f)c Cl)atl)am Uftorb. krra)i4 n ii KATKS EDITOR AND PKOrBHiTOK. ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, one insertion One square, two insertions One equaro, one month fl.f l.M 8.M $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly fn Advmet. VOL. III. l,ITTSIK)RO CHATHAM CO., N. C, JUNK i. J891. NO. 42. For larger advertisements liberal 9QW rants will he ma lo II A II G U To Slctp, O winged sit tp, dear sun of dnwfy n ,bt Aii'l holy silence, born upon a hill Aii rrad'cd in the crimson popples till 'J I-.y infunt heart was full of ull delight ! O sleep, tliog languid cha.er of (be ligbt, iiiii to me now mi pinions broad and still Ai:d r row ii my brow Willi kisses sweet, r 11 J tliri.l My rrslliss bruin wild shadows ( xutfitr. II cat he on niinoryis with liillufiici kind, Hiii-ldhijt my lnul upon your balmy breast. Till I i-liull lie, like an. Cupid, blind A ii J sunk into nu c. stacy of rest, Then let draw near nu borne iip.-n Ibe wind. fn eel vision nf line love and all thine. h'ist. -I from the Persian. The Hero of the Stampede. in iiiuma i. MuNrroiir. in 1 1 io jrnr I" i was employed as n liri'ilri' hi Mrii ill's ranch, out in Western Iv.'iii.i-. Ours wr.s ono of ill J liio-l extensive, lunches in flic Male, n ii -1 ilic.o was quite a lilllc ai my of n rn ami ho; s in connection villi il. One of I lie duties wild which Mo were charged win thutof Kropiiiy (he range, which was government In ml, frou of seniors. "When j on ;.ce a covered wagon," said our milliliter, "keep your eye. on il, mill hike i iiiu ih.it it don't stop on our grazing lands." 'Hut f-ii iiusu. " questioned one, "Iho owner of a wagon should refuse to move mi, Ihi'ii what are wc lu do?'' "I guess there's, ctiouch of us hero," replied 1 lie maunder, "lo sec that he does move. If any mini tliouid he foolhardy enough lo r rjiiut line after bt-iug no ilied not lo il' hi, it will lio Oil!- business lo lull! him out. We'll Kill his hoists, I ill ii his wagon, uud, if he's very obstreperous, we'll hunt,' Iii in u litllo Our instructions from Mr. Mcirill mo lo Keep this range clear of n il lora, and we've got lo do it or e!rr lose our jobs." I ditl not look wiili favor on this ar rangement, uud neither did the ma jniity of the herders. O.ir sympathies weri! wiih llie poor home-sit kerb, aiid wc knew ihnt both the law jiiiiI i.-f gave I lie lit the. right lo own tlio laud (if which our i.iugo was composed. However, wt: it i i nothing a I the tiuia, lull roiiliiiiiL'il ai out our du it?. ) lining the next uionlli several wagons tlrove across our range, hut none, of ihem hulled within our limit Then one day , hili; in Iho afternoon, there rame an old canvas-covered wagon, dilapidated to I he last degree, drawn hy a span of poor, bony horns that i oiild srarrclv more 1 1 1 ri t rrcrp. saw the poor mil lit t rawling along the edge of the limber and I watched it unlit 1 enw it halt ul it point less tin. ii u fourth of n mile from llie ranch. J saw u mall come out of the wagon, nnd tiller looking iihout for a iiiiuute or to, juut't't'd In ii ii It i i 1 his l am and turn llirm out It. gnue. I fell it my duty lo w in ii him lo nunc on, mi 1 roth; down In I he wagon for that pur pose. The man was n tall, lhiut fickly-looking person w ho"' surround ings pi oeliiiint d him a ic i i in of ex treme jiovoily. I w an I , 1 1 1 1 c . I hy his nppeitrancc, nud as gently as 1 could, I informed him of tin; Heredity of immedialely vacating the spot. As 1 spnko Ids pale, sharp features lighted up with tlio lire of indignation, and in reply ho said : I've made my last iii"r, unless I'm driven by force. I've been run about from place, to place by tho cal. lictneii till I've, pit nothing left, and I'm tiled of it. This laud is open for settlement and 1 have a right in a rlnini here, ami I propose to have il." "Hut you can't hold il," I reasoned. "They'll burn your w ngon and Kill your