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CHAPTER XXXII.
Continued.
A deadly faintitess caaya over ''me,
rml a sudden dimness of sight pre
vested me from properly examining
the letter. Without doubt my deai
father was dead, and my one remain
ing "Sh ceuld never be realized upon
earth. I handed the letter to my wife,
wno stood at my side, her little hand
affectionately laid upon my shoulder,
and motioned to her to read it, which
she at once proceeded to do; and she
had not read many words before our
mutual fcai-5 vanished like a mist iti
presence of the inorniag sun.
Holdenhurst Hall,
Bury St Edmund's, April 23, IS.
My Dear Eoy Come home. I shall
fcuow no rest until I see you here,
and learn from your own lips that
you are willing to forgive my errors
of judgment. Consideration of the
Grange circumstances in which those
errors were made, if not of the fact
that you are my son whoso welfare I
have never ceased to desire should
iuiiii.ee you to. afford me this gratifi
cation. -
The treasure for which you so indus
triously sought in face of so much
i;sccuc.'"2tuent has been accidentally
discovered by your grandfather, minus
oiIy the three sequins you used to
Larry in your pocket; and not only
this, but also a quantity of peculiar
Turkish jewelry and precious stones of
;rreat value, Your grandfather and I
have together carefully examined the
Waole ef the vast treasure and have
placed it ia safe keeoins. secuve from
lurtiier accident, Lo awai't-.your return; j
hv.i come heme to me, the disposal
the treasure shkll rest entirely with
yo:y You deserve' it, and I declare it
? oq yours, and yours only subject to
vue oi condition, of your coming to
Uoldeahurst to take possession of it.,
tome time ago your grandfather pro
posed that the old gabled sranary at
'-uvj caca. or tiie stables should be !
pnued dCTrn, and a more comaucdious
granary buile in another piace. 1
agreed to the proposal, and last week
the work of demolition was begun. At
the north end of the loft, separated
by a wooden partition from where the
winter fodder has usually .been stored,
the treasure 'was discovered. That it
y&a stolen from the crypt and secreted
2n tbe granary by Adam's there can
oe co doubt, for the Venetian coins
tvfrro in the black chests which you
toned empty in the crypt one memor
able night. Believing, as I then did,
that the treasure had been quite other
wise abstracted, I ordered Adams to
remove the empty chests from the
crypt and use them for firewood, but
instead of obeying me, he appears to
have, conveyed them to his hiding
Mace in the granary, and refilled them
itfc the coins, which he' must have
taken from them not long before. It
5s not unreasonable to suppose that
the man with the lamp whom you
saw in the crypt was Adams, and that
the occasion was his visit for removing
therefrom the last of . the coins.
Amongst our discoveries in the gran
ary a leather bag containing six
hundred pounds odd in modern Eng
lish money, which I am unable to ac
count for exeep by supposing that
it represents the lifelong savings of
the extraordinary miser who was my
servant.
I address this letter to .your uncle's
house, not knowing certainly that , it
Will find you there. Let me beg of
?ou to take the first opportunity to
acquaint my brother with the discov
ery of the sequins. If you can con
veniently do so perhaps you had bet
ter show him this letter. "And in any
case be sure to impress upon him my
very great regret for what transpired
whea he was last here, and what hap
piness it would be for me if that in
cident could be buried in oblivion.
Your grandfather, who on the very
day of his daughter's rash act re
ceived from her a long letter taking
upon herself great part of the blame
of her past life, and entire responsi
hility for her tragic death, has no
longer any cause for contention with
your uncle, who, were he to come here,
would be received with unrestrained,
friendship. Each member of our
small family has been wonged by
some other member; no one of us,
stands blameless not even yourself.
Shall recrimination end only with our
lives? Is it presumptuous" to hope for
peace, or must existing divisions b4
permitted to widen with the lapse of
years? O Ernest, my boy, if only
you could bring about the termination
of feuds for which all concerned are
the worse, and no one the better, you
would then have found a greater
treasure than that which awaits you
at Holdenhurst!
