Z)t tffjattjam Vittotb. II. -A. LO IV DO IN, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. KATES A DVERTI8INC TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One squsre, One insertion Oik square, two insertion! One square, one month - 11.0 l.M $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanet. VOL. XIV. PITTSBORO1, CHATHAM CO., N. CDECKMBEK U, 18)1. NO. l. For larger advert iemerwi liberal or raots will be made. An Wo too Through Ihe Lan. fclng, and tbe cares that vei you Take wing ami fly amy; f mile, unit the shadows vanish That often mar the ii y. Lniie'l, ami forget the trouble You've brooded over long. O, there's magic in a smlls, dear Thin 's power in a son;!. Life has lis urn n .v side, ibar. As those who look inny lied. Tf lit those who brood o'er trouble Are often et rang-ly blind. They Hill not see life's sunshine. They snule not when they uny. Ami thii- they miff the joys, dear, find scatters 1 li roi i rh each day. Look always for life's bright sid IJnjov as best yon enn The sunshine of the present; Keep fuiih in "io. h d inun. To those who've mel of help, dear, lii iii'h out a wiliin; bnnd, And ll):.ke m n happier, belter. As we ,r i tiuoii.'ti the land. U"l-e:i 11 Id xford. in Yankee Illade. At the Grove Cottage Barn. I V 1 MM A. ori'f'H It wa really qiiio im ordinary sight. Clara Morgan in'ul lo herself, Willi il ill t"rminod little sm lo and a riii-li (if aiiijor at the iluli u u Imp iines which 1 t ianircly t ikon possession of her. Sho hummed ami filliped llio leave with lift- pn.asol when she was sate beyond sight ami hearing, and all but persi.aile.l hersc-if that she was lliink iuy sjk-ly of the daiieo in tlio Grove Collate barn tliat night, ninl lliat West Peak was llio liveliest ami most sociable mountain report she had ever visited, aiul what she would wear to the burn dam: . Put a c..i tain j idure Iinnsi till her sharply that of tlio slender gill, whoso faco she, had not seen, nml llio young man in iho wliitc-iiiieii mil with a line rod stripe, and ihc mil cup, whose iii-ii) had been closely aion lit tlio waist of the slender girl, bnck anions the shrubbery into which fhe had unsuspiciously stepped, nml from which she had hastily and noisr lessly withdrawn. The pic: urn v.u disagreeably be fore her still, ns she moiiiiied Ilia steps of h'-r own pleasant hoarding place "The Vi-ta" and faced Ihe roups of idle people on the roomy vcr.imla. A bevy of In nulling girl seized Upon her. Oil, Clnr.ii (Mi, you lucky girl! Jlow did you manage it, you wre'eh? IIo wants to meet yon ho does. It's true. Kit K.-on knows all about it I" cunie from half n doz.-n, vociforonsly. 'It's him il's ihc o:ie we've nl bet ii so struck on," said Kit Keou, candidly and breathlessly. "It's Ihe tall, hamUoiiio one at llio Mil ford House, the one with the red-striped suit mid red cap, that we've till been just about dying to know. Well, ho saw you yesterday for the first time you know we've all kept together, no that he ha-ti't noticed in individual ly together end Im asked Mr. Milford himself to briii;,' biin over some even ing to rail on yon. Mr. Milford told Mis. Doeriiig about It, and she told u. Mr. Mii foul I "Kl him he'd meet you nt the liarii-dauce tonight. All the Milfotd House people urn goi ii jr. Think of it Clara that ilislingnishml looking fellow ! Not but that vou'ro just ns distinguished-looking, dear. And he's got a lot of money, and he's en fill nirc! Mr. Deering said so, mid Mr. Milford told her. And we're nil so villous hilt we wih yon till Kinds of good luck!" Kit Koon wound u,-, in shameless fashion, laughing. Clara smiled. With nil lior graceful beauty r.nd dignity, Clara had t ho charming rpialily of good nature. "Of course I'm ileligbtod at the cninpiiiiieu. Kit," l o said, lightly, 'liut I don't care to meet him; I do