Tjf' (Eltatlutut Qccovtl. II. -A.. LOIVDOIV, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ! $1.50 fU YEAR Strictly In Jldvanci. RATES or ADVERTISING One square, one insertioa- - II. 00 One square, two insertions - 1.50 One square, one month 8.60 For larger advertisements hb' ftl con facts will be made. VOL. XVIII. PITTSBOttO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JUNE II, 1800. NO. 12. Harvest for the Soul, tn the country thero's a lavish waste of bloom, All the freighted air Is weighted with per fume, Every bud and every boo Has a word for you and mo, I assume. God Is speaking in -the flowers IIo has made. Ho Is speaking In the beauty tbero dis played ; Oli, It pays to wander far. Where the rarer blossoms are, Lost in shade. Wo bhall larger be anil nobler for a stroll By tho wonders that the meadows now un roll ; Not a flower greets the cyo But will blossom by and by In UiobouI. And the laughter of tho waters that wo meet. Waters wearing crystal slippers on their feet. It will sometime laugh again In our life, and doubly then 'Twill bo sweet. Then let u gj and garner while wo may, For all the bloom and beauty will away ; Not tho poorest in the land B it has rl dies at his hand For today. Ed T. I!"ll in Indianapolis Journal. A Tussle With a Lucifee. 1ST J. W. DAVinsOX. "Hadn't you butter bring in the bossy from t ho field behind tho burn before, you go, George?" said littlo Mrs. Ad a in to bur broad-shouldered husband, as bo mudo ready to start for the village olio afternoon just af ter baying. "Why, what nils tho calf? Ain't it all right? I hitched it down near thu woods, where tho clover's growin' up rank. " An I tlio stout young farm ;r turned low ii d bis wife, who laughed, as bbo answered : "Yes, it's all tight ; but Artie here," and she motioned toward a littlo boy, tho prototype of bis f nt l-r, "says ihero is something down in the woods, ami ho is afraid it will carry off bis pet," "Why, pa, I heard him growliu' and tmiaibiu' in tho woods when I was playiu' with bossy jnst uow, and Fido run like anything. " And tho boy's face grew earnest, and bis eyes diluted, while a littlo yellow dog crept as closely as possible to his seven-year-old master, r.s though for protect io n. "1 haven't tiiuo now," answered tho father of tho boy, climbing into his rough wagon. "It's after one o'clock, and I've got to get some work done nt the blacksmith's. You watch over bossy till I get back." And bo started tho horses over the rough road ou his way to tho littlo hamlet, six miles away, a portion of tho distance being through thick, pri meval woods, for it was in tho border of New England, n nr tho Canada line that Geurgo Adams was making for himself a home in the wilderness. "It's only a lucifee or a bob cat,' bo said, as tho wagon jolted over tho uuuven ground, "though I 'most wished I'd taken the calf in, 'cause the little chap tliiuks so much of it." And then tho team cuterod tho woods, ami tho woman and little boy standing by tho isolated cabin heard the wheels rattlo and a clear, bin ill whistle echoing through the forest. But Artie Adims was ill at case, and while the cheerful housewife tended to her domestic duties an I minded tho crowing baby, he, with his faithful, if not courageous canine companion, went over the brow of tho hill and looked across tho stumpy field toward the edge of the woo Is that stretched for miles away to tho north. Tho spotted calf was tethered to a stump, and was peacefully cropping the aftermath which had growu up M'ice haying, now and then castiug a longing eyo toward a patch of oats which was ripening in tho lato July sun. The boy stood and listened intently while Fido bristled up and growlod, aed theu from away down among the treos camo a snarling sound that caused tho boy to draw back, and the less valiant dog to retreat witli a yelp of terror. Artie ran to tho house and begged his mother to go and bring the calf to tho barn, aud alio to rc -assure him, went with the baby in her arms to see that the precious aniin il was safe. As thoy camo over the hill they heard tho calf bleat piteously, aud saw it (draining at the rope that held it, while only a i'ew rods awayn thick, fcruy uuimil, with long cars and bushy hair, was creeping stealthily toward it. Tim boy, eml'oldoi ed by his mother's presence, ran shouting towurd tho c.df. ami its oncoming tiiei..