HATES II. A. I.OIVIOIV, EUITOU AND ritOl'IUETUll. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ADVERTISING One square, one insertion- ft.O One square, two insertions'- l.M One square, one month 2.69 For larger advertisement liberal con tracts will bo made. $1.50 PER TEAR Sirlotly n Advanet. VOL. XII. l'ITTSIK)IU) CHATHAM CO., N. C, JANUARY 1(5, 18.10. NO. 20 irVir-ivw mm G ForfTer Yonnj. The wild world hasten on its way The gray haired century nears its close; Its sorrow decieiis day ly Hay; The summer blush foisakcs Hip roe. But, darling, wliile your voice I hear, And while your dark brown eye I sec, Sad m out li and sunless seasons drear Arc all the samp, all glad to me. Despair can never reach me, While your soft hand I bold; While your eyes love and teach' me I never shall grow old. They say Hint love forsakes the old, That passion pules and failes awav; That even love's bright locks of gold Must lone their charms and change to gray. But, darling, while your heart is mine, And while 1 feel that you are true, Forme the skies will ever shine With summer light and tenderest blue. Yea, let ild age deride me! I scorn his mocking t ngue, fear love, with yon beside me, Jam forever young. - fti'un" -m. Whin' Bominco Was Over. Miss Dora Dwight, on her thiiticth birthday, receive I the Urtt love-letter of her 1 fe tho Cist oiler of m uriate. It win handed into tho tloiniitor of tho "Physician 'Orpha is' II in" not, as may be suppose I, a home for tho or phans doc on hivj mile, but for the childicn of decease! medic il men. Miss Dwight win matron there., and n! the moment was cluing ng the p. How cases b.-foro tho waih. "I f.u;iposu it's about Johnny Glroy and his swelled knee,'' said thoservnut. "Doctor Emory seems to think itwuts.'" Miss Dwight, however, waite 1 until the girl was g no before she opened the mte. Then, not greatly to her sur prise, she lead the worls: "Mv Di:ah Doha; You have known mo since vou weio a Imliy. Do veil like me well enough to marry me? Of course, yen ami 1 Imvo given up n tiituco long ngo. 1 hnvu lia I two wives. Yi u must be tliiity-two or three." ".hut thirty," sai I Dora to herself; "hu h sixty-nine.' "You will greatly improvj your po-ition by marrying me, and I always liked you. J'lcasu meet nu in the garden after hours. 1 h pj to find y.u under the nillows. Youis, hop-'fu' Iv. "11. F.m.i;v." It was not a love-letter calculate I lo flaMer the heart of a woman id an nge. At first slio said; "I wi I refusi him." Then alio rem -inhered how goo-1 Mid kinlly liu was. 1 I will accept him," said she, 1 but no romance aha I be in my talk with him. Hi shall tin 1 me like a -.(one. II) shall have the joi t of ' wifo h" want ." It w ii puly when tin do r-bell claugo I, nnda foot croiscd tho long paing", and ceasing to echo on. the painted 11 or, struck t tinstone Eirlier tbnn she had ctp'c'cl him, but sin was ready for him n n 1 r t'.ie willows in the garden. '1 am glad to rind you hero," said a deep, old vo.ee. "1 thought you would bo sensible enoti;'i lo d what 1 asked, but I was not quite sure not qii Ic. No. Y'ou have read my note carefully! Yes? Well, imagine that 1 say to you again what 1 wrote. I await your an swer wi.h anxiety." She looke I at It i tit, and he saw that he smiled in in od I, cm'iiiT.itso 1 way. "Will you in -,rry me, in dear?' he riddel. "1 soe 1 mint miko it easier for you to Seak." It was a litilc hud to hegin," she taid. Tho mini reason innvo me," he said. "1 in in love with yen. I think il best to marry ngn n, ant I know no ono like you n nan, I've had two wives hi f .ie, I n 1 nit . However, neither of tliein loinplainel of me, I believe. I have a very ni. e limn , and, really, it will he a very tiiueli belter po sition for you than lie in -g in nr. in of au institution. You do it admir ibly, bit 1 hate to fco you heie. Your father was older than I, but wo wire great fricuds. 