(Jtl)c Cljatljcuu Rccorb. A II. .A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One copy, one year -One copy, six months . One copy, three months $2.00 $1.00 . 50 In Fields of Corn. In Fields of corn the sunbeams creep, Whore cups of crimson poppies steep And drop their drow sy dreams until The little winds grow faint and still, On murmuring leify seas asleep, In fields of corn. The yellow kernels fold and keep The mallow wealth tho s?ason3 he an. And happy orioles pause and trill In fields of corn. In fields of corn the truant sheep Through red-tipped tangled tassels peep, Where silky tufts in crinkles spill From silvery sheaths tho ripe ears fill Like golden sweets my heart hoards deep, In fields of corn. Evaleen Stein. JUJANITA'S FATE. BY HTBKHT II. BANCROFT. lu the early mining days of Califor nia it was very rarely that the rough men laid hands upon a woman to mete out justice to her. About the only sen timent that had withstood the hard life of the mines was that laid ia earlier days by the the tender influence of mother, sister or wife, and this had become soft ly intensified. So woven among the fibers of the heart was it, so mingled with the sensuous blood, so wrapped within the folds of passionate imagination that, like ash-covered coals, the drearer the aspect without tho warmer glowed the the within. It mattered not so much to them who or what she wasjshe might be chaste and fair or as wicked as Jezebel, she wa the impersonation of their fancy-ridden brain, the expression of their innermost ideal of the beautiful and good. Then wild, indeed, must have been the fury that maddened them against a woman ; and never was insen sate wrath more manifest than among the miners of the Yuba for miles on either tide of Downievillc, when on the morning of July 5, 1831, it was known that a comrade had been slain, butchered with a long, sharp knife, by a woman. Sex was suddenly lost sight of, obliterated by the whirl of passion, which left nothing in sight but the bloody deed. Joe Cannon killed! Cut to the heart by a woman! The words were appalling. Joe was the favoiite of the camp, the finest fellow that ever swung a pick or dislodged a bowlder. He was over six feet high, straight as a poplar, with limbs as clear as those of a newly-barked madrona. His nearly 240 pounds of weight was all muscular, his chest wa3 like that of an ox, and the arms of Hercules hung from bis shoulders. And yet he would not harm a fly; though his sinews were hard his heart was softness itself. Jos gone! Stabbed to death, and by a woman ! Joe was the soul of honor. He knew noth ing of cheating and chicanery. He was not very learned, beiug single and sim ple in his thoughts, and double dealing found no place in his nature. He liked his occasional frolics, but, though he could laugh and carouse with the best of them, he was kinder in his cups, if possible, than out of them. There was no poison in his heart that the fiery liquid could bring to the surface. In nobleness ho was a giant, in guile a child. Joe Cannon dead! Stabbed in the breast, and by a woman ! Slowly the full force of the truth was realized. All along the muddy Yuba and up its discolored tributaries the tidings spread from claim to claim like an electric message, until for miles around Downievillc were heard the cries of "Murder!" "Joe Cannon killed!" "Cut to the heart by a woman!" They dropped pick, pan, and shovel; water was left to run to waste and the gold unwatched in tho bottom of the sluice boxes; from up and down the Yuba and from its discolored tributaries a stream of angry miners began to pour into town. Five thousand men were gathered in Downieville that day. Mingling with the miners that thronged the streets were traders, packers, gamblers, politicians, and professional rascals. The deed was done at 10 o'clock, and in an hour later a dense crowd pressed around the unfinished tenement of split boards into which the unfortunate man was carried. Within lay the dying miner upon a puncheon floor. Standing around the prostrate form were half a score of miners fresh from their work, with woolen shirt sleeves rolled up above the elbows and overalls tucked into the tops of their ponderous and muddy boots. Silent ly and solemnly they stood with grizzled heads uncovered and slightly bowed, while on the contracted brows and com pressed lips sorrow and anger struggled for mastery. Silence within and with out, until at length the murdered miner ceased to breathe; then from the deep stillness a faint murmur began, which. gradually grew to a low and terrible buzz. Fresh arrivals came pouriug in Strangers asked, Who is he? Who killed him? Where is the murderer? Presently the centre of the mas3 begm to sure in a definite direction; they were full enough of purpose then. JUost significant of all was the almost sueu uuzz, wmcn was tnc low purring oi tho blood-thirsty beast about