tlljc l)atl)am Uttoxb l)c Cljntljam UccortV II. A. J.OINIJOIN, Liun-u am) pkopkiltoh. j.ati:s URV13 OF SUBSCRIPTION, One copy, 'lit' year One mpv, six months , One copy, tlircc months 2.r0 $ 1.0P Mi lining Homo. Kiss me wl9i my spirit flies Let the beauty of your eyes Seam along the wax-e; of d -ath Whl I draw my par. ing breath, And am Lorne to yon lor shore Where the billow beat no more. And the notes of endless spring Through the groves immortal ring. 1 am goin lnm? to-night. Out of b i ilu'ss into sifihl Hut of weakness, war ami p. in. Into tocr. jware nnd gun Out of w ii ter iiale ami pi om Into summer I r nth nil I bloom. From the wanderings of tli? ast, am going hum nt Ins . Kiss my bps nnd 1 -t we go; Nearer swells the solemn flow Of the w tnilrous stie .m that ro'ls ixy the tcrilei land of souls; 1 can catch nve. strain, of songs Floati g d own from di-ttin! throng", At.d can feel the touch of linn la It' achii g out from angel Intnl.. Anger's frown a d Envy's thru', Fri K'lip killed l.y cod Ihstrust, Sleepless night an 1 weary m irn. Toil in fiu: Inn I forlorn, Aching Ilea I nnd hrrnking heart, Love d stioyrd by Slander's dirt, Prilling Mi pi.n.l daikciiel sei. Over there wid lighted b-. .Iamfs C. C BEN'S "NOSTALGIA." . W-i M. I,. II At NK. Farmer ( 'onnovcr strode into the hou"', took i fT his fur cap .vol th'tk ni;tlen, and unwound numerous li'iks of r-il wooh n comforter from his nmple throat. Then le sat d'-wn by the wafm wood fire nnd sai 1 to his wift ; "S-cms like 1 had M'ln-'thin' to tell you, S liry A 'in, but I c.vi't far the life of me iu-t reinemb r it ueow.'' "Was it soiih Im ly got min i i d ;'' in quired Mr-, t innov r, who was bu-tling ubout Setting thetalih: for supper. "No, .1 i.l S'-em us 'tw as. L'lliin" i o scd a meditative fure pmtion of hi forehead 1 to locate the faculty of think," and he finder on that w in re lie secim memory. ' Is iinyboily "lead that you nre ac quainted with:'' "No, no, tn'n't rycther niniryiu' or fly In' as I kin see. Curus how I do for get things s nil' times." "We ain't hear I fiom l!cn for quite nwlnle," sii .".;cs:c 1 Mrs. Conovcr. "Thai's ii," rr.' d the farmer, umping to his frrt as sprightly in a log. "Tain'l from lien, leastwise it ain't his hand writrn', 1 ill it's a letter. I've, got it tight here in my orktt." "I) toP," sai l his wife, clropping the dishes she win hoi ling in a promiscu ous heap. "If it ain't from H -n, who is it from?-' "It's writ to you," said her husbun 1 producing it at Inst. Mrs. Conovi r reached up to the clock shelf tnd touk down liar Hiblc-reading spectacles. "It's h slrnnge hand to me," she said, scanning it carefully, "muM be sotin of Cicely's folks." So she steppe 1 to the ,l,,m- lending above stairs nnd called at tin; toji of her voice: "C-i-c-e-l y! C-i-oe-1 y!" "Here I am, tn ther," nnsiverd a sweet voice. "What is itj" For very inflection of her good mother's voice was familiar to Inr, nu 1 this one bristled with oxelainatioii points. "Merc is a h iter, in n strange hand wiite. I) i yen know who it is from?'' handing it to her. "Why, it is ad Ircsscd to you, mother. It seems to me the easiest way to I'md out would be just to open it and read it." "Well, then ilo," said her mother. "I'm so fidgeted thinking about Hm c-fft ere alone (hat 1 can't open it." "This isn't anything about II n," h.iiil Cicely, d ft ly opening the cnxalop alter the bad admired t !.; smart college style superscription. "It's from some lawyer or f t u s t-l r -c a ;e:it, likely, on business." "What would he wiite to your mother for ?"' fuggistcd Falber Conim I'cr gruffly. Cieely lead it over to her-clf fust, mid lit .nce changed tol r. "It is ubout Hen, mother," the tears rushing into her eyes voice, "!:e is sick, and this is al e sad and her from the doctor v.ho is taking car,' of him. Oh, j mother, don't civ. 1 1 n needs von Keen 1 moiuer, iiou i ciy, it 'ii neeiisyou. Ivor upyi ur strength." "What nils him:" n'k'd his father iti nn unsteady tone. Cctly lead the doctor's lettir. He said that 11 n was his patient, nnd j lie was doing nil he co.il 1 for him, but j his nrents had b Iter c line, ns it re" ipiircd more skill than he the pbys:cian J had to cure him. If- ended by saying j that the boy was suffering from n severe uttack of nostalgia. I "What in the world is that? I never ' heard of it before," xclainic 