1 I It I i k he wool I advise you to ay 'ye.' ' ' IS'io put her hand upon h i arm. "lam a praeliea! womai,'' she sail. "If I man y u, I foifeit a goo I poti lion that may be nun for hie. an in dependent position. I( is ilangrioilt. " My dear, jon'll havo half of all that ii mine; mi l I'm no: pun.' You don't I link m- young, I know," she nnsw. r.-l. "Who tlinki a woman young at thiity? Hit you hnvu four 'Oils, liill-l, bniilfis nu II, older than I They'll no, iippiov.1 of the match. "' They lit i lot at lionn; itia'i'l mat tar," said ) . I moiv. "But," said Min Dwight, with cruel distincinen, "ill-' trouble will conn when you d e. You havo made a mis take; you me older than poor father. If youleave ir.o a widow, joirsoni will make every effort to tn'.e every thing from me; I sha I he left with not lung, my place gone, my habits of induitry, my briskness. I mike no doubt you have heard of such nisi; I have." The suitor sat and who can mnivcl st it? stricken q lite dumb by this ipeeoh. At last he gasped; "Vm aro candid.'' "I am." sho answered "I am, in deed. Now it your tinte. You can take back your offer, Dr. .Emory. Everything tan be as It was before. I'll tear up your letter; 1 am content that nil shall shall lemii'n as it is," "Hit, then," ho answered, 'I am not. After all, a 1 you say is only true. I can face tl c. miiiic, I hope. My an swer is this: Marry me, and I will milk-; a will, leaving you everything, on our wedding day." "That would ho unji't," she sa d. "It would bo a will to bo contested. Leave mo a homo and an income'' Sho named tho stim sufficient to keep il up. "That is moderate sensib'e. Ami you will fay 'yes,'" In said. "1 premise, of course, I hall make it bet'er than that, still leaving my sons no (ause for complaint; but it is Dot my fault that we aro not more ro mantic." "I.'-t the romance coma nftcrwnrl, if it can," sal I M si Dvighl. After this, they walked about the garden awhile, and tho day of the wedd ng was set, leaving tinn to fin I a new ma' nn for tho e tablishuicn. Mss I).v glit was certainly, as domestics say, 'betteiing her elf;" but tho wai not e'nted. In fact, a litt'c rogrct stole into her heart as she walkel about the pine t whero sho h vl beca indepjcd-'tit, so respected; and wondered wlieih-r she would be happy in the future. ' At least," she said, with a decree of biltcrne s, -'I mittrhed him w.th his 'loinani "; ii out ef the question hetwe.Mi two l:k.' ii-.' M I'clr.' I him an I Wen' f uther. " Tin hell link ed in tin hill i i-t ns supp-r time w.s over t! a' rveivn;, and n a few m i;u uti a servan' came to call Miss D .vigli'. "It's a gentleman ; ho d.in't know who he wants," sin; slid. "S uni one wh-i know s ali lib ut the piac , he toll me." And Dora went into tho parlor, a b: ro looking room, long, a id with whi'o walls, a panel carpet, a library table, a lier-ehair sofa and six chairs, and lln portrait of the found :r of the home over the inintel-piece. There stood under this portrait, with his c'. bow on tin miibh) itself, n gentleman. liik-o,rd, dark-haired, with a face that was not so much h.iudsoino as de lightful. Writers often spen 1 n good deal of lime in discussing what it is that men sej in the women whom they fall in lovj with when they say: ' This is tho worn in for m !' I believe the woman who meets for the first time the only mm on earth to whom she would will ng'y givo hcHolf, hat doepjr cjcp.'ri nc s still. The m ni":it had c nn to Miss D.vight. S iohil waite 1 '') yean for it, and now she did not know what it meant. Hat an unconscious snide canto to her l:p, a light to her soft Id ic eyes, a flush to 1 e. snio ith cheek. Shj looke I prcl'.icr thin sin c uM have dreame l pissibleof at that tit uncut. The str ing ;r told his busineis. Ho had recently t:nin from. Talis, wh-rc ho had been occupie I in certain affairs for It' years. Meanwhile, his brother ha I die I, having recently lost his wile. Ho understood, to his astonishment, tint his I. tt'o nep'icwi were in tho Honn. ' Of course, I wish lo taho charge of them," ho mid. "I am a