Ct)e Cljattjam wrror $l)c Chatham Wttoxb. iiu a. JL-iisuoisT, EDITOR AND PROPKIETUU. RATES TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advmot. uM, 1 1 ir.l nurt Trnp. A ? '.!! . I 'iii l'l nil tint's " il, tiie I Birl ti 'i' : All. I would fd'ni 'I In 'nit, i vnili tin- swottst hold. i ou'd ,i I 1 hand-c!a:- Pilne ;ui'i Tin lU' c o! U 'tw I in. ft w itb fear; Ji.oii-h u..j.lllif New, thld is ili-,n. A I'lij? I nig in olden clieei ; I'ui f:u..ii "f nutuiiiii sild tin' leaf I Tip y i " i it iln: seasons; test the year; Tin iui-t tin- ,;rupe U'.I Mm! tlip h"af. Tin ii ti mil-: touch I longest lent l o o.u tli ii I nir aud IhnianHMl. A song I f iiif; to olden way.-! Old nif.. olil homes, olil ingle nooks, Old faiths "I I'U'fSfiJ olden days; .'nl nutl.s.oM i byrncn, ami dear old books; And if with faults, old friends, anil calm I ui dun in-,' like sonic stately psalm. U Ans- ure.id of I'ntried baud. M'nenloM the pftiilii'iun of ibangel Hold kindly with thy faithful bauds Its longest reach in yotitbward rang. Tui sweet as in the new hour's cheer, I In t'Ulrii hour are dear, more dear. - The Ousiilanquan. WON AT LAST. la tame in wiih fiuhel check liiul brilliant eye. I.uura, bending over a spirit lum) on iho littered mule, gluucjd up lrom her brewing. "I wailed uwhile for you, but as vmi ili.l not tonic" alio observed, lifting the small copper kettle from tin) slender bluv flume. Why did you Wiiit ono moment?" rl ied L a. sho hnjjerod somowhat over the simple operations of removing he,, gioves uiul pulling up the books she brought in. She presently gathered he.-solt" together with an effort. "Dili you got any luin:li for your (elf:'" Laura was calmly 'ipping her lea. No." "Nor' l.nma, how couttl you? To work nil day without eating I Do you iiicuii to say that you have bail noth ing at all since breakfast?' Luura, instead of replying, east a circular glance ubout the room. What became of tho bun? We had sonic bun- left, bail wo not?'' Lisa weni to an ancient and somc what pict.ncsquo cho-t of drawers, 'iiul from under hii improvised drapery or" half a yiinl of old brocade brought out a paper bay. Their eye -i met, ami in a moment both girls had broken into long thricks of laughter, ending on Lisa's part v. uli a halt'-sliuogled sob. 'Oil, Laura. I'm afraid 1 can't stand it much luiigei ! Ilia to (.0 dc Hiding. "' ' Pt-giudtng ?" Laura hud count med her bun and was now gathering up the two Japan ese cups and Mincers. "Did you lunch to-duy?" Tel." "With Mr Vaiiiin, 1 suppose?" L'lsu only made a lil'lo motion with iter pretty head. Then ; 'Cli, Laura, you don't think there's any harm iu il, do you?" she pleaded "Harm ?" "In your ease no, 1 don't think there is any harm exactly."' "Lautu!', You say that so curious iyl Don't you .think Mr. Yuri-.ni Is ;s a an" "An honorable man i' I hope so," rejoined Laura, coloring in her turn rapidly unilrr her rich, dark skin. "In anv other cae 1 should advise you to bo more careful." You're olway advising me to be mote careful, but 1 don't know any one iiimo independent or in. no care less as to what oilier pcuplo may think than yourself,'' remarked the vounger girl, in a tone a uillo ag grieved. "luinyid'e it is very different," was Iho (-hoit reply. "I inn not pretty. Von ai r. "There aie liineB when you arc very, very handsome, Latua,"" laid Klsa'a ofl voiei!, witli eainesl convie- 1 1UII. lint it was not ipiitc half tin hour before, even up thiTe, where the last rays of the milliner twilight lingered longer', Lam a was obliged In puh the work from her. As she did so, waking from the iie.iiivo absorption in whii-li .be had been siiiguliir som.d nttriii-led her, coming from the outer bidr. of (lie room, ficlling to bor fuel she saw that V. mi was sob bing, with her face buried in the dt ni.) ulied upholslrry the sofa bed. "What H it.'" Mtid Laura, very gently and lirnily. Itnt already I. hi'b face was buried once luoic, and this lime upon the shoulders of l..iuia' gray tliill dic-. "No liiiifT, noihing, Laura 1 Hut, ohl 1 feel so so unhappy uiul wiclilicdl I know I'm very, very wnuk. Hut it's mi dreadful being so poor and living sn---i" "I warned you, you know, dear," ciniie Laura's ijuict voice. "Ob, Ikuow, I know