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NO. 3-1.
Faster Hope,
Wlii'ii winter's minions have w ithdrawn
Their spectrul tents from hill uud plain,
Auil drawn by vi'rmi'il-niiiiitli'il dawn,
Comes spring to I'liiiin her own again.
TllO willdlloWlT ill Its SUIlll'Sslecp
Within its prison cliuuihcnfiill
Feels sudden through ItslH'iliij; leap
A vernal and ecstatic thrill.
(opi hlils then look. O drooping heart,
Heyond death's dark environing,
When like the Mower thou, ton, shall start,
Kcncwcd ns with tlio touch of spring.
Clinton Scolliircl in Harper's Uazar.
OALLA LILIES.
''C)h, Miulgo, I lmvo found tho
dearest shell uud such a lot of iuk
seaweed. "
"Well, I'm fairly loaded down with
treasures. Won't llio homo folks at
the East bo delighted when we carry
our trophies back? Only think, Lucy,
the winter is gone mid for once in
our lives wo hnveii't heen hiiow. To
morrow in Faster, you know."
They were dragg'cd mid hnii'-disliev-cled,
these two girls, whoso merry
voices were caught by tho impudent
west wind and carried over tlio hand
domo piled up by the advancing
Waves that screened the liltlo eottngo
just beyond from tlio view of tho
treasure seekers on the beach. Tin;
breakers had dashed their pretty tour
ist dresses with salt hp ray more than
oueo when their interest in searching
for sea secrets had made them obliv
ious of their proximity.
Such glad, happy voices they were,
so full of youth's abundant enthusi
asm, so vibrant with life's sweet im
pulses that the solitary man standing
in the door of his vine-covered cottage
turned his face in the direct ion from
whence they cnine, n nil, shading his
eyes with one muscular hand, listened.
His face was not 11 happy one, mid
his eyes really tine eyes they were,
full of possibilities of loving were
brimmed with discontented shadows.
The mini's form, as he stood there,
quite filled the doorway, suggesting
the thought that his measurement niu-t
have been taken when the cabin was
constructed, and the entrance, made
an exact fit witli little or no spncu to
spare. This suggestion of economy
was carried nut even more noticeably
in the interior arrangement of the tiny-
abode. The lioil, a rude all'air of 1111
dromjd boards and army blankets,
together wilh a chest of toulH, ex
actly fitted across one end of the single
loom. A few necessary cooking utoiisils
and a more lavish display of garden tool-4
occupied every uvailahlespaec upon the
walls of this diminutive i soiblisbiiiout,
where, notwithstanding its compact
ness, "order reigned supreme." Kvery
article that could by any poisiblo
means be hung upon tli - wall had its
own particular nail, nnd was in its
place. That tho man was orderly in
all his belongings could bo seen at a
glance. Even the (lowers in the garden
grew in prim, deeided rows, and the
cottage tloor was without the Usual in
dications of masculine housekeeping.
Having noticed these things, one nat
urally becomes desirous of a closer ao
quuiutauce with the man, who, living
nn existence of utter isolation, sur
rounds himself with so many refilling
influences.
i "Tlicro is Bomo uncommon el ment
of attraction in the man's moody faei,
and one cuu almost imagine the mouth
to bo sensitively curved under its
heavy growth of bnird. Looking at
him hi he stands under the luxuriant
Swaying vines hanging from li s cot
tago eaves, you feel tint it is alio
mistake, this hermit life of his. Nature
nover intended him for a recluse. His
heart is too large; too lavish with af
fectionate impulses that have striven
to Mud satisfaction in the flowers he
Las cultivated for tho very love of
them. There should bo a sweet-faced
Woman at his side, nml children
at play anion;; tho flowers.
There are some p -opto so emiuoutly
fitted for tho genuine homu liio that
thoy carry suggestions of it about
them like the fragrance of a per
fume that cannot be separated from
their personality. Hugh Andrews
realized his weakness. Ho knew that
the flutter of feminine skirts and tho
ripple of chil lish laughter filled his
Whole being wilh btrango tenderness,
(tnd knowing this ho fought against it
Vith stubborn determination rarely
exercised in the completing of un
worthy passions.
Years ago he had vowel to hate hu
manity, and because his better Helf
would not permit him to accomplish
his purpuRO in the active walks of life,
Burrotiuded by warm pulsating hu
man hearts, he withdrew from among
them, and went West ; as far West as
it was possible, and made u little houm
for himself among tho solitudes of the
Pacific coust. He was rich in broad
acres of wild pasture land, and content
that they should rcprescut his wealth.
