l)c Cljatljam Wttoxb II. A.. LOIVOOIV, EUITOlt AND rHOl'KIETon. fsf II KATES ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, one insertion- One nqunrc, two ineertiona" Oue square, one month - fl.Ott 1.6(1 2.00 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanci. For larger advertisements hboral con tract will bo made. VOL. XII. I4TTSIM.)K( CHATHAM CO., N. C, NOVEMBER II, 188!). NO. M. i! A ll A! X:. v ft ' . i rr I R 1 Discovery. When tho world's first great westward voy ager Sall-d nut in fnith to (his now continent, .Whither he f It nil bin life-currents atir, Though knowing not unto what plao ho went, One day, no land in sight, his grating keel Reported shoal-; thu unconscious vessel kill Acrwp, nor heard the grinding snmlH reveal The fi-eret of tlie ma t lieyond them hid. He drifted psst, though wi.it of leaf and l.ir.l. Floating and fluttering after, bad", him tt ay ; Va;ue invitations everywhere he heard: By hopo't own dazing glamour led a-trny, He landed on an island's rim, nor guoi.-e I How nearly lie had won hi larger quosr. Alas! tho dumb, inscrutable human tea That will not tnll ut of the shore t wo w k! Its jealous waves, in in laning mockery, But just returned from pressing a blue ehee!i Against fresh roses blown f ir us, iii tn, In tur own r -idin, that n iver will bo ours. Though through tlio slurry dusk nil night wo lean, And, unaware, breatho bnham from tho flowers, And feel ils soft ini-ts wrapping us around, And hear far, wavo tossod voices whisper ing From somo dim bourne, beyond tho horlz m's b. uud Heart' kiinlrul stnrvi' g for tho lovo wo In in t, As wo fir theirs an unroaped hnrve.it-fl -Id: Our treasure, just within our iuucIi con. realed ! And yet, Columbus, this New World is thine! Thy olaim was in thy forward-ro idling wml, An inner, pren'int right; tlum did t divino Wi nders that the veil d hemisphere: should unroll At last, from out lilt blue blank of the so:i: An I whatsoever foot might tread this shore. Clear win thy title of discovorr. Whoso thotnght outsail -d tlw ships so long before. That whieh w. rei ngnlze an 1 seek is ours: Approaching, unpin--iv ed, rituitq.l souli tf ir irresistibly i ur nnhlt Kiwer.; I's toward our im n tho tldi of being rolls: And shall it n it be joy, iho voyago don, To know the continent ao I island one? l.v.vy l.nrrnm in llarvr'n. MAROHHARE'S WILL. If there hadn't been a touch of well, to put it mildly i tourh of ec centricily about old John Marchlmro, ho would li.ivo haidly in ido such a will. SjvcmiI yenrs beforo tho voiscl in which ho was returning fr tu the West Jndiui went down at sen, w t i nearly all on lionrd. John M.iic'ihuro was parked up by ono of tho boats, and clinging to a little girl a mero child wl.oso lifo he hud saved, while her relatives anil all who knew her wore among the lost. From tho litllo strnugcr thus thrown upon his cirj he did not turn away. Sho was too young to give an account of her parents or family ; and all sub- acijnout effort, to discover her kindred or whence sho c.imo pruv.-d frultlets, John Marclihare a loptcd her and took l.er to hi, heme and hvait. Having neither wi.V nor child, he felt free to il us he wo il l with his handsome fortune; an I it plenei him tint it should go to h:s u lop'.o 1 laugh ter "provide I," so ran hit will, "that if my suid adopted daughter sliou'd marry during the lifctiin of my brother, Edward Murchhate, whom I hereb constitute lur guardian, without the approval of my said brother, then the foregoing bejuets and devise.i slnll be come void, and my whole estate shall go to my said brother." This was an eccentric will; lm', we have already said John M irchharo w is on eccentric num. It is easy to seo that it wa loft t AKce .March hare, ai she was called, the threefold cho'cj of ac cepting a husband of her guaidian's se lection, of remaining single during Lis lifetime, or of forfeiting her fortune. That it wis thus made the interest of KJnar 1 Murt hliurj to npp-,n any match that might be offered to Allcj was a point that