ttljc !jatl)am ttccoru. II. A. LOIVDON, EDITOlt AND PUOPHIETOB. KATES ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, one inscrtion Oi c square, two insertions Ouo square, cne month . U.'t l.fifl 2.50 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advance. Forlnrgjr advertisements liberal ecu racts will be made. VOL. XV. PITTSBOKO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JUNK 2!), 18!).;. NO. ii. The Culm that Comes at Evening. There's a cnlm tlint conies t evening, Wheu the weary day is o'er, Tint's as soothing as the lullaby Our mothers sang of yore; And though the tiny he dreary, I can just forget it all, In the calm that conies at evening, Wbeu the twilight shadows full. I can sec my sweetheart's signal Prom her waving window blinds; I can feel her perfumed presence Wafted to me on the winds ; When I li usli my heart to hear her, I can almost understand Her sweel welcome In the wlinplo Of the wind-wave from her hand. When she lnuhs it'it like the music Of the ripples on the rills, And her breath is like the frngranee Of the (lower that deck the hi Is. And though the day he dreary, I can just forget it all, In the calm that conies at evening. When the twilight shadows fall. tl'y Warinan, in New York Pun. A CRITICAL SHOT. Where the Kentucky ISiver cuts its way through t ho bills or mountains, having upon cither b;-.;il; bold, rtiprycil dirts that lift their summits .100 to 1,000 feet ubovo the liver, thrro lived in the catlior tiny n settler by the nanio of Thomas Cooper, who, with his wifo niul child, a cli.ii in iny little girl of soino (J or 7 years of age, occu pied a nulo log cabin ut the baso of tho cliffs, somewhat back froin the river. Tho Indians frequently visited the rude home of the settler, uutl, being uhvays welcome I ami provided with such food as was in the larder, they maintained a friendly altitude. Es pecially wero they fond of the child, Jonnie, niul mote limn one big war rior hud sat on i ho "tut in front of tho cabin and liven to the ' :l lish talk of tho little one, or else n t some toy or jdiiyt Initfj from w'. twigs or pliant bark. In this manner scvaral years bad passed away, and Thomas Cooper had coiuo to feel as scritro as (hnug h ho wero within tho wails of a frontier fori. One evening' Cooper niul his wife were silting in their doorway when -suddenly a i-hadow fell across the threshold, and the next moment a tali savage, whoso reeling stops and blood, shot eyes told that he was intoxicated, appeared, staggered to tho log steps and threw himself upon them. His first demand was for tbcwaler, which was, of course, refused him on the ground that there was none in (lie house-. The Indian became cross and ugly, and dec a ed with oaths that if tho liquor was not produced he would murder the whole household. Cooper was a brave, determined man, anil although he saw tho neces sity ot the situation, yet he saw ho would bo compelled to prevent the savngo from executing his threat. Waiting until tho savage had inailo a demonstration, which ho soon did by attempting to draw Ins tomahawk, Cooper spravg at him, knocked him down and then quietly disarmed him and bound him where he lay. After a few moments of furioiis J raving the Indian rolled over and ic 1 1 into a drunken sleep. He did not awaken until next morning, but be fore he ditl to tliu settler had quietly icmovcd his bonds ami icstored the weapons, which ho laid by the sleep or's side. The savago on awakening loso slowly to his feet, felt his wrists as though the thongs had left a feel ing there; took up his weapons, nud without saying a word, left ami dis appeared in tho timbers that skirted tho river. "What do you think of that?'' asked the wife, turning to her hus band with a frightened look. 'Pshaw! Dju' troublo yourself about the drunken brute," answered the settler. Tho summer had passed away and they saw their drunken guest no more, lint as tho leaves began to fall the settler one day, while, returning from bunting on tho hills, and passing through a dense pieco of timber not far from tho house, caught sight of a figuro lurking in the bushes, which quickly disappeared when ho ad vanced to where it was. Tho figuro was that of an Indian warrior, ami Cooper would have sworn it was the same Indian w In-m he had knocked down tho previous spring. Tho news was not very comforting and so he did not tell his: wife any. tiling about it. "It will only alaim her," ho