1 Mr. Con- ! novcr. "What is it, Cicely i'' n:,kc I Mrs. Con nover. Cicely wai a graduate of the Normal school, and htr parents expected her to know everything. j She shook her Ilea I. I "It means that xve must go to H n just as toon ns we cnn. If there had ! been any hop! the doctor wou'dhavej said so." She cried and worked at the iiine i t VOL. IX. time. H-'n, her only brother, was het idol. She had opposed his going awaj from first to lost, but the futlier was wiser. "If the boy nin't contcntel here, lei him go to tiic city, nnd ! rk it for f year or two. He's king of two hands any where," said the grulT old farmer. And 15 -n bad been ill, and too prou i to let them know. T.iey took the evening train. At tli depot 6onie of their friends had gather' d to henr the news. Of each and all, they asked the same question. Have you ever heard of N tstalgy? ' I And rone of them had ever hoard of it, but nil agreed that it must bo t ! drcadiul thing to have sueh a d fTnu't ! name When they reached the city they had cried nn I worried thcnuclvcs sie't. At least the two women had. The father, with the stoicism of his kind, Im 1 beat a constant tatoo on the cr.t 1 wit d nv and w histled an accom paniment all tho time ho was crying iu his heart. "Oa, Absalom, my son! my son !" Th re was no one to meet them, ns ne one was interested in their coining ex cept It.'n and the dm tor, nr.d they neither of thciii had heard of their in intentions. Ho (hey went nt once to the p'an where ll'ii boanl d, a dreary house, with innii'iieinlile small, ill-ventilated rooms, whei for the entire miiii that lir earned week'v Hen ( .innover was per mitt -d to lodge. The d' l ti i had ma le bis hrspit.il round-that night, an 1 his la.! rail wa on I. it. H- was a young physician, and i i v , a i'ii; over his ,t cuts. He took an intciv.t in the bandsi ni", w Ii de si li e I ( "U'lti v boy jvho was lin o cu.ti'iii' d to i :"se looms nnd sew. r .-as and 1, in ly h. u;., a wrot j that let- I ter to his mother. And as they stood on the step ringing the grumbling bi il he walkcl tip and soon d.scover. d w ho they wor., made himself known. "a, i 'it r, is there any hope? ' lKiir, will my 1 nv get well.' "1 'ct"i, is he -till a!ivcrv and I he-e were the .pif-tinas that were poured into (lie do, 'S , ,rs. II"" ii' '. u iT. i i'ig t f him to la'iu!.: "Why, tie i i. ii 'tliin r j;1 t,- w,,i;,l the ni 'tti r w ,th him! As I wrote yu it'rf only a ba 1 i a-e of nostalgia." "I Tim I" snd the father sternly, "put that 'ere wind in plain K'lgli.h !" ' O'l, I sc. ," laughed the iloclo-. "It is th" medical t' lin fur noiii' sickness." An 1 that was all that ai'e I the boy. A good deal of m lit il longing and worry ha 1 It Might on li ver, ami 11 n him fast h'Toming r-.aily iil, but the sympathetic young doc or had diagnosed hi rise correctly. II- w-s a soldier who was not -ick fi in any fatal m.iiudy. lie was horn i k. "New that we're h re we'd st iv and seethe siyhl'. Slab Ann," Mi, (' itiuo vi r said lo l:'s w ife, "and jiuicati ;nddle H n all veil wai t to." And Hi n was very willing to be co 1 dlel. Ihi! it was strange that after explaining that big medical word, th doctor stjil ,i pt coining. It worried the old coupl'j a lit:, because they th ought 1! ii n u t be in danger after al1. Hut it was the doctor who was in danger now. Ilo had transferred his inteie.t in the brother to thesi.'er. And no word w as big enough to diagnose his case. Hut it all came I'll! right. Only Hen must have tonies and directions, nnd at last the il X'tor went out there nnd established a practice-, leaving out th j Latin wer ls. And he was righ'. There is no more insidious disea-e than homesickiii ss. When the Swiss soldiers, the bravest lighters in the world, henr the familiar Km, des bailies they 1 'an on their car bines and wci j) fn tin ir love I g'aciers and ni' iintain phe.s, and often die of that hidden wound of the heart whoso classical nam" is nostalgia, nnd which fieely translated mean sickness for home. 1) droit Free 1'iess. Clay us nn Eye-Opener. One of the most popular members of the Connecticut Senate has conducted a rather di-a-trtui spet uiation in red clay I r i :.. i. . i i. found in Ills own town, and also c ducts a Suiday school class of boys. One Sunday not long since this chsi wrestled with the case of the blind man who was made to see by having clay applied to his eyes. 1'arl of the di.i an sion was as follows: Teacher What kind of clay do you think that w w, .I .niinie? Common clnv? Jinimie--Well, I s'pns: it wasn't the kind we sec down in the swamp. Johnnie- 1 don't know about that, teacher. P.i thinks that clay was a pretty good eye-opener. A true st -Tv.