re assuring sign from Mrs. Clark submitted to the caresses of the insane woman. With considerable difficulty they tore themselves iitt ay from her, and, making 11 solemn promise to return the next day, tiny departed. (In the following morn ing, according to promise, they culled at tin- institution and learned that a won derful change had come over the patient, that instead of raving the whole night lonu, she had been very quiet ami had wept a gn at deal. Iteiug shown into her presence, she seenieil only to see Uita, who, having been instructed by her fos ter parents, subinitted to the caresses lavished upon her, but in : more quiet manner, !y the tmfoi tim.itc woman. Keelinu snti-tied that her sii-pieioiis were correct. Mrs. Clark insisted upon remain ing in I'lieblo for a lew days, dming which frequent visits were made to the asylum, the woman seeming to become more sane with e.e h visit and talking more coherently about the past. Finally the whole ciie l III toly was told by her, proving beyond a doubt that she was the long lost mother of Hil l. Ibr discharge was easily sei tired. theChuks agrcciiie. care for her, and she was taken to the pleasant Denver home, where she entirely recovered after a time. Kita, blessed with the love of two mothers, was happi er if anything than before, and some time afterward married an estimable gentle man of menus, being comfortably dower ed by her foster parents, is living in a co.y dwelling Nui Broadway with her mother and husband, nn ornament to the circle in which she moves. Ihiivtr .Vfif. liaising Mules. Col. Joe Marley, of Kipley, Trim., who is ns well known for his elevated charac ter as for his genial hospitality, has of late years turned apart of his attention to mule raising.. His method is us sim ple and economical as it is effective. He owns a large body of land situated near the Mississippi river in Lauderdale coun ty, covered with a luxuriant growth of cane. In the midst of this cane he fells a sufficient number of trees for the pur pose, bores a number of large auger holes in the logs, and fills the holes with salt. Under the lead of an intelligent gray marc, whose habits have been fixed and whose temper has been mellowed by the flight of -year, he turns his mules into this magnifieient cane pasture, from weanlings up, where they remain until ready fur market. The lick-logs arc their homes, the trees their only shelter. Their feed is costless. The old mare gives them motherly care and direction restraining them from running away in search of "wild-out," and inviting them to regular festivals at the lick-logs. The mules thus brought up are well grown strong and hardy, with compac t muscles, and are equal, if not superior to those raised within fence bounds, besides being unacquainted with many of the more con spicuous vices contracted by the latter during their playful youth. XiuhtUU (Tenn.) American. Corn and Corns. sec by the papers that in Kansas the yield of corn is forty to the acre. Isn't that remarkable!" "Not at all; only it scents to me that item is upside down." "I'pside down?" "Yes. My expcrienc" is that the yield is about forty achcrs to the corn. Get off my foot, pleane." Call. o o o w PITTSBORO', MavlgatiMf I'mler Water. Submarine navigation seem- to bo c ing ahead of late, tiotibet of Paris, who four years ago constructed a Mibinari!" fioat with Mich su ss as to receive an order from the Kussiau Government for three hundred sets of his machinery, has now improved his device, lit the liuss'mil boats the locomotion was effected by a rrrw of four men, woiVing treadles; now electricity is thr inoter, tin- speed obtain ed being five knots. The crew can ac cordingly be reduced to an officer and one man, who enter the c raft at the top by a dome-shapeil hatch, secured with hinges and bolts, and tilting; into a rub ber lined recess. In 11 reservoir is a sup ply of compressed air said to be sufficient to last the two men for ten hours, while the carbonic acid they give off is absorbed by caustic potash distributed through the boat. In this, m in all submarine craft, the object is not pleasure, for little of that is to be had, but warfare. At one end of the boat is fastened a torpedo, charged with 110 pounds of dynamite, arranged so as to be operated from with in. A discription of this boat, given in a recent number of Kiniiiiti-riini, shows that there are seven glazed openings in the hull, with glass half an inch thick, protected by external grating and inter nal shutters. The two men sit back to back on the compressed air reservoirs. The c raft seems to be full of machinery, except in the space occupied by the men, and their heads go up into the dome. Hut the boat can thus be made small and compact, 41111 lobe rowed with oars if the