fciraiW'tniiiwiiiwwitiii t II. Am -LOINUOIN , EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, BATES ADVERTISING Olo square, one insert ion-'3;i,- tl.CO Oc square, two insertions - 1.50 One square, one month S.80 For lancer advertisements liberal (on $1.50 PEE YEAR Strictly In Advance. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, MARCH 12, 1896. NO. 21). VOL. XVIII. nets will be made. Is Life Worth Living. Is life worth living? Yes. so loug As spring revives the year. Ami hails us with tin' cuckoo's song, To show that sin- is lion' : 80 long as Mny or April takes, In smiles anil lours, farewell, Ami wilil flowers dapple all tin1 brakes. Ami prlmnws tho ih'll : While children in the wooillanil yet Adorn their little laps With ladysmoek and violet. And ilalsy-ehain their caps; While over orehard daffodils Cloud-shadows float and Meet. And ousel pipes and laveroek I rills. And young hunt buck and Ideal : Ho long as that which bursts the bud And swells and tunes the rill. Makes springtime In the maiden's Mood, Life Is worth living still. Alfred Austin. "A HOUSE TO LET." It was advertised in Hit? papers after this fiiHhion: "A bijou residence, uitnlilo for sin ill family, charmingly situated on one of t ho loveliest reaches of tlin Thames. A house if titiiijito design nml exceptional Mili tary arning-'iiieiits ; sloping garden to rivor, bout, limit lions-, stabling, fruit garden, etc." Yet despite 111" alluring character of tli in announcement, the bijou resi ilotioe went through two seasons unlet its notice boards leaning lower nml lower aa the. seasons went 011 over the (done bo-fringed garden walls, with put In t ic ii responsibility. At. length, simultaneously, one morning in laic July, two people Cntlght t ho low of lli;it 11 11 tli 111 iifi: 111: lit from oppoito corners of Kng laml the oiiu 11 iiiiiii, the oilier a woman, nnd they lirnt their faces in its direction. A geographical lis well iih 11 railway tillli! hook, tlisp, tlsalion decreed also them two people slmuM make their debut hiuiulatlieoll-.lv nt the little wny mle station, situated suiiie 1111I0 ami 11 ball" from tho li.jou residence 111 qiu-s-tioii. After that, h"u much fate or destiny had to do with it? How mueli man? How much woman ? It -mains problon1atie.1l. 1 defy two people of tbo opposite sexes to wnik for 11 mile nml a half along a boxed-in country rijl m. nnd not be oppressively conscious id of .veil other. I defy n iiiiin possessed of lie- '1 ghtost moiety of taste not to pick out the various beauties of that woman if she have them, and briefly tubulate them on the retina of his up !rorintion as ue walks. I defy her, if she have tigrniu of that coquetry whieh is said to be innate in woman, not to display those beauties to the best ad vantage for his especial delectation. And wh it woman ever walks along a country road rich in wild flowers with out Mopping every live minutes to pick some. Fiuiilly, the two drew up at tho garden gate, if not simultaneously, almost so, the man pushing the goto wide for her and waiting, nod they arrived face to face under the trellised porch. The worn. 111 had put a huucli of scarlet rowan lo rries (iu her lint, 11 corresponding bunch in her waist band. She held sutlieii nt wild gras ses mid flora iu In r arms to decorate a font ut 11 harvest fustiv.it. Iter dark gypsy face had caught a glow from these berries ; her dark eyes shone ; bite was not young, the man thought, but extremely attractive. The sound of advancing footsteps footsteps presumably of thu caretaker roused him from his temporary nberrntion. II occurred to him that speech was the only thing possible, to save the situation. lie raised his lint, displayed a grizzled but patrician Lend, nml smiled. "Is the house let then?'' ho asked. Tho woman showed a gleam of teeth under the rich undulating eurvo of bt-r red lips. "That was jn d tho question I was going to put to you," sha answered. "No," he said I have merely come from Dorchester to look at it." "And I Imvo come fiom (homer." In the pause of whieh announce ment, n woman, 111 Hun-bonnet nml clogs, with that retieeuen which the call taker exhibits when she does no' want to let tho house, slowly op. -nod the door. Sin) moved back, tanking room for them to enter, making at the Kami; tine 11 depreciatory move ment with her bare nrui". "It's all Very nice 1111' convenient, like," sin: tciid, indicating tun tiny dr iwing-i 00111 on tho right, the tiny iliu;iig-roo;n 0:1 tho loft, the Lilliputian kitchen