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I took only one HI | bottle at that time, and it helped j | me; seemed to strengthen and j ! build me right up. So that is I j how 1 first knew of Cardui. j || After that,... when I began to || IB get weak and ‘no account*, 1 II I sent right for Cardui, and it I i | never failed to help me/* I If you are weak and suffering I 1 | from womanly ailments, Cardui | f || may be just what you need. || II Take Cardui. It has helped II ii thousands, and ought to help gl At all druggists* and dealers*. || mmmmmmttiiimTmwnmmmMnmuGk CORNS ~ 0 1 - Lift Off with Fingers <s\ <^v( Doesn’t hurt a bit! Drop a little “Freezone” on an aching corn, instant ly that com stops hurting, then short ly you lift It right; off with fingers. Truly! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of “Freezone” for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard com, soft com, or com between the toes, and the cal luses, without soreness or irritation. Moral Character Everything. A human wisdom and experience unite in recognition of moral charac l ter as the basis factor fn the develop ment of stable civilization and in the realization of peace among men. —H. O. Rittenliouse. An old traveler never has the end of a necktie or a sock sticking out of his grip. He looks. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION %Y~ P\\ /gfjjM) iHbmsnoHj Bell-ans Hot water 1 ] Sure Relief Bell-ans 254 AND 75* PACKAGES EVERYWHERE —■ ■■ COmiOHl It VLiTtUN NIWMI UNION - - - " " AIR ADVERTISEMENTS “Well,” said the Fairy Queen, “there Is only one item sent in to the Nature land News this time, and that is from Tad, the Black Cat.” “What is that?” asked the other Fairies. “Tad,” said the Fairy Queen, “sent In an announcement and asked us if we’d please publish it as he would be glad to have as many see it as pos sible.” . “What was the announcement?” the other Fairies asked. “It was this,” said the Fairy queen, as she took forth a piece of paper upon which in strange sprawling words was written : s “Tad, the Black Cat, is giving an At Home Tuesday Evening in the Alley. “It is his second birthday. All those who wish to bring him birthday pres ents may care for his list of sugges tions, which is as follows: “Mice, Milk, Cream, Sausage, Liver, and all other delicacies. “Ribbons he does not care for.” The Fairies all laughed after they had read this. No one but a Fairy • could have read such strange writing as Tad wrote! “I believe Mr. Sun and Mr. Moon want to talk to us this afternoon. : They’re both to be in the sky at the j same time, you know, today, and they ha,ve something most especially im portant they want to tell us.” At that moment the Fairy Queen looked up and there she saw Mr. Moon smiling. Mr. Sun, of course, was shin ing brightly. She had been waiting to see Mr. Moon. “You had something to say to us to day?” she asked. “Ah, yes, Fairy Queen,” said Mr. Moon. “Now you know I’ve looked down at signboards and I’ve seen big signs. I’ve been told by Midgie Moon “It Was This.” that these were known as advertise ments because they advertised or praised some special article. "As I said the other day, Mr. Moon I has no substitutes. I’ve seen that on signboards about other things. “And I explained, or you explained, Fairy Queen, what substitutes meant. Perhaps you will explain today?” “Gladly,” said the Fairy Queen, “though I may not do it as well as yon could. Mr. Moon.” “Oh, most gracious Fairy Queen,” said Mr. Moon, “I’m delighted at the compliment, but I am willing to let you do the explaining.” “A substitute is something put in the place of another,” the Fairy Queen began. “Now, if I were asked to go to a party and I sent a substitute, it would mean I would be sending some one in my place. Isn’t that right, Mr. Moon?” “Fine, fine,” said Mr. Moon. “Well, to continue,” he added, “I think Mr. Sun and I shall give air advertisements and write our signs on the clouds. I shall put on mirte: “ ‘Accept no substitutes for Mr. Moon. There is nothing the same. Money re turned if not satisfactory, and if any has been given ! Insist upon Mr. Moon’s shining, and none other.’ “And I shall have one, too,” said Mr. Sun. “Mine shall be: “ ‘Others have tried to shine, but they cannot shine as Mr. Sun. There will always be those who will imitate him and try to be as bright. “ ‘But accept only the real Mr. Sun. He has stood the test of ages.’ “Fine, fine,” said the Fairy Queen. “The only thing is,” said Mr. Moon, * “that we wouldn’t want to disfigure the clouds by putting signs on them, and we really have no rivals.” “That’s true,” said Mr. Sun, “and I think it would be a pity to put signs on the clouds. We want some ol Mother Nature never to be touched by signs and advertisements.” “I think that is best,” said the Fairy Queen, “but you could have a fine air advertisement if it weren’t for that. “However, Mr. Sun and Mr. Moor are among the few creatures who don’t need to advertise,” ended the Fairy Queen. Angels Failed to Show. “Mamma,” called three-year-old Edith, from the top of the stairs, “won’t you please come up and sit with me until I go to sleep?” “No, darling. Mamma's busy now,” was the reply. “Run back to bed; the angels will Watch over you until you go to sleep.” “That’s what you said before, mam rna,” Edith answered, “but the angels didn’t show up and I’m lonesome.” DYED HER BABY’S COAT, A SKIRT AND CURTAINS WITH “DIAMOND DYES” Each package of “Diamond Dyes” con tains directions so simple any woman can dye or tint, her old, worn, faded things new. Even if she has never dyed before, she can put a new, rich color into' shabby skirts, dresses,, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings, everything. Buy Diamond Dyes—no other kind —then perfect home dyeing is guar anteed. Just tell your druggist whether the material you wish to dye is wool" or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. 