(EJtutham lecartl. f)atf)aa Ketor&. II. A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 Pffl YEAR Strictly in Jtdvanei. KATES ADVERTISING Ote square, one insertion- - ll.CO OtO square, two insertiona - 1.60 One square, one month U.tO For largar advertiseaeats liberal con riots will be made. VOL. XVIII. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, APHII2, 1896. NO. 32. (Jrowlb. Blow, winds, your rage but shakes tho true And roots It surer in its place! Scatter your rain, ye, clouds, and froo Tho luds that wait your frowning grace ! Boll down. O river, to the sea And wldi-u In your onward ra"o! Feace- through a Runny span may keep HI garden In some, quiet glen, Whilst others now for him and reap And tend his flocks on moor and fen ; Tho flowers of Pence are death and sleep ; Tho strife of living makes us men. Ah, Joy It Is to win tho goal lly tireless work and dauntless will, Yet may the lifo ibn orbed und wholo From cloudcel hopes, md loss, and 111 Our hauled tolls upbuild the soul, And failure uo Is victory still. A. St. John Adeoek. Sarah Bartou's Pension HY AMIllEW DuWNlNO. It is not believed that imtriotimu nlono prompted Henry Uarton iu 1802 to enlist iu an Illinois regiment. In fact it is recalled by Homo of tho neighbors that ho and his wife Suriili did not "get along well" together ubout those days, Tho tMtiHO of contention if such there was in not known, snvo that it might bo summed up, perhaps, in the word "incompatibility," a mysterious something which often drapes very thinly n closeted domestic skeleton. For ho was au ignorant, Hellish man, lunch given to causeless jeal ousy. And Sarub was tho very oppo site in character, being patient, dis creet and womanly. Moreover.shu was well educated, and tho marriage would fcoem to havo boon ill-asBortcd. Rut 1 will tell tho story and permit the reader to draw his own conclusions. The man enlisted. The little wife, with tearf. il eyes aula heavy heart, bade It i in good-by, und lie was noun at the front. Left alone, with two hiiiiiII children, ari l an eighty-aero farm to euro for,nud with rather idouder menus ut her command, it is no wonder that hho thought to hersi If that her Bervico would bo tho harder of the two. Lint she was plucky and resolute, und would do her best. The soldier was spnring of letters to his family. Sometimes weeks and even months marked tho intervals of Iheir coiuiu.-j. And very little money was enclosed iu them. In July, 1 Still, tho regiment was at Nashville. Mrs. Itartoii had received uo letter from her husband for nearly three months ; but one morning tho uews cauio through a neighbor homo on furlough from tho samo post that Burton was sick iu tho hospital at that place. A lion t u month later she re ceived notice from tho hospital sur geon th.it the husband was dead and hud been buried iu tho Nashville com- j l!ut Uarton was not dead. In truth i bo had been very sick with typhoid ' fever, then convalescent, and liuully j was ordered to report to his oaptuiu :? for duty tho following morning. lie did not sleep well that night, but lay awake for Lours pondering schem ing, it would s jciii. Upou tho wall, at tho head of his bed, was tacked a card giving his name, Henry Hat ton, his company and regiment, and tho nature of hit sickness. This rule was generally observed. Tho cots wero close together, there was just room enough to allow the attendants to pass between them. liartou was in tho "Typhoid fever" ward, ns it was Called. Sometime after midnight ho awoke from a doze. Liitlostdy bis baud fell upou tho cot nearest him, upon which w is a Pennsylvania soldier. His fin gers touched tho man's face. It was cold. He investigated nud found him to bo dead. Notio of tho nurses seemed to have discovered it. Almost instantly ho formulated a plan, and, about as quickly, began its cxcctitiou. Ho wanted to desert from tho army ; it would appear that ho wished to leave his wife also or rather that he did not mean to return to her. , The plan was a hhrowd ono nud everything favorable to its nc complislim ut. Rising from his couch, and dross iug himself hastily, ho lifted tho dead man from tho cot and placed him up on tho ono ho himself had vacated. The ligtits burned dimly and ho suc ceeded iu liually getting out of the building unperejived, and finally out of tho city. The next morning tho attendants of tho hospital discovered that the Illinois soldier known by tho record