11. A. LONDOJN, EDITOR AND PKOriUETOK. ADVERTISING One square, ontt insertion- l.'H One square, two insertions 1.66 One square, one mouth 8.60 For larger advertisement liberal cow met) ie ma le. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In ftdvanu. VOL. III. PITTS1J0R0 CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAY II, 1801. NO. 3. WW The Konr Winds, Wind of Hit? Nurtli. Wind of tlie Norland snows, Wind of the vviimowul skies and sbarp.clca Plow cold and kern cross tbe naked hills. And crisp tho lowlan.l pools with crystal films, And Idiir tbc casement squares with glitter ing tec, But go not near my love. Wlud of tin Want, Wind of the Tow, far clouds. Wind of the gold and crimson sunset lands IS. aw fresh and puro t'tom the peaks and plains. Add broaden the blue Kpai-rs of the heavens. And sway the grasses and Ibe mountain pines, Hut let my dear one rest. Wind of the East. Wind of the sunrise sens. Wind of the Winning mists and gray, harsh rains Itlow moist Slid chill across the wastes of brine. And shut the sun out, and tbe moon and stars. And lash the boughs against tbe dripping (ave-, Yet keep thou from my love. But thuii, sweet wind ! Wind of the frasraut South. Wind from the bowers of jasmin and of rose Over magnolia glooms and lilied lakes Aud flowering forests come with dewy wings, And stir the petals at her feet, and kiss The low mound where the lies. --Charles Henry I.uders. LOST MR. GREYLAND. HV 1IKKO STIJONG. She was ft proud woman always, and just now die was a very angry one. Her fine figure- was drawn up to its utmost neigh1, lior brown eye flushed so tlipy looked blm-k, and n vivid crimson burned on licr cheek, whose brightness no oiienlnl rougo could ever hope to rival. Imogcnu Leigh had always been handsome tonight sho was magnificent. t'hnrlos Grcyhmd could not help admiring her, even whilo her glance of scorn burned into his soul and cnt'lied out the dcrp love ho thought bo noro her. Ho was rich and sho was poor, and in that fact lay thu ciuso of tho trou ble. Somo kind friend everybody has these kind friends, you know bad insinuated that Imogono was marrying Mr. Greylaud for his money; und Grcyhmd, in a moment of piqii') occasioned by Imogene s danc ing twico with a handsome cousin of her own, had let fall something of the kind in her hearing. Of course Grey land was u fool, but not so much of a ono timt he was not sorry for his folly the instant tho tiling was done, hut he whs too proud to suy so. He did no for a moment believe (hut Imogenc's Jove for hint was influenced by his fortune; lie had only spoko,i thus be cause he was angry, and angry people are generally idiots for the time be ing. Never would ho forget the flash of Imogene's eyes, or the keen sarcasm of her tone, as she. unsweird him: You are free, Mr. Greyland. A mill with a soul so small that ho deems a few paltry thousands of more conse quence than himself, should seek a male from among his own kind. Take buck your ring. It is a diamond, and as such nojloubt valuable to you." Ho set his heel on the bauble aud ground it into the carpet; then ho said a few angry words, for which he would always bo sjrry, and left her. They wont their separate ways, aud tried their best to bhow their faces to the world bright and gay. Imogene succeeded admirably, hut Mr. Greyland overshot the mark, and people said lie was getting frivolous, and the pastor of his church labored'' with him, and won the everlasting dial ko of bis wealthiest parishioner by doing. About this time M irgc Atlicrton came to the city where our disunited lovers dwell, and hero was a field of libor just soiled to her. Sho bad been some years in pursuit of a rich hus band, but the man she desired to honor was slo v in making his appearance, and there was a s'rong prvpoet that Miss Atlicrton, in spilo of her mani fold attraction, would have to diu an old maid, or emigrato to Oregon a country where it is generally supposed they d i not raise women. Mr. Grey hind was ihe very subject for her. Hie sot herself to work at once to conquer him. SI.e fluttered him, sho deferred to him. she asked his opinion nn every trifling thing, and poor (irc land's heart was so sore that be was glul of anything by way of balsam. The very day that he had made up liia mind to propose, fate stepped in and il d a good stroke of