Z)t ljat.)am Rffot !)c CI)Qtljam Rrcoro. LI. .A. l-OIVIJOlV, EDITOB AND PItOPIUETOlt. iipw HATES ADVERTISING Om square, one Insertion- f 1.0 One square, two insertions 1.64 One square, one month - .W Tor larger advertisement liberal ecu raots will be ma le. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER EAR Strictly in Advance. VOL. XV. I,ITTS1K)U0 CHATHAM CO., N. C, JUNK 8, 1893. ft NO. 11. Home nl Niglil. When chiipin,; crickets fainter cry, And pale stars blossom in t lie sky, .Ami twilight's gloom litis dimmed tlir Mooui Ami blurred the buttorlly: When locsut blossoms Hock the walk, And up the tiger lily stalk The glaw worm crawls nud clings mid full And glimmers down the garden walk: AVh.cn buzzing things, with double wings Of crisp and rapih tluttcrint:, io whizzing by so very high One thinks of fntis ami sting". 0 then, within, is still the din 1 'f crib the rocks the baby In, And heart and gate and lutch'i Wf ilil Arc lifted -ami the lips of Kate! - J AM KM WlllTCOMB KlI.EY. ERICA'S LOVE-STORY. UV ASM- lOSrlUi. 'If you please, lady, do you want "Do 1 want a ii l?" Miss Bui b.ua Bickford looked down first nl the bauds sho had just drawn out of (be dough and then nt licr ll iiu--bcspriuklcd bib-:iiron in a scut of tragic despair. Krica Bjoinscn, standing iu the cool sin do of the green i nn-le.i vc-, with the str.iy sunbeams piercing her coronal of dead-gold hair like jeweled arrows, looking innocent ly up into thti strange lady's face, and wondered why she knit her brows to gether w'uh those three little wrinkles. Whilo the short blue-checked dress that i-lii' wore and the funny lit; le hob nailed shoos and the bundle thing not ungracefully over one shoulder, gave her a strange foreign look that was not unpleasant. "Do I want a girl?" ironically re peated -Miss IJ.ubira. "'ih it's the third lime I've been called away from in V bread wifliin lia'f an hour. First, Do you want a sowing machine?' Second d'o you want any tiuwaie?' Third and last, 'lo you want u girl?' I said no to the li.st two I'll say no to the third." Ki ic i Bjoruscii look -d u lcil. Won't you try 1 1 1 ?" said she. "I can wash hard, and i am willing. Uli, do not fear that i will ask high wages: My board and what you please to give me! ' Miss Barbara hook her head. "I'm tired of keeping girl-," said she. "They cost more I ban they couio to. The bcd help I know of is help yourself." And w ith a chuckle nl her own wit, Mlssltiib.ua llickford turned away and shut the door. Slio had hardly resumed licr work nt tho In cad tray, when an odd sound, like thumping or drumming, sounded overhead, noise refloated with energy nud iteration. "Bless me!1' said Miss Barbara. "It's the olonol! ' And she bullied upstairs lo u pret. ty, iimroon-liitn,' room, with a tirt li window in it, where a liiiito gentle man, in a quilted, bluo-silk dressing-1 gown, w as limping about on a crutch, and an easel, with uu untouched can. Vis, occupied liic in ill J lo of (lie tl ior. "What is it, colonel?'1 said Miss Barbara, looking rather scared. What did you sMid her nwav for?'1 demanded tho colonel, pulling ut a icd brown mustache that over hung his lips like a pciithufi'V. Send whom away?-' "My mo lei." lie jerked one elbow in tho dircclion of the open window, whore a blue tiguro plodded wearily on under lhe bending willows that friugod the quiet country road. The very fnco and figure I want for -Liltlo Nell in the Church Torch,' " said tho colonel, breathlessly. "Hair like corn silk and head set on the shoulders like Diana's self! The one I've been wailing for those ten years!" "Shall I call her back?" said Mias Barbara, in trepidation. Of course!" s.iid tho colonel, brusquely. So that, in tho course of another 13 minutes, Krion lljornscu was silting in tho oool kitcliou, whero hop vines curled around tho casement) and a great gray eat purred on tho hcartli ttone. Don't lie f l ightened, my dear," said Miss Barbara. "Ho speak gruffly; but he's tho bost-hearted per son alive is (ho colonel. Gj right up." And, guided by the chattering old lady, Krica lljornscn ontorcd the pres ence of the lalrto gviilleinan in iho red muslarhcs and blue-silk wrapper. He looked keenly at tfe'r. 