dynamo fails. There is a pump for expelling water from the reservoirs, when the boat has to rise, and these res crvoirs, which effect the immersion of the boat, are divided into several com partments to prevent the water in them from surging forth and back. Then is an air pump for extracting; the vitiated air, and u double-acting pump to secure the stability of the vessel. As a safety appliance a heavy weight is attached to the bottom of the boat, which may be re leased and dropped off in ease- of an acci dent requiring a rapid ascent. An explo sive signal for help can also be sent to the surface. When the two men enter thr boat lin y turn on the compressed air. which is passed through the wati r reservoirs so as to become humid, and start the eleetiieal motor. The officer steers the boat under the ship to be uttaiheil; and when the right position is gained In- casts off' the torpedo, which floats up and attaches it self to the vessi 1 by emit rivam es provid ed fur the purpose. The bnal tin n rap idly withdraws, and lit :i s;,fe distance explodes the torpedo by electricity. This, ,,t least, is tin theory ol Mr. Goubet. .V ir Sun. fold Waves. Lieutenant T. M. Woodruff of Hie Fifth Infantry, who is acting Signal offi cer, has bi en making a special study of "cold waves." lie has found that a fall of temperature succeeds an area of low barometer, and a rise precedes such area; and that in general the reverse is true of an area of high barotnelor, vi, that a fall precedes and a rise follows it ; but w in til er these phenomena have the relation of cause ami effect cannot, as it at h ast, be determined. About fifteen per cent, of the cold waves observed collie front the I'acilie coast and eighty five m t cent, originate east of the Kocky Mountains, or came down the east side of these moun tains from the liritish northwest territory. All of the cold waves traced call during these six months in eac h year appeared first at Helena, Mmt., except five, which live were felt at Kismark, Dak., before being felt at Helena; and we must con clude, says Lieutenant. Woodruff, that they have their origin in the vast regions, of ice and snow near the Arctic circle, far to the north of the observing stations. It often happens that a cold wave sets in from the extreme Northwest, and upon reaching the Mississippi Valley divides, a part going northeast to the lower lake re gion and the other part southward to the Gulf States; in cither case the intensity appears to be greatly diminished. This action seems generally to be due to the sudden development of a storm home where in the southern part of the Missouri Valley. Another frequent feature is that after a cold wave commences the temper ature continues to fall in the northwest, and another wave is formed entirely dis tinct from the first, from which it becomes separated by a warm wave; the warm wave in only a narrow belt, but the cold waves ore perfec tly distinct. It Cored the Cut. ' A man recently cured his cat of get ting U)on the table in search of proven der. He left some nitro-glyeerine in a saucer close to the edge of the table and poured a little milk on it, then went out and waited. As he peeked through the window he saw the cat jump upon the table. He smiled. Soon the cat found the milk, and in drinking it put its paw into the saucer. The man laughed aloud with glee. Then he heard a noise, and slowly got up from a corn -field over the fence, picked several cords of splinters out of himself and started into the house to see how the cat felt, but was surprised when he found the cat had gone and taken the house with her. CHATHAM CO., N. C., CHIMMEVS COLUMN. NothlliK I.Ike Molhrr'aNlMM. A kiss hen I wake in the morning A kiss when I go to lust, A kiss when I burn my llngriN, A kiss when I hump tin head. A kiss nhrn my bath is over, A kiss when my Lath Is-giim, My mother's as full of kisses As nurse is full of pins. A kiss when I play with my rnttla, A kiss when I pull ln-r hair, She covered me over w ith kisses The day that I fell down smir. A kiss when I give her trouble, A kiss when I give ln-r jny. There's nothing like nmthnr's kisses To her own little Imh.v lny. Jumbo as (.rittleman- Mr. Itanium scrub the following short account of Jumbo's introduction to J herd of elephants: "The dav after Jumbo's arriviiPat Madison Square Garden we resolved to introduce him to the thirty-five Indian elephants which we had there. Some of us feared the result, but Scott insisted that Jiimho was too much of a gentleman to misbehave. So we placed our thirty- five elephants in a row, each being chained one leg to a post, and then Scott led Jumbo in. He passed in front of the string of elephants, looking nt first a lit tie surprised, as did all the other ele phants when tin y