in per dpcetive the narrow stairway inter vening "fur 11 bachelor, or 11 spinster, but not fur them as is married. For them us is married nu' I flatter my self as I knows, being myself n mar ried woman, this 'ere bijou residence nin't 'all, ior yi t quarter largo enough. A man may be i s fund o" his wife es ever it is possible for 'iiu to be; a woman mny be es fund of her iisbsud us 'it ever ken be, but they don't wunt to be knocking up ngiu ench other nil the livelong day." Here tho figure in the rowan berries summarily disappeared into the tiny drawing-room. The tall pntriciau man, preteruntm ally embarrassed, strode into thu tiny dining-room and the garrulous caretaker wns left to finish her speech to empty beeches. She imagined herself to bo a woman of singular penetration, however. It was her boast that she could grasp a situation at n gla lice nnd take it all in. Thercforo she win by 110 means dis concerted till a flutter of skirts smote her ear, mid tho woman with the rownu berries reappeared, tho man having gone upHtairs.sayiiig in a whis per, with indignation tracenblo iu every word : "That gentleman is a perfect stranger to me. I imvo never seen him before today in mv life. Wo i chanced to arrive nt tho station to I gel her. And now you can go. There ' is no occasion for you to follow me ' over the house I prefer to look it t it ' alone, Hy the bye," she added, "1 should advise tho owners to put it in other hands. You evidently don't j want to let it." It does not take long to look over 11 : six-roomed cottage. In ten minutes i the m. 111 was out on the slope of gar den in the rear looking idly uli- inl ol i him across the reach. Ho hud seen j in n flash through the rtair e.ise win j dow tho rowan berries going upstairs. He caught in 11 ll i-.il now tho rowan : berries coming down. "Would she go st r.iight out by the hall door?" h.i a-.k.-.l himself; "or come into the gai d mi?'' A rustle of the silk skirts coming down the path towards him, n glimpse of a coup ly figure silhouette I momeli tnrily against tho pendent ivy, was the ngleeable all-aver to tills query. "As we have both com.; mug dis tances, and indisputably upon the Mime quest," she begun, "it is but fair, in leed, the right and civil thing to do, I think, to it si; you if you have come to any decision about the lions.? I believe" hero her eyebrows went up and she nlinwc 1 a gleam of teeth "in all business mutters man takes precedence. " "Hut iu matters of sentiment," he interrupted her, "woman." ".Sentiment?" she said. "Do you think, then, even in her business tran sactions, 11 woman is necessarily senti mental?'1 "I certainly do," he answered. Sho moved on down nearer the flagged edge of the resell, and stood looking away across it to the green meadows opposite, eaeii detail of her : charming person duplicate I in the : water with distracting iuv irucv. 'Ah, if yon knew me better," she ' said, "you would lind that I 11m a most prosaic creature. 1 threw aside seut'tneut ten years ng 1, when 1 threw aside my youth. My b-'iid nt this mo ment, it you could s 'e the workings of it, is full of the prodest specula tions as to tho dr. linage of the cot tage, the exact character of the soil on which it stands, lor 1 haw a strong siisjiieiou th it it is built up in ciav. 1 am propounding, too, whether 1 like the kitchen rang-. Tho scullery : sti liics me iis having been thought of nfter wai (1 ; and about the bathroom . fittings I am j 1st wondering. It ; seems to me they nre inadequate, as j compared with the flowery suggestion df sanitary perfection conveyed iu tho Daily Telegraph ; and, well, the drawing mid dining rooms nre cer tainly rather circumscribed, aren't they ?' "Yet, nt the same time, you nro agreeably pleased, 011 the whole?" he suggested. "On the pliticiple that nothing, even in six-roomed cottages 011 the banks of the 'I'll ones, eau entirely reach the fulness of our expectations, yes. " He smiled, nml sptvnd his hands. "In that respect tho b.'st of in am lis little children, ever si'.irehing after what is abs ilutoly impossible in this world -perfection," hennswere I. "Yes, why is it? We should not like it if wo could get it either. Yet we search, search, search, and waste our whole lives." Sho turned her arch glance towards In 111 and waited. "It is our disease. I'eihnps it is put there purposely, that we should not grow too fond of living. ISesides and hero comes tin) irony of it if everything were perfection wo should not know it." "No, wo should wnnt