horses." "dust let them try il," he replied, laying his hand on u pistol which hung at hi eido. "I'vo is A this left, and I'm desperalo enough to use it. Some df them wouldn't burn any more W ago iii." 1 reasoned with tint iiia i a best I could, bill he refused l move on, and at last I turned away from him hoping )iia presence might not be noticed that evening by any of mir people, ami that by tho following morning lie might see the w inlom of moving on. I hut) only gone n short distance when I mil it little hoy running acrosa llie pruirie, and as ho stopped lo ad mire my gaudy "cowboy" iilliie and trappings, I spoke to him and imke I his name. "I'm Johnnie Merrill," he answered. "Me'n my pa just came down here to day, an' my pa he's gone lo look tit the cattle an' I'm goiu' down there lo that wagon. My pa ho owns this ranch, you know, an' he let me come down hero w iih him this time." "I bad not gone far, after leaving j the boy, w hen 1 met n man cauteiing along on horseback, and a be was a I all anger, aud well d essed, I rightly j Ju Ige.l thai he was Mr. Merrill, du-l j a wo met he happened to notice the old wagon, and reining in his horse, he said : Wlnil is that over there by the limber? ' A home s-1 ker,'' I replied. "Oh, a tipialicr, eh? Well, go over and (ell him to move on." "I'vo nlieiidy warned him," I answered. "Is lie going away, then?'' "I don't know. Ho is very poor, and is very sick, but I think he'll go tomorrow." Mr. Merrill aw ul once thai I was attempting to hcrccn the man, and with a lias' i of auger ho said: 'You L'o down and Icil the boys thai 1 mid that sijuutlcr iiiiiU not be there at sundown. J you under stand nie?'' "I du," said I, as I tin ned away. I rode leisurely down in the direc tion of llie lit i d nnd I found the boys working the caltlo back toward I he ranch. "There's goiir to he a storm," old JUe Sampson announced a I rodo up. "These blamed cattle air the most reslless uii' oncasv ciillers I ever see, uii' (hat's a shore sign somethiii' i. brewiiv' in Iho air. For a cent the whole pack of 'cm 'ud go on a stam pede." I informed old Ike, who was the lender among tho "boys," of what Merrill had said, nud the whole force gathered around (o listen. I also told of my interview with the Hiiatter. Old Ike scratched hi head for a mo ment, then slowly mid: "Wul, lieie's a nice nics, shore. I'm ngiu i-1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 ' tliciu scttlcis t il in any scth way, but I reckon wo'll haft to do it. Orders ii order, an' we've got lo obey or else hunt lino her job." That's a fact," replied J.ibe Mor gan. "The feller has got to go, or el-e we've got lo go.'' "Yep,'' agreed Ike. "Thai's the. i?e an' shape of it. Ibtt, by gum, it mayn't he no easy matter to tiol that clia,- off. lie 'pears sorter game, an' like enough he'll pump some of it-, full of lead." Tho boys" were still discussing tin: matter, when before we were baldly aware of it the. whole herd broke into a stampede and went crash ing awny, hugging close to the limber and making tho verv earth tremble be neath Iheir feet. Directly toward the fcp j il at t ei'd wagon Ihey went, nud it was a sight to sicken one when ho looked upon that vast sea of cattle and realized how iriesislible was the mad lush, and how defenseless was niiyouo who stood in the way. I knew that tho old wagon and its foments would be literally blotted out of existence, anil I knew no mcuiia of escape for llie poor sipiaitcr. Merrill saw the stampede and eamo riding down towards u but all at once he stopped ft? if rooted lo Ihu ground. Hi was near me, and I saw n tlealhly whiteness come to his face while he. stared fixedly in Iho direction of llie wagon. 