(Chatham UcoviI. l)atl)m IWforo. EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, tat tarn As KATES or ADVERTISING 8 Ote square, one lnsertion Ot square, two insertions On square, one mouth - tl.00 1.50 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advanct. VOL. XIX. PITTSBURG', CHATHAM CO., N. C, SKITKMHKU 10, 1890. For largor advertisements libiil con tact will be made. NO. 3. Si!'!.' :$M!lP!M THE DOCTOR'S RUSE. There was a wild scene that May morning nbout t!iu ulil m uisioii that hud bot'ii fur years tho liomu of t ho Notton family. Uu.l'T I horrent elms shuding tho lawn which sloped to tlio golden wilows by tho busy brook ut its foot, farmers were bilking excit edly wliiin brandis'iiu pitchforks, corn knives nud nil occasional rillo bunded down fruiii n J i ii t--i?r ancestry. At intervals a m no 1 t-t:in r neighbor would some luuih.'ring to ) rendez vous on n plowhors) or arrive pulling iiml perspiring by some cross-cut foot path. Wliilo they wcro approaching organization llio young doctor from tin; village II vi? mill's down tin: valley came swinging ni'oiiii'l t In; iMirvo from tho wo.nl below-, urged liis gallant in no ut tiio finish ol' ii hard run and n I i;4 li t eil ut tlio bron I front steps where ho w.h mot by F. orotic) N it ton. From tlio summit crowned by tin: in iiisimi tin: pretty cniiitry side seemed a ii Arcadia uneiiiitamiu ated ba ilie outer woi'lil. 'is p.'i,p!o weron t.implo trusting folk who lived in peace iiml thought no wrong. They never ho much us locked tin) ilo 11.4 or win dows;yct ut the Nnttcii's tin) night be fore tin! 10 had been 11 111 11 1-1 :r :in I 11 burglary. Tim falli -r, 111 itln;r iiml daughter hail liiii ii boil 11 I and it iggod. Tho house was strip)."! of money, jowoL mill pliiti1. It was Florence who first worked her wriats from th ropes that confined tiieiu. Sao freed herself, released her p ironts nu-1 thou rushoil to tho den which faithful old Tom hinl titteil up uver tlm horse barn nuil wouhl not havo cxehaiigod for the guest chnuiber. Ilo was gone. Then she mug the dinner bell 11s 1111 alarm ntnl tho nearest neighbors oanu run liing in response. O n! oT them up prnachitig by tin; he lg bey-mi 1 Un burn hinl emus upon the body of Tom, who hail been killed by a cruel blow upon the hea. I. A messenger ha 1 b.'eu sent fur Hid doctor, mounted in ut oil lied tho startling news to tlio entire commu nity nud tho rally on the l itvn was to bend out searching parti-", a useless but wcll-moaut plan. Mrs. Notion had boon an invalid lee.dving daily calls from tho young physician dur ing tho three years ho hid b.'cniu tho village. Tho bhoek had been too much for her, mid within an hour of his 11 nival that eventful 111 truing she was past till liiimau aid. The doctor bad been in l'v) with tits beautiful daughter for months, and, with pro fessional egotism, thought that ho had learned her every mood, lb? knew that though stately mid mature, she had uot lust tho llu-.li of youth, nud that behind her self-reliauco there was tho iii.eeptillo ten luriiiMs of girlhood. Hut uow bho np pourod to him in a now nit 1 pii.zlin;,' light. Her faco was white but linn and set. In her great browit eyes there was a lliino that would have (juonehe.l every token of 11 tear. She declared that life woitl 1 bo worthless to her until site knew who had rubb 'd Lor of a mother, 1111 I they lull be -u brought to justic More than this, it was conveyed to tho kuonlod.o of tho doctor by soino oe-tiU subtlety that no long as tho t i-.i.l v of the manaioit reinaiiie l unexplained Lis suit would b.i a hpd.'si nip, Promptly ho wout at th ) task thus assigned him. Tlio two burglars ha I douo their wurk in the davit an I with out noise save multure I curses wlfii old Mr. Xolteu iiiado a vigoroiu ro siHtnuce. Two women setvauts who bad