mmxk Ckttam RATES II. A.. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR, ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ttiO PER TUB Slrletlj In Advann, One square, one iniertiot One tquare, two inaertiom One square, one month 1) Lot VOL. XXIV. PITTSBOllO, CHATHAM COUNTY, N. C, THURSDAY. OCTOHKU 31. 1J01 NO. II, For larger advertisement! liberal P ett will be made. TWO GENTLEMEN "-' 0 'By SEWARD iCopyrlgbt, by Rour.r.T Bokskr' but, CHAPTER XX XL Baok through Pailolu Strait. The engine!! of the Auino could un1 eead her through tlio water fust enough for us. Jean Chicot sat crouched near the rail, watchiug us furtively. We paid little attention tohiiu. He was thor to do our bidding. He was tractable enough, and would cause no trouble. The sight of so in any soldiers had driven all the wickedness out of him. And, indeed, he was not so wick ml at he was demented. Lou;; familiarity with the worshipers of Pele had so worked upon his weak intellect that it had been an cany matter fur him to be come one of them. Ami, like all Frenchmen, once iu their ranks, he threw hie entire nature- into the idol atry aud became tho worst fanatit! ol the lot. ISut 1'elo could not save him from armed soldiers. lie was looking out for the safety of Jean Chicot, am.' this safety lay iu obedience. Hccauip sat near the old Frenchman and smoked. At times he would at tempt to lead the old man into conver sation, but found in him a very in different listener. Chicot's eyes were Axed on me. He did nut care what Beacamp was saying. Gordon aud X paced tho deck im patiently. Making a turn forward, I stepped alongside my comrade, who had for the moment paused, aud stood with his glass in hand scanning the height of Lauui. "I am trembling with excitement, '' I said. A grim smile played around his mouth. Ho was a contrast to me. He was so calm, so strong. There was on his handsome, rugged face a purpose well defined. It meant but little good to tho person we were go ing to seek. "What is your purpose?" he asked. "Suppose wo rind this wretch Kau mai or Helenoorthe devil whichever sho is? Do yon menu to say you wi 11 give your uuclo's cstute over into lu-r bands?" "It was my uncle's wish." "Hut she is the murderess of Win Die." "I know. She could have saved her. But sho is iny unclu's daugh ter." "But she played you false." "Yes; but tiie will must stand. She must have what is hers." Gordon moved impatiently. "After that?" he muttered. "She deserves punishment. There Is a law in the laud. Let her abide by it." "Law at anytime is kIow." "True. I have sworn to kill her, but I cannot have, the blood of hit cousin on my hands or yours." "Cousin? An ouirago on the rela tion." "True. An outrage on nil woman hood if yon will, but she is the heiress of The Corals." I examined tho rapidly Hearing coast. "If I am not mistaken," I said, pointing to what seemed to be a little boy in the rocky shore, "that ii whero Pntua landed me. Let us gj ashore there. From there I can easi ly find my way. The map of that horrible pluco is burned into mj brain. I can seo it all do see it have seen it since the day hcl! opened aud peace departed from un life." We were boltt very pale. We were en an errand the like of which in; man had ever been on before. We were going to place upon e pedestal of gold a heathen idol. A woman who had falsely claimed sh loved mo, only to wring my soul in agony; a woman who had spurned the love that iu the great gratitude she might have won, would have been en during for all time; a woman whos cruel adherence to a hideous unearth ly form of worship bad lof-l to me beautiful and loving sister, ami tc Gordon the one ho hoped to wed; tin; woman we were or 1 was bound bj my uncle's will to tenderly cure for, U plttoe in possession of her great in heritance. It was hard! It was harti to forget the horrid scenes that 1 bin: been through, to sink my hatred o! the traitress behind iny obedience tc Uncle Tom. The struggle had cost me dear, but right was triumphant. Ueleuo should have her own. Again the Aitmo's bouts were low ered, and we went ashore. A large nulling boat was lying up on the rocks high out of reach of tho tide. I exainiued it. It was Patau's boat. It had been thrown on the rocks by a storm, aud was buttered aud broken. "This is Patua's boat," I said. "It is the same one that 1 caiuo here in. The iishermau must have been over 3oiw9 by the volcano." "I aeenq evideuees of volcano," said Gordon. "You could not eee any signs of it here, no matter how severe an erun- I Uon there was. Between us an I Kap stoli there are high walls of locks which woul l stop the flow. Iks la .. I could sweep down the niount.iia si le ! aud aoross the plains on the other ! side, but wo.ild bo held in chtvk on ; this side." "Hurry up!" sai l Seae-amp. "I.t i s j pet the jolu-ver with in I get bu-k to 1 t'.'