-, while Fido found Miflicieut Courage to bark furiously. "Artie, Artie 1" (-creamed tho terri fied mother, "come back 1" And tho animal, whatever it was, stooped, aud thou retreated sullenly, creeping through an aperture beneath tho log fence and disappearing in the thick woods. Mrs. Adams was nearly fainting with terror, while tho boy flushed with prido at tho thought of saving his pet, "Well, did you see anything of that varmit?" asked Goorgo Attains baiting his team at the door, as tho sun was sinking from sight. Aud both mother aud son related the narrow escape of the tethered calf. "Phowl A pretty near thiug. I wonder he didn't como back agaiu. Are you sure, my sou, that ho hasn't taken your bossy?" And ho patted his boy's hend. "He's all right now, pa j but I wish you'd bring him iu. Ho was awful hcairt. " "Yes, I will; and I'll fix that crit ter, see if I don't." Aud he went into tho houso and brought from tho loft a stout wolf strap. "Comio and show mo whero ho crawled under the fence." And tho father, followed by the boy, strode away. Artie pointod out where tho fierce looking animal had crept under tho fence, mi l tho father found largo tracks in tho soft mud. "It's a Itteifoe, or bob-cat (C.inada lynx) sure enough," ho said, opening the strong jaws of the trap and setting it on the side of tin fence uext the woods and uear tho spot whero tho animal had entered tha field, cover ing some leaves over it, and fastening a chain attached to it to tho folic t. Then he nnhituhed tho calf uud le i it to the barn. After this ho took buiuo fcriqn of meat, went buck into tho woods and spriuklel them along to where tho trap was set, aud under the fond into the field. "There," ho said, as ho completed the operation, "if Mr. Bob-cat conies around tonight, as I think ho will, we'll have his hide." Artie could hardly sleep that night fur thinking of tho glory the morn ing would bring, and tho fanner was scarcely astir ere tho boy crept from his trundle-bed and urged bis father to go and examine the trap. "Don't be iu a hurry, my eon," re sponded the fnther. But the boy persisted, and finally, to gratify him, tho man took him by the hand aud started. But all socinod ipiiot and pjacjful as thoy uoared tho wooiK Tho morn ing air was sweet aud delicious. Dow lay heavy on tho grass aud stubble, and birds chirped mid s nig on every side, while tho shrill chatter of a sipiirrel echoed through tho woods. George Adamsdrewiii a long breath, with a sigli of satisfaction, thinking what a bright, bjiiiitiful world this n iu spite of its toils aud hardships ; an d then he leaned ou the fence nud looked over. He started back slightly, for there ou tho grouud crouched a ding)--grey animal, with a broad, brownish -black stripo on its back, its head down close to the ground, apparently dead. Scarcely thinking what ho di 1, tho mau spraug over tho fence and ad vanced to where tho bruto lay, "Yes," ho said, giving it a kick, "it'a a bob-cat." But the animal, which ecemod ex hausted by its efforts to oscapo for the grouud was torn up all arouud it was not as stupid ns it appeared to bp, and sprang with savage ferocity aud outspread claws upou tho man who ha 1 assailed it. Tho chaiu from tho feneo to the trap, which had caught the animal by the hind foot, was six feet or more iu length, and as Adams grnpped with the lynx ho stumbled and fell, the auirnal coming uppermost. "R in, Artie, and call mother I" gasped the man, strugging with the bruto.which was liieeratmg him with its claws, and striviug to uso its teeth hb well. But Adams wasposiossod of immense strength, and strove to choke tho sav age animal, while he tried vainly to free himself from the embrace that ho felt must soon prove fatal. Mrs. Adams was titling the teakettle for breakfast when Artie burst into the house, pautiug and breathless. "Oh, mother's ho killiu' pa!" cried the boy. "Hurry !" The room whirled before her eyes. Killing her husband ! What del it mean ? What could she, a slight lit tlo woman, do ? Then sho saw tho fowliug-piece, which her husband had neglected to take with