l)c Cljatljam Hcrorb. XI. .A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ht Chatham Retort RATES If or One copy, one year - - - $3.00 One copy, six months , - - - $ 1.00 Ouo copy, three months - - - 50 Roses. Let mo lie where the roses grow; Let thom their fresh green branches throw Around my mound in the grass. Ixt them lift, in their fullest glow, Their faces high to laugh and show A welcome to those who pass. But lot no sound by mo ba heard B ibble of stream, or song of bird, Bo stilled in the calm earth's breast. In the quiet gloom let me lie, When the tired ear and weary eye May take their well-earned rest. The day is gone, so long and drear; Sweet it i to be resting here, In the long and silent night. For fear and grief away are swept; Bitter tears are no longer wept, While I wait for endless light. Light to reveal the cheris'ied dead In lands from which all ills have fled. And the ruins which death has made. Land which never shall hear a sigh, In which nothing but death shall die. And the roses never fade. Temple 3ar. A HASTY CONCLUSION. "Very proud family, these Beltons?" siii.l Frederick Haynes, interrogatively, as he stretched himself on the gratis near the stream where he and his friend, George Lyle, hid been fislwng. "Oh, yes, very proud can't touch 'cm with a forty-foot pole," laughed George Lyle. "Oh, you needn't laugh. You know what's reported in town about them is true. Mother and daughter are as proud as Lucifer.'' "Thai's it exactly, Fred. People from a distance can always tell y ou more about your neighbors than you know yourself. But what if the Beltons are proud? That doesn't take any from the attraction of Laura Bclton. I tell you she's a beauty, Fred, and you must not go back to town without an introduction." "Now, George, I came down here to fHi, shoot and have a good time with you, not to make love to your prctty pirls, and least of all to Princess Bclton. No introduction for me, thank you. Not that I object particularly to being intro duced to a pretty girl, but you sec I haven't read up my pedigree of late, neither have I my credentials with me. The fact is, I never could find any use for your grandees your high-toned families, who will not proffer the tips of their fingers until they know who your great-great-grandfather was.' "Fred, you're prejudiced." ."All right; we'll let it go at that," siid Fred, laughing. The morning after this conversation Fred Haynes, who was fond of the sad dle, probably because he was handsome and dashing, and looked well in it, started for a canter before breakfast. "Not very partial to riding out before breakfast in this part of the country," said Fred to himself, as he rode about two miles without meeting anybody. But presently the sound of horses' hoofs coming tearing along a by-path he was approaching fell upon his ear. He reined back his horse and tho next mo ment a young girl, splendidly mounted, lashed out on the read, and on before him. As she appeared, Fred caught sight of a bright, handsome face; her figure, was perfect, and she .sat in her saddle like a born equestrienne. Fred was quite charmed hy the young girl's appearance and gave a free rein to his horse once more. How he managed to lose control over his horse, or how the horse managed to land him clear across the road in an in sensible condition, was something Fred never could make out, unless it was that he was paying too much attention to the girl on before him and too little to the spirited creature he was riding. What had happened was painfully im pressed on Fred's mind the minute he opened his eyes. He tried to move, but he groaned aloud with pain. His shoul der and ankle were both dislocated,' and what under Heaven was he to do here on this lonely road, where he might lay all day, perhaps, without seeing the face of a human being. Suddenly he thought of the young girl who was before him on the road when he fell. Did she see him fall, and not turn back to render him any assist ance ? No, she did not look like a girl that would play the part of the Levite of old. "Oh. you have recovered. I am so glad," said a frank, girlish voice. And looking up, Fred beheld the girl of his thoughts. The train of her habit, was thrown over her arm, and in her delicate white hands she carried a stone jug of water. She knelt down on the ground beside him, bending her bright, handsome face over him, as she said : "Oh, I'm so glad !" "Thank you," murmured Fred, and he forgot that he had a shoulder and an ankle, "but I cannot understand how it is that 1 find myself in this condition." "You were thrown from your horse,." she said, dipping her hands in the water and bathing his brow. "I think you v-e severely injured." Yes, Fred