Cte IJ.. LOIVIJOIN', KDITOll AND riiOPRIETUIl. HATES A D VERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, one square, one inscrtion Ouo square, two insertions One B'luaro, one month . !.( 1.64 2.60 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanoi. VOI,. XIV. PITTSIK)KO CHATHAM CO., N. C., JULY II, 181)2. no. m. For ltirgisr advertisements libcial con raots will be made. "The i lotions Fourth." Tin: imiv'k iiksoi.vi:. Breathes there a toy with soul so dead Who never to himself li:itti stld Awpiy nloiig in May : 'I'll stive my cn-h lli.it I nny buy Pome crackers loud ninl rockets Idyll, To wake Hie echoes in the sky, On Independence D.ty'r" Tin: cun mVs rot i; hi. "I'm afraid n' tin- Knurl li of July," Clm kt-d a chicked who lived In Imlhl ; 'So I'll pick up my grip. With my sunshade mid -kip, Ami away In the city I'll tly." l.r.o xn tiik l "i in n. That July Is the iinuilh i( the I.i Zo liaeal wriliTH have written, I'.ul flic I, Inn Unit 1 h i vp my rye on Hi- represents Hr it iiln -I'n I troulilr In Mvliii; hi haron din day in July (ollf I'V. So n .'-tali meal !it,c this urn urino sail Mii'it I r tnki'ii. nil-: Al l kiim t it. Ala, when the tl.iy has gone hy, Ilotv heHy ami heartfelt the sij;ll. As the lii!l all eoine ill Kor the tin-works and illn, Ami we final the futi costs mighty high. Ainl Hie hoy, as with pain he l to. rd i'it his pillow, then reckons the t-nst Whieh the Way's sport in i , I . In his both optics closed Ami the lincer or two he has lost. MAY'S PRISONER, "So Marry it really coming nt Inst," Paid Mis. Chapin, us her husband laid down n letter ho had been reading nnd look up the newspaper. "Kvory hummer for live, j car In; has talked of it, I, ut 1 nut glad that his visit has been postponed until now, so that yon," to her ilor-in-law, "cm lielp onterlaiit him. Frank always said you two were meant for eaeli oilier," A scarlet l!u-li rose to May Chnpiu's usually pale cheek. "What possessed the 111.111 to roine hero now?" she exclaimed, ''lie will spoil our visit togclhor, ami if I havo bcon held up to liim as half the para gon Frank has pic'u.cd him to me, we shall hate each olhcracortlially. 1 almost hate him now ! ' "I wouldn't, May," begun M s. Cliap'n, who was an inveterate tensor; "it has always been a pet scheme of Fiank's that you two should marry. Indeed, I think h-3 only a-ked him hero now so that he could make you acquainted." l won't sfny. I'll go to Cousin Mason's uiilil lie is gone !'' excluimed May. "When will he be here, Frank !" 1 1 her broihcr. "Who?" aked Frank innocently. Your paraxon, Marry l'i;tou. "He? olw" n-ferring to the letter wl.icli he placed carefully in his poekel "he will be hero on Satur day." ' On Saturday," repealed May, wiih a sigh of relief, "almost a week yet. Mow d ics Id look, Frank "Pretty well, I believe; ho hasn't been ill," replied her brother. "What is the use of being so hale- fill, Fun k? you know what 1 mean," said Misi Chapin. "W hat is ho like.' "()(ii ions li tl'i'r,'' icplied Mr. fclhnpiu. "Some think like his mother, Bum i like hi.s fai her." May turned in mock despair to her sister-in-law. '(.'ook niutlou for dinner today, Cm lie,'" aim said; Frank hales it." "1 woulln'l dare,'' rcpl oil Mrs. C'hapin, "because afier dinner I n. can to ask Frank for some money to get us koiiio new dresses before Harry comes." "Djii'I ask, ('a' He," rci lied Mr. Cl.apin, sei'i.iii Iv ; "1 have to make up ii l irjo sum of in iney Ibis week, and shall havo hard work to d it. I niu going to Trenton tomorrow to seo about i'. Vou ntul May may g with mo if you wish." "Of courso Fll go," replied his Tvife; but Miss C .apiu excused her self. "1 havo Botne letters to write before 1 go to Gondii .MUioii's," she said. "You go, Carlie, and I will write thein tomorrow." "Surely you aro not