thought, "ami without per haps any good cause." Ho simply told her that ho had discovered bear tracks near by, and that sho and Jennie, must stay in or close to the housu timing bis absence. Several day afterward Cooper heard bis dogs in the timber down by the river, and knowing that I hey never Opened without good cause, he caught up his rille ami hastened to where the dogs were barking. They hud struck a fresh bear (rail, ami as lie had ar rived in sight they fairly lifted it, going oil' in a bee lino down the river. The chase, led him several miles, and when ho at last got a shot that finished bruin's career ho found that it was 3 or -1 o'clock in tho aftoinoon. Swinging his meat to a minll sap ling out of reach of cat or wolf, he started for home to get his horso and return and tako it homo that very night. Taking a near cut he reached the cabin from tho western side where the timber grew heavy up to within n few yards of the building mi, I so he could not sco the clearing, or what might be transpiring there until he hail passed through tho wood. Thus it was that when within a short dis tance of ids home he heard a wild, piercing scream, but ho could only guess that something terrible must bo taking plnco between the screen of branches, bushes and leaves. Utter ing a loud shout, that his presence might sooner be known, Cooper sprang forward like a deer, a great fear in his heart, for he had only too clearly recognized in that scream the agoniz -d cry of his wife. it took but a moment for him to get through the intervening timber and undergrowth, and as ho dashed out into tho clearing, holding his rille ready for instant use, he comprehend ed in ouo switt giatico all that had inken placo and what was further to fear. Near the end of the cabin, facing the rlitr, stood the mother, her face, its pallid as death, her arms outstretched, her eyes lixod upon the precipitous -nl dills upon which the figuro ot the Indian was struggliii;. "My child I My child!" was all the woman said, and Cooper saw that the bundle in tho Indian's arms was the form of their only child, Jennie. The Indian was drawing away and as he occasionally glanced backward and downward 'tho parents saw in his hideously painted countenance the full purpose that actuated the abduction. "(iod aid me!'' Cooper muttered as he raised his rifle, glanced through tho .dghts ami touched the tiigger. The Indian started violently at tlio shot. Ho was hit, but not badly, anil with a yell of triumph he kept tubing upward. "Too low by a couple of inches," said a low, cairn voice at tho settler's elbow. Cooper started as though he himself had been idiot. Where was this man from! Who was he? Neither had seen him ap proach. Hut there was no lime for an explanation. 1 ho stranger stopped quickly forward a few paces, firmly planted his left foot :n advance and threw us an unusually long rille, as though preparing to lire. "For God's sake, stranger, be care ful of iny child!" cried Cooper, while tho agonized mother uttered an audi ble pi aver. "It's our only chance. 1 know that Indian," was the short reply, and the sharp click! click! of the hamnicras it was drawn back told that the critical moment had coi.ie. By this time the Indian had nearly reached tho summit of tho cliU's. That he was badly wounded became more evident, as upon a broad lodge of rock he paused a moment. Tliit opportunity was 6e'.jd by the un known. Although tho Indian had taken tho precaution to hold the child up in front of ii in as a shield, covering nearly tho whole of his chest, his head was left uncovered. For one second, as it gained its po f i i ton, the rille wavered and then in . , a n ( I y became immovable, as though held in a vise. With clasped hands and staring eyes tho parents watched the tig u re upon which so much de pended. Suddenly a sharp report rang out, the white smoke drifted slowly away and, as the Vtou became clearer, they saw tho savage loise his hold upon tho child, reel wildly for an i islaut and then p'tch heavily forward upon the rock'. It may be imagined that the father lost no time in reach ing the place where his child lay, and in a few moments more the little one was in its mother's ar.ns. "Tell us who you are, that wo may know what name to mingle with our prayers." "My name is Daniel lioone," he said, and was gone. St. Louis Ue public. Monkey Talk, l'rofessor (iainer has written a loi ter to his brother in Au-tmlia, in which In: declares that he has "suc ceed, d beyond his wildest anticipa tions" in his excriinents with mon key talk in Africa. He says: "1 am safe on llm roast, just reeking wiih quinine, the proud possessor of a chitii- pany.ic that can tay 'Tenakoe I'akelia, whioli is, you know, 'Good day, stranger;' a gorilla that knows about twenty words of Fijian, and a feimdo orang-outang that has picked up 'Don tier untl bliiz-.