Utluttlium IXccavrt. I) at!) am tUrorb. II. A. l-OKDON, EDITOR AND rilOrRIKTOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, HATES ADVERTISING Or e square, one insertion- H.vM One square, two insertions 1.60 One square, one mouth - 3.60 For larger advertisements liber,.! rui rtv.t- will bo mado. $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advance. VOL. XVIII. PITTSIiOUO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, MARCH 20, ISIKJ. iNO. 31. (Spiteun Jnst From (ieurgia, TILL so.Nii TIME. Long till))) Till sung 1 1 im- i Bill lilnlsaro mi f li wing, Ail' wlc-li I In- green comes crocplu An' violets arc poopin' WIicik now Hi" snows nri' sli-opin You'll Inur tin1 sweet birds sing ! I. hi it; tiiiK! Till song t f III.' ; J!ut wii hi thii ilaisy'll spring, An' In til"' brightest bowers Ymi'll murk Him days with llowera, All' lovo'll nil" tin- li'iiitH, An' all tlin bells' ll ring ! Atlantic Constitution. Uncle Sambuq's Fortune. Trophiuu Gogolin, Kouornlly known in tho district iih muster Trofiuiio, had no often related tUo story of Uncle Kamhiiq and lii fort mm that bo Lad finally come to believe it himself. The simple truth of the matter was that Peter Jambiiq, u ne'er-do-well who luid given his parent; no end of trouble, hud shipped as an ordiuury Seamen on a three master one fine day in the year of grace. 1818, and had never been seen or heard of since. These hard facts wore too ridiculously simple- for the worthy friends and re latioiiH of the vanished l'eter i they coul. I not iiiiilerhtiind how nuyonu could wet out fur America without reaching that continent mid making his fortune J ho the worthy people gradually evolved the ideu tlmt Uncle Jiiinbuq had gone and done likewiae, mid would ou! day return rolling iu riches: of course, to die in duo time And leave hi-i fortune, to them. So the years rolled hy, nud uncle Muinbuq'.s fortune grew bigger iu the imagination of his people. The older relative died, and muster Trefuine bo c.iine heir to his nude. Now, it hap pened one day that Trot'iimo niut a sailor whoso iieqiiaiiitanei! he hail made a year or mi previously. This man had just returned from fi voyage to the .state-', it lit 1 Trcfiimo Hei.ed the opportunity to asU liiiuif he had heard of uuele Suinbuq while on tho other hide. The sailor, probably out of polite ness, and iu order to pleus.j Trefuine nud his wife, informed them th.it lie hal a distinct recollection of having on sevi i .tl occasions met itu individual ui the' quays of New York, who was undoubtedly wry wealt hy, and was the exact linage of Saiiiliuq. That Ki ltie. I the matter; there could no longer bo any doubt that uuele Sum -lui had reached America and mado bis pile, as any reasonable person would llo. A few months passed. One morn ing when ho was least expecting it lie received a letter from New York. The letter bore the hckI of tho French em bassy. Trefuiuo curricil that precious letter about uitli liiiii all day without breaking the seal, iu order to show it (o Irs friends. Not till llie i enmg, in the presence of his wife and cliildnn his hands trembling with excitement, did he venture to open it. It. wiih somewhat bulky probably it con tained bank notes. Tlin papers were carefully taken from the envelope, ami proved to be Saiiibug'sileat hccrlilicatc and a brief note with it from the em bassy. . "ho ho is (lend? re-marked his wife. "Of fume ; course ho in," replied Tie "doesn't the ambassador miv ho?" "The ambassador doesn't miy imy thing about the fortune," observed Trofuiiic' s better half. "1 suppose you want him to tell iih all about it straight oil' before tho man is fairly dead," replied Trot'iiine sar castically. "We can Wait, nud ho knows it. He'll write again in a day or two." 15ut, strange to Kay, tho ambassador omitted to (trite that other letter. As the time went on surprise deepened into anxiety j a veritable fever a gold fever took possession of