Hut of lute an eastern syndicate dis
covering the future possibilities ot tho
place had made hi in a magnificent
offer fur his sage-covered acres, which
he had indignantly refused. What
cared ho for gold? His wants were
few, and his scanty income jtiite sup
plied them. His dog, his cow, his
saddle horse inul his flowers were his
companions. All ho asked of the
woriil was to let him entirely alone in
his lonely corner, and even this mod
est request was denied. Failing in
their ut tempts to secure his lands the
syndicate had purchased those adj i
ceiit, and the motor brought crowds
of pleasure-seekers to his very door
three times n day. Must ho go away
from his friend, the ocean, and seek
some lest attractive solitude? Was
there any place in all the earth where
curious, prying tourists would not
venture? Ho thought he was trying to
forget the dark chapter of his life, and
all tho whiic lie was nursing tho mem
ory of it in his resentment to man
kind. "And so tomorrow is Laster, " ho
mused, us tho girlish voices grew faint
and fainter with tho lengthening dis
tance between. "I used to keep holi
days in that other life of mine; but I
have kept no record of them for 10
veins. 1 was to have married Edna
Lldrcd on Luster Sunday, 10 years
ago." His eyes turned with pathetic
longing to the bank of snowy ealla
lilies swaying their waxen goblets in
tho breezi at his side. Oa Faster
Sunday, 10 years ago tomorrow," he
repeated sadly. "I wonder that 1
have cared for calla lilies since, for
they always reminded me of her; but
somehow my lite would be incomplete,
without thmi." Was it quito com
plete with them. He seemed to think
so, but his faco did not mirror the
completeness.
"J bought F Ina a calla lily bulb at
Christmas time that year," ho con
tinued, "and wv said that its first
blossom should unfold for our wed
ding day. How we watched that bin),
my little sweetheart and I, for she
was niino then, before my college
chum, Walter licntoii camo with his
greater facinatioii, and deliberately
set iiliout winning her heart from me.
That first calla lily bit 1 opened to full
perfection on Lister Sunday, and
crowned hi -i wedding feast, not
mine. "
Ho was bending over tho lilies, al
most caressing them with his strong
hands, and did not see the eager little
face pressed against the rude fence by
which his garden w.is inclosed. A
moment later he w,n startled by a
soft, childish voice lisping:
"I'leasc, Mr. Man, may I have ono
lily for my pretty mamma's Lister ?"
Turning about, this picture met his
gaze : A round, rosy face, w ide en
treating biuo eyes, a dimpled chin
resting on the topmost slat of the
fence, the tips of teu rosy lingers, a
wide-rimmed hat blown backward and
a mass of fluffy hair tossing about in
golden confusion. Had ho schooled
his heart for nothing all these years,
that such a strong desire to take the
darling in his arms and kiss her soft
little mouth should till him with long
ing now ?
" Mamma says that Lister is never
a happy day for her," continued tho
child with a inithotio break in her
voice, like the beginning of a sob,
"and I guei-B that one of those pretty
lilies would make her forget that she
cuu t bo happy on Latter. Lilies
ought to make people very happy,
but you h ivo such a many, and you
dou't look vary happy. "
A little lady came flying along the
beach beyond the stud dome, calling
distractedly :
"Kthel, Libel, oh, whoro aro you,
my child ? "
'Here, mamma. Do como and soo
the pretty lilies."
Directed by tho child's voice, tho
little woman ciuie toward the cottage,
and not seeing tho gentleman at first,
began reprovingly:
Only think what my naughty
daughter has don) now. While f have
been searching for you the last motor
left for tho city, and wo must now
spend tho night in this lonely place."
Then becoming conscious of anothor
presence, she tnruoil uer troubled
face toward him.
Thoir eyes met with iustaut recog
nition.
''Hugh!" both hinds .vent out to
him entreatiugl.v, "forgive."
Walter?" There was a touch of
the old resentment in his voice, and
his questioning ghiuee fell ou tho
child.
One must remember only good
things of the dead," she said softly.
Vint naughty iniiii, you've made
my pretty mamma cry, and you was
going to give tier a Illy to make her
happy," tho child's indignant voice
protested.