probably- did not occur to the testator, or, more likely still, he knew 111 brother better than to suspect that sordid motive would ever sway him in fulfilling a trust commit:cd to his con science. Alico had barely rca"l:cl womanhood when her benefactor died; but when it wns known how John JI irchli irj's will rcud and the power it gave his brother, suitors swarm jil nroun I about tlic y oim j lady and her guardian, a id it is liar I to te'd to which they wirj the most ob loquious. Oeorgo l'icston had not waited for the publication of Johu Muchharc's will as tho signal for falling in love with Alice, as several others had done, in spite Oi her boauty. Tho truth is, ho had been in that stato as far lace as be could remember. And Alice, we may as well let the rcoler k iow, hat always liked Oeorgr. But wheo t Ijorge Preston a.ke 1 Sir. Edward Maichhare'i pcrmitsion to tend er his hand to Al.ce, tho old gentleman shook ins hen I. ' Have yon a home to offer her?'' he asked? "or menus U support h'.'il" he added, before Ctjorge, in his confusion, co-ild find an answer. "Perhips," ha continued, giving the young man no linn to recovei himself "perhaps you think A lieu' s fottuno suf ficient for both. Now, whether she shnll have ono or not" "Is a question I havo never stopped to ask," broke in Gouge, indignantly. "Whether sin shall havo a forluno or not," sniil Mr. Marchh ire, disregarding tho interruption, "depends on her not marrying in my lifctinn in oppoiition to my wishes: and I shall cerlainly novcr wish to seo her weddo 1 ti a m:n willing to bo dependent for a living o.i the ix.u ity of his wife." "You inuo'i nvs'ako inV crio I tljorge, wlt'i fViihod face, "if you rank tin in that c'ass. llnva strongth and en erg" "Hut as yet they aro intii;d," said Alien's guardian, without waiting fi r him to linidi. "I am willing to put you to tho test, however. It turn n three years the possessor of if 50IHI saved from you own ouru ings, mid if Adeo then consents to hear your olI ;r I shall not oppio il." (Icorgo's face brightcne 1. A much severer orJeal would not havo dauntol 1 1 i in Ami whoa b'j tojk leave of Alice, tin il, 'h there was no formal plighting of troth between thorn, ho had no mil giving lest the end of tlir ?c yean should not find her faithfully waiting his re turn. The nllot'e I lini! had nearly gone by beforo tioiirge, after many struggles nnd hardsliipi, ha I suoccolcd in laying up t'.ic sum which entitled him to np pear an I claim of Marchharo tho fulfil ment of his promise. At a railway station, the last stop-ping-plaro on his journe homo, he went into tho refreshment roun for sup pi r. lie had not liilf linisheil the scanty repist when the souid of the boll, an I tho siimm :is of tho p irt"rs, enured a general coiiim itioa ail null for tho train. Goorgo caught up his overcoat, an I followed tho rest. On re '.rhing his destination ho was about to diaw on his overcoit prepara tory to leaving the c rriage, w'ei for the li st tiiivi he disei v.rc I that the enr nunt be had brought from the supper roi m wns not hi own. It was similar in color an I material, hut the attempt to put it i n at n-i uve tied the d.ff t nee. He was thunderstruck at tho di.covery. In a s-'cret pocket of his own coit was tho Innknoto which hail cist him threo years of anxious toil, a .d whieh repre sented so nuny p-ecio.i. ho ioi. He wildly run among the dispersing pissengers, l.ioking sha' p'y at ove.'y man lie met, as though expecting to find upon him tho object of his sra-cli. II it nil in vain; it was nowh'rs to btseen. Willi a vague purpox of advertising everywhere, nud telegraphing in all di rections, In was hurrying rapidly along, when whom should ho m-el but Mr. Murchharc! (ieorge's lirit greeting v.n to b'urt out his loss. "I am very sony,'' said the old g 'n tleman, grnv.dy; "but you know my conditions; nil 1 with respect to their f ullUlment, it scemi you ii'e j list where you started." "Uivj mo but another chance!' cried Oeorge. "I can earn doublo as much in the samo time. 1 will