-iiist.i.iity. This pla.v au I to it ; other we have just left, tills me wuii ' OF HAWAII. W. HOPKINS. chills and fever, it's enough to give a man perpetual horrors. After this I'll attend to my own business. I can i u ii u hotel as well us anybody in Hawaii, good prub, good beds aud first -class Aniiiioun home comforts. But when it comes to hunting spooks and go blesses nud crazy priests, I am nut i.i it ii'iy more. No. sirree! Come on. lei's lind the beautiful Helene nud y:iik Iu r out of this beforo she get? us lire I into a volcauo." Cordon gave himu look that sib encod him. "Lcat'.he w,iy, Tom," ."-aid Gordon. "Vou kujw tho roa I. Wo will fol low." Cordon was close behind me. Af ter him ca n-' Jean Chicot, then He camp, then the soldiers. I led them into the deep gulf that led the way to the Temple of tho Glistening Kock. "You must have had creepy sensa tions when yo'.i went through here ulone," said Guidon. "I felt better than I do now. was full of hope. Now all is misery. Look out there, the road is rough aud the light poor." 'Confound that, rock!" I beard Seaemup sputter back of us. "I'll break my American neck over thin heathen business before I get through." I walked more rapidly than T had nn my first visit. 1 seemed to know the roa 1 perfectly. I found n- ditli euity in picking my way. Cordon came along splendidly, but Kcacamii and Chicot Mumbled and fell ami cursed and grumbled as wo hurried them along. "f see light ahead," Gordon said. "ft is the Temple of the Glistening Bock," J sai l. "That is where I wait ed for Nimolau, who took nio before Kaumai." We quickened our steps. 'There is somo ono there," fifth) Cordon. I mshed into the broad basin calleJ (h' Temple -if the Glistening Bock. A man sui with hi.s back to tho ruck, facing the y.ilf or eutranco to thoteuii pie. He was calmly eating a banana. It was Niinolo'i. I sprang toward him and seized him, "Hell-dog!" I roared, hardly able tc desist from slaying him on the spot, But that I needed his assistance ta lind Helene, he would have died t lint, moment. "You miserable curl You worthless pup of Satan! Murderer! Do you know I have come to kill you?'' I shook him roughly. The soldiers crowded around. They needed but u word to put Nimolau out of the world. But Ninuiau was the same calm Simolnii. "I thought you would come," he laid. " have been waiting for you.'1 "Waiting for me!" I cried. "Has I'.ie place not done mo harm enoug'i that it should wait for me again? lint am here, and if your murdering priestess lives, I want to see her." "Jt ii un easy thing," ho said. 'Follow me." "Devilish cool!" muttered Cordon "Dm- would think he had done you a favor once." "Just so," said Xiuioluu, turning lo mc. "The last time you were here joii had some good cigars. tlot uy now?" I roared an oath at him. "No!" I said. "Lend us to Kaumai, hr I'll scatter your brains on thii Glistening Bock." "Come on," lie snid. We followed him, us I had done bo fore, through the dark pussage-wny, the guide goin,i alien 1 of us with hit lantern, Wtien wo emerged from that pass lige nud caiiin out on the mountain bide, I saw fresh lava hero and there, "There it is," said. "Tho erup tion was slight, after all." "It was the sacrifice, "said Nimolau, looking lit me. There was a curiout light in his eyes. J clutched him by the throat. "Wait," said Gordon. "Let bin) take us to Helene, and then we caf deal with him." We followed him up the tuountaiii nud down into the crater. He eutereii the temple where f had seen so man horrors. A cold shudder crept ovel me. There w as one relief. Xo priest) could be seen. "Where uro the priests?" I asked Nimolau. "Some are down there," he replied, pointing into the hike of lava.no longer rumbling or smokiu.'