- I New Haven News. tYhut She Would Ilo. Charley t'o ids pretty cousin, who is fl.hingl -Any bit 's y t, Maud? Maud --Only a nibble or two. Chiirhy What . u'J you do, Maud, if you should make ns good r "catch" ns I am said to b ? Mmid --Throw it ba. k in, Charley. INuw York Sun. ITlTSl,,OliO MVSTERIKS OF PARIS, Dark and Dnnrjerou3 Hcsorts of tho French Metropolis. Vaults and Cj'.lan Whore Murderer and Thieves Cj3ragat), On leaving the Chat Noil' the oth'-i night some one propi s -d that we should visit the cellars near the C ntral mar ket', writes a Paris corre-pondent of the New York fcv.m. In the Faubourg du Temple, at Li Clinpelle, nnd in the neighborhood of ih" Place Maubert these cellars or vnu ts 1 elow grog shops are famous as the resoit of thieves and bad characters. They nre among the sights of criminal Paris which the stran ger rarely v.sitR, however much his curiosity may have been nwakened by the descriptions given by Eugene f-u-in his "Mysteries of Paris." So we m ade up a pai ty of three, nnd be tween 1 and 2 in the morning wc ar rived at the Central markets. We left them to their dreams, and descended by a narrow staircase into a series of vaults, the whitewashed ceilings of which were cocrcl with nnibeiUc3 and names written in black with the smoke of a candle. In one part of the e vaults a group of men were dunking and sinking parodies of churc'i hymns. This did ii"t cine up to our expectation-, so we went to "Li J-une Franco," a famous c.llar where a lu l l hid been assassinated only a fw nights he I ore. We passed through a gate, down one fl gld of narrow stair-, th"ii stooping low we pas-ed under mi uribwuy le vel ved in the foundations of the house, down another (light of stairs, then through another mch'vay, aloag a tor tuous p issige, nn I so to a tunnel abo it seven feet high, live feet bna 1, and twenty feet lung. Th ' v..if! of the roof was covered with green tiel.iswork, there were benches an I ru-h stools to sit upon; wto le:i tab es brining the marks of strife; an 1 to light ih, two gas-jets. We were h'T.i at the very end of the m m trip, mi l wo now un ler stood w hy tho polic- never enter these "caveaux" the re is no possibility of a fair lii.dit. When we entered the "ca ve an" there was nobody there, but after we had ouleiel some wine two musicians ciin: in. The one was a m s rib'c pale fello v, lia'l .laived and half blind, with a thill blonile mus t.uhe. Il- tang mi I accompanied him self by s liking a few choids on a guitar. Th-- other was a short, bony man, wi:h a black beard, iiMuken blue eye, loan 1 s'u,uider', and an nppearanc of bum li ty, as if he were con-tantiy afraid of re ceiving a kick, lie sing in turn, struui ining on a single ba--s thord. The tip given by siin; walc'ier so m brouglr fi ur other visitois a Imr'y rulli in, who W ore a huge red fc lising eighteen inches above his crown, a young mini wearing a tli.ti cotton b!ou-i, and two others el ressed ill cast ell clothes ol fihionnble cut, without a vestige of linen. The huinMe mus'ci.in sing, above all Ih ngs, an air from "Mignon," keeping hiseyes lie 1 on the groun 1 as he sang, and pointing to his heart with an awkward gesture wlii never the word "hear:" occurred in the rom m . S nl- denly one after another hilf a doz-u athletic, square sin u'ideied in n, vary ing in age from seventeen to twenty -live, crept through the narrow archway, pass ing lapnlly in without even glancing nt our table, and mussed tl. em-elves at the end of the van t, lolling on the benches, smoking cigarettes, ami drinking at our expense, for wj thought it only polite to c'll .