him, hauging iu the books over the door. Whether it was loaded or not idie did not know. Sho had never tired n gun iu her life, bnt sho snatched it 4 down nud dashed out of doors, a wild fear tugging at her heart. Her hus band's life was iu jeopardy. Sho How rather than rau, soino instinct seem ing to guide her footsteps. Tho claws of the lynx hnd dug deeply into tho shuulder and breast of tho prostrate man, aud drops of agony stood upon his forehead. It was hard to die thus torn to pieces by a despised lucifee; but his death seemed inevitable. But tho barrel of a gun protruded thrcugh thu fcuco, point blank iu tho faco of tho struggling animal, the hammer went back with a click, and a nervous finger was pressed upou tho trigger, while a woman, with bated breath and wildly -beating heart, prayed that a report might follow. Fire aud smoke streamed from tho muzzle of tho weapon, aud tho a raid sprang upward aud fell besido its almost exhausted victim, who gaiaud his feet with difficulty, to find tho bravo little woman in u deal faint 011 tho opposite sido of tho fence. "Well," said Goorgo Adams, as ho dressed his wounds, with tho help of his resuscitated wife, "the next time I hunt lucifcos I'll take a gun, whether thoy'ro trapped or running loose iu tho woods." Aud whenever ho looks upou n luci fee skin, ho seem again to feel tho cruel claws rending his flesh. Satur dav Night. A Big Sheep Drive. F. J. llageiilmrth, who represents tho Wood Live Stock Company of Idaho nud Utah, is making prepara tions for a big drivo of sheep from this section to eastern ranges, says "The Pendleton East Oregoiiiau. " It will bo the largest baud of sho.'p ever started on its summer drivo from eastern Oregon. Mr. Hagcubarth has already purchased 40,000 sheep for tho drive, and will buy still more, so that when the drive begins there will bo about 13,000. They aro mostly yearling ewes, and aro destined, part for southern Montana and part for Dakota. The sheep will bo placed on ranges nn I grown, some for mutton only and about 23,000 for wool nud mutton. The company represented by Mr. Hnjonburth has headquarters iu Beaver can von, Idaho. I ho suecp have been purchased iu Umatilla, Morrow und Crook comities. Mr. Hagi'iilmrth will employ twenty eight meii and uso forty-eight horses iu tho enterprise. He lias adopted an idea which will bo ucw among men makiug these eastern drives. 'Tho custom has been to carry all supplies iu wagons. It being necessary to keep tho wagons near the sheep, the drive had to follow tho beaten paths, and often tho i-hccp suffered for want of sufficient food. They were often taken over long stretches where dry, dusty plains ciusod tho loss of many sheep. Mr. Hagonbarth will c irry alt supplies an pack horses.nnd can there fore go through tho mountains, w hero the grass in plentiful, ignoring tho roads, goiug anywhere ho ph ases, so long ns there are trails over which the puck, horses can travel. As they can travel almo.-t anywhere, the sheep can be kept ou good feed all the time, and Mr. Hagenbnrth anticipates taking hit sheep through iu good condition and with minimum loss. Portland Orogouian. Flopcrs Were Stopped. Billing along a West Virginia road, I was interested in seeing a young mau and young woman ou horuobuck coming down tho road nt n gallop. Not far bjhiud them was an old man giving chase. By cutting across through tho woods nt one placo ho succeeded iu heading them off and caught hold of their bridles just as I drove up, said O. E. Wurdleigh to n Star reporter. "Wh ir yo' nil goin'? " ho de manded. "You can stop us now, but we'll get married," nnswered tho young man, defiantly. "I hain't tryin' ter 6top yo all. Ef yo's is bouu' ter marry yer kin, but I wanted a talk. Yo' all gwiuu ter town. How long yo' s'poso yo'll stay?" "Two or three days," answered tho groom. "At 2 n day," said tho father, "be sides boss feed an' boss hire, fur I'll make yo pay for thorn bosses, shore. Then S" fer a preacher. I wanted 'Liudy ter marry Sain, fer I owe 'im 55, nu' ho wouldu't say nuthin' 'bout it cf she'd hev him. Parson Long owes me, nu' he'll marry yer fer noth in' ; thar won't be no board bill an' hoss feed. It would cost $20 to inuko tho trip, an' give me $10 so I kin pay Sam, aud hev suthiu' fer w'ar an' far of the bosses, nu' we kiu go home an' hev a bigger time than at town." Tho proposition was accepted, tho money paid and the three turned their horses' bcnd-i homeward. Washing .on Star. two ni TriiKs. The sun was shining ealnusnd blight, Tne meiidnw grass was deep; The daisies and tlicbuttereiips Were nodding half in-l-cp. And overhead the sparrow sat And dozed upon the bough, For all the world was .sleepy th"n, When Johnny drove the cow. 