. "The subtler, killed t Uem and P.itu.i nud I buried them in there. The others are watt del ing iiboui the island. There w a; no way to leave it. for Put mi's boat was broken in u storm." "And tho luiMiuiiloukaniliiiiawni?'' I irked. "What of that?" He did Hot answer. He stepped toward that chamber iu w hich Kauuiui ha l sheltered me and had raised my hopes and had bnde me trust her. Nnuoliu gave a peculiar cry. "ti i in," he fnid. Co.-li.u mi l 1 with our nerves br.v -H. i;i-.'jii:g -feiti Chicot between I. . .-u pi i: I i. it the cliauber of the Oil-te- . l'l e:iibh' -'y. araly.ed in limb j-.n l o!i Ml , " e v;, , ; : here. 'I'aii li.-i .ii 'il n.i urn I'aum to greet ii'. ().. ,ij Ka r..ai. more radi.iut, more i -vciy limn eti. 'I '-mother God open. iny eyes clearer that I muy see! viu Winuie. Viuuie!'I cried ut last, lost in a 'og of bewilderment. "Winnie!" My voice was broken: my sight dim. 1 could say no more than that. "Wiu Die!" Jt was no phantom. My sister's trius were around my tier k. She was tveoping mid kissing me, aud I was s eeping and kissing her. "God be praised!" 1 exclaimed st fast. "But I saw you thrown into thu ava lake. How were you rescued md by whom?" A happy laugh drove her tears vsy. "I wasn't thrown in, Tom dear,", she said, and now she found time to stretch out her hand to Gordon, who stood utaring nt her and ut Kaumai and st the room in which we stood. "It was only a bundle that was thrown iu, Tom. Kaumai wm tine, and saved lue. Ximolau nud l'utua were true to us and her and did not betray the secret." Now she lowyred het voice to a whisper. "And Kauina: loves you, Tom, and saved mo fol yon, aud I love Kaumai. " My eyes were swimming with tears. Through them I could see Kaumai, beautiful Kaumai, cro-i hing upon i cushion, her faco buried iu her hands. Iordon found his tongue, and with tho light of a resurrected love sirug gling for the mastery with tho wonder ment iu his eyes, lie tool; Winnie and told her how luippyhe v.us to iiu.l her. 1 stepped to KttU'uui's side. She knew my footstep aud jumped to her feet. "Von could not trust we!" f-lia cried, shrinking from me. "I trust you now," I said, "f trust you, love you and worship you. Come!" I held out iny arms. She came to me. Ah! The misery wun w iped out in that embrace of love. It needed no words to say that Kaumai lovei me. This beautiful woman, whose only teachers bad In eu .leau Chie.it and Nature, was mine. She had earned my love, my gratitude, n.y trust. Willi my arm iirouml her waNt I turned to Jean Chicot. Tho old Frenchman stood palsied with surprise, fearjjand bewilderment, rubbing his hands together nnd iiioau ug to himself. Scucamp stool villi his hands in his pockets, staring wit ii wide-open eyes ami pale face ut AYi ti me, at Kauuiui aud nt me. "Speak!" I commanded Jean Chicot. "I know your answer, but L Brought you hero to discover ile'ene. Speak! istbis the daughter of Thuuuu Wnrriiigford?" "Yes," hoarsely c; ii d the old '.-.'. i. "That is Helene. She docs not kuo-y lue! She docs not know me!'' I bent aud kisel my priesie.-s again. "You are my cousin," f sail, "and a fortune is waiting you at Honolulu. " She tenderly put her hand in minu and drew me toward Winnie and Gordon. Embracing Winnie und luo "he said: "f have my fortune now." "Kaumai our cousin!'' ecc!:.imel Winnie, "I'ne'e Toui'ii dan ;hter;aiid Uncle Tom is dead!" "Yes," 1 replied. "Kiumai be longs to us. I'ucloToni left her to 111 to care for and how teu-lci ly we s i ul do it." T notice l the happiness vm no; all with us. Winnie looked with bright eyes into Gordon's face, and the gen trul of thj army were his 'joeu-s proudly. "You had better speak to old Chicot," I said. "Helene, I w ill cu'l yon Helene hereafter, for that is your inline. You will learn u!l u'.i-.i.it yo. it self when we rea.