no:, indeed." And ami 1 the girl's amazed and un believing mid bantering protestHt ion, she fald to her-elf, pa'sionately : "The lianucs .f men!" The (irove ('ottnge harii ni ren'ly brcly iliat evening o everyb dy said. The great-wide open d orwny was funned in gay paper lantern, the walls were cveigiTcn-wrealdod, llio infiprsweic gorgrfiH with flags mid bunting, and the liildlcrs had a fluwer. trimmed platform. It was a Ill-lie iiffnir, ann Vel Teak's sinnniei h laulcr neled accor.l in -ly. At ."line o'clock the luiin n m fisll, dancing nml r w av, and fnu an jol lity rie at li'i;li piich. (i.'iia h:nl ilanceil .i ipi.nli illo will he cuiilil ii d afterward have told wilbuh'itn She Mood finning hei seif ami ii fa'.tfoiiiu Iiit great bunch of dairies, when Mr. Milford, porlly iiiul beaiiiiiiii. ciinc hearing down up- on her uriu in arm with a man inli- j iiitely ta'b'r, wiinger, s'endurei , liii'iiNiiini'r :h in hiuiielf. " luis is Miss Mj.gai?" he de- manded, in bnsines-!iko tours. " Then let me present to you Wr. Ware. B i ei qna'm'ed." Mr. Milford wiihdrew with a chuck le. 'lam most happy," said ihc joung man. Ho did not sinilo nor bow with loo great cft'ii'inti. lie looked down upon her Willi a pleiiiautlv calm air, ami Ihc light nbovo iliein liroiilit on golden tints in hit light hair, mid niado Ida eyes look deep mid dark and rather serious. All West Peak soeins to ho hore.'i Clara stammered, hardly knowing what she said. "Oh, ihc entire place," he assented. "I don't think I ever Ml tick a more sociable little sctilciiii'tit." 'I havo though! it so," said Clara She was talking Willi him she wa smiling a lit le. Was she out of her senses? hc had meant lo show him nothing btr cold displeasure. If w conid she bo so weak' Let us walk till the fiddlers bein again," said Mr. Ware, and olfurcd his urm. "D.i you know, Miss Mor gan. I think I have Ujstou relatives who know your family in New York? Is your father Horace Margin? "And is il Maurice Ware?'' C'ara cried. "Oil, yes, thoy'ro the cloo&t old business friends !" "He's my nne'e : the (oiliest fellow in tlio woi Id is Maurice Ware. How it your father?' "Very well." After nil, his intere.-t in her bad been on that HiTOiint alo.i S'io fell oddly displeased nt lh; dicorerv. And all i lie while she said to herself: "For limine I for sli nnot" Which wu4 llio girl wiih whom she had 6Uipi ied him tliat morning? She glanced vaguely about in scatcii of n liko slender figure. Why did lie keep his serene, com pelling gaze upon hei? Wero it not for ill it, she felt that her stern good judg ment might return to her. Ho wb by no means ovcr.solieitous; he kept siiciicu when he cho-e, and merely looked lit her, smiling. "They have trimmed ih'i l.-nrn very prettily," Clara found herself saving, almost timorously. "It is jolly!" ho replied. "Thai arrangement of beech IioiiIh with ihe nuts on is simply artistic." "Yes; and the red-berried juni pers," she answered. "You notice such things? So do I." "I draw nml paint in a imill way when my buincss lots mo," ho 10 spoiided. "And I work in watei-coloi ," Clam intirinurcd. It seemed to (rciiglhcn tho bond which, in dellancii of lior inward ro bcllion, was fast forming between them. They were waltzing now. Hi bad not formally asked her, but they weie waltzing, and ft sretned sit urangi ly natural and dosirab'.c and ploa'nnt that they should be! She had heard of scntimeiitni peo ple who, newly acquainted, had felt as though they had known 'arli oilier long, and laughed at it. Hut she knew the feeling now. Snnetimes their eyes m;t, hut she snfTeicd no cinbarras'iiieiit No bold ness was in his look; only brighlns and a frank contentment. Was she charmed by piiotid i she wondered, dispaiiiugly. She could feel respect for him and interest and liking, but nought else. Sho caught the mischievous glances