bachelor, III' I can arrange for their care. Tiicy need not live on charity." "It is not charily," Pail Miss Divight. ' Dr. Ellwood gave largely to the ho:ni in his lifetime. The chil dren are considered littlo la lies and reiitlemun. They arc well educated; taught the milages of gool society. They will have a ecl cgiate course when they have this place. Most of the gills bee une teachers, 1 think. Tho boys choo-o their p o'ession There would be at leist no lice I of histe in removing them." Tin talked together awhile. She gat here I tint ho w ai what giight bo calle I a poor mnn. If Ii ige-cd after the bo;s had c mo and gone. He rune on the morrow, and again and a jn in. The ostensible motive wai to see his nephews, but ho also desired to sc. Miss Dwight. M an w hile D.-. E nory calle 1 every afternoon an I consulted with Dora as to tin new parlor carpet and the china. "Huy good things," she sail. "What is tho me of getting a carpc". that will fade soon, or china that chips; and si' vcr makes a tnblo look well. Hosides, the thing t about a house belong to the widow if I should be left." "She is ileu ed practical," siid poor Dr. Em ry to him elf. Tois wai after the new matron ar rived and was being drilled in herdu. ties by Mits Dwight, who calmly taid before everone: ' Y"ti sec 1' m to lie marrie I shortly." O i.e he even remonstrate I, saying: ' Di you know, poor Nellie never tiilke I like thit; nor my dear M ria." cou o not," said JI-ss Dwi-ht, "dut ui irmarked in jour offor to mil i hat (of ci urc) you anil I had done with loinnno I n ago.'' Dr. Ennry trie I lo laugh, but he wa not happy. I That afternoon he look a long, long' rule tothe sea shor., and stabling his j horse at the hold .iked down to the bca- h, "The sea n" was over. Tin it( iti erpeett J only u little dinner, i custom. l wa a day when dining j clouds mala il i ool enough to be pleas- . i nut. Tin re he snl down behind a big mound ot . a id anil watche.l the see and thoi.ght of M iria, and how ho used ki of' ii to kiss the back of her nock huatrso tho two little curls locked c cunning, and how sho thought him handsome; how dear they wuro to each other, II long his rcvciie had las! c 1 lit did not kiow, whoa merry voices sounded in hi t i ar. A man's tonei, tho n of two litt'.t boys nu I a woman's. purely he knew the last spe iher. Ho peeped f rem u i- 1 .1 ... I,., I.,.. t. .,..,., I,., I I c-, vv ll,r. S!io hid brought the E I wood boys down for n holiday, at their uncle's 10- i qii st, and he had icnn al.o. Dr. Ein-uy gins ed who the grntbinin wis, for he hud bid the i ie of these boy! Itid In foi I him, and wat loolcng f"t two in phans to till their place i when they sh-uld begone, but the j re -ence of Mi. El wood gave him ollencj. "It has iiute the ait of a faintly parly," l.o sai I. The boys played idiout, dug wit! l licit littlo sp;.d s mid tilled with whiti sand those piiutcd pails which i.li good pit nickeis buy at the aside. They toikilT t If it shoes and stocking) nnd wa'bd along the edge r f I he watci. Tae e'dcr people seeme I as happy a they, and how young! At last they a' down very mar to Dr. Emory, with their backs to his and barrow, mid lit sa w a mail' s I row n hand drop upon a little wliilo cm an I hold .1 light. Without showing himself he could not sec their faces. ' Do you know why I asked yon to come heie!'' said thu owner of the brown hand. "To mind the childien, ns fully says," icpliel the owner of tho white hand. No, lo tell yon simelhing," said liiown Hand. ' Darling little wi ni in, prettiest and sweetc-t of nil created being , lliave love I you from the first moment I met you. Diymithi k you would mind mnrijiig a mnn who has his fortune yet to in ike! (' u d you I c poor with him, an I yet be happy? You EC- 1 am poor, but I a lore you mil Tin sc I fish eni ugh to n-k you to do just tint for my sake, if you can try to love me." The while hat;d tlutlciel. A foft voice trembled. ' I should not hav-s to try it," she sobbed. "It