business for bim. A jf.cai li i.:;c'u! criis occurred, and $wij. iiivay ivj:v d'lar be possessed, mi- in twenty-iour hours the new., was all over (lie city; and when, n lay or two nl'tciward, Greyland. aching for sympathy and love, wen to call on MNs Atlicrton, she wa not at home," though ho could havi sworn ho heard her ut the top of tin -tairway. And that ended their acquuintan ci Miss Atlicrton married a seventy live yenr old millionaire, who willed all his property to a homo for old wo men when he died; and Greyland be canto misanthropic, and took to keep lug dogs and smoking cigars innumer able. Things with him wcro not so bad a ,it first suspected. They never are, n: least in stories, and ho had after all. a few thousands left. Ho went into business on a small scale, but the confinement of the counting room In jured bis health, and sometime in the summer his physician sent him to Ihe White Mountains to recruit. Meanwhile Imogciio Leigh had bu eomo au heiress. A great aunt of hers, after living fifteen years beyond tho ago of man, and tormenting the lives almost out of everybody who h id anything to do with her, had ditfd re spectably ono nMit in her bed, and when her will was opeiud, her greedy relatives found that sho had be qi cathed ev .rything to a grand-uieci they had scarcely heard of. But it was no use to get angry, and so they were all very sweet ami nlTec tionate when Innicno camo ami took possession of lSerehlawn. Hut the gir! found tho great hou c very lonely, ami so in July she joined Mrs. .fudge Kendall's parly and went to tho mountains. And so it happened that at the Crawford Hoiiso Ihe names of Imo gene Leigh and 1'harles Greyland s'ood one above the other on the clerk's register. They met at breakfast. I in 'gene in her crimson morning robe, with her silky black hair rippling down over her shoiildci s, and her whilo hands "paikliug Willi diamonds not his dia monds, how ever--looked very fair aud queenly as she sat opposite to him ami sipped her cilice, and carried on a brilliant lire of repartee with Judge Kendall. To havo seen her and tirey land, nobody would ever have dreamed that they hud once been all the world to each other. Two or three days passed away. Somebody introduced Mr. Greyland mid Miss Leigh, aud they had ex changed a few well-bred platitudes and drifted apart. That night tirey land tossed until morning in his bed audibly anathematizing tiie mattress for his restlessness and Miss Leigh nearly succeeded in making herself believe that tho winds in the corridors were keeping lcr awake. Next morning tireyland started ofT alone for Mount Washington. Lvcryboily told him to lake a guide, and spoke of the danger of going into those mounliiiu wilds alone, but he laughed ut ihein. lie was not going to convert himself into a hero by getting lost not he! He should dine at the Tip Top House, and be back in season for stewed partridgo nt the Crawford. Imogene sat nn thu piazza doing some trifle in green Iterlin wool, and heard every word. Of c urc il was nothing to her any way, but after Mr. (ireyluud disappeared in 1 1 1 scrubby evergreens which clustered around the entrance to the bridle path, she was coutcious of a feeling of something lost out of the brightness of the day. Clouds began to gather over tho summit of Mount Willard. A party who had ascended early in the morn ing c. line down drenched; and by and by the equestrians who had gone up 'o Mount Washington just after t.rcy land's departure returned cold and blue. A hard storm was in progress on the mountains- the mist and fog were ttlu.o.t blinding and Mr. tireyland bad not been seen or heard from. Grave apprehensions were entertained for his safely uinong those who under stood the danger of being lost on the mountains, and the gentlemen stood apart in knots, and discussed the mat ter with serious faces. The night of storm and gloom wore slowly away, and thu morning broke cold and wet Imogene sat by the open window, just as she had sat all night, listening to ihe wild howl of Hudolph, the beautiful pet hound of tho missing man, which had been left chained in his master's room. Willi the tirst gleam of dawn a party of guides and n hutf-tioou friends of (ireyluud sallied forth to search for him. All day they scorned the mountain paths, only to return nt night as they went. No trace of