of "The Vistn" girl, Kit Keou and tl e rest, on all hands. "You didn't care to meet him oh!" Kit Keou breathed i.i her ear, gaily and mockingly, as sho whirled puM. H seemed to Clara that tli.i whole lively assemblage, was eyeing them that they al! knew how subtly an rl ir responsible she was drawn lo hiin--yes mid how lior troubled heart was rebel ling. Hut she did not wile, somohow, if even body knew everything. She vvn floaling ilre uni'y about, conscious thai she hid never b'fore been (juitc so un reasonably liiippy, conscious that her cheeks were red and her eyes bright) and Icr prudence di efully fl iwn. 'Why can'i you give me the next?' said Mr. Ware, in the in iMcrfui man ner which she could no! resist. Hut he paused with her, instead., in i the great open door, ami fount! her n seat w licit! tho fresh niht air cooled her warm faco, upon which, standing i.wr her, his eyes rested. "Tln ie's Simmons. ' he Mini, siml in;; :il sight of nmn budy ri cling pnst Ibein, his nriu raihrr ;oiy about, ninl his head ralher low above, bi pnilner ek S uin.oiis. lie's nt ihc Milford, too, yon know eauii up he- aiie I'm here. We ure j;ood fi ii-mU In say '.lack S Minions' anybody al j lii'iui' l to speak volumes, lie's e:illi' l I Ruckettv Silflujous frcoueutlv. and I i fur he shin iho name. We wcj rather rcpertabln ov r al tho Milford before Jack nrrivod ; now wo kaven't any iliguiiy iciiiaining. He tloes what- ver hlrikcs his reckless lancy. He weakened Ihe hammock ropu tha othc.i day, s i thai Mr. llaiaes, who is pur ial to il, and weighs 180, would como down ; and he did." Clara ianglvd into hur loosened bunch of daihios He took one and carelessly fastened it on his lapel. "And ihis morning," ho went on "this morning capi ed the climax. IIo has profe-sed an extremo admiration for the tog I trump around in for my red cap especially. Well, ihis morning 1 had on something else or other I was playing billiards-and in v hi her suit came walking In, cap and nil. Jack was in it. IIo had gone to my room and taken it, and ho has been nil over the hotel and ground in it, taking off my walk and ex pressions aiul my way of speaking, to admiring audiences. And before I could stop him h'j had gouo off walking with Miss Pay ton, a pretty girl he's very much struck on, and whom 1 think ha is serious about. I trust, if it does mako a match, that she'll sober him dow n. Well, that's Jack,' said Mr. Ware, laughing, as lie mot her eyes turned steadily up to him. Thero was a soft light in them. Tho cool air -tirrod the curls on her fore head, and th'j light from a pink paper lantern undo her face i jbj. She was laugh'iig gently. To herself she was i-aving, in proud triumph: I knew ii ! I knew it could uot bo lino! I fell ill" lint aloud she rt'd,with her demure, upward look : It was n good joke ! And I think I am fpiite sure, Mr. Ware that Mr. imiiioiis is serious as to Miss Dayton. I feel sure of il." Mr. Simmons thought It "deuced rpieei" that ho and his friend Wore -hotild have met their falm at tho amosiol the same summer. Clara, who lived in a strange new world of happiness, saw nothing re markable about it; nor did her lover. It was long befo-o she told him all the disagreeable lil'le story of the day of the dance nt the Grove Collage barn. I!nt she told it with her hand in his mid her soft hair brushing bis arm, and ho only laughed as he stroked Iho near curie, nml called her by his fa Vori'c liotiscnsicul pH naino. "And," she went on, shyly, "I want I'd like there are p'tnty of ills I ouht to ask, may bo, for brides in lids, you know; but it all happened there at Vista, ami sins knew nil about it, and I mean to ask Kit Keon to bo maid of honor." tinegnr Fumes for (ionp. Vinrgiir is leganlrd by an Ameriean physician, lr. S. J linniitead, ns a valuable therapeulic iig-iit in culai rhal and in inhraiious croup. 