first discovered him approaching. Hut Jumbo and all the other elephants at once looked kindly, and each extended its trunk as Jumbo passed, which be fondly took with his ow n trunk, giving each elephant a kind caress. Mutual affection seemed at once; established, and it extended without in terruption till the day of his death." A CTIiliirsr f.ume.ttnikB. " Loy Yow, a bright, red cheeked lit tic Chinese girl, "blinded" her eyes and eyes and the rest of the players fell into line with their bands held open in cup shape behind them, while Wong I lay circled around the line lightly touching the open hands as she passed, and croon ing in a peculiar ( hiuesc sing-song tone the following little game-song, much as American children sing, " Tread, tre nd the green grass," or " Green gravel, green gravel, Imw green the grass grows" : " I'ome maiden ntl. and st.-iml in tine, I'm back your Hotter like hands to nihi" Tile pledge now tiles, it (lies nttay To the Kaslern laud to the land of day. "1'is the lantern IohsI 1 Ninth iiinon comniajids! Now. maidens, lilt your tlmver like hands '' To ,oy Yow. whom they now called " Hi li'-Youi lives." Wong Hay now sang: 'Come, thunder shone:-, with all your power. And o'ii this lour ting led th'tvei !" Meantime, us she .;,n;. she had drop ped in one of the h inds the little pledge -a thimble or some little keepsake selec ted for I he occasion, nuchas American children Use u button in a similar game. At the words. ' Maidens, lift your gold I'll flower hands," as it i; literally trans lated, all the hands were raised high above their heads, but closely shut, so thai le c ould tell who held the little pledge. At the words address,,! to Hide Your -Kyes," Loy Yow came out from the shed, and, using a long stick as if it were a wand, (minted to the one whom she suspected of having the little pledge. She was not. successful, however, for the hands opened and nothing was found there. So she had to try it all over; while Wong Hay walked about again, and sang the little oriental melody. The second time, she looked very c losely in the faces of her Chinese play fellows, ami she saw o funny a look on lui l-'ah's that she immediately pointed her out. Qui Fah's hands were opened amid much laughter ami merriment, ami there was tin- sought-for keepsake! Then they changed places, and Qui Fall lc ciuiiu " Hide-Your-Kves. St. JVVi-Ae. An Interstlng Discovery. General Meredith Ki nd, iu his speech at the banquet given in Philadelphia by the l' nnsylvania Historical Society on the '.'Willi anniversary of thr introduction of printing into the middle colonies, an nounced an interesting discovery which he made when 1'iiited States Minister in Greece. In speaking of Franklin he said: "Wherever types are set, or the electric spark may wander ami work. Franklin's name is coinineiiiora:i il The most re markable result of Franklin's discoveries, the e lectric- teli gi iph, owes its name to that mother of civilization, the Greek language, and it ,, remarkable fact that the venerable roeks which watch over the violet-crowned city of Athens have assumed the philosopher's features. For I discovered ninny years ago, while daily scanning the outlines of the ancient Acropolis, that the northwestern profile looking toward Mars Hill and the sea is as perfect a likeness of Franklin as the southeastern is of Washington. It is a happy and a striking coincidence, that the father of our country and the man whose key unlocked the mysteries of the universe look down from that classic hill from whence flowed the influences which gave to mankind the sciences and the nrt of hot governing too much." A liquid black lead for polishing stoves is made hy adding to each pound of black 'cad one gill of turpentine, one gill of water, and one ounce of sugar. FEBRUARY 4, 1886. TRKI'TS OF TI'IIKKAX. Scenes to Ip Witnessed in n Persian Thorough lure. flow the Tradesmen Ply Their Various Occupations iu tlio Open Air. S. O. W. Itenjamin, recently I'nited talis minister at the court of I'eisia, de icribes his impressions of that country in t.he Century. He say s: "In such a climate is thai of Tebvrati life is naturally passed hiefly in the npen air. The chill of win 'er, rarely severe, seems to make little iiffrreiicc in the habits of the people, rile shops arc all open to the streets; the . ustoiners stand outside, and even the diop-kecper attends to most of his busi ness from the exterior of the shop. If TTc is a linker, grocer, orcosterinonger, in ill probability he and the customer both stand in the street, retreating into the shop only when a string of cami ls or a lashing cortege forces them I" move out ,if the way. A carpenter may frequently be seen arranging a piece of joinery mi the pavement in front of his shop. The