going away be catiso Harry is coming," exclaimed Mr. Chapin. "Indeeil" am,'" rop'ic I MissClnpin. I haven't licSWany thing but Harry ! Harry I Harry 1 tot the last live years. I know I shall hate him, and I hope 1 hall !" "All right, sis, ' rep'ied her brother. i'(ia, of course, if you wish," nnd an indescribable explosion fl ishod into his eyes. "Ho will bj here Saturday " A few moments later ho looked up from the paper. "Mere is a chauco to earn your dresses," lie said. "See liere !'' "Fifty dollar reward for tho cap turo or Information lending to the capture of Marry Waiulee, an Insane gentleman who escaped from the Trenton asylum on Monday, and is supposed to have taken the road to trillion. Said patient is tiro feet eight, young, with dark hnir mid cyc is clean shaven, wiih the exception of a heavy dark tnoi stv:lie. Not violent or dangerous un'o s contriuliclcd ir c.xeiied." Well," queried Mar, as her brother paused, "hy.v will that help usv" Catch him," replied Mr. Chapin laconically. "Oh!" replied May, with tnoro thnn a hint of sarcasm in her t ine, 'l did net think of that; 1 wonder I did not think of it!" Tho conversation soon turned upon the expected journey, and I ho escaped patient was not mentioned again until Mr. and Mrs. C'hnpin were leaving homo tho next morning. "Vou nro not afraid to elay alone, are you, Ma?" asked Mr, t'hapin. 'I a:n not alone," replied May. I'ltridget is in tho kitchen, and there are neighbors almost within call. He sides, what could happen?" "Tho patient from the asylum might call," teplied Mrs. Chaplu. May (.'liapin laughed. "I would much rather sco him than Marry lit is ton," sho said. "What did I say that for?" she said half aloud as shu watched them drive away. "I am afraid of that innii uiid I do not want to sco Harry Uris ton, but 1 can't stay hero like a piece of goods in a shop window, ami Frank ought to know it." La'er Hridgot camu with a pitiful story. Her mother was sick, could sho go to her for one hour? And in the kindness of her heart Miss t'liapiu hurried away and bade her slay until night. Then as the gate banged be hind Ilridget's substantial figure, and Mis Ciiapin rcali."d that sho was really alone, sho locked every door in the house. It it t as the hour drugged by and nothing occurred, sho grew weary of (he stillness of tho home, and unlock ing a side door, stepped into tho gar den. She was bonding over a rose busli when the click of the gate aroused her; she looked up and grew pale. A young man of twenty-live, or ihercahoti s, win approaching. Even ill her sudden alarm Miss Chapin felt a thrill of pity for the intruder. It was too sad that ono so young and handsome should bo insane; for she had no doubt the mini before her was the escaped lunatic, the m m that had kept her in fear all day. A gen t cutau evident1), and llie advertisement bad described him well. Hut when bis dark eyes met Ipt own sho could scarcely believe that tin1 light of reason had fled. Magnetic eyes tliey were, that drew her 1 1 1 u 4 1 1 1 into words be fore their owner had 11 leied a neii tenee. "I - I- have been cxpreling you ail day," she faltcicd. A look of surprise cnii" into (lie gcullcniau's face. May noticed the eliango in bis ex pression. "Oh, dear," she thought, "pel Imps I ought not to have said thai, I am aft aid be doesn't like it. 1 must .