I You are so 'l HTM and ali'oui) a Hit lah'lltcdt liut 1 VOL. XV. don't believo 1 ever shall succeed, and and''- - Tlioie was n Ii tile pauso, during which Lisa's sobs grew full of dreary despair. "You must go home, Lisa.'' There was a pi oiCKting movcniout of her palpitating little tigurc. "1 es, you must go back to your people. You are loo tender, too deli cate, loo tensilive for this sort of life. Voti kuov I lold you," the girl went on, a little wearily, "thai making one own living and striking out iu di'pend'jntly for one's self wa not o easy as it might teem. If u girl has a good home, even though it wcro ever so simple a one, she is, per haps, saleat un d buppiest in its shel ter." "You mean a girl like me,"' aald Elsa, sitting up and nodding her head with dreary sagacity. "You know that nothing would induce you to go back to tho sott of life which I should lead ou the farm with giaudfaiher and Aunt Polly. But you are different, omo day you will Mtrcly succeed, whereas 1"- Laura was silent a moment. "And Mr. Vuriau'r'' the finally raid. M.e felt the presence of the bluxhon Iho other's chcyk which she could not see. "Don't, don't! Pint cak of him in iu that wuyl" bieatlted Lisa. "t'oino in, did Laura a week later. Tho summary invitation had evi dently not ben heard, for the knock WB6 repeated after a discreel Interval. This timo Laura rose, and, pencils in hand, opened the door herself. "I urn very glad to see you, Mr. Vurian,"' she mu,I, gravely, ''t'ome in." Of the two it was not she who wa embarrass-, d. Laying diwn her pencils i-ho pushed a chair tlightly towards him with the gesture of a queen. "Mr. Vurian," she said, "1 have known you but a sliott time, l'lacii edly we aie strungcr-. Yet I think we (.lull understand each other. I do you the credit ot believing that 1 can i-peak frankly to you. 1 asked yon to come here to see mo for a special reabon, which I shall broach at once. You are aware," she concluded, "that Lisa Miss Hart- ban returned to her homo uud friend?"' Indeed.' I had no idea of it. X." Laura dropped her eye for a mo ment. You mnke it more difficult for mo to say what I w ished," sheobseivcd in a moment. "Hie has gone back to friends because (lie was far too sensi tive and delicate a little denture to f.ico tho haiid-to-inouili, fctru;gliiig existence of u r'ouiii'e nit student sii cessfully. !;hc should never have at tempted it. 1 blaiu' mysell now, for I love the 'h'.M d jai ly. Still, her yt'ii of such experience us she bus known here would do her no harm, liitbcrgood, perhap?, were it not for one tiling," and hero those gray eyes rested full upon the young man again, "and wiih that you, Mr. Yuiian, are connected. "I?" The gray eyes flashed scornfully. "It is unwoilby to diem!'c!"rricd Laura. "If you have given that poor child cause to think that you love her, and have taught her to lovo you in re turn, there is no reason why you should attempt so to conceal the fad. "Pardon inn, 1 have been unnecessar ily rude uud hasly. Hut I am V. sa's best friend, 1 think. I know her very thoroughly. Her happino- seems to have become, iu some Bonc, my re sponsibility since she left the safo shelter of her homo to be with me to try i ho same life that I have tried. Mr. Varian, I believe Lisa ii very un happy now. And'' "And yon think shy in unhappy be. cause I have trilled with bor atlec lions':' Led her to tlx tbcui upon urn w hen" - of ueur.e, you aro a man of the world, Mr. nriaii, and KUu is a mere h.ile, country girl," interrupted Laura, villi rapid utterance. I lor case, some how, did not seem so very clear after all. And strong and collected as she was she was growing strangely ner vous now. "Milt Lisa is worthy to be tho wife of any man," she hurried on. "Anil" she paused abruptly. "I honor you more (ban I can sny for what I have seen of you in Iho lasl ten minutes," said Viirian's voice at this juncture. "Lew women would have had such ilircctncs. such loynlly to n fi ii'iitl, such courage. Hut llinre i a mistake here. I I cannot inairy Mi-H Hart." Liu', a raisi'd her head. Lor a Moment they measured each other. "You cniiiiot ninnv'' IlTTSKORO CHATHAM CO., N. C, APRIL 27, I8K. "No. Uucauso I d not lovo her, I have looked upon