counteracting foils, like mile-stones, to dnnv us it is perfection." Her eyes traveled up the green slope towar d the house, and n'.:e ii-lded, levelling to it. "Hut you, urn nlso like this bv no menus fault h s. b.joii residence. Yes, 1 cull H-'o by your luce your face ii-sur'S me tii it you hive seen something today I hat pleased you." He dropped his hazel eyes upon her nnd lenucd on his cane. "Yes," he said slowly; "I have cer tninly seen something that pleases mo today. Hut," he ndded quickly, "1 mil willing to waive priority, if I have it, which I doubt, in your favor and buck out of all competition with re gard to the bijou residence. After all, whnt docs it signify? 1 inn a bachelor, anything will do me." "And I n in a spinster," sho said with n smile. "Why should not any thing do for me?" "For all their never 'nvin met till this Yro morning, they seem to bo mighty friendly," observed tho care taker, watching their depnrturo down the shady road together later. "It koi ins to mo to be more n quest inn of taking each other than tnking tho house. They nin't said nothing about tho house one way or t'other, but they have said n good deal about cacti other judging by their eyes." Tho woman picked morn wild flowers ns she went back, the m ill as sisted her. Midway ib wu the dusty lime they rested oil n fnileli oak, the victim of a recent cyclone, and told each other their biographies. At tho inn, close to the railwny, they lunched together in the inn parlor, criticisng the pi opi ietor's ideas of ni t nftei wards, a task ol elastic quality according to the degree of opportunity for lingering desired. And she sho never looked prettier, even iu her palmiest days. Have you ever traced the genesis of an acquaintance? It may be quite ns capable of wide advances and un dreamed conclusions in I he genesis of speech. Yon may begin in the Tropiil of (lane. r iiu 1 end in Siberia; or you mny begin in Siberia, and end iu tlni Tropic of Cuii'it; it's all a matter of chance. Hut this man and this woman beg-in and end". I iu t h Tropic of (.'an cer, nnd so there was a maiiiii:;o in the papr; but the bij-m residence is still unlet. St. Paul's. J.qii i's SI 7, !):.H: ('.itlicilnil. When foreign architects visit Japan nnd see the cathedral of Id iism for tho lirst lime, they nro g uera'ly as tonished nt the inaguilie nt structure. It is ex 'cut d in pure oriental style, and is richly oriiaui Mited with cirv- ings. 11. Ito, a fmioiis builder of Xagovn City, designed it. The struc ture wns commence 1 in I S7-, tin I w is completed last year. The cost h is been estimated at seventeen million dollars. It would have greatly ex ceeded this riinoii it had not ntriihcls of l!u ldhists worked wituoilt any I-i colilpelise. As tho striie nre neared completion tho committee linviug the work iu charge was niu.di perplexed ns to tire insurance. TIhv found that no com pany would assume the risk on such a valuable wooden structure, the dan ger of destruction by lire being very great, and thus the premiums would amount to an enormous stun of money. At last the committee decided on n design devised by Dr. Taiinb.'. Numbers of powerful fountains were constructed, boih exterior mil in terior, which can be made to piny on all parts of the structure at the same time. Usually only one great orunniciit.il foil ii tai n is playing, rising to the great height of l."7 feet. This is pro bably the largest artificial fountain iu existeuc , emitting S'i.OSd gallons per hour. In case of lire all the water pressure is directed through the num bers of exterior and interior foun tains; thus every pait of tho structure, both inside nml outside, could noon bo drenched, nnd any conllugratiou soon extinguished. Washington Star. To l'reveiil Smallpox Pitting. The human skin iu a condition ol health may be mllamcd by light of great intensity, and iu nu-illpox tho already inll inie.l skin seems to bo ns sensitive to the ehennenl rays ns n photographic plate. This discovery has led to recent exj diluents in tli6 exclusion of t!io actinic rays of sun light from smallpox pilictits, to pre vent suppuration and pilling. From nn account by Dr. X. K. I'imeu, ol Copenhagen, it app-eirs that the treat ment should be com meiieed ns early n possible, thai, the chemical rays should bo caietully shut out by window gbissj of ii deep rod color or bv vetv thick I curtains, that the patient may safely use weak candle-light when taking hii meals mid that uiitiual divliglit must not be admitted until tho