-ir from my German valet, anil lias, judging from her ac tions, quite fallen in love with him. I have also got written down, which is more important, nearly two hun dred monkey words. Here are a few spelled phonetically: 'Achru,' moan ing sun, fire, warmth tVe. ; 'kiiktha,' inclining wa'cr, rain, cold, and, appa rently, anything disagreeable; godi ktt,' meaning food, the act of eating. You will see from this that it is a very piiiniuivo language. There are pcrhapo, not more than twenty or thirty wonts in it that 1 have not already got, so that my task is now practically completed. "When his battel y, phonograph and revolving mirror began lo work, ho says that the "gliikr of tho mirror soon attracted a host of chattering monkeys. 1 watched them for nil hour, and then cautiously uppronehed. They disappeared like magic when they saw me all but one, a chimpan zee. When 1 got close Ij it 1 found that it took no notice of me, but stood as if trauslixeil, with widely opcu eyes and dilated pupils, gazing at the mirror. There was a slight tremulous motion of the limbs and a spasmodic twitching of the ears. I could hardly believe it. Toe animal was hypno tized. It was making a guttural sound like 'acliru.' When I subsequently listened to tho 'gram' 1 found that u similar sound was frequently recorded thereon amid what was then lo me an unintelligible jumblo of monkey chat ter. 1 put the monkey in u bamboo cage, and on examining him about an hour afiei ward found him still under the hypnotic influence. I revived him with a good, strong sniff of ammonia and held a lighted taper befoie his eyes, lie was quite tractable and said 'itclirn,' and a few more tests satisfied in; that this word embodied the idea of heat, light, warmth, and brightness. Other words followed, and it was wonderful to lake note of his awaken ing intelligence." Chicago Herald A Clever Spaniel. A corrrspondcr.iof the Loudon F old, writing from Ivimber!ey,S nilli Africa, relates an instance of remarkable in telligence in a spaniel he used for retrieving. I was shooting wild duck (ho says) on the banks of the Dry llarlz liiver, which is more like an elongated bog than a river, and you can cross il nearly dry-shod at places. It was in the cvouing, duitiig tho flight of ducks up the river. 1 shot one or two, and the dog scrambled straight across tho river and brought one to inc; but on my subsequent knocking down half a dozen more, ono after another, tho dog went across, but did not return. I heard him splashing about, ami he appeared to go on the laud on the other side. When I had finished shooting I called the dog, and as he did not come I started to walk round on a drvish bit of ground to tho other side. When half-way I met Hash (the span iel) coming with a duck in bis mouth. 1 took the bird from hi.n, and as soon as 1 did this he whisked his tail in a pleased mutincr, and turned back in the direction he had come. I followed quickly, and be led me to a pile of live ducks ho had collec'cd in one spot, evidently so that he would know where to tiud them again, and bring them to me one by one. If this is not very nearly allied to human in telligence, 1 do not know what is. lie had killed tho winged ones, so that they would not run away, which was a very unusual thing for him to do, as he invariably biiugs winged birds alive to in'. Either he did not relish coming over the boggy ground laden with a duck, or else tbo birds wero falling too fast lo give him time, ami he adopted this expedient to save all tho ducks, ami himself trouble. 