her as a pi city chibl nothing more; and mindful of her grand fallal ' kindness to mo tho summer that I was thrown from in v horse when riding near his place, nud laid up under his roof for weeks, I havo tried to do w hat little I could for hcr. That is a!l. I sought bor out, not for herself, but becauso she was your ft ieud because she was near you." Hio had turned ashy pale. The pallor of her cboek was reflected on YarianV Ho had not thought to speak so soon. T heir eyes held each other for a long, breathles pause. In an instaul the young man was ou his knees al her side "Laura I Laura I" ''So, no, uol" She shrank away from his touch ; but he had seen tho expression of her eyes, and all his jniUcs beat in the intoxication of a new hope. "You miisl go away; you must never come back," she cried hoarsely. L ima! You c in't mean lluit'i" the poor fellow gasped. ' i-ho had risen to hcr feet. 1 "Why? Why?"' he stammered, ! following her as she leticatcd from ; lii in. A light burst upon him, in" diii ed by something iu her fuce. "It cannot be that You arc ! not thinking of Lisa, of MisHuri? ; Hul thih is folly, madness! I'm- a girl ; like you - bead uud (.luillders above oilier women such a stand is incom prehensible!" "Mie loved you; she trusted me,'' said Laura, rigid and white in hcr effort at self-control. "tiood heaven !" the man exclaimed, driven to bay, "you would not havo nte marry a girl I do not love simply because she happened to fancy other wise? 1 deplore the. delusion, but what inoro can I do? Laura," ho pleaded, "you will not say mo nay?' "Yes." She still stood rigid, with downcast eyes. "At least,"' he pleaded again, "will you not tell mo (hat you cute for n i e -a little?" Not even then would she raise her eyes. "Very well. I tha'l 0 now, but I shall come back. IV you hear me? Time works many changes--und 1 shall ret in n." And, i-o sayiu, he left her. Ilul she never hoped for his ritiiin. She never expected it. Tho lasl of the warm days had flown; (he autumn afternoons were growing short. Laura worked on, leading her own solitary life. She had resigned herself to the soli tude in which she seemed to havo been abandoned. Her pencil never faltered In those days. Hut tho hand thai wielded il hud grown ibiu and white, and Iho blue veins tdiowcd like deiicate tracery uinler the transparent skin. She was coming home late one dark afternoon, when, in iho gloom fi led lauding before her door, she made out an indistinct form. It did not move al her appronch, and only when she had thrown open the door did she rec-ognii- who it was. Then she staggered back a little. "Y'ou see, I have come backus 1 told you I would," said Varian. Iu the stronger light of the room he saw how changed she was and how she trembled. "L un a- my poor girlP Lvcn then she strove to pti'li him from her. "(.iood heaven, Laura?'' he cried, stepping back ; "do you not know that L sa Hart is married?" "Mat l ied 1" He drew a folded newspaper from his pocket. "You see, she was married two weeks ago, and to a inn n I happen to know, a clever young urtist, rising in his profession, who spent his summer sketching ou her grandfather's farm. Now, Laura, will you come lo me?'' "tth, how could she, how could she" Torpcl me so soon?" laughed nriaii. "Pardon me, dearest, but I think you rather overruled (ho depth of her feelings. She liked mo no bel ter than she would luivn liked many other inc.l w ho happened lo be a little kind or attentive to her. She i a dear, sweet little woman, but"- ho broke off immediately "why should wo talk of her. You havo not yet iiiiswered a question 1 onto pat to yon." " What question ?" The girl's eyes would not meet hi-. "I aked you once if you cared for me a lilile." Then, indeed, her gray ryes met his with Iho full glaucu of the Laura of old. "I think I have always cared from tho first more than a lull'," fci, -aid. rW l-ifc. i ni I"i I torn IHIMt-RF.VS C'OLVM J. i.i i n.r mis Mm.. 1 1 Little Miss Midget Is all in a Bike (IIt cares as a mother are ieH i un Enough to make hcr deBpnin , ' ' 'b, have run seen Tolly ? My best little dolly; I'm so careful of hcr.but I frei like ni leg I've left her t don't know ln i. ." "What did she c.ir'.' Her own ringlety hair, One little red shoe, hcr - ye, hrt nid Iv.kel And -ob, her bc-u-lif ul simle - " Pon't cry little Midget, "l ii foolish to adgct. I""r there, In plain view, sln kingout of yo'ir pocket, Were Polly's poor legs all the whiin. 