QHiathum Qccovd. CWtam II. A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER" YEAR Strictly In Adunci. RATES or ADVERTISING Ote square, one insertion- tl.'e Oo square, two insertions 1.60 One iquare, one month - 8,t0 For larger advertisements hbrel c d racts will be made. VOL. XVIII. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JULY 16, 1800. NO. 47. ii i) 'JUL Killed a Bear and Won a Husband "Jack has always said Hint my phys icul courago first attracted Liin." This was oue of Mr Jack's casual confidences, notol at u meeting of tlio Baud, liilssot nil I Seam, nud recalled by miMuli.'rs of the society when :hoy assemble for iifteruo in tea uudor tho oaks of B iii hnjMuii Jack nud his friends hive not yet arrived. "It will bo ail hour before tlio men c.mio," sjnie on suggests, regarding Mrs. Jack adoringly from her place at her feet. The devo tion of "Dr. Jim's" troopers to their lender has its c :iuterinrt in tun son tim nt whioh Mrs. Jack inspires in the rauks of tho Bind, G,isH)t nnd Seam. W.tk tlio passing of winter tho ac tivities of this cotorio havo b.ia-.i merged into the pursuits affected by tho fashionable set which girdles tho globe from New York to L itidoa, by way of Yokohim i. H it Mrs. Jack rarely joins in hiicIi mild diversions as the trailing of a golf sphero.or watch ing p.ilo from til-) top of a coach. (ivc her tho freedom of tho desert, with a shadow, yellow ns its Hind's iu ndvancj of h'.-r, creeping, velvet f t-.-d toward the shelter of a rocky ca i ; or a shimmering stretch of tropical water, broken into waves which threat en to engulf her frail cauoe, ns she watches the struggles of n dying ulii gitor. The memory of Mich seen -s sn these recurs to her now, an her eyes travel uvjr tho trim landscape, mid she sighs lis she oli4erves irreli'v mtl.v : "1 am like old Horar) Walpole; I do not care for n e iiiutry so tamo that it may be stroked. " The small circle around tho tea ta ble exchanges congratu'ntory glunc.;s. Its entertainment is assured when Mrs. Jack begins to find fault with Nob Hill and Burlingniin. "Fort Whoop-Up is not exnit'y what you would call ilomesticite 1," Mrs. Jack continues, thoughtfully. "Wo urrived thero nt dusk Aunt Pynchron, Cousin Tom and I with tents, blankets, nnd n small nncuul of rifles nnd ammunition. "My mint, from tho back sent of the buckboard, surveyed tho surround ings nud said decisively: 'Please to hare some ouo lake me to my hotel.' "Yes, dear; wa will hail a passing Oab and go nt onee," I replied. "Just theu a tall, lean man rusr,ap pareutly from the adobe nud sago of tho trail. Ho woro n fricz. of gray felt, which ha. I onco beun n hut, held together by a ruttlcsu ik ) band and n dado of c.irtridge belt, hunting knife, and pistols. " 'I'm tho ririner for tho Comm :r oial House,' ho niinouucod, gathering his wreck of a sombrero skillfully in one hand. 'You must have run n long way,' I said, swccpiir; tho vacant horizon with my eye. Supper had long been over at tho Commoreial II use, but tho proprietor found tho rem nan Is of it, and set them out, with no foolish frippory of table cloth and napkins. "Sounds nud M'.mts of tho summer night crowded iu nt tho shuttcrlcas windows the pungeut breath of sage, with f lintor p rfiim-i from the prim roses, dropped here and there through the violet dusk like fl ikes of newly fulleu snow. Somewhere near the Louse a at ream hurried on to tho Pa cific, babbling of. a ouutry it had lately left. "Tho next diy wo set out to find this land with our guide and pack horses. It was a long climb from tho river bottom to tho Z'gzag tr ail winding through a forest hot and spicy and si lent ns nn Kislern grove sacrod to tho worship of somi heathen god. Tho years bear hard on tiiiB company of gnarled and shag ;y trees, burned brown by iuuu -morial sans, dwarfed ami twisted by hot winds from tho south in summer and cold blasts from the north in winter. It wis a relief t get into tho younger world of tho scrub onk, which never grows to nun's es tate, whero wo pitched o.ir touts for the first light. "Tho next day wo had established what wo hop.