stems to come of itself, and as for povu'y, I d ratner beg wi'h you than I m without j on and h ive millions, (ill! don't look hupp, don't look luippv, ilea-, when we l-olh must bo so mist ruble. I'm engaged; my wedd ng day is itt. 1 thought I had outlived romance, and I promised to marry nn old man. who only wants a lady at the head of his house. Oh! why did you not ct m to me one day earlier! ' Silence fell. Dr. Einoiy heard them rise and go ana;. In a minute moie a little lny ru-hu l up to tho sand mound nnd poked it with his spa Ie. "Hero's a dead man,'' lie said "a drownded dead man." ''No; it's a tip-y man," icpl el HI ly. "Let's pile snn 1 on him." This they proceeded to do, until H l y descried "uncle beckoning, " an I they departed on the run. After the last train had gono city ward, an ehltily gentleman took a sand wich and some ale at the hotel before g.'tting into his gig. II elliptic 1 a groat deal of land out of his p -ckets, but did not fee tho waiters, and seemed to be, the cashier said, "in a tmiper." It was Dr. Euitry. He drevj straight home, and sat down lit the dc.k. "Thank Heaven, I can appear to have the bott of her," ho said, spite fully. But tho next time 1 proposo lo a woman I will not tell her that ro mance is out of the q icstion." Then he wrote: "Miss Dwioiit: I rm an old man, but 1 I'm I I 1 nve made a mistake. I have loo much romance left in me to marry you. Any peniniary recompense you tlestre I wi.l offer; and, if you I ike, tho matron's place is again yo irs. " "Emuu v." Misi Dwight only noticod th's note by parking her engagement ring in pink cotton atd sen ling it back. Sho d.tl not want the matron's place, and sho married Mr. Ellwood very shortly. Dr. Emory is now courting a girl f 16, who v- wsj sho adores him, and trbdios very loudly that he were hers. Ho likes it .Vri Toil Ldljer. The boy who is left unmolested in tho pantry is likc'y to strike a pud. ding. CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT. IITll.K SI' AMI HIF Illltl'S. What were the little birds saving, Mamma'1 They seemed to be talking to me. While Dolly nnd I were p'aving just now '.hiTii under the old maple tree. They chattered tog ther ever so fast, As if they were scolding away .M Dolly and me. when we've been so kind To scatter them crumbs ev'ry day." 'Not scolding, my child, ju't saing 'good bye' To Molly and dear little Sue, .And telling that they are going aw ay, And sorry indeed to leave yon. For the birds' houstsaie not warmly built. To keep out cold winds and the snow. When winter is comiu,. southward lliev fly. Hut come back in spring time, you know.' . "Ollien I'll hp five, and going on siv. Mainnri, lliey won't know me at. all. And I'll have to tell ilicm just who I am- I II have grown so old and so t ill. They'll lip ;,i surprised as graii'lmanima was, And say. I'an il r-iltv be tru'', iliatthisgre.il big e.irl is the -aiii" 've fallen. I.a-t y"ai-, our own dear little Su" "The winter'.-, so Id, I'd My with t lie birds. II' I only had wums. I know. Itut then, if I went, I'd loie all the fun f playing out doors in the snow, f-so I think, Mamma 'tis best to May here, I ran warm my lingers and toes lty our own grute lire, and cudillc right up In your lap.wh' ii the cold wind blows." K'nll, -.,f, I. h, TIIK MNP VOIrK. There is n . power of lovi so ha;d to empire. We all know that ho was a get and ke p as a kind voict. A kind giving man, and the wra'th lo.ked up hand U deaf and dumb. D may ba j ' bis tomb, accor ling to tho Eastern rough in fl sh nu I bl i nl, yet do the custom, is known to bo enormous, woik of a soft h ait, a id do it with a 1 H'ia.-jt II. left hardly any fortune, and soft, touch. Hu there is no nu thjnrr I 1 think his bones had better be left un thnt lov..' so niU'-h n cls as a sweet I disturbed. His successor, Selim I., voice to tell what it moans and feels, j made liim-olf famoui by the conquest an 1 it ia hard lo get nnd keep it in tin of tho Danub'an provinces. He left right toin. O ie must stmt in youth considerable, mo .10 an I precious stones iiml le on the watch night and Jay, at woik, at play, to get a id keep a voice that shall speak a' all t'liiei tho thought of a kind heart. 