1 he lliiiiuaco. The huanaco, which is a small camel which is widely distributed in South America, has a peculiar instinct of lepaning lo some lonely, descried spot, when sci.i'd with the augs of death, ami removed from all i's healthy companions, succumlcng lo its last sickness in it mi'l of dismal yet poetic isolation, cays the (treat Di vide. Darwin and Fitzioy have no ticed this stiaugo custom, ami Mr. Hudson dwells at some length on its unique suggestions. "It looks, in fuel," he says, "less like an instinct of one of Hie inferior creatures than the superstitions ob-ervaneo of human beings, who have knowledge of death and believo in continued existence after dissolution." The Fiupire of Morocco is lb" most important state i hat is absolutely w ith out a newspaper. JAPANESE TRAITS. Loving Husbands, Exemplary Wives, Happy Children. Every Person Has His Own Table at Dinner. A bright woman correspondent writes from Japan : "Tlio other day, on one of my rare visits to the kitchen, I dropped my handkerchief and withdrew before discovering my loss. A few moments later, seated in my own room, I heard a whispering outsido the door, fo' lowcd by the entrance of my maid and tho waitress, tho former bearing a small salver, upon which rested the bit of cambric. It was gravely p c scntcd, and thou both retired. 1 heard after that its picscnco on the kitchen floor crea'cd quito a commo tion. Theie was an animated discus sion as to whom belonged the honor of restoring it to me, the cook claim ing iho privilege, on tho ground that il was found in his domain. Finally, u compromise was effected. The cook reverently picked it up and placed it on tho salver; tie; waitress brought it to the door, and then consigned it to tho maid, who, being my personal servitor, was the only one who could rightfully restore a personal belong ing. Fancy all this fuss about a handkerchief, w hich Susan or Mary would have pocketed quietly and then returned when it suited her." The same correspondent goes on to say : " Generally speaking, the Japanese men make kind uud atlectionato bus. bauds, the women being virtuous and exemplary wives ami mothers. The children are certainly the happiest little imps in the world; their parents spoil them, at the same lime never losing their control over them. I think the non-irritating naturo of the native diet has much to do with such' serene nerves and temperament. One never sees a child whipped in Japan; a mild slap on the head is (ho wort1 chastisement udiuiuistorcd. A bus baud has absolute control over bis wife. There is considerable pinching ami slapping done on occasions, for domestic jars nro frequent between Iiiuband and wife, and during such storms biting and scratching arc in dulged in frcoly on both bides. liui (lie greater physical strength of the man invariably leaves him master of the liebl, and the bclli'-rciits settle down all tho happier for their fracas. "Tho ordinary dining set in Japan looks liko an equipment for a toy bouse. Tho table is about eight inches high, and its top is a tray ahout eight inches square. Every person has his own table. IIo sits on a cushion, and the servant, a neatly dresod Japanese girl, brings him not his dinner only, but his dinner tabic. There is no common dining room in a Japanese house or hotel. Tho dinner is te;vod w herever tho guest wauls it. When ho comes into tho liousa fust ho is served with tea, which is kept handy in a metal canister anil a kettle placed on the 'hibachi.' Much economy is used in pouring out the tea. After pouring the hot water upon the h tivcs ami filling the cup, she placis it upon n metallic holder, and wiiil a bow pushes it within reach of the guo.t. The next sho provides a tobacco set, so that ho can smoke if he wishes Dinner is then served. On the tray will bo several covered dishes. Near ost the guest, in the right-baud corner, is a lacquer bowl tilled with miso soup. At tho left is a porcelain bowl for rice. On the other hido is a lacquer bowl, in which stew, fish, or vegeta bles will be served. In the middle is n cup for soy, a liquid like Worcester sauce in appearance. Salmon, trout, and other li-h uro served raw, with strips of radish. Tho diner with his chopsticks talei up a slice of fish and radish and dips llicui in tho sauce be foi'i carrying them to his mouth. Toward tho end of tho meal he will remove the saucer-shaped lop from his lico bowl ami pass it lo his attendant, wiio will place on it four slices of sonic pickled vegetable. These he will cat as a relish with his rice. The chopsticks are usual.ly wood, ten inches ! long. Incased in a paper sheath lliey : nre placed on the table with the dinner- j Tho cheaper ones given at a hold, ! are used only at ono meal. They arc ! merely cedar sticks. Tho better kind ; aro lacquered, ami thco tho guest, when he has fini-dicd, is supposed to wipo on a napkin. Chopsticks are grasped between Iho thumb and in