-d would prove to bi our permanent cam), on tho eastern slopo of Mount Head. From there you can count seventeen mountain ranges, nud you might havo visited them nil with out meutiug anyouj elso on a like pilgrimage. "So it was asurpris) to us, when wo returned to camp olio night, to bo winked ut by a strange c.uup fire bull' w.iy d'iwu tlu mouutaiu. This did not plo iso inc. I had gone there for sport and solitude. The ouo argues tho ex istence of tin otlnr. Tuo lire had winked from the mime spot for a week, when wo moved on to regions more remote and savage, whero benr trucks h muycombo I tin ground, and elk ap peared and vanished through tho aisles of pun1, tossing their great uut lers like tho branches of uu ouk forest. "L had boon out all day, and oddly eui)iigh,Mce:i nothing but a porcupine, which waddled noro-s my trail, fear nnd defiant:.; lit licroiisly compounded iu his bristiiug q litis an I hurried gait. Tho sunsets in tlu n iighbor hood of Fort Who ;-U, arc m iguili cent. F.very night tin tires burn over Crowfoot an I Tail Crock, Moos-jiw nndFUiheal. Tho pjaks of Brown, II inker an 1 It ick go from pink and crimsou into gray, but gray without a hint of coldness. ishes of roses, you might e ill it and then, in an instant, o-ily tho light from tho stars marks tho spot whero Lite tin splendor shone. "I declare that sounds like poetry," Mrs. Jack interrupts herself to ex claim, "except that it uoods something to go before it : Tim ti-t im ti-liiai li-tuai. Where la'i- Hi" spleiulor ahouo. "It won't do in Btie.h shape. It reminds one of a militia company without a ilium innjor. " "Newr mini," tho circle around Mrs. J c'i interposes, impatiently; "ivo are anxious to henr tho story." "I never could write p.iotry," Mrs. J.ick concludes, after moro mental fuinbliug for aomothiug to complete the eonpljt. "Well, I stood overlooking tho val ley. Darkness was cropping up Mount Head, as tho tide comes up the studs, only noiselessly. Xitiiro lias too lunch to do out there, in tho great Northwest, to m iko afu-sover any thing. "Su Idenly I heard a crackling in tho bushes below me. A mountain sheep ? Perhaps a grizzly. I was on my knees iu au instant, with my rillo at full cock. "My eyes nu t a curious spectacle. Two bear cubs were in thu act of climbing a small pine tree which looked suspiciously top heavy. Some thing dark lay along tho tree's top most branch a shape which resolved it self iulo tho figure of a man dressed iu a gray Norfolk j icket, knickerbockers, golf stockings, and canvas shoes. Tho shu bear sat at tho foot of tin tree, with an air of ouo to whom time is no ohj-e'. O.io of tho c;ibs would climb n little way, and ns tin tree shook ominously, I was irresistibly reminded of tho story of the old hunter iu a like predic niieiit, w ho as tlio bear ticarcd the slender branc'.i upon which he hung, cried: 'You idiot, don't come out here. You'll break the blanch and kill us l o'.h ! ' "I am very wary of attacking a bear with cubs. Jack says my cour I'.go on this occasion amounted to fool h ir l.n-si, for.without an instant's hes itation, I aimed nt tho foremost cub. Then I aw a rillo nt tho foot of tho tree. Having distracted the mother n id her little ones, tho ow ner of tho rillo s.ioped down the tree nnd helped mo to llht. I don't kuow how it would havo all ended if two of my gu'des hud not joined us. "l'hey credited mo with bringing Ih -old bear down. If I did," Mrs. Jack comments, naively, "it was a pretty shot. Of coins '.Jack I mean tho man iu tho tree insisted that I hud fiuished tho wholo family, nnd t ijti illy, of course, he had a great deal to niy about my having saved his life Liter ho assured mo that it wns a vain deliveraiico unless unless " Mrs Jnck pauses, and a dash of crimson overcomes tho russet of her cheeks. "Oh, Jack, you havo come," sho cries, as a man approached tho small group, followrd by half a dozen more iu riding clothes, "It was a stiff brush, Di; you ought to have been nljim. " "It wiy bo maguillceut.but it is not war, ,lrs. JaeK repiicB.scnicnuvuBiy, ns she gives her husband a cup of ten. San FraDcisco Argonaut. lliid Dogs Training Kaeli Oilier. Wo all kuow how few and far be tween the good dogs nro, whothor good, bad or indifferent trainers havo had them iu