thought so, too, for he moved again, and the pain of his shoulder and ankle made him wince. "I believe my ankle is sprained," said Fred. '. rt "Thenlt must be attended to without VOL. X. delay. Belton Villa is not a great way from here. I will go and report your accident and Mrs. Belton will send the carriage " '.wo, thank you, I would rather not trouble Mrs. -Belton. Is there no other house near by on this road? Are wc far from Mr. George Lyle's? My name is Frederic IIayne3. I am a guest of Mr. Lyle." "Ah, indeed!" and the young lady opened wide her beautiful brown eyes. "Mr. Lyle's is a considerable distance from here; but if you are satisfied to go to any house oa the road, why not go to Heltons? I never heard of any of the family refusing assistance yet to any one m need of it." "I suppose they wouldn't turn away a suppliant at their door, but do vou think the proud Miss Bclton would do for me what you have done?" said Fred, earnestly, as he looked straight into the brown eyes bent so curiously upon him. "Yes, she would, if shetook a notion," and the girl laughed, as she took her handkerchief and wiped the drippin; water from his brow. "I shall never forget your kindness and the trouble you have given yourself on my account. 'Now please don't mention the trouble. You are in need of more assistance than I can give you, and that, too, as I said before, without delay. Do I understand you to say that you refuse to go to the Belton Villa on principle?" said the girl, laughing as if her own words amused her. Fred nodded his head. "Then I will go to Granny Myres' cot tage, where I got this water; it i3 just round the path, and tin boys will come and help you. Once at the cottage, you are all right," and before Fred could make any reply the girl was off. "I wonder who she is? I thought she would tell me her name when I told her mine. I'll ask her, when she comes back," was Fred's mental comment But the young girl did not come back. Two stalwart boys came instead, and helped him up to the cottage. She was waiting for him, though, had the sofa ready for him to lie down, and when he was settled comfortably, she despatched one of the boys for a doctor. "JNow you must keep quiet, and if you have no objections I'll sit down here until the doctor comes," said the young girl, drawing a chair over to the sofa. Fred murmured something under his breath about an angel, and he said aloud : "It is a pleasure to have you near me; I forget all about my pain. " "Now, don't be too complimentary," and the brown eyes were fixed smilingly on his face. "May I ask the name of my kind ben efactrcss ?" Ihc young gul colored to the roots of her wavy brown hair and shook her head. "You must ask no questions to-day, sue said, and Fred saw at once that she wished to keep her name from him. the doctor came, attended to Fred and coolly told him that he couldn't leave the cottage for a week. "lou beard what the doctor said; Avill you come and sec me again through the week?" said Fred as he held the young girl's hand in his as she was about to depart. "I will come every day," she answered frankly. uon t tell him who I am, granny," was the warning the girl gave the old woman wlio owned the cottage as she mounted her horse and flew away. Wliatisthc vounsr ladv's nm?" usklu r rcu oi tne oia woman the mo 1 1 -r, t o . , , . ment she appeared at his bedside "If the young lady wants you to know she'll tell you herself," answered the old woman in a tone that stopped all further questioning. a red was mystified. All he could do was wonder who the girl could be. "Well, this is a pretty state of affairs &o you ve been trying your best to kill yourseii," said the hearty voice of George Lyle, as he entered the cottage about an hour after the accident. "Ueorge, I consider myself the luck iest fellow alive," said Fred. i !T , ...... .oeuause you were nt Killed, 1 sup pose," answered George. ".Because 1 wasn't killed. No. Be cause I've made the acquaintance of one oi the prettiest one of the nicest girls in creation. "Yes, I know; she called at the house and told me all about it." "Who is she?" asked Fred, breath lcssly. "Miss Belton." And George Lyle walked away, whistling. Miss Bclton!" cried Fred, and he started up in a manner that threatened dislocation of the shoulder the second time. uut ueorge was merciful; he staved away and allowed Fred to ask himself a few questions'. "JUiss VSelton, before you sit down say that you forgive my foolish talk 'of yesterday morning," said Fred, when his benefactress called to see him, bright and early next morning. "Don't say anything about it. I have forgotten it," and she placed her coo! nnuKt wu ins levensa urow as she ..con- 1 3 1- r fit - PITTSIiORO', tinucd, smilingly: "You know I can't help being so very proud." When Fred recovered he didn't think the Beltons too high-toned to visit, and the acquaintance that was formed in so romantic a manner ended in a mar riage. Dogs Biscuit Twenty years ago the business of mak mg aogs- oiscuit was represented by a small shop in Holborn, nearly opposite Chancery Lane, in London, and there was a weekly sale of only one or two tons. Now there is a vast factory near London Bridge and another in New York ; and the two factories have a daily output and sale of from thirty to forty tons, This dog food is made of wheaten flour chiefly that known as middlings oatmeai, dates, beet root, and prairie meat. Dates were the first article of a vegetable or fruity nature introduced, and have had the anti-scorbutic effect so desirable in the feeding of dogs. For many years dates were thec only addition to the food employed, and at that time it was advised that fresh vege tables should be given twice a week ad ditional to the biscuits. A searching for something that would obviate the need for this addition led to the discov ery that the only vegetable which did not lose its distinguishing properties under the great heat to which the cake is subjected in baking is beet-root; and" as it has all the desirable elements, for some years past all the biscuits sent out have contained beet root. The last ingredient is prairie meat, which is not as many persons simnose tallow, greases or butchers' refuse. It is meat from the west and South America From it all fat has been removed, but the most valuable gristle and bones re main to be ground up and is not only of the best quality from a feeding point of view, but perfectly sweet and good. Analysis has shown that.it is much more nutritious than the beef usually sold in the butchers' shops for it contains only five per cent, of water. When the Moon Changes. During a long storm persons who are well versed in weather lore arc often heard to console themselves with the prediction that there will be a change of weather when the moon changes. Nasmyth and Carpenter characterize as a popular error in its most absurd form this belief that a gradual turning of tho moon's face toward and away from the sun could, .at certain points, upset the existing condition of our atmosphere. generate clouds and pour down rain. In England (and the same may be said of America) the weather changes about every three das, and there is a chancre of the moon every seven days, so that many coincidents must occur. Those who believe that "the moon rules the weather" always credit such coinci dences to lunar influences. But the theory is untenable unless it applies to every case, and unless the same effect is always produced by the same cause. To suppose that a changc,of the moon will turn dry weather to wet, or wet to dry, indiscriminately, is the merest childish ness, and contrary to all meteorological records. Philadelphia Inquirer. On the Congo. The celebrated explorer Grenfell, who has just returned to Europe, says that the scarcity of food on the lower Congo, which so greatly embarrassed Stanley and compelled his large force for some weeks to live almost solely upon hippo potamus meat, was not the result of a failure of crops. The Batcke, who in habit both banks of the river for a long ways, prefer to live by trading their ivory for goods, raising barely enough food for their own use. The great de mand for food this year exhausted their meagre store. They have gone hungry themselves and have been driven bv short supplies to put more land into crops and to extend their fisheries. Mr. Grenfell believes the lesson will be salu tary, and that the Bateke, seeing that they can make food raising as profitable as the ivory trade, will begin cultivating the land upon a large scale. The princi pal white stations are now encouraging the natives near there to raise food to sell to the whites. Why a Tramp Sticks to a Railroad. "And say, young man," he continued. if you ever go travelling like me, avoid steamships. I went as a stowaway one time, and I'll tell you what happened Alter three days out at sea I Avas dis .1 m. , . - uuvereu. xncj captain said to mp? 