She shall have them if she will
como ami taku tueiu. ill you,
Edua, ? "
The bitik ot snowy lilies was bo
twecn them the lilies am1 the littli
child in whoso dimpled hands tin
gate stood open but tho fiiir-fueei.
woman saw neither the lilies nor the
child at that moment. She saw only
the true lovo entreating her in the
eyes of the man she had never ceased
to love, nnd remembering tho great
wrong she had done him, and his
years of exile, she passed through tho
gate and into tho circle of his arms.
Detroit Free Press.
Change of Color in Animals.
In cold countries, upon the ap
pronch of winter, tho fur of the ani
mals begins to change in color. Tie
black-coated creature begins to turn
dust-color and gray, finally tho color
fades out ami tho animal becomes
pure white. Tins is tint lire's provision
for their protection, as, were they to
retain their dark color, it would be ex
tremely easy to sue nnd cipturo them
on tho snow-covered surface. The
Arctic haro is an interesting exuuii
of this change. In summer it is on
the upper side black, with light-h'-own
mixed; when cold weather approaches
the fur fiules out nnd becomes snowy
white, except ut the tips of the curs,
which retain tho dark color. Tin si
little animals are wonderfully hardy
and prolific, nnd expeditions hav
found them of great vuluo us n food
supply in time of nocossity. There is
also a much larger hare, know n ns the
polar here. This animal has u some
w hat fluffy coat, and it takes a very
sharp eye to detect -it when ritnnin;j
over n field of I'ght snow. Then
also an Arctic fox that changes color in
the same way. It is very small, and
a most beautiful creature. In summer
its fur is a delicate shite gray; when
the snow comes the hair becomes won
derfully thick and long, especially on
the tail and feet. To bring the sum
mer and winter coats of this animal
together, it would seem impossible
that they came from tho hiiiio crea
ture. These foxes are very sly and till
usually intelligent. They are most
accomplished thieves, appearing to
steal for the fun of it, as they carry
ii way nrticli'H that coii'd by no possi
bility bo of any use to them. Tho or
mine is another of the coat-changing
creatures. 1 n summer its fur is of
rich mahogany brown, but in winter
it acquires that beautiful white with
which we are so familiar. New York
Ledger.
Stopping MurliiiH'i-y hy Electricity.
Tho sad loss of lifo an I limb, which
occurs much too often, should, if M.
L. Lueicn Meyer's invention is
adopted, bo minimized. Ho describes
his contrivance ns one that is capable
of bringing to immediate standstill all
tho machines in a large factory at the
moment a cry gives warning that some
one has been caught by clothing, hair
or limb, an 1 is being dragged between
rollers and cog i. A number of elec
tro magnets are brought into ncti'ou
by tho pressure of any of a series of
contact buttons, fixed up at very con
spicuous points in a shop, and these
control valves which shut olT the mo
tive power, whether steam, air, water
or electricity. At the bumo instant
brake of great clT Mitivonoss is brought
against tho periphery of the fly
wheels. At a recent trial a twenty
horse power engine, working at niuety
revolutions, under a pressure of seven
kilogrammes, was stopped by tho ap
paratus in two-thirds of a second. Al
though the starting and keeping in
motion of machinery may bo taken as
all important objects from an engi
neer's point of viow, there is a very
decided advautago to bo derived from
being able to slop it, if necessary, ou
tho iustaut. London Machinery Mar
ket. The Meanest Mean Man."
To tho largo number of stories of
tho "meanest mau" which aro fre
quently related should bo added that
of a certain Frenchman famous for
his habit of grumbling at everything
and on every o-eision. Ho was
attacked by intl iiutnstory rheumatism
and was very carefully nursed by
his wife, who was very devoted to
him in spito of his fault finding dis
position. His bufferings caused her
to burst iuto tears some times as she
sat by his bedside. One day a friend
of this invalid camo in and asked how
ho was a getting on.
"Uadly, badly," ho exclaimed.
an I it is all my wife's fault.
"Is it posublo?" aske 1 his friend
in sni p rise.
"Yes; tho d ;tor t d.l m i that
humidity was bad tor me, and tli-re
that woman silt ami ci tes ju t to in iL
it m list in the ro on. " -1'eannii
Weekly.
At tho I'niou depot in Cneugo
there is au average of nearly ten train i
an hour and of 31, Out) passengers a
dt.whilo 1,000,000 pieoos of bijgigj
a fear cae handled.