dex linger. Tho middle linger is tin list between them to form a ful crum, and then tin y are used liko a tiny pair of tongs. All Japanese food is so prepared that a knife is a super fluity. Throughout the meal the ser vant girl sils closo at band, to be of tei vice if needed. She has with her a rice bowl, from which to replenish the one on the table. If the guest passes his bowl for this purpose, tho oirl always takes two tlips at the rice with her fl it ladle, even if the diner wants but one. The second dip is a ceremonial, but it is a custom which has been established for ages, and to omit it would be a grave violation of table c.iipirt'c ami hospitality. How Dip Prince Imperial was Killed. The death of the unfortunate l'riueo Im;erial of France, writes l)r. Fietl crick W. D'Fvelyu in the California is particularly (distressing when it l.iusl be admitted that on his idiouhlcis alone rested that fatal result. Naturally ambitious and daring even to fool hariliucss, one can scarce denominate hat spirit in the time of war, in the midst, of a hostile country, which proceeds independent of experience, rejects advice and sets at nought even ordinary precautious. It is suicidal, and the po.ir fellow paid a high pen alty foe his injudicious action. . The prime left camp on tint fatal d iv, at IboO in the morning, to recon noitre along the advance road for (he column, his escort coiiMsting of six of ihelrngular II sro and six liasulos (mounted K dlii-i. ) Meanwhile, some fifty Zulus were steelthily stalking their pn y, anil the KalUr sci vant, while tlrawiag water, surprised a Zulu who made oil' np the hill, 'i h;s circumstance was reported to iho prince. Looking at ids watch and finding that it lacked ten minutes of the hour, he retnarked to his trooper.-: "You can give your horses ten minutes more.'' Hut the men hail al ready gone into the grass to bring back the horses and were anxious lo getaway. The priiico waited for a few moment a fatal delay! The order "mount'' was given. There came a sudden crash, the long gr.-ss swayed to ami fro, and a volley rang out, and Iho Ztl us, bursting cover, charged l lie ill-fated men. The horsi s s erved and some broko away. The priucu's horse, a colonial, sixteen hands high (I have ridden him uiyselt and always found hiiu very lieivoui and tl ll't :ult lo liiiuul), bee. line so frith ened that the prince was unable lo mount. The poor fellow clung to the saddle bolster, as we afterwards found it almost detached from the pommel, but the air was thick with assegais flung by tho lloo.- fooled Zulus. The death of the prince sent a gloom over the whole camp, and every foot step of the way from the gory spot where ceased bis throbbing heart, uu. lil bo sleit in his temporary resting place on board the ocean transport, was marked with grief, admiration and great respect. A Snake f'hjtfil. A remarkable occurence loo!; placo lately in the ziologieal gardens at Hreslail. In the cago of tho lal-go snakes a South American boa con strictor contended for a rabbit with n very large python from West A frier. It did not tuecced, however, the python being the stronger of the two, and it withdrew. About two hours later the keeper found the same snakes fighting for another rabbit. As the keeper supposed that the boa, which was the weaker of the two, would again give up its prey, he left them lo tin insclvcs and went home. The next m lining bo was hoi r ir strickeu to lind that the iiuforluua e boa had not let go its hold, and had been swallowed by the pi thou as a pendant to the rabbit. Tho boa was nearly seven feel long and roircspond iiiirly thick. The python bad alicady swallowed one rabbit heforo the ono which proved fatal to the boa. Its ciicumfercnco throughout its length was from twenty-time lo twenty-eight inches, and its skin W:i9 expanded to doiib'e its usual size. The supposition that the snake might perhani not lu able to digest the boa proved false. Digestion only proceeded somewhat more slowly than usual. Fall Mall I'.itd-et. A Unit for Vegetarians. Next month the vegetarians of thi w. rid are to uing here lo demon strate i hat it is w holly unnecessary to in tin' ai n steel; yards. The congress i hey will hoi I will be under the direc tion of tho llicad and Food League of I, uelon. If prices of beef and mut ton go up a little higher, and bacon is made unpnrchasable as a luxury, as now seems likely, this congiesa will be uncommonly welc m