--i something else." Sho hcsilalcd and coughed. "Of course, I'm glad to see yon," she began. "Frank, my brother, was telling me all about yi ti this morning. Mow handsoiii i and nice you were, and all that, you know," she added hastily, fearing that In might, with die running of the insane, guess the purport of her brother's coiniiiuuica- ion. Tho gf nileinnii stood gravely re garding her; he diil not look danger ous, and the great wave of pity that swept over the girl's heart sent the tears to her heart. If she could but secure him in sonio way not for tho icward, no such unworthy motive moved her, but to save him from aim less, helpless wandering, perhaps from death, and to restore him to his friends. She looked about helplcsnly ; her eyos fell upon ajar of preserve I fruit placed in tho open window of the pantry to cool. A bright thought cumc to her jut as tho gentleman spoko: "I am Harry" "Yes, yes, I know!" she inter rupted, "I knew you were coming. I I was going to carry these preserves down cellar.'' She dragged the jar from tho window ledge as sho spoke. "They aro so heavy ! won't you please carry Ihein for me! That is, you know, if you would just as lief," she added hastily. Tho gentleman stc ped forward and (ook 1 he jar. "Certainly." he replied courteously, his grave eyes regarding her, "which way, please?" "lowii these steps if you will be so kind, please ; my brother had an outside, cellar door put in under (hi side porch. A fortunate thing, and very convenient." "I shouldn't think such steep itiiii very convenient," said the ecutlcimin. "Ob! dear, no. you aro light. They aro not convenient," replied Mist, Chapin quickly. "Would you pleaso put the jar in a cupboard you will ll iid down theic? You don't mind the dark, do you? you arc not nfraid of ii ? I menu," sho explained con fusedly, "you can sco in tho dark, can't you?'' The gentleman, half way down Hi narrow stairs, paused nnd seemed about to speak, but his words wcro lost in the clang of the lock on (lie door as Miss Chapin banged it to and turned the key. Then she sank down 011 tho porch step, weak and trembling. I'sually (be nisi thought that comes after some great danger or excitement is trivial. "Now," laid Mian Chapin to her self, "ho will have a paroxysm and break the preservo jar !" Thcro was a few moments of sus pense while she wailed for some sound to announce tho arrival of the expect ed paroxysm, but all was silent. She began to feel a sense of relief, almost of exhilaration. Then Ihu face of her prisoner appeared behind tins screen in tho small Fipiare ventilator in tho wall near the door. Ho watched her a moment or two before attracting hor attention. 'I have put the jar whero you told me to," he .-aid, "nuw may 1 como out?" Oh! do slay a 1 i 1 1 !c longer, pleaRC. I'd so like to have you slay until my brother comes, if you please. He'll bo so glad to see you! Y hi will, won't you? And it is cooler down there than anywhere else. There is a bench down there and you can lie down and go to sleep. It w ill do your poor head so much good. There," sho added coax ingly, "go away from the window now. 1 don't want to talk any moro now." How glad sho was that sho had fastened the iiiMile. doors, else ho might find his way up into the kitch en. The face disappeared, and she grew courageous, nnd presently went into the bouu! and opening the piano began to play soft airs thai sho fan cied might soiiho h r 1 risoner to slumber. "I will not tell Frank and Carlie until they are rested," sho thought." They enmo before sho expected I lie 111. Ciriie's f.iee wore a conscious look, and Flank glanced about the pai lor ex pedant ly. Why, May," he began, "where is Marry? He came this a llcrnnon and Cm lie and I stayed away so that you two miyht get acquainted. Havo you caplurei! bin.:' ' Mav's fine was a picluro of dis may a- a bint of the truth ll.i-hcd upon her. "I I'm i'frai'1 1 have, Fiank," sbft stammered, "lie -be is shut down cellar with lie! vegetables. I thoilglu ii was die i it it no man." And with' in another word, but w ith an I'll get-even-w iih-yoil look at her brother, she ran up the stairs, followed by Frank's shouts of laughter, and sbul herself into her room. Half an hour later Carlie tapped at I he door. "C'liuo down, now, May," she