them; they lost interest iu everything. They could think of nothing but Sumbuij's millioUi and wonder what hud become of them. At length their anxiety rtaehod such a pitch that Trefume announced his intention of undertak ing a journey to New York a decision which met with the full approval of nil concerned. "I shan't be away more than n mouth or two," said Trefume, "and the Loy can look after tho bout. A few hundred francs won't break us ; besides I know I bhall ho ill if I don't go and seo what is going on over there." I have said that everyone approved the decision. I may add that had it been otheiwise it would have uuide no difference Wheti Tiefuuie got an idea into his head it wanted sumo get ting out. He traveled to II ivro an 1 embarked on a vessel bound for New York. Ho know aUaolutoly nothing of tho great city hi ras approaching. He could not speak tho lungungn ho was helpless an a child ill a wood. lie be gan to get very anxious, and looked around for Homebody to confide iu and obtain assistance from. Ho tried the uudor-stewurd, a fellow-eoiilitr) man, but tho latter whs too busy to be bothered. Trefume, however, refused to be shaken oil', and the under-stow-ard, in desperation, glanced about for Homebody to whom he could refer the persisteut 1'mhcriiiuu, aud so get rid of him. "Here!" ho said, pointing to two of the passengers. "Thosu iiro tho the men to help you. They know New York so well that they could lind their way blindfold any where iu the city. Try them," Trefuine looked at tho men and thanked his compatriot heartily, lie was delighted at tho thutlght of meet ing two pooplo who wero so well ac quainted with Now York. Tboy wero two shifty-looking chaps, who had been li ft severely alone on tho voyage. Ho went toward tho two passengers, who, after changing a word or two between themselves walked uw.iy be fore he could reach them. Trefuine walked after them, but they still avoided him an 1 begun conversing earnestly together. Tiio fisherman hesitated; he thought they had some thing private on, and he did not wish to intrude. It never entered his head that they wero avoiding him. He did not intend to lose his chance, ho he continued t walk after them at a respectable distance. Two or three time-, when he thought the moment opportune, he approached theui hat in hand, an I attempted to bpeak to them iu his best French but was met with a scowl and growl which made him retire. The two moil wero evidently much perplexed ut the h! range conduct of their fellow-passenger. They were worried about it, too; so, finally, they spoke to tho undcr-steward con cerning TrefuiU". The olHeiul was more busy than ever, but ho was fond of a joke, nud thought ho might as well enliven the routine of tho day by a little fun. "You know there lius been a big robbery in l'liris?" ho suid in u coii lideutial whispuK "Well, 1 Wouldn't iiiiiid belling that this liiaii is Jean P.ruost, the eleven st di tceiivu iu France, who is on the track of the thieve.--, mill has disguised himself as a lislieruiuii from the South." The two men looked at each other, thanked the under-stewiird.und dived into their cabin, from which they only emerged when tlin i-hip was ac tually alongside the quay. 1'oor Tre fume looked for 1 li-in in vain. They got oil' thi! Meaner unobserved by lii in, and he was left to find his way around New York as best he could. How he went through the rest of that day, where he lodged at night, he never knew. lie began on the following day looking for the cm-ba-sv, asking the way in his provin cial I'l l neii, and being laughed at and treated with c uitenipl. as an imposter,. until sick tit heart, and thoioii ;hly discouraged, he sat down on a door step and began to cry. Unelo Sambiiq I i i 1 1 1 have join neve I to his native country to die, and thus have made thing easier for his heir. After a few minutes ho plucked up courage and determined to try again. Ho had just