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IlTTSIH)UO CHATHAM CO., N. C, MARCH 20, I8l.
NO. 32.
The Sons riial Sllus Snug.
Nciglihor Ml i sun ; a song
Kvery day hi whole life lung,
Sunn II gladly 'ncatli I In cloud
'I'd :it 1 1 1 1 1 1 o'er liim like a slirnii.l.
Or hIii n sunbeams mill their
(ilcnnuil :ir"' glorified his nay,
Like n show er of joy uutflung
Was llir song that Silas sun;;:
"l i t the linwli is how 1
And the scoivlcrs scowl,
And t lie growlers growl,
A 1 1 I tin' grutl gang go II;
Hut M ll (lie night
'I'hiTeV plenty "f light.
Aid everything I- nil rijj;lit
And I kn.oi it !"
I ike Mir faille di mil In ine
li as tint sung nf vi' Jury.
A.Ike tin' llnti '.. t xnlt uit struln
Mill tin' 11 minded ami I lie slain.
I.ikt- tin iUi. k li.'i.ii'l s'irriug life
(in Hi'' I mill -I'lahi of life
Far iiml free tin iclec- run;
Of (lie ming thai sila- niu; :
"l et the h"H lers Intnl.
Anil thr si'nw Irrs scowl.
Ami llii' growler- growl.
A 1 1-1 the urn It gang go it ;
but l.ehmd the night
There's a plenty of Unlit.
An. I i writhing is all Unlit
A ml I Lilow it !"
hi as' null ha- taken thghl.
Pas-nl in inii.ii' I hroiigh tin' nulit
Thmtl.h tile .-ll'i i.iiv rhill IUI'1 gr.ly
Anil gom1 singing mi Us wiij ;
llnl llir 1 1 mi it t S'lig Hint iva- 1 1 i
( llii rs Hit; sad. lend .-ilfin-i-:
''till glad triumph notes are llun i
From tin song that Silas stun;
"l r Hie h.nvYrs Innvl,
Ami the sen lers scoul,
Ami the gpovlers growl,
Ami the grutl' gang go it;
Hut lii liiii'l tlie iiuhl
There's a plenty of light,
AihI fvcry tiling i all light
A ml I kiimv it !"
W. l'i'-!. ill Vankeo blade.
!BE3S TREFOIL'S .REWARD
li V Mil I; INh"' I'll.
Il was a dear, Irony February
turn ning, t ho niii glish ning nn ii ma ti
tle t t" newly fallen mow, the, wind
whistling merrily around llio slreet-rorm-ra,
aiul Flora Ticfuil iiiiule haste
to button lier well worn jacket mid
fasten on I hi' lilaeU felt liat with tin;
gold-green fol k's iiltune.
"How I do halo lo work," mur
mured she, uitli a pout of her ro.-e-red
IiM. "llniv I wish I were rich, like
tlnu swu:thy-complexioiie.l lillle Cu
ban heiress, who orders) Mich lots of
tlrei-M's el' Madame! I say, ISess," to
tlie mle e'liiin, who iva-. iielpiii Mr-ti
Trefoil to clear away Hie di-lie'i, "do
make lui-le. I'o yon want to ! lintd
fur hein lad
"I shall inn he !ale." said Ites-". "1
ran walk very fal when onei' we ate
out. Hut Aunty Nan has a headache j
iinuiiiii, and I can't leave her
wilh nil llii; In do!-'
" A ii nl y Nan is always laving head
aches," said Flora. "I say, Hess, if
xve go on that big sli igh-ride to-niglit.
what -bail yoniv.ari' The red merino?
Charley '.Mow 01 ill likes red I lie
said so, la-t week ''
"L dotlT know.'' said Hc-s. coloi illL'
plil.l.. .'Voole ', I'll l'!o,. .". !
some butt- for tea, and a pound of
trackets. I'm ready now, Flora."
At Madame Furieo place limes
weie unusually btt-y. Several brilliant j
balls were to take place jut before
lanl, and Madame's cu-lomers were
propicillin seemed (o believe that
nothing in the dre making line was
impossible. Flora and Hess Trefoil
were among her best hand-, and just
ns the little errand-girl was lighting
up llie rooms, the. fat Frenchwoman
waddled hurriedly in whore. Flora sat.
"Miss Trefoil," said she, "hero is
an Order from Mrs. (ioldcoiu. She
wants an idive-plti-li jjowu by lo-mor-row
afternoon, w ilhoul fail, and if I
don't tnl.e the job, s,L.'ll ifjvo il to that
odious Mi-s Mainw aritig on Fnioii
Sfptarc. I iiiu-t get il done. Your
cousin is titling her up-tair- now, and
you intt-t take the gown home to
make."