1 looked, loo, and at a glance I comprehended it all. Mer rill's little boy had evidently stalled awa from tint wagon, ai d having gone a do7fti yards or so, had slopped directly in the track of the cattle, lie stood gaiug a'. Ihu adviricing herd, making no elloi t to escape, and it seemed inevitable that hn inii-t ho trampled lo deiith in another minute. To attempt tho child's rescuo was useless, for wo were uoar a half mile away from him while the catilo were but a few yard.-., and long before wo could havo reached him the mad herd would have swept by. "My tioil. men," Merrill cried, "can't something bo done to save my child' It's awful, awful!" On and on swept llie herd. I.es I ban twenty steps lay between the j child ami dcstruclitu. We held our I breath and waited in terrible suspense. ' Merrill covered his eye.- uud groaned , in the deepr-t anguish. A moment ' passed. Then a murmur of applause ran throughout our circle a nun iniir scarcely more than a w hisper. Another moment of suspmiFe. then a shout 1 long. loud, and hearty. The child ' w as safe. The sipiaitcr had come mound Ibt wagon, nnd at the risk of his own lift' , bail saved llie child. He had ill-lied I forward and snatched llie boy from under t .ic feel of the cattle, anil run- j liiug back a few steps hud taken slid- (or In hind a tree, pushing the boy up 1 among the boughs beyond danger. i Another minute ami the licit) had j passed, and wo were on the spot. The child was unhurt, but the squatter was less fortunate. He was bruised ativl lorn by the horn-, and hoof, of Iho cattle that passed near linn. The tree was smalt ami uilordcd him but partial protection, and oucj or Iwicu h': was knocked dow n His injuries, however, were not serious, as wo were all glad lo know, and none of us more glad than Merrill. When tho squatter's eyes wandered (o the ( pot w here his wagon hud been, ami he saw the complete w reck of all his possessions, he groaned and a dim ness came to his ryes. "It's all right, my friend," said Merrill, laying his hand gently on tho man's shoulder; "you shall lose noth ing. You shall have a claim here ami I w ill make up lo you leu times over all you have lost. You shall mak the ranch your homo." Merrill kept ids promise?, and after tho squatter had selected a claim he helped him to build n hull so and fur nish it, and besides loaned him money to scud back eut lo pay pussago for bis wife and children. The employes of the ranch made up a purse to present the sijitattcr, and when the donations were all ill it was found that we had the neat little sum oft?l:)0. "K.iiough," as Ike Miid, "to sorter bridge over in cum.1 o' sickne.-s or gomethiiiV' Old Ike put the money in u purse, and labelc I it. w ith a card on w hich ho had scraw led with a pen cil these word? : "A present from the cowpuuclipis of Merrill's ranch to iho man who, though a sipintter, i a belter man than any of us."' Tho purse w as duly presented to ilio squatter, with a lit t lo presentation speech from Ike which was as unique as appropri de. F.vcry man cm tho ranch received strict orders from Merrill not to molest or iiilcif. re in any way with any houie.-eeker who happened to sliiko our pail of Iho coun'ry, and wo never did from that day. I Detroit 1'reo I'ress. 4 ii elephant Thai Coubl t'onnt. Mr. Arthur I .'lay sends the follow ing iii.-t.uicQ of I he sagacity of the ele phant. It was lold me, he tays-, by Mr. tiiuy, at t lie lime a iioii comuiia sinned idhVcr in the first battalion of i j the. tiviieth rillc, but now ono of her majc-ly' violin n of the guard. In IS.'