to spring upon its prey. She was only 21. a id a little woman, too. Scarcely lw fed in height, with slender, symmetri cal li run-, agile and extremely graccl't:'. ia h'.r movements; with soft skin .1 vol. x. olive hue, long black hair, and dark, deep, lustrous eyes. Her name was Juanita, and her Spanish blood was di luted with the aboriginal American. The man she killed could have picked her up with one hand and tossed her into the Yuba River. Although Joe Cannon was a stalwar Britisher, he could not let the immortal Fourth pass by without assisting m its celebration. Any day was worthy of celebrating to him in which his com rades would turn out and carouse in company. And this time they had made a glorious night of it He and the rest of them were very drunk and conse quently very happy. From store to store, from house to house, up and down all the streets they went, rapping up the inmates, compelling the master of the house to treat and join thorn. It was rare fun. Passing the premises of a Mexican montc dealer, Joe Cannon kicked at the door. As he was not in a condition to stand steadily on one foot, he gave it a little harder blow than was necessary; for the door was secured only by leather hinges aud it fell in. At least the boys told him so next morning that he had kicked in the Mexican door. That was all right, said Joe. He knew the montc dealer well, and had often bet an ounce or two in passing his table; the damage could not be great; he would go round after breakfast, pay for it, and apologize. True, there was the wife; she perhaps might not appreciate the foreign patriotism which disturbed her rest but she was a bashful, retiring little thing and no one thought of her. Ap proaching the house, Joe found the door still down. The Mexican was within; placing a hand on cither door-post to steady himself, for his head seemed as big as a barrel and his legs were a little shaky, he began to talk to the man in broken Spanish, as best he could. Sud denly from a corner where she had lain concealed the little woman sprang up and quick as a flash threw herself upon the strong man's breast and buried her knife in his bosom. It was all done in an instant, and he who had come to make reparation for a trivial injury com mitted in a mom out of music, he, the image of physical perfection and the pride of the camp, lay as dead. Why did she do it? Did this man visit her house to insult her? Had they met at any time, and was there ill-will existing on either side? No one knew. All those miners knew or cared to know was that it was a monstrous punishment for so slight a thing. Aud now, when the enraged miners, with a blow of the list, burst in her door and stood before her, Juanita mani fested not the slightest fear; and yet she knew she must die. It was not defi ance nor brazen impudence; she assumed no character ; she acted only on the primary impulse of her nature, and that was stoical submission to inexorable fate. She knew that she must die, and that was the end of it. Within range of a pistol shot were 2,0D0 men, every one of whom harbored at that moment a deter mined purpose sufficient to insure her death, and she knew it; the very cer tainty of the result seemed to destroy the sting of death. Hastily putting in place some scattered articles and glanc ing carefully at her dress she was al ready attired in her best she signified her readiness to go. The blaze of angry eyes and the frowning faces were all lost on her; she was thinking of her own af fairs, thinking how she should send something to her friends; thinking about her household, and how her husband would do in her absence. A large pavilion that had been erected for the celebration ceremonies of the day before still stood near the centre of the town ; there was a raised platform with chairs and tabic, making it just the place for the occasion, aud there the dark-eyed, bashful little murderess was conducted by her guard of 2000. Twelve men eagerly responded to the call for a jury; happy he who could have a part in this gentle strangulation. Glancing at each other and at the min ers around them, they seemed to say: "All is sale ana settled; woman or no woman, she hangs." Lawyers for the defense were backward in presenting themselves, but there were twenty for the prosecution. Probably in the his tory of mobs there was never a form of trial more farcical than this. Had they hanged the woman immediately, our re snect would be greater than wnen we see a criminal so absolutely and univcr sally prejudiced and sentenced be fore trial. It was wholly unlike the procedure of the customary popular tribunal. It seemed that on the instant the miners had not only thrown aside their usual chivalrous adoration of sex, but that ' now they would wreak their relentless wrath upon the object of their abhorrence with all the force they possessed. That there was so little of this