lit the head of his bed was dead. Search was made for tho missing man, and as he could now hero be found, tin) Pennsyiviiuiau was reported, otlicially as a deserter, while tho Illuiosiun, Henry Uarton, was recorded as dead. I have said that tho plan of the de htsi to rwas a shrewd one. Let us auulyizo it Tho ouly chauvo that could prove unfavorable to the venture was that the nurse, who had waited upon both patients, might detect it. But he was awaro that tho hospital was crowded and tho attend ants overworked ; that tho dead sol dier would bo buried, probably, that day without being seen by nny ono who had knowu cither of them and ho was willing to take tho risk. Ho realized, too, beyond a doubt, that being oflieially dead nobody would pursue nud arrest him ns a deserter; and further, if they arrested him as tho Pennsylvania!! he could not be idcntilicd us that individual. He luado no miscalculation iu tho matter, aud wub soon hundreds of miles away. Years afterwards Mrs. Barton filed a claim for pension as tho widow of Henry Uarton, submitting the usual evideuco to substantiate it. In due course of time the pension was granted granted nt tho rate of twelve dol lars per month for hersolf and two dollars per month for each of her children, with arrears, at tho samo rate, from tho dato of tho soldiers death. This allowance placed her in very comfortable cireuni-tunc ;s. She was enabled to lift the morlgugo that was on tho farm, nud deposit, besides, quite a goodly sum in the bank against tho "rainy day" wo havo nil heard about. Meantime anothervery worthy little woman in ono of tho valleys of tho Alleghany Range, in Pennsylvania and whoso husband also had beou a soldier diil not faro ho well. Re lieving herself to be ft widow she, too, applied for a pinsiou; but her claim was speedily rejected on tho ground that record evidence in tho Pension bureau showed that tho sol dier deserted from tho urmy Iu August 1H(!3, while an inmate of tho Nash ville hospital. When her grief was yet new Mrs. 1! il ton had resolve 1 Unit she would have the body of her busbau I re moved from Nashville and buried iu Illinois as s ion as her moans would allow it. Rut the lapio of years and tho cares of her daily lifo made his memory nebulous au I dim whenever it happened to rise before her und thy idea of a re-interment was abandoned. She reasoned that the expense would be great, nud that it would do no good; ho was dead, and miny others who were even better husbands and oldiers th m be m ist sleep in H iiith cru graves until tho return olion morning. She would not disturb him. So it is, ever, nud has boon. How soon, after death, even tho greatest man dwiudh s into siguilioauee. How speedily und surely, when ho is asleep iu his little dormitory in tho church yard, do the people union?; whom he walked iu life whoso activities und recreations, joys aud sorrows ho shared forget him in though he never existed. How soon even those near und dear to him lose sight of him or at best are bound to him by only u ghostly and fitful rem iinbruuco grow ing fainter and fainter as tho years go by. Is it not better so? Some months ago uu nr.ny comrade met Hirton upon one of tho crowded thoroughfares of S in Francisco, and know him. "I urn aware that you Irive been deal for thirty years," he Raid to him, "but all the same you are Henry Barton and you wero iu my regiment in tho army 1" Aud linrtou, tiu ling concealment uo longer possible, tol 1 the wholo story, and it was speedily transmitted to a prominent attorney in a Western state. That gentleman who had beeu their colonel iu tho army, succeeded, through ft deal of correspondence, iu straightening out the matter in the pen-ion office iu the interest of right uu I justice. In other words, tho rightful and ouly pensionable wid ow iu tho case, the Pennsylvania woman, now receives a pension, while tho niiino of S irah hat ton Las beeu dropped from the rolls. The attorney told mo the story. He says that Mrs. liartou would havo been prosecuted for criminal practice iu the matter, but whou it was shown to thj officers of tho govern ment that, nlhoiigh technically guilty, she had perpetrated tho fraud iguoriiiitly ond unintentionally tho husband being the real offender tho case was dropped. And uo attempt was made to collect from her the money she had received as pensioner. I am glad of it. Yet, somehow, I can not help thinking that in this particu lar