vesicles have ! dried up. This treatment does not! interfere with any other that in ly be j considered necessary. In several eases of unvaeeiiiated children suffer ing from smallpox, one physician, nl first skeptical as to the iiiflimiieo ol Hie red light, was surprised nt the favorable course of the disease, as tli vesicles did not siipperate, there v.u no secondary fever, and no pcimntiiu pitting resulted. imi.lHtKX'S COLUMN. t.ini.K rv-AM-nr. Little Mr. Ily-imd-By. You will mark him hy his cry, And the way he loiters when ( nlleil again and yet again. ('In in if he must l"iive his play TIioiikIi all time ! holiday. Little Mr. lly-aud-liy. Kyes east down and mouth awry! Iu the mountains of t ti moon He is known H Pretty Soon ; And Iii'"m cousin to Don't Cure. As uo iloiihl you're well aware. Little Mr. liy-and-liy Always has a fretful 'Why'.'" When he's llskeil to enlne nr Ko ; Like his sister - Susan Slow. Hope we'll never you nor I-- lie lik.-Jlr. Jly-niid-liy. Cl.iroN Si'oi.laiiu in St. Nielinlas ( A 1IOI.I IA V IlINSF.K. Hurrah! Washington's birthday, and no school. Outdoors they all ran Jimmy nnd Jacky and Chubby nnd Fidgets. It had been thawing all night, nnd tho snow was soft and sticky, jut right for snow balls, nnd perfectly splendid for snow men ! Jimmy rolled up tho snow, .lucky shaped it into figures, Chubby ad mired, nnd Fidgets b irked. Soon they had quite a group of snow slat lie's. Here was ieuer.il Washington with his cocked hat and cue; the lace was carved with an old kitchen knife, mid miinima said it was really a like ness. (.' rii wull is hung his head, be cause he had to surrender, and Helie diet Arnold looked so cross that Fid gets growled at him. "Now for a statue of America!" shouted Jacky. S ion a stately figure towered above the rest; nil t hat was wanting was a sceptre iu her hand. "Take n cob of corn," suggested Cubby. "It looks so goldy." So America pointed her corn scep tre at the Revolutionary heroes. Then the children ran into dinner, they were so hungry ! Hut what do you think? Mrs. Red Squirrel was keeping holiday, too,nud she was just starting out to do hei marketing. She peeped from hel door first one way and then the other, and when she saw that Fidgets wns no where iu sight, she gave a chuckle.nml slid down from the oak tree. She cocked up her snucy little heinl nt Washington nml the others; then she made a bold dash at America, and knocked the seeptro right out of hel hand. Next she gnawed off some ol tin; corn, and stuffed it into her shopping-bag, which, by the way, was In i mi ii little mouth. "My dear, what a baigain-liiiiitei you lire!" said Mr. Rid Squirrel when she came home. He even curled up hit, tail iu the latest style, ami started out to help her carry home her bundles. Up mid down the tree they scampered with their cheeks pulled out like rubbei balls, till they hud brought iu the lasl loud. Just as their tails w hisked ii at the hole, out rushed the children agai ii. ".Somebody has stolen Amoricn'j sceptre!" i-creained Jacky. "Somebody has gnawed it all up!" piped Chubby. And Fidgets barked. J. nt the squirrels lay still in t hull hole, nnd didn't care a bit. They ate their holiday dinner, nnd chuckled to themselves. - Youth's Companion. Carious Fraudulent Claims. A curious state of affairs is shown by a report of the State Prison Asso ciation. Itsnys: "It may seem strange to those who hnvo never given the subject much though, but thero are men to-day posing as ex-convicts who hnve never seen the inside of a prison. "They know that the friendliness ol such men provok-s much sympathy, anil they lake advantage of t his k now I edge. They frequently eomo to tho Association for help, but are detected immediately by means of our records, lintsj of names which we receive every month from various prisons, and through questions as to prison life, commutation of time for good behav ior, Ac. "-New York Herald. A Mo led z ir. Although the v iung , ir has been on the throne for more then a year, it was only the other day, that ho donned, for the first tim-Mho ep iiilottesnml in signn of n general. Until now bo has contented himself with that simple, and unobtrusive dark-green uniform of Col onel of infantry of the guards which he was accustomed to wear whilst still e.iiroivitz. Ho would doubtless have continued to remain simply n colonel hud he not been urged by Ins miliary nil visits to nssnin Iho rank of a gen eral a sinoio -'el'lting one who, by virtue of his imperial crow n, helds ipso