-lt home." "Home!" sho murmured, "home! Whata strange, sw eet word! f thought this horrid place was home, until your darling sister taught ion better, Sim lias opened my eyes eve. i more thai you could in that brief tall: that a.vl'-il day. Yes, I will speak to him." sh.j continued pointing to Chicot. "He i i the old man I told you used to teach me iu that temple long ago." She stepped before Chicot. Sonic thing of her old grandeur came to her us she stood before him ami said. "Old man, for your teachings I owe you gratitude nnd hatred. You were in ono way Lind and iu another cruel, I have learned wisdom from my sister, there," pointing proudly at Winnie, "and I knpw that the horrid fallacies you taught me were but the phantasies of a disordered brain. That you will fully did wrong I do not believe, yet you made mo a hater of my peop'e, and almost a murderess, But for the joy that has come out of it, the love and happiness that are now mine,'' and here she steppe I buck ami held Winnie's hand iu one of hers mid mine in the other, "I forgive you. I do m t know what you are to inc. There is a mystery to lie cleared uway, but not by you, save as you are bidden I y these people. When you have done your duty to them and mo our way t must part forever. To day I bcin a life that shall be free from idolatry, save as I idolize those w ho love mc, and whom I love. You have d uio wrong, f cannot love you. " The old muu tnas mi his kmc:, hit white head bowed with g'liM' and hu ruiliution. "Be kind to him," I f-aid. "Vo l do do not know what a disordered bt.iiit will do. He is not w holly respoii-ible. Treat him kindly. He'll i not l.mg to live." "Then live in pea-'e." she s a I soft ly, bending and stroking the old ina-i's head. "I lorgiieyoii and I id iotl rou." (To be ci-intiau- l-l The Aust'-.'r.n commonwealth's new n,iy the first line of defense - w ih ro-i 5,cmi.iKKi a ytar to iniini i n. 1 practical iiidei'cndt'n.e of t':e r.nv c ' mjnwe.i!ih is proi:i'. co.lly k'.xi. n tin c.rly rtstc i i! e.MSfir.ce. a ( Hie of Wheel, of Vrlili-lt-s. ' To preserve Hie wheels of vehicles, nnd also to prevent shrinking of liny of 1 lie part;, put some boiling linseed oil In 1 1 a pan or other vessel nnd lai.-e the wheel so that the rliu will pass throuvdi the oil. Bcvolve the wheel ami let the fellue.s be well conked for about three minutes, and the wheel will then be more durable. bi"'" Hit Iter Making at Home. ' As soon as the milk is drawn from the cow It Is strained and nt once run through a separator at a temperature of 11 bout seventy degrees. The cream is put nwsiy in m cool place so that the iiulmul heat Is all driven off before It is mixed w-lth older cream. I churn twice every week. The ereaui is put in u barrel churn which is re volved continuously until the butter lias ucctimuliitcd in oue solid mass. Buttermilk is then drawn on and fiv-di cold water inhlnl and the butter thoroughly rinsed. After this has been done, the butter is .salted at the rate of one ami a ball' ounce of salt per pound of butler. It is put away an '. allowed to stand over night. Next morning It is worked thorough ly and made into rolN or pneUed away in vart hen jars ready for the market. - L. V., Iu New F.indaud lluinebteud. How to IVi'il Poultry. In times past poultry raisers thought that laying hens reiuircd u warm food early In the morning, and various mix tures and methods were suggested as llie best and most economical. Practical tests have shown that it Is not always best to give a warm mash for the 11m: iiuil: feed, especially if given In any great .'iinoi'iit. J 'ens that are fed )i Mift mash in tiii early niornin soon become fat nnd lazy, nud we all know that fat. idle liens (in not keep thrifty. .V very small feed, say a teaspoon ful of nuisli lo e.ieli lien, given at break of day, would perhaps be good, but it Is (bliiet'.li to proportion the iiiuoiuit so that eai Ii one gilts her al lotted part. Some will get double their portion, nnd then stand around idly watting for tin- next Meal, while others go hungry. We believe the bcsl t-ystem of feed i:il! Is to S'-il Iter whole oats in the 1 ;r.iv .-.lid force the In ns to begin work iniiy iu 1 he i!.ty. The in.-isii may l-i livc:i all. .nt noon, and i:ioie v. ho'.e gr:.ill later ill the day, so liiat (he hi ns may be kept busy till dark. See that nil of tin 111 are fully satisfied before roosting ilme, even if whole coin Is given ju.- t before dark. - - I'oinc und Farm. tiri-iilii-; Out lli- CiiM. lliindi. ds of fa rin buildings that con tain shivering and unthrifty stuck all through the winter mouth muld, nt almost 110 expense whatever, he mnde very warm nnd comfortable. Open foundations and absence of any closed "''1 ..r-$;i 1 : found. 