been with tho family for years dlept iu tho wni-j a id heard uothiug. Heury Wirt, a college friend of her brother Bob, now completing in Kurope, had arrived tho day before on his wheel, as ho was riding over tho country for his health. Ho had beou fihown to bis room nt 10 o'clock the night previous, but his bed bait not been occupied, and nothing bad been learned of him since. "I saw the young man when calling 011 your mother yesterday," iuterrnpt od tho dnctiir, "and did not like his Jooks. Thuro was certainly somo- ill ug wrong with his mind or his con science, nud ho may have been uu im posing " "i'hitt is not possible. I knew him st once from li ib' freijuont desciip ti ins. You will be wise to leave him out of your c tlciilatiotis. Hut there is one thiug that may help in this search. When 0110 of the men was trying to secure my wrists I bit him 111 the hand nud 11 in couli lout I left a mark." As the doctor walked to the bam fur h:a borso ho found under the bushes a handkerchief that had evi dently been Uhed 11s 11 mask, for it was knotted ut the corners nud tdits had been cut for the eyes, Th rewore uo initials ur other diitioguitdiiug marks, but ho jut died it iu hit pocket, and was Noon hurrying homeward 11I111 ist as fast as he had ibirdicd over the sumo road a few hours b.-forc His haste was due to the fact that late the night previous lie had dressed tho hand of 11 111 111 who represent!: I tint it h id been bitten in a Ii lit. A circus had been .-honing there, nud this fellow said h w .s a c iiivassman. The doctor at unee telegraphed III ! shrew lest detec tive III the sttti) to 111 )et him at tho tow 11 w hero tiie shoiv next appeare I. There w is no troublo iu tin ling tho wounded man, hut thoevideno wis overwhelming th it his inj iry w n r ce:ved j i-t as ho said it was. Tho of Ih'orlhou went to the N ittou houic, and lor days sought in vain for soiu i obi T!i 'ii h ) went 011 a fruitless seare'i for youii Wirt, an 1 after in mills of m !; aluud ined th ) e ue as a hop .'less 0110. II ill c 111 ) h mi i and acted with tlio doctor, to whom ho to k a great, liking, but at ligth yield ;d to disc iurageni !iit. All nt oiico the young friends of the doctor who hid called at his olHii) wvro surprised to I'm I him a votary of spiritualism, lie talked peibisteutly uf the wonderful phenomena proving individii il spirit pre fi.' 110 J an 1 c iiu iiil uieatiou; of a in lorn mi liuuidiiii having e iiiruuuiou with tho d;pirl ;d, lifting tho mist of obscurity to esp n 1 alike the motives and hidden doodi of men. When th ) d iclor w j it so far as to arr 11 i f ir a s i in : . th'ro wn a general hiispicion that his mental, power, ha I HiiciMinbo.l to some weak ening i ill 10:1c u bit cu:1! isity wai s;i!li.!ic:it to s'ciro as largi 11:1 tiitoud.iueo as ho ho d isire I. II) insisted on the present; of Kph, his surly in t'l of nil work, lor whom the black drnpings and darkened room ha 1 a fa dilution us well its terror. After there hud been Kolt.'iu'd strains of music, weird Bounds as of passing wings mid uu iccoiiutable lappings, the doctor had a protended coiiver-ii ion with the shadjs of de parted relatives and then notified Fph that his former mister from Alabama wante'd to tulli with hiui. With chat tering teeth Kph Bio. id up to receive 11 ciain liy h a id in his un I then went down liiiou his knees. iu a de 'p void tiio "spiritual presence" recalled soiiu of the mo ii ories of other d ivs nud theu iu tearful tones said: "H it, E ih, you've gone wnU' Hint!.! we parted. You're n thief and a murderer." "Xot tint, not dat. It was .Tohusou done kill olo T.iui who 1 he tried to stop us. It was dat rapscallion Johu Hoii tl it tjf'kt titu into it. l'so gtvitio to fess it all, un' get forgibnoss. " A Mil ho did, even to where the plunder and Johnson wcro to