"To-night! Oh," cried Flora, re
nic inhering I he projected sleigh ride.
"I couldn't, possibly."
"It uiti-t be done," said Madame
F.nricn, knitting her Idack eyebrows.
"In an emergency like this, I ex perl
my young women lo help me - if they
intend I" n-laiti their places. f course,
I shall pay you in proportion," she
added, encouragingly.
"Hut I had tin engagement "
"Your engagement must wail," said
ihemodi.-lc, authoritatively. "Here is
the skirl and the pattcrn-pbtte. The
bodice will be sent down from (he fit
ling loom directly."
Flora could h.ne burst into tears,
hud such "iief been of anv avail but
she was not ict at her wit-' 1 ml and 1
when the Iwo cou-in- joined each other
At tlin lillle sido exit where the
"hands" went out on their wav lioine, 1
she gave the pan el into Ite-s's a-toti- j
ished bnnds. '
"Here's tomelhiiig Hint Maihune
wanlu you to get lini-hed by loin 'irow '
afternoon," said -be.imllll' renll '. "She !
Mys yen uinlci -(and Mis. f ioldcoiu's
figure. Of course, you'll have lo work
all uinlit, but she'it willing to pay you
extra!"
lies:! opened her dark-jr'ay eyes
wide.
"I iliuiilit tlioirowu wato he ;iven
lo you," said hlie. 'Mail.itne lOurieo
told ine ''
"(III, no," said Flora, uttering the
ready lie without blanching, "it's you,
this time. And, S'nee you rai 'I go on
the sleigh-ride, do yon mind my wear
ing the chei i y-eoloi'ed merino';' My
criislied-rapherrv ca-hinere is really
getting too shabby to be decent. ''
lies was .' ilent. For weeks she had
been looking forward lo Ibis s!i ih
ride, and in her liearl she dearly loved
( 'buries ( 'o c.wortli, who was lo have
been her cavalier. The big learn
sparkled into her eyes; her lower lip
ipiivercd. Flora watched her with
furtive inteutni'ss.
"It'll suit you, exactly," said she.
"You are sueli a money-worshiping
little mi-cr!''
I am not a miser," retorted 1 ss
'I!ut I d like lo help Aunty Nan
a little, and to pay l'ouin Thankful
Morse's ward al the Old l.tdie-.'
Home."
"One can't support all Iho old peo
ple in creation," Flora said. "Aunt
Nan i-n'l our real reUiiion after till"
'l!it siie brought il- up mid eared
for us w lien ue were little, Flora."
And kIi; don't need half tin: things
ion aie always (.Tiling for her,"
scornfully added Flora. "Yon spoil
even bedy, IV.''
Cull-in Thankful Morso bad eotne
over fruit the Home, by Ike aid of a
stout crutch, to see the gir's Mart on
their sleighing expedition ; she .-at by
llie lir.', dunking a cup of tea and
muiii'li.ug loast.
"l a lue!" cried she. "liens lint
going?' And ailcr selliu' such a deal
o' st. ire by ill Well, 1 declare, it's
too lu:d.M
ISegs sat iute:ly down to work ut
the olixe plu-li dn s w ith its shim
mering draperies of rich olivii satin
and velvet pas-eiiienterio trimming-;
while Flora attired het-elf in llie red
merino, and adjusted a new hat
pieluie-ipiely trimmed with fur, that
nil'.! bad borrowed from Mad line F.u
lieo's head trimmer for the occasion.
"Iless has m ule up her mind not lo
come," said she, in answer to young
I 'olesworth's eager iiopiiry. "She had
a chance lo do a little extra sewing
for extra pay, and dear !es-' is dread
fully fond of money for one eo young.
IJiiiln a miser, you know." And
Flora's laugh rang out mvect and
clear, ahove the jingle of the bleih-
hells,
Il was lnn past midnight when the
gay party returned, but ites) still sat
sewing- at the machine. She listened,
w ith a pale, si t face, to Flora's e.xag- j
geraled description of "the delightful
time they had had." j
"I'd help vou, He-, if I wasn't so i
nu I'ollv tired. " said Flora. with n I
...'..A I... I I.V ;
j' I'.ess s,i,.,.' Did Flora dtfiiui, she
'thought how tired she was? And
there were yet four
work on the gown.
live hours'
"Oh," casually added Flora. "I for
got to tell win thai I stepped on tie!
skirt of the red merino dress, getting
into the sleigh to come home, and 1
tore it into ribbons. Hut it was an
old thing, anyway. You couldn't
have, got much more wear out ol it.