'ew Orleans 1'ii-aviine. WHAT JS KIM AHAHl' ? Git in arabic is a juice which comes from the bark of the acacia tree. H hardens as it runs, uud forms iu lumps thosiz'jofa plgoou's egg. Morocco Is the bust producing country for this I gum, and the native Moort live upon I the money vvhh'h they get from its i Mile. About the 1st of January the ; Moors ciicnmp on the borders of the ' forest to gather their annual hatvest 1 of gum. Litile Moorish boys at e sent into the woods to gather tho egg-like ; lumps from the outside of the trees, i while their elders load it upon camels j and prepare to carry it lo the seaports, i In its natural slat: the gum is very j ', nourishing. Three ounces of il, or a j ; lump uol much bigger than (in egg, j will supply u little Moor with food for a whole day. Six ounces are allowed j for a mail. N.Y. Ledger. I JOHSMl'l lyr. M'ARKOW, ; Last summer, writes John C. Mil- j lin, 1 found a "parrow as I was play- , : ing in the slice! ; it had been wounded 1 by to.'iic cruel boy aud it could not fly. 1 took it up tenderly und stalled for home. When 1 was near the house I saw Komo boys coming toward mo with braiishooters. I hastily put the bird under my jacket, for fear that they would tase it from me. I then wont into tho house. My mother bathed the wound and j gave tho bird something to eat. The , next morning it was a Utile belter ; sometimes it would fly up and sit on the top of a picture that hangs iu Iho kitchen, just over where my sister tits, and would cat the flic as they Hew past. Whon it was strong enough to fly away, my father took it out aud put it ou a bush, but after my father hud gone iu the house aud closed the dooo1' it flew buck into the house through tho window. Tho sparrow grew to bo very lame, and would eat from my baud. 1 1 lived wiih us about three weeks, and one morning when wo arose he was gone. Wo were all very sorry to lose it, and I hope to have another pet this milliner. New York Jteeoidtr. r.l i riMI OUT (IF BID 1HI WI.ONH WAV. Whenever little boys uud girls are cross, it is a sure sign they must hove gotten out of bed the wron way. As a general thing, Leonard is a very good little boy, indeed, but even the best little boys will sometimes get up in the morning fceiiiu cross at everything uud everybody, without knowing just j why. When this happens to Leonard, his inaiiimu will say: "Oh, Leonard, jump right into bed again, quick." "Hut why, mamma?'' "Oh, I'm sure you got out of tho bed with tho wrong fool, so get into bed again dear, and tiy to get out with the right foot Ibis time." So Leonard will tako oil' his shoes and stockings and climb into bed ligaiu. "Which foot must 1 put out fust mamma?"' "1 don't know, Leonard," snys iiis mother, "only bo sure to put out the light foot. I can always tell two minutes after you get up if you havo put out tho right one." And then Leonard is so busy look ing for the right foot to put out of bod lirst, that ho forgets he ever was cross. I think if every Jit tie boy nnd girl would follow Leonard's example, und got back into bed again when they get up cross in the morning, nud stay there until they lind the right fool, it would be ever so much nicer. Don't you think so, too? .New Orleans Picayune. Still MlKfdmr. Yabsley Did you ever tackle any of those "missing word" contest? I Mudge Yes. Iho missing wotd was "yes," but I could not gel hcr lo I Miy it. Indianapolis Journal. i Kabbits have heroine a pest in purls .il K iiisin. A bciintv of live cents i'aeli is paiil for rabbit scalps in Buibcr i '.mill v. TUK TCI MITflPPAPH I InLv J CLi'lU 1 UvjlXirfl. . I A ('urioin Machine Which I Said to Work Perfectly. It Transmits Writiner and Tic tnre3 by Wire. I The very latest thing iu Iclegraph j instrument Is called the telauloitralib. I or long-distance, writing machine. Ii consists of a transmitter aud a iccciver j associated for use at one station. The ' mechanism ot the machine isextrcinc ; ly simple aud direct. An ordinary lead pencil is used iu