'The suu was like 11 (laming beast ! The ll'dd was like the fen ! The grass, like imgr- snakes, did hiss And wriggle at hi- kue. The sparriiws turned to gnblln imps That yelled and II uttered on, As. through 11 world gone raving mad, The i'ow was diiviug .J.-hu. I-aiiia V.. JliciiAiuis in .St. Nlehiilas. HOMAliE TAIll'M "SKY KTONF.S." Because they come from meteors, bodies that f.dl ill this way are culled meteorites; and for very many years past all the meteorites which have been seen to fall, or could be found, have beeu carefully kept, so that they may be studied. Wo know, too, that they have fallen in earlier times 11s well, because the histories of nearly all an cient peoples contain accounts of such occurrences, and of tho homage paid to tho "sky stones" by t!ios who thought them gifts from tho gods, or miraculous objects. Jt is probable th.it the so-called goddess Diana, who was worshipped by the people of Eph estis, was a meteoric stone. A mass of iron which proved to be a meteorite was found iu Texas a few years ugo, at tho crossing of a numb-rot trails loading in different di rections. It was lenntfilhlint it had been set up by the Indians as a fetish, or object of worship; aud whoever passed by was expected to leave upon it, bends, arrowheads, tobacco, or other articles as offerings, since it was regarded as having comu from the Great Spirit. Another, which fell in India sonio yenrs ago, was kept decked with flowers, was daily nnnointcil.aiid frequently worshiped with great cere mony. There is preserved to this day iu tho parish church of Eusishcim, Alsace, Germany, a stone weighing over two hundred pounds, which fell in tho town November 10, 1 102. The king, being near at tho time, had tin stone carried to tho castle, nud after breaking off two pieces, 0110 for him self and tho other for the Duke fvgis munil, ordered the remainder to be kept iu the church ns a miraculous object; audit still bangs there siis" ponded by a chain from the vault ol the choir. St. Nicholas. A FlttST UATTLR. An old soldier, who had been ser vice for many a year in the Crimen, India, China, Africa and Egypt, wiis asked one day iu a London club whether ho remembered the first time when lie wns under fire. "Certainly," ho replied. "No soldier ever forgets that ex "Hence." "Did you feel like n hero at the time?" 'No, indeed. It was in one of the great battles of tho Crimea. I was a young officer who had beeu run out of the military school ahead of time to fill a vacancy. 1 had hardly been iu camp a week before the regiment was ordered to charge a Bussinn battery, which was posted in a commanding position. Woweut lorwunl on the gallop through a dense cloud of smoke, swooped down upon tho battery, sabred the artillerymen, and captured the guns. We lost many of our men, but it was a very brilliant charge. Yet there was at least one hussar who acknowledged himself to bo a coward from beginning to end." 'Then you were terribly frightened bv voir.' first battle?" "Yes, tint is the truth. I went ahead with tho others, but I was trembling .with fear nud excitement. I shut my eyes and made no attempt tn guido my horse. I thought of my good mother at home, and wondered how I had ever beeu so foolish as to tbiuk of tho army, when there were comfortable professions, like tho min istry nud the law, which I might h ive followed. "Tho charge occupied only a few miuutes, but it seemed an endless tune before wo were behind those mur derous guns and had the c uiuoneei s nt our mercy. 