facto tho position of generalissimo ol nil the armies of the Russian empire, Till: REGULAR ARMY It is Small Numerically, But of The Highest Grade. Wliat the Applicant Must Do to Get Into the Ranks. It seems to be tho general belief, perhaps beennse the United States in my is Hiii till iu number, that its tile is iiiiulo up of rather inferior men. I'robably this idea was always wrong. Certainly it is today entirely unfound ed, for the very good reason that tho standard by which applicants for en listment nro mensured is higher in the United States than iu any other coun try iu tho world, nud tho boys who wenr tho blue are as line specimens of healthy and intelligent manhood as were ever mustered under a ling. (July unmarried men between twenty one and thirty years of ago aro now accepted, and most men nro at their best physically at that period of life. The applicant is allowed to state whether ho wishes to go into tho foot or the mounted service, mid his de sires nro generally respected. For infantry n liinu must not bo loss than live feet four inches in height, nud weigh not less than 128 pounds, nor more than 1!M) pounds. For cavalry the height must not be less than live feet four inches, nor more than live feet tell iuehoH, while tho weight and chest Measurements are as follows: For a mini !i ft. 4 fn.tall.wdfrht las pounds, ele-st :L 1-i luetics. For a mil ii 5 ft. 5 in. tall, weight l:ia pound?, chest .'I I indies. K ir a man ft. ii in. tall, weight 1:IJ pounds, chest :n 1-2 inches. 1'i.r a man 5 ft. 7 in. t ill, weight 1.14 pounds, chest .14 lliclie.s. l-'or a man 5 ft s in. lull, weight HI pounds, chest .'It indies. For n man 5 ft. !' in. tall, weight 14H pounds, chest :t4 1-2 inches. For a man j ft. 10 iu. tall, weight 1 ..') pounds, chest .'ij inches. If tho regulations should be stretched so as to let in a taller man than tire feet ten, then his si.j must increase in similar proportion to his height. For instance, a man, six feet one in height must weigh 17i pounds and have a chest measurement of lid 1-4 inches. Indeed there is uo judice against tall men, but they aro scrutinized very carefully and must be symmetrical also. When the applicant goes up for ex amination he is weighed, measured nnd described by a sergeant, and a blank tilled out whioh when complete, reveals every possible thing about the applicant's physical structure and con dition. This is scrutinized by the recruiting oflieer, aud then the appli cant goes before tho surgeon and is stripped that tho iupilie.il men may verify the previous examination. Thin is done iu the most minute way and a certificate that is as exact as may be is given. If he bo accepted the recruit is sworn to the service by the recruit ing ofli-cr, nud if the enlistment be iu New York he is scut to David's Island and from there to tho command with which he is to serve. Men are not enlisted especially for the artillery, but tho most intelligent of those who go into the mounted forces lire selected for this nrm of the set vie.) w hen there nre vacancies in it. The artillery, therefore, is composed of picked men, and this accounts for the splendid bearing of these soldiers whenever they are seen ou parade. The term of sorvico in the army is now three years and tho number of men about 'JD, 000; and therefore it is necessary to securo each yonr by en listments and re-enlistments some thing like 7,000 men. About 1,000 of these are re-enlistments of men who become attached to the servieo or who acquire what might be called tho nriiiy habit. Tho examination of a iiinn w ho has served one enlistment or nmie mi 1 has n good record is naturally loss severe than that given to a new re el nit, tor the man of ixpiiienec may have acquired bieinislu s as incidents of his service and these, unless di bili" tiling, nre quite propei ly not counted agninst him. The man of experience, too, is eoiisi b red n much more valu able soldier tlinn the novice. The m In me of the statute under which recruiting is done, while it en courages re-i iilistineiit, also provides for tii" pi-obiibln return of discharged niidieis to civil life. Now, when a ii. .in is discharged he is not re-enlisted li'itil three ninths niter that time if he cue lor such n furlough, so that he cm have a t.isio of c:il life, and this peiio.l is counted ns a part of his ser- l if.'