-r these gentlemen a glass of wine, tli more so as the musicians were play ing for our amusement. After "Mignon" the ruiliiu xvith the red fe. asked for the guitar, took a tuning fork out of his pocket, snapped it with his teeth, and tuneel the instrument properly. Then the rnllian in the to! ion blouse rose and with line 'vice, perfect sentiment nnd direct gestures, sang other airs from "Mignon," nn I also from "Carmen.'' All the rtilH ins listened iu perfect silence to the singer, who was n real artist, ami two women who had joined the banel melted into lean at the end, one of them exclaiming: "Ah, music! When I hear 'Mignon' I can't help it. I cry like a calf." The sceno appeared to bo idyllic rather thin brigandish nnd terrible, llawcvever, it appeared after all thnt we might have been in better company, for at a sign from tho waiter 1 slipped out ef the vault. "You had better give the word to your friend to come) up stairs. TIiq band is almost an complef, and it is the very band thnt assassinated a man li re Inst week. 1 1 their chief happens to c inn in you might get in trouble." Wo did not wait to be warned twice, but wished the gentlemen good evening, ascended tho staircase without undue precipitation, and yet with a kind of internal sensation of rapidity. After leaving "Li Jeune Franco" wc visited three or four less interesting: es tablishments. It wns tho same spectacle in ench of them. Nothing nt all like the descriptions given by Kugcii" Sue, and the narratives of other explorers of Paris. Calvator Kosi's 1 rigands nre ns unreal and cmvc tional ns his stormy landscapes. A cure for povcity. Sinecure. CHATHAM CO.. N. I'll o Dangerous Flat N licet. As a train was pulling out of tin West S de L'uion S'ation in Cliicigo a passenger sat still a m uiftit as if li-ten ing to something an I then ros; from his , seat, pieke 1 up his lugjage, ail a-k?l j his travelling companion to go with 111 it) into the first car ahead. "H it we have j is st go', c'tn'ortib'y seatc I h :re," r.'p'le 1 th.-t!i:r; "w iy j shou'd wc ma'io a c'l.mg ? Cir toi hot j for you?" j "No, the temperature is all right." I "Too c jld, in-bb ! "N , it's not too cold." j "Then xvhat is the matter; Tilij 1 should wc go into the front u : ' ! "Well, I'll tell yvj. Yo;i kiuw 1 i used to bj a railroil mm, a conductor, an I, of e mrs-, I picked up som.- ideas on the r 1 1 tint a m in gets only from cxp.Ticp.c A' soon ns the train started my em told in tii' rj was a flit wheel : under this e ir. I n't you hear it rap ping on the rail-f Wait till the train slows up for lii first stop, an 1 then you'il hear it inning too fast now. Ye1, sir, car who 1- ll itten out an 1 h ive to be closely wate'a 1. Sjin ! impcrf-c-. tion or u I 'Veiinei in the iron, or some c.xtia.T lina v blow on a nil or obstruc tion, mikes an impression on the sur:':tco of the wh'el, and th oi every revolution th -rc.il t r nd is t the in j it. A wheel will ll.tlei out in a rem iikali'y short tini , and on long ru is of t lit- ugh train, a ll it wheel is n source of danger. If this wheel runs from here to N-w Yor', . and happens to b- a pretty so t w'.ie !, the chain s are that it will arrive Ihcr.' in a very bad condition, after iloin ; as much damage to the tiac'v as the - n p my w ill get in pa-senger in mey I r ani all the oei- ipauts of the car. o c oii- tin re's not much I rig -r; but I make i' a i ii'i: never lo ride in a e ir that has a ll it w .eel under it, and if yen don't mind we'll go upahead." Chica g II r il 1. A Farmer Sued by a Dag. From the town of Casteluaii 1 iry, , Fr nee, writes a Paris correspondent, comes a story tint is literally true, yet which reads like the iuv. iition of a sen sational noveli-t. A farm t r.'iili i;iii the environs e f that town, an 1 who was known to have s.iv.' l m mey, return I home one evening, n coinpaiiie 1 by his I dog, a large, powerful mil v-i .-inl lli 'gent animal. i reaching tli - hou-e the dog at one;' da' t-1 to tli- lai n '. b? 1- I room, a if in .-e ireli of som tiiin;. mil d aslie 1 under th- bj 1. A -U Tt straggle , cn-ue 1, and the dog th'-n "a; rgi' I drag ging th- corpse of a in in thr. lie In I fou'ld hidden under the b- I. a -d whom he' had sou d by tlu thrm: a i I in-t l it !y strangled. Tlie farmer', w ife ncgni. ."1 the dead m in as a tramp to w hom she had :h at inorning igiven foo l a i 1 di ink, an 1 ' who had then, as she thought, l'"H" on h s w iy. II r liusbin l at otic: went i l -eaich of the police.', who, on air ving, thorough')' i amino ! fi b'iv Cm ceal' d in the i lot; cs wer- f' u i ' a long sharp knife, a Ion led rev 'v and a whistle. Tit? i) ilicem?n th n hi I them j 1 I selves, an 1 one of th ir nu'iile i blew the whistie. Four m n o'i v 1 t ie si ;inl and entere 1 the house, an 1 were ill i mediately e ip'.ure 1. T.iank. t 111 ? dog, the lives of th' farmer mil his wife had been saved, for one of the iiii.cn anis c.m ' fes.c 1 tint their coiurai- wa- to have murdered them both, an I tint they them selves were then to have add in strip. - ping the house of its contents and in e ii rying them away. Thf Colors of Canaries. With r'gar l to tin jvll .w e dor of the canary birl and its t-sliniony to Mr. Darwin's theory it is said that, aft :r do- ' mestieation in H lgium, (i n many, ami Kngland, ( point with which tempera- ; turc or climate miy have hid soiu".hing . to ile, ) the birds threw up on the feathers small patches of yellow of lighter color, and by carefully matching those birds that had tho large t number of ' these pitches the breeders at length, nnd after a cousld-rable perio I, suecce l-d in obta iiiug bright and uniform yc'.'ow : color, more closely resembling what nro called the "clear" birls of to lay. Hut l the application of the phrase, "can iry color," to indie ite a sp e ia' shade of y.d- ' low, th nigh general, i not pist Iti -.1 by the facts. Canaries of pure ! teed are to be found of many eo'ms. Whole I ree Is ' aro giecn; mil, by feed.ng on p pir nnd other seeds, e in irl"s have b en pro due "1 of cinnamon an I C' IT-- color, and . even of re I ; an I, in t he I. r. ird v.iricl v, the bird, though yellow in the crown, is elsewhere ha b: I and spangl "I in the most love y mitnner. -All tin Year lioiind. The CorV on (he Strrnlc. Why should cocks fi gtito o:i tin tops of steeple..' Chr st a n I'ounect the custom with the repro e'i tho cock once conveyed to St. I'jter. Hu" the cock u-ed to be place I on the tops of saer.'d trees long before it win transferred to church steeples, and in North (ieimany it still stands upo'i tin miy-.uleM. It was partly B watchman and partly a weather proph-t, and by it s e rowi ig it could disperse evil sp rits and nil approaching calamities. Its life was sacred in India and Persia, and Cieero speaks of th- an cients regarding tin kdiiig of a tick as n rri ne cipia' in bliekn '-s to tin ulToeation of a lather. Our w -atlur i i ks ar i ib ubth ss i he -.nr.- v of then old i le is. Chri't an at Wcrk. ('., AHML II, 17. THE BUFFALO. Only n Few Hundred Left In thf United States. A Plainsman Tells Where the Eetunnntso Once Great Henls Are. A letter from I' P iso, Tex is. t o tin New Yoik Sun says : 1 was told whei I came here that if 1 wanted to liud out what was tiu-twoith concerning tin ex'trniin iti'jn ol tin bu'Tilo, Captain .lack Hiidges was tlie linn to see. ,! Hridges was then hunting in the S rah n Mountains in Mexico, I took the cars tc ial'ego, where, through the e ourtcsy o! 1!. K. Comfort, Sup rinten b ut ef the Mexican Central Hiilioad Company, I was provided with an iu -IT n sive brunch') to rid- ov.r tc Bridge's camp, sen.' thirty-fight miles. Captain .1 .rk, who f .r y rs past ha! been on-of the most distinguished nn.'! fearless hunters in the ivi-t, who was thr first man to make a eontiact to provide a large number e.t bullalc hide. The idea suggested it-elf to ; pelt dealing linn in I. avenw. rth, Kan sas, who sent for Hri'lu's. teiiing him t 1'rocur ' I 'gOO hides nt once, as they wished to try them in the F. aglish mar ke lir i dgi s signed the c ntract and hiring a lot of skinners, began tie- eb sirio live wai fan: again-t thebi-on. Ill Ii .-e w -k - and fo ir d ivs h killed with his own Land 1 f):t iulTa!oisi and tue hides of tins- aiiimils tonstiti.t .1 tlie first shipiiiciit of biitf do lol'i s ., I' ir.'pe. While the e'ontrae' was cry hit rat ive, owing to the great abund am- of the aniiin:, the slau htenl is-u-ted Hndee. w ho w is a natural l orn -portsnnn, mil -h that ho refu-ed t i be in -t l um-ii I al in the future in miy vhoh.aie destruc tion of good mea'. He says that he Ins ou!v been sorry but o n . for what h did, and that Ins been always. Jvnc" ;!ien he lias killed about lio I I head bat only when meat was lirel bv the different expedition for which he wa guide. Having shot bulT ilo fr in J'.rit i i Ii ('oliinibi.i to Texas, and having lived for the last thirty-five veins on tl.e great game ranges .if tlie west, he is well ipiali fied to speak authorilative'v on ih sub j "ct. "As fnr ns I know-," said Hii lgeo, when talking on the subj-ct, "and 1 