1 was among tho first to be with them, nud 1 swaggered with toy sabte, while the horse rude down and killed n gunner. But my heart was llko a ball of ice. A greater cow ard never scrambled over nu entrench ment. All the time I was repeating texts fom tho bible and sentences from the Lord's Prayer, and wishing myself thousands of miles nwny." The veteran laughed heartily over his reminiscences of his first battle, "The funniest part of it, "he added, "was thnt they considered it a great exploit, and insisted upon giving me a medal for my heroic and courageous conduct, when 1 was a white-laced, mean-spirited coward from tir.-t to last, and my horse did all tho light ing for ine, trampling the gunner un derfoot." Probably the veteran exaggerated his boyish trepidation and panic, lie could have ull'oid d to do s , for he was a seasoned soldier whose courage, audevcii recklessness, wero well known ; but he wits not far from the tiulii when he declared that no soldier ever felt like a hero when he w.is first un der file. Youth's C imp. nil hi. rnttiTi'lsr. i.n ii.i.s. The quill of a porcupine is like a bad habit ; if it one gels bold it con stantly works deeper n:id deep -I", tlioll ;;li the quill his let power of motion in itself; it is the 1-ve, active ll. sh that draws it iu by means id the bill bed point. One day luy boy nu I 1 encountered a porcupine nu the top of one of the Catskills, und we had a little circus w it ii him ; we wanted to wake llilll up and show a little eXeite ineut if possibl, . Witboiit violence or injury to him we succeeded to the extent of making his eyes fairly stand out from his head, i 1 L ipiieki-n his motion ho would not probably could not. What astonished and alarmed him seemed to bo that his quills had 110 effect upon his enemies ; they laughed at his weapon-. He stuck his head under a rock and left hU back and tail exposed. This is the porcupine's fa vorite position of defense, "Now come if you dare," he seems to bay. Touch his tail, anil like a trip it springs up aud strikes voiir hand lull of little qtiiiix. The tail is the active weapon of delensc-; with this tho 'in itial strikes. Jt is the outpost that de livers its tire before the citadel is reached. It is doubtless this l'acl. that lias given rise to tho popular notion that the porcupine can shoot iUquiiN, which oT course it cannot do. With a rotten stick we -praii.;at thu animal's tail again and :i::aiu, tiii its supply of quills b.-gan to run low, aud the creature grew iiuen-y. "What does this mean?" he seein d to sny, his ixeitein nt rising. Jin t-huld upon his back, too, wo trilled with, and when we finally drew him forth with a forked stick, his eyes were rowdy to buist from his head. Then we laughed iu his face and went our way. Before we hnd reached our camp l was suddenly seized with a strange, acute pain iu one of my feet. It i-eeiued alf a large nerve was being roughly sawed 111 two. I could not lake another step. Sitting dow 11 aud removing my sine- and stoekin,', 1 searclie I for th-i 0.1110 of tho paralyzing pain. The- foot was free from mark or injury, b it what is this little thorn or fang of thistle do ing on the ankle ? 1 pulled it out and found it to be one of the lesser quiils of the porcupine. By some means, during our "circus," the quill hud dropped inside my stocking, the thing had "took," and the porcupine had his revenge for all tho indignities wo had put upon him. 1 was well pun ished. The nerve which the quiil struck bad unpleasant im 11101 ies ol it for many months iilterward. When you come suddenly upon the porcupine iu his native haunts, be draws his head back and dow n, puts up his shield, trails bis broad tail and waddles slowly away. His t-hichl is the sheaf of larger quills upon his back, which he opens end spreads out 111 a circular form m that the whole body is quite hidden beneath it. St. Nicholas. I'll reasonable. Old Mr. Chapman sat down nt the table and ordi n 1 a glass of milk. "See here !" be called to the waiter. and his voice was lull of indignation, 'In re's a c w's hair floating around iu this milk." "Well, sir," the waiter made an swer, softly rubbing his hands to 1 tiier, "you wouldn't expect to liiui 1 horsehair in milk, would you?" k ickiaud Ti ibitin . Hat "bodies" have I e -n made ol ec rk, of wi hiw.of piibuelto.aiid lunuy other tubstaueea. I0H THE HOUSEWIFE. A W1IKKL Ol' HELLS. A wheel of bells is tho very latest lovelty for a country house. It is lodgned