be fou 11 1. Then tho d.ictor cuasjil to be a spirit ualist an 1 told his story. ll imiuiiig the handkerchief ui isk mouths after tho tradegy he hid fmrid in it a few hairs troui som i one's mustache or beard. F.j!i being pi cs !Ut, the doc tor amused himself by telling how with the aiil of a micro c ipo ho could ex oiniiie the roots of tii.; hairs, compare them w ith those taken Iruin the faces of suspected per. out an I thus run down tho murderer. Ivdi did not show up ab nit the ulli i : th it d i.v, an I next appeared with 11 cleanly shaven face giving reasons for this re inirka'nlo change so frcti icntly that a light sii Ideuly dawned upon the doc tor, it wilt useless to uecuso upon hiioh evidence, and tho doctor, k uo wr ing tho dense siiperstition of tho ol I mill', played upon it with tho result Doled. Wirt was at lust found iu n, lunatic asylum, a fact uut surprising to thosj who kuew him well, for bis mental nud nervous couditiou had deprived him of all ability to work and sent hiin out in search of health. The cul prits were convicted and tha next great event at the mansion was a wed ding. Detroit Free Press. Value tilvcii Wire by Labor. Iu 1111 uddreRS before an association of iron nud tteel mnungcrs iu Knglainl fcome new statistics were brought up 011 tho remarkable achievements that have been noted iu the manufacture of fyie wire. Tho speaker said that ho had been presented by a wire innuiifiicturcr with specimens of wire for which 4.32, or more than $S,6)0 per ton, was paid. This wire w.is largely used in tho coubtructiou of pianos uud other musical and 111ech1111io.il instruments. Ac coinpnuying these was n sam ple of pinion wire, which had a mar ket valuo of 921. ) per pound, or 13, '2)0 per ton. A still more re lunrkublo illustration of how a piece of fcteel can bo treated so as to 1 come more costly than gold is seen iu the maniifiictiiro of ha'.r-springs. Of these it takes 7ol to weigh an ounce of 437-1-2 grains, nud 27,000,0 10 of them to go to tho ton, which would Cost gl )0, OOi). Probably tho limit of the value that can bo given to steel by skilled labor is reached iu tho case of tho barbed instruments used by deiitiMs for extracting nerves from teeth, w hich are sold at the rate of some 2, 150,1)00 per ton. Nt'Vf Sivlll lllll Iblil'.'C. "One would think that nil of tho swindling dodges had been tried, "said Arthur li. Weed of Peoria, III, nt the Cochran, "iiut I ran across a new one 111 Pittsburg. In one of the first clash restiiiirant i I sat nt tho table with 11 miu who was filling a full course dinner. Ho was a very gentle manly follow mid a chai miiig conver sationalist. 1 don't know- when I hav ) ciij iyed a meitl as 1 did the very modest lunch ut the restaurant. Hefore I was through ho courteously bait! 111 1' good day am! lelt. "When 1 pieko I up my check to Inpiidato accounts, 1 found 1 had a bill of .$."), 7o, when 1 expected one ol 2o cents. After a gn at ileal of trou ble I succeeded in e nvineing the rest 11. 1 a 1. keeper that 1 was not re- ' Npousllile lor Hie oiner mans oiiiiier ! or tho 1 x diauge of clu cks. Tho uivt I day a friend of iiiiuo had a bko ex perience in another cafe, nud I knew by his description that the saiiio man had worked the change of checks." W ashington Shir. Windsor ilslle's 4btbl Plate. The Loudon HI. .lames' tta.etto says that the gold plate of Win Isor Cas tle consists of about 10,0111) pieces. It is kept in the gold pantry, which is an iron room situated on tho ground lloor under tuo royal up irtiiieuts. Theclcrk of tho pantry gives it out in iron bi.Xi s nud receives a receipt for it. It is carried by special train, under escort of a guard of soldiers, nud di livered to the butler (if Buck ingham Palm' . II) gives a receipt for it, and is responsible for it w hile it remains nt the