And Charlie was so nice.''
"Was he? Didn't he a-k where I
was?"
I- lor.-i shook her head. V
!iere was
llie u-e, she thought, of encouraging
lies- to think too much of the ham!
some young sleam-titler, w hom she,
Flora, bad fully deleriuiliid to make
her own prey ?
"I'm so tired of Ibis cverla-l'iig
ilress-inakitig," .-aid Flora lo her-elf.
'And Cbnrles Cote-worlh would be a
hll-baiid for an gill lobe ploudof."
( oil-'. 11 Tli. ink fill Morse sat in her
hllle roini at tli-i (:. Lulies' Home,
he next day, when the matron
brought the sleainlittcr's foreman lo
look nl the Hawed radiator-pipes un
der the window. Mr) knew him at
onei
"Why it's Mr. Coteswoi lb. ain't j
it?" said sir-, peering over llie lims of i
her silver spectacle-. "Well. I do de-
chue! Why. Hcs Trefoil was ju-t j
hero. She eotne lo bring me a new j
furlippft and mull'; I couldn't 'a' gone ;
I lo church next Sunday with the old
iiux set, so badly eaten with moths. !
She sel up all night lo tini-h a j h for 1
the dressmaker; it was one, too, thai '
Flora ought to hav' done, but -be 1
somehow connived to push it oil' oil j
lo I'.e-N I'l nft allays was a selli-h
crei tin' and lie s jc-t spent
the inoiiey for me ami In r I
mint Nan! Hess i- allays thinking of
other people. It's He-- as pay- mv 1
board here, Mr. Cote-worth," added
Iho lo.piaeiou- oi l laii, a- Charlie
bent to examine the i'iiut of llie steam I
pipes. "I'd be oil Iho Inivud ef it
wasn't for her. Flora wouldn't care
nothiii' cf I was. (She thinks old folks
hain't, no business to exist, l'oor
Hess I 1 was dreadful sorry for lici
last night; she wanted lo go on thai
sleigh-rido awful bad! Hut she.
knoived cf she lost the, place tit Mad
aaiu What'sdier-name's, there wouldn't
he no rent paid nor clothes bought for
Mrs. Trefoil!"
Charles Cotesworth straightened
himself up.
"She real'y wanted to go, then?''
said he. 'Flora told me "
Cousin Thankful wagged her head
of still' little gray curls.
"You can't pul no dependence on
what Flora Trefoil eays,'' declared
she. "Hic'n allays a-trjin' lo put
oilier people in the background. I
jest wish you could 'a' seen Hiss cry in'
over her work alter you'd all gone
away and left her last night!"
"Do you think,"' said Cotesworth,
seizing his monstrous nippers as if
with fatal intent, "she would be at
1101111.' if 1 wern to call to-night?"
Cotfsin Thankful looked woudrou-ly
sage.
"F.f 1 was you, Charlie," said she
"I'd iro lo llie dressmaker's place ami
sort o' calculate lo w alk home with
her. Or else, like's not, you'll find
yourself caught in some of Flora's)
tricks mid trap. 1 hain't no coiiii
dence in Flora !''
Mr. Coteswoi lb aviiiled himself of
the old woman's bint. When Hes
Tref' il came out of Madame Fiirico's)
little side-door that evening into the
daik street, where tie gaslamps
blurred feebly again-t the driving lui-t
which was fast ell'aeiug the purity of
the snow, Charlie's umbrella was wait
ing for her.
"Mr. Coteswortb !'' she cried, wilh a
lillle start.
"You are not roitv to see ine, Hess?''
"No; but hut - "'
"llessie, I didn't half enjoy (he
sleigil ride la-l night without you."
Her face shone radiant under the
row of theatre lamps which they were
ju-t passing.
"l.'eally?"
(It seemed such a silly thing to sav,
but what else was there for hor?)
They were in a dark place now; lie
drew her arm iu bis.
"We can walk hi tier under one um
brella so," laid be. "I wonder, Hess,
what you would say if I went to ak
you to walk through all the years of
life at my side."