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Mothers Ruin Babies * Health by Harsh Drugs There are thousands of children and grown-ups whose health lias been wrecked simply because they were given strong laxative cathartics when a baby. Baby often needs something to clean out the little bowels of clogged waste, but for goodness sake give him a med icine made especially for a baby. Give him Teethina. It’s perfectly harmless and yet brings quick relief without hurting the tender little intestines like the strong drugs you use for yourself do when giver to the little folks. Teethina is indorsed by physicians and has been used for fifty years. Get it at your druggist, or send 30c to the Moffett Laboratories, Columbus, Ga., for a package and the valuable Baby book. —Advertisement. Experts. Down in Pennsylvania a man decid ed to pull his own teeth. They bury him —oead from Dlood poisoning. Ever ruin an article or botch a job by trying to do it yourself, instead of summoning an expert? If you haven’t you are an exceptionally wise or extraordinarily lucky person. This is an age of specialists. An old locksmith, asked to itemize a bill, did it in this way: “To opening safe, $5. To knowing how to open it, $95” « Success has a hard time dodging the man who becomes an expert in any line. —Buffalo Times. The Honest Teacher. * Seven-year-old Johnny’s mother had given him a handkerchief to give to his teacher as a Chirstmas present, but when Johnny was told about it he curled his lips in scorn and said: “Aw, mother, I don’t want to give it to her. She won’t let me do nothin’. It’s always Walter and William that get to do everything. Let them get her a handkerchief. I’ll give it to Miss (his last year’s teacher). She’s honest/ Better for Whom? - Mr. Howell —“Health Is better than wealth.” Mrs. Powell—“ Not for your prospective heirs.” ■ Nerves Sfeg ll'^jlL' Steel— The successful man of today is dear-headed, self-reliant. Hi 3 keen eye and steady hand result from abundant, self-controlled energy, and steady nerves. Such a man can overcome difficulties because he is physically _ fit. Foolish habits of food and drink have no place in his scheme of things. When he finds that coffee disagrees he promptly changes to healthful POSTUM. BpmSSj This pure cereal beverage is not only free from the health disturbing drug element in coffee, but there’s comfort and satisfaction in its delicious, full-bodied flavor. You’ll find Postum a factor for Health. “There’s a Reason ” §||pW fl g Your grocer sells Postum in two forms: Instant Postum “*«»—* (in tins) prepared instantly in the cup by the addition of jpPpߣfiP|K boiling water. Postum Cereal (in packages) for those who prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared; - BEVERAOE made by boiling fully 20 minutes. HSTAnT 5ri55??5?.55 «$$ Made by Postum Cereal Company, Inc. fcd Battle Creek, Michigan. ' f - ‘ Mick* Lowest Priced Quality Automobile Every Chevrolet is fully equipped when sold. It has electric lights and starter, gasoline tank in the rear, demountable rims and extra rim and tire carrier, 3-speed transmission and reverse, speedometer and all necessary indicators on the instrument board, curtains open with doors of open models. All closed models have high grade Fisher Bodies with plate glass win* dows. There is nothing more to buy but the license. Costs least per mile for gasoline and oil. There are more than 10,000 dealers and service sta tions thttjughout the country. Repairs are made on a low-cost flat rate system. Jor Economical Transportation _i fl— mi] . AnsiyißMwwr B | ' Prices F. O. B. Flint, Michigan SUPERIOR Two Passenger Roadster . . $5lO SUPERIOR Five Passenger Touring . . 525 SUPERIOR Two Passenger Utility Coupe 680 SUPERIOR Four Passenger Sedanette • 850 SUPERIOR Five Passenger Sedan ... 860 SUPERIOR light Delivery 510 Chevrolet Motor Company / Detroit/ Michigan \ / Rheumatism 1-banishpainf Apply Sloan's. Restore healthy circu a lation of blood through congested tis (\ V sues. Since congestion causes the pain yffi \ \f -almost instant relief! Sloan’s Liniment ft - kills pain! SURELY WOULD HAVE TO GO Matter of Dismissal of Stenographer Simplified by “Insult” Conveyed in Unqualified Statement. Mrs. Carter* dropped in at the office for a few minutes’ chat with her hus band. “John,” she remarked, “I think you had better discharge that stenographer you have now. I am sure she is try ing to flirt with you ever* since she has been here.” Mrs. Carter, when she said this, thought the stenographer was safely out of hearing—but she wasn’t! She stepped to the door of the private office and vented her indignation: “Madam, I’ll have you know that I wouldn’t flirt with your old husband for a million dollars!” Mrs. Carter was aghast. "Now, John,” she exclaimed, “you simply must discharge that girl!_ She has insulted you!”—Kansas City Star. We all seem to prefer the fruit that has paid a thousand miles freight to that grown nearer home. People and pins are useless when they lose their -heads. WOULDN’T PAY FOR MATCHES Scotsman Not Likely to Expend a “Bawbee” When He Could Walk to His Hotel. A young Scotsman, shortly after his graduation from the University of Edinburgh, came to this country to teach. Thirty years later he revisited the country of his birth. On, his re turn to his teaching post he was re galing some of his confreres with an account of his trip. “One morning,” related the profes* sor, “as I was strolling along a street in Edinburgh, I stopped at a tobacco nist’s and bought some cigars. Finding myself out of matches I asked jthe clerk for some. “‘Ha’pence a box,’ said he. “•What! Why, in America when a man buys a cigar he is given a small package of matches.* “ ‘l’m sorry, sir, but they're ha’penny a box here.* “And, do you knonw,” added the pro fessor, “I had to walk back eight blocks to my hotel to get some matches.” —J udge. An irresistible impulse is one we yearn to follow.
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