'Just turn around a Iiltlp,"-aid bo. "Now stand still. There talcu.tti lay down tho bundle. You'll-ttsiifi Siiad I Inko her down stairs again?" questioned Miss llickford. "Yes." "Now, Kricn, if thoi's your nanio," anid Miss liitkford, when they vvoro safe in the kitchen, ''just look hern. 1 Jjt) colonel wants to paint you." "To paint mp?'' repeated Krica, with a startled look. "On canvas. To miiko a study of you,'1 said Miss . llickford. "Do you understand ?'' "Yes, ina'aui," said Kilos, not uiuli'istaiidi nir at all. "And the colonel musl be humored," went on Miss Bickford. "We nlwnvs humor him. He's a great artist and a gonitis. lint ho can't bo painting alt the time. So I'll cngago you, al Iho terms you mentioned this morning; mid when you're not wanted in (ho studio, you can bo helping me with the housework. How shall you like thai?" "Oh, ma'am, I shall bo so glad!" said Krica lijornscn, clasping her slender, suiibiirnod hands. "Any references?" asked Miss IS.iibara. And thou Krica (old her simple slory: How she. had come over in an emigrant ship (o moot her plighted lover, one liolf Cliristciiscn, who had got work in New York; how Itjlf had failed lo be at the ship, "as no doubt ho never received my letter," said (rusting K ica; how a lady had come down to C is lo (Sardcu nud en gaged her for goncial houscwoik; and how, when she reached iho house, an iudesci ibablc soiuctliiiig about (lie place frightened her. "So I made up my bundle agnin," said Iv.iea, coloring scarlet nt the bare remembrance, and ran away when no one was looking. And ! walked and walked, and bogged my way and slept in bums of nights, until 1 reached this part of tin; country. And I mo in to work until 1 have saved up a little money to go back to find 1! .If!" There was no doubt but that Krica Bj o nsen spoke the truth; and Miss Barbara llickford, no moan judge of human nature, believed her tl or oughly. Hush!'' said Miss B.irbnnt, sud denly, as Krica pushed away her bowl of bread and milk, there's the col one;' stick on tho thiorl Thai's the way he call! K'un, child, run!'' Is he your master? ' asked Krica, starling up. ' N ," sa'nl Miss Barbara, "he's my biothcr; but we always call him tbe colouol.' " S Ktica Bjirnsou sat day by day to have her coronal of dead-gold hair and bluo lloivor-like eyes paiuto I in the quaint dress of Dickens' Kittle Neil, and Miss llickford was never tired of lauding the neatness and trim, liou-ckeeper-liko ways of the young Swede. I declare," said Miss Ii.irbara, "she's a real comfort to me!'' "Lei mo fee," suid the ci.'oucl, who was by Ibis timo Millldonily recovered of bis sprained tinkle lo get ull around tho house, and even venture out as far as the d oryard gate, "how long have you had liei?" 'Well I ain't certain -about three mouths, I should think." How long would von like lo keep her?" "Always!" briskly responded Miss Barbara. Tho colonel smiled grimly behind the rod moustache. Well," said ho, "I moan lo give you the chance. I shall a-k her to morrow to be my wife." What!" cried Miss llickford. "Doesn't it su't you?" said Iho colonel. "Anything suits me that s (its you, colonel," responded Miss Karbara, hastily. For Iho colonel wus well-to-do and whimsical, and Miss llarbara had always entertained a proper dcf. oicmo to all his opinions. "She's a pretty girl, nud I believe a good one." Though Miss ISarbara's opinion was not of much weigh: in this instance.; fr if tho colonel hud announced lib in tout ion of marrying Ih broomstick, Miss llarbara would have observed that it had a fiuo figure, nud would probably uiako itself useful about tho house. When the colonel signified Ids sover eign will nud pleasure to Krica, how ever, lie was ama.ed to encounter obstacles. She dropped a protly litilo comic)', and thanked him in Iho sweetest way conceivable. "You are nil kind to (he poor exile," said she, "but 1 am not frco, Mr. Col onel. 1 was betrothed in our land to Rolf. 1 must go and seek him." "You had bctler think twice of it." said the colonel, gravely. "I must go nnd seek HoIf,"repealcd tho Swedish maiden. And t-ho packed her littlo bundle aiJlV.kicd iho outside of the 6?loicl's studio door, cried iu Miss Itnrbai'H's arms, nud went away into iho golden hn.o f an October cven- How lone and. strungo the house seemed without hoi ! How the cch ios resounded through (lie empty loom, as if socking in vain for K ion's cla- I tie stop nnd the monotonous little j