woman to pulverize and scatter seemed to exasperate them. A humane physician mounted the stand and testified that she was not in a fit condition to be hanged. What such testimony had to do with the case no body knew or cared. A howl of disap proval followed ; the good doctor was driven from the stand, driven from the town, and dared not return or show himself for several days. As there was PITTSBORO', not a lawyer who had the courage to do- j fend her, a gentleman attempted a speech in behalf of the prisoner, but ho ' was beaten off the platform, kicked j from the tribunal, and kicked along the i passage-way that opened through the I dense crowd without until he reached the limits of the town and wa3 glad to escape across the river with his hat and mule behind him. At a hotel overlook ing the tribunal was a candidate running for Congress; he was besought to go out and speak to the mob, but had no am bition that way. Ho was not of the stuff of which martyrs are made. There were times and places for all things ; a time for advocating law and order, and a time for refraining from it, and this in the eyes of this country-server clearly was a time for silence. So Juanita was tried; but tho trial was a sad, one-sided affair, in which there was a total absence of that love for fair play so characteristic of the American miner. No one dared to say a word for her; for a moment the men of that region seemed, inspired by Satan to the doing of his infernal will. When the verdict was form ally declared Juanita gave a quiet little laugh, as if to say, How droll! These great American men tnink in tnis aping of ancient forms they have given their prisoner a trial. Juiuita made her will, verbally, in the four hours allowed her before execution, arranged her affairs, and gave her few effects away. During it all her courage carried her far beyond the usual stolid fortitude of her race. At a time when men tremble and pray, she was her natural self, neither gay nor sad. She was as far from looking light ly on the matter as from giving way to senseless sorrow. Near at hand a bridge spanned the Yuba. Its builder had left two uprights, near its middle, with a beam acioss, as if for the express pur pose of hanging. It was just the place for the occasion, and Juanita walked down to the bridge with a light, elastic step, surrounded by her friends, chatting quietly with them on the way. She shook hands with them all, but not a tear nor a tremor was visible. She mounted a step-ladder to a scantling that had been tied for her to stand upon. She took from her head a man's hat that had kindly been placed there by some friend, and shied it with un erring accuracy to its owner, smiling her thanks. Then, with quick dexterity, she twisted up her long black tresses, smoothed her dress, placed the noose over her head, and arranged the rope carefully. And finally lifted her hands, which she had refused to have tied, exclaimed, "Adios senores!" and the fatal signal was given. Chicago Trib une. Coffee. The Hollanders are the greatest cof fee drinkers in the world, their annual consumption being about eighteen pounds per head of the whole population. Amsterdam has long been one of the great coffee marts of the world; and, being admitted free of duty, coffee is very cheap. Next come Belgium and Denmark, in which the consumption per capita is about half that of Holland. Next come the United States, in which the consumption per capita in 1880 was eight and eight-tenths pounds. Tho present consumption of coffee in thi United States may be stated at a little over one pound per week for each famj ily in the nation. In the use of tea and coffee the people of England and tho United States present a most remarkable contrast. The annual consumption oi the people of England is just about a pound of coffee per head, or about one eighth of that of the people of tho United States. Comparing the consump tion of tea with that of coffee, it will bo found that, while the people of tho United States use about five pounds of coffee to one of tea. the people of Eng laud use five pounds of tea to one of coffee. There arc fashions in coffee, as in al most everything. Thurbcr, in his book on coffee, says : "At Aden and Alexandria the Mocha coffee is carefully picked over, and as sorted in compliance with the singular fashion in trade which creates a demand in Europe for the larger beans, while the United States will have none but the smaller ones. In point of fact", the larger beans are the best, being fully de veloped, more perfect in appearance and flavor." Good Cheer. Bobby Explains. Minister (dining with the family) You never go fishing on Sundays, dc you, Bobby? Bobby Oh, no, sir. Minister That's right, Bobby. Now, can you tell me why you don't go fish ing on Sunday? Bobby Yes, sir. Pa says he doesn't want to be bothered with me. New York Sun. A Waste Product Utilized. - A