work night nud day to do it ! ' "Your time il up to-day," said Mr. Mirchhire; "and 1 havo promised my old friend, Well, in tho eve it of your failure, that his so:i Liwrenco may pay his a ldrjsscs to Alico to-morrow. The young man, though well enough, is something of a fop, and I doubt if Alice w II listen to his suit. Still, m,- word ispasiol. Ah, hero he conm! Shall I introduce you?" ' Siwop tbicfl atwop thief!" shouted a flashy-looking youth, rushing forward and soizing (orge by the collar. "What do you menni" rxelaimcd (Seorge, dashing nsido tho hand so ru lely laid upon him. "What' tho mattor, Lawrence?'' nskol Mr. Muchhare, astonished at the procee 1 ing. '.Mil tall! ma'tali enough, I should say I Why, that s tho fellah thatstowh; my cwoatt Thorn it is now on his arm." '(' me, come!' interposed Mr. Marclihare; "mistake! will happen sometimes." "Mistwakc!" snccre I Lawrcnco Wells. "A vowy likely mistwakc, soo ing mine's twieo tho best rwoat, and his is more than a yca'i behind the fwashion. I'm almost nshwamcd to bo swecn in it; lam, upon my swoul. But I'll hive satisiaction. I'll cawll the police! After a quick glanes at the young min'i apparel, (tjorjra flim asidj the roat on his arm, and, placing a hand on each of tho d:iu ly s s'ioulder, go', him out of the ono ho ha 1 o i, in a inann ir more rxpoditioui thin gentlo. Ilisti y examining tho secret pocket, ISjcrge foi id his money rufe; and Ltwrcucj Wolla was convinced, unler a'l tho cir. rumstanc.'s, that thero had, iudood, been u mistake. Mr. Marclihare took liira aside, nnd explained that hit call o.i Alic3 must be postponed fir tin prc out. We mcd scarcely add that il never too't place. Manufacture of Bogus (Jems.. 'What do you estimate to Im tho value of this solitnirei" nsked a stylish ly garlic 1 gentloman as ho leanod over the diamond counter in a jewelry es tablishment. 'That ii a pe. fect b?au!y," exclaim ed tho export behind tho counter litter carefully scrutinizing it through a criti cal magnifying glass. "There's no pasto thero not a bit,'' with a smile. "But you want to know its ox ict va'.u ? Well, j ist wait a mom mt, ' and lu dis. appeared with tho ring. In a few moments tho diinrii 1 in in returns I. Hi, eye hi I lost its spirit!) of proftssioual delight, an 1 In wore a weary air as ho lai I tin ting down on the counter with tho remark: 'it's worth Kn or $it) I should judge; noth ing more." Tiie r ng's proprietor g ivt a great gasp, nud his eycishot li.e. "F fty or sixty dollars'" ho cried. "V:iy, my dear sir, that rin wa purcliaso I l u'. a month ago, and it coht in the neighbor hood of f 12 0." "The man who sold that ri ng was n clever triikiter, nnd his pit ion was prctt ily duped," said the jiwoller, as ho related tho sto:y to a reporter af c ward. "Yet the task of illuminaiiiig dull diamonds ii so siin;ilu that it ii a wonder lliesi friuds d-in't multiply. A line camel s hair brush an! n delicate sort of paint, milo of the shavings of an indcliblo pencil dissolved in water, do tho b isinyss. Yue:i tho gum has dried off its improvement is marvelous, and may deceive tho very elect. It will b a long tlmo beforo the paint weir, liwny, ami nothing less than c intact with alcohol will bring t) light tho etono's true sha'ibineis. "Tim gentlemen who mnk) tlnir liv ing by p dating diamonds never attempt to illuminate pasta. For ono reason that tho paint has n lots sir. king effect if so use I, and for another, detection is apt to f illow in ir.i speedily th in in tlw cise of real g'Mii'. A yell iwiih dia mond of mean quality, however, will brighten up biautifully under an x pint's bruih. Theie diamond brushers hivo little dealings with reputable, j-w-elers. They arc a'raid of thorn, ai well they may lie. "It lias becimo a favorito trick nmoni; this e'nss of c:ooks to pa!m fl their spurious gnoda on pawnbrokers, nnd at timet they have auccec led in in veigling from lin unwary in mny-lendnr an amount equal to three or four times tin nclunl value of tho di.im nd that they put in pawn. But generally lliey run a g' c it ri-k of capture. Thero is no class of men extant iiiori shnwd than theso pawnbrokers. I'lulnltljihin Uu rat. Tiir-y Saw tlio Toliif. The Americiu Indians are notel for their aim ist solemn gravity in the pres ence of stranger i. The ('urdn of Veil iz tela aro described at being cquilly grim anil sedate. Mr. Speiuo succeed, ed on ono occasion in breaking their ic-S'.