Swedish chants that Krica used lo sinj; at her work. As for tho colonel, lie j strode up nud down with bent brows. ' I can't stand thi," said llic colonel, nt last. "1 shall burn my 'Kittle Nell' j ami go to Kamtchatka!'' Hut the third evening Krica I!jorn sou cnnic back, looking very pale and tired. "Will you lake mc back?" said she, wistfully. "Will you keep me here? I I went to the pastor of our littlo chinch in New Yoik. He showed mo where llolf lived. I saw Holfs wifo at the window, with Holt's child iu her arms. Kolf had forgotten inc. And now I will put llilf out of my heart." Krica!'' The olonel ndvanoed with a half-doubtful look nud voice, while a great trcuib.iiig shook him all over like a leaf. "Yes," said I'.rioa, pulling both hands into his, w bile a great tear or two coursed down her cheeks. "For. ever! You love me! You would never forsake even a kitten that you had loved once!" "(iod do so unto mo nnd even in ire," solemnly spoke (he rugged, middle-aged man, "if I not be true lo you all my life-long, littlo Krica!" Thai wus all. They were married quietly, and Krica makes a good nnd loving wifo to the colonel, who cher ishes hor with a deep tenderness (iiat never Hags or fails. She is happy, and so, no doubt, is also liolf, tho recreant. Fur rccrcnnls do not always get their deserts in this sublunary sphere. The Ledger. Fossil of u Mil in modi Itcptilo. That i ii .- in l ii t ii tossil discovered on the hanks of Iho Montezuma Creek, in Colorndu, is not a myth. The work of excavation is now going on under the dircclion of an agent of Yalo Col lege, which has secured the remains. The reptile (for so it is classed), judg ing from its vertcbia', rib., etc., must have been at hn-t lut) feet lomr. The ribs measure eighteen inches in width. The bones arc embeded iu a hillsi lo of coarse sandstone, and distributed over a spacj of li'iO font. S imo of them have been taken out weighing a few pounds, and others him Jreds nf pounds. Prof. O. C. Marsh of Yalo writes to the Colorado Sun as follows: If any where near as largo, as represented 111! ti mi til ul is probably a dinosaur f i out tIi-3 jurnsic, perhaps similar to the ouo 1 named ailaniosaitru, which was found near Mniisou, iu our s:ate. Other specimens nearly allied have been found near Canon City in tho same formation. O.iicr very large reptiles have boon foun I in lhe ere taccom, especially iu C-iloiado and Wyoming, but none are known from the carboniferous. I have myself never been iu tho immediate region whero this new fossil is said to liavo been found, but the j uassicid wellde- ; vcloped cast and north of thoro, uiak- j ing it probable that it miy exist iu tho I locally named.- lor. laud Urago ii i ii 1 1 Apology or .lost, Which .' "I've been looking for you for a wool;," snid a powerfully built man iu loud and angry tones to a small but (ju'ck-wilted gciilleinan whom lie ac costed on Fifth avenue, near Twcuty-third-strcei, a few days ago. "You called me a liar publicly iu your club," lie continued, growing stilt more angry and clenching his lists ami gesticulating as the other smiled provokiugly. "What do you moan by it? Explain your remark or by Jove I'll thrash you hero and now." "Certainly, I'll explain," replied tho other suavely, "if you givo me an opportunity. 1 really did not mean to say what I did. You sec it was this way. I havo had the misfortune, lo lose a front tooth recently, and some how or other words will get out with out my knowing it. P. ovokiug, isn't it ?" Willi these words the lilt Ic man smilingly walked away, leaving his enemy iu doubt as to whether he had made an anology or added nn addi tional insult lo the already ovcrll ow ing measure. New York Herald. Canaries and Cayenne. A well-known (icrnian naturalist, Dr. Saiiermau, has publi-hed a num ber of curious observations on tho ar tificial coloration of canary birds fed with eayoiino pepper. Tho plum igc changos from yellow to red. The popper coutains nil oily matter and au irritating principle, and when these arc extracted by maceration tho pop-p-r loscsjitu coloring property; but if olive oil bj added to tho macerated pepper its coloring property returns. Hence the oil is considered the Vehicle of the color. While lions treated iu lhe nitiio wuy also becoino reddish, mid tho yolks of their eggs becomo