said. Frank has smoothed the way for you and has left Mr. Itristou in the parlor alone. Come, you must apol ogize before, " wi'U n spice of mis chief in her lone "you go to Cousin Mason's." May went down, and, as Frank afterwards said, made her apologies like a man. That (bey were accepted may bo inferred from the fact that when, six weeks later, sho inado her itdended visit to Cousin Mason, she was Harry llristou's promised wife. Dick, the Seagull. It is well known that birds return year after year to build their nests in tht! saauo place, often in the same tree. The llostou Transcript icpoits a moro surprising case, in which a winter visitor from (ho north, a seagull, has been known to manifest a similar local attachment. It is twenty years since Dick first came aboard the lightship which lifts nnd dips over Itrcnlou's reef, the roughest bit of water in Narragansctt Hay, and 0110 of the m st dangerous spots upon the Atlantic const. For twenty years ho has shared what tho crew ha! to cat; has been their gentle? and iillcctioiiutc pot; has taken his part of the weather and enjoyed it all. At jut such a lime every spring ho has disappeared, to spend tho summer on hiliftttivc s'lores, but every autumn has found him back again for tho lierce and dreary winter. Ilo never returned looking so worn and out-of-feather as ho did last au tumn. Age is telling on him, and for luce or four springs the sailors have niched his depart uro with sad mis ; iviiigB. CHI LUKE VS ( OI,')IX. tim. I'irst of mi' nii iirii. The air Is sweet ami clear, Ami we know the tlnwn I- near; In the east the sky rows light, And hright, ninl vet 111 ne luiltt, Till the sun hursts m our si'lit, Ami gone is the soft stiil g'nnin. ItllHlll! Yes, that Is the first tr: at gun; Ami now look out for the fun. Jack ami Frank ami l'n d And liiil', who are smu in hi d, Will jump and slum' and run Krctl Hies out of his room. lioom ! And now close in his track Coiue I'uli nml Frank and .1 ick; No idiince to the side nor lm k. siraii;li( tin y ruh to the fn nt, pound liny wili tear I lit- In nut lit the or unit their ilnoio. I'loniu! Kii'lura H. Ilui'iste.id, In Youth's Con panion. CATS AMi t A I MP. Anyone who is disposed to havo a cat parly in his or 1 or back gulden has only to procure some catnip ami leave it there, and all the cats in the victi. ill will soon arrive and then the fun will begin. They will anill' it, tons it up, roll over it, li'hi for it ami scratch it around until iheie is not a vestige of it left. Valerian has the saute attrac tion for thein; ami in a leaser degree they enjoy the scents of other aromatic plants. 1 have often been amused watching my big maltose going grave ly about smelling tho pinks and the musk plants, but I bad to correct liim when be began lasting ho latter. -Detroit Free Press. A VISIT lit A 1. 1', II I'ltm K. Tho keeper lived in a nice brick bouse close to to the tower, ami aiso painted white. I'nloeking the tower door wo began to climb the iron stair which winds round and round inside until your bead swims, it was very dark (I don't remember any windows there). I'p nnd up we wen', quite slowly, the koopu- lending until the stairs seemed to run right up against tin; ceiling; but the keeper pu-he.l a bolt aside, stepped up 0116 more step, and a ll 101I of light eamo down upon US. He had opened an iron trap-door, anil wo went up throu.;h the opening. It was a light tit, I tell ymt. I don't think it could have been more than eighteen inches square, and I could just squeeze through. There wo were at last, on tho top, close It) tho lantern. I can't describe it. scieinilkally, but it was a beauty. All of brass and thick plate glass, both wonderfully polished. I.i the center was the lamp, which hold- two quarts of kerosene oil ; but the light uses nearly