instance tho bliud goddess will never havo her scales properly bal anced until 1! ii ton, the deserter, shall have received his dues, nud tho little old womau iu Illinois, and that other little old woman iu Pennsylvania, whom he caused so much trouble and sorrow, shall know "for sure" that his Nemesis has overtaken him. Rut I may bo wrong. Monthly Ulustra- 1 tor. Smallest Dog I), ad. Probably the most novel funeral ever soeu in New Jersey occurred iu Rail way on Sunday afternoon. Tho corpse was that of a dog, said to bo tho small est of its kind in America, if not iu tho world. Victoria was a pure black and tan terrier. Her history is iu tercstin g. About lifteeu years ago Mrs. (iirbouctti, of Rah way, who was nt that t i in o a performer iu Baruum'a ciro.is, w is cngn ged in a tour of Eng land with the show. Slio wai excep tionally olever iu bundling horses, und she freq ioutly received presents from her ad nirers. () to day iu Manches ter a man sent bis compliments to tho fair rider, accompanied by a basket which contained tho smallest mite of cuuiuity sk o hud ever beheld. Tho dog ncconipnniod her on her travels ull over tli ) world, and th-ugh it never grew to robust siz , it was al ways healthy uu I i-he became siu cerely uttaohud to her put. In coursiof time Mrs. flarbonctti left tho sa.vd:iit rinj and settled down iu Rili.vay. List summer she was thrown from u buggy und killed, mid her husband, who is a farmer near Rubway, presented tho dog to Miss Mary McCaiin, who was with Mrs Oarbonetti who n tdio met with tho ac cident. Victoria was ubout six inches long, and her head was less than four inches from the ground. She weighed about eighteen oit'tcjj wLeu iu good condition. She was not capable of learning many tricks, but after years of piiticiit training her mistress suc ceeded iu teaching her to bit up uu her hauuehes und biicczc. Tho lat ter accomplishment, it is said, was responsible for her sudden death, and she sneezed sj iniieli that asthma set iu, ami ufler uu illness of less than uu hour she died. As a mark of regard for the departed canine, Mis McCaiiu hud made u miniature collin, which was covered with embossed plush. The collin was nine inches loug, livo wid) and four high and Vic toria was urr ingi l in it in if she was tilting h:r diily nap bihiul the btovo Reforo the body was commit ted to the grave au amateur photog rapher was called in and so. oral pic tures were taken of the animal. Tho dog was buried iu Miss MeO.iun gar den, and the berouvjd woman says a monument will soma day mark the ranting place of her departed Irieii'L RuU'alo Express. To Prove His Innocence. On the wall of cell No. 7, in tho Carbon County (Peiin. ) jail, appears tho imprint of a hand. Aud of this im print a strange Htory is told ft utory that is vouched for by leading citizens of tho county. Iu 1877 Alexander Campbell, one of the Molly Muguires, was confined in this cell. Ho stoutly protested his innocence, but was found guilty on tho confessions of several of his com rades. O.i t o night before he was hauged he stood upon his prisou cot, and, placing his left hand upon tho wall, hu slid that if he was innocent the impression of his hand would re main upon the wall so loug us the wall remained. Little attention was paid to tho re mark ut the time, but it has beou brought before tho public iu u vivid manner uiauy times since that night. Although nineteeu years havo passed and iu spite of many attempts to ob literate it, the outline of Campbell's hand shows us clearly on the wall to day as it did on tho night he placed it there. Tho walls have boeu whitewashed many times, but before tho lime is dry tho outlino reappears with start ling distinctness. Yet other m arlts nro obliterated by the lime. Tho strange phenomenon has beeu witnessed by many persons, but no rcasouiiblo solu tion to tho mystery has beeu nd vauccd. The cell is looked upou with fear by other prisoners iu the j ail, and if any of thorn becomes un ruly, tho wurdeu threatens to lock them up in No. 7. This threat usually has the desired effect. In fact, pris oners prefer tho dungaou to oell No. 7. New York World. A Novel Smoko Coiisumor. A new Binoke consuiniiig devicj his jnut beou tried in Pittsburg. Tho construction of the devm is simple and inexpensive An automatic ar rangement is attached to the doors ot tho furuace, aud is regulated by the steam pressure to iucrcuse or diminish tho iugress