schools often iu im wise differ from the shops; in the miiKt of a crowded thor oughfare one may see twenty ot thirty lads scaled on their heeK repeating the lesson together in monotonous tone. "Another common sight in the streets of Teheran is the itinerant barber. The Koran enjoins the ma-i uline Mohamme dan to shave his crown. The Sunnees shave the entire head excepting a long lock ill the center whereby, it is said, the archangel may pluck them out of (Ingraft-. But the Sheahs or Persian Mus sulmans shave from the forehead to the n:i f the neck, leaving a highly pri.ed lock on each side. Il is. therefore, com mon to see a man of the lower classes scaled on the pavement, going through the operation of having Ins head shaved. The remaining hair and tie1 beard are dyed, and it is rare that one sees gray hairs iu Teheran. The first tint applied is henna, an orange yellow vegetable dye. Many consider this so handsome as to prefer it without the further application of indigo which most select. The last tint, combined with the henna, imparls a durable and rather agreeable dark brown color to the hair. The worn- en also have their hair .hed and join the i. I.ions will, tli, ii. n I! .-hisses make use of the bath at h ast once a week. the wealthy h.' ing steam b ulls att.n bed to their dwellings. .No Christain is ever permitted admittance to the baths of the Persians. The public baths an-wer the purpose of c tubs and si w ing c ircles ; t he women go in the morning, take their sewing with them, and, alter being thor oiigly steamed and si nil. I.. d. devote wv eral hours o smoking the "kalian," t in broidei iug, and disi losing the scandal of the tieighborh I. whichthiy a-sjiioii-lv circulate on tlu ir n turn home. "Another street sio, ,,f Teheran is the tea house, cqtiivalcul I i the coffee house of Constantinople or the beer gaiden of Munich. These establishment - are gen e rally thronged towards the ,-lo.e of the day.' "Iloth w ine-ilrlnking .mil card playing are lot -hie bleu to true believers, and t here lore, neither is seen in these places of pub lie resort. Hut both are freely indulged in at home. The card playcrsof Persia use a set of twenty cards in five suils of four each. "It is an interest iug f.-u l thai Ann rica luu-t relinquish the claim of having in vented the gambler's favorite game of poker, for it was known in Pe-rsia centur ies ago. The game playe d by the Per sians is iu principle poker or brag pure and simple, and betting often runs high with them. "Another characte-ristic sight in thr streets of Teheran is the bread. Persian bread is made in sheets the thickness of sole leather; the best epiality is somewhat thinner. It is formed in the shape and size of n side of leather. The baker with hare arms dexterously raises a sheet of this dough from the- counter where' it is rolled out, tosses and rolls it over his left arm until reduced to the proper tenuity. With a rapid fling of both arms he then spreads it over the hot floor of the oven. In a few moments it is baked and spread out to cool. If there is a convenient ledge ill the street near the shop, one may see it cove reel with layers uf bread. This bread is cheap, one cent a sheet, and what is more it is sweet and nourishing, and, with curds, cheese, ami fruit, forms a staple artic le of diet with a Iargn part of the population. Conseepieiitly, one constantly meets with people carrying sheets of bread home with them, the women holding them in front like leather aprons." Why Ladles arc Called I Mirks. Because they are not all tame. Because there is a good ileal of sport to be got out of the wild ones. Itecause they may be captured. Because they may be sold. Because, as proved by the re sults of pub lic examinations, they may be plucked. Because, as we can se e in the illustrated ncwspaicrs, they may ho drawn. Be cause they may lc beautifully done, a good deal of butter being usually em ployed in the process. Because they arc often well basted. Because they are always dressed in some fashion for din ner. Because they have long bills. Be cause there arc always plenty of thctu iu the market. no. 22. Took Him l or a Knnco Stecrcr. George V. Cable, the novelist, came lo town the other day, as he often does, from his New F.ngland home, siivs a New York letter o the Cincinnati Knirr. lie wished to meet Mr. Kudiloii, the Tex as cattle rancher, and went in a Uroad way hotel where the man was a guest. Cable had tn-vcr seen Kudifoa. "He is about the corridor somewhere," said the clerk; ami so Cable looked about for a somewhat unfashionable and rustic figun , such as he guessed the stranger might be. "Ah," he said affably to the lirst indi vidual of that sort who came along, "are you Mr. Kushtoti?" The accosted man gaed impudently into the