1 would say to nil the boy) and girls: 'l"-e a kind voice at home." Watch it day by day as a pearl of gicatpi ite, for it will to worth to you in tlays to c nne nine thin the best p a Is hitl in the sea. A kind voice is a lark's song to earth and homo. Il is to the heart what light is to the rye. t'nrm and Firt'J. MI SII 1.0 INi: MIKF.r. You piobably have read of music loving dogi and cats, aid perhaps even mice, w hoin s: r iins of inus.c, sweet or! sad, seem d to alToct; but did you ever heir of musical sheep; j It is sai'l of lliydn, the composer, that when he was once travelling ! through Italy wilha friend, ho was wont ! I to take out his fluto and cause sweet ; strniin of inu-io to Ho it out on the air j at they tramped over the hil.s. O.i one icc.-i-.ion ns he was playing, a flick of ! sheep were gia.ing i.i the field nt tho foot of a hill. As soon as In began to play Hu y all with 0 ie nccord moved in 1 hu direct ion. As he kept on playing I lliov cliiubel the hill and t ame to where lie stood. II) continue I playing ami they stood listening, a very attentive j Mahmoud 1. well deserved his rcputa aulienio who showed their appreciation . tjol, ns give ly sultan. He ruled for by ipinaining perficly quiet. They . bout twenty-four years, which seems coul I not give any app'ause. It is said alsi that another gentleman win. was Ion. I ot pliviu;on 1 110 tlute, seemed to fascinate a 11 c'v of shoop in 1 tic same leg. 0:1. It niiy have been tho mine lloi't. Tiny gathered sroun 1 him, nnd when the tun - tamo for thiin to go homo tl ry would not stir, though the owner tried every menus in Iiis power to ilnvo or coat them on. Filially ho iiskct the player to stop his music, and when tin' cease i they very '"'d 'ly trittel on buhind their master. Another thiig about sheep whith pei haps you do not know, is I heir ability lo do without drinking w iter for quite a long tinv. lloy ,;,,. up for its la. k by lapping the dew from the gr.i-s. J'euM's Hiitiur. liialils of a hinese lliisliiiml. If a man beats Ins wife, but docs not brcsk her 1 nibs 1 r maim her, thu law takes no notice of il; if a wifj beats her hutbiiiid sho is liable to icceivo liK) blows, nnd tho hiishand may separate frim l,cr. Those who havo ben shocked by the sale of women in the f uniine 1 eg. tins will bo intcies'etl in knowing that the law provides that "hu who from poverty sells his wife shall not be heavily punished; let the wmnin icveit to the lust hushttnd (that is, to the mau she was sold ti-)." l'u'l M,iU A 11 Exeepl Ion. "Everything must shut up on Sun day," said the policuinn ti Mr. I'au tion, as he leaned on the frout gate and asked for s light for h s toby. Mr. Caution slolo a glsnco over his shoulder to see win was on tho front porch and whisperel: "Cin you en forcj tliftf otj wives' J'.lt b'fy t'iu. ielt. IONS OF TREASURE. EnOl'mOUS Wealth Buried With t i c n j ui Key s ouuans. Their Tombs Containing Gems Valued at $300,000,000. The Sultan of Turkey wants money n 1 ho has none. Il-j has none-nnd yet I ho might have pleity. Where he n lght Ii id the money without having I rrcourso to E iglidi or French capital ! hti is what I propose to toll you, says J x writer in tho Pittsburg JJ'i ile'i. The Irea-uro is to bo foun I at a few I hundred yards from tho palace. Tiierc is a treasure in t 'onstnntinople, I the treasure of tho ''Thousand ami 0.1c Nights," Ahi 1 I i it's trtiniiie, and the j teiibl ited door that av.11 show you i mines of gold and precious stones when you bid it open. What are tho t'lsau bas of A'gicrs, cf the Maroe of Tunis, 'ompared tothat of Stainboul? Ymi ! mirrhl i ist nn w-nlt rrnimm n broker's illico to the Washing'on treasury! The immcmo treasure belongs to the tloldon Hern, nnd Hussia knows it well. AH