"I think," 1 1 1 it i i i ii i 1 Hess, "1
should say yes,"
Flora Trefoil was nma.ed beyond
measure when she found that ipliel,
pale Hess bad been Charles Cotes
worlh's choice, in spile of her own
more showy fascination-. Hut Cott-iii
Thankful chuckled lo her-elf, in the
lillle corner room of the Old Ladies
II. Hue:
"She deserve- her happiness, every
bit of it," said ('misi ii Thankful; "and
! IM-Opor
lad thai Flora has got
"l' with.'' The Ledger,
' ',"" '
I nea M-rpeiin.
j Mr. Carman, iu a lecture before llio
i I'oston Soiiily of Natural Hi-lory,
ave an iiiterestiiig synopds of sea
nake or sen serpent literature, besides
exhibiting a specimen of the real ser
pent to tin-a-loui-lied audience. The
pri'lessor lirst gave an bi-torical testiuie
of the earlier literature upon the sub
ject, going back to the time of I'oulop-
pidau ami reviewing it down to di e.
Farther on iu his lecture he gave fig
j 11 res ot some ot the ipieer marine ,
! monsters which have from time lo time j
! frightened sailor- and olhera aluto-t to '
j death, deftly drawing each of the
j figures; on a blackboard spociilly pro
j vided for the occasion. Mr. (iarmau I
1 also spoke of a most remarkable recent '
I tli-covery which has brought to light a !
' species of shark generally believed to 1
i have become extinct many thou-ands
i of years ago, the remains of the ani-
mul being mov found iu the rocks of
i llie Devonian si-lem. lie is of the1
j opinion liial this recently discovered 1
J sea tiger is the original of more than I
j one hlood-c urdiiug sea serpent story, j
j Tin! length and general outlines of this
j slioiild-be-fo-siled shark are such as lo
; eau-e any one except h born naturalist
I to take it for an immense serpent, an
j opinion which would, of ci-ur-e, be
j heightened by viewing a tloisai ex
; posiire of the ciculuro through a gla-s
! ill a troubled sea. I'rofessor I iarmati
I doe. not ili-credit sea serpent stories,
j however, and is of the opinion tlr.t
ures of Rome of tin
there are many slimy mon-ic.s lying
far down upon the bottom of the sea,
the like of which human eyes have
never let beheld. Si. Louis Kepubiie.
Ail Important Point.
Mrs. Hilkiu- Heading) The
points of tine seal fur, are lir-t the
texture- j
Mr. Hillkins Hump', ! Seems to 1,1.!
the lirst point is tlie pi ice. '(.ood
New 3.
IHlUHtKVS (Ol.lMX.
Hir snow -uiltl s sovi.
snow -hint sat on a syeuin.ire tn e
ml Ill's is the sna' Ilia! In -an;.' In me;
"upen thy heart, title Kirk Mule boy.
Ami think of lue nil alon
lu the iiinter'8 lilast mul the . luiuir.' sme.v.
While snutliniird my 1 1 i 1 1 . i - line nl!
IllllVII.
The Rrouml is covered with snow :u l ice,
It is mmii.v fare that I Iiml.
It'll I know yrni all lisve got li.-ar'- of j"iM.
And are loving ami true an. I kin. I.
" Then think of the crumbs 'iie itli lour I i ' -ing
hoard ;
Jil-I open yi'iir win. low ca !i dai.
And threw t hem abroad nut loerthe siioii'
And I -hall he happy und s-' i ' ' '
piin'l inn think this a ine.-a.''' lor yotl
Telling l ull iu-t il hut ynii n ight to dn.'
Housewife,
II" IK "I I' III- i.t. -sl.s.
A New llamp-bite physician send- ! wings enabling them to take flight
me the following cut story, for n hich ( over the country lo begin their work
In vouches: "Among other ipieer - of deva-lai ion. With this end iu
tricks, my eat I ik will take oil my j view, preparations were made iu
ela-es verv eaii l'iilh- with hi- paw, numerous parts of the interior to de-
- i 1
hold Iheni with i claw and survey J siroy the pest iu various ways, eueli
litem with great apparent in!ere-t. ' ti-by beat iuu with briiuches the beds
The lii'-t time he did this was o:ie night i" the liehls where the a- yet wingle-s
w hen he bad been napping and I read- creu'iires were k:iow u loexi-t, or bar
ing. He is a great pel, iiml g'ing lo , tow ing the groiiinl or lutiiing
him I bent ovei, wiih"Ul indicating by i lb cks uf rl.eep upon the land
any in ition my meaning, ami -aid, , and in-.i ing them rapidly about
U'eully: 'Pick, if ini want lo go lo ! ii- lo tread upon ami kill
bed, take oil' my glasses.' e ilium di- j or injuie the young lirood. ami al-o by
alely reached ui a paw and took lln iu spreading straw on the plague -pot-
oil as deftly as though it were an old
habit. Thinking llii- it happen so,' I
put t lii'iu on and m ide the same re
iptet in dill'erciit imI-, with precisely
the same ie-ull. Alter one more repe
tition he y awued and plainly iiititu..t-
(d I hat was enough."