four quarts every night, be tween sunset ami suiu i-e. So, each night, at about midnight, tin.' second lamp full of oil has to he sot in place. Think of that, boys! livery night in the year, nt midnight, Ihu keeper has to get out of a warm lied, cimb tho long stairs, and change the lamp. It may be a cold, winter night, the ther mometer below zero, nib a furious gale shaking the tower ami driving tin; spray clear ever Hie top. No mailer; the lamp must he changed. The lantern stands about two and a half feet high on an iron pedestal as high, and has ,1 clock-work attach ment, run by a heavy weight, which hangs half way ilown the t wer, in a giovo in Iho wall. The keeper puts in a big key ami turns it onco or twice. "Now watch," be says; ami then slowly, very slowly the lantern begins to move. ' It turns around once in three minutes," ho says, "ami shows a Hash each side for a quarter of a minute, once every half-minute. At that point to tho sottt'ieast it shows red through that red pano there. That's what we call tho red sector." "Why doos it ?" "There's a dangerous shoal in that direction." Sj now yon w ill know what a "sec tor" is in a lighthouse. There is room to walk around the lantern, but a man six feet high would have only two inches space abovo his tall hat. Tho sides of the tower here aro ih'ck panes of beatttifu'ly clear glass, almost half an inch thick; yet sometimes they are I roken. l!y what, do yon think? Why, by wild ducks and geese flying against llicm, da..'od by tho light. The little '.'ooin in which wo aro is very hot ; tho big panes of glass around it cannot bo opened, and though there is a thick yellow shade to each 0110, I am almost faint with tho heat. So we go down again, through the little trap-door, into the dark tube of the tower, where our footfalls and voices ring hollow on the iron stairs nnd tho cold white walls. How cool and refreshing it is after the stifling little top room. lKiwn nnd around we go, til' once more tho bottom i reached nu'i wo step outside on tb grass again. fS'. Nicholas. GEMS MADE BY ART. How Counterfoils of Precious Stones Arc Manufactured. Chemists May in Time Provide Gems by Artificial Means. "The finest imitation diamonds arc lirntlo out of rock crystal, " said a Wa-hiiiglon dealer in precious stones to a writer for the Washington Star. "I'bu bases of the most successful eoujMerfuils of all kinds of gems is a pure, very douse and highly (raiis pai out sort of glass, whieh is termed 'pa-tu' in the trade, 'For tliain iiuls Ibis glass is simply cut and polihod in facets, while for imiiaiing other stones, such as inbics, emeralds, sap phires, ex., metallic oxide are mixed with it. "In manufacturing glass fur such purposes tho proee-.-es employed have to bo conducted with the ut most nicely. For making oven the best mirrors the neco-isary silica is ohtaiuc I from onlliiary while quart., while common window panes aro produced from sea sand to a large extent, bin in this cao rock cryslal i-i sub-iiiuieil, composing about oU per ct.nl. of the ingredients of the panic. To it tiiu-t be added per cent, of carbonate of soda, and due proportions of calcined borax, saltpetre ami ret I had. All of these things aro reduced to the linest powder, mixed, fused together by heat ill a crucible and cooled slow ly. "The density, Iraii-pareiicy anil bean y of (lit! pa-lo depend upon ll.e care taken in Ibe-e processes. Thus made it is all ready to bo cut up into diamonds and prepared for market. It may be, however, that the manu facturer desires to produce t ountoi f -i 1 gems of other sorts. Jf so, ho ba the moans readily at hand. Supposing that he wants mhics, he fuses with the pasto a very -mall quanity of per oxide of manganese and a trace of Cas-ius purple, which will give iho proper color. For emeralds he em ploys in like manner oxide uf iron, and for sapphires oxide of cobalt. "Topaz, is ea.