'Young man, you'll have to go to wdk .' He set me to scraping off paint for nine days. And at the end of that time wo reached port, and, instead of being al lowed to land, I was placed in irons and kept there until we left, when I was liberated and set to work airain all the way to New York, where they allowed me to go. I never went to sea again Railroads arc good enough for me." San Francisco- Chronicle As Directed. Old Lady (in drug store, to small boy What am I to take this medicine in, onriy? Sonny Take it in your mouth, mum. Tain't to bo rubbcdpHtflfew York ouu, ts. . . --- i . CHATHAM CO., N. C, CHILDREN'S COLUMN. Clover Blossoms. Treading, tripping, trudging through The fields of blowing grasses, , Clover blossoms every where, How merrily time passes ! Clover blossoms white and red Swaying "with the grasses. See the summer's mimic snow, The daisy petals flying ! Ilither, thither, everywhere, Upon the grosses lying: O'er the clover white and red Daisy petals flying. What is now the time of day ? Ask your gray heads olden, . Who would guess that twer they Were dandelions golden? 'Mong the clover white and red Blow the gray heads olden. Buttercups your story tell And say who's fond of butter I Violets arise and dance For all the field's a-flutter ! See the clover white and red Swaying with the grasses. Jessie Hendefson, in Observer. The Tale of a Boy Farmer. There is a boy living in a town in New York State whose achievements put tc the blush the heroic deeds of precocious youngsters in dime novel literature. The facts of the case, according to the local newspaper, are as follows : Two years ago the boy's father, who was a farmer, died, leaving a widow, four children and an $1800 mortgage on the farm. The eldest child, a boy of 15, set to work at once to try to carry on the farm. He has plowed the fields, sowed, cultivated and reaped; he has had sole charge of a large number of cattle and horses on the place, has managed a retail milk business, and has himself marketed all the farm pro ducts. Last summer he found time after his work in the fields to paint the house twice over and to build five new fences. In the winter he not only attends to the necessary work about the farm, but teaches a country school three miles away, fells timber in the woods on Sat urdays, and writes excellent letters to the local newspapers. The farm is not only out of debt and in splendid condi tion, but the lad and his mother have enough money to buy twenty more acres cf laud. The home of thi3 remarkable youth is in Phelps, Ontario County, and if any of our readers happen to live in the vicin ity, we should be pleased to have their verification of the story. Golden Ar gosy. The Mistaken Hen. the hrst time the pretty white hen belonging to Mr. Farmer raised a brool it almost broke her heart to seethe little creatures take to the brook and go sail ing off beyond her reach. She stood mourniully on the bank and called to them and promised them all sort3 ot dainties, such as fat Avorms and big grasshoppers. They took no notice of her calls whatever; they floated about, ducked their heads under water, and came ashore when they felt like it. As they did this every davand several times daily, the mother hen soon be -came a little used to it; but it was al ways a puzzle to her. While she waited for them on dry land she must have wondered a great deal why they didn't drown. At last she must have given it up as one of those things' no hen could find out. The fact was, Mr. Farmer had set her on cluck s eggs. After she had raised half a dozen families of ducks ah nn longer worried about fhe ways of her broods. Possibly she thought that when w o she was a chicken she had known how to swim herself, and that it was only ad vancing age which cut her off from this ! pleasure. But there came a day when Mr. Farmer decided to set her upon some of her own eggs and hatch out some chicken for Christmas. The oid hen, nothing doubt ing, brought off her family of nine fluffy chickens, with the usual pride of her race. Then, not observing that they were differently shaped from her other children, and that their feet were just like her own, she strutted straight to the brook, with the nine little victims, ex pecting them to launch away. But, as they refused to do so, she feeling sure that a bath was necessary for their health, and that they must be taught to obey, pushed them, one and all, into the water and drowned the whole brood. Tar and Feathers. The first notice we have of the use of tar and feathers on an offensive persom is in a statute of Richard Coeur de Leon,, of England, w,hich provided that any robber voyaging with the Crusaders "shall be first shaved, then boiling pitch shall be poured upon his head, and a cushion of feathers shook over it." The offender was to be put ashore at the first place the vessel touched and there left to his own devices. Detroit Free Press. ' - Capital and Labor. When a young man sits in the parlor talking nonsense to his best girl that's capital. But when he has to stay in of vcnings after they're married that la- t bor. Merchant Traveler. SEPTEMBER 8, 1887. SLEEPING. WONDERS. Feats of Some Men While in-the Arms of Morpheus. Falling Asleep at the