I have heard that you art hout to
he married to Miss Marsh, b.t the in
formation reaches me very indirectly,
and I am not assured of its truth,
Should such happily be the ca6e (for
I have long perceived the disposition
at your heart), I congratulate you, and
with you and your intended bride all
possible human happiness.
Your affectionate father,
i - I ' 1 , i -. . ,, , i
- a
sxoutu
BY
Walter bloomfield
'Hat exclaimed Uncle Sam bitter
ly, as my wife replaced the letter in
my hands, "if only these two men
had developed their present senses a
year ago!"
"Oh, S&m, dear," cried aunt Gert
rude, throwing her arms around her
husband's neck, rwhat better news
could you have than is contained in
that letter?"
"None, now," uncle Sara answered
quietly. .
"You will respond to your brother's
message ih the spirit in which it is
sent will you not, dear?" pleaded aum
Gertrude, looking earnestly in br hus
band's t-yes. "A vow- bf enmity made
in anger is -always better broken than
observed, and this manly apology
comes from your brother, father of
Connie's husband. Remember, Sam.
what I have forgiven, and if only to
gratify me, send your brother a tele
gram that I will write:"
My uncle remained silent for a few
moments, his gaze used upon the floor.
Presently he looked up and said.
"Write what message you will tc
those two men, Gertie, dear, and it
shall be sent te them-. My enmity is
deadv"
t"6r this generous declaration aun
Gertrude rewarded uncle Sam with a
kiss, my wife followed suit, and 1
wrung his hand iu silent gratitude,
almost overcome by the coioplctenes.
of my geoi fortune.
The telegram Indited by aunt Gert
rude I have not seen, but its heaiiu
effect is my constant daily experience,
contributing I cannot estimate how
largely to tue naupijiess of our re-
united family. The telegram which
my wife and t despatched to Holden
hurst was a long one, consisting of no
fewer than a hundred words. It ac
quainted my father with our marriage,
and promised that we would proceed
to England after we had stayed at
Saratoga one week, or a sixth part of
the time which we had arranged to
remain there.
"You are a tardy bridegroom. Ern
est," said undo Sam, consulting his
watch, "and you have lost your train.
It is now two o'clock, so you will no
further delay your arrival at Saratoga
by returning to the company for an
hour" -a suggestion at once adopted,
to the satisfaction of everybody ex
cept my wife's maid, who marvelled
greatly at being bidden to remove her
mistress's hat, which had not long be
fore been adjusted with infinite care
and precision.
The hour which the kindly fates baf
so unexpectedly placed at our disposn.
quickly passed, our assembled friends
being infected with the great iucreasi
of good humor apparent in host and
hostess, bride and bridegroom. In
deed, the universal jollity was so spon
aneous and natural, and my satisfac-
ion so unqualified, that I was aston
ished when the carriage which was
to convey my wife and'' me to the de
pot was announced, so pleasantly am1
fieetly had the time sped.
Our departure took place amid c
chorus of good wishes and a showe.
of rice, whereof a certain handful was
brown by uncle Sam with such un
erring dexterity that the greater par
of It found Its way down the back of
my collar, and tickled me horribly in
he region of the vertebrae until aftei
.ve reached Saratoga,
CHAPTER XXXIII.
COXCJjUSIOJT.
It Is the quality of happiness to
present little or nothing to chronicle.
My full, perfect, and complete con
centment In so far as such a desirab
condition is ever permitted to a'morta
begun with the events described ii
the last chapter, and continues to thi
day. Here, therefore, am I con strained
to bring these memoirs to a
lose; nd I do so with feelings ai
once a relief and regret relief at th
accomplishment of a task which
.hough ' at first undertaken with in
more serious intent than the beguile
ment of a leisure hour, soon assumed
proportions too large for such desul
tory treatment, and regret (incidental,
alas, to "all humanity!) at my depart
ing, youth, in recalling the incidents
of which I have in some sort livet)
again. '
Uncle Sam has built for himself a
palatial house in London, at- Queen't
Gate, Hyde Park, where he spends
about Pi months of each year, broken
by frequent though brief visits to Suf
folk, for he-and his brother are now
closer friends than at any former per
iod .'of.; : their lives. On such occasions
he stajf with my father, or with Con
stance and me f or the fine estate of
Heronsmcre, adjoining Holdeaharst,
for centuries the home of the Jarvis
family, is now mine, bankrupt teaants
and derelict farms having forced Sir
Thomas Jarvis to sell his ancestral
hall and acres. I am afraid very little
of the purchase-money remained for
the use of the unfortunate baronet
after he had cleared off the mortgages
with which his property was encum
bered, but with the remainder, what
ever it was, be has betaken himself
to South Africa to repair his shat-.