hand. Not oue out of a hundred is so well trained that he has sense of his own. It may bo possiblo that we may be traiuiug our hunting digs wrong. Thoso dogs that I trained perfectly had no sense of their own, and those that I half trained had more sense, were better bird fiuders, but each of them had some cnuine idiosyuorncy that brought him down below the level of tho desirable dog. Tho truth of the matter is that train ing deadens the dog's mind. It bo comes automatic and when a novel dilemma arises it has no ronsouing faculties with which to meet tho emer gency. I am half inclined to believe that the way to train a dog is to lot him le iru from his superiors, that is from tho best dogs possible. This is a blower process, but it excludes any sort of human interference. So fai ns my experience and observation have gone, it takes at least two years for uu old dog to train or teach a young one. Ho learns iu this manner to point, back, retrieve and range, nud no other dog can range liko the self taught, or dog-taught ranger. Ho goes like the wind aud hunts for birds every minute, with an eye single to find them. To have a man teach a dog is liko having n phonograph tench a child. The best dogs for hunting purposes are those which are think ers. Up in tho Adirondack mountains pups are taught to run doer by turn ing them looso with an old hound. An old hunter likes to show tho youugsters how to haudlo a gun accu rately nnil carefully. The old hound delights in nn opportunity to show tho young ouos how to find nud follow a cold, warm or hot trail. Thero aro dog-taught bounds iu tho Adiroudncks that will follow a trail as good as any in tho world. Forest and Stream. Made His Ilicjclc ! for Two. Tho story is told that while return ing from a bicyclo run to Pateisou with a friend on a rooent evening, Robert Youug, a mombor of the At lanta wheelmen, a well-known ridor, had au uuusual experience and per formed a feat which few men would cire to undertake. Ho and his friend were going along at a modcrato paco, when they were surprised to see a dark mass of something iu tho road ahead of them. They slowed dowu, nud on dismounting discovered the form of a man, blooding aud uncon scious, and apparently severely in jured. lly his nttire it was judged that ho was a whcolman, and, after a little search, his bicycle was found iu a ditch ut the sido of the rond. Neither Mr. Young nor his friend could do much for tho unfortunate, who had apparently taken a serious header, without getting him where medical nssistatice could bo had, and tho near est place was Bjlloville, which was about four miles nwny. Thoy dis cussed the situation hurriedly, and thou Mr. Young volunteered to tako thu prostrato wheelman to IScllevillo on his bicyclo. With tho assistance of his friend ho got the unfortuuato man upon his back nud started off at a good pace, reaching Uollevillo with out making a stop, aud quickly pro curing help for tho injured man. Newark (N. J.) Call. A (reat Will Animal Farm. California is to have the largest ani mal preserve in the world. For this purposo a lnrgo tract of wild, thickly wooded laud has been purchased near San Pedro bay, Southern California. Tho nuinials, which aro now being ob tained by various means from nil parts of the world, are to bo as nearly iu their nativo state an possible. They are to bo turned looso iu this great enclosed tract and allowed to follow their own instincts. Caves arc to be provided and tho condi tions in the native jungle will be duplicated ns near as possible As many of the animals to bo kept in prosorve are carnivorous (flesh-eating), the animals upon which they would naturnlly prey will bo provided for food. There will be tracts sot apart fur tho delicate and mild-mannered animals, such as the zebra, giraffe aud camel. Herbs and grasses indigenous to tho native wilds of the vegetable rating animals will bo imported aud provided for their food. This great beast-garden is designod to furnish animals for restocking lucuageries aud circuses. OSTRICH FARM. A Picturesque and Profitable In dustry in Florida, The Eggs of The Big Birds Fetch Twenty-Five Dollars Apitce. During tho Atlnuta exposition laid fall