Stake and In Battle. Sleep in most individuals lasts for the space of eight hours. Exceptions to this statement are numerous ; whether t these arise from duty or laziness we shall not venture to examine. Sir E. Corrington, the famous naval officer, when midship man, could watch on deck for nineteen hours; this left only five for sleep, which in his case was most profound, so pro found that no noise was sufficiently strong to waken him. Yet if the word "signal!" was whispered in his car he awoke and was on deck instantly. Reporters of the House of Commons require great exertions to keep them selves from sleeping. A few years ago a distinguished member of the "gentle men in the gallery" took down a speech while he was sleeping. His statement rests on his oath. Calvin tells of a friend of reading aloud to him while asleep. The organ of vision was alone active. Coleridge, the dreaming philosopher, composed "Cubla Khan" (one of his poems) while fast asleep. Next morn ing he was sure there had been an ac quisition to his literature, but was too negligent to write the stanzas. A few daj-s afterward he attempted to recall the verses, but they had for the most part fled, and the poem as it now stands is but a fragment. Every one knows that extreme fatigue induces sleep, and this in spite of sur rounding relations, which under ordi uaijf circumstances wouiu hinder any one from resting. Previous to the short cning of the hours of work factory chil dren frequently fell asleep while work ing at the machines, although well aware that they would incur severe punishment by doing so. The North American In dian, at the stake of torture, has been known to go to sleep on the least remis sion of agony, and will slumber until the hre is applied to awaken him. It is on record that during the heat of the battle of the Nile some of the over- fatigued boys fell asleep upon the deck, and during the attack upon Rangoon, in the Burmese war, the captain of one of the steam frigates most actively cn .1 . . . gageu, worn out uy the excess of con tinued mental tension, fell asleep and remained perfectly unconscious for two hours, within a yard of his largest guns, which were being worked energetically the whole period. ir.i .'t i .. name ana time, place and circum stances, predispose us all to sleep. The celebrated pedestrian, Captain Barclay, when accomplishing his extraordinary feat of walking 1000 miles in as many successive hours, obtained at last such a mastery over himself that he fell asleep the instant he lay down. The doctor's wife never hears the door-bell during the night, although the noise is sufficient to rouse the wearied husband; but should a child in the nursery cry, then the mother, oblivious to all other sounds, hears at once the infant's voice. It is related that the Abbe Faria, who acquired notoriety through his power of inducing somnambulism, was accustomed merely to place his patient in an arm chair, after telling him to shut his eyes and collect himself, and proaounce in a strong voice "dormcz," which was usu ally successful. There seems to be no limit to the won dcrs displayed by man in sleeping. Con dorcct, the mathematician, solved one of his most difficult problems while asleep a problem, too, which puzzled him during his waking hours. A professor of theology in the University of Basle once wrote a sermon while asleep ; he found it on his desk next morning. The preceding night he could not grapple with the subject as he desired, but the performance of his sleeping hours was quite satisfactory to him. Jenny Lind was one of the most cele- oratea singers oi ncr time. jno one could rival her powers except a factory girl, who sang sometimes better than the famous Jenny. The girl could not at tempt any difficult piece when awake, but when sleeping she sang so correctly, so like the renowned artiste, that it was difficult to distinguish between their voices. On one occasion Mile. Lind heard the girl, and even tested the ac curacy of her powers by giving her a long and elaborate chromatic exercise. This the sleeping girl performed, much to the wonder of the famous Swedish singer. London Telegraph. A Quick Filter. '.'For a quick filter, take a clear piece of chamois skin, free from thin places, cut it of the desired length, wash it in a weak solution of sal soda or any alkali to remove the grease, and rinse thor oughly in cold water before using. Tinc tures, elixirs, syrups, and even muci lages, are, says a writer in Druggists' Cir cular, filtered rapidly. A pint of the thickest syrup wtil run through in four or five minutes. By washing thorough ly after each time of using it will last a long time. NO. 2. The World's tioid. voia is dispersed over almost