reached the cud of tho street when ho saw olio of tho men to whom the nndersteward had referred li i in on the steamer. Ho had changed his clothes and cut off his beard, but Tri fume was positive it was tho sumo mail. "Monsieur, monsieur;" ho cried, running towards the man. Whether the man heard the words or not, he took to his heels iih soon as he saw the Frenchman running. "What !" said Trefuine to himself in an indignant tone. "This mint knows New York as well as I know K loninc, unit ho won't help me ! I'll sec about that." Away they went, tha stranger and l Trefume. Iu vain the former doubled this corner and that; lii-i pursuer stuck to liini until, thoroughly ex hausted, tho btranger took refuge in a bar and awaited tho arrival of his pursuer. "So I have you at last!" exclaimed ;ho Trench in a ii. "Why did you run away and give mo till this trouble ? Now you must " "Hush!" interrupted the man, turn ing palo in ftpito of the violent exer cise. "Don't mako u fuss," he con tinued, in excellent French ; "that w ill be of no us . Come uud sit dowa iu this c i i-.er. " "Ah! that's better," thought Tro f i ii Fut he simply looked know ingly at the man mid took a scat. "1 know what you come to New York for," said tho man. "Good ngniu!" thought tho fisher man; but before lie could speak tin, idr ill;o r cotit Hilled : "We can arrange this little tiU'iir, can't we, without any further de. lay ? " "Of coiir-i! we can," exclaimed Tro i ii in.-, thinking still lliat tlio iiiau was talking about unelo Sambuq's for tune. "That's agreed. Now how much do yui want ?" ".My fair shure'rejilied the French man. "I'll give ou tiiis pocket book it has one hundred thousand francs iu French notes I have not had time to exchange them for 'American money. They me good. Y'ou need not bo afraid that they are bad or stopped. Will that satisfy you ?" One hundred thousand francs. It It was nil immense sum, but was it n fair share? How much was uncle Sa in I u wot th ? "Is thai my fair share '?" asked Trefume. "How much do you expect ?" naked the other irritably. "It was a gooc thing, but it wasn't a gold mine, and there are several to share it. Hither that or nothing. "Well, I'll take it!" said Trefume, bog inn iter to fear that ho inijht lose all. "Very will! Now, you have this on condition that you go back in the lirctagne, and the Itrelagno starts in two hour-. And remember, you havo never seen tne I" ")oiie!" said Trefume. The pocket book was handed to him mi I he set ut ized the notes. They were ail right. lie tried to explain it all to liiins If; he was not clear on sonm points; but the more he tried to think it out, the more c.iui'nsed ho would becoiu-'. Only one thing was clear; he lul l iU.-ceeded ill getting a good slice of nude Sniubnq's fortune and was a rich man. They remained where they wero for an hour, then the stranger went with to procure a ticket, saw hint safely on board, and watched him until the ship started on its voyage across the At lantic. Thus it eanii) about that muster Ti chime, having had the good fortune to bo taken for a dclt ctive,heculiie the heir of uncle Sambiiq, who had died penniless in a hospilal a few weeks before ! As to Trefume, he was never able to arrive at any proper understand ing of tin- nll'.iir, but he did not worry himself much on that head. L iter on when he hud given up work and doiiiied a truck coat, he used to shake Iiih head an I ib dare, with much gravity, that iu business matters those American fellows wero far ahead ol any other people. See how quickly they settled that (ho little mutter oi uncle S inibqu's fortune. From tho Franklin Strand Magazine. War lo ln Fought on Wings. Although much remains to be ac complished before cither submarine or ticrinl navigation becomes so per fected as to come iu useful for pur poses of war, it seems pretty safe to predict that by the end of tho twenti eth century they will be regarded much as we view