him hud been dis covered. Another dismal night, and another misty morning, an I again they went form on their quest :his time with itilo hope of finding him alive; but, is one of tho guides remarked: "It looked unchristian not to find ho body and give it a decent burial. Imogene heard what the man said, mil for a moment hor heart stopped. Shu knew now that in spite of all (he -com sho hail triod to feel for Charles Grey land, sho had never ceased to ovo hi iti. And now ho was dead. No, no, sho would not admit the bought! Ho must be living! (iod, i ho was so good who loved all his M-catures would surely suffer her to bid him, to ask his pardon for tho ;iast, to toll him that in spite of every thing she loved him still! She threw a shawl over her shoul ders and went to tho room ho bad last occupied. Tlie key was not there, but 'ier own key titled tho lock. She went in and released the dog, which sprang into her arms with a cry almost human in its sorrow and despair. She hugged tho wretched animal to her breast, for bad he not loved and caressed Rudolph! Sho said not a word to any one, but, preceded by the dog, sho took tin path she had seen (ireylaml lake. ltough aud stony, full of mud-holes, barred by brushwood, aud obstructed by gullies, she found the way, but she followed tho dog. All the long forenoon sho went on, faint, almost despairing, and so weary that it seemed at each surcessivo step is if she must sink down. Haiti, and mist, and fog, were all around her sho could sec scarcely a rod in advance, and many a time sho trod the extreme edge of a precipice all unawares. And Hudolph led her on. At last they found him ! The glad barking of the dog a littlo ahead sent joy to Imogenc's heart. Sho leaped forward and sank down helpless by the 6ido of Charles Grcv land. lie was sheltered by a rock and he whs smoking a cigar, and altogether seemed quite cotnforlablo for a man who bad been two nights lost in the mountains. Imogono would have fallen hack on her pride even now, hut it was too lale. (ireyland had her in his arms, aud wus kissing her cold lips in a way that made all attempts at reinointraucj useless. "You did love me after all, darl ing!'' be cried; "and 1 thank Heaven for being lost; and 1 don't mind the cold and wet, and hunger, a bit. Put your arms round my neck, dear, and leli me that yon forgive my hateful conduct of a year ago, and tell mo (hat you love inc." Aud she obeyed him meekly enough, while Hudolph capered around them, nnd expressed his satisfaction in a series of joyful bowls, which woke nil : the mull n l ai it echoes for miles around. The parly out in search heard the dog, and wcro guided to tho spot, and by sundown everybody was safely basking in tho warmth of the grr.it wood-lire in tho drawing-room of tho Crawford. Two weeks afterward Charles tirey land and Imogene were married, and a happier home than theirs I do not think you have ever son. Neitherdo I think that a more contented, self- ' satisfied-looking dog than Hudolph ex" ists. New York Weekly. j Books Neither Written nor Printed, i The l'rincc do Ligneis tho possessor , of a curiosity of literature. It is a book that is neither writtcu nor printed. "How cui that be?" you nsk. i Well, (ho letters aro all cut out of tho finest vellum and pasted on blue paper. The book is as easy to read us ': if printed from the clearest type. Tho precision with which these small i hnraclcrs are rut excite. infinite ad miration for tho patience of the author. The book, by the way, bears fie title "Liber Piissjonis Nosiri Jesu Clirisli, cum cluii nclcrilnis nulla ma teria composila." Tin- book of tho Passion of Our .testis Christ, with' characters not composed of any ma- ' tcrial. Thetiernian Kmprror lludnlpb II. is said to have ottered in Kilo tho enormous sum of eleven thousand ducats for this curious work of art. Strangely enough, thu book bears the F.nglish arms, though it is supposed never to have been in Fngland. Il lustrated American. Music from Afar. Frank White, a ditch-tender for the South Yuba Company, who makes his heaibpiartei s at Crystal Springs, j handy with thu violin. 