Time-.
I'liila lviphla
a (.(inn tin i rimy.
A Newfoundland dog was one (lav
sitting on a wooden bridge over a
very swift stream discu iug a bono
when a predatory png e.une along ami
a -mai l altereat ion arose over the bone.
So violent became the debate that both
suddenly overbalanced and fell into
the stream beneath. The neare-1
lauding place was a hundred yards
dnvn, and to it the Neiv foiituiland
betook him-elf w ithout lunch dillii ully
and after a good shake was preparing
to depart iiheii be suddenly became
aware that the pug was hai iug a very
hard tint! of it, wildly beating the
water ami showing every symptom
of cxhati-lioii. One look wa-enough.
In went the shaggy-coaled fellow, and
seizing the oilier by llie collar brought
his late one my safe to land. 'I he two
dogs then eyed each other wi'h inde
scribable expression for some second-,
then solemnly wagged tin ir ie-peeiivo
tails and wiih dignity dep irted.
I.'l - MHU'I'I h I IMtl V.
Tot calm! to me one morning with a
ptlzled and impiiring look in her large
beautiful brown eyes. "What would
you do with him?" she seemed lo say
"lie worries ine more than all the
others pul together."
Tot was a small creain-i olored Fs
kinio dog, and it was one of her
adopted ebiidten, a tuitle, thatwa
jitst then causing her motherly heart
so much anxiety. After tint- itie
tinning me with her expii --lie eyes, a
h:ight idea seemed t strike, her. Shi
ran to her elo-e; and separated Iho
troublesome turtle from the other
members of herralher singular laniily,
uisliing him w ith her no.,- into a coi
ner of the room. Then -be brought
sonie pieces of 1,111- and covered
him over so that not a bit of him could f
beseen. "There, now, I think he will
sleep and give muli.no (..attend lo my -
other children," wa- her apparent
comment.
Tot was iu the habit of adopting al'
the mothcrles- slrais -he ci.uie aero--.
At the lime of which I w rite, we had
two little ducks that bad been left
orphan-. Tut heard iheni complain
ing one day . Il seeim d In make her
very mi-erable. Al l.i-t she could
bear it no longer; -o dowu-lair -iie
went, a id, lo my utter a-ioui-hmcut,
returned with one of the duckling-,
safe and Hound, in her mouth, deposit
ing il in the box widi her three pup
pies. In the cour-e of the day she
succeeded iu bringing the other little
fellow upstairs and placing b in wilh
hi- brother. lie' ducks seemed 1 1 1 0
happy w ith their adopted mother, ami,
W ben older, followeii her every w here,
running alter her. and se. earning it
she got '.00 far ahead of Iheni. A
singular thing it was that Tol and hn
own children never injured the.-i
feathered foundling'. Hut lam sun
to say that Tot lien r loved the turtle,
al 1 ay s covering up the ungainly link
creature whenever it ventured In pit
nit it- head or be sociable ill, the ivsl
of the f.imilv. f -I. Nicholas.
Fari-iui wit once dclined 1 xpe
liniee a a comb that ope became p"-ses-ed
of after having lost one's hair
A LOCUST PLAGUE.
All Annual Affliction of Aus
trrilian Agriculturists.
Locusts Covering the Ground
Four Inches Deep.
In order lo cheek, if po-sible, the
annual plague of locusts that devour
the herbage and b'a-t the hopes of
gniiers, farmers and fruit growers to
a greater or le extent in December,
the Vicioriun t ioveriiinent proclaimed
November V ;,nd !a-t a- holidays for
the scholars ami schoolmaster in the
rural district-, in order that they
might co-operate with Iho settlers in
destroying the young locusts iu the
early stage? of their development, be
fore liny have been eiptipped with
ami
as'
citing lire to it.
ile-lrueiioii was
I u such ways
done to the
ocu-ls iu the
Millies of the loiliig
early stage of their exi-li nee. It wa-
seen, leiwi ver, thai the raid ii) the
vi i mm -hoiiol have been made some-
j what earlier, as numbers weie .ilnady
I so far advance. a- to be on the wing
! on lhi- mi-. ion of mischief: and be-
I sides, ii attack upon iheiu was not so
geueral.y made a- was desirable in
i soot - di-lricts uf Victoria, while iiorlh
, of iln Murray comparatively liiile cf
, fort wa- put forth t " cope n iih the
; evil, owing to the fad that on the
( New South Wale- ami South Au-tra-,
lian side- of the Murray the bulk of the
i land is taken up with large sipialling
runs, and p ipul itioii is spirrse there.