transmitting. Near its point two silk cords are fas tened at right angles lo each oilier. These connect with tho instrument, and, following the motions of the pencil, ".egulale tho impulses that con trol the receiving pen at the dislHiit station. ordinary ! Tho writing i done paper live inches wide, conveniently I ariuugcd on u roll attacked lo the : machine. A lever is so moved by (be band as to sbifl the paper forward mechnuically at the transmitter nnd electrically ut the receive". Tho re ceiving pen is a capillary gla-s tube placed ut Iho junction of two alum inum arms. .; It is supplied with ink, which flows from u reservoir, through a small lube placed in one of the tirnis. The electrical impulses, coming over the i w ire, move the pen of the recorder j simultaneously with the movements of j tho pencil iu the hand of the tender. As the pen passe over the paper an ink tracing is left, which is alwt.ys u facsimile of tho sender's motions, w helher in tne formation of letters, fig it res, signs or sketches. " There is pri'e'ically no limit to the i woik that this machine w ill do, said ; John II. Bryant. "Wherever a record i is required it is invaluable. From ; his office a business man can send in ! feiructions to the factory, close by or ! many miles distant, und have them dc I livercd in bis own handwriting. A I broker dealing by wire mil give quo I tatioiis and execute order to buy and t sell securities without danger of dis pute. A physician iu:'y wire Ins pro si ription to a iiruggiit, using the arbi trary codo of the profession, conti deul that no mistake will be made iu the transmission. A reporter writing up a tire or an accident of any kiud, can send to In paper a sketch of his subject taken on the spot. Supt. Bvrues w ishing to notify u!I the police precincts at om e of the escape of a burglar could not only do so as quick ly a by telegraph but he could be sure that his order were transmitted i in his own riling, and accurate description "f 'he man coin I be sketched at the nunc lime if neccs snry." Speaking of the telephone Mr. Bryant said that the telautograph would become more populur than the former inrtrumcut, bemuse there would be no buzzing on the wire, aud no question to be asked nnd an swered pcih'ips a I ' 1 1 times before gelling a definite reply. "This turtle of ours," said he, "w ill keep moving along nnd have your messngo all re corded before the telephone is through buzzing. There will be no more strikes of messenger boys, for while we are wailiug for the boy to come, the message, written on the machine, will be at its desi inauon. Then, ngrdii, a man can go ouuy and leave his machine locked up in his desk. When he returns iu one, iwo or half a docn days, he will timl the messages sent to him by hi" friends all recorded on the roll paper in his desk." In cities and towns the telautograph will be operated on the exchange or central station plan, iu much the same manner us the telephone is now w orked. Prof. Klisha Gray, the inventor of the telautograph, has devoted his Ii fc to the perfection of communication by elec tricity. He invented the musical tele phone, and history, his friends sny, will give him credit for inventing the speaking lelcpbono anil the harmonic telegraph. New York World. Bnslness al (lie ew York Post-Office. The most interesting detail which cuii be told of the New Y'oik Post office relate to (ho amount of business transacted in each division, for only in ibis manner can a tine idea of the importance of this offi.-o be obtained. 1 have already given (be grand totals, hut these are made up of many inter esting items. For instance, (he inter national money orders received and ceriiliotl to Kurope in IM1 numbered i. early a million, and aggregated nearly sixteen and a half millions of dollars. The Lnropean c ;iiii.-y with which the New York Post-oHioo had the largest transaction through its Money-order Department was Great lliitain, the iiem amounting' to nearly NO. half a million. The Bahamas were al the foot of the list with only fifty eight ilein. The total number of ite.im in (he li'Jgislry Department wu ,2 ',. Nearly three hundred million iieuis of inai' mallei wcio handled by carriers j nud the sale ol po.