1'ieqiicnlly these stormy evenings the people nt the various slut ions along the line get him to rosin the how f nd ivo tin in telephone concerts. '1 hey hear the music 20 or more miles away as plain ly as though they w ere ut I ho plaver's side. Nevada Transcript. (HILDKEVS I'OLl'MN. j TfTE M'RSFRT AT .VK.IIT. The day is done, and In their cozy nest The rosv darlings lie in perfect rest. Their shining tresses softly straying o'er Those dimpled cheeks, that we may kls onco mure. Before we go; but let the kiss be light. Good nicht, sweet slumbcrers! Good night! Good night! Anon we see a smile, all gently ploy O'er a sweet face, then slowly die away The little brain with fairy fancies teems, And Klusie wanders In the land of dreams; There she will Hau ler till night's sliadoivs tlee. fiood night, my little one, Ood guanlcth threl She sees serener sunlight, fairer flowers, Aud bluer skies than grace this world of ours, As down the silent slopes of shadowlHiid Again she guides her hoop with eager hand, Or may a mythic bultcrlly pursue, liondiiight my pretty one! 'Jill morn, adieu: K. II. Dovetnn. HOW IltK IOX KFCAl'K.H. A good story is related at the ex pense of a well-known business man of Littlo Hock, Ark. His hunting proclivities ore well known, and ho has the reputation of being so skillful in his line that seldom, if ever, docs ! anything escape when be gels on ils 1 trail. On a recent Saturday, however, ' ho was defeated in a most provoking ! fashion. He saddled up his deed and took up a trail that led to the south West from the cilv. A short distance away ho started a handsome fox. Away the animal Hew, with Martin in close pursuit. He seemed to bo un lucky, for no matter how fast be rode, the fox always kept just out of . reach. Tho race lasted two honrsi during which tho sly little animal doubled aud redoubled bis track. At last the fox showed signs of fatigue, and Martin began to smile at thought ! of the satisfaction ho would get. But, ! alus, they struck a herd of hogs, aud I just as M irtin was preparing to "close j in," the fox sprang on the back of a j long-legged poker ono of the kind that can out run a race horse. The hog raised his snout, gave a frightened j grunt, and away bo Hew. Martin i stopped, completely spellbwiid with : amazoiuont. Tho fo.x held his seat like a circus rider, while the furiher 1 tho hog got away tho faster ho seemed ' to go. Martin watched the strange ! pair till they disappeared in a brr.sh patch and thc:i returned to Littlo Hock. He related tho strange occur rence to a number of "intimate friends," and from them it became known throughout tho city. VANNIK AM) i'llK It A II V PliiS. It was a very frosty morning, writes Marion Keith, and William camo in witu !wo poor littlo pigs that were almost still' with the cold. They had come somu time in the night nnd their frivolous young mother had gone ofl' and left them In long grass, where William had fouii them. They were too cold and weak ever, to squeal and although we thought there was not Ihe slightest chance of their living, we put them in a bushel basket by the kitchen stove and covered them over with a piece of carpet. Ity iind by they got warm ami be- nmi l innLa ll I..,.,-,I 1 I . 5 " " "-' ..! have no doubt they thought (pigs do think) they had come into a selfish, Mingy world, for they seemed to bo trying to make us understand that they were very hungry. Wc bad hard work to keep one lit tlo fellow iu tho basket, for he became so desperate ho would jump out und run around the door. William owned a lovely spaniel, Fannie her name was, and she had three of the fattest, curliest little pup piis about six weeks old. Fannie came into Ilia kitchen, and when she heard the baby pig, squeal ing she was greatly distressed. She walked iiroun 1 the ba-ket, sticking her nose iu, and giving them nn affection ate kiss now u' d then. Seeing this her mister said: "Now, Fannie, theffl little pigs have no mother, and they nro just slai ving, nnd you must give them some dinner." So he made her lie down on the lloor and gave her the two hungry strangers and a more comical sight you never saw ili.'iu pretty Funiiio nursing those tiny white and liver spotted pigs. She licked them all over whilo they took their dinner, and when their hunger was satisfied they went to sleep. I think Fannie ought to havo a medal for her kind hcartedncss, for I urn sure she knew they wero not puppies anyway she knew they did not belong to her. lkMroit Fr. e Press. Here is a "highly recommended corn cure": Dip in water a piece of