a bright red. (1III.DREVS COLUMN. iinn'r hob the siri'3, mo-u: Pon't rch the birds of their es, hoyj; It is cruel and heartless and wrong; And remember, by breaking au emj, boys, V c may lose a bird with a song. When careworn, weary, and lonely, Someday a? you're passing alow:. You'll rejoice that the ejr wasn't broken, 'I t at ave you the bird with its sour. 1IIK J.litA.MtNi; KIULS. The other day when kit e lay sound asleep in die cushioned chair she uses for a bed I put a small piece of fresh beef on the cud of a toothpick nnd held it within half nn inch of her nose. After u few so-umls iho muscles of ilie throat twitched slightly, the mouth opened, tho jaws began lo work and evety detail of chewing and swallowing followed, after which she licked her lips; hut slin slept right on, nud she did not aw.-ik'i for some time afterward. Forest and Stream. Til AT IIIKII Wll.l. NKVF.lt SI; AliAIN. A gentleman riding with his family in the country, some (imo since, taw a beautiful bird. His sou, about font years old, noticed it and watched il with greai interest. The father thought ho would gratify him still more by a nearer view of its plumage, and, leaving the carriage, raised his gun and shut it. Tho little boy, his eyes swimming in tear, exclaimed: "Father, that bird will never sing ngain!" The father says that since that time he has never had the heart (o shoot a bird. A I.OoK lli:illM. Aunt Anna was old-fashioned, gen tle, keen withal, and a Quakeress. I was a frivolous girl, petulant, spoilt, and much given to finding fault with my neighbors. I well remoinbor lhe salutary re. proof Hdministercd to ine by my nuut Anna iu the following practical fash, ion. Wo were driving, quite a num. ber of us, iu one of those largo four seated wagons, so much iu voguo iu country transport. It was a hot , sul. try day, and a small buggy iu front scut an occasional oloud of dust iu our faces, which I looked upon as a per sonal griovance. Aunt Anna listened to my pclulcnt exclamations for some timo iu siieucc; then laying a cool initloned hand on my two hot ivstless ones, a half-sad, half-laughing light hor rnv eves, i she suid gcntlv: "Look behind Ihee. Dorothea, and consider." I turned around ns I wns bidden, and to my discomfiture I discovered thai our heavy carriage was inflicting the sumo clouds of dust upon the oc cupants in tho voliiclu immediately behind us. I remained silent for tho re-t of iho drive. II-jw often wa complain of thiso filths in others of which we ourselves are guilty ! New York Observer. sL" ItKTS OK SNAKK-i H VU.MlSi; A siiakc-chnrniur can, by a simple motion of his hand, ni ike a moving suiiko stop instantly. The reason is this: A snake is a inol timid animal. His eyes, as litis been said before, w hilo dull to color and form, arc quick lo motion, cspec iully if it is rapid. If any laigo thing moves very quickly loo near him, ho gels frightened and scurries oil'; while at certain distances the motion slops him if lo be moving. Ho stops from astonishment, fear, or the wish to see what it is that moves. Honco ho glides on, unconscious of the charmer's preseuco near him so long ns the latter remains perfectly quiet; tho siitiko doesn't know him from a (rcc or a rock, lint when lie gives a sudden evidence of life, the snake is astonished, and immediately remains stock-still. iu India nud Africa the charmers pretend the snakes dance to (he music, but they do not, for thoy never hear it. A snake has no external ears, and perhaps gels evidence of sound only through his skin, when sound causes bodies in contact with him to vibrato. They hear also through tho nerves of the tongue, but do not at all compre hend aound as wc do. Hut tho snake's eyes aro very much nlivc lo lhe inoMous of (ho charmer, or (o (lie moving drum sticks of his on federate; nud being alarmed ho prepares lo strike. A dancing cobra (and no other snakes dance) is simply a cobra alarmed and in a posture of attack. He is not danc ing to tho music, but is making ready to strike tho charmer. St. Nicholas. Little In It. Clara What is tho causo of Mr. Dc Noodles illness? Amelia He has a cold in lhe head. Clara Is Hint all? Amelia Yes; I'm afraid he hasti' much else iu it. MAKING MIRRORS. The Various Processes of an Interesting Industry. Quicksilver No Longer Used for Silvering Purposes. The