-rvo. lie sajs that oneo they actually saw the point to a joke: "A biavj and his squaw brought B'me firewood to my camp, an I a they wanted to get twico its value, the pur cliaso wns declined. T.iey were greatly enrage 1, nnd after lou 1 malediction, deliberately Inn nnd it. Some days after, they appeared again, this tiui) with a bundle of hay for sale. To convince them of tho error of their ways, about half of its v.ilui was cll rcl. Oa their declining this abatement, I took a match from my pocket, an 1 suggested that they should mnk a bonfire of the liny also. A ro.ir of laughter burst from tho pair as the fun penetrate I their haul heads. It was with difficulty they were indued to take nny payment at all for the hay. A Musical Mouse. A singing mouse has domesticated it self ii a liardwnre store at Bameiville, Olio, and is attracting a great tied of attention. Tho little fellow is a re markably tnlentel sonjster, and his thrills nnd warbling, would rival those of a canary, whilo ho also possesses much of the imitativo genius of the mocking-hir!, in that he often breaks out in the fu'l, round notes of many of our song-birds. The n dent prodigy of song keeps up an aim t constant warb ling or thrilling, and is having a large number of people to hear h m, who wonder at his strange nnd wonderful accomplish mcnts. Coiciiinat '. Enqn'rer. Tlio Falc or the Pins. "Where do the pins kll go?" nsks n contemporary. We. I, somo go into clothff , some go on the street, sami go into paper, and many of them occupy c airs in our schools and colleges (IIILlHtKN'S(OI,lMN. TIIK STN'OCAMS "Niw. wan shall I semi to the Marlli tulny?' '.Id tin ). r at p uinl gold n Sun. "Oil let us go down there In m k nnd play," Slid the Sunt cam , every one. i iwn to Uh K i rlli in n shining ennvil U'ei t Ihonwtry, bu.y ereiv; Tli"y painted with tpleiiilor eaeh filiating clnul And die slty at they pass sl throu ;h. ' Shin en, little star-', if vmi like," they erul, "W'j Will W nve II gnlil 'll K T. Ml Ti at s sui all y i ni r t iuL Im; mi 1 light shall hide Tie ugh the moon may p'ep between." The SiiiiIhmiiii. then in through the windows crept To the children inlii-ir hrsls They pnkc'ilat Iheevi'li Is of tlw who slept (iil iul all Hit ir bttlu heads. ''Wake up, littl elul liMii," they rri ! in Klue. "Anil from I'reiinl n d eniii"aav I h'f'v i brought ymi a pi es nit, w ..ke in ami we! We havo br. u,'ht a snniiv d iy !"' The A"ni-r-;oi7-.i, t lil'.ll I'l.AVKIil.l.OW.S. It is gene ally suppise l that dog and cats arc natural enemies, but if taught not to regard eucli other in that light, llicy will generall In found, when liv ing in tho same house, to In: v ry good friends. A hnl.'-grown coindi dog, and n kitten a few months old, living to. gcther in Brooklyn, X. Y., lu.ve as much fun with each other us if both wore dogs, or cats. It is amusing to see li iw both enj y tin play, whi o yet each frolics in its own way. Ti.c nioinent tho kitten : uiei into the ro in, the dog malics a bound for her as if ho wi.uld eat her. I'uss throws herself on her buck, all four pawn rea ly for use, showing nt once that sh; re ceives him in a friend. Toe dog seizes her by tin thro it, shakes her lis ho wou d an (11 shoe, and drags her around tlio room, growling as if he wcro engage 1 in tho most serious liht. I'uss shows her teeth, lays back her cars, nnd apparent ly she, too, is serious in resenting his treatment. H it there are her four pans witli their full supply of needle-p in'.i, which she doci not ue. Shu boxes hi.i ears now and then, and pu-lies against his holy, but In r claws are slient hi d. Soon the (log drops her throat, snnlclies