for a door boll or for a din tor gong. At a very charming country placo, it. George's hill, Ohappaqna, N. J. Mrs. Clendcniu (Gabriulle Greel,v)has ately had a wheel of bells put up nt be front door. This pretty thing is p mish in its origin. It is placed over the entrance door, .he ball and chain at the right, whero 1 slight pull at this chain makes the 'Vweet bells juigle." The wheel is of vroiiht iron, and at the cud of e ie'.i qioke is a small silver bell. Some dines thu wheel stands within the jull I mean it can be so arranged vhile theeliaiu nu I ball aro Bu-pelidcd jutside the door. When intended simply ns 11 pretty lioee of home furniture ns a dinuer j iig, for iustauc" the wheel ball is ji 1 le of polished white wood, sycamore perhaps : iu tho arch which supports he wheel, blocks of walnut wood al ernate with tho sycimore. The wheel is of .sycamore and carved ; the chaiu jf wrought iron, stiponded from tho w e el ov r a hinged bracket of caived j.'cauiore, springs from a lapis lazuli knob, and the ball at the end of the haiu is of lapis lazuli. Caieag ) B -c-oid. TO WASH I)KLI''ATE COTTON-'. All excellent way to wash delicitely 3ol!tred cottons, which you may wish to starch, is as follows: Make a gallon if rattier still' flour starch. It must be as smooth as can be, without a lump iu it. If the prints arc light, u-e a very littlo bluing. If they aro dark, make the starch very blue in deed, ami if they are black, uso strained coffee to mix the starch with. Pour n half of the starch into the tub nud thin it to the consistency of rich milk, with soli water if it can bo procured, or water with a littlo borax in it. If tho Mlors are of tho "rniiiiy" kind, odd a big handful of salt to tho water. Wash the cottons through this on a hoard, without soap, rubbiug gently, but carefully. Bub through a second dareh water, and then ri uso in blue water with a handful of salt, but no itarch. If there seems to bo too much staieh left in tho garment a second rinse water will remove n little of it. The water should nil be about blood heat or a little warmer, nud a sunny lay should bo selected, so that the cloth will dry quickly. Sometimes even the starch wash fails to keepi the cottons in good color, but I hnve seen very dainty lawn kept in perfect con dition with such treatment. Cottons treated tli's way seem to hold their newness longer. Washington Star. lii'.cli'i'.s. MintSiiiee Use tho young lenves of mint, chopped fine, adding two tonspootifuls of sugar to three ol miiit pifter mixiiig add six tablespoon fu'.s of vinegar. The same should bo made in advance, of meal to get the full flavor of the mint. Lettuce aud Beet Salad Take crisr fresh lettuce, wash and wipe dry; pile iu circle in salad bowl: cut boilel boots into hearts, stars aud diamonds, with vegetable eutt ;rs ;place iu center of s dad bowl and servo with sala l dressing. CotYeo Jelly Dissolve om-qtiarter of a box of gelatine in three table spoonfuls of cold water; add this to two eupfuls of strong coffee (left over from breakfast) with two and one half tablespooufitls of sugar put iutc a one quart m old, set in a coid place Whip one pint of cream aud pom over it before serving. Neapolitaiuoos M ike enough puff paste for a pie ; roll into a sheet half an inch thick, cut into strip three inches long one and a half inches in width. Bake in quick ov 'n ; when douc spread half of the strips w ith j ui. or jelly aud put the other .tn,- over, forming pairs with j Hv between. Cover with frosting ir dust w it L sit ear. E-eiillopod Potatoes i ue-half dos en good-sized potatoes sliced raw, butter the size of an egg, a teaspoon fill of chopped union, one teaspootiful of s ilt nud a qu irter of a teaspoonf ul of pepper. Cover bottom of baking dish with a thick layer of potatoes, season with bits of butter, onion, pepper, and silt; then n layer of pota toes, uud so on until the dish is full. Cover with indU nud bake slowly about two hours. Cruel. Miss Elderly I am sorry to say no, I should think you could rend my re fusal in in- face. Tho Bejectcd I am not very expert at reading between tho linos. Tit Bits. , Summer Night. O. summer night, so clear and bright, Far hills in purple shadows diglit. And meadows bathed in silvery light. O, s limner night of long ago, Again 1 see tle old hedgerow. And hear tie- brooklet's murmuring flow. O, summer night, so fraught with pniu; We meet no more on earth again. Dear eyes that smiled their sweet disdain. O, summer night, the far leagued sea Jiolls HOW between US Sotibillglv. 