tered fortunes. Uncle Sam, who con
ducted my V purchase of Hercnsnaere,
ha prfitea that pfhpm ?m
b ih England again in three jekik,
returned empty," like a merchant'
packing case.
', His resolution not to further engagS
4n business has been strictly-adhered
to by uncle Sam, but his conduct Is
very erratic, and he crosses and re
crosses the Atlantic at the most un
expeetS'd times, and has lost none of
his old Interest in government loans,
treasury bills, and company promo
tion. Less rough in his allusions to
subjects whlcll many people regard
with reverence a change which some
attribute to a more serious view of
life induced by the" tragedy with which
he was so nearly concerned, and yet
others to his natural urbanity being
improved by a larger acquaintance
with English society uncie Sam is a
great favorite, his company being at
all times In great request, thouglx
hardly more so than that of the gentle
lady his wife, whose amiability, large-
hearted charity, and noble protection
of the brilliant young imp known as
"the cardinal" (to whom whatever of
mischief in or around Holdenhurst IS
usuallyV attributed). Is the admiration
of all who know her.
About three months after my mar
riage, ray wife aud I and aunt ,taSrt
rude and. uncle Sara were enjoying a
post-prandial stroll on the lawn at the
rear of. my house, speculating as to
the day and hour of arrival at Liver
pool of the Majestic, which eteamer
was to .'bring to England a party of
our American friends ' ea roSte for
KerCBsihere, when my father unex-
pectedlj appeared Upon tire scene.
Bushed by rapid walking, aud with
an amused smile upon his face.
"Have you heard the news?" asked
my father unceremoniously,,. without
even waiting tiJ greet the ladles pres
ent.
"Yes," said uncle Sam, although the
inquiry was not particularly addressed
to him. "I sent specially to Bury this
afternoon for to-day's Times (I
couldn't wait for It till tb-mbrrow;
ahd have rccn it through, advertise
ftehts riot excepted. The English peo
ple have, certainly gone mad, and the
House of Commons differs only from
other asylums for the insane in re
soect. of the ravings of its members
being reported. Do you allude to the
Saooml reading of the Bill for the
Abolition of the Navy, or to the pro
posed national endowment of a Tro-
I fessorship of Anarchism at- the Uni
versity of Oxford?''
"No. no," said icy father, "the ilev.
Mi'. IMce is married."
. "Pshaw r exclaimed uncie Sam,
turning, on his heeL
"Who Is the lady?" asked aunt Gert
rude. . "MrF.;Buiierwell."
;The cigar I was smoking fell from
my lip? and I indulged in a loud and
prolonged laugh.
"Isn't Mrs. Price much older than
her husband?" Constance inquired.
"Only." forty-seven years," replied
my father. "Major Armstrong has
just told me all about it. Everybody
i3 full of the news. Mr. Price is now
one of the richest men in the coun
try." "Poor fellow!'' exclaimed uncle
Sam, "he deserves to be! Let no man
trouble to revenge himself upon his
enemies; leave them to their own de
vices, and they will themselves do all
that is necessary.'
After some harmless pleasantry at
the expense of the Ilev. Mr. Price and
his bride, we leisurely re-entered the
house.
"Come, dear." I whispered, as we
crossed the threshold of our new home.
"I have often heard that love in a cot
tage is a failure, and I can well ap
preciate love's difficulties in that state,
'rat although you iossessed not the
worth of a dollar an;! I not the worth
of a sequin, still I could be happy
with you for my wife, labor for my
Mortionj and one of those cottages in
lie Jane for our home. In no clrcum
fiances could I have done what Price
has done. It is too horrible even to
contemplate."