-i!v formed in the cru cible by mixing with loon ,.nrts of the pnste 40 pails of glass of antimony ami ono part of Cas-iu purple, l or manufacturing other kind- of gem there arc methods equally simple !' course none of those imitation precious stones has iho cln inu al con stitution, hanlnc-s, s tie lie gravity or optical properties id 10 l ones. Ac cordingly their falseness i- icadiU perceived by an export. Inasmuch a j the elciumils of whieh varioti- gem I are composed are well known, - n 1 Ihetic chemistry ha- attoiupled to 10 ! produce them by piniing iho in j gredionls together and t lbeiuig orjs. , lalliatiou in the laboratory. In thi 1 way huge masses of what niigbl bo j termed true ruby and -apphire ale turned out ail iliciallv, -in h gein-liko material having some ii-olulno-s for industrial purposes, although lacking the biiliiancy of naliue's products. "For my ow n part I am eonfi'Ieir. that sooner or later sumo, if not all, of the stones deemed precious will be re produced by artifice. The chemists who have hitherto confined I heir at tention to taking things apart arc be ginning to learu how to put them to gether. All Iho gems are very simple in their composition, and the problem is merely to inal.e their elements cry.dali.c properly. In all such knowledge science has made little progress as yet. We do not even know for what rea-mi one -uh-taucc is tran-parent while another is opaque, though prc-uuiably there is -oine 1 ela tion between the an angomeut of tho molecules in the ir.iu-p ireiil body an I the length o the light wave-, whiih, in the case of the transparent body, permits the latter to pass through." The I'carl Diver's Foe. Your wealthy lathes of Chicago who assemble at evening part es and soirees in magnificent costumes covered with line pearls know little or nothing, pel baps, about the many dangers encountered in gatlcring these pearls from the sea," icinaiked J. (i. lbiuvcis of London, Fuglaml, at tho Trcinont House yesterday. "1 wrs on a trip along the coast of X inz' bar, Africa, a year ago, when 1 learned that sea pearl li-hing is not a trade for men of weak hearts to fol low. The pearls are gathered at the bottom of Iho sea by divers. "Tho reason a man with a weak heart is not til for tho work is because the stopped breath and tho pressure of nincly feet of sea water, with i's weight of sixty-two pounds to the cubic foot, will bring on palpitation of the heart ami burst the weaker vessels, causing distressing ami often dangerous hemorrhages. Hut ihu tiivcrs nro still stalwart savages, in such rugged health that the physical danger never occurs to litem. The dangers constantly iiieni.te the diver. Wherever the oyster grows there a,. -o tlnives the giant ti idai I, mi, a uion s'lotis bivalve whose shell is from I to ii feet in length, firmly anchored to the bottom. "It lies with its scalloped shells yawning a foot or more apart. Im mediately anything touches it the .-hells snap together, nnd once Ihe-e huge shells aro dosed not n do.ui men out of water could get I belli apari, far less the single diver, fifteen fathoms deep, who may have dropped into tin: capacious inoiilb or have carelessly put bin band wiihiu it shells while groping in the gloom. "If nn h a fate befall a driver there is only one Hong for hi 111 to do. and thai is to amputate biui-ell' from the enormous iiiollud; and ri-e 10 the sur face, fainting, bloody, and mangled. Those savage- will light anything from a lion lo a python on hind, but tin y haven't the courage to run ngain-t a biv live under ninety feet of water ami -laud tin; chance ot those yawning shell- closing 111 oil an arm or a leg and eru-hing tho bones to splinters. "If the lllon-trolis luollil-ks -hoit'd tdo-e ilown and catch the diver'- head, of oetir-e be would never know what killed him. His Lead would be ina-bed to a pu p. and il woii'd go oil as if severed by a gu ilotino. 