telephones and elec tric light. It is little more than halt a century ago since tho idea of pro polling vessels across tho Atlantic by steam power was not only ridiculed by the learned in such matters, but proved to bo absolutely impossible There is no impracticability iu living under water or iu the uppjr airjgiven proper appliances and both are well within the scop' of human eudeuvor. All that remains, therefore, in to dis cover trustworthy meaui of pro pul -ion and nf steering, of sinking at will iu the one case and rising ut will iu tho other. Such trilles as theso should bo tho merest nothings to me chanical science.; indeed, claims aro already undo on behalf of certain talented inventors that both problems arc practically solved. Wh it warfare it will be when one power holds su premacy iu the air and another power down among the Italics! That would, indeed, be u practical illustration of the gi im Disinarckiau j -st about tun whale and tho elephant. I'erhaps, however, by that tuuo the winged sob dier w ill bo rendered c ipable of div ing as well as of Hying, while the sub marine warrior may be given tho fly ing lish faculty of shooting into th air. We make sure that we shall sooo hear these elainis also put forward on behalf of the miraculous F lison and tho little less miraculous ttoubet, Loudon Graphic. Telephone Versus Telegraph. It h is recently bjen poinu-d out, saysTho I'll ; 1 in I f 1 1 1 ! i i i Inquirer, that already tho telephone ii iie-d, by actual count, ten tiui is in mueli astho telegraph theaiinuil figure b -iug put down iibout 75,0.h1,0it ) 'telegrams auJ "jJ.OOO.OiK) ta'ihono talks. uhi.iiii:vs t on m. fur. im-rrssY hash. The Do fiiiinv ktinls live in I -funny land, A ilear little pie as ever y- ii kie-w ; Willi lips aiel W illi liaiel, what no one h.i plaiiueil, Th- little li i-fue.iiies will rt.-iinl.v do. They .l.oi'-i-lnul they play, th'- whoh- sunny day. Thi-y 1 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 ' with laiichler, I ln-y sin.', they sin.;, They W"rk wiih a will, tle-y iiey-rare -.till. Ami the dearest of p. , ires they l.rintr they brim-. Through Do-fai.i l mints, ih" um-les .-m l aunts. And fathers aii'l mothers rnium-d long, long u;,"i ; Now eueli mill .enjoys til" girls aud the .. "- the little Do-finuiies. you know, yon know : Sued miinies are tle-y, at work or at play. We w.-it'-h them with laughter, uiel sini; iiiel sing. "Th"y aild to our e.ire, hut I .11 1 .1. - .ur share, Of pleasure and joy by the love whieh tin y bring." Womankind. A si.viT.ssiTn r.io-iifKir.it. 'uptaiu C, J. Melliss, of the Ninth llombay Infantry, is surely one of the mod successful of mo b-rn lion-hunters. Iu his book 'Liou-Hunting in Somuliland' we have a plain, uiivur tii.slnil account of a shooting trip some 2'M) miles or so into th-; interior from the Somali coii-t. There seems to have been no lack of gaum of any kind, an. I certainly tho number of lions that fell to captain Melliss's gun -hows that the king of the forest is by no means extinct iu that region, what ever it limy hi elsewhere. On; of his feats, .- i far us be know, has been rarely, if ever equalled. Within a brief hall'-lioiir he managed to bag live full-grown lionesses, and lives to tell the tale. Of course he had hi nar row Oscipe-, but that is part of the fun of the thing and n lion hunting expedition iu which there is no pei-Minul ri--k would, we take it, be a very tame affair. Not the least in teresting part of captain Melliss's iiarriilivo is where lie tells of the cap ture of two cubs a lmilo and a female : ".My little captives became inmates of my tent, and nlVoi-ded me much amusement in watching their little lion-like ways. It seems so nliMird thai such soft, llulVy-hnircd little crea tures could ever develop into the mighty king of beasts. And yet the truces wen.' nil there. Iu their solemn little fiices you saw the lion's grand head. In the stealthy manlier