of air to tho firebed as needed. When the coal Lai become incundescout tho amount of air is di minished by tho idotiiug of tho vents to preveut tho cooling of tho fire by tho air blowing over it. Iu the eentei of tho firebox is au arch, which becomes incandescent, and tho heat from which burns the gases contained iu the smoke when the proper amount ofoxygou is mixed with it. Nom York Telegram. CHILDREN'S COLUMN. FKllTIHK. Threo ,111- girls are weary. Weary of hooks nud of play; f a l Is thf world and dreary, Klowly the time slips uway. 8ix little ft an aching; Jlowerl is Pivh llttb head; Vet they are up and shaking When there is mention of bed. liravcly they laugh and chatter, Just for a minute .r two: Then when they end their clatter, Uleep pomes qui rkly to woo, 81wly their eyes arc closing, I 'own aain drops every head, Three little maids an- dozing. Though they're not ready for bed. That Is their method ever, Night after night they protest, Claiming they're sleepy never, Nerer in lieeil of their rest. Nodding and almost dreaming, Drowsily ea"h little head rtill is forever scheming Merely to keep out of lied. --Chicago To! 1IOW HJ'OMiKH ill')W. Fiponges grow iu the bottom of tho sea. An I are made of tho bones of animals. Some sponges havo beauti ful forms somo are like n top, cup, ball nud wo have a piece iu (school like small branch of a tree. Men stmul iu boats and they have lings tied around their waist, then they go down to tho bottom of the sea. They take long spears nud cut tho sponge off tho rocks. When the men cani.) up from tho sea they put tho sponges in their arms or iu the hags. When the men bring tho sponge? up from the hcii they aro nli covered with soft j -lly which covers tho homy fibers. The colors of them are red, yellow, ami green. Tho men can only stay down ill the water for a few minutes. And they can only dive down about sixty feet. When the sponges aro alive they form a little Colony of tiny aniiiialH, then appears it suull yellow e,;g sn winning iu tht; water aud il. is a real egg. Then a tiny uiiimal i n I a number of them looks IiUe a mass of jelly, then arc openings inside is to let iu some food. For ft long ti.iU- peup'.u Used to think that they were plants, but now people know that they arc made of the bones from miimals. New York Mail and Express. TIIK KNOWISO OAMi:i ll(K. We all remember the Htory of the Athenian ortist who painted cherries bo naturally that even the birds were deceived aud came to peck at them. A modem incident illustrates in n somewhat similar in inner tho powct of pictorial art to deceive, mid at the same time- seems to show a good deal of reasoning intelligence iu at least or.e member of tho feathered tribe. Mr. Seott Leightoii, tho Huston ar tist, tells the Htory of a pet gamecock which he kept iu his studio. Having nt one time to paint the portuit of a large-sized gamecock for ft patron, Hit pet suffered ft great deal from the dom ineering spirit of the larger bird, nud got ho that ho never could see him without Hying into a rage. After the picture was completed and the feath ered model had been removed, the canvas remained iu tho studio, stand ing on tho Hour. One day the little gamecock wnt picking his way about thostitdio.wheu he suddenly caught sight of the coun terfeit presentiment of his formci enemy, With n scream of rage hf gave ono leap, nud, Hying nt the pic ture, stuck his spurs into it again auc again. The next timo that ho was given an opportunity, ho repeated the attack, and it became thoaimost daily amusement of thu artist and his friend: to witness theso impromptu cock tights between u live bird und r dummy. At last ono day the little fellow, resting a moment after nn unusualy spirited Attack, happened to cook bin head on one side so us to got ft look behind the picture. For an instant he was dumbfounded. Ho looked in front and saw his old enemy, as large s life; another glance behind, and he was more thau ever puzzled He thee deliberately walked behind aud around the picture Beverul times, carefully surveying it, and filially, with n spiteful Hu t, and with au air v! disgust that would havo dono credit to a human bciug, marched away auJ Lid himself. Never after that day could be b persuaded to attack tho picture, or in deed to pay the slightest attention to it. Ho had penetrated the shnni, 11111' would have uo more of it. Our Aui mal Friends. A Clear Case. Fmzzfuzz. Tint sayiug, "Marry