1 .-aw only one native who had boon caught by tho inollusk. ll had closed tl"wn on hi- loft hand, and llie only thing he could do, as tl o monster hold him was to cul oil' bis left nun at the elbow.' I hicago Herald. The Treii-nre" Stale. ' Montana is the largest of the newly ' admitted States; in fact, it is as largo ! as Wa-hlugton and Xorth Dakota continued. It i-one-sixth linger than . Iht! I'niletl Kingdom of (neat lSrii.'iin : ami Ireland. It is the third Slate in the si-terhootl, ranking next after Texas and California. It contains I1"i,77i'i square niiies, and is therefore ' the size of iho Ma.cs of New York, ' ,ew .lersey, lVnns Ivauia, Maryland, Virginia ami We.-1 Virginia all rolled together, ll is iibont ." I" miles in : length, ajnl half aj wide. As it is approached from (he ca-i, it seems lo he a coniiniiation of the bunt b-g ra-s plains land which make-, up all of North Dakota. Hni iiliu"-t all at once upon filtering Montana the monotony "f the great plateau is relieved by its ili.'urhaneo into hill-, which grow more ami more innii' 1 oil and take on giea'or ami tica'or In k and height, until, when one-third of I hvs Stale has boon p.-i-.-ed, tho earth i- all I i -1 1 1 1 1 I with mountain- ami nnoiu lain -pur-. The-o are 1 ho fin ei 11 uln I s of the ll"t kie-, which, -pcakinu roughly, make tip the liu.il or we-ioin third of Ihi- gi and and imperial new s ate. A glance a( the map will call lo the :t 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 llie apparently ci'ii liadlitoiv fail that lie priinipal seat- f population in the S itio aro diicolly 111 the h'ocky Mountain region. This i-dilli nil for the majority of readers to aecouul for. They think of the Hooky Mountains as grout ba-li'-n-'f hare stone and such, ind 1, the main range i-; but the -pur- and lo-MT or side ranges are ias--el ld or wooded elevation-, and t veu amid the writable linkie- llieuiseivs are in numerable valleys coa'ed with the richest, liio-l 1111 riiiotis pa-turage lo bo found anywhere in the world. lu . r beside siiclt valleys are the cities (unit there to bo close to the mines that are being worked in the moun tains, A llojils t tdl'ie. Says a man w Ii has been down it: Mexico: The niesipiite beau that grows so rank in MexVo, Texas and New Mexico is a 'dead ringer' fm ooll'ee when pai died and ground. I have a friend Mho bis gone down on the llio tirandet an I is flooding the niaikel with this spurious eoHeo. It looks and sn.ells exactly like the genu ine .lava before it is boiled, and 1 he most experienced collec buyer i- liable to be deceived in it. I am told Hint ootlee dealers are buying this -lull ami mixing' it with then- ground cofi'ee, like some grocers sand their sugar. The finest way to get pure collet- j- t,( buy il unparchod and utiground." New Yolk Tribune. . JolinnyN Miml Hi ali-llod. Mr. Fi..lclop was under the painful necessity of inbniiiistoi ing a severe castigation to his son .lohnny. After he had completed hi- labors he said sternly to the sull'eriiig victim: "Now tell me why puui-hed you." "That's it," sobbed .lohnny; "you ncaily pound the life out of me, ami now you don't even know why you did it." The Song of H.e Haiti. 1 1'.', rain, 'aln. r un, I'l'.tu flf sun'- ri-e till it scl-i, And it's lain, rain, rain, lu all shape- ami i-ty If of well It'-, nit, to he n .-wan 1 ir a li-h of the humid f.o .1, Kur then there wi n n't such ro.ison t" kl'k At this compound of nrnis! and mud. "'t ill it never let up," we sili, It c-initw down lie renr still And ev'ry drop nf a heft and size To move or drive n mill. The gutters a foaming sea. Tin- -trcots a raging main And llie t'la-hilig torrents 111 liquid linte. S;ng: "It-tin, rain, ruin." If Marwin's doctrine's true Th.'