CIIILDREX'S COIitM.V.
WHAT lll'TIl WANTS.
Hear little Hath went vlsilinif,
And came home very sad,
for all her hahy friends she'd found,
(intiidpits ami grandmas had,
And many aunts and uneles too
Kin she had never known
Though a sister kiwi, and hrolhers two,
Ami parents are Iht own.
Ho, si ralk'ht she sought her fond miiinma
On her small lirow a frown
And "dear mamma," she gravely said,
"When next you go to town,
I want you there to buy for mo
A gray-haired grandpa pn,
And some nice aunts and alleles, mid
A darling grandmamma.
J'or all the other little girls
Have foHs like those I've named,
Ami when they knew I hadn't one,
1 did feel ro nslui i ! "
Detroit I'ree Press.
A ri'.r nrrrKUKi.v.
In a Huston paper, the Transcript, a
correspondent, an invalid lady, tells
of how idie made a pet in her sick
room of a butterfly. It is an inter
esting experiment that any of you can
try later. In the early HUinmer she
noticed a milkweed cattorpillar travel
ing across tiie floor, and to slop it
temporarily for a look at it she put a
tumbler over it. To her surprise, tin;
worm proceeded at once to spin his
little web "and hang himself head
downward, from the bottom of the
covering gluss in such wise that in the
course of two days we saw tho wholu
process of change, even to tho split
ting of tho caterpillar skin ami the
final wriggle froiii it that changed
him into a most exquisite transparent,
Nile-green chrysalis, buttoned with
gold. Toward the end of two weeks
this began to grow opaque, ami grad
ually we saw from nnd ,-r it the thorax
antennae, head, wings and ab loininal
rings in perfect coloring of black and
red." Then one line morning he
burst out a butterfly, though wilh tiny
wings no bigger than dime pieces.
Tho wings grew wilh great rapidity,
and after the little creature expanded
to his full size ho became very socia
ble. Ho liked to bo held ou the lin
ger, "and after I had onco unrolled
his proboscis with u pin mid guided it
to a drop of sugared water, he quick
ly learned to find his feed and sucked
it up greedily. A few days later he
floated away out of the window." It
must have been very exciting to watch
him change and grow from a grub to
a butterfly, and as milkweed cutorpil
liyjj; aro very common, it will bu easy
to repeat tho occurrence when warm
weather comes again. New York
times.
A MOI'SR NTOHV.
A lady living in my house in the
Country announced to me that she had
tamed a family of mice, consisting ol
a father and mother and se ven young
liiouso children, who hud made their
nest iu tho partially decayed sash
frame of tho window in her first floor
bed room, which had an opening on
to the sill outside. Sho further stated
that she could identify each of the
members of this family, mid could in
duce them to como at hor cail and
leeu out oi ner Hand. llicso
statements appeared so incredible
that I felt compelled to express my
disbelief iu them in the absence of
personal proof of their veracity, nnd
she therefore requested mo to accom
pany her to her room, there to receive
such evidenc ) as would satisfy my
loubts. I went and stood with her
close to tho open w indow, and she
culled tho mice by tho names, 'Tim,"
Tom," "Jack" and so on, to which
sho assorted that she had accustomed
them, ami I saw them como one by
ouc, on to tho window lodge, where
they ate bread out of her hand, and
subsequently out of my own, not
timidly, but as if in full assurance of
safety.
On the afternoon of tho same day I
had a small tennis party in the garden
ou to which this bedroom looked. My
cousin, whoso Christian niinio is dim.
was playing tennis, aud several of the
party, including myself, wore sitting
iu the garden beneath tlio house win-
low, when afternoon tea was brought
out to us, and I called loudly, "Jim,"
'Jim," several times to communicate
that fact to my cousin. At tho third
or fourth cull something rau across
tho path, mill one of tho party ini-
ulsively threw his low hat at it, oud
killed what we found to bo a mouse.
Tho mouse turner was not of the
party, and knew nothing of tho occur
rence, to which, indeed, nono of us at
tached more than a passing import
ance. The next morning, however,
still iu ignorance of tho incident, she
distrcssedly informed ns that her little
"Jim" hud disappearel from her fam
ily, and that, although tho others ap
peared as usnul at her call, he re
inaiued absent; aud I know that he
ueter reappeared. The Spects""',
Till: ABYSSIXIAXS.