common washing soda and rub the troublesome growth with it two or three moruiugs a week. ... . I THE SWANETANS. A Curious People Liv'ng in the Heart of the Caucasus. Poor and Degraded, Yet Occu pying Magnificent Castles. Before the Anthropological Society of St. Petersburg, a member, Dr. Olderoggc, read recently an interest ing paper on (he resiiits of his explo rations iu the heart of Cuucasiiu He had penetrated wlriro few explorers had been before, lie camo to Swaneta, a long but narrow valley ut the foot ' of the Klburz Mountain, through wbicli the river lugoora winds. For j most of the year Swaneta is isolated entirely from the world, and even iu the suimi cr season the mountain passes leading to the locality arc made ex tremely dangerous by water currents, avalanches, and falling rocks. There is a strange semi-savago people iu the valley numbering about 9000 fam ilies. They subsist on their chase for wild animals of which there is an abundance in the moun tains, and iu tho uiiid season of the year plant just as much grain us is re quired for their immediate necessity. Lvery now and then a Swauclau wili wander away from his secluded home into a more civilized neighborhood to sell a few hides and to get in exchange a few things that be misses in his na tive valley, such as cloth, cotton fab rics and some nrlii les of apparel. 15ut (his ho does very seldom and with great unwillingness, for his needs are few and his native valley has made him love isolation. They speak a dia lect the principal clement of which is (o rgian, with Persian aud Kirguosi; terms of speech strnnglv intermixed. They nro of a pacific nature Mid ex. tremely shy of strangers. Dr. Older ogge. introduced himself to them as a hawker, and, trying to tiado with them, drew them into conversation and made his studies and observa tions. The dress and manner of living of the Swaue'ims present a striking con trast to the dwellings they occupy. They cover their bodies with hides in the winter aud go about half inked iu the warm season of the year; of clean liness nnd comfort they know noth ing, and there are no luxuiies among them. Hut they live in undent castles of magnificent construction, though more than half ruined. There is quite a number of such e itles in tho inoiiu- ' lain that encircle the Swuneian valley. ; The Swanetans have a sort of writing, i and their folk lore is rich in rtirious ! traditions und quaint legends, poiot ! ing to a time when their intercourse with (he world wu mole frequent j t li ii it at present, nnd when Ihcy ranked among the strong and civilized . peoples of tho region. Hut nil this is dying out with them. They worship i four divinities and sacrifice animals I unto them. Their conceptions of those ! deities aro strikingly suggestive of : corrupted notions of the Trinity and j the Yirgin, and indicate that Ihey ! were once Christians, hut lapsed into heathenism before Christianity took deep root among them. They nro 1 " .!" s . I Mil IIIOI,lil . IOC. rc is a lei rib'c per- I rentage among them of lunatics, idiots, cpiloptic, and thoso stricken with cognate, physic tl and nervous dis : eases. I The physical deformities of tho : Swanetans are coiiiineniirale with 1 t'leir mural dcleriornl ion, n.id show i that they must have 'ived as they livo j now for many gcneraiions. Their : beads are flattened nt the hack and I abnormally eiongnlel in the tunples ; they are marked with strong progm ! tism and with diaslhem of both the upper and lower teeth. Nearly all Ihe. j Sw anetans hav e goitres, w hich begin I to develop at a very rally age. It is i interesting to notice that a branch of the same people living more southerly I in tbc district called Didiaii-Swaueta, . more accessible t the influences of the outside world, presents a more normal element, both morally and physically, 1 1 n ii the Swanetans here described. New York Sun. Making Fishhooks. There is a little machine which j turns out fishhooks in six strokes. Stroke No. 1 bites oil' a morsel of steel wire; No II makes tlie loop where you fasten your line; No. it hacks the otl ier end; No. 4 flattens ! and bends back Ibe barb; No. o makes ' the point; No. ti bends the wirciiudj your (ishhook drops into a little bucket, ready to be finished. Then it is either ' japanned these are the ciiumon. j black fishhooks or it is