major H. V. Tiffin, of Courteuny, on the Indian river in Florida, while he was in Atlnutn, bought fifteen os triches, seven females nud eight males, nnd carried them to his Iudiuu river home. This was tho initial move toward the establishment of this most pietur oupifi nud profitable industry iu the South. The ostriches soon beenmo ac climated aud nro now us happy and thrifty a colony as one would wish to see. Thirteen of the birds were raised on a farm in southern California, and the other two were raised iu South Africa nud wi ro imported to this country. Tho hens havo been laying since early !a-d spring nud foriy-two eggs are now hatching. Major Tifliu uses au ordinary chicken incubator for hutching, nn 1 just forty two days aro required to hatch an ostrich rg. A number of eggs are being hatched by the hens in the nests. Tho incubator is heated by n kero sene lamp with thermometer attach ment. A temperaturo of 110 degrees will kill the eggs, nnd nn electric bill contrivance warns major Tiffin in his houso of any undue riso in tho tem perature. "Mineral wool," a compo sition of slag and other rocks, is used as packing uroiinl the egg'. The vitreous substance is coiivi i led into a fibrous condition for this purpose. In apponranco it consists of innumerable tiny air cells formed by tho inter twining of tho fibres. Tho birds aro sepnrnted by pairs, each pair or family requiring a half ncro run. The runs or lots are pro vided with plenty of gravel, dry sand and grain food. A hose furnishes cool nnd fresh water for tho pool aud stall iu each run. The gravel wns secured iu Atlanta. The ostrich house is a round structure, sixty feet in diameter, nnd is located in the centre of the tcn-ncro farm. R d ating from the centre of the house arc sixteen stalls extending to the limit of tho enclosure, giving each bird a room to ilsolf, tho sixteenth stall ex tend ing into tho houso yard of major Tiffin and serving for an nveniio into tho ostrich domain. In the very cen ter of the ostrich house, under n large central drnunht shnft.is iicirculnrcham ber.with doors opening into each stull thus affording a means of transference from one Mali to another without go ing outside of tho inclobiire, aud through which the ostriches tuny bo changed ut will. A three-foot open ing extends along tho walls mar the eaves. A similar opening is left in tho cupola, and these openings will be screened with lino netting. Tho house cut ranee to each stall is closed by a heavy door, thus shutting up tho os triches at night and keoping the mos quitoes out. The ostriches nro per mitted to run during tho day, nnd ut night they aro confined to their rooms for repose. A female ostrich begiiiH laying usually when sho is live yours old, laying utter that period during each year exactly 60 egs, weighing !M ounces each. These eggs still for 20 npieco anywhere in the world that there is a market for thorn. Thus, after a hen reaches her fifth birthday sho earns by her laying Si, 000 a year, ns much ns a railway clerk or ns much as some bank cushiers to say nothing of a newspaper correspond ent's earnings. This is not nil tho earning capacity of this famous bird, for tho ostrich feather is always sold at good prices. The fertilize thut is obtained from an ostrich farm is very valuable, and major Tiffin will hereafter use it ex clusively on his extensive farm. Major Tifflu will soon begin the train ing of two of his ostriches to draw a cart on his farm. Iu Africa ostriches are frequently put to such use, nnd the same is done iu California to some cxteut of late. Tho ostrich is very strong, standing from flvo to six feet high, aud is sometimes vicious aud uu manageable. A careful and experienced traiuer soon gots eveu tho most vi sions of tho birds iu control, after which the birds become much at Inched to tho keeper. Atlanta Constitution. cw Woman's Year. De la Ware-Ah, well ! ' 'Man pro poses and Erie Depough Not this year, Miss Ware. It's your innings now. Buffalo Journal. Au Antarctic iceberg has been seen thut was twenty miles wide, forty mil' s iu length aud 800 feet iu ucight. Magnetic Torpedo for Hiipt. I'ixperimeuts are being made with nn invention for tho