11 ion whatever cause much of 1 he coldness of farm buildings. Cheap buy and swamp grass abound iu al most all sections. If a large iuaniily of this is cm and put about the build jug and held there iu the manner t-hown in ihe ciit. 1 he wiud would very ffeciiinlly lie kepi 0111. Two Mriis of hoards, wbh bulls nailed lo ihem ecry fifteen im-lics, will keep ihe hay very snug. When win lei is past the hay can be used for bedding during the spring months. Orauye J udd Farmer. CrnwillK (itiiiil Won!. Yhc condition of the sheep's wo A r.l hearing lime determines very often ihe prices offered. When sheep come up 10 the season for clipping with w ool 1 ha 1 lies In long silken masses on their backs, clean, healthful and at tractive, ii is a delight to feel it, nnd usually buyers are willing to accept It at 11 trifle advance over poor, coarse, dirty and mailed wool. Some sheep have their wool in such good condi tion that it seems as If they were nat urally clean and particular animals, taking as murli 111 re o." their dress as a human being. This has been attrib uted to the breed of the sheep nud lo the feeding, Inn probably Hot sutliclent 11 1 1 -1 1 1 i 1 1 1 has Iii-i ii paid to the natural surroundings and conditions of ihe nu inials. The sheei are a good deal like dairy cows. If you clciin and brush off the latter and give ihem clean, health ful places 10 sleep in they appear to show a ualiir.il inclination to keep their bodies clean They are actually educated up lo clc.itiliness. Sheep can bio w ,p Pc bred nnd edti caled to keep ilieir wool Iu good con dition. Bad Wi.ilher will, of lirse. mat the wool, tiding It with dirt and tnud. and Mime sheep seem to inherit n tendency I 1 wallow in every inudlio'e. In fact. 11 is ,i no' iccahle faci tuat the common, puoroiid sheep get diriier than the f.mcv luvd animals, and their wool aiw-.iys pre.-eiifs a dih lr appesr rricc. In i!:e 1- ng v. noled sheep th? lendeni y to pi OIl.llMI. 1 (I. the fact the lo;l".iivn; hi The t:i so matt 1 wed is vcr: is due -dniply t : I iiiih bud In tie c: lcir. -' ' i.;. as pos.: T be kept ihi'.tip. marshy touiJ( ai-1 iiiey xhould be lycn j clean, dry sheds nt night, or when the weather is stormy. Tin- fheds should not be located In low. hollow places, bur. If possible, on liit.li emin ences, whore water will lint collect. Careful attention should be given to the nature of the weed- and bushes in the grazing field. By filling their woo! with burrs and prickers the miiliia! mat the tlecce Icidly cud prepare good places for din nud l.bh 10 lodge. 1? the wool fcets tied 1.0 wiiii oiiri's iu llii-i way something fhoilhl be done to i;. I t lieui out, even though each Individual nninial must be caught ami the v. oil combed out move or less. The imiiri '1 ing quality of the food cls i nftiiis I In- condition of the Wool, and it goes without allying that this should be i f the best. A lilile study of the question might enable or.u to improve the qual ity of the lleece, and in ihls way 111 liaiiee the protlis of the .-iiiiuuils. -WMl-lam Conway, In American Cultivator. A (.Hie That Cniiitol Ktg. The cut shows a plan of cousin:--: Ion for a gate that avoids the great Incon venience of sagging. The framework about the gate holds t'.ie posts rigidly in place, v, 1 ile tin- cro.-s supports of the gate iis-Of arc .-nvangeil so. cc cording lo tin- l.iu.- of inn-hanlcs. that sailing is :;!.i:o: ,1:1 Imp.'-siicli. y. S ifli a gateway, moreover, ha - ;..l "air" 10 it - a trlinui ss and an evhb nee of substantia! buildings -that nukes It a credit 10 the farm. Too few real ize how ihe small, untidy nfi'aiis like sagging gate-, dilapidated fences, well curbs, etc. give to onlookers the im pression of g ncraliy sioveii'y farm practice. Very often, ii nr.i-t bo nd lultud. sin h nil inipre-.-io!i is ,;ii. Pride may, g.-n- rally -peal-in;.', lie ihe forerunner of a fall, bin pride in the appearance- of oil 's farm building.', fences, stock, oic. is surely the of thing tint! iudi .ii-. -' and go's v ,i 1 go, id farming i.i ail its braiiwK -.- .' ..' York Tribune. Milking IliRti-t l.'iws Dairy liiltler. By iisii'g lime daily It fs not so dilii cult lo keep down the bad odors in liin stable. We always try to mii'.; us near ."1 o'clock eaeii nioriiiug as po-si-ble, nud ai the same time In tin' even ing. The milk is Mrained into a ten gniloii can. A- soon a milking is ci. c lileted the milk i.