try to keep myself po ted, 111. re are not over fioil buffalo bft in (he Cn te l States. There arc ab"ir gou in the Yellowstone Park, nnd these wi.l be th- M.ie survi vors in a year or two. In th- pitihandlc of Texas th'-re weie about I'll; thc-e dc not i-.iliile tins- en the ranch of Cliar-le-y fJo'id. light, who has a lot of tin ni se rni-loin-stic ite 1. Goolntght's ranch is near Vernon, in Aim-troiig county. There are about 110 in- K oisa an 1 the Indian Territory, five or six in Colorado, ten in Montana, an I live in I)ik it a. The athe rs are in a little le r l in n i en: of the wny place, which I do not wi-h made public." "This, then, sums up the buffaloes ,cft i" "Yes, though there may b? a strag gling pair or two in southern Texas. I un told that two old bulls were seen lotith of San Antonio the other day, and diat they were followed up an I one killed. But I have been told tw ice re :ently, once by an Apache, and the Mher time by a Wncae Indian, that on he big plains, oiiu miles south of here, n a c untry but very rarely travelled, here is a very large herl. I will know toon, for I am going down the.c this ipring. Hut the drought has been so icverc in Mexici this season that tho jatne has suffered teiribly, and has had .o travel man v miles for water." Tito Elgin of llto Mint. The collections of rare coins nt our nint arc well worth seciug. There is in ollicer there known ns the curator, ivho is skilled in the science ol numis natics, and who can be foun 1 daily at lis desk on the west side of the cabinet, in 1 who will correctly and suavely inswcr the qu-stions propounded by visitors. Near the exit eloor of the jabinet, in a largo case, is a magnilicnt American eagle, superbly mounted. The portrait eif this "pet" can b - r-cog-ii zed on the obvcrs; of the first nickle 'cnt pieces coined in The eagle was called "Pete," and lived in the uint for six years. He would fly about .he city every day, returning before the lime for closing the mint, lie was wiown ns the "mint bird," nnd was le ver molested. 11- was killed by be ng caujit in the fly wheel of the ii.k hi icry. - j Phi la lei phi a C ill. A Timely Hint. In the hotel parlor, 11 p. in. : "Have you any i lea what tint"? it is;" ie asked, after he had talked her to deep three or four tinns nnd waked her ip as often by laughing boisterously at lis own brilliant ebullitions e f wit, humor Hid burlesque. 'Tt -ally I haven't," she replied, wo.i ily. "It certainly must be tim i I was going ionic," he continued, as he made a inovo n the right dire ction. "Oh, I'm sure it it very niueh later .linn that," she sai l, sweetly and Inno eutly. and then ho went away with a lideous suspicion in his minly bosom. . Wushinjtoo Critic. NO. ' THE FAMILY i ilYSU IW. i Hot SViitrr fit.- ItruiMt-R. riot water is the best thing tint can be used to heal a sprain o' b u'.: Tin we untied part should be p'1.1 .- 1 ill water ns hot ns can be b r:i" lor tiliio-ii or twenty minutes, and ina;i oid.n.uy a --s ' the pain w ili uradn illy di-npna:-. F ! burns oi i!ds apt ly (loth' s w-11 satu rated with coo' - i v.a'n, keepii.g the injaiel pint. vii r 1 Ir en thenir. A merie an Analyst. Ti-ritininit of t'ii-ls. The treatment of arts i, to parotic: hard and dry skin finin t'e ir tups, and tin n touch them wi'h the s naile-st drop of strong acet ii a.-id tak ng care tint the at iil do s not iu i . T tie- wart upon the neighboring ski.-, tor if it does, it will occasion ii.ll imuiati u and much pain. If this praetiie be co iiiniic'l once , or twice daily, with regularity, paring the surface ef the w ot when it gets hard and dry, the wart in iy be -euiilT-i :u nlly e ured. 1 I n so) in nie. On re tiling for the nigh! we are apt tc cany ur business with us, or we bav seune p( ' th oi y to fui i !" r dev- lop : it is wrong to p'r.u't any -n'j it to tike posses-ion of u at -u !i a tun-. Y' t tin. ' nirroun lings ;,re in.-.! ,v it - ' I" men tal activity. P bci inn ei-y t ) think; it Is a iva' p'oa-ur . It i- "ii y to begin a train of ileis, or to Had ourselves ; urged on as if by -oui uii-' in stimulus. ; There h an iriai i 'tn.tab e v.gor with our ne'itai p" t ' I , ii-t o! en prcs-nt : duiltig th" day. I!y -rid by -x l-gin tc IV.ili. that 'his i ugi.' rut to be em; on'. ; age-d; so d -u ' -! i j', l"lt -ai'l' i- i faith--t fioiii:-. Wn i- t i e ! til'- ly ; I have i ft. i, r s ", ,; I take., a bit of , plain food, ti- n ll d e y t a'i":i on , si'in other -ul'i it. and alw.r.