palace. The sumo formalities are observed iu taking it back, nuil nil persons concerned are glad w hen it is once more restored to the safekeeping of the gold pantry. The total value of the plate iu thi department is nearly .t'2,0tH,OOlt. A great deal of it dates from the reign of (ieorgi) IV, but 111110114 tho antitpii ties are some piece's which were taken from the Armada. Live I.'zards iu (he Hock. Live lizards were fonu I iu tho rock of the Lux Ar Talbott limestone quarries north of Anderson, I ml. While tho men were cutting nut the solid rock they hit a series of pockets. Iu each ouo of these was found a live liz ird. They were t tken out, but died a few minutes after being ex posed to tho air. They were of a pe culiar copper color. Although thcio were places for eyes, there were uo orbs. Zoologists state, uud it is uu evident fact, that the li.ards wcro liv ing thousands mid thousands of years ago, uud that they were entombed w hen the rocks were foimed. There were uo air passages into their strange lioines, uud uo way in which they could get any nourishm 'lit. One or two were taken out of the L ix A Tal bot tpiarries recently. C'hicugo Times Herald. Tlio Mystery of the Pearl. Tho usual source of pearls found within the oyster appears to bo the intrusion of some small foreign body which sets up an irritation of cuticle. The only means of defeuso open to tho mollusk is to deposit a layer ol uacrc around the ii ritat mg particlc.nud thus cut it oil' from tho soft, tcudel skiu. A gram of sand or a small crustacean may slip iu between tho lips.nnd setting up irritation, provoke the cuticle to deposit around it 11 series of thin films of uaeic- These are added to from tinu to time, tho little nucleus is completely encysted, nud a pearl is tho result. L idios Home Journal. A MGGUX. j Largest Cannon in the World for j New York Harbor. Will Be Fifty Feet Long and Will Take Three Years to Make. In u few years the United Htutcs wi.l own 0110 of tho biggest guns 111 the world. It is to bo sixteen lucbes iu diameter on the inside and will ihoot a projectilo larger than the body of a good sized mini and weighing over 1,500 pounds. At tho War Department in Wash ington bids were recently opened for furnishing tho mount and the sttel forgings neceKsary b fore the gun it self can be built. Some idea of the size of this gun can bo gained when it is known that it will take three years of stea ly work to inako it. It will cost a small foi 1 1 ue, mid wiil con sume 8 )0 pounds of poivd -r at 11 sin gle shot. The building of this monster gun is largely nu experiment. Ever miioc IHSlitho board which hns charge of fortilientions nud coast defenses has urged Congress to set aside enough money for building 11 sixteeu-iiich gnu. Several f. reigu countries have mch i;tins both for use iu coast defenses nud aboard vessels of war. Though there hasheeii 110 opportunity to tent them iu iiclive warfare, it is claimed that notwithstanding their enormous M.n and tho force of their recoil when discharged, the result of their work will fully warrant tlnur cost and the necessary danger connected with their use. A sixteen-iiieh gun when ilis cliHiged, is not only dangerous at the inu..lo but at tin; breech, for tho re coil, if not properly provided for, might sink the slop, gun uud all. The United States government does not intend to use this big gnu aboard fdlip, but it will bo phu;ed 011 out.' of the fortilientions in New York harbor. General Flagler, the chief of ordi nance of the uniiy, says that one Well directed shot from tho sixtccn-inch gun would destroy or stop any vei-sel known ut the present tune. He says one such gun iu New York baibur would do more good iu ctseof war than a dozen gnus of twelve or thir teen melius in six..', the lnr ;i'sl now in use by this government on laud or