.I his regiment was inarching from IVshaw ur lo KopuUic and was accom panied l.ya train of elephants. It was j ll.e duly of the mak out iii charge of each elephant to picpare twenty chu- i patties, or tint cakes made of coarse i Hour, for his chirrge. When Iho twen. ly chupatiies were ready, they were placed before tho elephant, who dur ing the process of counting niver at tempted lo touch ono of them until the full number was completed. I hi the occasion related by Mr. Quay one of the elo hauls had seiotl Ibo opportunity of his mahout's intention bring distracted for a moment lo steal and swallow one of tho chupatiies. When the mahout, having finished the preparation, begun lo count them out, be of course discovered the theft, ami presented his charge with nineteen in place of the usual number. The ele phant instantly appreciated the fact of (hero being one less than ho had a light lo evpeel, and refused lo (ouch them, cxprcsdu',' his indignation by loud Irumpelings. This brought tho conductor of the elephant line, (with whom Mr. (,iiay had been in conversa tion) on the scene. Having heard llie e iinaii hi of the mahout (he con dm lor decided (hat the mahout was in fault for not keeping a belter lookout, and ordered him lo provide tho twentieth eaue al bin own cost. Whim this w us prepared and added to tho pile the elephant al oneo accepted and ale them. Spectator. Makes Mums Almost Indestructible. (lerinun chemist claims to havo discovered a prcparut ion, which, ap plied to iho soles of boots and shoes, increases their wearing cpialitics from ,'tiio io Kfio per cent. The soles are supposed In become more flexible by (lie process, and poorly tanned leather alter being s..h.r led lo it is said lo ticiomo a-, good as the best leather made. The solo treated w ilh this prep arat ion becoiucs w at ei proof. A not her invention hai.iug from lieruiany is thn titling of shoe lace, from scrap leath er, hy which (,n the smallest dealer is said to be enabled lo apply his ollal In this use. Tlio iiiarliinii is simple uud iut xpensixe. Setups of nil shapes can be utilized, the o nation consist ing simply of putting thn leather in position and thru drawing it from tho other side until the material is used up. The plate of the machine i, piov itlt d Willi time holes " adapted as lo se cure pel feci rounding of the laces w hich pass through Ihem. The knife, is adjustable and permit of ciuting with etptal easo from the lines! lo the thickest work. t Iih ago News. A I lllte t linage. Old I i 'iend I on't mi remember sweet Alice, w ho danced w ilh delight when you gave her a smile, and tumbled with fear al your frown? Mr II. Holt, dr. Oh, yes. Mio doesn't c io a cent for my smiles or flow lis cither now. Wc'ro maiiied. - New York Wccklv (HILMEVS COI.l'MN. WUAI TltrV SAT. f rickets chirp, "Hello! Hello' Sua will shine. I tell you so.'' Katydid of habit strict Makes a point to contrudjet. Locusts whirr, all In a tnarni, "bis ten! 'Twill be vc--ry wnrm!'' Trrr-toad thinks that's cmse to fn I, W lilacs: ''Noheatl I want It wet.'' JltillfroK's voice is thick :md lourso: J.n.y thim.' croaks, ' ('lit m riiss!-' I.ark -alla from the sunlit sky. "I'll reach Heaven by and by.'1 liaby luulic, a merry cmw, ' Ttp.iusl c.jiucfryiu there. yu know." M. Ni.holaa. MOTIII.K OK PEAK!.. These shells aro colluded in great numbers in Iho tropical sas, chiefly on tho coast of Ceylon, .Mani.la, ( uha, Panama nud the South Sea Island. Those from I'umnnu arc small and thick and aro know n in commerce ns bullock shells." Those from Manilla arc liiicst in quality, oftvii ns much as n foot in diameter, round and flat. There aro two varieties, Iho white or siivcr-lipped, and the black-lipped. I. irge quantities of these sh lis are consumed in making card cases, handles, of knives and parasols nnd in inlaying fancy woodwork, but by far t!.e greater portion is required for the manufacture of bullous. At Jerusalem there is a considerable trade in ca! ving mid eugrav iug mother-of-pearl shells, which are sold to vis itors m souvenirs. Those tire known as "pilgrim shell.