at an tar, a leg or the tail, and dras her around and aruuii 1, until sho tliiuks she lias enj iyed hii rough dog play long enough, an I then sh in stantly puts an end the tu t by a little n very little scratch across tho nose. Instantly tho dog drops her, nn I runs whining to his mistress, while the kit ten rises and walks off with the calm ness nnd dignity of an old cat. lint lie's rea ly to b'jiu n,'ai:i tin next minute; and so in fact is she. Wu'h'i Comptini oi. ri.Ks.sAST ri:nri.K. Pays M '. Thackeray about thit nicn boy, dive N.'wcuii", "I don't know that C'.ive was especially biilliant, but ho was pleasant." O ca -ion d ly wo meet peoplj to whom ii seems to mo natural to be pleasant; sii.-li aro as wel come wherever they g i as rloweis in May, and the men', charming thing nbout them is that they help to iinko other people pleasant, too. The other mora ing we wero in tin mi 1st of a three days' r.iiu. The tiro smoked, the dining r-min was chilly, nnd when wo assembled lor breakfast papa bilked rather or. in :nl mamma lire I, for the hub hi I Immi res less all night. Polly wa i pliinly in ltn:d to f rotfulness and Biidgct Was undeniably cross, when Jack ciuio in with tho bieiikfnst rolls from the biker's. Ho had taken off his rubber c nt an I boot, in the entry, and hu came in rosy and smiling. "Here's tho piper, sir," sail he to bis fa'her with such a cho.-rful lone that his father's brow relax d ail In said: "Ah. Jack, thank you," quito plea ;a nt I. His mother looked up nt him smiling nnd he just louche I her cl eek gently as l.c passed. "Tho top of tho morning to you, Polly wog,"' lui said to his little sister, and delivered the rolls to Bridget, with n "hero you lire, Bridget. Aren't you sorry you di In't go yourself this beauti ful day? ' H) give tin ti:e a p! n-i 1 opened a dumper. The smoke ceased nnd pres ently the c ials began to glow, nnd tivo minute! after J iclt had c lino in we h id gathered nround tho table nnd were eat ing our oatme.il as chorrily as possible. This seems very simplo in tho to ling. Anil Jack never knew he had dom any thing nt all, bit ha had, in fact, changed tho whole niorat atmosphere of the room, nnd ho started n gloomy day plensnntly for five people. dauii Vrin'iyltrian. The Washington residence of I.rvi P. Morton contain It' apartments. Tho suite on the tir.t floor is sni t to eclipse the White llouso parlors. OLD FURNITURE. Antiquetios Produced From Brand-New Materials, Ancient Chairs, Clocks, Etc., Turned Out to Order. The rage for having furniturn nf the antique pattern !m grjwn won lei full v during tho last few years. Antique oak dining suits, be 1 room nuts and hall furniture, sc'iiil to !) tho most popu'ar, but anything of nu ant que ehai'.K ter now sells very rapidly. Maiy purchasers who aro furnishing their houses really believe tint they aro buy ing fiirnlird which s unn old tun; Puri tan luii'usi'd. In thi i they lire g t .it 1 y mjsfn'iea. Anliq 'e articles arc manii fiu tu ed every day in the different ware houses. A furnituro dealer recently talked with a New York Mil and AV v re porter on this siibj ' t. He sail: "A few years ago agents u ed to be sent all through the r it: n I par s of New Kngland to pick up supermini! lied furniture of every kind such in was found astray in farm houses, villi go aitici, county ho tels and elsewhere, ha -ing bco i hauled down from generation to generation in tho families of long-resident na'ives. Tho latter were usually willing enough to pirt with the treasiiies, which were only valuable in the eyes of people of a-slhetic tisles, and thy den'er paid a ineie song for the articles and limped a big profit. I5u. now tho supply ob. taiued in this way 1i i s been practically cxhainti! I. Niwitisthe fashion for rich people to have in their houses ono or two apartments in th old c ilouiul style, with Hour and walls of dark oa', mas sivo rafters, lingo fireplace, mahogany furniture an I an decisional spinning wheel. Thero arc not nearly enough of the e precious relics to