"No, dear, I don't think you could,"
answered my faithful Connie; "but
don't be too hard in your judgments.
I rhaveieard that money is a terrible
smntation to those who possess none.
:tnd it ' has been your fate to acquire
ucb 6t it in unusual ways. Only a
ew men marry millionaire girls: and
ewer still, I fear, discover sequins la -
iuffoik."
(The End.)
Demand For Chicken Fa -rat.
. Inspired by the high prices of eggs,
i widow, who has been struggling for
ears to maintain an establishment in
he city aud to keep her son in boarding
chool,';has decided to go to chicken
arming. "I believe all the world is
Seized with the same fancy." she as
serts. "Such a time as 1 have had to
iud a suitable place. All of the real
state men told me the demand for
hickenC- farms far exceeds the suppiy.
lowever, I have hired a ten-acre place
n a Jersey town, convenient to New
VTork. "I am going to take my boy
rom the boarding school, send him to
he high school and have him help me
etweeu times. My ardor ' has been
-iightly . cooled by the discovery that
most persons engaged lu the business
a a small scale tlank-they are having
great success if they get aaet profit
of $500 a year. I have been making
half that in a mouth iu the city, bat I
am not discouraged. I believe I can
do better than $500 a year, and in any
,-ase it will be some satisfaction to
nake other persons pay the high pric?
I have been giving1 for eggs.'New
York Press.
"My 2" exclaimed the good-natured
housekeeper as she watched Weary
Wraggles devour the food, "yon cer
tainly do act as if you were hungry."
.-Act!" he cried, between bites, "Gee
whizz, lady, don't you know de differ
ence between actin- an && real, ting?
rPlrfladelph!a Pre. -
Our Defective Koad Uwi;
Since our National Government has
shown such liberality in appropriating
enormous sums of money for rivers,
harbors, railroads and the building of
country roads in our newly acquired
possessions in which the masfers'have
but little interest many are1 of the
opinion that UncleSam might well af
ford to lend sonie. assistance to our
own people, who pay nil these ex
penses, by co-operating with the State,
county, township'-and individual con
tributors in the improvement and main-:
tenance of bur common highways. By
this method the burden of expense
would be more evenly distributed ami
no one would be injured, but all mate
rially benefited. To make this plan
effective, much agitation and ednca
tion among the t.eopie will be neces
sary. Already considerable progress
has been made along this line through
the public press, the organization of
good roads associations' and otherwise,
and as an evidence of the increasing
popularity of this plan, resolutions
of approval are be)g adopted by many
State Legislatures; political conven
tions and by various industrial and la
bor organizations in al! parts of the
country. The result of this agitation
and organization on the part of the
farmers :and business men of the coun
try has led to the more serious consid
eration of this important question by
the law making powers, not only of
several States, but of the nation as
well. Many States have already pro
vided large, sums of money for the bet
terment of their roads, and how the
general Government is'being appealed
to for assistance. About one dozen
bills were introduced during the Fifty-eighth
Congress, asking that one
half of the cost for the improvement
of the common roads of the country
be paid from the National Treasury, so
as to facilitate the delivery of the ru
ral mails and the general traffic, and
none are meeting with more popular
favor than the one iulroduced by Sen
ator A. C. Lalimer, or the Palmetto
State; Mr; Lalimer is a good roads'
enthusiast, and does not iutend to re
lax his efforts and energies iu this di
rection uutil something has been done
by the National Governmeht to assist
farmers in the improvement of the
common roads of the country, '
Cot af Bad Koadt.