Siiltnin aro buried with their treasures find savings in a walled chamber, heme the name of Ooldcn Horn orC'orniicupia was given to the neighborhood of tl.e .Scrail SI iht met II., on taking posse. sion of t'ontantinople in the yeir ll'ill, in hcii'c.l all tho treasures of the Giecian by the tunnel. hiliiuan Jl was called the "Magnificent"' because of his love for luxury and it his e trnvn ranee. Hu wat tho Cm 111 of the Htltnns, Si lim II., Am unit III., and Mchcm.t III. were 11 t so fond of treas uring up, ai.il yet were their vaults open, they might find inomy enough for ono month's pay to tin who'e army. Achniet I. wnsagrcit money -It ver.and his teinh, we doubt not, must lie wcli filled. His tnccessor, Mustapha I., reignc I only one year. It wool I not pay to open ar.il search bit tomb. O h- man II. was nbaut in poor; and as for ! Annual IV and Iiubr.ihim, we have some reinon to think that their tombs are empty. Mahomet IV., not worth nu nt inning. Hut Soliman III. and Achniet II. win tho "I.ucul- I in" of tombi were and treasu ei tho eic.-ccot. TIHr overfilled with gold of all kiii-h. Wer still thai wealth changed into do'.lais there would be enough to buy off the largest iron and steel firm in tho I'nitcd States. Achniet 111. in ad a immense money by his wars and treaties w ith the Venetian republic. Ho had business nb lities, ns so all know, and was most successful in all his spot illations. His walled j chamber mutt bn nice and full. I incredible; that gloritus "Coinmantler of the Faithful" troasure I up with cire j rvCn to his last day. Indian caravans j brought him diamonds from Ilydcrabal. They snid that Mahmnud I. had iu ennted on his ciineter yCiphalgar, the fun. 111 diamond that Emperor i j-ibrr found at ! dinnton I wrghs Ag n in I MM; that 72 cira's. I'itl's diamond weighs only '.i7 carats. Judge then of the value of tha of Agra! And i jt has been locked up with iphalgar 1 cvcr sinr0 j 7.-,;i : Is it not about time to extract tho e untold treasures from the tombs? Othnian III. was a most sober and a very quiet young man. II s sole niubiticn wis to have his tomb Wtfu fiil., If we lueak open tho door of lm ,..,, WJ ar;, ,.,.. ,,y 8uri, t0 lill(i another Cue in' wealth. Mihmoiil II., the reformer, arrived in I He enioyed a long reign, but Lis reign co.t h.m tl ;ar. He had to keep up large armies and fleets; ho fought many a but Ie, and his life to the last was a busy one. It is i-aid be only left tit bts nftcr li im, and we are bound to believe, bet bin) s eep in peace. To conc'.ule: S .1110 $.1)11 0 )0, 000 are locked in the tombs of tho Sultans! How Monkeys nro Captured. Most all I'lonktyi which one sees in the l'nite-4 States come from i irgona, a littlo vil'age which is situated a short distanco from the I'.iii.imi Kidnal. The inhabitants of this district arc 111 -.tly native negroes, for no while man could bear the clima'c without drinking plenty of whitkey and almost continually swallowing qu'nine. The whole region is marshy and covered with extremity profuse tropic-il vegctt tion. At night there nrisos a thick vapor laden with fever, which hangs over the woo-U like it tl u 1, This region of wood is the ptairie cf the monkoys. They travel in lroops around tl-.o wool", led by an older monkey. When tho .people r'csivj tho inf.. rination that the "traveling inmkey troops" aro near the village, they r- pi r to the woo-ls in crowds in chine 1 f them. Their plan is very simple. They cut a hole in a cocoannt largo eno igh j for a monkey's piw. Tup n ut is then j hollowed out nnd a piece of sugar is . placed in it. A piece of string it tlnn j fattened to it, ami it is placed in tho road of the approaching monkeys. It is known monkeys nrc very inq lisitiva Minimis. Sjon enough they see tho "lonesome" cocoa iul in tho grasi an I hurry to examine it thoroughly. It is it curious sight to seo how they climb from tho free", chattering, to take a good view of tho concern. It does not take thrill long to find