enquirer's face and then shortly answered "No." Cable is u tndit- lift In fellow, and he was hurt by the lack of that quality in the cither; but he passed quietly along until he encountered n sec ond apparent prairie denizen. "This is Mr. Kushtoti :" be said affably. "No. sir." and the tone as positively insulting, "this is not Mr. Kushton." Cable went to a big mirrior : n I looked at himself to sec if any thing in his per sonal appearance had become offensive. The reflection was that of an unobtrusive man clot hed soberly, and with nothing in his aspect to rouse antipathy. He saunt ered away, nnd soon met an ideal Texan ranch-owner. "I am not mistaken this time." he ex claimed, extending his hand ; "yon are Mr. Kushton. from Texas. I've been -" "Yes, you are mistaken," was the brusque response, and there was tire in the eyes of the speaker; "a big mistake if you take me for a greenhorn. I ain't Kushton, and 1 shan't be fool enough to give vou inv name, neither. ( , I've read of you rascals. If 1 was to HI you who I am. it wouldn't be ten minutes afore your pal'd get at me, pretending to be a son of somebody that lives in nn tow n. I've a notion to hand you over to the police." Cable was dumbfounded, and then amused, for he had merely learned a fai t that imy curious experimenter can sub stantiate on trial that the feats of the bunko swindle rs have become so w idely known that the simple qui st ton win tin r a toiirii-t is somebody wham he isn't arouses suspic ion and resentment. Tl lVCoCk Xl Villi!. "l sc-ctns like a pilv t i sh.itt.-i a In In f l'"s existed I years. aid I .Idle in pug i logs, pigeons anil pen news tins morning to a ne ws gatherer, "but the old. old story about the vanity of the peacoe k is a miserable myth. I cannot understand why people have believed il so long. Why. sir, an um aware; that the peacock has I, ... biains than the 1 chicken.' I 'i you know that the pea eoi k is prai tic. illy the idiot of the fe.ith i-rod tribe, the same as the pug is e. the canine race-; A peacock, sir, hasn't sense enough logo in when il lain-. No. sir. What I say is literally and actually true. I have seen 'cm stand out in a storm and pick up corn, while e m i y sen siblr tlllkey. goose or duck would bl under shelter. It is simply the gaudy plumage ol the pe acock that has h d to the story of its vanity. "It is true that when tin- peacock Imists his tail and struts around it looks as if be-was try ing to show off', and all the women folks say: lu-t. look at the vain thing!' The truth is that thep'a c-oek rarely, if ever, exhibits his magnifi cent tail lAcept when courting. A male pigeon swells out his e -heist and raises his lU'ck-frnthcrs, while a barnyard rooster se-eks for dainty morsels for the hens and clucks complimentary clucks. The pea cock takes a different style, that's all. "I don't suppose that a peacock has sense enough In know that his feathers are gaudy or his feet ugly. It's a dead sure fact that he has a smalle r head and less in it than any bird you can mention that is half his size in body. Vanity bo Mowed !" Pltihill)'liit Xtir. The I'srful Porpoise. "Yes, that's a porpoise," saiel a fish dealer iu the- Qiiincy market ton reporter; "ves, it's a poriHiic. Cape didders call them puffing pigs, and 1 suppose nothing short of phociena communis would satisfy you newspaper fe llows." "Are porpoises good for anything?" "Good for anything by, lili-ss you( yes. 1 lu-ir nie-at is spicnuin e ating, ami makes just as good mincemeat as any bit of be e f you ever saw. Then their blub ber eliieel out makes a tine penetrating oil, whic h is great for rheumatism. Take some of the oil irtid put it on your hand anil it'll soak right in to the bones." "You said porpoises wire called 'puffing pigs. Why it that?" "Well, thev root around for their grub, and then when they're swimming very fast they look arouiul like a fat old hog. Some folks say tin y e-an swim a hundred mile s nn hour, but I'm willing to cut it down to about eighteen and call it square." Jitn-lmi llrntUI. No NoreHj to Her. "Hen1 is a curious case, ma'am," said the superintendent of the insane asylum. "This man imagines lie is the motive? powe r that runs the world, lie's per fe-ctly harmless, though, but he Chinks be world wouldn't move- w ithout him. Very queer notion, isn't it !" "I don't know about thai; my huslmnil has got the same notion in his head," Miirtricl. &l)c l)atl)am Uccovi) KATRS ADVERTISING Oni' square, onti insertion- (IllC sqlllirc, tWII IIIMTlinllK One Kijuure, our month t.0W - j-.no For larger ailverti-nii-nts liberal con tracts will In1 made. Djlmr Fire. Thr loir on which thr heiirth tin' loin? lias fWl Is consume I. nnd now the Home burns lotv WiK: our taint blaze of f.i ble, flickering red, That .hostly