Good roads enable' the farmer to
haul more produce with the same ex
penditure of horse power, aud also to
horses and wagons. All abundance of
surplus fruits and vegetables are an
nually left on the farm to decay on ac
count of impassable roads, Whereby
both tho producer and the consumer
are losers. Both pay the penalty for
bad i-oadSi Such occurrences are by
no means infrequent in all parts of
the country; -36od roads also promote
social intercourse cue bio the farmer
to take his family to visit his neigh
bors, attend church tand to keep his
children in school during all seasons
of the year; The inconvenience ex
perienced from the lack of good roads
is one of the reasons -why so many
persons, particularly the young men,
become discouraged with country life
and leave for the cits, and why so few
give up the city forthe country, ex
cepting for a temporary sojourn at
that season of the year,when nature is
at her best in the country and worst
in the city. With good roads neigh
bors - would be more neighborly,
churches more prosperous, and the
6Chool districts . would' be enlarged, so
as to enable them to "have better
school houses, -better school teachers
and better schools. : -
Now that these facts regarding bad
roads exist, no person denies. And
naturally the question arises, Can
these conditions .be improved? There
are many ways in which this can be
done, but to do it right everybody ad
mits that it can be done only by the
expenditure of money fend, labor, as in
all other Internal improvements. The
most economical, plan ; is not always
the best and wisest to pursue. The
better highways the better services
they render, and greater will become
tho value of property adjacent there
to. '- v-
California Oiled Koa-ls.
Within the last five years the Cal
ifornia roadmakers have made rapid
advancement froui the first period
when oil was used simply to lay the
dust to a second " and far more mo
mentous one in which permanent roads
are being constructed with it.. The
oiled road costs about one and a half
cent per square foot, while asphaltum
costs fifteen cents, and a powdered
granite road is nearly twice as expen
sive as the oil, here there is the same
relative situation as taTniaterial. Rub
ber tires are not iujurfd by the oiled
road, as was claimed at first, and the
surface does not softlu as asphalt
roads do, and is cot so easily cut up by
wagon tires. leased, it is said that
oiled roads are ijbe most important dis
covery in roadnfaking for dusty coun
tries that has ever been made. Where '
these conditions can be met a beautiful
road may be oonstructed, differing but
little in appearance from an asphal
tum road, and. having : all its advan
tages without any of Us-drawbaeks. At
present thera are about 1000 miles of
these roads in California. Couutry
Life in America.
The country in whie.i the Jarg3 towns
are most equidistant is Holland. They
are at an average distance of about
twenty miles irons each other.
WITHUMOU
T .H E D A t
Uy neiv alarm clock is a gem;
It is a great invention.
I make it ring at 6 a. in.
ind then pay no attention.
Washington Star,
V Girls' Wyai
Patience "Why did the girls at the
beach laugh at Fred's whiskers?'
Patrice--"Because they tickled theni
( suppose." Yonkers Statesman
fetill It A Soini Bopei
Chumpley (gloomily) "What make!
jou, think there is hope for me?"
Miss Kidder "She ' told me she
wouldn't marry the best 3"au living."
Philadelphia Ledger.
That Compact Existence.
'You can always tell a New Yorker.'
'How?"
"He always takes it for granted that
i piece of furniture bigger thau'a writ
ing desk is a folding bed." Washing
ton Star; - -
Nothing Iike Experience.
Elderly Party "Don't j-ou think an
tomobiling a poor form of exercise for.
young men?"
Miss Quickstep "I don't know. It-
it seems to be good. for the jarms;"--Chicago
Tribune.
Shakeapeave Keviaed.
'He who steals my purse," quoth the
famous actress, "steals trash, but he
who robs me of my jewels "
Here, she smiled significantly
"Gets me a lot of free advertising in
the gullible press."
At (he Post.
Hieks "Whatever else may be said
of Beggerley, he's pretty well posted in
social matters.
Wicks "I should say so. He's post
ed for debt in every "club he belongs
to." Philadelphia Ledger.'
Tax From It.
Young Widow (to partner at ball)--"Mr.
Crogan, I've made a wager of a
pound of chocolates that you are a
single man."'
Mr. Crogan "i'ou've lost, ma'am.
I'm one of triplets." Chicago Tribune.
Kot Based on Experience.
Askitt "I see you have written an
article 6c how to succeed. Is it based
on your own experience?"
Rocksey "Oh, no. If I'd done as 1
advise, I would have been noble and
honest, but I wouldn't have been rich."
Town Topics.
Grade of Ignorance. .
"The trouble with the man who
thinks he knows it all is that he really
has only a little knowledge."