they moved you saw his prowling gait. As evening fell they loved lo prowl forth out of my tent into the darkness at the cud of their long ropes, calling to each other with most diiniiiul ive cries. Tin y would eye tho very milch gout that was obtained lo suckle them us il about to j lo a stalk on it, ellciliuo shouts of laughter from my men, v. ho would crowd round to see the lions fed." Later captain Mclliss discovered two more cubs, and look them to camp. They were bigger than those ho hud ai ready secured, an I were so savage that ho had to keep them sep arate from tho little ones. The unite soon died, nud the female remained unapproachable, till one day his ser vant took the two littl.: cubs to where sho was lying, when the savage little u 1 1 i 1 1 i 1 1 1 became transformed: "The delight with which she wel comed the small strangers of her own race, rolling over on her back, ns if to play with them, purring loudly, uttering cries of delight and caressing them with licks, was a pretty and touching sight to sec. So they were left together, and a very happy family they were while in camp, and the big female cub became so tame that she would allow me to take her up on inv knee that is, so long as a little one was taken up with her, but separate them, and she was in a fury once more." How Natives Conceal Hiuinnuds. A native was recently charged be fore the resident magistrate at Kim berly. South Africa, with unlawful possession of din lids. The caso was a very peculiar oue, as illustrating tho manner iu which natives wiil injure themselves iu order to conceal stones. This boy was found to bo suttering from ii wound iu oue leg, which cotil I not be made to Ik-uI, and, upon the wound being probed, u small parcel of diamonds w as found. Ho had iu llicted tho injury solely to have, as he thought, a secure hiding place for his-ill-gotten gains, and, having cut through oue of the leuders.it is thought ho will never recover tho use of the limb. Ho was couiinittod for trial. Chicago newspapers aro after o ai dealers of that city who in tilling country orders for th relief of the poor, deliver only Md pounds foi hull ton. SHIP Wkl'CKHRS Foiiiliirous Appliances for Saving Straml'iil Vessels. ngoriioii:; 1'ontoons ami II Floal in;; Derricks Used. Tho recent stranding of the St. Fiiiil brought out prominently a p.-eu-iur class iu the community --the wreckers'. No business in the world lias so many remark able pha-es about it, depending entirely upon tho mis fortunes of others. Its singularity and unreliability are well illustrate I by the fact that the wrecking companies that finally pulled the St. Paul oil' have put in a claim approximating nearly half a million lollars for their work. As the big iiner was only stranded ten days this is at the rate of '." I.HOO a day as lunch as the president of the United Slates earns iu a year. "Hut," as one wrecker said to a re porter for the New York Journal, "the-;o things don't coine every day, llld when they do we've-got to Make hay while the sun shines. Tho last irood thing like tiii( that we hud," nlid tin! wrecker smiled with lu'i.-ii niiis laetloli. ".(as over seventeen yours ago. That was when the French liie r Ann-riipte went on the sand iu pretty much the same pine.; where the St. Paul got into trouble. The AmeriqU' salvage was lias d on the computation jf ir'11,000 on every million. She was do such ship as tin; Si. Paul an I ha-1 no such c ir o. Th" Si. Paul w as loaded with gold, an I was altogether worth close to r:-j,OiM,0 M. " In the cis - of tie- Si. Paul the g;ti .'riil iinpri-'-.ioii was that she was pulled oil' by tugs. As a matter of fact the lugs had pr.iciie illy ti (thing lo do with ti ! 