figures on the wall doU throw. Hut now ttiu wind eotiuw breathing soft along, ll fliinies nmiin and lights tin- i;ooiu about, Then lower sinks, as quick thr wind is goiia Then flickering fi d -s ami with a puff" gi out. Love's the for long has fed ilium thr heart, An 1 niuh consumed it through a feeble flame. From out thr ashes now- and then doth start, Casting wierd shadows on the troubled brail . Hut niriu'ry's wind comes breathing softly bv. It glows again r.nd for a time is bright. Then the thought ini-ssi-s and lijis sadly sigh, it dies out and lenviv In-hind but night.. rV'liiwii .t. Fuller. Ill M0K01 S. A real corn tax -The tlioe niaki r A tight shoe, gels his prais from ii w I. Kugs and loafers sometimes tm- proved by beating. "This js my golden wedding, id an impecunious man w hen h remnrk married a woman worth if.Vl.nnil. "Ah, there! Stay I here!" as the man said when he passed the pocket book that was fastened to the grating by a string. A favorit" dress custom with a Cuban dandy i ol a black silk suit, a w hile necl.tic and a gii i u shirt. Makes a sort ol a rain beau of himself as it W ere. "I gin s, this is a kind of a 'put up job,"" was tin- husband's comment as he east his eye along Ihe row of well filled jars on the shelves iu the cellar, the re sult of his w ile's labor. L'x-Govcrnor Bishop, of Ohio, is just i i his sixty-fourth year, and last summer leape-il a fe-nce fmir b e t high without laying his hand on its rail. But then a s n age dog was be hind the ex-Governor. One- of the erui-lest retorts made by any niiisii ar audience is reported from Cali fornia. A vocalist was warbling to her own great satisfaction, "Oh, would 1 wi le a bird." A rough miner replied, "Oh. would 1 were a gun." The western editor who put the head "Natural G.is" over the proceedings ol a woman's right's convent ion, was con veniently "out of town" when a commit tee of ladies we aring spci I ides and a n vciigi ful expression called to interview him. A v v loquacious lady, calling one day to consult In r physician, talked on and on w it 1 1 sin h Milubility that the hitlet could not get a word in e dgewise. Grow ing impatii nl. In at length told her to put out her tongue, which she did. Ife tin ii said: -'Now. picas.-keep it there until you have heard wh.el I have got sav to vou." Crime Haves. Sometimes a gn at h.im of crime passes over the land. This was the e ase about the year is.'itl. when tin-re was a general epidemic of burglaries, l'or some time the Annual IcVgister devoted a special paragraph in il index to burglaries, an unpleasant Ii ature which has now happily elisappeati d. It lagan with a burglary and mnrdi r at Frimley, where one Mr. Holiest, an elderly clergy man. was cruel ly kille d. He was awake-ne d in the-night and saw two figures, with their facescov creel w ifh crape, standing at the bottom of the bed. lie at tir-t thought it was his two sons indulging in a practical joke, ami he-rebuked t'lem for their untimely ami unreasonable conduct, lie was soon undeceive. I. and while he w as offering n gallant resistance he was wounded by one of the burglars. Il is remarkable that in the' excitement of the time, and for some liemrs afterward, he did not e ven feel the: wound. But when the- surgeon came tc examine it he perceived that it soon must prove fatal. Two men were execute-el foi the crime. ( Inc man, who was accepted as approver, was a man w ho had been the loudest in priii-laming his innoc-ener before- the- magistrates and the most skill ful in cross-examining the witnesses. The effect of his evidence was to impli cate' other men. inc luding one- who had be-en acepiitted of the Frimh-y murder, in other burglaries, and broke up a gang which had been the terror of Surrey and Sussex. .1 Me- Voir li'iiml. Betler llian They I. nuked. Speakinv of visiting Kuglishinen I am reminded of a story of Matthew Arnold which has nevi r ye t seen the light of print. When he made his lecturing tour through Ainerii a lie- was accompanied by his wife, and in Cleveland they were en tertained by one of the le ading families living on Kuclid nvenue. One morning buckwheat pancakes were served nt breakfast. Matthew Arnold looked at them eluliiouslf. sniffed suspiciously ami passed them by w ithout taking any. But Mrs. Arnold was more venturesome, anil she-took a couple of the steaming cakes, he lped herself to maple syrup as she: saw the i hers doing, and took a bite. Evi eleully she- was surprised. The buck wheat cakes proved to Im- de-licious, and turning to her husband she remarked: "T'i take some, Matthew, they're not half as nasg- in, they look. Cincinnati Tinux-Sliir. i -h m . r li ft 1 r ir r 1.1 i."imn'iiini urn i t mi iw'h niwjiiui.eMii

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