thus giving the r.u aging lueu-l- aluio-l
complete se- pe to pl'opaga o.
i I'eople al b um' call hardlv coliei ive
i how serious he locust plague is iu
. these colonies. h hi I - the reports
j came thai the creatures in;i rd I liem
I selves so thickly along some of the
lines of railways that, although llie
brakes were shut down, the trains
could uol be brought to a stand until
they had gone half a mile beyond the
station-, owing to the multitudes
cru-hed beneath Lie wheels eait-ing
the Cain- lo pa along- a- if the rail
were covered with oil. The w heel
iti tu illy slid along the rails. In many
of the northern towns the inhabitants
.
bad lo elo-e their doors to keep out
I
the invading b
;,...; I,... 'l i... ..1 1. . .
..... . .0, o,v, -
now fairly begun w 01 k, w rites a corre
spondent of the ( ila-gow Herald. In the
southern parts of New South Wales
iiml some of the uoi ihern portions of
Victoria the outlook is ominous. Iu
nud around Haruawarllia ( Victoria)
the insects are spreading in -wai 111
and causing gre il dc-iruc i . . 1 1 . A
resident of that di-lriet report- that in
traversing that pail of the country iu
his buggy the wheel- of his vehicle
weie completely imbedded in nia-se-of
young caterpillars and gra hopper-,
which on many cxleu-ive. areas j
"covered the whole surface lo a depth j
of about four inches like, a gigantic j
insulating I of green paint."
n ,.,,. . ,,..,.,. ,v.cicd am
depr, s-io,,. it was found i.upo-ihle j
(o ,, v al(. j M,vrl,(, I
,-avla,e loealilie-, Midi as low -li iug'
lane-, etc., the in-nis were surging ' were inclined lo take il a- a perfect
about iu ina-ses some Iwo or t hi e dm man fo il. but the majority in-isl
feel deep. The ground in their wake j upon il being merely an idol of pre-i-'ipiile
.b-tilule of gra. S,., h ai e j bi-..ic time-. The stone in wh chit
some of tin- breediie' grounds from : w a- loiiml wa- some ei-bt i feel b low
which the fully developed 1 features
I ike Might to wa-to and de-troy other
pa: Is of the country . In the Huther.
glen dish ict (Yicloii.it the loeu-t- are
d"ing great damage, eating up llie
gra-- ami invading lb" exten-ive vine,
yard-. One ineiard owner there I. .11.
iug ten acres of vine-report- hi-entire
eiop a- spoiled. The grapes an- not
vet fulli formed, but the locu-lsare
( n-v strippim.
the leaves and ring
ing the huiiclu s, the ie-ull being thill
the-e 11 illn r and die. Si ieu-e are
the i I- that Hoik ha- to be sus
pended, as the hoi-es will not face
I belli, lieports come from the Albury
di-liiel I ha' the h-eu-l- are attacking
the llags on the w heat stalk-, am in
"nine in-iauces llie w heal bead- have
n ea'cti oil'. One report stale-that j
in the locality of Walbundrie, about
thitiy mile- f.om Albury, llie pe-l is
travelling southwards, iu the direction
of the Murray, in column- several
miles wide, partially oh-curing the I
sky. and advancing at the rate of ten I
mile-in liventv -four hours, re-ting to
ib'veuf eieeii spot-, and then winging j
(heir way o fsfh j liim. - Hull
Mall tJa.cUc.
Ala-Un Streams Tcei, i With l i-ll.
Alaska is inijii mile, in e.xti ut one
way by 170U miles the other. The icy
wastes of its northern putt are the
home of the polar bear, while in its
southern forests the humming bird
nests. With lish the streams are so
crowded Ihat a favorite method of
capturing them is by thrashing tlie
surface of llio water with a rake
shaped in-triimenl, n scaly victim
being often jerked out ol each prong.
When the salmon !uu making their
way up t'-e river- at the spawning
sea-ou the bears come down ill num
bers and feed upon iheln, eating only
the heads.
Duals are often n ueh impeded ill
their progress by llie tinny myriads.