out that the inner pirt contains a pin'o of -u;ar. Ono of the boldest and grteli est stitks a piw into tho nut lo get the aii gar and ginsps it as tightly as he cm. I ut hit list is so large that ho cannot draw it on of the hole again with the sugar, which In hold) fast to, c o-t what it mil'. The nc.'too.s now mill the stiing until nu'. and monkey arrive in i the vicinity of their amOu ci le. In tho ! mcmitimo the other monk 'ys wonder j what is the matter with their crair.i Ie. j They bin ry to see where he is being pulled to with his paw in (lie coc lauut. ; They ciowd around him, chattering and g.:st 1 . dating to their hearts' content. Now the great moment has come. The nrgiopi have a large net ready, and they spicad it out over the unsuspecting monkeys, and before they know it they are prisoners. They me sold lo (he em ployes of tho Paiiami liailrond, and reach the North A merit an market through commercial dea'n s. Looked Dentil in the Fnee. When Dr. Char es ireia, a wcll kuown physii inn of St. E mis, who died recently, was a privato in the (Ijnfeler ate army he had a reniiiiki.b'e experi ence with General Hra.vtoi li agg dur ing the retreat from K'. tuiIIi. I'cncral Bra.'ir. then second in command to 1 Jen era! I', (i T. Benurcgnr I, whom he aft rward super ede 1, was p Tsonilly superintending the loaling of tin cars bound for tho rear. At lint lumieit young (iaicia. who was .suffering from i!lne-s, passed near, looking for the cm that were to convey the sick to Tupelo. An officer calle I Hrngg's atlentiou to Garcia, nnd tho General ordure I him to go to work at mice. Giic'a answered that ho was too ill to do so. With every., appearance of rage Bragg shou ed: "What I Y'ou dare to disob-y my orders?" "I do," ipplied the young nun. The Genera! called a lieutenant of a Louisiana company of regulars doing guard tlu'y and said: "Tako six of your company an 1 carry thit mm to tint grove and shoot him!" Tho lieutenant called his men, I ut before going to the grove General Bragg took him aside and talked for a moment. T.ic recalcitrant soldier was then taken tothegrovo mil placed upon a stool, with his back to a tree. He refused to be blindfolded, but took out his watch, chain and ring, wrote a name on a piece of paper and handed it all to tho lieutenant, nsking that the jewelry lo sent to the ad Iress g.ven. "Now 1 am ready," ho snid. Muskets were levelled. T.ie young man looked at their muv.les as calmly as though he was being photographed. After a 1111 incut the lieutenant orders 1 "I! jver arms!" II ; 1 mho 1 upon tho young so'dier, com p'i men ted him upon his bravery, relumed h's jewelry and entered him to go. "Whero is the boy?" General Bragg a-ked of the lieutenant a few in nutes later. 4 Gone," was the reply, nn I the story of the young man's behavior was told. The Geneial bud search mado for him, saying, "I'll protnoto him." Hut he was not to bo f n id, and did not re ceivc his promotion. -St ir Yor'i lLrt'd. The king of All Hints. There is an old legen I in Europi which makes the wren, an I not tho caglp, "thokingofalIbir.lt." It tells how the caglo once challenge I nil the birds to a trial of high flying, the one that towered furthest aloft within a given time to reiga over all tho others forever. Hi hai gained thi "place nearest tho skv," and was about to claim the victory, when tho wren, who had nestled among his Ic-it hers unob served, fluttered into tho air, over h im, antl was proclaimed king by the uni versal acclamation of the feathered throng. Spoke to Papn. Sho fengerly): "Well, dearett, did you speak to papa thts morning?" lit: She say?" He: 'Y'cs, I spoke to him." (eicitedly): "What did he "He said 'Giod morning.' ' What Is Good. "What is the real gcorl?" 