1 1 : i ; her oil'. "All the tugs iu New Y .rk harbor," as the wrecking lniin put it, "eoiildu'! have pulled the Si. Paul oil' ill nine vears. l'.veiy wa-h of tho sea that forced th-S:. Paul lurth -T up would have forced the til ;s back just as well, :iud just when they were getting in (heir best licks t ' I n e big wave would Rome along and undo in a minute everything th y might have accom plished in hours. " Instead of the tugs the method em ployed w.is thi-: A huge anchor weighing 7, o'lil pounds was dropped out to the sea about the stern. A si ineh cable was then run from this anchor on board the slop, win-re il run to some moii-ter block uu I tackle, or pulleys, ns I hey are generally called. The machinery of the ship was then used to shilt her inch by inch, pulling toward tho anchor. The cable was carried around tin Hum id' the hoisting maehiuery, and at each favorable action of tie- wind and waves power was put on, the cable being draw n in. Souieti s, when the e uidillolis were pai lieularly good, the iimihli-r ship might giv ' a couple of incle-s at each effort of the machine. A ;ain, as she g-d further and further out to sea, and the hold of the salid( became less and less lirm, the progress w is r. u more la pi I, and toward the last, just before she finally slipped oil", she Would go a foot ut a time, finally reaching a position where the tugs Could drag In r out into d 'ep water. This system of drawing her oil' the sand put no such strain on tiie hull ot the St. Paul a- would have b en the case if she had been jerked around by a lot of tugs. It is due no doubt to this fact that she went oil' the sand practically uninjured. There have been a numb, r of in jtiinees in this harbor where compara tively large vessels have been sunk at their docks or out iu tin- F. ist or North river. In cvi tjf one of these cis, s the vessel lia- been ra sed and Honied loaiu at comparatively small cost. The chief damage in th ci-es is to the cargo, w hich is pi act ioally ruined by immersion in salt water. There me two distinct systems of raising vis-els that have gone dow u. One is by pontoons, and the other i. wi'h huge floating d riick-i. The pon toons are iu on-.t. r box ; built of hard wood, uud bniit with straps so that they can be tided with water to sink tliein. Alter th.-.v are. sunk they are pumped out, and in rising to the sur tace bring up the ship with them. The pontoon method of raising ships was weil illustrated iu the ease ut the steamer Wells City, which sank on Feb. Id, Inst, i iY Christopher strict, iu eight lat bonis of water. Sl.e had mi board 1,'.M) tons of cargo, wh.eh was tir t taken out by divers, who wiiilo d .by and night f ir nearly two mouths. i iie cargo, as it v.n I. ins. ncd in the hold, was lifu-l to lighleis by small steam dcriie'is. Much id it was of uu imperishable iliar.icter.aud with some little trouble was nnl'ie mill l.i table again. A soon an tin- r-urgo ! el been renew. I tho pontoons w.ie Mini, iiloiig-iie and f.l telied w Itll chains to tin- Vessi l sub. Then i n- pumps were put to work, and the pontoons - re soon lilpt led. Il I i quired Coll idi Table u-. i-lutic ; f I 111 above by he alls of i-t .mi tt inches lo 1 ii-i' the Millio n Ves-el. which had heeoi.e- liriu.y i n. 1 . i I - I ill I In-sand of l h.- Noit :i river. Lut the pontoons finally brought lo r up. Sin was then pumped out as much us p.,-. si'.ile, and stlli iu tie- I ili't'l .'CO of ' -e pontoons, was to.d d to tin snio yard, where she win restored alter some trouble. The derrick system is io n- rally em ployed where the ve-sds .-o down in less than four or live fathom-'. The derrick, u monster ntl'.ur weighing thousands of tons, is lloiitcd a'.'-iig ole and chains are peso 1 about th" v -s- I sel's hold in such a wav as to make a i safe parry. As soon as t?,e eiiaius an; j propi-rlv iidju-ted the derrick machine is set iu mot ion, an 1 without undue haste or strain tin; ship is slowly I'ni. ed. As soon as on-; end of h-'l' I ciiines in sight a tug is set along de I with powerful iru) s, and sic- is I pump, d out, t.li ii -in-.-iug iu th-.- tm ; bra r tn- I !'