-," uud Ihu subjects illu-tialed upon them, as a rule, hear 6oiiie I Talion lo ibc incidents in the life of Christ. Tie! t liincso carve quaint devices in the same material, iiinl in s inn: eastern countries the lurgsT shells are Used in t lie construc tion of Incises, panels, w jndow blind", etc., being made of llieiii In milled oil a flaming of wood. In fact, limy mo among the most useful us well as the most beautiful of Iho very largo shell laiuily. Detroit Fico I'n ss. A TOI tlllNti Lllltr IINMiAI. I.ililii Mabel is a bright, l-vahlc Ilrooklyn gill, who makes pets of bird-. Canaries aro her delight nud mocking birds her passion. Among hcrcolledion w as a splendid specimen of the somewhat i.'iro Ori ental pagoda inina. Ho tv.is a black pliiinnged liulc fellow, wiih a shrill voice and vicious manners. Ho was not a songster, hut nu almost incoin parable mimic. Xo sound seemingly reached his ears (hat ho did not try lo reproduce, and his cll'orts, if not ul ways successful, were (cilaiuly gro. lesque. When Mabel was a baby (ill old sea r.'iptuiu on returning from a vouigo lo tho Indies broiighl the bird with him. Il was a gifl for Maiiel and was at once installed in a bandsomo cage. This w as hung in the parlor, and l here ho cliutlcred, squeaked and whistled all day. Among hU most iierur.ilo imitations were tho mewing of a cut, the rih s of slreet venders, the haisli lit icrances of a big African ;;ray par rot in the dining room of the house and scraps of conversation. hen .Mabel mado her appearance in the pailor every morning .lack Haltered about his cage in evident de light and in his loudest, shrillest loins w mild exclaim ; "M'o'ii, M ihel," and mo liltlo girl always rr wauled him with a lump of sugar or a bit of cuke, which Jack would devour with much relish. For live years .lack was the life of that home, but ono morning when Ma iiel came iulo the parlor .lack was si. lent. To bit sine, he was upon (he pi i cli in bis cage, but his fc .tilers wcni mill d, bin eyes closed, bis head drooped nud he w as mot ionics,. Mabel's fi antic entreaties evoked no le-ponsu from him. .lack was dead. That al'tei noon a tearful lilllc group of mourners stood beside a shallow grave at ihe foot of the flow tr garden. I'apa, malum i, uiit Flsio and M d I formed Iho group. Aunt l lsie held a liny pasteboard box in her hand It w us .lack's collin. 'tenderly she placed it in its tomb and papa, w ith a single shovelful of t'iii t Ii, shut it from v'n w No wolds went said, bill Ihu tents that ft II w ci o mailt . flei all tin other mourners had gone away Main I I villained and liupctcc ived by any one p'aivd at the head of her pel's grave a small pine board on width she had crudely inai ked iliowt'iti-, "My Own .l.nk." It was his only he.iiUtoiie - New York I lei aid. Au Inference. "I'ooi Kiowu, hit's lost nil his moii ov . Awfully hard up. Met liim in the stii et Tool iiic all about it. "How much did you want to bor row ?' - New York lid -order. An Albany, Kausti-, paper publishes the follow ing item '.lobii Thomp son's dogs aie all dead but twelve " BROADWAY. A Glimpse of a Great City's Greatest Thoroughfare. It's HurrylriR Crowds During the Business Hours. In the. series of at'' lei on the "Oreut Streets of the World," printed iu Scribiier, It. Il I jvis thus pictures ISroadwiiy during tin; hours of its oc cupancy by the New York business men : Tho business man knows Hroadway as a street blocko I wiih moving drays and wagons, with pavement which movi) wilh unbroken lines of men, and lint are shut in on cither side by til lallesi of t ill buildings. It is a place where no ono strolls, and where a man cvi as easily swing his oai:e as a wom an could wear a train. 1'cdcslriaus tlo not walk steadily forward hero, or in a straight lino, but dodge, in and out like runners nu a football field They all seem lo be dying (o reach he bunk to have a check cashed before .1 o'clock. The man who stopi lo speak lo a friend, or lo ga; into a shop w indow, U jostled and pushed and sl oiildeied lo one side; everyone seems lo bo trying to catch up lo tho man just in front of him ; and every one hits something to do and some thing on his mio I to think of, (oo, if his face telis anything. S i inli lit nro they on Iheir errands that ihey would not recogni.'1 Iheir own wives if