. I'i ovi -i ii la mid' fir the retire -ne n ; of soldier-, after thirty years' ser v.e, mi tt'ii i-loortln pay and three foil lioi iiiiiutatioii for clothing and mil .! iiiotine, tho allowance to bo made i n ilni b.if-is of the pay that was jre r4 iy.1l hen the retirement occurred. Thus ft was s a il that tho government looks after the old soldiers with much consideration. A privato receives Sid a month for tho tirat two years of enlistment, and 814 n month for tho third year if ho has served faithfully, and thi writer was informed that a careful man could easily save 8:'00 during the three years. This would seem to bo impos sible, but it should be borne i:i mind (hat n soldier's clot hing, quarters and food ure supplied to him. Consider ing theso facts, in connection with tho advantages of the post schools., libra ries, gymnasiums and canteen, a term of service in the United States nrmy cnuuot be considered as other then a wholesome and beneticial experience. To those who fret nt restraint nnd who cannot submit themselves to discipline an army experience is likely to bo very valuable unless the lawless soldier be driven to desertion. Thero are less than forty recruiting stations at present in the Uuited States nnd these nro scattered over the country from Boston to S in Francisco. Last November uhont I recruits were secured and Hoston supplied more than any other station, N- w York next, St. Louis next, then St. Paul, then Albany. For many yi nrs after the civil war the majority of the enlisted men were of foreign bll lhaud many of them were not even cit.i ti-. Now, uo mini is eligible who is not a eit zeii or who has not made legal declaration to bccouio a citizen nnd can speak, read and write the English language. J ml 1, the groat inijoriiy of the recruits to-day nre native born, though many of them nre of foreign parentage. There are post schools nt which soldiers who desire it can ac quire, free of cost, a fair F.ngllsh edu cation. Not ninny enlist fur the sake of this advantage, but very many young men, once in the service, take advantage of these schools mid on ac count of the instruction received re turn to civil life much better i quipped for self-support nn I the exercise uf intelligent citizenship. Detroit Free I'ress. Cocaine on the Itnce Track. , Within a recent period eocnine has come into use ou the race truck, as a stimulant. Horses that are worn and exhausted, or are uncertain as to speed and endurance, arc given ten to lilteen grains of cocaine by the needle under the skin nt the time of starting, or u few- moments before. The effects are very prominent, nud n veritable muscular delirium follows, in which the horse displays unusual speed, ii mi often unexpectedly win the race. This ugita.ioii c.)iiti:nui., nnd the driver has dillicul'y in ".slow ing down" the horse after the race is over; not linfiequeut ly the horse will go half round ngain before he can be stopped. Tlie exhaustion which fol I.mvs is not marked, except iu the great thiist and loss of nppetit". Hut good grooms give unusual attention to rub bing and bathing the legs in hot water and stimulants. Tho general effect on the horse is depression, from which he anons recovcis, but it is found es sential to give cocaine agai:i to mike sure of his speed, ,1'he action of cocaine grows more transient n the uso increases, and when a long p riod of scoring follows before the inc..' be gins, drivers give a second dose se cretly while in the sad.Ur. Sometimes the horse becomes delirious and un innnngenble, and leaves the track in a wild frenzy, often lulling the diiver, or ho drops dead on the track from the eocnine, nlthough the causo is uu known to nny but the owner and driver. Some horses have been given as high ns twenty grains nt a time, but this is dangerous and only given to worn-out animals, who may by this menus wiu a race. It appears that cocaine is only used in running races, mid us a temporary stimulant l'"r the tune. It is claimed that the d ishing eves and trembling rv -.lenient of the hor-i is strong i wdi n v f the use of cocaine, 'iatei . .1 oniinl of Ine briety. rresiilcntla. oineidence. John Adams was eight years oid' i than his successor, Thomas JeUVrs.ni ; h eight years older thsn Jinm s Madi s m ; he eight years older than Jaiin s Monroe, and he eight years older than John Q. Adams. ti 'org. Washington ended his l-rni as president in his sixly-tifth year, so, too, did John Adams, Thomas Jelfer s. .11, James Madison and James Mon roe. Thomas Jefferaon and John Adams both died on tho BHino day July 4, IHJil, exactly fifty yonrs nftar the signing of tho Declaration of In dependence. One other president, James Monroe, died on July 4. His death incurred in 18:11. F.very president, it is said, with tho single exception f William II. Hnrri toii, has, hud blue eves. Crnas ml Fbi'.'