l dining tho World's Fair if il be as e mvinclng about vegetables .11 butchers' bills havo already become about meats. "Corn liiead" Muipliy ought lo be on hand to give the veget ri ins the mosi delicious ai tit lo w ithin their own menu they have ever eaten. The oi dinaiy vegetarian knows nothing iilinut the esculent properties of Aineric m maize. Chicago Herald. StIEMim: M'KAI'S. A Brooklyn man has invented an olcclricul apparatus for automatically winding a clock. Tho Imperial Healih Ollicer of Berlin says that the juice of both the orange and the lemon is fatal to the cholera bacillus in a few hours. Doctor Schott ot Germany has been making soino interesting investigations of ocean currents, the height of wavct niul the rapidity of their progress. He explodes tho idea of waves "mountain high" and says that in tho worst storms they do not rise higher than from thirty-six to forty fee'. At a recent meeting of the Physio logical society of Berlin a paper on n M-rics of observations mido on the fasting man, Cettl, was read and dis. cussed. From this it appears that during his fast CVtti developed a con stant amount of iieat from the fat and protcids of his constitution which were consumed. The longest balloon ride on record is described by M. Maurice Mallet in L'Aoromiute. It was from La Vil. pette, Paris, to M'ahlen, in Cential Germany, and occupied twcnty-iix hours and ten minutes, from October 2: to the morning of Octobei 2.1, lf92 During one of its tlec :euts the baloon, as is characteristic of the border land, was stopped and examined by a Pi i s siau guard, who bad galloped after it for a considerable distance. A communication was lately made to Iho Paris Geographical Society on the strength of a. statement in a Itus siau newspaper describing a curious mountain in Podolia. This is said to rise abruptly from the plain with a grandly ragged crest composed of a broken circular liui surrounding a crater-liko depression. Tho wind mass is composed of limes o c, in which fossil corals abound, and the Inference drawn is that this is, in fact, a full-sized fossil tertiary atoll. The name of the mountain is given as Miodoborski, but it is called Toltra by the natives. It is believed, according to P. L. Siiiuuoiids, F. L. S., that there are live limes as many insects as there are species of all other living things put together. The oak alone supports l."0 species of insects, and L'uo kinds make their homo in ibe pine. Forty yenrs ogo Humboldt estimated that the num ber of species preserved in collections was between lii.tn'i) and 17i,00, but scientific men now 6ay that Ihcro must bo more than 7u0,ihji, without taking into account the parasite creii 'uics. Of the ;ij,M00 species in Fu rope, however, not mere than :?,.rwii tire nrxious or destructive. There arc more tlnitl l"0,0n0 kinds of beetles- Curiosities About ('ranges. The namo "orange" is fiom the Ltd iu uvrioii, meaning gold or of golden color. The fruit was originally a small bitter berry about the size of a common eai ly Kichinond cherry, ami very seedy. It has been culiivulcd in Hindustan from a very remoto period and was taken from that country to Arabia and Persia in the F.ighth or Ninth centuries. It is said to have received little or no attrntiou from cultivators of fruits in cither of the countries last mentioned above, piior to the beginning i f the Tenth Centu ry, there being a tradition that it was a "cursed" fruit sent by Mohammed to destroy the unfaithful. This reminds me that our common tomato was formerly supposed lo bo poisonous, it now being less than fifty years since it was only grown as a garden curiosity. Pun to ihe orange: In the Tenth and Fleveuth centuries tho horticulturists of O.n.iu ami Syria began the cultivation of the ttee in earnest, the fruit going under the name of "bigarade. " l!y the end of tbc Twelfth Century it had beeomj quite abundant in all th l countries of iho Levant, the returning S ildicrs of the. Cross tCiiistideis) bringing it wiih theui upon their return from Jerusalem. It was well known, but not exten sively cu!li.ited iu cither Italy, Spain or France boforo the middle of iho Sixteenth Century, four bundled years after its introduction in i the lies l named country, the bindiaiice. being a survival ni-d an addition to tho old an'.i-Moli immcd. in tradition, viz: That tho use of the fruit would cauo iho partaker to enroll himself with the iegion of Islam whether ho