sea. The more Conservative olliecrs of the War llepartmeut have recom mended ui.lil recently the building of more twelve-inch guns.biit it has been ilciuoiislrutcd within the last year that a twelve-inch projectilo will not pene trate the armor now used 011 war ships unless the shot is esp-'dully fa vorable. The iiruuient for the 12-iueli gun has been that if one shot at a hostile war ship did not do the work more shots would, mid that the largest ves sel iu the world could not stand a dozen shots from a 12 inch gnu. (ieu eral Flagler meets this argument by saying that while the 12-inoh gnus of the United States were pounding aw ay nt a foreign ship the guns on board the vessel would not bo idle, nud he thinks it wise, therefore, to have a gun big euough to do tho work quick l.v. The big gun will weigh about seventy-live tons uud will be nbout fifty feet long in tho clear, the inside bore or biuret being about forty feet in length. Two miles will be a short ilistimco for its projectiles to reach, uud even at that distance they will be ikippiug along nt a spctd of 2,000 feet every second. Tho destruction that would be wrought by l,,"i00 pounds of hardened btoet, shaped like 11 Miuie bull, goiug nt the highest speed, can scarcely be imagined. Kxpi'iim mi! Willi a Til tiu meter. A discussion arose recently between two gentlemen who at one time or an other had learned and forgotten more ol' less nbout uaturul philosophy. The question at issue was whether the action of a fan iu motion cooled 11 person by lowering tho temperature of tho uir in his yioimty. It wit maiii'nine I on one sido that such was tho cus", and on tho other that the ntiiiisiihero remained unchanged. To settle the point, aftera sum hud been put up by erich party, a thermometer was placed directly in front of 11 revolvim electric f iu, where the full blast of uir could striko it. After it had remained there ten iniuutcH it "as ton n l that the temperature recorded by tho instrument had not changed a fraction of a decree. Washington Slur. " Search UcwanUd. "Little Johnnie opened his drum yesterday to rind where the noise came from." "Did he find out?" "Yes; when Ins father caino home the noun cuiuo from little Johnnie." Savannah' Bound Tiiwi'. ''Visitors to Savannah," said Henry H. (islloway.of that city,, ut the Kig:js Hons.', ricntly, ''exhibit grout inter- ; est in a small, round tower that is 1 easily disci ruilile when approaching 1 the city from the sen. It is of stoue, : inoss-grow 11 un 1 ivv-c iveied. The residents oft he neighborhood are fond i of telling thrilling stories of the part ' tin.' fort plated iu Spuuish uud Iutbuii I warfare, slid thy say that it was built nb nit the time St. Augustine wio 1 founded. "The truth of the mutter is tlmt ; the tower was erected by the United , Slates (iovcriimeiit during the war o: 1 1 S 1 2. it saw iiiuii' little service dur j ing the "late unpleasantness," but d o ! not figure iu any great action. The tower occupies a jiromiu ut jiositiot una promontory. At present it i : used rs a repoitm;; nud signal station, and frequently iu the suiuni 'i' sen-on i parties 01 bathers and fishermen make I it their In'u. Iq i irt is when o-i i'S; d: tioiis from T bee mi l other seasholt resorts." Washington Times. Caro nf the Iir.s. N"i vi r drop any hirig into the rii uutii it has been previously warmed. Never attempt to npjil.v a poultic : to the inside of the final of the u", Ni v. r w.'t tlnr inur if you have any ' tendency to deafness; wiur an oiled : silk cap when bathing and refraii ! from tliviug. j Never serate'i tie; ears with any thing lint the ling r if they itch. ; io not use the bead of a pin, hail ' pill, pencil lips of anything of thai i nature. I Never put milk, fat or nuy niu ' siibstuncn into tin) car lor the roliel j of pain, lor they