-l-igo stamp;-, stamped envelope-, etc., ninoiiired to S'"', 'jr..' Noaily thirty million Ictieis uie foi warded lo and nearly iwcuty four million received from foieign touti- tries -the New York postouice ru-ily bundling over tbreo-fourllM of cm foreign mull. Wo should lose faith iu the intelligence of the. human i aci on learning that in this oua ot).o r.H2,SOH in iili reeled and insufficiently nddirscd letters were received, did we not learn at the same time that o"5,074 or tbe-e letters were cor rected and forwardiid by other mem bers of the human lace. The items ot mail mailer handled averaged for each dav ?.;o,707, and the number oJ pouches, 10.320: the nggiegatc lor the year being 42f.?7 .1,770, 40 pouches. lcllet , and The pc-stniaslci receives a sonny of ts.&Oi.n.i a yenr a very small sum when the business of the office is considered. But then he doesn't have u receive, face, post-murk, rott, uud distribute every letter himself. In fact he doesn't even drive a mail-wagon. For be spent .tl.i'ol''l.i I ('.'-K".1 in "CI for clerk hire, and an express com pany does Ibe curling under contra, t. - Harper's Young People. Premier GlmMowV Daily I lf-. Mr. Gladstone's exii aoidiuary r gu lariiy is even curried lo (he number of boms be remains in bed. Lxccpt when he is unwell, which is very i airly, he consistently sleeps eight hours. Ho has consistently slept eight hours for the past thirteen years. Mr. Gladstone, however, did not al ways adhere to this rule. It was ou Sir Andrew Clark's advice, when his health broke down, in that be remained in bed 60 long as right hours. The premier likes to retire ut out midnight, never ln'cr than 1 -and sleeps, with seldom an iutcrrup" linn, until Iiis eight hours have ex pired. This 1 invaiinbly his habit, whether in town, in the roiiuti y oi abroad. His diet, loo, is regular, an J severely plain. Brerikfa.-t with him is u small meal, a cut of tea, a lew s'ices of bread and egg or tongue He lunches in tho middle of the day and has a cup of lea uud a -lio of bread nt 5 o'clock, not from necessity but from choice. Dinner with him is the chief meal. Mr. Gladstone has as little belief in fancy dishes as in French cooking. His favorite "solid-' is a cut fioin the ! joint, roast beef being with bitn un especial favorite, the piconer noes not like made up dishes except whin be is cert iin of what they are in tide, of. Neither is he, by any nieum- par iiul to condiments. H never lists mustard, and bus a pi i icet tibboi rence cf vinegar and oils. Salt and pepper, however, do ii"l come under this rule. Mr. Gladstone i not piemdiicd against sweets after diniie:, although be does not pulronw! iheni always, lie i partial lo rice pudding. Wo -i iinn ster bit He. I ves Wiih Poiihlo Pupils. A riinaikiiblc belief is that which ascribes supernatural powers to Hie Bitius, Bilh .eior Hethas, persons said lo have double pupns in emu ne. Apolloiiides alludes to these people under the heading, " About lin Bylhise." Ho snys: "Tin re aie cer tain feiniiyls iu Scylbi.'i who are kn am as Bytlii''', and Pliylariu- Males that a tribe of the 'I lnliti in I'oiilus, and nienc other people us well, have a double pupil iu the one eye and in the oilier t he figure of a horse or some other animal.'" Hie-r persons, so sny all the ancient writers, were possessed of boib miraculous and -iipci iiiitural powers, liven Cicero says thai "ihe glance ol all women with the double pupil niliie eye is iioxioii., blighting and wiihei ing."' Cadmus tells Us tint such per sons would not drown; still olheis sny thai if they did drown (he body would never sink, neither would ii decay. They could cure the disease ol Iho chest (consumption) by rubbing (heir perspiration on iho afl'cetcd part" of the individual, and in use the double pupils were red instead of black they could cure the leper nud the blind. St. Louis liepublic. A Mexican Art. A Mexican artist has taken space in ibe World's Fair for a poimry whero Indian and Mexican potter will makt busts of living men in sight of the multu-.d? As a peculiar quality of clay, found only ut Gtiailalnjara, i the only material they can work with, a large quantity, some seventy tons, will be taken to Chicago for this