They Are the Oldest Nation of
Christians in The World. .
The Conquerors of Thy Italians
Scalp Tho Slain.
The empire of Abyssinia fell into
the hands of Italy through tho death
of Meiielek 1., king of Shon, and the
Italians find t hemeslves, alter luaiiy
years of warfare, costing tho lives of
thousands of men and millions of dol
lars, in only partial possession of a
land once thought to be tho scene of
the c 'useless warfare between the lion
and the unicorn, a laud where the
rivers refu.-ed to flow unless overbeds
of precious stones ; who-o mountains
were of solid gold the homo of tho
qu 'en of Shchu, w ho gathered from its
riches tho treasures which iiiinized
King Solomon, and Ii no 1 i v the land
which, Ulidi l llu inline of Kthiopui.hiia
a hititory m marvelous as that of
I'.gypt, for whose throne, in fact, it
actually furnished many inoir.irchs.
That is the Abyssinia of traditiou.
Iu reality it it; nothing to boast of.
Italy has acquired nothing but u few
thoiisiiid miles of extra territory, peo
pled by inhabitants who eat their
meat raw, w ho practice cruel tortures,
w ho out a man's head oil' for debt.und
who, strangely enough, profess to bo
the oldest body of Christians in the
world.
The typic d Abyssinian is a tough
cu-toiuer. Ho would cast his father
into prison for a small debt, chain his
mother-in-law to a .o-t for some
slight infraction of domestic disei
pliins, and then calmly go to church to
worship with a clear e m-cieiiee. His
torians tell us that he was originally a
Caucasian, but ho has welcomed
i:,-yitian, Hebrew, Arab, Greek and
l'ol'tiiguc.ic into his civilization
without restraint, and as ho stands
today he is literally all things to till
men. There are probably half a mil
lion of him scattered over lUO.OOO
miles of territory, and ho has ached
to get a chance at the Italians, who
profess to despise him, but who iu
half a hundred buttles and t-kirini.-dics
hnvi) had their hands full.
The Abyssinian has boon fighting
against Fiiiopeau Hipreiiiuey foryears.
Old king Theodore and then king
John, iu the good old days, used to
make prisoners of all embassies sent
out to them by foreign governments,
and then would tight the relief parties
sent out for their rescue. These ex
changes of courtesies continued for a
quarter of a century, but the wily
foreigner soon suppressed John.
There are Homo lillO.OOO lighting
men in the kingdom, lK.IIOH of whom
have become possessed of rill s. Tho
Abyssinian lights mostly with a sword
which has a blade of good steel two
feet long and u razor-like hook almost
as long. Willi this he can reach over
an enemy's shield ami pound a holo iu
him before he knows what has hurt
him. He is also fully armed with
spears, javelins and other weapons,
and when a cloud of warriors, thou
sands strong, and thus armed, sudden
ly appear iu front of a detached c.d
u in u of lviropean infantry, annihila
tion generally follows. Tho practice
of scalping, strangely enough, is part
of the Abys .iniati warfare, and the
ghastly trophies thus gathered consti
tute an Aby.isiniuu's best claim to rec
ognition as a warrior.
ButpsueoliH its victories for this
strange people as well as war. Thus,
for killing an elephant single handed
ho is permitted to wear a silver chain,
for a lion a similar ornament, etc.
When ho has killed ono foo his head
is shaved, with tho exception of a
single plait ; for two enemies he is al
lowed two plaiti, and so on until five
adversaries have fallen before his
prowess, mid thell ho is allowed to let
it grow at will.
Abyssinia has been governed for a
century pust by kings who exercise a
limited authority. The warrior popu
lation is too independent to submit to
tyranny, ns inoro than one monarch
has found to his soriow. l'ach dis
trict submits to the ipi isi authority of
a chief, and this has le 1 to a queer
administration of the law. Tho Mj
aaie interpretations are earned out iu
detail, and "an eye for an eye and a
tooth for a tooth" is the basic princi
ple underlying the Abyssinian code.
The whole criminal code is merciless
in ita infliction of penalties. Thieves
are publicly whipped, and to heighten
the moral effect of the chastisement
on iho community the prisoner is
made to cry out with each lash, "Take
heed nnd profit by my unfortunate po
sition.
To test their insensibility to pain, a
group of Abyssinian warriors will seat
themselves iu a circle, haro their arms
and invito their gill friends to place
lighted tind'jr ou tho exposed tkitv.