torpedo service, at tfto torpedo btntion in Narrag ms ;l t Buy, of w hich remarkable results nr ) expected. Tho torpedoes now iu ex iatenee.so far as their destructive qual ities are cone rued, nro perfect when a vessel is struck by one of them, but should one of them miss tho torpedo is lost. Thu device which is now being ex perimented with consists of u maguet, delicately constructed aud intended to bo hung on an arm nt tho bow, which is iu turn fastened to the rudder. The two arms nro connected by crossed wires or chains, nnd tho idea of the, invention is tiiat, wheu approaching a vessel the magnet will bo nttructed in that direction, uu ! iu turning will move the arm to which it is fastened nud so op irate tho rudder, thus steer ing tho torpedo toward the ship. It is said that the magnet is so delicately constructed thut should it. como with in oue hundred yards of tho vessel it would be cll'ective. The torpedoes will be painted wntei color nud would be of immense ad vantage ut night, when the enemy has d Htiiifiiiinhed thu lights aboard ship. Tho i iiproved torpedoes uro cigar hapcd, and wool 1 approach a hostile fleet with more stealth than eveu a submarine boat would. The question has been raised as to whether the magnet would not be at tracted to the vjssel from which it is fired, but tlio mechanism is arranged so that the magnet will not be influ enced nt nil until it has reached a cer tain distance from tho vessel. Caryl . Haskius, of the (r.-ueral Fleet ric Company, of B istoii, is the inventor. The device is seven feet long aud weighs 130 pounds. At a recent trial the magnet needle followed an iron steamer nt distances of from fifty to NBveruI hundred feet. The boat ngninst w hich I ho device was op erated was n comparatively small iron one, and could not beexp cted to offer us grent nn attraction ns the ,big bat tleships plated with armor. Tho fact that these experiments are being made has been cabled abroad by the military nttuches of foreign lega tions nt Washington. With n view of uli'sctting the deadly power of these torpedoes, thero is a talk of trying to deuingiielizj the big war ciui-ers. If watches can bo demagnetized, it is thought that warships may bo also. New York Journal. Fishes Kating All His M "inlaw tirass. A rancher, w hoso pine ; is on the bottom along the Willamette slough, below Holbrook station, was in the city recently to find out whether he had nny recourse ngniustthe United States fish commission for the introduction of carp iuto tho rivers of this section. Ho says these fish aro destroying his meadows by eating his grass nnd grubbing tip the roots. As Iho water overflown his meadow-, tho cirp fol low it up iu thousands, tho small ones weighing about three pounds pushing their wny up where tho water is only three inches or so iu depth, when the water ri cedes he will have mud llats in place of the meadows. He says t hat while looking at the fish eating his grass oue Sunday ho got so mad that ho took off his shoes and stockings aud went out into the bhallow water and attacked them with a hoe. Ho slashed a lot of them iu two, but when tho drove beeutuo alarmed and made for deep water they bumped their noses against his shins, and came near knocking him off his feet, nnd hisHukles were all black nud blue from the bumping he got. Ah for driving tho carp nwuy In says he might ns well have tried to sweep hack tho riso of the Columbia with a broom. Morning Orcgoiiiiiu. Pro-Natal Influence. "Tho must marked cusn of a mother's fright showing in her off spring is thut of au Iudiuu iu my conutry," suid 1. 1j. Rogers of Van couver, B. C-, nt the Howard. "H-i is known as tho 'Bear-faced Indian,' and the resemblance to a bear is much more marked than that of tho dog faced boy who was exhibited for several years to a dog. Tho hear faced Indian, which is tho only l.aine by which he is known, comes uown from the north every hop aensoi. to pick hops, nnd his services nro very greatly iu demand. Ho can pick more hops than any two other Indians iu tho band. His companions have but little to do with him, sc-miug to re gard him iu a superstitious way, but the cause of his deformity is well es tablished. His mother, while picking hop, was suddenly confronted by a largo bear aud was frightened iuto couvuhions, tho boar, however, not nioluttiug her. In a few weeks the beiu-faced Indian was born. " Waslp iugtou Star, FOIt TIIK HOI SKVilFK. TO TP.ST I.INBN. A way to tost linen, by moans of wlreh the introduction of cotton nmung tho linen threads may bo de tected, is t ) cut olf u small piece of tho material, unravel the thr.