1'iiiployed in the form of inhalation, it is, ho consider, of firt importance in the in inageineiit of the disease, (hough he nlso employs internal medication. His method of procedure in eaos of inha lation is to pour the vinegar into a pan and then put in Hie pan bricks or Ibit irons healed in the stove. The room thus soon become- filled with a cloud of acetic vapor. A t'erimiu doctor report the use of etherization with good result in ihe case of a child aged 13 moiiihs who was apparently dead when he was called in. Chica go Time? A Mammoth Tomato. Hei o's a contribution from one of oar most esteemed coast ouiempora- ; l ies; Mrs. C. F. Wolfe of Fiikoi street has shown in the largest red tomato, raised by her, that we eve" saw. It incisures fifteen iuchei around the ' long way. and weighs one pound and . a half. Hut the beauty of Ihe fruit : is that it aonsists of solid meat, with j only n small rcceptaclj for seeds in 1 l ie centre the sio of a cherry, where 1 are a hilf dozen seed''. Practically I it is solid food and is rich and deli- ! rious when sliced, it was inised from seeds recently imported, each seed costing about live cents. Sau Fran- ; Cisco Chronicle. ! A Vest of Two Centuries Ago. f; Rowley Ford has in his posses, sicn ii vest which belonged to his ancestor in Knglnnd in h'ing George's ti.ie, some two hundred years ago. It has twenty bullous on It, rnado of pearl, inlaid with gold; il has ten pockets, richly embroidered wilh sil ver lac". While on a Vicaiion to tho 1 old liniiteMca 1 in th suburb-, of Hy liil'l he discovert' I this ancient vest in an n nu -ed aiiic. It is changeable in . lis oil'.-, having at night the appear- : iii"' i f a night blooming cert1 us.-- ' ('e bin vpoi t Staudard- I CHILDREN'S COLUMN. a nsi.rea. "Osar me!" wailed a'l lbs honst nii. A Monday morning ehorus, "How can we ever finish The work that is l efors us T" But midway In tbe wailing nr groans to Isiighb r shifted. I'or Bsbe was In the corner. Ills hands devoutly lifted. "Why, "Bibc! this isn't biiltlmtl" Vt erv when we discover. "I fought I'd thay my pwsyers. And del just that much over.' ' - Housewife. ST,MrTlltTIC MU.I.IF. j Among ihe many birthday present that iitlle Nellie leceived was a protty embroidered handkerchief, which was carefully put away lo he brought out ' only on iuipoi'iant occasions. Shortly after, while calling w ith her mother nt a neighbor's, miiiiu bad news was ; brought to the lu'ter which caused ' several of the fai.iily to woep. "Oh! dear,'' said Nellie, "it's d'ed- , fill unhappy, and if I had my 'broid. : cred hau'kehief here l'U cry, loo." 1 I'etroil Free l'resj. A WIIAt.r. OV AN" AVCIIOT). The crew of llse whaler Jinbou are in great glue owr mi unexpee ed catch i rcccn'ly in .lin y 1 1 : 1 1 in u I n - icu,o, savs Harper's Yming People. Their vessel was ri ling al anchor when the sioini came tip and s terrific "as the wind llie.t the Hvlmr d'ajfu'ed. A whale, seeing it. tiippu'rd il to Le a great nih-inarine monster an I pro- ceeded lo light HL'-iinst its fiippse.l j enemy. At. the fust attack the tvha'n's I tail was severely Injured, nil 1 the great fish, whirling about, opem-d its ' jaws mid snapped at the trciuendoii t bit of iron jus! as a trout snap nt a biitnl hook and with the same result. The sharp fluked arm of the anchor caught Iho whale (Irmly and held him ! fust. The next morning when tins anchor was hauled ia Iho whale was found still struggling to gel a wiy, I but without avail. Tito great creature was quickly killed, lowed lo the ddo of Ihc vessel, the capstan, run by steam, really assisting in tho opeia lion, tut up and the, oil si cured. Al together, this is said t have tieen the most murvel!ou rnlch f recent vein s. STCIiV DC A nt.ACKMlitli. Once upon a lime there, was u very clever hkiokhird. Il lived