"Yes, the trouble with the man who
thinks he has a little knowledge is that
be really has little knowledge." Phil
adelphia Press
Kotiiisg Jstii Toast.
"Your wife has been boasting thai
she can bake bread," said Marryat,
"Can she really?"
"Oh, yes," replied Newliwed; "she
ican bake bread, I suppose, but she
can't bake dough and make bread ot
It." Philadelphia Press.
Hit Prldt. -
Mrs. Jones "Did Shartley give you1
that plugged dollar? Why don't you
give it back- to hjm?"
Jones'Tf t did he'd think it was be
cause I couldn't pass, it off, and I don't
want him to!in& tliat l'm not just
as smart-as he iSvVrDetroit Free Press,
5 . :7 A Wounded Soldter.
"My; good man," said the charitable
lady,v?'why won't you work?"
"afadanij I can't," replied Tired Tif
fins. "I was wunst a corporal of in
dustry." -
"Yes?"
"But X got wounded an disabled ear
ly in de fray, mum, early in de fray."
. Equally Ignorant.
Bill Collector-"The boss wants to
know when you're going to settle this
account."
Mr. SHngun de Munnaway "Please
tell your boss his curiosity ia that di
rection is no jjeater than mine. Kindly
Refrain from slamming the door as you
go out. It jars on my nerves." Chica
go Tribune.
Hard to Pleat.
Friend "Well, how do you like run
ning, for office as . far as you have
gone?";
Candidate "I hardly know. Can't
seem to please the opposition at all.
They abused me for not talking, and
aow that I've taken the stump, my
speeches don't seem, to suit 'em any
better than my silence." Boston
Chronicle, v
... ?'
" : Hi Wish. . ;
Fond Mother" You will be five years
old to-morrow, Willie, and I want to
give you a real birthday treat. 'Tejl me
what you would like better than any
thing ete'i." I
Wiljie (after thinking earnestly for
Sve miDUtes)-"ripg me u whole box
of ehocoiate creams, mother, and ask
Tommy Smith to .come ia aad -watch -me
eat 'em." Youth-
'V. A Bad Aim.
Bilkins "Yes, sir, I was fired from
the circus without a cent of pay aad
not even a recommendation."
Friend "What part did you take in
the performance?"
Bilkins "I've been playing the hu
man frog."
Friend "H'm. You must have made
an awful bad jump to have landed so
completely iu the soau:' Detroit Frea
Pres.
OBEYED ORDERS WITH ALACRITY
II -
How a Lieutenant's Sweetheart Inter
preted the Colonel's Telegram.
A smart young officer belonging to
a cavalry corps in Iadia was sent on
sick leave to a convalescent station
ef Simla' and, while recovering his
health among the hills there, was
robbed of hi3 aeaft and in return
captivated the charming thief. The
young fellow proposed and was ac'
cepted and with all possible dispatch
the wedding day was fixed. But the
colonel of the expectant bridegroom's
regiment' was strongly opposed to the
lieutenant marrying and telegraphed
an unwelcome "Joia a onoe" to the
amoro'is sub.
The chagrined soldier handed tho
peremptory message to his fair one.
She glanced at it and then, with a
becoming blush of sweet simplicity,
remarked:
"I am more than glad, dear, that
your colonel 3D approves of your
choice, but what a hurry he is In for
the wedding. don't think I caa be
ready quite so soon, but I'll try, for,
of course, the colonel must be
obeyed."
"But you don't seem to understand
the telegram, sweetheart," said the
lieutenant, . "it upssts every plan we
have made.- You see, he says, 'Join
at once.' " ' .
"Certain- he does dear," replied
the lady, looking up with an arch
smile, "but it is you who don't seem
to understand it. When the colonel
says, 'Join at once,' what does' he
mean but get married immediately?
What else, indeed, can ho possibly
mean?"
"What else, indeed, darling?" de
lightedly exclaimed tfae ardent lover,
rejoicing in the new reading, which
he received with the utmost alacrity.
So forty-eight hour3 had scarcely
passed before the colonel received
the following: "Your orders have
been carried out. We were joined at
once." Philadelphia Inquirer,
Terse1 Truths
Cynicism is moral dyspepsia,
Those divorce canons seem to be
made for the "big guns."