15 'tween my long lost love und me. O, slimmer night, the moon doth wau, From yoniier nneieiit ivli-d fane. The chimes ring nut the matin strain. --Cauoli.nk WktubiikliJu Boston Courier. Ill'MOROPS. Her Sister I never thought you and H irry would light. He's a very indulgent husband. She--If you will buy that gold watch for me I will set back the hands two hours ou club nights. A doctor may be able to speiik but one language, but ho is supposed to have a knowledge of nil tongues. Mibs Do Plain Doctor, what is tho secret of beauty? Family Physician (confidentially) Be born pretty. "What an attractive figure that young Mn-s Millions has!" "Yes. I think there are six ciphers to it." MoUn t Do you think that ho will propose? Daughter Oh I'm sure ho will he's already making complimen tary rem irks about you. "I refuse him regularly each month. He proposed last night for tho twen tieth time." "Oh, well, ho is con vinced now that it is safe." "I wonder why that deaf mute al ways walks with his hands behind him. '' "Guess he miiht be trying to quit tin) habit of talking to himself." The nit i.-t (exhibiting sketch) It is tho best thing 1 ever did. The critic (sympathetically) Oh, well, you mustn't let that discourage you. Miss New Woman -No I do'j't want any. Peddler Bit, madame, tbisi article that I am selling is something that no g iitlemau can afford to bo without. Landlady Wouldn't you like a cup of colli c, M r. Snobel h '! It's iiico nud fresh. Mr. Suolierly Yes, iiiadan.e, when I'm through with iny steak. Business first, you know. Passenger Say, captain, how far are wo Mill from laud? Captain About two nautical miles. Passenger But we cannot see laud anywhere, In what direction docs it lie? Captain Straight below Us ! "What is your idea of an intellect ual woman, Mrs. Outskirts?" "Wed. she is one who never gets out tho hammock and han;s it up until al't- l' her husband makes all the garden beds she has mapped out." "I am afraid," baid tho young men who is candidly critical "that there is some foreign substance iu t his coll'ee. " "Certainly," replied Mrs. llashni; "that remark shows that you have the palate of 11 connoisseur. The coffee is imported. Fresh Water Pearl I'lshinu'. "The business of flesh water pearl fishing iu the United Stntes is grow ingr" said P. L. Allerton, a leading jeweler of Chicago, at the S'loiehalil. "The first pearls of commercial value found were, J think, iu the Miain; river, iu Ohio. The next, in tho Clinch river ol Telities-ee. lint where ever they were discovered, it is a tact that there are now very few state: tliat at least a few of them are not und in. As a rule, they me not altogether pure or of tin? most valuable s ze or Color, but they aie beautiful gems nevertheless, aud find a ready market. One man 011 the Miami iiwr has been espec ally siicce-'-ful, and one of the less tort U uate huiitci s of that section told n- a most interesting though im probable story of how ho succeeds 111 finding so many. It is 11 disputed point as to whether pearls are caused by disease or the result of injury in flicted by foreign substances intro duced into the shell. The .-lory go s that this man has found nt just what c i:is s pearls, plants abed of clams, inoculates i nch one, and then raises pearls. It is certain that he finds more than any one else can." Wash ington Star. Slupidily of Armed Animals. How much less wit have such ani mals animals like tho porcupine, possum, skunk, turtle that nature has armed against all foes, than tho animals that have no such ready-mado defenses, and tiro preye I upon by a multitude of enemies. The price paid for beiug shielded against all danger for never folding fear or anxiety, is alupidity. If the porcupine were us villi. arable to ds eneiniei as, sav, tho wood-buck, it would prubtbly boou come to be as alort and swift of foot us that marmot. St. Nicholas.

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