! e-k. I If tl.e injury is u eh iraete, so ! that she may be ll .,it d wiih a litli'e patching, tiie job is i! on-- tli ii an I j there; if not, sin- is lu id-- a-- d:y as possible an I can n-d to the . liio yard direct hutwci u pow.-rfu! tug -. ( ill hills iiinciileiie.-s. "Sim al.iiig of cut i ei . i- .ii. -i.b-iic s of our everyday Ii.c, two Into- ih.ngs happened n short tine- a .- i, tiiit lire, perhup-,worihy of repeating,"' said un in.-urauce mail to atiotli- r. 'My wife hits ion;; wished for an olive lock. We ha 1 used a lable fork un I had theti subs! itulcd a pair "I C.I lid V toll but in ilher proved to b - tl.e rigid tning. A few tv liin "- before the holidays my wife a-ke 1 in 1 to buy an olive fork, but I w is i't .iw; -b.;;-d -lied with money at the time, a.. 1 much against my will, I was obiig. d to ask In r to wait a little. As 1 was about to slop into the utile - budding li- xl inoiuing 1 saw din et ly iu liont of me ii small jeweler's box, and inside il tin-re lay the identical folk my wife wuiitcd! I -cut a note to the j. w- b r, telling him tin- ow tier con I 1 have it In calling at my house. No one wi came and nt pris- nt il is iu active sei v ice on my dilolig I ooin table. "Some time lulore tiiis a onii: girl, who had becouie eng ig-- I In a (hum of lniin-, w int. ,1 a sn, aii elias, I gold ring iu lieu of a soil aire dia mond. Ill Olll' iplesl, W(! l-ld'Tid a I shop, and ill one of tin- eases we saw a pit tty ring. N in n v,e ..o. , at it, we noticed in tin- iiis d some en graved initials, which plow. I to be those of my chum and his at'i ine- d. ! The .salesman sal I loat the ring bil l j been ordered several ui o :i t lis previous, ' but had never been eall.il fur. My j flielld never told the incident to his ! betrothed until alter tln-ir marriage. .Curious ilistaliei s if coilieid. lies, were I in y not '!" Niw York l i iiuii.e. j A bright Dog. ' lb-. John Clark K.dpath, the his torian, bviu' at ti - i- o'istl ', has a ; rather remarkable dog, known all I over Putnam county as Pake. lie ' seems to have absorbed some of the rare intelligence of ins noted master, (biedliv D'lM-was sent to tiig butcher's , shop alter a basket of m -it. II- se cured il and st irted ii 'in . On the ' way he met u follow canine that was j determined to have s mi .- ot th it m al. I After worrying with the highway-m :n 1 for awhile, lbike decided that uiore le I o c nil aseies were in iv suy, an 1, jumping; upon a stone t.nc - in-ni by, he deposit. ,1 th- b .skel , ul of hat ill's way, leaped t i til e'- un i an 1 wal lop, d the !l!e out o! i. . 'inv. Wt.i n tic latt' i- vi Ui bowling nw-iy, l.ii.. secured i I- ba-k- I ot lneat and In to d i.o.liewaid. II goes to the p -l. tiie. after the tn i.l. li" asks for n by placing his tore feet on the ddiv. ; , win low and lurking. i'iii' net he i performs sivii'al trues a da, newi loses a letter mi l in vi r foi g, ts what time to He almost invariably 1 eats at his master's sid -. In tact the bites of meat ll. ti I'll. lb- between his . looii'ih and !.'. Ui.ipaili's. It-- i - a j collie and c in do a sere of odd tricks. llldiunapoll- 'lll. Tr. ing t Please. "Yon had better scire un a few rebels and pull o'V s ene s irt of a b it tie tomorrow," said the Spanish (icii- i ral. ! "1 will do the b st I can," replied th ; adjutant ; "but what's th-; neces sity? i " I'-.v.i ie v. war c-o respoii b uls ar rived tins ui u iiing.uud 1 want to give theii loaie sort of t run for tiieit ! money. " Puck. Wi ut her Iinlicatioiis. "1 think il wiil rain." lie- pi-oplu-t says; "I I l int ji ii) ruin, yu I- lew: I I : i . ll -.till tain I. -la.-., good folk, pro- !! -.1 It il." sll't -now ;" .1 :,i ill i, I, .-Hail - t-i hi- il'-ii tib.ft t" iioto I w lie- l.r--:"-i I. low. I il-in'. i! wit! sn- w." lie- prophet says, I ..... I o a -toi-in pi-epar--: I i'. in!, ti -,i. - ,v ! tii-.-lit. : I folk, pro- V i ! -I il bll'l t.li: g" An I ll. -a h eii t , hi,- den aloft to look at t li-- rain ggoig I here, Tee w 'iC'.'