tlmy passed them by. This is Iho spot on Hroadway where tho thermometer marks fever beat. It is tho great lighting ground of the city, where Iho hat lio of bu-incss goes on from H o'clock iu the morning until I in the afiern on, at which lime Ihe work flags a little and grows less and less hurried ilnlil .'), when tho armies declare on armistice for the day and march oil' uptown lo plan a frcs'j cntnpaii;ii for Iho morrow. The ai inies begin lo at rive before eight and gather from every point of t lie compass. The ferry boats laud Ihem by thousands and hurry back across the river for thousands more, the ele vate I roads marshal Ihem from far uptown, gathering by eoiupuuics til each station, where Ihey aro unloaded and scattered over Ihe business dis tricts in regiment.;. They cotno over Iho Ilrooklyn bridgo by lens of thou sands, in one long endless proees-ion. and cross tho t ity Halt I'aik at a quick s'ep. It is one, of the most im piossive sights the city has to oiler. Scribiier. llie I'np (nneilidfeil Ilia Knoiny. 1 was recently in the stable-yard belonging to a ft bud of mine w ho hud a considerable collection of dogs, among which aro a tierce terrier and a spaniel of lender age. Tho terrier bad ill treated Ihe pup on several oc casions, so that Ihe latter was very wary of him, uud disposed to concili ate his enemy if possible. 1 ho terrier is fond of playing with small slicks, which the grooms ale in tint habit of th "owing for him, nud Ihe pup seems lo have uiiders'ood Ibis fancy, and to have acted upon it. 1 saw him lake up a small stick in his mouth and ad vance toward Ihe terrier w ith il, arch iug his neck and wagging his tail, as much as lo say, "Please accept Ibis slight token of my regard. " The ter rier did accept il ; bo rushed up to tho little dog, took tho stlcii and went on bis way rejoicing, and iho pup was instilled in bis wisdom, Huston Post. Sun Spots nnd Heart Failure. Now spots were visible yesterday iu the sun's northern hemisphere. An. other disturbance marked by two large spots is now seen in the sun's siui'liorn hemisphere. The two dis till h-iitccs have progie-scd nearly 10 gt iber across the sun's disk, and both have been vt I y nciive. The magnetic tli till bailee has been marked, and the sensitives have snlhred seriously. Those inclined lo ii regular action of Ihe heart have been treat mflcrrrs, and st veil sudden ileal lis h avc oc curred. Last week was singular for the number of such deaths. Tho sun is a near neighbor, only : bout ono hundred of its own diameters away f i mil us, and wo feel the cllecls of its changing energy in-.lantly. Koch. o-,i r ( V Y , Democrat. The llutTulo Kerry. A professor of the North Dakota .pci imental Station sat s thai tlio most piolitic, uiitl, iu his estimation, one of the most profitable fruits is the. Iliillalo be i ry There (loutish in the Mate tliice vaiielies of t berries, (w o of laspbc l ies, one of cunants, one of Jinn ben y, ono of slrawheriy ami ono of wild grape, Ihe fruitage being thn latest in North Dakota, where the plants are dw ni fed - Hoslou Ht inld Sheep Supplant Horned f at tie. "Did you know that sheep aro rap idly taking Ihe place of horned catllo on the Montana ranges'-'" asked O. W. Peabotlv of Great Falls, Montana, ut Iho Hotel Metropolis. "Well, it's a fact, uud sheep are n w w hero caltlo were six years ago -on the lop of the heap and tho sheep men are doing what tho cattle men did, increasing their herds until now one finds a sheep ranch at almost every turn. A sheep will (tet .it where a cow wili starve, nnd with wool protected as il is, and Ihe increasing demand for mutton both here ami abroad, it seems likely that (ho sheep herders arc uu (he road to fortune. "What caused tho downfall of llie caltlo business? Well, opo thing was the rapid settling up of the land, un til il was almost impossible lo find a good piece of grazing land accessible lo water