soon b c ime rancid I and tend to I'M'ito ml! limitation. Simple warm water will answer tin. purpose better than anything rise. Never be ulaiined if 11 living iuseci enters I he car. Pouring warm walei into the canal wi I drown it, when it will generally come In tliesiirfuno ami can easily bo 11 111. nod w.lh the lim ger-i. A lew pull's of tobacco Mno'.i blown into the ear wiil stupefy Hit insect. Whale la ai 1 1) I! '('.line ln-ani'. A ease iiupl'i c deul' d In tho iiiiuab of morbid 1 syclndogv has just beet brought to iiilit iu Vii iiioi. A w holt family, consisting ol four p.-roiis, Inn bee. nun simultaneously insane. Tin unfortunate victims are Alexander So brallsliy, aged tbi.alid his three daugh ters, nged 18, 22 und 21 respectively. They me all sulVi-riiig fioni tir.isseii wall ti (uitigulouiauia or great drill sinus). The malady first manifest' c itself when the Snbiausky Iu in 1 ix found t hat the house III which tin y live, and which they thought .n their own properly, belonged to souu one else. They tried to t j ct the othei inmates and made all sorts of absiii il nrrniigeineiits. Tho poor girls wort only detaitit) I a tier a ii -ice struggle, iu which they dcfcndi d themselvei w ith hatchets. It appears that asm' of Soluaiisliv, aged 2ti,was seized will 11 hi 111 i In r muni 1 a w ar ago, and if still insane. London Chronicle. A Cut That Nurses Kahhils. Mrs. Sophie Zi iitgr if of Westmin ster, Md, , hns u cat that is biiekluij: hiilf-n-di'.en young rabbits. the c.i' hud six kittens, live of which were taken from her, und Willie Babylon found tho rabbits before their evil were opened, and gave them to the de spoiled feline. The animal at onet adopted them and has been caring for them for leu days. Sac treats them in nil respects us her own young. They are kept iu a box, from wind the e it takes t hem at intervals and nl lows them to p'ny nbout tho yard for t time, and then puts them back iu tin box. She displays tlu gre itct ma ternal solicitude for them, and if any teing men. ic 's them, exhibits signs m distress or auger. She carries then nbout iu her iuo::th. IJ t'.tiiuorc Am erica u. Strength of a Miau's Minu. The first surg:c 1! case that I had in the Slate of Arkausas una setting an alio that had been fractured by a blow from 11 swan's win.;. The uccnb nt 00 curred on Swan Like, near Shawnee Village P. nutation, in Mississipp' County, iu lilt winter of 1870. Tin patient, a limit, r Ir.'in the Memphii market, wi.s lin-tninting" at ninht, and a bund of swans II tv ut the light. The mall was iu 11 little pirojiie uu.' instinctively threw disarms up lo pro tect his head. The left arm was struck by the wing of one of the birds in t' sustained 11 compound fractuicof tin fore. inn, both tunes b. ing broken. Forest und Si rciru. The Volunteer lh.'atitrv of L igi in I, numbering about 173,0J, ire soon to lie supplied with a new liile the Martini-Met I'ut.l 101: j 11 v. ihm slwh:. TO W.EAi'U A KTIiAW H AT. Fust, scrub it will iu warm water, softened with 11 tablespoon of boruX to 11 puilful ol water. Use 11 clean brush, und if the hut is very much soiled use a little soap. Then sponge the hat nil over with a weak solution of borax, using a te -pnoiiful to a businfulof water. IJUach in the sun for two or three days, sponging the hut frequently with the botax water. If the hat is very yellow, a little b inou juice or diluted oxnlie ucid, is good lo sponge with while blenching. DIIY SOME FHUTS, When fresh fruit is coming freely into the market, the thoughtful house keeper begins to make her prepara tions for tho next winter nud spring. Much fruit is and should be canned, but where v.