new British industry is the prepara tion of basic slag for agricultural ma nure. The material is pulverised by ma chinery to such an extent that the fin ished product will pass through a sieve of 10,000 holes to the square inch. The fertilizing properties of this slag arc due to the large proportion of iron and phos phoric acid which i contains. Ay CHATHAM CO., N. C, CHILDREN'S COLUMN. Grace and the Moon. Iear little Grace at the window stood, Watching, that Winter night, The great round moon in the fair blue sky, Where it shown so big and bright. Till a cloud swept over its shining face, Then she turned with a little pout: "I wanted to look at the moon," she said, 'But somebody's blowed it out!" Wide Awake. "Unstrensthened" Water. Susy had fixed some ginger and sweet ened water for -if ink one hot day, and carried some to her father. "It is too strong," he said, after try ing it. Off trottedthe little one, and came back again. "Try it now, papa," she said, unstrcngthened it with water." soon Tve About a Blind Fisherman. You know how wonderfully clever blind people often are what fine mu sicians they make, and what capital tradesmen they usually arc. Let me tell you about Alexander Main, of Nairn, who was blind almost from birth, and yet was as able a fisherman as ever handled net or bot. He rowed well and steered skilfully. In some peculiar way he knew when a breeze was going to rise, and even told his mates to take in sail and so forth several minutes be fore they saw any need to do so. The nets he managed admirably, and could bait a long line of five hundicd hooks, and put it in the sea without a mistake. And he remove .1 his catches just as neatly; and whin the labors of the day were over he would get his line in readi ness for the next, like a methodical man that disliked to be careless or slovenly. Pursuing the Puma. The puma has a curious custom, which, however, often leads to its destruction. I am told that in some parts of South America, after it has killed its victims it will bury them in the ground. Per haps it thinks it very clever to be able to keep its meat in a larder. But really it only kills for others to eat. After it has placed bushes over its prey it lays itself down not far off to watch. It will need to be always on the alert, for the condors with their keen smell and keener sight will lose no time in finding out the hidden treasures of the pampas, bush-covered though they te. Of course the guilty owner of these stores cannot bear to sec the provisions which it had procured for itself partaken of by crea tures that had had no share in the risk or the crime of obtaining them. And so the puma pounces from its lair on the cunning condors, and the vultures rise in a body from their hasty meal. But this is just where the puma makes a fatal blunder. When the condors mount in the air the natives are certain to see them, and as soon as they sec them they raise the cry of "Lion!" "Lion!" for so they are pleased to term the in truder. Men and clogs are at once got ready for the hunt, which is highly ex citing a3 long as it lasts. Being kept up till the puma is slain, the chase is one-sided. Sometimes the life of the puma is cut short almost at once by a smart throw of the lasso, in the use oi which the natives of the pampas are ex pert. Often tho animal manages to reach a forest and takes to a tree. But even there it has no peace, for it is either shot forthwith or baited by the dogs, which seem to find a grim pleasure in waiting for the end. If the country is flat and open the puma cudgels its brains as it flics along in a bold, but usually vain, endeavor to outwit its pursuers. It has been known to "double" .like the hare, and thus try and put the hounds off the scent. But the chase is much too earn est, as no one feels any desire to give such a bad lot as the puma the smallest chance or the least "law." Little Folks. "By Hook or By Crook." Various derivations have been given of the oft used phrase, "By hook or by crook." One is that in ancient days the poor of a manor were allowed by the owners to go into the forests "with their hooks and crooks" to get wood. What they could not reach with their hooks they might pull down with their crooks. The "Bodmin Register" (English, 1525) says: "Dynmure Wood was ever open and common to the inhabitants of Bod min, to bear away upon their backs a burden of lop, crop, hook, crook and bagwood." Another version is that after the Great Fire of London (1666) the boundary marks of the different properties were so hard to define accu rately and the decisions of the law courts so conflicting that matters were placed in the hands of two smart lawyers named Hook and Crook; hence the say ing. "We must get it settled by Hook or Crook." An Irish origin is claimed for the phrase by the people of Water ford, who say that when Strongbow (in the time of Henry H.) invaded