. At his feet they placed the Hag lie loved, At his head n Howry cross j As if to say that liberty Means sacrifice .-ind los. I'll" flowers lost tln-ir sweetness ; I'he stars licgau to fade : And doillitiliR hearts the lesson rend ; III vain the light was inmle. J t : it through the years tic friigranca uf duty done endures ; And Hunts the Hag, with added stars. Atiove my ileiel and yours! - lico. T. Packard iu Youth's Companion. IIF.MOKOI S. Mr. Mnchmoney I love you for nil that I iiiii worth, darling. Miss Hit ld That's just whnt I lovo you for. "lilykins has his own way iu h house." "Yes, his wife always tells him what it is gointb be before hand." Mrs. Fogg Yon should bo careful about that cold, David. Mr. Fogg -Careful about it? Just as lief losu it ns not. " "Your uncle died of a complication of disease--, did homd?" "rtttVr'-that or a coinplietion of doctors; 1 mil U'd mho which. " "What's thif frtlferneTiTiTrweT-n no toriety and laiii -?'' "Well, if a man is notorious he's still alive; if he's la-, no ois he's dea l." Muggins -1 went to two parties last night and lost my umbrella. Hug gins - I went to three balls yesterday nud I haven't S'.'i'n my watch evi l since. "Can't I interest you in accident in surance today? "No, sir; I'm in no need of it.' "K.etisi! me; I iruler htoo 1 you w-.-ro learning to 'flny tho I'd ' Hi own Your w ile's mother helps her a good d' lll, doesn't she? Smith Ye-; she has gone into town now Ii. buy n dress to mutch muiio buttons In r mother gave her. Lucy -The wretch! Ami s'o'he has been proposing to both of us? I wish we could think of some fearful way of punishing him. .1euiiIof,-Tfiiivc nu idea. You ninrry him, dear. I'll" glorious charge nf the Light llrign I". Ily TetlUys.in l.lllioilsly sling, s it" thing to that whi-li my doctor innd" For Ink in g n look at my tongue. "Uncle ieoi'go--Wns Diogenes a tramp?" "flint's what we would call ii i :n in this enlightened age, my son.'' "l'heii the tub he lived in couldn't have been n wnshtub. Could it?" Young iiislniH;ton My meaus are not large, sir, but I think that, with prudence, your daughter and myself -"Old Oa-My My dear boy, don't be an idiot ! I can hardly support that girl myself ! "What are you doing there?" ex cliiiine 1 tin; iiate parent, as he sud denly i. p lied the parlor door aud found William in the act "of kissing his daughter. "Killing niicrobes.sir !" was William's, ready response, Y.-ast Who is that richly dressed lady coming out of that Iiiidiioiiiiblo restaurant ? " Cnmsuiiheuk She's nu artist', model. "And this seedy-look.-ing fellow coming mitof the Ireeluuch saloon?" ",!, he'.s me artist." "My 1.. nr," he said to his ladv love, "I've been busy all day not manual labor, ymi know, but brain work, wh.eh is the hirdest kind." "Yes in deed; I know it must be for you," and there was a ten b r look of sympathy iu her eyes which aroused him. Mrs. Wreaklnird (the landlady) How is it that you aro taking your medicine after dinner? I thought tho d ictor told you to take it beforo meals? Mr. H dbonrder Ho said it didn't make any difference, ns long ns I took it on an empty stomach. "You advertise to pull teeth with, out pain for fifty c.-iils, " growled tho victim "and In re ymi not only half pilli'riiy head ..II', but want me to give Up a dollar. '1,.at ilo you - mean by it?" "I eiiai gel you Ihal extra fifty cents lor y.-brig so," said tin; dentist. "I bet y.OI dloVc IIW.IV 111 I till) pllSsiblo eiistimiii s within four blocks." Moustai lies In Oflice Honrs, W I. -n in.. ii .laches fust eimio into fashion in this e mntry the authorities of the Hniii, ot Mu'-Jaiid issued a man date Ihat tin ir clerks should not wenr them "ii inn ; nffiei. hours." A de cree of -o iii what similar import, which has i. e. udy b. en published by I he ier iiiii n VI mi nil it v. is en using con sieiiint ion among the barbers of Wiihelm dinfcii and Kiel. In future th ; i.tlieeis and men of the Imperial Navy me either to be clean-shaven Or to wear full beards. The iiionstaoho is ol..'ilil...l, npi'lil entlv, lis a Worth ies'; o iinpi imiso. lint the hairdii srrs are up iii anus, foreseeing thai thoir naval customers, when forced t- el.o ee In twa en a smooth fncu aud a fuli b n:d, will adopt the latter alter native. -London ttlohe.

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