1 asked in musing mood. llrder, ssid the law court; Know ledge, aid the school, Truth, said the wise man; rlensiire, said the fool: love. said the maiden; Beauty, said tin page; Freedom, said tho dreamer; Home, said tho snge: Faint', said the soldier; K.iiity, the seer; Spake my heart full sadly: ' I' he answer is not here." Then within my bosom Softly this I heard: "Each heart holds the secret Kindness is the word." IUM0K01S. 15 mid bills Three-sheet posters. Drawing nnteria's Mustard -plasters. Voiir vegetarinn thinks flesh is not neel for the stomach. Tin favorite pursuit of tho ft wor of lobi'iity is haugli'y-cultuie. When a young man goe. on n "teav" die sooner hu "m iids" his ways tho jcttcr. Toe int insistcucy of nature is shown when it siijiplies the turkey with a :oinl) and 110 hair. lie hoped to win her by his presents, hut sho sa d his presence wasn't desira ble, so he didn't s.nd any. ,f Miesou Johnson, my dear friend, I ran never repay your k indues". John- 1 111 ltepiiy that f I ) I jtut lent you : md I'll throw in my kimlnc.s. J That tho moral mituro of the pig is ; "sscntially mean and st ilish is proven by : Hi. f lit that he is always willing and ! rca.ly to "iqiieal" when he gols iuto 0 j :igbt place. J "I seo you arc not a very cxpirt pick j pocltcl," said tho detective to the man j whom he had caught in the act. "No," I :ho latter replied, c tolly; "I am just ! -retting in ; h ind iu." 1 j "Well, I uiver! If there isn t that j jlessed child n-goin' nnd a-putting on i its tockiu's wrong Bide out! ' 'Why, ! it c nirse, nurse; tlon't '00 seo tlere's a 10I0 on tie odder side?" Finny M in' s Little Hb 'May I leavo the room, teaehei .' Ti ache:- Wny do you want lo leive the room? F. M- L. B. 't'.unc I can't take il with me, o' Soursc. A young lady sent in a poem en titled, "I Cannot .Make Him Smile,"' to 1 newspaper, Thu editor ventures to "piest the opinion that she would Lavo succietled had she shown him tho I j poo in. j Some fashionable women put dia 1 mond ring) 011 tho tails of thc.r pot .logs. A diamond ring on n dog's tail is so coiispiciiDU! that tin animil is not ; obliged to sernv'i his nosn with hit ' pa tii I il nppenil ig! to t ill attention to 1 Iho jewel. Jefferson Darin Memory. .It-II ron Davis had a memory for fat os and mimes that lias probably never li'cn excelled by that of any public man in the L'niled States. It has been said of lien. Sherman that when he meets a man who -was introduced to him 2U , years previously lie will recall his mime and the c rciimstances of tho introduc tion, nnd will talk over the incidents of t he ir first imeling. Both Grant and I,ec possessed to a great degree the ; same fat 11 ty of remembrance, t ut nci ' ther Sherman nor Grant, nor Eec could do what Mr. Divis did. At his office ! in liiclimend, as President of tho 1 (southern Coiifcdernt y, and in his visits to the Iront of the atmy, ho treasured i up in his memory the names of every ! officer and soldier with whom ho enmo : into cnnl act, and he never forgot them. ; While he was at h:s Iieauvoir planta tion lint winter there ciino to him n worn-out and biokeii down man who made a claun on his charity ns having , been a lieutenant in a certain Missis ; sippi reginnnt. Dtvis taxed his mem j ary for a moment nnd then told the ap 1 pi 1 1 nil that he was a finud nnd that a : man bearing an entirely d (T rent numo I was the lieutenant of the company j which tho mendicant had specified. : The beggar mn.le a quick rxit from I the hous; nnd was never seen around it I ?ain. A Crow Tamer. Charles Smith, of Concord, Vt , has ; been a keeper and tamer of crows somo forty years, never being without one or more of these birds. Fanny, his pres ent pet, has bcou with him two years. Sho warms herself for hours by tho smithy tire, chatters whib I e hammer ing on tho anvil, and when ho is shoo ing a horse, is suro to slant st tho beast's heels. Ketci.tly a hi rso put his foot on Fanny and pinnel her down till ehc was ns flat ai a board. Sho was lai l on the hearth apparently tlcad, but sa hour afterward she thook herself up into shape again and Ingm chattering ta usua', though in a very tqtially and melancholy tone, which lasted for week or more,