Louisville Courier-.Iournal has nn article de-cribing the manufacture of mirrors in that city. The clear, unblemished glass is lirst placed On a table, wi h the pattern into which it is (o be cm underneath. Tho cutler with a niiijlo stroke of his diamond quickly reduces it lo the desired shape It is next taken lo tho rougher, whore it is beveled. Tho rougher consists of u revolving steel plale, which receives a limited quantity of sand, held iu suspension by a tiny stream of water flow ing from a hopper in the cenior. These disks, about two inches iu thickness at lirst, arc, by the constant friction, reduced iu two months' timn to very thin plates. The sand used in this process is yellow, and under Iho microscope presents a very irroi;iihir edge. This ruggediiess is deirod bceau it increases friction. (Smooth, white in ml is used, however, iu the manu facture of tlie gl'is. ) This yellow suid has been both sifted and washed before it enters the hopper. The glass now goes (D Iho eiuory wheel, wnicli straightens tho hovel to us exact width. Fjr this purpose a little wooden instrument, ea letl a ganger is used. I lie glass then trawls on lo the smoother. Tho smoothing stone is of a reddish appliance and about four inches in thickness. From the smoother the glass pas-.es ta what is known us the white wheel. This wheel is a circular section of willow wood, on which the beveled edge is ground with white pumice stone. The last stage in the beveling pro cess is now reached. It is culled rouging. This wheel is also n section of willow wood, covered this time with felt. Here tho bevel receives a high polish. The rouge used is a solu tion of iron, glass and sand. Its com position is a 6cciel the writer stir prised from the workman; eo dou'i you lull anybody. The glass plalo is now submitted to t he examiner, who indicates with while soap the slightest Biain or scratch. These- are removed by the blocker. l: places the glass on a fiat table covered with a Ibniiiei i.il ( ,,,..i .. :,i. .. r..i i.i.-.. i ..: it to a perfoe'ly smoo h, polished sur- face by tho muscular force, of his arm. Tho gln-s is now ready lo bo silvered. Mercury or quicksilver is no longer u-cd iu making mirrors, owing to the high rate of mortality Unit prevailed among I lie nion engaged in this indus try, indued, it is said that a perfect specimen of manhood ufier three years spent over the funics of quicksilver Would be reduced lo a wreck of his former self. The composition of puro silver now used is readily soluble iu distilled h it water. The plate of glass is placed on what is called a sil vering table. Tnis table, covered with ll.iiinel,is kept at a uniform toui. poi at mo by pipes of hot water undo, licath. Tho workman pours the so lution of silver fioin an ordinary whilo licit pitcher upon the glass. A half-hour later he lifts the eja-s from the tablo whero it has received an oven selling of silver. Tho wider has run oil' into the b'npkcts, then drained into the trough surrounding the tablo. The blankets charged with the surplus silver !r como valunblo in a icmaikably short lime. The siivori'xtracted from these together with th..t which runs id) in o the trough ami is procipitntod imo the tanks below is rclined in (he factory and then sent (o tho silver works, whero il ! ngaiu put into marketable shape. Many old mirrors arc brought here lo havo the silver tak::i from their backs and thus refined. If such imperfections ns pin-holes are found in iho mirror after it receives lis lirst coaling of silver, it is again subjected to similar treatment. The silvering process now finished, the mirror receives lirst a coat of shel lac, thou of redpnint, when it is ready (o be packed and shipped. Money in a Scalped Head. A. W. K d wards of K k Crook is lhe luckiest man that ever lost his scalp. About thirty years ago lie hired out us a teamster iu a wngou train going from Nebraska City to Fort Laramie lo lake supplies (o tho fori. He was Ihen a youth of Hi. When near Fort Lirainid (ho train separated, about twenty wagons going lo tho fort nnd the remainder of the truiu goiigto Oilier posts west. Young F.d wards was with thos (go ing lo the fort, nnd when wilhiu loss 1 1 1 it il two miles of their declination Ihey were surprised by lhe Indiuus. Wholly unprepared for tho a'lack, it wns nn