-ads, and theu examine them under a strong magnifying glass. Thu characteristics of flax threads urc very marked. They are iu tho form of cylindrical stulks, divided ut intervals by knots, in the snmo way as bamboo or sugar-cane stalks. Cotton threads aro long and flattened liko ribbon, waved, twisted in spirals aud granulated on the sur face. MAKING Kir.VF.lt SHINE. Repousse articles will hold dust in their crevices, but plain pieces, washed iu hot suds nud instantly riusud, ouht to keep bright a long time. Fgg stains yield to a rub of suit, and if discidorutious nro treated to a touch of siher soap when first discovered there will bo no need of a weekly cleaning. A spoonful of ammonia iu tho suds is presupposed, and the water must be boiling hot, both in that and the rius ng water, if each piece bu taken separately from the latter an 1 wiped before it has a chanco to cool, aud if this practice, is persisted iu, it will be seen how little rubbing is needed. WASHING BLANKET. Beforo commencing to wash your blankets he sure the day is fine nud breezy, when they will dry well out of doors. Cut up some good yellow soap and boil it ton jelly with soft water. Put some of tho boiled soap iu warm soft water.ad ling a largo tea spoonful of ammonia to every tub of water to make a good lather. Wash thu blankets iu two lathers of this kind, then rinse in plenty of warm water slightly blued. Wring tho blankets asthoroughly as possible, shako them to raise tho nap and hung out to dry. Tho surface of the blan kets will be much improved by being shaken twice moro during the lutter process. Tuko thu blankets in at niht beforo the dew fulls, place them in a clothes basket, cover with a cloth and stand iu tuo kitchen. If possible blankets should be hung out of doors for throo or four successive days to dry thoroughly. HEl'11'KS. French Mutton Chops Breaded Take five or six nic rib chops (they will weigh about two pounds) mid have the butcher "French" them. 1'epper aud salt the chops aud roll them iu au egg well beaten. Then roll iu lino cracker crumbs and fry browu in very hot lard. Cucumber with French Dressing Peel two good-sized cucumbers uud let them lie iu ice water for nn hour. Then slice t hem, place iu n bowl and pour over them a mixture of one table spoonful of vinegar, two tublespoou- f ills of olive oil, oue-hulf tcuspnonfnl of suit aud a dash of cayenne pepper. Pineapple Sin rbert Shred a fresh pineapple (the canned fruit will an swer), add oue piut of sugar, one-half pint of water, juice of oue lemon, nud ouo tnblespoouful of gelatine that has been soaked for ouo hour in one cup of cold water, and dissolve in ouo cup of hot water ; mix till together well nnd freeze. Spinach with Kgg Wash thorough ly one-half peek aud let it stand iucold water au hour. Put in a pot with a little cold water iu which is a tea spoonful of suit. Cook slowly for about thirty sir thirty-livo minutes. Drain very thoroughly, serve iu a hot dish with spinach covered with small bits of butter and slices of hard-boiled egg- Angels' Food One nud one-half tumblers of granulate I sugar, ouo tumbler of flour, each silted seven times; iu tho last sifting add ouo tea spoonful of cream of tartar to the (lour; beat tho white of eleven eggs very stiff, add the sugar, then the flour, nnd last, very lightly, a teaspoouful of extract of almoud ; do not butter the pan. At this season of the year angola' food is the most economical, nud nt the snmo time delicious enke to serve. Strawberry Shortcake Oue quart of flour, two teaspoonfuls of baking powder, a pinch of salt, thrive table spoonfuls of butter, aud milk enough to lunke n soft dough. Bake iu a largo pieplate. When cool split with a large knife and insert a generous layer of strawberries and granulated sugar. Replace the top and cover with straw berries aud sugir. Should there bo a cupful of berries loft, mash them, add sugar and a pint oi hot milk. Servo in a pitcher itU ehortcako, A Seasonable Song. All the weather's over l'eneln'S ripe au' sweet! Ain't the world In clover 'r Jilossoms 111 your feet ! All tin- weather's over - JSait your hook an' line! Ain't tin- worbt in clover When tin- llsliin's swift and fine? AH the weather's ov-r All the wnrl.l is bright ! Sunshine on the i lover An' starlight mi the niht ! Frank I.. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution. Ill M OUO IS. A striking tale Tbo whale's. A hot head A heud of steam. A speech for the thrown "Hung thut mule." A cool feat Climbing up uu icu berg barefooted. L loking at pictures is an easy mode of thinkiug. In a certain Mississippi town every body sings Natchez of songs. Tho tailor hopes to succeed by clothos attention to business. Hens are kept busy finding tho means for moving their crops. Some of our st itesin-.-u are Hulf-nnido in -ii nud some ure machine made. A born musician hat u great advan tage over ouo who is not yet born. Not every bridge contractor would like to bo tried by a jury of his piers. If ho were fed regularly, the shark would not bu half ns ravenous ns he is. It saoms to me that n hen who lays two eggs a day must negbt sumo of her other duties. In politics, "using your influence" generally means asking something you ought not to adt from homebody who ought not to listen to you. "How intense arc tho fires of love!'' ejaculated the poet. "Yes," answered the father of nix jnnrriugeiib'e daugh ters; "but they do take u lot of foul." Sho I have often wondered what tho wild waves uro snying. He Judg ing from their roar 1 should sny they were joining iu the general kick ugainst the high prices nt this resort. "What kind of llht do we receive from the mu?" naked Iho teacher. "Solar light," replied tho bright pupil. "Right. Aud what kind do we get from tho moon'" ' 'Sutillitc. " Perry Patettio If uu.v feller was to cnll me n liar, I would go to work and beat his bond off, wouldn't ymi? VVny worn Watson I might bent his head off, but I wouldn't go to work. No, never. Miss Summit -- Mr. Fiddlebnek wanted to send yon n birthday pres ent, but I told him you had slopped having birthdays ten years ago. Wns I right? Miss Pnlisndo I believe so. I know it was two years nfter you stopped. "The Amazons yonder," remarked the King of Dahomey, "appear to bo linng at random." "Yes, sire," re plied Iho chief of staff, "they cannot seo the enemy." "And why not?" "They nro mad at the enemy, sire." The monarch shrugged his shoulders nud docLirod that if it wasn't for tho joke-wi iters who would be thrown out of employment, he would instantly abolish the female soldiery. Molilalia's -iiil of Mines. California has no such thing us n school of mines, although Iho richest mining state iu tho Union. Iu this respect she is behind Montana iu the inarch of progress. That state has nn organized school nt Butto, managed by a board of trustees, nud thut body adopted plans for a line structure for tho accommodation of the school. These plans provide for laboratories, lecture-rooms nud nil other appoint ments necessnry to inako the school suited to tho growing wauls ol Montana ns a mining state. The Federal ( ivel ninelit h is donated 100,01b) uens of tho public lauds for the benefit of the school, nud the last Legislature of Moiitam authorized tho board of trustees of the School of Mines to erect a building not to exceed tho cost of 1()0,0 )0 nud to equip it at a cost not to exceed $15,000. The net nlso nuthori.os tho trustees to accept dona tions, nnd it is expected that a liberal sum will bo realized from this source. As a result of these liberal provisions Montana will sooii havo uu elegant structurj for tho tcientilio education in mining matters of its youug uiou. Sail Francisco Chronicle. A Safe Ill-duel Ion. "I am aim ist sure that Jenkins is going to leave Mr s. Topfloor's flat,' "What makes you think so?" "Ho gave Mrs. Topfloor's little boy a toy drum tho other day," -Chicago U.c-nL

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