- run through ;i m na ralor and the cream placed iu a three gallon shotgun can. When the weath er Is warm we sc; ihe cream in i 'M water, bui during winter time wo sim ply set the cream of each milking in a separate can and put it i:i a celiar where no vegetables of any kind are kepi. A day before churning we mix all (he cream In one vat lifter ii ba 1 been warmed I 1 -vciity t.r seventy live degrees by leti.ng tile cans iu bo; water. I 'or a starter we use skim milk which has been I, "pi iu half gal lon fruit jars for twenty four hours. These nre put iu a warm place nud are kept tightly covered. Before pun in:; into the cream we -ki:u cue inch fro..i the top of those jars. When the cream and ihe siarler nr in the vat we put a cloth over ii aud stir ofieil until the cream begin lo thicken. Then it is wheeled into a tool place, uncovered and left until the next morning. It is tin 11 1 'iiirueil. K the renin Is not cool enough lie cream Is cooled by placing .1 huge can full of cold water ill llie cream val. We churn ill a temperature of I'n'tj. two lo fifty-eight degrees, using a gn--oline engine to supply the power. We do not cart' how long Ii lake--, hut the time usually varies from forty min utes to oue and a half hours. A gallon barrel churn is used. A- soon as tin- cream begins to break we ihrow In one or two palls of cold v.aier. This I think, helps to Separate the btil.c. more completely from the mil!;. When the butter comes iu granulci about the size of bird shot, the huto'i' 111 ilk is drawn off and a small hair sieve used lo catch the bmi.-r whic.i tries to escape with ii. After ilraiiiiicr for 11 little while a few liandl'uls e.' salt are thrown iu for say fifty pounds of butter and twenty dive to forty gal bur of cold well water, w hich is imi ally below fifty degrees. Tin- burn is turned quite rapidly for a hal, unn uie, whiiii the water is drained oil" again as quickly us possible, and iwo 0111 s of salt added for every pound of biiitcr. The butler is vaked to one sub- of the churn by means of a large womb-it fork, and ihe sail sprinkled in during the operation. If evcryihi'U' has I .cell siilisfactoiy llie butler Will rake like a pile of w heat. I'mler these louditiotis there is no trouble to apply the salt evenly. After ihe mil hi been added the churn Is ioseil it tut given a few turns r.wl allowed 10 .-mud for twenty to thiny minute.-. Then tb" churn is turned uuiil the but tir ou.t ; together in balls, c.-nc takoa in icmoving the briue hi. b 1 umulaifs during this process, tn it w ill not drain away all the salt. Alii r ;! tun if f Is accumulated iu bulls, ihe ciicel 01' the ( burn is opened nnd tin' ii;1! tor g.vcu a good pounding w!:h it i: ny pa. ker. It Is ihcn pa. ked lnt. .libs or h fs a$ clrcuic.stnticfS lc..:te. D. .1. tv Loogh, 1l Auiinlv.au gi cultui'ti. - f r l V v hi A Had II irak. Philosopher in pelt n n.ils. Bit lace no tinkle- i.irr'i-J; No cm veil lines of ili-.eoiueni On hi r fan- l.atuies tamed. FJie lttllljllll S'.HiC Cjo-.iliO!l p'.alis, And here iny ', ic.im-.-; She broke one .mil her trnunkd :.") i.HTie- nil tiie piece. - t'lniuuo JoTOld Jb.'tv.'d, 1 Ii ni uf It. "ITc seems rather proud of his- ignor ance." "Yes; well, he's got n go;d big lot Cf . . -Chicago Iteiord-Uerald. Arl. "Is It true that Uoddesly has good taste in art?" "Well if you call chousing a few fruit pictures for his dining room good taste, ho has it-"-Detroit Journal. 'J Iib Set rrt. Llla ' Bella told me that yuii told her lliat secret i told you not to ti ll her." Stella ''She's a mean thing-I told her not to tell you I told her." j-'.lla--"Wcli: I told lu r I wouldn't tell you she told me- so don't tell her 1 did."