easy mutter for the Indians to kill the men nnd plunder the tiaiu. KdwHids was using his revolver to the lel advantage when an a: uv struck his nun, au I, pa-sing tliixugh the ll-'sli, stuck fast in Ids side. A1 the same lime, his pony was shot ami fell upon him, and tin Indian look hi s scalp. Unconsciousness followed. W hen consciousness r. turned he found hims'.'lf lying on the ground, faco downward, :u 1 lhe iouy lying upon lii in. He raked his lead and looked around. Another man was lying near him, with (he blood still flowing from lii.s scalpless head, lie wondered if his bond was in the. same condition. He had little time to ascertain, for, hen: ing the Indians coming bacW, ho resolved to feign death. Unrying his face iu the dirt, he remained motion-le-,s. The Indians eaiuo up and rolled the pony oil of him, ami to make, suio dial ho was dead thrust an arrow into each heel. As lie r inailicd perfectly motionless, ihey pas-cd on. The firing called the attention of (he soldiers at the foit, and ihey came lo the rescue, but not until every man in lhe cara van was stretched upon the pariric and the wagons plundered. Y" nig Kdwards was found lobe Iho only smvivnr. Ib' was taken (o the fort and after a seven: illness of six mouths recovered. He is living now on a farm at Klin Creek, Nebras ka, w ith his wife and live child.cn. Ibit now comes the sequel, he is 10 go to the World's Fair to show to lhe people of tho whole world lhe only living man that litis had his scalp taken by the Indian., and for this he is to receive . 10,000 and his expenses din ing the fair, lie is nn excellent talker, and will be able to toll his story well and answer the numerous questions (hat will be asked him. Ten thousand dollars seems a good price for a scalp look, but iliers arc few who would lake the risk or have the neiveto feign death iu such a trying ordeal even for ijlO.ono. Omaha Hoc. The Ileauty of London Fogs. M Augustiu Fdon, in an ar.io'o on the buildings and dial itolcrisiics of lhe liritisli metropolis contributed lo a contemporary, has discovered that n Loudon fog, with the sun trying u liber through it, is idealistic nud sug gestive, as well as sometimes lime artistic in its ellecis tliau tho nionoto. nous liiininoMly of the south. A Thames fog, iu fact, bathes I.indon landscapes in a chaiming vagueness of outline. I, 'Union, on lhe whole, is, in the estimation of the French author, an admirable city, despite the uglino-s of its monuments and tho sordid leproii-uess of its slums. Its parks tiro nut gardens, but woods and mead ows, bits of living nature thrown like oases into lhe desert of bricks nnd uiorlar. l'.ven if Londoners had th: folly to biii d in Hyde Park or Ke ytnt's Park, ihey would always havo (ho Thames, so rich in varied aspects that au artist once said to lhe writer a steamboat between tiravesoud and Loudon It. idge that he had seen luring the river journey two hundred pictorial masterpieces. Thoro is likewise a subject for won. or, according lo M. Fdon, iu lhe iin" uieiMty of the place which imparts a special sensation, mid gives the idea of a life completed, and at the same lime p-'iiceful, laborious, subdued, and submissive to law. Tho French .in hor has also some interesting re marks to oiler on London buildings of nolo, A l'arsiaii iu London took the Law Courts for a big church, nud made the same mistake about While huM. M. Filon calls St. Pancras Ma- ' lion a feudal chateau of the hcejn- I uing of tho six Tenth century, while Fusion is a llaby'.oniaa or Cyclopean building, resembling the tomb of a prohiitorie. conqueror. London Daily Telegraph. Not Without Its Ailiiiiiliiircs. Of course,'' said a one-legged man. "there lira draw backs to having only one leg, but look at iho advantages. How much do yon suppose I save a year on shoes ? And take stockings. One pair lasts mo as long ns (wo pairs do most mon. Take the matter of getting your shoos blacked ; I don't have but half as many to black as most mon do, nnd it only costs mo half as much. As a matter of fuel I'd rather hsve two legs than one. Who wouldn't? but having only ono is by no 'moans without its advantages. New Yoi k Sun. lluther Hard. Bright Boy How is Hawaii pro uounced? Teacher Urn Ask your father. and (lieu you'll remember. Blight Boy I diil, nnd ho (old ma to nsk yon, so I'd remember. (Suras it uuiV bo awTul hnrd (o remember. ftiood News. Tho Building nnd the Huildor There's a structure to build while tho day (lies aparo, And the planner and builder are one; If a fragment should fall, there ran nought it replace, When the day with ts labor is done; Wc must build in the sunshine and build In the rain, And the day which Is 1 t we cannot re gain. We are buildiuR this structure as voars speed alomr, And the years are not many to man ; Are ive choosing a fabric attractive and strong " Do we closely adhere to the plan? lo we weave in the motto: "To do and to d ir.