The ocean fishing batiks of Ala-ka are
greater in event than those of the
north Allaiitie.au ! ull'or 1 iiie.xhaii-tiliii;
sup
dies of li-h, eeitainly eipial if n -t
superior iu size and iptaliity to tho-e
caught on the ea-teru seaboard. Cod
are found there iu va-t ipiantities
Along the Yukon the natives dry their
li-h for winter use, burying what they
require for current eoii-uiiipt'ou iu lie!
ground until it bee uiies sulli'-ieiitly
putrid, when they eat it wilh a reli-h.
preferring it mil. Ii iu that way. Fun
nily enough, alligators in the south
follow a very similar practise, burying
their meat in muddy batik- until it has
become sulli'-ieiitly decayed to be
mole dige-tibie. l!i-lou 'Iran -ci ipt .
Weighed in the llalalie -.
. A 1 1 1 :i 1 1 who looked like a fartn'T en
tered a .Michigan avenue grocery a
day or two ago and said to the pro
prietor :
'Do you remember that Ic um-herc
ahoul lour Week- ago?"
" I can't -ay that I do."
'Can t you 1 1 -1 1 1" in bet' of changing
a I 1 1 - I 1 1 : i r bill lor a man who a-ked
if y I.du'l want a barn I "f pi. kle-'r"
"No."
"Why, you iiiti-i. There was a
woman in here at the time who sai l
y on cheated her on some butler, -he
-aid tin- weight w a- -h.n l. That wa
il hat l'-d um to count lliv change over
after leaving the -lore, and I
found --'
"I never -iiv ion la f.-re. sir!" in.
lert tinted the grocer.
Yes, you diil!"
"Don't .-ilteiupl any trick- on me.
for they won't work! If I gave vou
change it was all right !"
No, il wasn't! I found it two dol
lars -"
"I lo on ! Y"ii are a - w iu ller !"
Very well ; good day. i on gave
me Uvo dollar- loo u u.-li. but if you
can -laud it I can It'll tun for gel-
(in., the iiiac- .l.o.l .'.II i.cmiml . o.l 1
. '
wont have anvlhing on niv eon-
. ,.
1 ..'1,'iice tl)..ii',oi I .... I-1..-J
t I
, .
Vi linse Face Was II ,'
A few ie. lis ago while a workman
at I'licbl.i, Col., was dre--iug a block
of -lone his chi-el uncovered a bard
concretion near I he surface of the
block. I'i c-etilly this cone ret ion, w hich
was rounded 011 the back, ilr.ppcd
from the cavity in which if re-led.
li-clo-iiig a perfect model of a human
face on its under surface, every out
line perfect, unhurt and unmarked by
the tool w hich had di-lodged il. Tim
imprint iu the bio, k wa- as perfect a-
tin-model on the concretion, and many
plaster casts wire taken from it by
ar ha ologi-ls and local ctti io-itv-, ek-
er-. Some of the-e ea-ts found their
wav to the tuit-eun.s of learned -o-
ci. i ie, of Lurope, w here Ihev created
.,, it,.,,,, nt and were the Mibiecl
of inane d bale-. M inv scieuli-ls
llie surface.-- S. I.oui- lb public.
'llie A-In. ruing of 11 Fish.
Few thing- iu tin- world are more
illli.'ll . than the method by w hich il
lilth li-h comes into being. The
g 10 ii 11 feiu ile lavs a ipianlily of egg
aiid upon I hi- spawn tin' male sub-e-ipienllv
depo-il- il- niiit. The mill,
examined beneath the iiiiero-e .pe, is
found to contain an ( mile-- uuinl.er of
minute pollywogs. Fad, egg has a
small hob- iu it, and through llii- bole
a polli n og makes its wav into a 1 1 1 1 -ileus
contained within w b it i-called
the "germinal ve-icle." The result i
liiHt the lindens take- life and ipii. kly
il begin-lo multiply, becoming t w o,
Ihcii four, then eight and soon. These
,,'il' "" lh" "inltipli ing by di.
vi-i"ii, combine together ami b.-giti to
form the c
gun- the
ular structure of th, or- 1
11 e- ami tin
heart lust ol
Fin.ilii , w ben
. il bursts it-
lie- li-h that is to be.
the cieatiire i- mad
li'un-pareiit sh.-il and sw 1111-a- if it
had alway 01 en u-ed lo thai sort f
t4ine f Wii-hinglon Star.
! lite Vnn Who Ciinnol Laugh.
Here me Si nn- imlividutils we icully can't
ii. lure,
' Aiid the i hii fest of the ni::iihcr is the very
trying Imre.
Who wh. n you're feding jolly nud a bit of
fun would puke,
Will never see tin- puint until vim diagram
imu'ji'ki-.
His eve a. nines a vacant stare until he
I liiuks nil bile
With enai ileliher it inn, then he dona
faded unlle.
"'.it iiutild he a pleasure just to write the
epilapli
And hi.le away the presence of the man who
cannot laugh.