g) around, so it is n blessing that provision is made for reproducing them in Iclinilcly at com petitive! y cheap rates.'' ''How aro thes: .'i:licl:s manufac tured? ' w is asku I. "Tho most approvo 1 method of giv ing a floor or wall the lo-ik of old ng) is to si rub it at intervals with gallons of a'c. Thi i pro luces a line iff i t. Mahogany is gen -rally u-cd for the man ufacture of antique pieci of funiitu:e. In its natural stale it is no d irker than black walnut, nu 1 to mike i: of the proper hue staining must he resorted to. If oak is wauled, it is ruble: 1 with com mon shoe blacking, and the usu il wax finish p it on nfterwar I. Tiiis is war ranted ti ad 1 lifly years to the appar ent history of a dure hi or dek in one hour. For the insi le worlc ofs.vddo'k or bureau pino is employe I, and this is given the riquis.te look of antiquity by repeatedly firing a shotgun loalel with nothing but powder, and plenty of it, into tho drawers and aroun I them until the sin faces exp -ed are sutli 'ient ly dis colored and all full of those curious indentations which ordinal ily signify age. Anot hor prot ess is to w ash the drawers, etc., wish a coarse sponge dippid in powerful acid, which eats the wood hole and there an I effects the same result." "But how about the bra-s Citings?" "These are inanufiictured in all the ancient designs that wr: ever use I. In order to make tliem look dull nnd old, the molds in which the hi ass is cast are rubbed and chippol somewhat, nud in them a little gu.i p wder is placed and fired with a match. This occasions n discoloration, which seems to betoken the act is u of t me's gnaw ing teeth, and the same is warrant".! to last ii nil the merchandise it soli, though not inn 'h Ion ;c r. "A special bianc i of the work has to do with cloiks of th ancient upright pattern, which are c qiie 1 in every tie t til fioni Iho really old ones. Fvcn die m -till faces, with their curious iiumer nls, are imit ite 1, an 1 the woik- id modern palter. i are p -nil tied to he in a dusty coiner and oxide c un fortably, while the framework is in process of construction. There is no hing, the makers say, in the line of back number furniture that cannot be reproduced at a few days' notice from brand new ma terials, and yet so liko Iho old that no ordinary person coul 1 possibly tell the di fife re nee." Wedding Superstitions. As long as thero arc fair women and brave nicu thero will continue to be weddings nnd ns long as weds! ings arc tho fashion there will still bo plenty of pers ins ou hau I to suggest to a young bride just whit she should do to avoid bad luck, nn I also whit she must not do for tho same reason. People who an; ordinarily set.sible about most things let all their superstitious notions ciccp into their idcis regarding the prepara tion", f ir a wedding, and these whims are mndo the subject of discus d in at as early a stage in the proceedings as when the young lady is considering what sho prefers for en engagement ring. Bho is told to avoid opals, ns no one ever was known to have any happiness who ow'nc 1 ono of them. In spite of iliis however, dealers say that them is always n demand for ringi set with this benutiful stone. Poirls, tho superstit ious sny, n e even worse, but eventually iho little ciiclo is pure'iaso 1 and tho time for the weddi ig is disi u-ised. Then more complications nrise.ni eitain days ire unfavorable and some months are to be shunned. May is said to I o an es pecially unlucky month why, no ono can tell I n' many a rhyme could bn 'I luted to show tliut this notion has pre vailed f r many e.