-r'H I,-- fair." lie- prophet says; Ih-- .v.-a-!i -,'li he fair and warm: Tin- wea-h -r !l I. I'.ii.- t..-lay. a I t'-'ik, pro- -, i e I it .(... . ii t sori.,:" An I then I !i-nl- to hi- 'h n iib.fL to see h- w lie- - loii. I banks form. I think il will storm." tie- pr-.h'-t says;" I think it wiil storm to-night: Th- wind will I-I--W a t'-rrihl" gab-, provided I've hit it right ." And tie :. I liml.s lo hi- den aloft lo ia-o ir th - slars are bright. I blink le- is right." the critic says; "I'v" followed him it'l along; I think li- is right to-night, g 1 folks, pro vide I In- isn't wrong;" And thai i.-Hi" view I take g 1 folk tho I'ohit of my litth .s.mg. Chicago Post. Ill MOKOI S. The man has horse sense who bri dles his tongue Misery lov s cotnpanv , hut company loo oiteti makes ii, miserable. The she.-p ill woll's clothing is fully us annoying as the other combination. A man who sits nr mnd and boasts of his ancestors makes a mighty poor ancestor hiin-df. The great objection to most of tho line writing of the l cut day is that it i-n't line reading. "Man wants but little hero below" --soil. - -.diple, indeed, tire even satis fied w nil ; ' .-mseives. "Why is Mis.s Proper' picture ho sevorcV" "Tin; photog' 'plier asked her to look pleasant." It is pii-tty hard for a man to uti-ilei-tat:d how the rest of the world can Ii el all right w hen In; is sick. The only difference we have been abb- to find betwien literary people an- easier victims for the book agents. "Young man, you should never fgo 10 bed owning any man a cent." "Wlu ro would 1 I e able to sleep, father?" "I'is a tin f insidious d-rror. When tl,e strongest ,.f ni,.,, holds his la- -.iih. V-Hi :ir-' 'lodging a sunstroke one nioiiieul, ll I I il.- I: -M o are five;-ig ),, ,eat). ".seieiit i-ls say now that hand shaking coiivevs disease." "Of .- iiii-se, that is the way the grip got started." I'll rhinoceros doesn't seem to git along In tti r than any other animal, even though he a-ways carries a still' upper lip. W hy is a man so inconsistent as to -ay before he marri. s a girl that ho is willing to dn for her, ami then refuse after ih.-irria -c, to ,-at her lirst bis cuits. "Iii Italy, "he was telling her, "they male- ll iir out of chi st nuts. " "Do llu-y," s'ne answi re I sweetly, "What 11 great boiiiiii.u (oil would bo to Un in. " "Well, here's a new one; doctors are now prescribing ice cn-aiii as a medicine." "Groat Caeser! Don't let in wife know of it; she'll never know a wed day. " Diner I wish you would be more careful, waiter ; 1 am sure your thumb was in that soup when (oil brought It along. Waitei - "That 's all rig hi, sir; il was not hot enough for to scald me. Wife They say that Sarah's suitor is a man of very l lob-id faints. N that so? Husband On iiie eontriii'(, my dear, he lsn hard worker. W.I'l In what '.in? Husband We'll, he has tho hard. t I. ii,-l ot work trying to live w it 1 1 eii .bun an ( t nine. ahsey -I saw aie.lie one of those s! -ri- about a iiiau losing his watch a -i not liudiiig ii tor two yeari, and when he d-d hud It it was still rnil i Mud:;.. - Well, I know I found an old taiior's bid I bad mislaid seven yo.it- ago, and it was still running. Ph'cuiiN ;ts Teleirriipli Messengers. Tin- i tliei. licv ed' ig- o-. as tele graph ill sst tigers wa- again demo!; strut d during a r-ciit Udel l Ui ion of tel- graph coin inn t.icnt ii m be tween Sim I', l ap d and Sepa- tool. Til" distance between the two stations is about sjyty n r-!-, or a little over j i.ty miles. During the interruption t legrauis wore, our dcs-n cori i-spoiul-i id state-, in ail eases safely carried by these aerial no -si-ie'rrs, the time oce-ipie I in th -ir tbgld iiverag'iig from lifly ininiit. , to mi h"iir. Tho e'aie! .1 tug. r to car, ii r pi -us in the Taut I I ( is t lie bu g numbi r of hawks at. I eng!es wii'eli hanut tin- Stciip-j tn. -Is London News.