in a wood and was a great favorite with ail the other birds, because it could sing, not only its own lovely little songs, but it had also leirni'd another, which a goldtiiieh had composed, an 1 wh'n h hilhertoo had only been Ming by mem bers tif the goldfinch fnmiii . Every body admire I the clever blackbird and prai-e 1 it for milking the wood so glad with the goldlincli's hrau'.i I'ul warbling. Then came May anil brought Ihe niiiugales who sung all night in the moonlight such marvelous songs a no one hud ever heard. All tin birds sut in thoir nests t " 1 1 the red dawn drove the mars and the moon away, and listened to the heavenly music, and in iho inoruin,' everybody that i lo sav, every bird--talked about the nightingale and said its songs nil' more beautiful than any thing they hud ever hciml, only the. blackbird said nothing, but it looked cross and foil angry becuuse niivboily Could sing hctler than it. At last it thought, "Well, sinee I'm such a cicver bird I had belter learn tn ing ihc nightingale' snug, loo, ami then they'll praisn ino again." 15 it somehow it couldn't do il. Il squealed , like pigs and mewed like kittens and croaked like rnveuH and made such a fearful noise that nil the other birds 1 flew awav as soon ns It opened its beak, and instead of being the favor, ile of nil the rest nobody could bear ii uuy more, iu-t because it was jcuiour ami selfish. Brooklyn Citizen. Hobbles of Hojalty. The F.tnperor William is a book binder by trade. King Humbert went his hair a Ii ! ponipidonr. Pelgiuiu's queen is a clover sleigh of hand performer. The Piince Keguiit of Pavaria has I large colleclioii of hemic. King O-car of Sweden is a collcctoi 1 of bocks and poems, with auto graph. ! Tho ex-Hmpre-s of Hrnzll possesses remaikably complete collection ol bultci flic. ; A New Ki d or Alchemist. Gilbooley I say. Gus, what i9 ai 1 alcbemisl ' Cus ! Smith He i a man whr changes an inferior metal into a inori precious metal. Gilbooly 'i'heu I'm an alchemist Vc.lerd iv I changed my nir kel-plalcd willed into two silver dollars at ih piviilirokr's establishment. - Texu Siflings. j QUEER BIRDS. The Funny Frathererl Creatures Peculiar to New Zealand. Bloodthirsty Parrots with a Fondness for Mutton. "New Zealand h a country of qifrr birds" said Mr. J A Lucas of the Smithsonian lii-iitniion. For age thn islands havo been so coinplciu y isolalod from the rest of the world that their fauna has become peculiar. The latter did not include any mam mals whatever savo two sinull species of bats until the advent of the Dutch. (If the feathered crealuros no less than ten families are incapablo of fl ght. I'rcMiiuahly the reaso'i for this is tint, in Iho absence of pred i. tory four-fooied fc, thev had no oc casion lo make use. of their wings fur the purpose of escaping, and so those organs became atrophied. "I'cilnps ihe most pecn i ir of these birds which cannot De is tin- n -feryx, a relative of ilin uimi giant J'ois weighing lOii l pounds apicre wl'.eu full giown, which became ex tinct in New '. 'aiaiid not much m ire th in u century ago, ihVfif owing lo a season of iiini-ua! e i'd. Tha npteryx itself is do lined, hunted not mi'y n It is by mm, but al-o by h' eamlc i' ous atteuilaiiis h . bring. wmIi h'm dogs nml eai. This biid l.ve- ia a burrow, and, owing In lis lll-lis'e Hess, is an easv prny tn ilia h, inter 'Til-' only known bird who-o biil is bent sideways bcio"gs in N-w 'aland It i the crooked. bHIeil plover, and allhoiigh such a Mian line secnis a; first sight In Im a m ilfiiriiliit'on, yt I the owner of ihn bj.ak tin-Is il verv useful. Tlie cm ved bi I enab'es it to readily turn over pebbles and lo poke around tinon in seur-h of food. ! is lil-o belicvi.' l to have something lo do With a cm 'responding peculiarity of plumage. In feeding, the birds linn naturally to