-) have to cons:d;r tin? question of expense ( tud thoroare few w ho do not) it is well to prepai .? some by drying. Apple's nvrt I and sou r, blackberries, raspberries, pcndifs, pears, apricots, corn nud beans can be easily pn ptirnl nud kept for nu in definite 1. iigtu of time. S veet apples can bo pared, quartered, lining on Mroiig twine and hiin ? back and forth on fruun s made for the purpose. It bikes several days, sometimes a week, for tin se to become d y. They are iLlieioiis iu the winter, snake 1 ovi r night after w ishing, uu I Ih iu placed in a beau pot with us much of tho water as is needed lo till the pot, und sugar iu the proportion of 1-2 pint to inch quart. It needs to bake hlo'.ly two nr three hours. Sour apples urn pilled, Corel, sliced 111 thinly us possible und spread on clean boards in the sun. Whon perfectly dry they should be healed iu tho oven; all tilled fruit needs to bo finished in the own. Pears, apricots uud peaches a rii halved or quartered and then dried in the same way. Hlue beiries uud raspberries uro simply spread oil clean boards or cloths nud tinned frequently. Tiny nro often used when enroll, rai-uiia or currants could iml be all'orded. Col li should bo dried in tho oven when full of unlit, removing the kernel carefully from the cob, Iteaiis, when ready for boiling may bo spread on the attic iloor in their pod-, uud allowed to remain until dry, being stirred occasionally. All of these keep better if stored ill strong paper or cloth bags so that no insects can reach them. Whe.i Using them re mouther that they need to be soaked iu water over nihl, uud usually nro better for being c Hiked iu this same water. New I'.nglaud Homestead. lil.rii'l'.s. linked Potatoes Choose line large potatoes and wash clean. It alio forty live minutes iu hot oven. When done prick kins with a fork and potatoes will be dry and ll iky when served. Spiced Currants Stem ofT live pounds of currants; add four pounds of granulated sugar, a pint of white vinegar, four heaped tablespoons of ground cloves and four nf ground cinnamon. Boil three lull hours ut the side of the range. It is a nice cotidinieiit for venisou, lamb, or any game. Spiced Apples Put into the pre serving kettle five jouuds of sweet apples, peeled, c red and cut into sinuil slice, three pounds of brown sugar, two ounces eaeli of gr.nin I cin namon and cloves and 11 pint of good viuegar. Boil nil together for throe hours. This spic-'d preserve keeps well, is inexpensive, nud so within the reach i f all, and will bo found very good for evciy day use. Lamb 1 1 -is.il Chop line cold cooked lamb to m ike one large cupful. Put 11 t ablespoonfui of bitter an I one of llour iu a siiiici p m ; melt w ithout fry ing; and ad I a small half-pint of milk ; stir until bnilin;;; a id a salt spoonful of salt, a good pinch of cay enne, half a tca-p 1 "iiful of onion juice; then stir in the lamb; mil a p iich of mi 111 'g, Mil spread on tt.u-.ted bread, cut round with the biscuit cutter; place a poached egg uu each round of toast and serve. Brea.le-l 11l Two pounds veal cutlet, one cup dried bread or cracker crumbs, one egg beaten light on a plate, v. 'tit veal iu pieces suitable for serving or use cutlet whole us pre ferred. Season with salt and pepper. Dip in eg ; and then in crumbs nu both snles and fry in a fryiugpan in hot drippings or lard. Cook slowly for half an hour, covered the first fifteen minutes. Make gravy with three-quarters pint of miik poured 111 pan afu-r veul is tikeu out. Thicken with tub'espnou tlour made smooth iu a little milk, boil well, season with bait and peppor and pour over veal. Sou'?. fcrii.jr Iroin the eruguy liunnl "f btfeU and je lie 'J Lull Willi wiiel, briug. K. t 11 f .rest oitors from that reulm of thin", I poll lliv w iut; ! tl win.!. 11 mighty. iLtlanelioly wiuO, Jil.iw through tee, blow ! 