.t nature k indly gi 1 -To ncin the nn ans to adapt In'iit-i If To llie III I 'I- ot Where lu livi -, ll tlie rain lot p- up a- el laic. : oine iiuh-hv day w ho klnov-' ,lu-i iii.e a duel,', wi may .t ill In !'" I. 1 ul I'll men our t I Philadelphia Tinn. It T MOftOI S. 0 heilil piai'll l s--Th(! helmet, lo t'plioiic lakes every body's I'ldi Tin) vonl. Fell In wal ps I he be-l way lo tc"i:h baby wotiid b" lo give it in charge of 11 step-mot her. Hi" (ear tly) ll must In awfully dangerous lo be a soldier. lit 1 1 is, imb ed. The women ale always after Vi 11. Aeronaut t ju-t alighting' nn church -piio) I'll like 10 havo bold of (lit; fillnw who said I be re a- plenty of run in at the lop. "!. .vo laugh- ut locksmith'," 1iO said lo him. encouragingly. "Yes, tlailiiig, I know," ho replied, sadly, "but not at No, 1 I 1nit-." A I nicil'l" Argument .-Suitor (per-si-tently) Why do you ki op me wait ing s i long for an an-wor? ll 'iuoin ln r that you ate glow in;; o'.tlor every 1 u i 1 1 u 1 1 ' She I know' I'm cross at limes, , I. dm, but if I bad my life lo live over again. I i-bi-uld marry ynu just Iho same. Ho- I halo my doubts nb nit thai, my ib nr. "Doctor," said the sutl'oror supinely, as he dropped into the dentist's chair, "my nerve is oniplolely gone." "Oh, 110, it i-'nt," w as '.he t heel f'ul reply. Wail till I gel a III 111 hold ami you'll icalie your itii-lakc." Charlie," said Mamie, "papa don't like you becau-e be -ays you re ex travagant in your dre--.'' "Well, he's loi-taken. du-t loll icur father I haVen'l paid a laili r'- bill for two year-," relol !'"' ( dial lie. New Conk --lm I'dd the mi-SI.-'. w mi's thing- in lb' l.igh-t 'd lash- i.mabbi slyie. Sure, I'm nfiaid I won't -oil, l"i U s only plain o. it-kill" I've d.iie. Od took It's ai-y enough. M ike ivory thmg lasie like snuiel hi ng il.e. l.'ike h it'll H1I1- ; 10I I' low dud go I I' I. one of Iho most carol ul i'li-i 1 m 1 - in llulie, Montana, lately r:ii.l : Yem- ago a pari of its camped on the bmk of a deep, clear lake in I. a 'en county, near it- caslorn lioumlai v. H iving quat ten d our ani mals al the lake, we picketed ihein lol' the nigh' and wo lay down to sloop. About 10 o'cioek, or a ii'.th- later, when the gnat al- were changed, one of them went down lo the lake get some water. In a moment or two he eamo running back, declaring iho water had tli-appeared. lb- woke 11- up, telling of the straugo fad, and scvcnil of the party went with him to the edge of the now empty chasm. "It was a deep, rocky ba-in, with iininen-e bow lder- in tin- bottom, but there w as not a drop of water in what a few hours before was a lake fully a quarter of a mile long, du-l before sunri-e the following morning (wo of us who weie on watch heard the water returning. Wo observed it with much interest, ami before breakfast the lake was half full. Hy ! o'clock, when we resumed our journey, tho water had nil returned, and the lako was tilled to the brim. The water disappeared ami returned through , several lissures in the tleep bottom 01 I the lake, but none of us were able to 1 account for the st 1 auge phenomenon.'' Oroville (C.il. 1 l.'egister. A t oll With Three l.ek's. An extraordinary freak of nature is . reported by It. K. Kecd el Henlon 1 township. A mule colt recently I foaled on bis place ha- but three legs. The colt has two perfect html legs, bill tho light fore log is mi-sing, and it seems that nature made no ell'ort to supp'y the dolicieney. The colt is an healthy and notivo as tiny animal, nnd seems not to miss lh- lacking member. We havo these facts from perfectly responsible parties. lliliv.i, Mo., Herald. In Southern Europe n,'"0 oranges havo been picked front ono tree, ,