the right, thus exposing tho left side, wlrch is marked less eonspicuuu-ly mid i not so likely to ittiriiet tho ntteiiiion of enemies. In New Zealand nlso i- found a hiy specie of rail failed tho utka. It palinot fly, not for lack of wing-, but because the fcnihrr are too soft and yielding. However, it is an excellent runner mid trusts lo its leg- for getting nway. Like the jackdaw, the weka i a bird of thievish propensities, Steal ing everything It can lay beak on, even to such unifies a- pipes and watch s. Appaicntly it steals for the mere love of the ihlng, neither hiding its booty, like ihe jackdaw, nor u-ing the objects stolen, iil-.c the bower bird, to decorate its nest. A peculiar group of birds belonging to Now Zealand nro Ihe honey eaters, ami ihc most striking of them 1 the parson,' so called from its black coin and white tail of curly feaibois. J: has surprising powers of mi nicry ami is most amusing when kept in a cn'.'e. From time iiniiieinoi lul a cou-in of the parson's, known ns the bell bird, has been snared by the. natives, cer tain of Ps favorite resorts being locked upon as the exclusive propeily of the tribe residing near by. Ib'cently, in investigating the validity of the title of the aborigines lo hind claimed by (hem. tho Miming of ihe bell bird" by their aucesor- hit- been brought for ward in their ill-halt' as evidence. " M any curious -arm's are found in New Zealand. One of ihein, called the kea, is a verv bloodthirsty bird. Having acquired a lasio for million during a cold and hungry season, it hns taken to killing slurp for ihc im pose of devouring their kidneys. Ii is only in winter, however, that il fol. lows this carnivnn us habit; during the warm months of !h- year it sub. sists on fruits and flowers. I 'nder the cireuniMances the farmers bave considered theiilchis uarr. .ited in doing their be-l to dMroy the kens, and the species has been pretty nearly wiped out. "There are plenty more queer hud in New Zealand, tine of the spar row kind is the only known species in which the ipxi'h are illMinuisbed by bills of entirely different shapes j . beak of the main is sto it, like a wood pecker's while thai of the female p. slender and curved. I ni d'.fr.M onre in the shape of the bills leads to a difference in their Use Tbe male en -ploys bis beak like a Woodpecker, while the female carefully probes all holes where the surrounding wood j o hard as to defy the rfforls of In r mate. "M-in and the animals bi lias intro duced art rapidly dciirnying the avian ; fauna peculiar to New Zealand l b flightless birds nil! naturally he t, first lo vanish, bee nine th ' aie i' most easily caught. I'ogs, i ats, n rat Imported frou. I. nope in, doi . heir bsi lo wipe out these curyusj feathered creatures, and il will not be long before tiie islunds loo foicver tlio i.ii iracieiisiic forms which render ihe iriiiilii.log) of that regi'-n so in teresting." Wellington Star. IhsII ig Ten fur u LIti-HIiooiI. Toi-re is u class of iiniii who find con-t am and remunerative employ ment among ihe large wholesale de tiers in teas and codec of ihis city that l l.o average reader has never known lo exist. These gentlemen ure kn ivn lo Ihe narrow confines of their pr d' s-iion as luster-. They sample all of ihe liner brir Ij and qualities of tea and eollee. Too iiioinut a bean or leaf i placed upon their tongues they can almost g ve a complete history of ils ua ily, age and even the culiiilry f i o m which il had In un shipped. Tlie least defect in proper prepara tion, the fanilest lainl of adulteration is palpable to tii' in in u degree aston ishing lo a human. uf tbe-e genticinoii there are about, live hundred in New York ami vicluiiy, ami all of them earn ruaiiis ranging from -?-", "if to liflO.'.iu'i year. Tli'i iarg- si iii!,n'riiug toa leni-es havo one aiul -im times two of these c-pi.