'J'li 11 Mowi-t forgotten things into my uilud rr. iii l.iug UK". John ToithuutT. JU.MOKOl'S. Mamma - Tommy, have you been iu niiother light? Tommy No'm ; just ha 1 the second round today. lb Would you marry me if I were poor. Sin No; I wouldn't marry 11 man unless 1 loved him. Sin If I don't accept you thin time you won't get discouraged, will you? II. Oh, no! There are others. "How Miss Fashion does sail nb 01,!" '-She can't help it. She has g. t six yards of canvas iu that 1J0V skit!." Mrs. Diizz-'y I you keep a sci vnut f.'iii? Mr-.. Doohey No.thoiigh goo hi"ss knows wo hire them often enough. Crusty- (iracimi-! Your linen ni tho dirtiest I ever saw. How long tb vol wear a shirt. Wigwag Not quite to in v 1. in o-. i'l-dek I never hear you lallc nb. ml. 3 our aut'estors. Kecdick Weil, tiny never l::lkod about mo that I know of." He - Oil, yes, when I was in Lon don I was eiithu-i istieally riOeivcd ill court cireii s. Slio ( -i"'ply ) What was the charge ngitiust you? "What makes ynii women ki-.s when you moot?" "'t is a sort of apology in u iv. me for w hat wo mean to say nb nit inch other 11 1' I -r wo part." Wile --Wliat it happy looking couple t hose 1 w o ufe I I wonder how long t hey hav..' been in ii i i. d. Husband (.', I gile.s they're only engaged. .1 1I1 11 tiy -Tommy llrown's mother m ikes him go to Sunday school every Sunday. .Minima -Why do yotl say she in ik- s him go? Johnny I! ciiiiho he '...-. 1 1 01. kei per I 11 dice you hnvo "Like Meniphn 1101 jog Ice" on your wagon. I! iy Yi.s'ni; that's what dad named t hi' frog po'id 111 the holler win re we go! it. "I have lu re a pardon for you from the governor," said the sln t ill' to tho cold blooded murderer. "Ah,1' replied the latter. "No nnose is good news, us the pl ovel b S'i s. " A 1 cliitcct -- Have you any sugges tion for the sluly, Mr. Vcryrieh? Vt-rvrich O.ily that il must be brow 11. Ci.eul thinkers, I 1111. lerstand, arc geii eia ly found in a brown study. Louise llirrv, I hate lo ask yotl, but tell 1111', do yon snore 111 your sleep? Harry Sound 1 ui.s, darling; you know 1111 nclive business mint doesn't get time to siioro r, lieu lie's un .I.e. Ti:e goMluess was giving lit til) Touiiny a grammar lesson the other day. "An abstract 11 uin," she said, "is tue miuie of soiuel h '.ng which you can think of, but not touch. Can you g.ve in., an example?'' "A red-hot 1"'''''" .V Bicycle Dcliotra Suirtresleil. Would it not be well, suggests a w lieeluiaii, t ' oivatii.e a bicycle orcln s:i a ; not it brass band affair, but uiii-ie produced by the boils. The tinkling of the bells of a party of eye't rs is a merry Mi'.iud, but why not have them ring chimes and play simple tune? Light or more persons in a c ub mi ;!tt have the bells on their machines arrange I s. us to fo: ill 11 scale, each b'll being 1 11 tied to the correct note. Il dimld uot be difficult to do this. Then with 11 little practice 11 pleasing ill'ect might be pioduced by the players. Wash ington Star. "!'tii:!.iinl (irt'.tt black Cormorant." The common "gr. at black cormor nut " of l'."g!aiid is the only b:rd, ex cept hawks an I la'e wi.idi has bi , 11 trained to a-si-d lm. in the cap ture of living prey, to which ho is) especially adapted by sense, memory uud nlTectnoi. T'ic male bird is a yard Ions, very strong uud heavy, rather quaint t ban beaut 1 1 ui, whether living or diving or sitting 011 tho l ocks. The fns 1 cot inoraut hardly did. is from thu.e wii ch are now lisl iti; from the rocks in which their pc: ti ilied ituee-tors are imbedded. The Nolile lb I M ill V wheel. A luitliur 1 in lu al ion " the progress of en iliutiou e lit 01 the 1 11 dm us of the lur W.-st, was luiuislied recently by "L.iib B. ue:. It ur," who is a chiel 111 the N". P. re.- ti-.b' o! Oregon. Ho was no mix. oils lo net a bicye e th. t he tin led thirtv loo ses f.ir nne n.J coll- tidcicd that he hud luaoy a baruaiu. H

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