in haste, repent ut leisure," is ull v, roiig. Sizzletop. -Think so? Ruzzfuzz. Certainly. After a uiuu Slurries L has uo leisure. Puck, NEARLY WIPF.I) OUT. Existence of the Few Surviving Buffaloes Threatened. Bringing tho Yellowstone Park Animals to "Washington. The scientists of Washington nro much alarmed ut the possible extinc tion of tho buffalo. Mr. Lingley the head of tho Kmilhsouian institute, writes Frank ii. Carpenter in tho Washington Star, does not think that there ure as many ns 100 buffaloes left in tho United States. There are a few hero iu the National park, and a small herd at Philadelphia. Austin Corbiu, the New York millionaire, has several, and it may be that there are some small scattering herds iu differ ent parts of the west. Of these, how ever, tho Smithsonian Institution has no record, and such ns exist nro pro bably half -breeds. Tho only pure buffaloes outside of tho above are those of tin; Yellowstone park, which two years ago numbered about U'lit head, und which are now reduced to fifty. Mr. Langliy has just received lottcia stating that ten 0 theso annuals liuvc beeu killed within the past four mouths, nud tint the others are iu danger. Tho chances ure that they will lust only n short time, and Con gress has beeu notified that if some thing is not done at once this wonder ful uiiimal will disappear from the faco of tho earth. There are no other buffaloes on the earth but these. The small herds of the East cannot be made to perpetuate the buffalo without inbreeding, which will deteriorate tho species, und its only salvation is the bringing of these from the Yellow stone Park to some point where they nn be carefully watched and cared for. It is Mr. Lungley's idea that they should bo brought to Washington and put in thi) National zoological park here. The main purpose of purchas ing this park was for the protection of such things ns tho buffalo uu I of other American animals liable to lie liner. It contains plenty of ground for a good buffalo park, uu I if these buffaloes can bo put iu it, they will xerve ns a neueles for the raising of huffiiloos, which can be supplied to the different zoological gardens of the Putted States uu I furnished to col onics of them over the country, by which tho Hpecies can bo pi rpetu ited. Professor (ioodn, the head of the Na tional museum, says that we ought to have at least 100 buffaloes iu order to maintain the species, nud Unit there should bo herd i iu different Hectious nf the country, the minimis of winch might be interchanged to previ nt the deterioration which tho inbreeding if a single colony would certainly pi o duec. One of tho largest buiV.iloi s ever known was shot by Mr. Jlnnia iay. It is now preserved iu the National Museum. It is live feet eiht Indus high at tho shoulders, and is ten feet two inches long from nose to tail. Many buffdoes weigh over sixteen hundred pound Tit 1 natural lite of tho animal is about twenty-five years. The cows usually breed once a year nud begin breeding at the iig.i l two years. Tho bulTilo calf ut birth is covered with red hair. This hair changes after a time to brown and then black. The hair 011 the head of a buffalo is very loug. Many a woman, in fact, Would be glad to have ns long hair ns that of one of tho stuffed buf faloes iu the National museum, which measures, 1 nm told, twenty-two inches. Tho buffalo cows weigh less than the bulls, a good fat one weigh ing from n thousand to twelve hun dred pounds. They have small udders, but their milk is very rich. It requires, in fact, tho ludk of two cows to satisfy ono buffalo cilf. Tho best time to look at a buffalo is iu tho fall or winter. In the siinmii r he is as ragged, ugly and dirty as nny animal on earth. He sheds his hair every year, beginning about February. The hair comes off a little at n time. It often hangs in bunches to his black skin, and he will light you if you touch it. He is troubled by the llies at this time, but he goes off to the nearest tiiudhole nud rolls in it until he has plastered his body with mud. If the hole is not deep enough he will dig it out with his horns aud h. a I, nud will then get in and roll over until his en tiro skin is coated. Ho curries such coats of mud throughout the summer, and ubout tho first of October In comes out with it fall suit of beautiful black hair, which thickens as winter approaches, mid which affords him wonderful protection from tne cld. Tho