- ' And linger at eve to embellish with prayer ? Lillian s-. Webster, iu Atlanta C'ousll-tutiou. Ill .MOHOIS. All Iho year lound O angos. 1 1 takes the profes-ioiial fisherman (o tell catchy ymn. Nearly cverhody once owned tho smartest dog iu the world. "I! ( lies may have wings," said tho light-lisicd man, "but there aro no flies on my money. " Apparently the trouble with most medical experts i- that they know too many things that uiu'l so. Thai the talent for money making isn't a' ways a good thing many an im prinoiied e juiitcrfoitcr can testify. The shirt I'm completely dono up every few days. The peanut Poor fellow ! But 1 am continually roasted. "A little cltaugo of heir," remarked lhe old man as he altered his will, cul ling oil his nephew in favor of his typewriter. Did you hear about Willie being ex. lulled from tho Chappies Club?'' No, What for?" "lie introduced a follow who pays Ins bills." Visitor What havo you got au electric beb here in the kitcliou for? Cook Silly girl! Why, it's to call my missus when 1 want hor. Said the upper set of (ecth to tho lower, "Whutmakes you niclancholj?'' Said the lower lo lhe nppor, "how c iu I help being down iu (ho mouth ?" "Well, said Ciielc silas, who had been trying a turn in stocks, "thoy cull themselves bulls mi' bears, but tho 'ra tion reminded me more of monkeys an' parrots" A man w ith more money than wit asked his vaiet to see what time it was by the sun dial. "Why, master, it's durk," replieu tho n'lvaut. "Whnt does that mat tor Tiikcu caudle," was the intelligent reply. ColormloN Tonic Almosplirro Oii'j very noticenbh: peculiarity of lhe people was Iheir habit of speaking of the L ist us "home." "Al home in Iho Last we cad that Virginia-creeper," said one. "I go homo (o New York every few month," said uitothcr. "Wo long to go back Fast to our homes, but when wo get there tho cli in.ito does not agree with us, and wo hurry back lo Colorado." Thus was revealed lhe pecu.iar tenure Iho pbico has upon thousand-, of its citizen. But among llieui are very many who sny il is ciisiom ay for lvisteru folks to let their regard lor the Kist kcop warm until the moment comes when they seriously consider the idea if leaving Coloindo. At dial juncture they rcali. : lor the lii-t time the mairic of the mountain air and the hold it lias u;on thoni. F indeed ever seri ously think of leaving il afior one such consultation with themselves. But 1 musl say it is a very queer air. It keeps every ono keyed up to the trembling point, inciting the population to lire less, incessant effort, like a ceaseless bicatliiiig-in of alcohol. It creates a highly nervous people, and a ono man said, "il is sirango lo fancy what tho iileiatiire of Colorado will bo when it develops i s own romancers and poet, so stiong is lhe nctvo.is stiaiii and ui'Milal cxahn ion of (ho poole." O ic Would suppose alcohol unnecessary there; but, on (he con trary, there is much drinking. It is a dangerous indulgence. Among tho dissolutcs Suieid m are frequent. "If you stay hero a w e -k y u will read of two,'1' said a ciil.au. And I did. fll.uper's Magauie. The IVodiiiK of London. For the feeding of L nin a Ibtlo more than Illi.o.sM tans of meal, poul try and gmioial provi-ions were deliv ered lust year from the public lnarketa ii'one. This lo(al Was soma 15,000 Ions more liiau in any previous year. There was an increase) of over 19 per cent, in the supplies of American moil; 1 -1 - , -H.' animals pissed through one cattle market of tho metropolis, and 1 11.1110 through iinolhi)-, all going t supply ih : city with food. These ti ,'iiis( of course, only indicate a pnrt of 'lie s-.ipplie. Now York Sun.

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