Iluvv like a hiting fru-t tlmt chilli the rosej
in tl.i ir b!' ) in
Are sonit'te individuals who wear a clonic
of pli.i.in;
Who cannot comprehend the worth of ju-t a
spark of fun.
Who -drink from joy and pleasure ns the
bits avoid the sltll.
The de, per ...her thought within (lie Leart
-hoiii.l h'.ve n piace,
lt.it let u'h.d lau.'hler iiuiv und then the
cures of life er.i-e;
Away wi'.h him who cannot sift the kernels
ir. .in tic .-hull !
Ti e w.-rld could wng alorig without the man
nlio cannot laugh.
HIMOKOTS.
It lack--, point A circle.
An empty pepper-box is out of sea
son. The mam; part of a horse is the back
of its neck.
An echo is like a woman, ilw avs do-
lei tiiineil to have the last word.
"I've gun through a gr.;at deal,"
remarked llie saw as it cmeiged from
the iog.
The man who trie heroic measures)
found tl.ey tvi'i'.' several sizes too lurgo
for biui.
1 Thank fortune," a' the mail said
when bis money opened to him tho
doors of soeiel v.
' Lilile-li.irt Ah, Mr. Cutaway, how
d'il"? Wind's the condition of trade
ltd- sea-on? Cutaway (hriclh
Ca-h.
When there is to hawk living
iii 'iliiil the biggest thing; iu the barn
vard is the e'.rtit of Iho smallest
I oo-ler.
Young I. idy (In young man wht
ki--e I In r 1 That's very singular, sir.
j Ymiiig M111--AI1, well, allow ine to
make il plural ?
j 'Why do you object lu Dcrtnan
I opera? It is lull of vigor; it braced
ine right up." "That'd my objeetioti
j to it ; it i-- Tl lltullic." .
I Any thing new 011 foot':"' askeil
; one poliiiciiiii of another. "Yes,"
; 11:1- the reply. "What i- it?" "Our
1 baby, lie's jti-l learned In walk."
' There i- constant complaint of the
lack of morals iu politics. There in
It" place yel iliseovel'eil, even out ot
I l oliiie- u here there is an ovor.iiiml v
I I "in u -, w in n mi n is , in om i supply,
1 , - . , i .1 1
1 ilas-or-l an I see the euod mail
f , 1 1 v
louse, uiailiiliie: Mrs. Nug-
. ger- No, yoti can't. There i-n't any
good man iu the house. There's only
: my hu-baud.
J A storv at hand, describing a lovo
seJ'iie belween the hero and heroinej
say-: "lie wooed her wilh a will."
1 Thai'.-a good way, e-pteiidly if Iho
. wooer i-tdd and the will is in her
, J'aVof.
I'hy.-ieiaii (with ear to patient's
1 ciie-l 'I bet e is a severe swelling over
! the region of the heart which must bo
I reduced at mice. I'atient (anxiously)
j --Thill swelling is my poeket-bo ik,'
doctor. I'Icuse don't reduce it too
mud.
The other day a philanthropic New
Yoik I nly found the following appeal
, among her usual grist of begging lot-
, tc:s; -Dear Madam W ill 1 011 heir
1 . - "
ine to get a position us teacher to sup
port luy-ell'au.l two lillle ones? Also.
tell me w hel e I call liny a p ii rotuilQ
v car old."
! Fanciful Peril at inn-.
I 'I he an Atigelo (Tex.) Kulei prisQ
sai-: The ti 1 in -grcii-er,' a- applied
to Mexican- 1 f the lower cla.-e-, w as
not stalled, a- many suppose, a- a sig
nification of ili-re-piet, but was up
plied by a witty war corn spomleut in
Is lf. ju-l after the buttle of I'alo Alto,
lo lho-e Mexicans who had I'oiesworii
allegiance to their own country ami
iu preference to lighting taken Hie
l-i-k of loading and unloading provi
ion trains, which then consisted
mostly of bacon. Iu this way they
gained tb name of the 'grou-cr brig
ade.' " Whatever the term implies, it
is tin ell older than 111.'1 Llltei'pl'isp sup-po-es.
It was known (o the I'nited
State- volunteer-, who came lo what is
now the Indian territory in ISdl, nt
the cud of tin' lilaek Hawk war. Tim
story that the name Maverick, applied
t yearling cattle, w as given on ac
count or the head of the San Antonio
family of thai name, i- eipially fabu-l"u-.
H w as in ,,-e in Louiriann bo.
fore that -late was a pari of the Unlisl
Mates. - (.Dallas ('l't.) New.