value of buffaloes has been in creasing more rapidly tha i anything iu this couutiy. About twenty years ago they were ft drug iu th) market. Thousands of them wero killed for their tongues, but a good buffalo is now worth at least SeOO when dead. Its skin is worth from 810) upward, according to (pi ility, and tho head is worth from $-1 )') to go) ) for iiioiiut- ing and preservation us a relic of this great animal of the past. Such is tho value of U dead buffalo. Live huf fiilm a for broiding nro worth much more, und I am told that th : govern ment buffaloes are worth from 1,000 to !?li,0 J apiece. At this rate the lifty in the Yellowstone park are worth from 85 ),000 to 100,0 ) ). They are worth 2.),)00 to the hunters who can sneak iu nud kill them in the wilds of the Yellowstone park. Sup pose there were lifiy c'-'Ddeor in the Adirondack mountains ; how long would it bo bef ire tiiey would be killel by hunters, no nutter what th) laws might be? Tho Yellowstone park is twice us largo us thu Adirondack), and is lifty times as far from civiliza tion. The country about it contains people who cure nothing for the buf falo or other game, ex -cpt for the money which they can get out id I hem. When you think that half dozen such 1111 11 c mid clean out this herd iu one day, provided they could find it iu one of the many wild val leys, and thereby make ?2o,(i0 out of the job, you get some idea of tho dan ger which exists. A Story Ah nit 'I'll;' Sii'l.i'i. Why does th ; Saltan allow what was unco a resp ;('tablo il set to rot to pieces aiieliori.il off Stamboul ? Simply beciu.su he considers nil ironclad a dan ;eroui iiistiu u 'iit iu the ban Is of any Minister or the resolute C niru uider. It is true tint there are no hhi H to guard his coasts, but also tin re are 110:1! to steam up the R nphoius mid t lirow a shell into his place, and that is the liist object to lie thought of. The incident which h d 1 1 th.: order for tho extinction of the Tin lush navy was us follows: A transport was bringing a number of time-expired men home, whin tiny respectfully mutinied, aud begged their ulli.tcrs to go below, as they wished to do Home thing w hich might not be approved of. Some hoii-couimissioiicd ollieers then took command and anehured off Doiiua II igtehen, und after tiring a sin ill salute, began slioutiuj. "Ljug livo the Sultuii !" This demonstration caused iniiin di nte confusion nt the pulnce and vari ous high officials were dispatched to parley with tho mutineers but tin y insisted on seeln;; the Minister, 1111 I when he at last appeared they said they knew the Sultuii had given the money to pay them, but that they hi.d not received it, nud they would uot budgo until they did. No arguments were of any avail, and the money hud to bo sent lor and distributed ufler which tin- linn weighed urn hor with 11 cheer, and gave up the ship again. The Saltan, however, tetlected that w hat a transport had done peiieeabh a heavily-armed man-of-war might- di' i w i t Ii evil intent, and failing lli-san j Pasha to him, he d clurcd that he j wanted no more navy. In this light-he irte I manner a ' branch of national d . feu-te, w hich has j been the pride of its olli rs, was Hiici ilic id to t he r ival fe us fur per i ' souul safety, and llas-au Pacha, who , has steadily carried out his m.-ister't J program, has rvi-r since b. en in j high favor, and is, to all int -nts mil purposes. Minister fur life. L onion 1 Standard. It 11 vd. ui Peasants Huts. The 11 ior of a II issia i peasant's hu, lis cither the hare earth or that dv J cred with some straw ; the walls an l white-washed. The general appear i unco is I hut of cleanliness. Jn uiu corner of the room a small lamp 11 suspend d b 'f, ne the lliou. A lrr;," I stove t ikes up one-ipi irb r of tin I room. If tin re is more than one rooii i in the hut the stove is built throngl the partition wall, so ns to heat tin ' other room as well, i The stove is ulso whitewashed am , fed with straw. It is fall of lillh pigeon holes, int 1 which article cm ; be put to be w.u 111. d au I dried. Finn I it a platform of wood, standing twi j and a half feet above the lloor, ix tends t the opposite wall; on thu I the peasant sleeps nt night. Thin ! half of the available space of tho roou ! is taken up. I Cloths liang from the roof. Renin th; wall run: it shelf, mi w hicii.amotii, 1 other thin ;s, uro tho durit browi : loaves of rve. Old Orchard, Me., bin 11 wnmai painter of a new kind. She paint houses and burns an I fencei, and due it for a l'Viiif, and makes a iood hv iu' ut it. Youth and Age. When a0 the world is young, niy il ut, Ami ull the world is guy. Your praise shall be on every tongue, And stvaiiis sltiill thri.ng your way ; r.le'll yolltll Volt meet will derm vol! --WH't, And all your charms be sung. And life will serin .