Soon" autos will have to carry a
separate tank filled with arnica and
employ chauffeurs who have gradu
ated from ambulance surgeons.
After dealing with "bucket shops''
many a speculative wretch ends his
earthly troubles by "kicking the
bucket."
Wonder if it consoles the woman
forced into unpleasant notoriety to bo
called by the newspapers, 'k pretty
well dreEsed society woman of promi
nence." Still, they all are.
Conceit may puff up a man, but it
isn't going to prop him there.
Some men prefer to study article
on "How to Succeed" to reading the
help wanted" column.
Some men are so lavishly praised
after their death that it ai-ouses the
suspicion that they are being praised
for dying.
After three years of married lifo
the husband gets insulted If he
catches bis wife reading a love story
or reading his former fervent love
letters.
An Old Time Relic,
The lighthouse keeper at Polnte-de-Monts,
in the Gulf of St. Lawrence,
while shooting recently, turned out of
the sand an old-style sword with the
date "1711- cn its : blade. This is
doubtless a relic of the ill-fated expe
dition of Admiral Walker, who sailed
from England in 1711, "with elevea
thousaad me"n and a large fleet to
capture Quebec and . Montreal. A
dense fog overtook him when off
Sevea Islaads aad a great storm
arose. The British ships were dash
edr to pieces oa the rocks of Egg Is
laad, aad the fo'.lowiag moraing aiae
hundred bodies were lying there.
The Coon Cat's Playmate.
A. A. Giaa, of Prospect Ferry, has a
fine yellow coon cat. One morning
recently he did "not come in at the
usual hour and oh looking around
Captain Ginn discovered him in a
field a few rods away piaying with a
fox.' They played for some time.
Then the cat started for we house,
Realizing he was too near civilization
the fox following fo? some distance,
for his own good he turned and skip
ped for the woods. This cat has been
in the habit of spending some of his
nights la the woods. It is to be pre
sumed it is not their first meetiag.
Making Artificial Butterflies.
Th preparation of artificial butter
flies mainly coaslsts ia spreading
with a camel's 'hair brush very thin
mucilage or paste over the wings of
ordinary butterflies, and then sprink
ling over this certaia delicate metallic
powders of various colors. By this pro
cess a very commoa butterfly can be
transformed into one that is extreme
ly rare. The fraud came to light
through au alleged specimea of a red
admiral, the fly eo widely noted for
its brilliant red and white hues. Liv
erpool Post. ;
No Use For It.
- The Ctar Vlskwitch!
The Orderly -Your highness.
"Go, aud take down that sign In the
front parlor window."
"Which sign, your highness?"
"Boy wanted'." Clevelaad Plain
Co-Operative Stores.
Co-operative stores play a percepti
ble part ia supplying tho-necessaries
of life to the industrial classes inGer
many, though they have not attained
so large a development as in England,
where they originated.
W 'SCIENCE - iW
The density of several frozen gases
has been measured by Sir. James De
war at temperatures' between thirteen'
degrees and fourteen degrees C. abova
absolute zero. He, finds that the spe
cific gravity of solid, oxygen fs, 1.425;
solid nitrogen,' 1.020V and solid hydro
gen, 0.070. A curious, fact ia that if
the elements, oxygen ! and .bydrogeU,
occupied in water the space they do ia
the solid state, a 'given weight f wa
ter would have a volume nearly twics
as great as it actually, docs- havov.
A novel apparatus' for destroying iu
Sects and larvae npou'the ground has
been presented to the Odessa Techni
cal Society by M, Lokuzejewski. A
horse or motor wagon carries ftjmalt
dynamo, which is geared to tbe.axlo
and, is -connected withr.au Induction
coil with a Webnelt '.interrupter. The
negative pole of the eoil is connected
with the iron framework to the earth,
while the positive pole at Mgh-fetisioa!