Ireland he determined to make his descent on the country by Hook Head or Crook Point, saying that he would have the country by "Hook or by Crook." Brewer, in "Phrase and Fable," inti mates that the allusion is to the hook of the footpad and the crook of the bishop, meaning by fair means or foul. Brook lyn Eagle. AyAyA Ay a NOVEMBER 3, 1887. CARRIER PIGEONS. How They Are Utilized By Some New York Brokers. Trained to Brokers' Carry Messages to Country Homes. "Oh, yes, several well-known men in tho street use carrier pigeons to bring them messages to their country homes," said Alfred de Cordova to a reporter the other day. "Pll tell you how I trained my birds to bring tho stock, quotations to my country place, Cheetolah, two miles from the station at North Branch, N.J. About three years ago I bought four pair of 'squcelcrs,' or 'squabs,' took them down to the country and made them a comfortable coop. The birds were kept confined, but well fed and looked after for three weeks, when the window of their home was opened for them in order that they might go in and out at pleasure. The first thing they did was to go to the window and look out; next they would hop about until they were a foot from their room. They recon noitered and carefully observed every thing, and then they went in again. In a few minutes they would come out once more and, I could clearly see, with greater assurance. They flew on the roof, picked themselves, and played around till night time, when they went back, each to tho identical place where it had been accustomed to roost. After several days, as soon as the birds were certain that they would not he molested, they commenced to take observatbms of my place, and, having thoroughly satisfied themselves that they were at home, they flew around in larger circles for a mile or two. The next step was to take them on short trips, I would put the pigeons in a large basket with the lid down, take them a half mile from their coop, and libc ate them. They would fly straight up into tho air, circle around, and then point right for home. The next fly of the birds would be about a mile, then two miles, four miles, ten miles, and fifteen miles. I trained them by stages until they flew twenty, thirty, fifty, seventy five, and oue hundred and twenty-five miles. After that I found no training was necessary. If a bird does not get lost while undergoing this schooling it is just as apt to fly 500 miles without being lost. I finally brought my reliable birds to my office in New York and sent them back to my farm in North Branch. The distance is some forty-three mile3, but they arrived safe and sound. Since then I have frequently remained at the farm aud sent my birds to the office by the porter of the train, and dur ing the day my clerk sent bird after bird back to mc with half-hourly quota tions attached to its tail. The time the birds take to deliver their messages from Wall street to Cheetolah is from fifty minutes to one hour and twenty minutes. Before I had the birds I found that a telegram from New York would take two hours' time to reach me, and longer if the operators were just at their lunch or engaged in a flirtation. "My pigeon lofts are divided into the breeding and tho working seetion. I have attached an electric wire from my working loft to my house. So the mo ment a bird comes home from Wall street and tries to get in at the window of the cot it rings an electric bell in the house, and I go over and get the mes sage. "I have had some queer experiences with carrier pigeons. Their ways are as hard to predict as the weather. Birds that have repeatedly flown from 250 to 550 miles have failed to return home in practice flies of fifty to sixty miles. I have known birds to be as long as a month from home and then suddenly turn up as serenely as though there had been nothing unusual about their trip." New York Sun. The Kin? Headed the List. The King of Persia oace ordered his vizier to make out a list of all the fools in his dominions. He did so, and put his majesty's name at the head of them. The king asked him why, and he im mediately answered: "Because you en trusted a lac of rupees to men you don't know to buy horses for you a thousand miles off, and who'll never come back." "Ay, but suppose they come dack?" "Then I shall erase your name and in sert theirs." A Great Mind. Mr. Yeast Your wife is literary, she not? is Mr. Crimsonbeak Oh, yes; she's got one of the greatest minds I ever saw. "Is that a fact?" "Yes, inaeea; she s given me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years, and I guess she's got a large stock on hand yet." Statesman. No Reference to Him. It is Longfellow who says : "The rapture of pursuing Is the prize the vanquished gain." This cannot have any reference to the man who chases the last car at night and loses it, R stou Courier. NO. 9. Jealousies Darin? the Civil War. "War