purpose. ADVERTISING One square, one insertioo One square, two insertion One square, one month l.ol For larger advertisemcBtfl liberal con racts will be made. A Berlpe for a Day. Take a htlle dash of wateT cold And a little leaven of prayer. A nd a llltle bit of sunshine gold Jrissolved In the innrolng air. A dd to your raea! eouie merriment. Add a thought for kith and kin. And then, bh a prime ingredient, A plenty of pork thrown in. rtut spice it all with the essence of lovs And a little hill of play, Let a wise old book and a Klauce above Complete the well-spent day. The Housekeeper. I1LMOKOIS. Called dowu-The juvenile niom-ta- he. The man who has horses aud car. nazes for biro believes in a stable cur rency. Tossic-AYhat a nice fresh com plexion Miss Peachblow has. Jessie Yes; fresh every flay. Visitor How docs th land lie out this way? Native-It ain't tho laud that lies, sir. It'a the land agents, i Now, that is what 1 call a good head for business,'" soliloquised tho barber us ibe long-haired poet entered the shop. IM' Father - What do you mean by kissing my daughter, sir? Her Lovor Certainly not on account of her likeness to you. ! Mallet your wife seems to bo of n very pleasant disposition. She i always smiling- Husband It isu'l thai it's good irclh. ' "lid Miss Goldcoio look upon youf j suit with tavor?" "Oh, yes; ! ! thought the clothes were a'l right, bu ; she objected to lb J wearer. I "1 11 speak my mind nt last "' he ciied , ; , Toe long tbi right has been denied" i Md then ebc said, this maid unkind, A still email voice will speak your mind. When a man flings himself down on the sitting room couch the pre i sumption is that he proposes to tako it easy on the home stretch. Coiicariiing telephones nnd high ; raies people will be smisiicd to get tho ; matter right iu the ear; they don'l want it continually in the neck. She- bai lie, why are you so much opposed to piano duets? He From principle. 1 think it's cowardly for two persons lo attack one piece of music First New Yorker - I rode down I town on the elevated this morniug. j Second New Yorker Very crowded" ! First New Yorker Not in the least; I ' bad a strap all to myself. 1 m ranger-How much are turkeys i a pound; Foultrynnu Ten cents. ' Stranger Any reduction if I lake s quantity? Poultry man - Certainly. Stranger Then give inc five pounds. Proprietor of Dime museum Where is Professor Gnmni-ige. the man with !; the iron law, today ? Attendant Gum ; mage? Oh, be broke his )aw this morn ing over a piece of steak at his board ing house A Stone Carrot. One of the finest specimens of vege table petrifaction ever exhibited lo Helena was recently brought to town by Ileum Cody. This specimen is s rorrot, little more than nine inches in length, with about un inch of the tip broken off. The histo.y of the petri fui tion is biiiefly ihi. In l70 Hectoi Code. .then a lad of ten years, planted a bed of carrots in his mother's garden patch near the Baxendale granite quar ry, about eight miles from town. The crop was an excellent one, the yield being large al the autumn harvest. Thai was fourteen yean ago. Before the recent storm, thers being littie if any frost in the ground. Ilecior started out to spado up some of the old garden spot, when a shovelful of loosened euith exposed tho stone-hardeiied vegetable, wider) proved upon examination to be ni complete und handsome a petrification as nut urc ever transformed from vege table life. In washing the soil from il what once formed tho skin of tin cuiroi scaled off, leaving a cornaliau' ringed stono as clenr as uncut agate., through which the sunlight showi every ncculinrily of its growth and formation. Mr. Cody has had th offer of a horse for tho unique sped- men. but his mother is unwilling, to 1 part with it. He bus promised toleavt ii for a season as it n exhibit in thi 1 Herald cabinet, and later to pcimit it I to bo taken to the World's Fair as oin j of the specimens in the petrification exhibit of Monlana. Helena (Mou- I mua) Herald A Young Giant. "Is the baby si long?" Well, rather." "Y'ou know what a tremendous, voice lie has." "Yes." "Well, he lifts that fivo or six thud sit hour." Texas Sifting.

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