tempered to ', the delicate blue you sometimes see iu I cutlery. For this finish it is heated red-hot and then cooled iu oil. Chi- cago Tribune. j The liurnhnui Jnilustriul Farm- At Canaan Four Corners, N. Y., is an institution chartered by the State of New York, designed to furnish a homo and Christian training for unruly and homeless boys. Its methods are unique, but the results obtained hav fully justified them. W. M. F. Hound and his wife devote, without remunera tion, a considerable portion of their time, energy and money to this woik, and their benevolence has been recent ly supplemented by the gift of 10,. IHiO for the construction of the new (iilpin memorial building. Mrs. Mury Sophia Gilpin, late of Wilmington, Del., during her lifetime expres.se.l a wish to leave some of her property for the purpose of assisting in the educa tion of moral improvement of hoys, but ut hor death no will was discover ed. Two of her sisters, Miss Sarah L. Gilpin and Mrs. Elizabeth Maury of 1 Morrislown, N. J., decided, libwcver, j to appropriate a portion of the pro- pcrty coining to them from their sitor I iu furthering her expressed wish. They ' presented accordingly the sum i of $10,000 to the Hurnhain industrial ! farm to be used in the etec- J lion of some permanent building fo1' Ihe enlargement and better aeoomui ). ' da'ion of the institution's work. Thu proposed bulbi ng is to be situate..! on the most prominent part of the farms, on the high ground overlooking I.uke Jueechy to the tiorlii and e mui:iu.ling a wide view of hill country to the east and sou h. The building will include the boys' department, quarters for the matron, ai r .iiiino.lalioiis ,- visitors and the d. rector's horn '. ( ily about one-half of the boys now ut the farm are to have quitters at the biiialing, the re it living in cutagos near by, each collage !) accommodate about ten boys and to be in charge of one of the biotlu iho.nl. The building of ihe (iilp'u memorial is only one of I lie s'eps in the process of enlarging the institution from its present capacity until it shall be able to accommodate from 1'iuO to 12. hoys. The institii lion depends entirely upon voluntary contributions for its enlargement and support, and it ta'ic hoys from all parts of the country. Six states are lepre.-euted by the present member ship. Boston Transcript. Making It Kather Personal. This is credited as one of General Lew Wallace's Turkish jokes: There lived in Stamboul, Turkey, a well-to-do Turk named Ismail Ilassam. He did not have the imagination of a Holer Haggard, but be was endowed with a ready Oriental w it that stood him well in hand when he was iu a t ght place. A neighbor called on Ismail one day and wanted to borrow his donkey to use au hour. Ismail made a low salaam and -aid : "Ncighbji, I am sorry, but my bay started on the donkey au hour ago (o Seuluii. Ily now he is gayly trolling over the hills far from the sacred pre- , cincts of Stamboul." Just as Ismail finished bis speech, a donkey's loud bray was heard in the stable, which was under Ihe -nine roof as Ismail's bouse, but in the rear. The neighbor said : "Ah, I hear your iKmkey bray." Ismail protested that his neighbor's ears were deceived, and that the noise was not a donkey's bray. Then tho donkey, whiih was supposed to be jogging along toward Scutaii, braved twice loudly. Il was too much, and the neighbor cried : "Oh, that is your donkey, Ismail; Allah help me, 1 can now borrow bim." Then Ismail said: "Which do you believe is lying, Ihe donkey or me'r'' The neighbor had to give Ismail the benefit of the doubt, and went away. New Fnilun'l's Largest Apple Tn-. The largest upple tree iu New Kng- . laud is in the northwestern p ut of Cheshire, Mas., and it Maud-in the d.ioryard "f Do us llotehkiss. lis age ; can be traced by a family tradition lo ; 1(0 veins nt least, and it maybe twenty or twentv-fivo years older. Il j is now of symmetrical shape; the , trunk is uearlv round, w iihout a scar : i or blemish; there are eight huge I branches; live of theui have been iu the habit of bearing one year, and the j lemaining three ihe in t. Mr. lloteh kiss has gathered iu one year from the live branches c.'ghty-live bushels of fruit, and his predecessor has harvested 110 bushel from the same ti?e branches. Ily careful inea-iiremeiit, the cii cum fo; en. e