correspondence was often I serious task, being accomplished under many difficulties. After any engage ment, whether big or little, the corre spondents had tho greatest trouble to obtain correct information -from the forces that took part ia it. During the first year, and more, of the conflict. many minor officers of the regular army despised the volunteer, and few took pains to conceal their feeling. They seemed unwilling to give them any credit and the same injustice prevailed to a certain degree ameagtho volunteer com mands. When we inquire, therefore, of a brigade or division as to the part they had taken in battle, they would, if they had particpatcd at all, be likely to ap propriate most of the credit themselves. Then questioning some other brigade or division, they would declare the honors of the day belonged to them, and would deny the truth of the previous repori specifically and emphatically. Thus, an Ohio brigade would assume to havd done everything and to have saved an Indiana brigade from being cut to pieces; while an Indiana brigade would make the same assumption for them selves and disparage the troops of the neighboring state. The same was true of Iowa and Wisconsin, of Michigan and Minnesota troops. Each com uand had turned the tide of strife and covered it self with glory, so that there was very little leit tor tns rennin ler of tnc army to acnieve. inc west I'ointcrs naa no faith in the volunteers, come from where they might. They not infrequently dis puted their courage ; and when th-ey did not, they proclaimed their incompetency. War was an art, a science; how could novices be expected to acquire it with out study and experience? Regulars and volunteers corrected in time this vicious habit. With their in crease of military knowledge, tiny be came more intelligent and marc tolerant ; they understood themselves and others better. In truth, the first two years were little else th in a series of experi ments; they served as a sort of training school for learning the trade of war. Lippincott's Magazine. Another Statue of Liberty. A monument of liberty is to be con structed on one of the twin peaks which overlook the harbor or San Francisco. Adolph Sutro has let the contracts for the work which is to cost between 5000 and 6000. The figure and pedestal will be forty feet high. The figure will be eighteen feet high, and will be that of a women modeled after Burtholdi's great work in New York harbor, in this respect, that in the right hand will be borne aloft a powerful torch inside of which will be an electric light. In the left hand will be the sword of justice, and at her feet will be the fallen fi jure of Anarchy and Despotism endeav oring to pull down the hand which grasps the sword. The whole structure will be made of bluish sandstone. The light will be 1,000 feet above the level of the bay. and its rays will be seen foi miles along the coast and out at sea. The pedestal will rest in the base cut in the solid rock of the Peak. When built, the statue will prove of great value to the mariner, and will be one of the noted obiects on the Pacific slope. With Bar- tholdi's stati c in New York harbor, and this new work of art throwing its rays upon the bay of San Francisco, the light of liberty will be thrown from ocean to ocean. Demorcst. The Highest Church in Europe. The very highest church in Europe, according to the Bundner Tagblatt, is the pilgrimage chapel of St. Maria de Ziteit, above Salux, in the Canton of Graubunden. It lie3 2,434 metres above the sea level nearly 8,003 feet high above the forest, near the limits of per petual snow. It is only open during the summer time of that region or, as the folks thereabouts reckon, from St. John the Baptist's Day to St. Michael's Day and is used only by the Alp herds, who remain there through the summer with their cows and goats, and occasionally bv hunters in search of the chamois and marmot. All the inhabitants of Salux climb up thither on Midsummer Day to assist at tho first mass and hear the first sermon of the year, and there is also crowded congregation on Michaelmas Day, at the last service oi the year, From time to time a few stray pilgrims from the Graubunden Oberland and the Tyrol find their way there. The second highest church probably in jjairopc, that of Monstein, also open only in the sun mer, belongs to Graubunden. A Dish of Scorpions. A cur!6us dish was prepared the other day for a British traveler in Mexico. The attendants serve 1 up an omelet. and the servants partook very heartily of the dainty morsel, but the traveler mistrusted the fool owing to certain black particles mixed therein. Inquir ing as to the nature of the suspicious in gredients, he could scarcely believe hi ears when the reply was given, "Oh those are scorpions," and an investiga tion proved this to be true, the lowci order in Mexico thus utilizing the young