au.l timber. Mo-t of the bottom lands arc taken up and enclosed and thousand of acre; of railroad land arc bought up and a fence put around (hem. F.vory milling camp that is slrtt'-lt i sure death to the cattle that tniige near it, as all of the land that is i f nay Value is barred up, and freighters' Stock that hauls tho supplies to camp e l up what little fee l there Is outside of the inclosm c. I T u 1 1 1 1 i ii ;4 entile on a range, uu!os; we have a very mil I w inter, is a thing of the past, nud to feed hay at what it is worth, considering llie low inark-M value of cattle, is running into 1 1 I I . IDy is worth from ten to iwontv -I'm dollars in the strict, cattie are worth fioiu nine to twelve dollar a he-id, a d if the winter is no! severe a Ion of hay will winter a cow, You see it would pay better lo sell the hay and save the ut mey hiss a well as the (rouble of caring for the c.ittlo ' If does seem a si n," said Mr. Pea body, (hough fully "lo ship lieifot nnd calve,-at just ah nil what il cost' for Iho freight, but we iiitit do it. Cattle business in Montana is dead, ' but the sheep, they are good a; gold j dollars." N'ew Yoik Telegram. I General Scotl'a Hery Salad. The lalo Chief .liistice Cli iVh daughter tells (his story of a vMi lo old tieneral i iheld cotl al ( o u s, West Poinl : "Ho gave ns seals nl his own especial table, and was very kind lu us, but I was terribly afi aid of him Ono of his greatest pleasures at the table was to mix- llie most fiery ol'sd ads, which he would send by his o'.vu man (who always stood behind his master's chair) with ihe general' compliments, to the favored few. My garlronouiic tastes were far from being developed, and the old gentle man's red pepper and inn-lard nearly killed inc. I simply could not oat the. burning slillf Feeling the general's eye upon me, 1 vainlv tried lo swallow it. hut faded ignominious!!, with leai i coming into my eyes with Ihe ('Iforl To add to my discoiu fot I and lilol'lilieal i. n, a voice roared out iu a deep tune from the general's throiii', The little Chaso does not like my salad '" Ios(nn 'Iran-nipt Ilea riled Women. Bearded women have existed at all periods of the w orld s history. Her odotus has given us nu account of Pcdusiies "above I la'icui nasstis," among whom Ihu chin of Ihe Piieslcs, of Minei va regularly budded wiih a large beurd whenever any great pub lic calamity impended A woman of Copenhagen, lintel fiaretji, had a beard reaching lo her waist, denies Ml. of Sweden had a female c.n ua , dicr in his It 1 111 v wlio posses-ed the ; bein d ns well as the courage of a man. ; Margaret, Ditches of Ausina and I (Inverness of tho Netherlands, had a largo, wiry, stiff heard on which she : greatly prided herself. Of lalo ears, I Albert, Duke of Havana, repotted I having a voting lad) cov erune-s in Ins 1 household w ho was the proud pos-ess i of a very large black beard -St I Louis Kopnldir. Tho I irsl Oklahoma llomuers. The first orgauied Oklalno.iu raid, it is said, was made al night on piil l, lHO, by ihirlee m, two 'f whom as guides ni o ked ibe h ail !v placing tdd bull'alo skulls at prominent ridges, so that tho route is know n lo this dav as the Hog's link Trail. A locution w as sclci-ied on April ":' cilv six miles square in a tea was sur vived and three houses built, and then on May lo came Lieutenant Par dee with twelve soldiers and Iwelvo Indian scouts from Foi t l.'cno and in rested tho whole parly . , Chicago llciald What are ) om" qualifications as a hots' leather'' Have v ou had any ex perience?'' "Yes, sir, the very best." 