-s xx ith good re ill'-. Hal l! is i' un Iv I !'! i' ' not a pr per one; it "iT- 1 1 i - ling the ib. b rniin it.on o: !.; .,,! I'i. in on" set ; of organs to ati'l'er, th' wh"!i: b "ly wants tpiii-t rc t. Thus f .r my Im st in a-i. I'-i relief is le ali-oliitcly pin my mm 1 down to som single trivi il i bj et, a - w of running ! Water, "!' counting a ha f do ui li-gun -, i ver aii-l ov r, t l a I is f..rgt :!. ' : Health and Ibn.". f'nlts )lls'tlts lit 1 It Iil ph. I "ii vu'sio'i - ar- v i. i ' i - a i ' i g to p-t-s ii s -, lio ar i. 't ... i. ' .). I to th- in. . Th-y are r.u. Iv f ,'al, an I with an adult tin principal tiiitig to I. d..ne i- to , prevent the - " i. i i', -. loiitmg bini--c t'. Any 'tli ': ' can b put bet Weill til- tlitll to -.V 'id th" tongue . b illg bitten. Th" l a -lie of a to-'th- I bru-h or of a i kail''-, or anything of . 'ik - r.atu - tliit i. at hand. Th- el.!1,. - !,.,; ,. . f isteiied, par' icu ai!y a'U b.n Is c.intia- ! ing the w i.t, and the -ntf r r lai 1 : down. Il th" him is in thr ova about they should be h -Id. Wh n tie tit is ; over tin person n,u.i b. put to bed ; j and kept i liet It a t in -. H.ihies j sometime, have C' -lie ;' -i el h 11 tect h I ing or from som- ih i aiio-ie nt of the ; digotiou. If tli- lit 1: -t- f a more than ' I a mom- nt the child sV-r I be un In-s-c-l, i xvrapped in a blank' t an I put in a , xvaim bath to n I i th- inii-. lis, the j head b ing i overe I with a i o'h wrung 1 out of wa'er. Ti;e do -oi- will lance the s..olle I g nn i r n. i a ctmrsc ; j of diet whie'i v, :1, pi v at a r currc.ice , of the attack. It is .ei. r i'.i not as . alarming a. it -e ui to the ui .'.her, but a : phy-ieiaii shoiil ! h e ::-i t. I '..l lis. . cover an 1 ,f 1 1 .s-i i-m tin eaii.e. I ! 1( iood lloll-l kel p n -. j Microscnpi:- To sih lilies. Perhaps the m- t .vo nb-i fu' t'.iug tlil.t . has been d scm-i-n-d 'f lite i- the new t glass xvhlcli has ( ,.; ! u L e j j Swctlcn, differing Iv in ot-iiii .n glass in its extraordinary r.-!i-i. ti-.e pnni, tin coinin n glass coiila n. oniv six sub. stain-while the S.xe l.h g'a-- io:i. of foiirte n, the nio-t imp r : . i : 1 1 elements being pho.phorus an I b ion, which are 1 not found in any otle: . ' i Tin ' revolution w'li-h t V- u w r -fi.u-t.jr is destined t ' mak" i. a m i , -ni . iv ab'e', if it is tn-, as i. p tit- v allege. 1, that, while the liioV,: p-'W.-r .1 an edtl-fasl-ione I microsi p'c r, ,,nly the one four i il i Ir d tli m i i i t i pa: t of an inch, this new gl.t-s w.l , M. t I distinguish oi.e tn liu-i In I .uilf...ir i million s- ven hundu I ll: n-mi'li put 'of mi inch. L link o .'- h i.id in-he to wi ite tin s- liguie-; an! who cm til! j what wi'ilds within w -i I- in r. ii..; b- ! j discovered with -on h .-oi in linm. -i! es i this? M i:;,.ili d alt r t'n- I i.in-n, il.e 1 snmllest aniinali ule will ! i cMiviifid I into a giant, and if tlie . n i- n ,'r n t in g power can be apa'i 1 t i t . r. Icphmie , xvc shall hax-e tin moon b- a .ht to i.m j very doors.-- s mi t'lin ; to II -i I. ! i Deaf Miss lio I (Ii . I Miss Doolittle iwho is de I I ut won't ! I acknowledge it to Mr. H owm i -How is jour family Mr. lirowm : Mr. Hrow in---AM ipi 'e well, thank you, with the i xe. j t oil of my wife. Shewas i.tit in the i-in the i tin r -lav and cot ipiite we-: tin- re. nil was a severe co'd on In r l ine., w hich xve J fear 'd wo'i'd end in cme-t on, hut sin is con vale t ( now. Mi.s D.oiitte I.:le-i: S gJal, iV'ld how j M- -. I.iowne? L'ff. J ADVERTISING .lint sfiKiif. one insertion- fl.Wi One ftjuiii'-, two ii si rtioiis - 1.50 One Sijiierf , one inont h - ?.oi) Fit lnrg'-r advcrlis nn nt? liberal cor. nu ts will be made. ! The IVnrl of Pcitc. A bivalve foe-tling in l In w.vm salt s"ti j I'raws in ward "ii'i tin im a sandy (.rain, Wiile'i, not returning with th e-ava ii gain. It 'main- Ii -n- f til ils e :! g:-ef to l"V Day alt -r .1 iy. tli s n- w i f -Ik ngre f'.t cieatup- Im!"- it in a dewdike lam Uf ceiiM-l t ar-. ti 1 hard' in 1 out of I ain. pie- iou-j earl is fii-ll on-I pei feetlv. 1 rom 'lit'-r -e.i. of p iseo', s-i-ofst if", '111 re drift, n! limes upon the h mm heart A s-eiel rankling nr.