Then, while the flesh sizzles, he will
smile uud keep up an animated con
ver-ntiou, obvious to the pain.
The strange features of 'his strange
people, however, is their rclijion.
They lay claim to Christianity, dating
their conversion back to primitive
times, and that they do observe
the tonus and ritual of that faith
there is no doubt. Kjligioiis feasts
uud fasts ure incredibly nuineroils.aud
are obsei ved with piinctillioiis regard.
It is said that the fast days iu a single
year number over l!(il.
They do not practice the generally
accepted doctrine of cleanliness being
next to godliness, however, and tho
feast of St. John is regarded ns the
universal day when Abyssinia cleans
up for the year. Tin; true Abyf-sinian
regards it pagan at all times to wash
his clothing or his body, with the ex
ception of the hands or feet when
starling on a journey. New York
Dispatch.
How Camphor is .Made.
One of the principal products of tho
territory which has come under
Japanese udmiuistriitiou as u result of
the war with China, is camphor.
Small shanties arc scattered over the
hills w hi r tin; camphor trees grow,
and in all directions the clearing of
the woods is going on at a lap.d late.
Ou the hillsides are built distilleries,
consisting of oblong-shaped structures
principally of mud bricks, and about
teu or twelve feet Ion,', six feet
broad and four feet high.
"Ou each Hide there are five to ten
fire holes about a foot apart and the
sunn; distance above the ground. Oil
each fire bole is placed an eartheru
pot fuil of water, and above it a cyl
indrical tube, about a foot ill diame
ter and two feet high, passes up
through tho Ktrileturo and appears
above it.
The tube is capped by a large in
verted jir, with a packing of dump
hemp between the jar and the
cylinder to prevent the escape of
steam. The cylinder is filled with
chips of wood about tho size of the
little linger, which rests ou a per
forated lid covering the j ir of water,
so that when the steam rises it pusses
up to the inverted jar, or condenser,
absorbing certain resinous matter
from the wood ou its way.
While distillation is going on an es
sential oil is produced and is found
mixed with the water on the inside of
Iho jar. When the jar is removed,
tho beady drops aolidlfy, ehrystalizu
tiou commences uud camphor iu a
crude form, looking like newly-formed
snow, is detached by tho hands, placed
in baskets liued with plantan leaves
uud hurried ofT to tho nearest border
tow n for sale.
With regard to camphor as in other
commercial matters, the Cuiuesii gov
ernment has acted very foolishly. For
over thirty years there has been a
constant demand for camphor, uud
yet the administration his dotie noth
ing to prevent tho reckless waste of
the forests and tali en no steps to pro
vide for the reafforestation of umu
habited tracts useless for cultivation.
Scottish (icograpnic.il M ga'.ino.
(mo Antique Phrases.
Some interesting bits of philology
aro given in a recent number of the
(ilaegow Christian Leader. "Conspic
uous by its absence," we urc tmld, is
an expression used by Lord ltus,ell
in a speech iiuido by him in IMol), but
tho expression is us old us Tacit us,
having been employed by that histo
rian in exactly the sniiie way ns by
Lord John Kussell, w ho, being it tin
ished classical scholar, nodoiibt trans
lated uud adapted it to his own uso.
The phrase "to die iu tho lat ditdV'
was first used by William, prince of
Orange, who, during tho war with
France, was naked what he Would do
iu case the troops of Holland weio de
feated in the field, and who replied:
"1 will die iu the last ditch." The
"baker's dozen," meaning 1 hi i toon,
dates back to the time of Kdwurd I,
when very ii;id laws were euated re
garding the sale of bread by linkers.
The punishment for falling short iu
the sale of loaves by the dozen was so
severe that iu order to run no risk the
bakers were accustomed to give thir
teen or fouiteeu loaves to tho dozen,
and thiisaiose this peeuliurcxprcssion.
The t-obriqiiet "Father of his coun
try" dates further back than the time
of Oeorgo Washington, being first ap
plied to Murius, the Homuu, who, I!.
C. 10'J and 101, won signal victories
over tho northern burburiaus. Matins
declined the houor, but tho name was
afterwards given to Cicer;, then to
several more or less worthy Uoiuui.
emperors, and liually to Washington,
win', by Ins enemies, was also termed
tho "stepfather of his country."