charges a series of metallic brooms be
hind and under the vl wagon. These
brooms, movable -vertlcallv emit a
shower of sparks, ami any insects
Within range are killed
It is generally known that ngbtuSntf
striking the ground gometini3 form
tubes lined .With foed minerals,, but
comparatively few persona- have ete7
Seen these phenomena lu April- 10O,
during a thunderstorm in Eysex'Eng
land, & bal) of fire, which seetoed to
,east darts iii att directions, was'fr&eu
fo descend from the clouds; There was
a --crashing explosion,-' atnl afterward,
in an oat field, three distinct nfis ot
holes, ranging -from nine inches' flowu
to one inch iii ditimir'te'.v were- fourwl ia
the ground. They were perfectly cir
cular, diminishing iii si'AH as they went
. deeper, and. were, cqf 'through the yel
low clay as tflcan -as augur boiesr-1
Among, the exhibits at the .Royal
Agricultural. Society : Fair, in fmdou
recently,- Was the Just-Hatiaakcr ma
chine for drying and. sterilizing milk.
Two cylinders, an eighth, of . ait inch
apart and warmed r by snperhatet
steam within to a. surface temperature
of 110 degrees C, are caused tr re
volve inversely. IiKfi , passing , be
tween the cylinders form a thin layer1
on each It is quickly evaporated to
dryness, and then is stripped off n the,
form of thin, solid sheets.. These a-re
reduced to powder, which may bd
compressed Into tablets. When mixej
with Warm water the substance liamfc
diately forms a liquid possessing all
the properties of boiled milk.
Under the discharge of d high Ie;
eion electric current, a glass plate re
mains apparently unchanged, but oa
breathing upon it characteristic dis
charge figures appear. These figures,
however, disappear when the glasa is
cleaned. Tho magic prints arc made
permanent by Hans Axmaun, a Ger
man physicist, by using an ludyctiow -apparatus
giving sparks of about twen
ty inches, and connecting one polo
With the edges of the glass plate and
the other pole with a soft metal elec
trode of suitable shape held opon the
glass by slight pressure. The experi
menter has kept for. teu years plates
on whlchy In spite of all cleaning- th
discharge figme stand out clear and
distinct whenever' Ctho breath con
denses upon the gtess. .
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Knights of the GaH4
The fact that , the Archbishop of
Canterbury, now on a visit to "Amer
ica, was when Bishop of Winchester
(1895-1903) "prelate' of tho Order of
the Garter," draws attention to. the
highest and most illustrious order 2
Knighthood in Great Britain. This
order was fouaded,' says Selden, by
King Edward III. on April 23, 1341.
But some trace the origin of this order
back to April 23, 1192, when Richard
I. compelled twenty-six of his Knights
to wear a tbons of blue leather oa the
leg" when fighting with the infidels.
The generally accepted tradition, hoW-
ever, Is that King - Edward III. wast
dancing at a ball with the Countess of
Salisbury, when she dropped her gar
ter, which the Sovereign picked up
and at first tied about his own leg.
Observing, howeveiy that this act ev
cited a good deal of attention, lie
handed it back to the fair owner Rwith
the words: "Hon! soit qui mal y
pense" "Evil to him' who evil thinks"
words still used as the motto of the
order. The King said further "that
shortly they should see that garter
advanced to so high an honor and re
nowa as to account themselves happy
to wear it." Harper's Weekly.
Testing Cable hj Roentgen Kay.
. A novel application 'of the Roentgen
rays to the teEting of submarine cables
has recently been made in Europe, and
has been found useful la determining
defects and imperfections which might
cause a breakdown. o the cable and
Involve considerable expense for re
pair's. Tho apparatus consists of a
floentgenray tube'above which, I
fluorescent screen, while the cable t
be tested ia passed through guides jut
below, so that a shadow is cast oa the
ecreen. The cable Is allowed to. ran
througlj tUe testing apparatus, and the
observer looks for any Indication of
fault in the shadow. Foreign aob
.stances, air bubbled, or bad joints in
the rubber or gutta-percha Ingnla.tSoM
are readily detected, and may be rem
edied at the work. Imperfections of
this kind can remain unnoticed by
other tests, and a cable with suck' im
perfections may bo laid on the pea
bottom at great expense and operated
for a number of yeara before It will
tflll.-Harper't wetftlr; .
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