all the world, in one or other of those various forms, either in auriferous quartz, ancient river gravels, in modern allu vium Or On fhf herls nf sfronma Tn - w hj a Britain where large quantities exist in the form of sovereigns, a certain amount of local gold is found near Dolgelly, dis persed through veins or quartz, but hardly in sufficient quanties to repay ting. In Scotland a few of the streams in Sutherland, tributaries of the Helmsdale river, bring down small nug gets from the neighboring drift. In Ire land gold occurs in places among the Wicklow hills, but none has yet been discovered in the natural matrix, though a few specks have sometimes been observed on rocks in different parts of the country. Europe as a whole, how ever, is poor in gold. A little has at times been mined in the Thuringian lorest; considerable amounts exist in Bohemia; Hungary and Italy yield fair quantities; and a moderate amount is found in the Ural mountains, both in original deposits and in beds of river sand. In the last-named case, the specks are too small to be separately visible to the naked eye. In Asia there is far more gold. India has a vast amount, if you can only get at u A do not wish to encourage reckless speculation chiefly by crushing very solid rock. S:beria also " of gold, and other outlying countries come in for their share. But where Africa's sunny fountains roll down their golden sand, or, to be more precise, on the gold coast richer deposits have long been known. while the Transvaal just at present forms the newest Eldorado of adven turous miners and still more adventur ous, not tO S8V foolish inwafnra T America there is gold in California, gold in the Rocky mountains, gold in the Al- leghanies, gold in Canada. And in Australia there is more gold still, though the yield of late has steadily fallen off, and the mines of Victoria have begun to show symptoms of gradual exhaustion. Cornhill. The Old Man Was Too Hasty. A staid old Hubbardston farmer came to the Hub yesterday to do "a leetlo tradin'," and as he meandered down Washington street "headed for the Fitchburg depot," as he said, he sud denly halted, gazed excitedly at a sign in front of a clothing-house, and then darted into the store exclaiming, 4 'Well, I vum, that is good!" After due deliber ation he selected a $10 suit of clothes, tendering in payment just $7. "That's the right change, sir," said he to the astonished clerk. 4 'But I don't under stand it; I told you that suit would be $10," argued the clerk. "Yes, I know, but don't your old sign out at the door say, "All we want is 70 cents on the dollar?' " and picking up his new pur chase the honest old Hubbardston far mer hastily left. He trotted along con gratulating himself on his wonderful smartness, and was heard to mutter, 4 'I guess I'm lively enough for these 'ere city folks." But a sudden change came "o'er the spirit of his dreams" after he had walked a short distance. A look of utter disgust overspread his face, the bundle fell from his arms, and in a mournful tone he said, 44 Why didn't I look around a little before I bought them clothes?" The cause of his con sternation was another clothing sign that read: "Goods sold here at. half price." After studying the situation several minutes he resumed his journey depotward, saying, 4 4I might have saved $5 just as well as not if I hadn't been in such a pesky hurry." Boston Post. Wooden Shoes. The wooden shoes in use among the French peasantry, have, I see, been in troduced in London for children's wear. The wooden shoe is not in very free use with us. French workmen in certain classes of factories and shops where the floors are always wet have adopted them and you can buy them in the French quarter, where they form part of the stock of every small grocery store. Like snow-shoes they require that the wearer shall be educated up to them, and no one will ever wear them who can afford to wear a leather shoe. Leather uppers with wooden soles are worn by many workmen at work and these are clumsy and ponderous enough. When it comes to a shoo entirely of wood the Anglo-Saxon foot must kick. New York News. "Now I Lay Me." The authorship of the little praye "Now I Lay Me," is thus accounted for in an almanac of the year 1691, in the possession of the Massachusetts Historical Society. The advertisement reads: "There is uow in the press and will suddenly be extant, a second' im pression of the New England Primer, enlarged, to which is added directions for spelling the Prayer of K. Edward the VE, and verses made by Mr. Rogers, the martyr, left as a legacy to his children. Sold by Benjamin Har ris, at the Loudon Conec House in Bos ton." From this notice we learn that "Now I Lay Me," is among the verses made by Mr. Rogers, the martyr.