-Bivoklyii Life. Our I'nint Alirait. Joues "Tho big newspapers b:it the magazines." Brown "How's that?" Jones "Well, win u you buy a big newspaper you get a lot of Magazine news; but when you Vty a nuiga.iuj .tou doa't get 11. ty newspaper iic.ms." Chicago Becoiil-Ccr.iid. Au Kirhunec of Ctiuiilim-nt. Man ou Bridge "Time can't lie very valuable with you, my friend. I've been walchiug you for two bout's, and j oil haven't h id a bite." Man on Bank -".My timeV v. uih t .0 mud', by gum. to wasie two It. u. s of it waichiu' a man fish that ain't Ui-r-h iu' not bin'!" Chit iigo Times. No ('nunc For 'niitilniiit. Mr. J'crguson "Did you have a rtod time at Mrs. Ilighmoro's tea, Laura?" Mrs. l'crguson "No; I v.a.j miser ably lonesome." Mr. l'ergusou "I.onesjuic?" Mrs. Ferguson --"Yes: I was the only woman there who hadn't been Inning trouble wiih lur help. "--Chicago Trib une. t;f:lll1' AilvillllifKf . ' I wouldn't Ii" so concerned iilmi t my looks, IJhchudu," .iltl ihe home ly husband, crossly. "Beauty is only fciiin deep." "I know it, Mi-lchior," snapped ihe pretty wife, still Inspecting Ihe effect of her new hat i; the mirror, "but ugliness goes Gear thioiid." - Chi cayo Tribune. Not ln i-i;Ulcd. "I suppose," said the euT'slve lady who was visiting the Mccktons. "that your wife- is sure thai she has the test husband that ever lived?" "Y't'S," answered Meeklou, with soii!elhit:g like a sigh; "but nt the same time I don't believe sic thinks that is saying much for iue." Wash ington Star. II a Ills Aiii'ovl. She -"Oh, Fred, you are so noble, m generous, so handsome, so chivalrous, to much the superior of every man I meet, I can't help loving you. Now. what can you see in plain little mc to admire?" lie "till, 1 don't know, dear; but you certainly have very good Judg ment." Tit-Bits. I'lain I'iioiIe . ''The piiyplo ti lived wid before, ' said the new cook, "nor very pin.::, liia'aui." Well, are we nut plain here?" a-kul the lady. "Troth, ye are so, ma'am, but in a liifterciit way. The others wor plain iu their way ' livin", not in their looks, ma'am."-Philadelphia Press. lie llenlly lll.l. "My dear," said Mr. Hawkins to b s better half, "do you know that y U liavc oue of the best voices in the world?" "Indeed?" replied llie delighted Mrs. II , with 11 Hush of pride ut the compliment. "Do you really think so?" "1 certainly do." continued the heart less husband, "otherwise It Would iiavc been worn out long ago." Tit Bits. .illl.lll'l Do 11. "Fnhand me, wretch:" 'I'll-- tense tones of the Hero, re tla.it td '.nit ov r the audit, ri.iui. i'tid the people iu ihe biNcs stoppn1 rc:ht in tile middle of their eonve.sal ion. It was. imbed, a crucial moment. The vill.Tii gaznl ai her with a o nl, cruel Ulcer 011 bis grease paint. Tin u lie hissed: "1 am no sin g! on." But next perioriuain e the stage manager made him 1 i.t teal cm lt d timcic A11ici1c1.il. Hun Hp I. out II. The hoy in tears iiaiu.aliy attract ed the attention of the sj nipatheiie 1.1.11:. What's happi 111 d. uiv !"?'' the hmer asked. "Pel hap- I call help st.lt." '1 los-t a quantr." ntisnerfd tro' 11. "and when I 0 home 111 g' t ii. I,, d for it." till, well, d"!i't cry," returned i Tie; syinpailieiie luaii. "Jlcie's nuoTi.r ip.arier. I low did you hoe the fi:t Maichiu." proit.pt ;y tcplicu the i.o.v. "I have uo luck at all." Chleitge I'osU PROVINC H'5 CA5T. Hiii-iii J'liat n lie Hone 1: mioiiol.v liy a I IX. I till t. "Are you aw.i-c of w iiat you i'.re (loin ." Til.- -ion:. I'urid fio-ed no'ii iM ihe I,- .,.:.'. u In. v.ii. ;il to bebi ill,... if ;., a g.-l.er.n:- por.ii-li of l-.lilfi' pie. l.iof i d lll ill it--. .lb- I: Ul 'he nen.'V-. lii n. I i i t Jt- iiidlv:.l::.d npnislle. "W'lial ibi you n. t an?" I." a-:;e'l. "1 Ji; V e been w .neb '.; Vol'.'' saltl the neroiN loan, "eating oiir .iin.ier. ami impelled n I am by a ioc of hu mai.ii.v. 1 canijot e . cu 1-avi- this i.-i'do wiiliobt a prole-: ai ti," diet will, h you are billing yourself v.ita. Ji!--l . you had ti-h eiio'.v.ic:-. No pro tein. but iigh! hydfoear: ..nali-. Then y.m had eorucd bei f ami i-ihbago. coii:iiiniiig fully eighty per cent, of deleterious mailer. Then yo.i had pie. wiiii a i.ioniilain of s.vrar. Are you aware, sir. that i!its can i.r.ly be digested by the duodenum? Tliluk of it! You'll be a wreck in ;i few years." The sioiit loan Ii adi'.res-cl gazed in him coinpas-'euiatcly tor a uiniiient. "You don't look ;'s if year .ib i was doing you modi go'-d." he said lui"tl.x. "That, sir." r.-pin d the ih'.n n.ai:. " no iirgiimcn: at all. Y...I were b"altliy 10 start wiih. nnl 1 wa-u'i. You'll go to pieces ill .1 .