-l'is coiistauily uiuphiycd testing and piu.iiig upon tin; quality of th.'ir coll-s-igiiliieiii prior 1 1 final payment-. "I know lii'il ti!v profe ion is a p cili ar one." all tcie of the p olill ii ii: ep.-ri the other di , "and that to. : il . i -rily of lea diiakeis bulievo Unit lb" I . 1 1 1 i I v of their favorite hei, ra;;e is a-d-rt -iii'-d by a chemical pri'i'i'--. in tii.ii, how-.:ver, they arc lllis::;kcu. "Tnei in iv al-o be led lo believe. Ih.tt this pi'olc-i-iii is easy to acq -ire. and that no tac ilii. s are made to It bv those who fodow il for a liveli hood. That is uiioihor mistake, even greater than the lo ino. It takes years to acquire ih.it delicacy of tasle so iiece-siirv to determine Hie d flVrent qualiiic-, and once acquired llio sneri li e- one has to make lo reteiu it are even greater than tho demand made upon tho followers of the in dicnl profession. "If you smoke ihn palate iinnn di ately limes l he delicacy, and even a H'..i-s of lii'ii t would do nn injury which would require months of rare to i'Vitco ne. "We cannot partake of rich food or spiced desert of any kind for the smie reason, and nre compelled to take e.x'ia care in all our food. 'The ino'f prominent opera singers do not take better care of their throats .ban th" ten and coflee experts,'' .New York Herald. lian a ( liinainau l'o( (if Hiseliarire. Servant troubles extend, it seems, even lo I'nclo Sam's navy, and the in gratltildo of the class, loudly alleged on shore, and usually with cause, penetrates aboard ship. Tlio servant! of the cabin on n mm-of-war aro en-listo-1 for three years, subject, how over, to discharge oil certain condi tions. A Chinainnn, anxious to leave his place on a certain vessel, vainly Importuned the steward for bis rc-lca-e. Tin-y wero in a forlorn port and the steward did not want to give him up. Finally Ah Won came to him and said to him resolutely: "Mr. Caterer, after -t o'clock I no under stand Hughs.' " Four o'clock came and went, nml with it Ah Wou's comprehension. Deaf, stolid, uot to be moved, be was transfoi mcd from it bright, capable servant into n useless plce of bag gig e. He was threatened and sworn at: was put in tin) brig, and li inily in irons; luit all to no purpo.e After a week of heroic ireatmint the i ary sure imbed and let him go, and il is related that Ihe smile wiih which Ah Won d-'parled was eminently "child like and bhind." 'New Yoik Times. The ( I ii in and (he Wieanl. A ( 'lam who bail become very much disgusted wiih his station in life paid a visit to a well-known Wizard who dwelt near ihe senshme and said: ". Wizard, I am crone to aik a great favoi of von. As -, ( iain I am mi oliji-i t ol ridicule, and ihe funny man Is always ci in k nig jokes on me. I want to be trail' posed into a biid '' The WiZHi d who bad disposed of nis :i'ila Fe stock before the slump, and : lieia t'oi e fell in good humor, waved hi- bam) mi l the ( lam flew nway. returned in about an bosir, i.uwt ver' lo loiidlv complain : 'l. Wizard, as a 1 lion I had to put up with only lidnuie, but as a buz zard I am tbe obn-ct of evei y body's contempt "Well, then," replied tlie Wizard, "beine as yon are. neither satisfied to be ii clam nor h bird, I'll tuuke a ii ul of you. and he forthwith gave . tin a shell ami curled him up in a -id bill. Mora: -In trying to Im somebody w in av eome lo rniiung. "New Xork World. Winter Trees. Who finds the trers of winter bleaV Has not the poet's sight. Thsy bear gold sunrise fruit st drwn. And sliver slirs at night. All dj they prop the lowering clouds. No respite do they ak, And they sing In voices deep and wild. Like giants si stank. Mrs. M. F. Bulls, In St. Nichols. niMORors. , Over herd Tho shepherd. The clock tolls the time by its own dialect. A man's declining years begin at Cfty; a woman's begin from