- f that day by day Wee e.ei- w.tli 111" bill- - t .It's of life, 'i'-il wr ought "f p i n fi'.in oat our nobler part Th-pearl of pae- re-uii s with us n'way. -; W. W. Martin. nnioiiors T. e .t, ii--grapuer think, that talk will uevei In i h up. Tn tail of a fox is tailed i b.us'i, but th.u do s i't in ike a I. ib .t s tall a hare blush. I'ne (' ir I ll giant is si,,i I nviy ill a I: .!-:-et of a h ai - in I' x is. II : has been a! i.l-' pte'i'iin.'C d :,v de -I. In ii, nr lei- e- i-i s w h ie th-re is danger Co hanging the ptisour tin dr-fens- iiiik-s cv ry i iT it tj hi'iith: jury. "I hav- a theory ab '-a th" deal Ian- eU !ies,'' l elllarke 1 11 f I . s!i mail . "J think they wer - k ii" I by Ic ing stu lied t'.o bar I.' It is sti'e 1 that a pow i r company in Nn.v Y"fk ha-stop'.-d I none -s, but it is nothing in'-w to hear of a powd-r mill "going up." Wlii n a in in i'oa-ts that lie moves in the b'-st of . m I - t y , it 111 iy n"t be itn peitinent to sugg-st that It is probably bec .uis' he is not permilti'l t stay in it. "I I ave sin h an indulgent hu-band," f.ii.l little Mrs. ii.li. "',-s, so (b'orge ays," le-p oi le 1 Mrs. Sptteltl'. q ii-tly; ".-onietini' s h- indulges ttn much, do.--.ui' I In :" T'hey no long- r speak to each othi r. A corresprindeiit thinks that ther-i Is something in the Amctii an nir that itie lines people to ch w. M a clo w to bacco and women chew gum. It is probably becau-- Anieric.i is -a free country, where p-op'e do pretty much US they ch'-Ns. mining a Mile on (ho lies. "Talking about peculiar railway tc e itleuts," sai'l n freight conductor on thr Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul, "let me tell you of n ipie.-r one wc had a few w e ek-, ago up near Lanark. It xvas just ab, ut three miles tti.t of that station t hat our caboose jumped the track and began humping on the lies. We had a long train ahead, and w.-:e iu-t going into thr valley, running at a lively rate, and it took a long time to stop the train. My hrakcinan go! scared the t'i-t thing and jumped, while 1 went ahead and began setting brakes, an 1 trying tt) attract the attention of the engineer and of the head biakemii'i, who was iu the engine ah. We had several passeiigeis iu the ca boose, one a mm with a little boy, and they welt' were afrni 1 to jump. The caboose, humped and rattled along on the ties fully a mile. In going that dis tance we passed over one high embank ment and acr.i-s one short bridge. The eaboose clung to the ties all the xvay, though sometimes, as we afterward saw, the wheels xvcre xxithin an inilioftho i nd of the sleepers on one side or the other, and thereby snv.'d the lives of the passengers. The man who ha I the little boy with him was almost in a faiijt when we dually brought the train to a stand still, and no wonder, for it must have been a frightful experience. (.'iiiiago Herald. Their Nanus in (he Paper-. "Time ait-r tune have 1 heard that old chestnut 'Dm't put my iiamo in the papers,'" said a reporter the oth' r dav, and "an experience Iliad of another kind was ivrro-i, ng. I was reporting a large meeting, of an nssocl.il- a, and fe eing a la ly with whom I was ac quainted an 1 win was a lea ling unni ber of ih- as. oei ition, I approached h r and aski ! if she xvoiil I give me tho n lines of a tew of the in prominent p-rs.ins oti the stag-. s!io sc anil'! 1 the group there-Hi seated, and replied ipiickiy: Tie -re's pa!" and I put his i.ame down. It reinin Is nn i f another incident. I was reporting a struggle e ver a will, and 1 ii-ke I ou of the e-o-i-(e.tants her nam '. She rep! ie I, 'Oon't put my name in tin pi"f, p "a-.e. My name is Mary Ann Smith; but if you'd put it in, do you think it will get in all the papers:' she ndded, sweetly. " --Philadelphia Call. An Amusing Mistake. A very amusing mistake recently oc curred in one of the public schools. Tho reading class xvas up, and a bright littlo felloxv was reading nway xvith decided vim. The teacher was listening with admiration, I'Ut presently xvas startled xvhen she licnr-l: "And he garnished his teeth xvith rags." "What's that ? What did you say?" she ipiickiy asked. Tho answer enme in childlike simplicity: "He garnished his teeth xxith rags." Tho teacher could not refrain from laughing outrig t xvhen she saw how her pupil hid distorted the sentence, "He gnashed Lis teeth with rage." Hichuiond State, flMwin)wiii4eiiijp-ifiy, !