desired to or no no. The Spaniards finally atlcmp'cd and sueceded in cultivating it in their West Indian colonics, aid fiom theie it found its way into Florida, Central America, Mexico and California, a!, ways improving iu si.o and flavor un. til it ber ime what il is to-day, one of the niosv poifect of fruits. The Least ofThrso. f he had little of earthly beauty, !"he had less of curtly lore; Hie climbed by a path 60 narrow, Such wearisome burdens bore! And she came with lier.rt a-treinblc, To the wurdor at heaven's door. And said : "There were hearts of heroes ," Mie said: "There were hsiids of might;" I had only my little children, That called to me day and night; I could only soothe their sorrows, Their clnldisii hearts make light." And she bowed tier head In silence, And hid her face in shame; When, out from a burst of glory, A form majestic cune; And sweeter than all heaven's music, I.o, some one called her name. Icar henrt, that huth self-forgolli n, That never its own has sought, Who kei-iieth the wi-ak from fading, To the King hath jewels brought : I.o, what thou has dime for the children, fur the Lord hnu'ell bus wrought!" Woman's Journal. Ill M OKU U.S. The Bridle Path The middle aUlc. The world is full of people who arc rich because they couldn't sell out when they wanted lo. "Time's seliloqu'z'd Bagley OS he camo out of fio pawn-hop where ho had just left bis watch. "That was a vane attempt," as the gentle breczj remarked when it gave up trying to turn the rusty weather cock. Drowning M in I) J throw mo a life belt. Passenger (a tailor) Most happy to oblige. What size around the waist, please? Small Hoy (iu a hurry) Will joa please come and sec my father; he's very sick. Abscut-inindc I Doitot Yes, with pleasure. roiiteiituielit is indeed it bliss lis value. I'.mcuIi. is hazy ; l-'or when contentment really comes, You're certain I" grow lazy. "Well, here is your cell," soid the warden. "Please don't call it a cell," said tlie gent cniauly embezzler. Why, not call il a state rcnmP" I pstivctc Ildlo, young man! Who are you working for now? Highreine (gloomily) S'nce I moved into the Higl lo.ie bints, for my landlady nio-t- Man (ge't ii ; shaved, to baibei U'li. t politician did you shave with Ibis ra 7. r la-l? P. irber Why do you Hsu? M in P.- cause it has a strong pull. Daughter '1 he count comes of a Very old family, papa. Papa Yes, I know. His father and mother kept a fruit stand and both lived lo be past iiiiuty. I leggy Saplo.id Do you weally be lieve ilial absence makes ihehcait gwow fonder? Miss SomeUranc Yes, indeed. 1 think twice as much of vou w hen vou are somewhere clso. The r.mperor an. I the Mamlurln. The favorite horse of Iho Chinese Fmpeior Tsi having died through iieo'egenco on iho part of the master of the horse, the Fuiperor, in his rage, would hive run that functionary through with his sword. The Man darin YeiH-Se, however, parried the blow, saying: "Sire, this man is not yet con victed of ill" criinc for which he de serves to die." Well, then, tell him what it is.-' "Listen, you scoundrel," said ihe Minister, "to an nmmoriiiloii of ihe crimes which you have committed. First, yon have allowed a horse to perish which the Fmpeior bad in ti listed to your safe keeping. More over, it is owing to you that our sovereign became so exasperated that ho was on iho point of killing you with bis own baud. Lastly, it is your fault that he was about, to disginco himself in ihe eyes of everybody by kil iug a man for a borne." "Let him go," interrupted 1 ho llm. prror, who understood tho lesson; "1 pardon hiiu." L' M-nide U'.iistie. How Kings i:iluinge Calls. "I was iu Swccden,"' Mr. Stewart said, "when Kniperor Doiu Pedro of Brazil paid a visit to that country sev eral years ago. Ho was not there by special invitation, but was merely linking a plca-ure trip. King -cnr was out in his ci'iinlry palace. Ho came lo li.wn, bad bis palace opened and si tu bis carriage lo llui etor Doin Pedro's bold. Tbc latter was conveyed ut once to Ihe residenco vt King Oscar, lie iciuaiiied about twen ty minutes. Then he w in driven buck lo his hotel. As soon ns the imperial carriage returned to Iho palace King (I i"ir entered it and was taken to Doiu l'edro's hotel. Ho remained twenty minutes. An hour later King O-ear's town home was closed again, and be was on his way back to bis country residence. The entiro cere, in uy did not iccii;y over two hours.'' New York Prci.