scorpions, which are dug out, hundreds in a nest, their sling being cut ?8 be fore cooking. She Chatham Ketorfc BATES OF ADVERTISING One square, one insertion- $1.00 One square, two insertions - - 1.50 One square, one month - 250 For larger advertisements liberal con tracts will be made. The Yolce of the Wind, Who hath an eye to find mef Who hath a chain to bind mef My haunts are earth's fair forests, fields and seas. I blur the pictured dreams of sleeping fountains, Or send my voice along her piney moun tains, Hither and thither going where I please. Men see not, but they hear me, They love me, yet they fear me. For ne'er a spirit had such changing moods, From wafting heavenward the white winged ships O'er waters calm as lakes, I seize my whips And drive the tempests from-the solitudes. Who hath an eye to find me? Who hath a chain to bind me? The vagrant roamer of the homeless sky. Before the hoary mountains were, I lived, For ages murmering through their pines have grieved That 1 alone of all things ne'er shall die. J. P. Ritter, Jr. HUMOROUS. The harder a base ball club works tho more it plays. In its old ago every comb loses its teeth and hair. If a man blows his own trumpet, can his opinions be sound ? It takes nine tailors to make a man, but one tailor can make a dude. The toy balloon maker's business be ing greatly inflated has an upward tend ency. A man may be able to paint a town red from end to end, and yet possess hone of the cardinal virtues. The men who have walked barefooted over the burning sand of the desert al ways know all about the times "that tried men's soles." An enthusiastic editor wrote: "The battle is now opened." But, alas! tho intelligent compositor spelled "battle" with an "o," and his readers said they had suspected it all along. First masher"! say, Jack, such a lot of jolly girls smiled at me as I came down the Parade." Second masher 'No wonder, my boy; your necktie has got right round the other side of your car." It is said tluit at least 450,000 meteor3 fall from the heavens and strike tho earth every hour during the year; and yet when a man goes home with a dam aged hat, and tells his wife that he was c3 7 struck by a meteor, she will not believe him. A Japanese Chemist's Shop. The quaint old man whose loyal ad herence to the customs of his ancestors afforded mc such an interesting illus tration both of old Japan and old Brit ain was a seller of curoyakie i. e., car bonized animals; in other words, ani mals reduced to charcoal, and potted in small covered jars of earthenware, to be sold as medicine for the sick and suffer ing. Formerly all these animals were kept alive in the back premises, and customers selected the creature for them selves, and stood by to sec it killed and burned on the spot, so that there could be no deception, and no doubt as to the freshness of their charred medicine. Doubtless some insensible foreign in fluence may account for the disappear ance of the menagerie of waiting victims and their cremation-ground ; now the zoological back-yard has vanished, and only the strange chemist's shop remains, like a well-stored museum, wherein are ranged portions of the dried carcasses of dogs and dper, foxes and badgers, rats, mice, toads and frogs, tigers and ele phants. The rarer the animal, and the farther it has traveled, the more precious ap parently arc its virtues. From the roof hung festoons of gigantic snake-skins, which certainly were foreign importa tions from some land where pythons flourish, Japan being happily exempt from the presence "of such beautiful monsters. I saw one very fine piece oi a skin, which, though badly dried and much shrunken, measured twenty-six inches acros, but it was only a fragment ten feet in length, and was being grad ually consumed, inch by inch, to lend mystic virtue to compounds of many , strange ingredients. I was told that the perfect skin must have measured very nearly fifty feet in length. I saw an other fragment twenty-two feet long and twelve inches wide; this also had evidently shrunk considerably in dry ing, and must, when in life, have been a very fine specimen. Popular Science Monthly. Quality Not Quantity. "Do you know," said the chemistf "that some people believe that this ther mometer gives us a measure of the quan tity of heat? The name itself would in dicate that the originators of it believed it did some such thing. The fact is, a thermometer doesn't give the slightest information about the amount of heat. Say you have two one-gallon kettles filled with boiling water. The ther mometer marks 212 degrees in each. Now, put them together. The mixture contains twice the quantity of heat that cither gallon alone contained, and yet the thermometer docs not vary, but still .marks 212 degrees. The thermometer only gives the quality of tho heat." Indianapolis Journal.

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