of .he trunk one foot above the gioiiud, above ail en largements of tin- root, is thirteen feet eight inches. The girth of the large-t single limb is six feet eight inches. The height of the tree is sixty feel, and Ihe sprea I of the branches as Ihe apples fall is one hundred feet, 1 he fru't is rather sui ill, sweet and rf moderate excellence. H istou Transcript. ."Now 1 Loj Me. "Xow I lay me," I.i-ps our baby, As she bows at mamma's knee. Nightly bending, Her ear tending, To all things, to hear and see. "luwn to sleep, My suul to ke . p." I'.al.j's thoughts do take a leap; "I prny the Lord,"' Is the next chord That in her mind is buried deep. 'If I should die,'' She breathes a sigh, tin mamma's knee hi r head doth lie. 'before I wake, My soul to take." Thus prays our pet, to Ulm on high. "Goal bless mamma, (io.l bkss pupa," She sweetly adds, 'Tor Jeus' sake." The little head Then fulls like lead, As in her arms uranium does take The baby dear, Whose vnj.-e sounds clear In "Amen." said closo to her ear. In snowy gown We lay her duwn. And prav the unguis to be near. -Fannie W.Butler in Cincinnati Enquirer. JILMOKOIS. Temptation always wears tts best bib and tucker. O! I people are continually iuJulg log in new wrinkles. The contented ibid" lakes (hings philosophically, of course. Ad's fair in lovo and war and on street cars," said the conductor us lit) counted up his fares. Woman may be able lo pack a trunk better than man, but she needs tho man to -it on the lid nfier she bus parked it. just the same. J're.aptor Y.ni liav. used tho phrase, "an open secret," Give an cxainp'e of an open secret. Pupil A yawn. Nobody knows w hat it really is. Sarani is nn ilbv'ivo weapon, but it acts like a boomerang when it is ap plied to his landlady by thn young man who is two weeks behind in pay ing his board. Fx! ract from ". bride's letter of thanks; "Your beautiful nlock was received and is now in the drawing room on the niantlepiece, where wo hope to sen you often.'' Groat Merchant Tho business baa increased so in the last jear, Mr. Pen wiper, that when you order the new account books you had better get them twice the size of ihe old ones. Mr. Penwiper Yes, sir. Hon't you think, sir, iu view of llrs fact, that 1 might have an increase iu my salary? Great Merchant What! After such an ex pensive set of books i 1 couldn't think of il. He taught his wile the sill of dress Willi cli..j:ieiii'e and power. And llien played billiards all day 1 n.z At sixty cents an hour! A Stratagem to (iet n Itoiul. "1 can tell you a little story about Charlie Foster's father that illustrates the fact that theie is nothing obtuse or dense about (he Foster family," Mall Ion Chance said tlie other day as, with a group of wei!-kn wn men, he was talking of the new Secretary of tho Treasury. 'The incident occurred a good many years ago, when tho new Secretary was a b y and lived with his father in (heir Ohio b oil". A dispute had arisen over the location of a stretch of county road. S one wanlel it laid out iu one place, others favored a dif ferent route, and a few wanted a third line. After a good deal of discission, the Comity Commissi. inn-,, met nt Titliu and named the day w hen they would decide u-l where the road should go. They said that lin y wanted to examine the two principal routes, find out which wa-inore traveled, and select accordingly . "Charlie Foster's father was inter ested iu huv ing the road go in a certain direction. The night before the deci sion was to bo made be resolved on straiagem. ' 'Hitch up ihe oxen,' ho said to Churl e, and go down to Neighbor Sawyer's and get his yoke; wc havo business touigh'.' "Chailcs asked no questions, and in one hour three yokes of oxen, each drawing a heavy sled, stood before the Foster hum -stead. Then began a prod ssion backward and forward on the sh ip of road upon which Mr. Fos ter wanted tho commissioners to fix. Il was kept going for hours until tho tracks w ere hammered hard. The cat tle were then unyoked, and the Foster f i nily retired. "Next morning the commissioners looked af the two propo-ed routes. It took theui only a few minute tn de termine whi.-li Hack had the most travel, and the road wa promptly located on the line of (he Foster pro-ct's-ion nf the night before. New York Times.

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