-nluiies. August is also looke I ii on as a ditastri us lime in which to wed, and those who marry in Lent, will "live to repent," nccor.ling to very old author. ty. Misfortune is s;iio lo follow the brido who hns a s((k of green in her cos tume, she must never array heiself in all her pretty roles in. til dressing for the ceremony. She must nocr read tho innirlage servic quite through an 1 sho must not stand before tlio mirror one second alt rs'ie is ready, no matter how pleasing the reflection of tho happy I aeo and graceful g nv. i. Tiie ono who speaks first on enter. n j tho chu eh will rule the house, so the wise ones say, and in throwing tho numerous articles of foot-wear niter the departing couple, any of tho guns! may ru i after them, and the one who surcee Is in picking ono up will bn marrie 1 next. Oi her return from her wed ling journey the bride must ho careful u t to step on the threshold of her horn , b it m ist In liftel across by her husband. If all the-e rules am followed carefully, and great euro is taken b-l'ore becoming en gngeil that tho obj ;ct of her admira tion has a iinme which begins with an othei letter than her own, there does not biciii to bo any reason why every thing should not prosper with n bride unless the oil saying may possibly have much of the truth in it, which savs the reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their lime in making nets instead of c.igi s. -Ycm )'i'l. Slur. The World's Onor-rest Itesfnurntit. Not fur from the K le St. I) nis, say, a Paris letter to tho Tim? Hem rrnt, is a restaurant that hns few counterparts. It is the cheapest place in P.tiis, nnd lhat menus in Iho wmld. I once had the honor to cnterlaiu a Wuyo King, since hau ed, in one of tin chief Chat ham street (New Y'ork) eating houi.'s. T.ic Wnyo had what he cnllel a "cork in' good foed," and t'no bill, I think, was 14 cents. But the Paris restaurant is nn:ch cheaper. Jt enjoys tho title of "An II isnrd de la Fourchctle." la it a huge cauldron l.ings over n fire. It is filled with all sorts and conlitions of eatables. The custom 'r pays threo cents to the lu-ly gentleman who is in charge. He leseives in return a huge long-l andled fork. T.iis ho p'uigei into the p it once no more. ldid not try my luck, but I found it in cresting to waicli i lioS'3 w ho d .d. 1 1 was a pe culiar g line of chance, an I tlio to who played i t showed mire interest in it I linn you can see on the faces of the g.imbirt .il M inaco. S m'limet a iucky one weii'd bring up n chit ken wing or a sub.tanti.il chunk of meat, and thereon h s face would ligh". B.it ill uc often the fi rk wou'd come up lad en w .tli only ap.talo er some iiisigni:". ciint in tide. However, that made no differ uice. Too pla.'cr hid to be satis fied wiih lis winning-, ir lie would Havel to the street with more veloc ty than comfoit. Altogether the "Folk Hazard' is a queer pine and is worth seeing. ('ousiinipl Inn of Iron and Steel. 1: is an in! em -ting fact, In which M '. I'.dwanl Atkinson culls iitlcn:in, that while th: population of Hie failed S ales during the put ten jcurs l as nverago I aboil I p'rcenl of the citi nialed population of the globe, tho consumption of iron and steel in this country has averaged ltd per ce.it of the world's consumption, and now exceds II cr cent. The consumption of iron site, tl .1 y increases, not withstan ling the enormous reduction in its way for rail way pin p i-cs. Both iron and steel nre being Used more and more widely every day ii building-, bridjes aid other structural work; and while the Ameri can product for IS'!) will exceed that of (iriiit Ibitain, it is not larg: enough lo supply the homo demad. A Farm Worked by 2."i0 I.untitira. The whole of the work on tho Is'.ip farm, Long I dan 1, is done by the 2."0 insane patients who live there. Many of them aro excellent laborers, skilful and steady, ns Dr. MiirDonald, who hns had cdia-gi of iln wo:k there during the past t ii miner, mil testify. Too farm, which was foi mcrly poor land, is in a line slate of e iltivn'ion, highly pro. duelive an I pleasant to behold. Il is greatly a Inure 1 by the level-bended fanners of I, uig Island who tnko a look at it. A IVrt Suk. Hands Two dimpled hands Outstretched In glee, As pink and ns white As shells of the seal f)h, softly caress Ibem And well, for f wish That such tiny hands Were mnd" to kiss! Two slender hands All dazzling with genii As soft and as whit) As lilies on their stems, O, lovingly clasp