fifteen lo eighteen. Nothing Is so certain as that lying does not pay, bul I he ro is n great deal of it done, all tho same. At the Cutler's Will lheo razors cut? Tho Dealer (strip, -ing down his shirt collar mid exhibiting a splundid gash) There, see for yourself! When a man is looking for a wife ' he want-, uu angel, but when he goes to housekeeping he sometimes say ugly things becan-o he diilii'l get a cook. ' Ho (bilti-rly) Pshaw ! All ti'"niti nro alike. Sin 'I hen why in the woi Id do you spend so much lime trying to bud ihe one inn want to marry ? I cossiping W inula ( i d.i;-(i.e I..', f li'.e know h w tbe oilrr Ill o.l -,1-tn- ..M iloi.u't half lives ihf isn't I am p'en-rd I Sister c .'.iliiiir I , Neighbor ('-i: th ) - MM: your fault. Visitor A'i. JohniK ! I (o see that you gave i mil large share ' f the npp! had Icr. If I hadn't she'd told en ! me f-r hooking t lie apple. She Ilniry, tell me why do you think you I'.ve me to ili-traci ion? i llo Oh, I know I do. because 1 fl toward you just as I alw ays do v-hen I get acquainted wiih a ntnv girl 1 tell ymi, things in i!iij country cost morn than they do in ilnglanil." i "That's all rot. It costs live hun dred d ill'irs to be presented at court ; in England. Here even vagrants gel a show. "Define i he word antidote," said tho learned professor, addressing Ihe class in harinacy. "If you doal on n, gii i and she d cos on some other fel low her dote is an antidote to your dole," nii-nored one. of the young men, solemnly. Most Terrible Spiders. West Africa pos-es-es the most ter rible of spiders, a being so ful and lii'i'igtianl that Hi leplib- compares with it for bul roi s. It dwells in Iho wood-, but l.y one chance or uuotber il too often ,1'nids iis way in:o dwell ings. This is called the tarantula; with legs spread, il covers u dinner pine, clothed in pretty fur very like n tabby cat s. Its beak is the shape of a parrot's, and the size of a sparrow's; the venom of it faiul to women -and clrhlieii ofien to strong men, as Iho natives say. Its paws end in suckers clinging so tight that they must bo picked oil' when tho legs have been cut away. 'J'liey say that thebl'."J springs it great distance, and alights wiih iis sin kers together in a bunch; the. frightful beak is inserted quick a thought, and no human strength can move that hideous excresrenco. It scmi unlikely that a creature which has no claws, but holds on bv expelling 'he ulr under its loet, could jump: bul, after studying tlm laraii. tll'll "lie incline- to lielicV'1 llliv (lend, ish h ibil ntirihiucil t t I:. A magiii. flccnt but compariitively harmless spider of the West Coast, almost n big, spins a web twelve feet or mora in diameter, so strong ns to incon. vience il.o- tiavelor who walks into it. "Saturday II view. Curious Plant. Mr. L. Gilleu has n genuine curi osity in the fonn of a banana tree ten I eel lull, bearing one bunch of bniiniia-. It is (he first ond only banana lie'1 we ever heard of, either In this city or county, hearing fruit. He has a number of other bii'inna tries, bul none bi-nrii g fruit save this one. The leaves are long and slender, and the motion of the winds cause the leaf lo cut In two like ribbons. I'ntil the sun's rsy cause the bud to open it in m-ti resembles a red water lily bud tightly closed. This covering drops "fl' ih lime, leaving ih fruit ( lying side by side lo ripon. Mr. Gillen has many fine callndiuins, one n magnificent spicimen, the leaves of which were measured by Messrs. riobert Davis and James Weill woi th, . who found them to he. .toxl.'i inches. Mr. Gillen has wonderful aiicces in cultivating new and rare plants. 1 Any one desiring to see these plants can havo that ploasure by culling at Mr. Gillrn's residence on Third street. LeJipj-tou (M.) ewi.

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