-t ; liiiimi r day Win n all lite world i.- young. When all the world is old. my "b ar, And your brown loci.: nr.- gray. No more your praises wiil l etoM, Nor lovis round you stay ; tied grant that lin n one lute ol' ns n Shall you lis helpmate hold, And love make sweet your winlry day. When all tie- w,,r!d is old. - Vile--nt Howard in Mui:.-' y. RLMOROL'S. Teiicher Wiiut was Joan of Are maid of ? ihight pupil Made of fitist. If you wish to bo considered a man of "grout bhitkei," contract fi v r and itgue. The first love and the first shave are two things that only happen oitci! iu a man's lifetime. "Why does he follow her n with his eyes?'' "I belii -vo hu ha 1 some difficulty with his fed. " LlHo--Jack, tii)ia said we must not Bee each other nny more. Jack In deed! Shall 1 turn the gas out. A New Jersey man has patented 11 stove that explodes nt 10 o'clock lit night. lie has four daughters. " Wits your v isit t 1 the bank en tirely fruitless?" "Well, 110 ;l stopped 011 a I iiuiina skin ju. t as 1 hi lit old the door. ".Maine, what is classical uiiliie?" "Oh, d m't -yon l.n .w V It's the kind 3011 I. ,vc to hke whether you like it or not." I. idy of th,. house Would vou be M il. lug to worlt if you hud 11 chulino V Wniiy Willie Jlow remote i;i the chance '! "WIiiiI'h the dill'i 1'eiico between no toi iety and fame ?" "Well, if a mini is iiolorioii-ho is still alive; if Ii-j'u luinolls he's dead. " "Hannah, win-re did. -til t in e. 1 In ol-1 11 dishes come from ?" "I dropped the tr. y of indesli ue;ib!e china,'' meekly llliswel-ed lliilililth. "Mali wauls but little I,, re bo,nv" So run- He- g I ,,ld song : ll lie bill a IVrltW.-. Ilnll-h, lb- d u i want tin; I ui "lo you notice any chat 111 1'Uiti ley ?" asked the tail in in. "No, I don't, snapped the other sourly. lie was I 'iiuiley's tailor. "Ib'ldget, why di hi') you heal my room In Iter? It' only filly ,1, -rives. ' "t h, I thou :ht that for such a i-mall room Inly deerics wot. id be i-n..ii!'h." "N ni '!" tiiid the man fr-.m New port. "Neivi? Why, that f, How would ;,o into a hv, i v tlab.'e nud n.-.j, them t-i h t 111 111 leave Ills bifveh: H 111: litem.'' Authors limy lie din. led roughly into three eroiips-lhe good, the bud, and the popular. 'I In- tiisl make lame, the si cud lu ike books, uml the thud male luoin-y, "Mankind," says nn ob.si rving philoMi; her, "is ih ided j ii 1 1 I wo gr a' classes -1 hos w !... w ant to i;et into the papers 1, lid tho-,,. who tile only liltxioiis to be kept ollt. "Wnat did .vou buy this piece 1 I lnii-ic for?" asked Mr. l'ailey, cross ly, us he took lip 11 shel l from tho piano. "1 bouejit it for a sou;,', " re plied Mr-. ).u ley swi etly. ' 'A h ! t hal's a great strain!" ex claim d the tenor, who wu- fri ci-iii.' his v oce iu his ludtuoin. "Agliat strain il i-," replied his room-mate, "oil those who h-.ve to listen to it." "Every experience of your lite, my friend," said the solemn-luced v isitor at the j ill, "is for you to make the right u -c of it. Piter 110 coiii hiiui. Hear yiiir punishment iu silence. Take tilings us, you find them." "I alius ilu,' s ud the d -j -eted vagabond behind ill bars. "That's how 1 go! heii." Viuniice-t Daughter of a Putrid! Snhlict Tin- oiitigest dim ;hter ut a K vo lution .r, soldier, s far n known, was di c iv.red ut L bi-i i-i, I'ltiii, I-, c -iit.y, mi l mlded to the member ship .1 the Wtilim antic chapter of tho I in- liters ot the Revolution, Si- is Mi,. Augustus Averp is only ,V.t ear.-- u'.d. Her father was 71 years o'.d al : ho time of her birth. Ho was doubtless one of theyoun geit soldiers iu the war. There nro only eight other dauht ns of It -vol utiotiary soldiers liidoiie.ing to the old r. lii i'ilkim; it Ut iitly. Little E 1 1 Papa, I I, now what I am going to give you for your birth day. Father What is it, chil 1? Ell 1 - A beautiful shaving cup. Father W by my dear, I have nl l'i uly t ot one. Kill --Yes, but I broke it just uow. 1 WIMI-' . 1 mil' 1 1 1. itn-t. r i'i

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