them And kiss for 1 woen That such dainty hands Thou never hast h en. Two toil wor i bauds On a pulseless tirtust Ko hard and so brown Tired bands now nt res! ! O, reverently fold thoin, For she's gone to stay Where tho weary eld ban N Ar nt rest for nye. liifoi.s'ii H 7i7 in AIIiiiiI i (.'tmxl.itv'inn. jimoitoi's. Fare yet fowl A bioiled chicken. The path of dulyThrough the cus toiu house. When a mustard plistcr sets up in business it go lerally hni tho drawing room all to itself. She And w ill you always love, mo? All tho live-long day? He Y'e c-s, I think so. Y n il give me a chance to. at cp for meals, I supp so? IM. tor "1 cm not think irid tiso tho type-writer at tho sum: time." Hivul E litor "Thdtiyou find tho typ:-writer no I c'ter than the pen." Johnkin I hoar you belong to an ac cident insuranco society? Tomkin Ye, I j lined over six months ngo, nnd dcuec take it, I havn't got hurt yot. Thero nre no less than 8ii7 cliff rent terms in the Knglish language which expru-s tlio state of being in love, and the sweet young authoress of tho glow ing society novel ulil.zes them all. Tho nverngo number of hairs upon the human held is only 120, 0J0. Tho American wifo will pleaso bear this in ni nl when taking a largo, generous handful from tho head of jntcrfami ins. There is a limit to all good things. The Mini lu tlio Moon. Most p-THons nic under tho impres sion that this familiar expression refers only to the faint nppenrancc of a face which tho moon prcents when full. But those better acquainted wi'h folk lore nre aware that tho object icfcrrod to n uler tho namo of the Man in the Moon is n dusky resi mhlance to a human figure which appears ou tho western si le of the luminary when eight dayi old. Tho figure is something like that of a man in the act of climbing, nnd carry, ing n thorn-bush u;on his back. Tlura in a detached obj -ct beforo him wh c'l looks something like a dog. Aim nn various nations it is a popular notion that this figure is the man referred to in the hook of Numbert as having been do tcctc I by the children of Israel in the wilderness in tho r.o of gathering sticks on the S ibb ath-day, and win in tin Lord d reeled lo be sten;l to death without the c-imp. O ir poets make clear to us how old is this no; ion. When moonshine is to lie represented in P.ranius nnd T.iisbo (Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"). Quince gives ilue directions ns follows: "Olio must come in with a bu h of thorns nnd n lantern, nu I say he comes in to dis figure, or lo pics n!, tho person of moonshine." This orltr is realized: "All I havo to say," c includes the per fi rm t of this part, ".s to tell you that tho lantern is the moon; 1 tho man in the moon; this llior.i liu.li in; thorn bush; and thit dog my dog!" (' iiiuccf thin adverts to the Mm ii tiie Moon: On her br.ist a ehorle painted fill even. Hearing a bu-h of thorns on his b aeke. Which fi r his theft migtit chine so ner tin, hea ton. Dante, iu bis "Inferno," makes a refer dice to the Man in the .Mooq, but calls; him Ciin, n variation from tho popular English idea. . tpincflt. A Remedy for Insomnia. The abuse of the eyo is the c. imo of the ngo. 1 am prepared to demonstrates that at least nine tenths of ti c prevail ing slecplossnoss, of which we, hoar so much, is duo to nervousness directly traceable to the optic ne:ve. We nre wearing our eyes out over books and dc.-ksnnl types, and the effect shows itself not only in the appearance of tho organ itsolf, but in its retroacti vb effict on nerve nud brain. I have tli-c vered a remedy for slecplossness, an I for tho reason I havo never known it to fail I nm fortified in my opinion that the whole trouble arises from the overstrain of the eyes. Take a soft cloth say a a piece of napped towel an I fold in it two small pieces of ice at a distance apart to exactly cover the eyes when the cloth is laid acios, them. Tho a lie down, adjust tho cloth with the ice over the close I eyo an I you will be asleep in a vory short while. St. Louit It' I public.