'Mention 1 1 it-in, please." "I used lo bean animal lamer in .lones' M,ag d io." Tribute. (Ince thou hast walked beside lnc these few years. And my fate has intertwined with thine, I know how love pa-tikes of the divine; In saving "( oiiiBt :"' when tLc tool krow fears, In wbii-pering "Comfort" when sad eyes lio Id tear.", In lifting one above that crooked line 'J o which bard care w ould fain a life con line, F'en while the liopelrss spirit peceveros. Thou hast done this, and ionic, for me, strong heart. And lor the love-lii;bt sbiuhiK in thine vis, I would not even for a kingdom psrt, Wi ll knowing I retain tliu greatest prite. Fill' c ha. inn tin e and knowing what thou art I surtr am of God beyond Ibe skies. A'lcU Towinend Stanton. Ill MOKOl'.S. It is always fly time with absconder-. A steak is none (he more costly for being rare. There is a coiisl.niily growing de mand thai other people be good. How can you expect to get informa tion from a hTcr when it is not post ed? The tenor's- voice broke on (J aharp, and the critics called it "A flat failure'' "A man just bad a lit up here on High slncl.'' "Did oil look at him'''' " Yen." "Xo wonder " If tlicic is anything iu mimes, Iho two most jioiilo languages of Iluropo should be Polish and l iiiliish. Yes, the doctor lias given him up," she slid fearfully. "Well," said tlio .tiller, "there's one hop1 yet. Let him give the doctor up." Walls 1'oor Tiinmiiis ! I fear ho is losing his iiiiud. Polls Well, there is one consolation. When a man loses his mii d he never misses it. 'J em her Tommy Slim-on, have you any good excuse for In ing late? Totnii y (beamingly) --Ycs'in. Teach erWhat isit? Tommy Waftlos. "I believe in never breaking failli with a child,"' Said Mr. (.11111111. Whenever I promise Unit boy of mine a licking you can bet begets it." First Fgg What are you going lo do for a living? Second Fgg I ex. pect (o become a spring chicken. And you' First F.gg I am going on the stag.'. "How did the young woman you wrote the poem for like if?" asked ono of his friends of Wd io Washington. "She didn't say any thing, " said Wil lie, "except Ihnt I ought lo send it to a chiropodist and have its feet attend ed lo. Hugo ( luniks cf Metal. When excavations weto made recent ly for tlio foundation of tho twenty story Masonic temple, which is rapidly going up at llie corner of Stato and li.indolpli sircets, in Chicago, an eighteen-ton muss of ir. n, copper and other inelals was di-coered. A wholesale hardware store stood on tho lot at thn time of Ihe great contbigrnt ion of 1871, and this mass of iron represents a por tion of the stock which was incited by tho intense heat and precipitated into the suli-hasciiicui. It w ill ho exhibited at tho World's Coluiiibiau Imposition by 1. A. Mont. The Copper (ttceu Company, at Bis bee, Ari., will exhibit al tho fair a mammoth sptcimen of ore from their mines. The work of ehisi ling the piece out has been going on for some lime, and gn at tare ia being taken in its extraction. It is eclimalcd that when ready for shipment il w ill weigh five Ions, and w ill bo in Iho shape of n brick. I he specimen is from the big slope from which suo'.i beaut if ul speci mens ba e been taken, and will con tain about every known character of copper format ions and colorings. It will, wnhout doubt, be the most at Ira. live specimen on exhibition. New i leans New I e!la Hungary's tJiillasrli. The paprica, a sharp pepper, found nil over Hungary, is used extensively iu the Mag car cookery, and the nation al dish, giiliasch, is alvvavs Mtt'oiied with it. Ibe lutior is a slew made of equal ijiianiitics of beef, veal and luinb. I ho meat is cut iu pieces about two inches square uud put in a covered stew pan with sullicicul water lo cover it and enough papr'n a In give it a sharp, luting taste, and allowed to cok s'.owlv. When tho meat is tlior utghly done, the broth is thickened with II on 'and served.--New York .loin nal I lie Logic of Lieut. I'.riggs You know thai donkey stoi v you told nie? 1 toltl it to Miss Tw 'tiling tho other tiny . Criggs What did she think of it? llriggs Sho said Ihnt every time ii f ut this she saw a donkey it would remind her of you The Continent.

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