-hurl tl'ii". and 11! live 10 lie au old man. '" '-.'il-e I kll-i'.v llie perel lllage of j'rul, .'i's the biru.tu system ' iin stand." "You'll live for yeai beyond ;.oiir: l bitted time, will y..u?" .-.;id Hi" stout man. Yes. sir. 1 will." "Then." sal 1 lie- 1 i:'- '' " '' rose and paid his , "ilmt only bears me oui. It m.iy sh ,v wh:.' barm can be dope n, i.e.a.aiiliy by fool dim."- I.if". Ivy rnisoliliig. A peculiarity of poisoning ly ivy. dogwood of sumach is that a 1 lire which will be of avail 10 out' pino-nt will give no relief to another. Coitntry people, who live i:l dl-t i':' : where poisonous plain- l!!.oi:ll.'. keep ready nil smt- of simple l-.,t' n un- dies. II lit if one doe- ll"l I '" ' thel' will. Cnrbouate of - "l.t ' : ! v I in but Wiiter. making a v, :y s';..::g Holution, w ill freipi, ml;. c:;r.- ... one.' if it lilll beilpplied .It ihe V '' i .V eallies! sympiom of poi-oiilng. s'ap in hot water will soiumim- n-l.tn.- when soda does in t. (nii -r simple coumry cures aie a si rung lye nii'de from wootl 10 b. s. sa afras pa. mate' as stroii'.-. : 1 -.--Ible. and lime wiper. -V docio: ' . ; .ly is a Milniioii of sugar o: l-iii' :.-d with opium in equal ... .st;;:!' Wilier :i.- hot us filll be I , d-t relief from the terrible in li'ti'.. Pois-jii ivy U easily recog nized by its trip!.' leaf, s-i.me people are so sus.'.-'pnbio io Ii Ciat merely p.'issing in it- vicinity is sutiicleiti to bring out the irritating blotch":-. Wash ing the e.io-ed pari- 0:' lie hedy iniliieiliiilely nft' i ini;ig i:i 1 e'Ha. I with it will ofieii pi. 'vein mipleasan; results. Care should be in!;, n never to wipe the hands or face afler ex posure on a t-v, 1 am tin t' is likely to use. for though vol' 1. my not be poisoned y.inr.-c. anoil.. -r may be come frightfully ml- Cue! House, keeping. I'nlll 1.1,1 l-ai lic In I ran. i-. In I'rnnec ihe panics have no pro grams iu a -trier sell-': 110 precise ioiiniibi lliai defines their polities aud t li'-i : ilmiiiintls. Tiny bine seiitl teems, p.-i-.ioii-. if ,,n prefer it so. ami general tend' ic ies which stil'ice lo classify tin- politico-!!- i nd those wini elect them. I'.dii -- in Prance is piit-ely .-in ".-if, a tic do M-ii'.imelll;" t he elector on I r ; !: ciiudidllte v. bos.- political 1 i-liiigs npi.roa.-li most eearly l bis own; he is '.iiiideil l,y the sympathies and am ipa' ii;. s manifest ed by lie- candidates. ..-,..! by 1 be per sonal relations w hich 1 h, y enicrtaitl toward ihe people ol iu r i!- other party in eaeii h- aliiy. This eiiierioii illows the I'li oci, i-oiuii r.vi.ien to know ;hi' I'epi'c.-eitia 1 1 1 e of i,ic;i- ,cr.-onal st Mtivn -'i s. sure a v. a y thai they an rare!.. .:.i,iv,-l. The elcior. win 11 i.e s, . - a ..id ,1a' arrive who-e opinion-- are um clearly known to him. docs 1 1 1 siej. at the party .ippel!:il loii tli. 11 ihe imbi. own parades, but be observes wh.n people patronize him. itlld what ci'liipiiny be keep; and ihe elector soon knows 10 which side he belongs. French polices are directed not by part Its. but by tendencies, mid those who di sire 1,1 uiiih rsiiiml ihem must give b I. not io the programs of the candidates, bin in ilif sent, minis of ihe eleeior:;! iiuis--s. I ntcrnnl ionnl Monthly. ituiiH'H i.iii-ii-i riitiini'. India lacs siilVercd ibis summer front II in In 1 lnciisi plauui'. The damage done io ihe Ileitis an, I orchards, ac cording 1 1 Indian engineering, bus boon tar gn aicr than is generally ap preciated I. ally in April a "few mill ions were see; migrating" from across ihe Ai r - tcrrliory, nud shortly u ri. rw ai tl myriads appeared eu Ihe rugged bills .md i.ilh ys, trav eling iiito India "a; the rule of four mills a day." Tie- Cm eminent in Ptiii.i."iih, Italic hisi.'tn aiid purls of Siml .11,, I lia.ipmaii.i has been liuhlilig 1 gains-, 1 1 1 r inroad'- by means of the Kb-Thiii in tin d This coiisb-ls or narrow- iiemhes dug. ami "strips of live lie 1 t.iliiolii and elgl.tti'en-lnch long,;. Ti being pb-netl veriicnlly to licit i-e crawler- telling into the :; ie i.. s i'roui hi- iln y are collect -etl .-'.ai ba.U' d w-; l, i he aid of kero v. r.i:" t"'n soiiie of t!ic railway lines gi nr- ':' men b ive hud to shovel ihem of;' of the trucks for m;irs. I.lttgt-l til tllfl 1M. 'i l,- "elephant tn ile" of Venezuela - :!.. ia:-.est insts-t Iu the world. A .u.l i -. v. y one weighs about half a I'UUUd,