Port Slid, tho terminus of the Sueas
canal, enjoys the reputation of beiug
the wickedest place iu the world.
Wishing and Working.
Tho boy who's always wishing
'J lint this or that miizl t he,
lint never tries his inetlle,
Is the hoy Unit's hound to son
His plans all come to failure,
His hopes end in defeat;
i'l.r that's what eomes when wishing
And working fail to meet.
The boy who wishes this thing
Or that tli oik' with a will
't hat spurs him on to le'timi.
And keeps liim trying still
When effort n ts with failure,
Will some day surely win :
1'or he works out what he wishes,
And that's where "luek" eomes lilt
The "luek" Hint I believe in
Is that whh'li comes with work,
And no one ever llnds it
Who's content to wi;-h and shirk.
The men the world culls "lucky"
Will (ell you. every one,
That success comes, not hy wishing:
lint by hunt W ork, bravely done.
- -KlIKN I'.. ItEXlolin.
Jl I'M 01(0 1'S.
It is not iic-cowiry to uso water in
pouring over a book.
"Hcwiiro of imitation," us tho mon
key said o the dude.
A good lawyer is not a necessity,
for necessity kuows no law.
Full's iu the newspapers help many
merchants to "ruise the wind."
All men aro not homdess, but
some in e-u are home less than others.
A telegraph wire is like a mous
tache. It is of no uso when it is
down.
When a convict's watch runs down
it does not necessarily follow that his
time has expired.
When a cow gives you a horn it is
more polite than truthful to say you
have hud a milk punch,
A disagreeable old bachelor says
that tho only time a woman does not.
exaggerate is when she Is talking of
her age.
'I he j t (.'mailed in deep iimny
'Neath CMinnicntH nualviic,
'(Hi. fur some pen," they heard him say,
"To criticise il ritie : "'
Willie I knew you were coming to
night. Custletoii-Why, Willie.
Willie S. Hler h is been nidcop all af
ternoon. The evil that men do lives after
tin in. Kvetl when an amateur Cor
nells! dies, ho leaves the fatal instru
me'it behind.
There was one; a professor who
being asked what ho knew upon a
certain subject, replied "Nothing; I
have not even lectured on it."
A smart young man picked up a
flower iu the ball room after all the
girls hud gone, mid sung, pathetically.
"Tis the last rosj ol some her."
It rather annoys a woman after sho
lias hud a child christened some
1 1 in t lit i; Indian name, to learn that
the inline, translated, melius "old
boots."
A young lover paid $ bl for a loco
motive to run him do miles to see his
girl, and when ho got there the fainily
buildog ran him two miles and didn't
charge him a cent.
llortense Did yoiisay Mr.Spooner
swore all sorts of things on his bonded
kuetvs last night? Henrietta Yes.
there was an upturned tack on the
curpct just where he kneeled.
".Maid of Allien-., ere we part,
(iive me buck my silver heart,
"1 enu't," the el -vei damsel cried,
"My le w l"'tiu's pi lure i inside.''
"Yes," said lb; wool dealer, 'T
prefer to sell Wood to in- u w ho do
their own sawing. You can't convince
a man who has wmktd all day at a
wood pile that there isn't a full cord
of it."
"With all my experience of legis
lation," says the vet ran councilman,
"ihere is .ne lull to which J am op
posed, but wh.c'i I nm always com
pelled to pis, and that's my wife's
millinery biil."
A I'iiiladelphiii hoardim; house
keeper won't take any but pretty girl
and s isceptiblo young men. Thosa
who full ill love ale seated together lit
tiie table, and, of course, lose their
appetit.H. She is getting rich.
Some genius bus invented a ma
chine l . .In y pianos. This will fill u
l.iliL.; felt want. W hell t w o young peo
ple of opposite sex are in the parlor
iu the evening, the old lady don't be
gin to saunter iu until the piano stops.
Win-ii a woman i uho9 out into tin)
y-ird, her eyes flashing with executive
determination, and picks up a piece ol
boar 1 to throw ut a hen, it is interest
iu ; to si- liow quickly all tho children
i ,e in : in the vicinity will run iu
Ii a: id her to prevent being hit.
A lawyer recently lost a bride iu a
peculiar way. Ho appeared jit tho
Wedding, but ou being called to the
c lemony, from sheer force of habit,
protei-ted that ho was uot ready to
pioc vd, and demanded delay. Aud
ao the bride got mad aud shippad
him.