- De troit Free Press. ADVERTISING One square, one insertion- 1.00 One square, two insertion - - 1.50 One square, one month, - - 2.60 For larcer advertisements liberal con tracts will be made. Tho Highwayman. Did you ever meet a robber, with a pistol and a knife, . Whose prompt and cordial greeting was, "Your money or your lifel" Who, while you stood a-trembling,with your hands above your head, Took your gold, most grimly offering to pay you in cold load? Well, I once met a robber; I was going home to tea; The way was rather lonely,though not yet toe . dark to see That the sturdy rogue who stopped me there was very fully armed; But I'm honest in maintaining that I didn't feel alarmed. He was panting hard from running, so I, being still undaunted, -Very boldly faced the rascal and demanded what he wanted. I was quite as big as he was, and I was not -out of breath, So I didn't fear his shooting me, or stabbing me to death. In answer to my question the highwayman raised an arm And pointed it straight at me, though I still felt no alarm; He did not ask for money, but what he said was this, "You cannot pass, papa, unless you give your boy a kiss!" Allen G. Bigelow, in St. Nicholas. HUMOROUS. Aboard bill The carpenter's state ment. Canada will soon thirst for peace if she goes to war on codfish. A squall makes sailboats capsize, but makes a baby's mouth one size larger. If some men knew as much as they talked there wouldn't be any sale for the encyclopedia. At the rate centenarians are increas ing in this country there will be soon no young people left. Tramp "Are you going in bathing sir?" Gentleman "Yes." Tramp 4 'Shall I hold your pockctbook?" Recent statistics show that the export ation of cheese from this country to Eng land has attained mity proportions. 4 'Two knots an hour isn't such bad time for a clergyman," smilingly said the minister to himself, just after he had united the second couple. "John," said the wife of a base-ball umpire, "Tommy has been a very bad little boy to-day." "Is that so?" he re plied, absent-miudedly. 4 'Well, I'll fine him twenty-five dollars." Alarmed Pedestrian (picking up a painter at the foot of a ladder) My poor man, are you hurt much? Painter Only three ribs broken. But I went down with colors flying, didn't I? 4 'How old are you, my son?" asked an old gentleman of a 4 'tot" who was cele brating his birthday. 4 'I'm 4," was the reply, "and I'm mighty glad of it; I was getting very tired of being 3 all the time." ' i i The Capricious Candle. Put a lighted candle behind a bottle, pickle jar, stove pipe or any other ob ject having a polished surface, then station yourself about twelve inches from the object, so that it hides the flame of the candle from you, and blow with your breath. The candle will be very, easily extinguished, in consequence of the currents of air that you have created around the object meeting near the flame. With a board or a sheet of card board of the width of the bottle, ex tinction would be impossible. This experiment has a counterpart that has been communicated to use by Mr. Harmand of Paris. Take two bottles, instead of one, and place them alongside of each other, so as to leave a space of half an inch between them. Place the candle opposite this space, and, preserving the same distance as before between your mouth and the candle, blow strongly against the flame. Not only will the latter not be extin guished, but it will incline slightly to ward you as if through the effect of suc tion. This phenomenon, which is analogous to the preceding, is due to the fact that as a portion of the air cannot pass between the bottles, it flows around their exterior and returns to the operator. j Lc Chercheur. Where Captain John Smith was Killed. "Why don't you people locate the exact spot where the Indians placed Captain John Smith upon the rock to kill him?" Iasked of two gentlemen of an antiquarian turn who were perusing some old Virginia records. "Well," answered one of them, 4 'that is a hard question to settle. Sometimes we have strong reasons for locating the spot at 4Powhatan' just below the city; then again we think it ought to be further down the river, but since so many relic hunters have chipped pieces from a -big rock at 'Powhatan' believing that they were securing fragments of the stone up on which Smith's head was placed to re ceive blows from the clubs of the In dians, it seems a pity to weave out facts that would mar the legendary lore that has so long clustered about 'Powhatan' jnd the 'stone in the yard.'" Ambignons. 'And how did you like America, Count?" 4 'Ah 1 zc longer I stay away, ze bettor I like it." Life. ??? J . X'. --t'--