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Another Blow. /
Marjorie and Eddie, twins, had both
been told that they must write letters
of thanks for their holiday presents
they had just received. Marjorie sat
down and quickly wrote:
“Thank you so much for the foun
tain pen. It’s what I’ve always
needed.”
Meanwhile Eddie was chewing the
end of his penholder for an inspira
tion. As his sister laid aside her first
letter, he surreptitiously glanced at it.
Then he wrote:
“Thank you so much for the hand
kerchiefs. They’re what I’ve always
needed.”
Forgot All About It.
In Indianapolis is a . certain “old
boy” who delights to see a boxing
match. A friend gave him a ticket
to the matches in Tomlinson hall
Thanksgiving afternoon. The boxing
fan, joyous over the prospect, went to
see a doctor, did a few errands, ab
sorbed in a matter of little conse
quence and—as he put it—“bedogged
If I didn't go home and forget all
about the fights until after they were
all over!”—lndianapolis - News.
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Unless you see the name “Bav*»r” on
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ting the genuine Bayer product pre
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years and proved safe by millions for
Golds Headache
Toothache Lumbago
Earache Rheumatism
* Pain, Pain
Accept “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin”
only. Each unbroken package»contains
proper directions. Handy boxes of
twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug
gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100.
Asperin Is the trademark of Bayer
Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of
Salicylicacid.—Advertisement.
An Understanding of Holly.
A mother and her two sons, age five?
and three, were shopping. Entering
a downtown store the children became
very quiet, and Dick took hold of his
brother’s hand, admonishing him not
to make any noise “in here as some
one must be dead.” They had noticed
the holly wreaths tied with* ribbons
that were a part of the Christmas dec
oration in the store.
Important to All Women
Readers of This Paper
Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women’s complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy con
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor’ health makes you nervous, irri
table and maybe despondent; it makes
any one so.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr.
Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, by restoring health
to the kidneys, proved to be just the
remedy needed to overcome such condi
tions.
Many send for a sample bottle to see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver
and bladder medicine, will do for them. By
enclosing ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y., you may receive sam
ple size bottle by parcel post. You can
purchase medium and large "Size bottles at
all drug stores.—Advertisement.
Lenin’s Remorse.
Samuel Gompers said at a labor
banquet in Washington: “Lenin pre
tends to be sorry for the ruin his
Bolshevistic doctrines have brought
on Russia. Well, the sorrow of Lenin
reminds me of Mr. Bolus.
“Mr. Bolus was a druggist. He
made a mistake in a prescription one
day and killed a man. When the ter
rible tidings were brought to him he
cried out in great agony:
“ ‘Oh, wretch thav I am—-and my
best customer, too!’ ”
Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
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ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make {
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands. —Advertisement
Mummy Understood.
“Mummy, why do gentlemen take
typewriters to the theater?” asked
Sammy, gazing at bis father's ma
chine. s
“They don’t, darling. Whoever put
such an idea into your head?’/
“Father told Mr. Brown he .was tak
ing his to see ‘Decameron Nights* to
night.”—London Tit-Bits.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that It
In Use for Over 30 Years*
Children Cry foj* Fletcher's Castona
Philosophic Training.
“After a man lias sat around in the r
sunshine of your climate for a number
of years, what makes him think he’s a
philosopher?”
“The fact that he sits around in the
sunshine and lets the world go by. If
he didn’t have a great deal of philos
ophy in his make-up he couldn’t do it.” |
Birmingham Age-Herald.
One bottle of Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot”
will save you money, time, unxiety and ,
health. One dose sufficient, without castor
oil in addition. Advertisement.
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Impending Change.
Patient —“Doctor, I’m completely
hurled in work.” Doctor —“Well, tnat’l!
sron be changed to dirt if you don’t
quit.”
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BILLIE BROWNIE’S CALLS
“I must make some trails today,” said
Billie Brownie as he brushed off his
best brown suit,
B which he saved
for calling, and
his finest brown
stocking cap.
So Billie
Brownie started
off to visit the
zoo. He talked
to the animals and
heard of those
who would have
gone to sleep for
K A the winter If they
L . had not been In
lhe zo °*
The snakes and
1 the bears told him
- I they would have
“Did Not Mind S<* ne to slee P for
the Winter.” the winter if
they had not been
in the zoo, but that in the zoo they
were fed regularly.
They told him that when they were
' free they ate a great deal, in the fall
and so could go without eating for
a wfiile.
And the zoo was warm, too, which
made a difference, for then they did
not have to look for a warm place as
they did when they were free.
And the warmest thing to do in the
wintertime when free was to sleep.
That was what a good many of the
animsyis had said.
The prairie dogs told him that tlrey
slept in the wintertime whether they
were in the zoo pr not and that they
dug holes and went down to sleep in
them as soon as the cold weather came
along.
Then, after Billie Brownie had
visited the zoo animals he went to call
on many of the fur-coated animals.
He talked to those who did not mind
the winter, such as the ra-bbits and the
muskrats and the squirrels.
They told of so many things they did
and they seemed surprised he hadn’t
noticed all their little tricks before,
for they weren’t trying to hide tftenav
they told him.
Then Billie Brownie met some of the
little birds who were on their way to
visit Miss Springtime.
“We’re - going further North,” they
told him.
He had a word with the quiet Rusty
Grackle bird family and with the
Robins he had a long talk.
The Song Sparrows were on their
way to prepare for the springtime and
so were the Blackbirds and the Blue
birds and the Meadow Larks.
“We birds,” said Mrs. Robin, “flutter
our Wings when we’re receiving food
from thiTMr. Robins just as the babies
do.”
“So many birds wave and flutter
their wings just as people would jump
up and down for joy or because of
excitement.
“Mr. Rooster flaps his wings before
he begins to crow as though he wanted
to let everybody know that he was go
ing to do something quite important.
“Oh, yes, we birds have, our ways
and our signs and our wings show ex
pression Just as people’s faces, too, will
show expression.
“But Billie Brownie,” said Mrs.
Robin, “you are calling almost between
seasons, aren’t you?” *
“It’s not winter and yet it’s not
Ispring.”
“Yes,” said Billie Brownie, “for I
like to watch/Old Man Winter give
over the next season to Miss Spring
time.”
“I like to watch them, do it. Some
times they take a long time about it
and they do act :
so amusingly. y v
“Old Man Win
ter will say to
Miss Springtime:
“ *Oh, do take
this season. I’m
quite through. I _
really must be go- "v \
“And Miss v ►
Springtime - will -
“‘Oh, no, Old *
Man Winter. I’m \ YYS
sure I’m in no
hurry at all. Do
take your time. ;
Don’t let me hurry
( you.’ ' “On '•‘heir Way.”
“That is the
way they often act. Sometimes they
are really in a hurry nut this is
usually the way they do,” ended
Billie Brownie as he smiled.
And Mrs. T»'obin looked at Billie
Brownie out of her eye and then gove
i him a knowing wink.
| “I understand, Billie Brownie. You
and I understand.”
Ye Golden Ball Inn.
Willie—Mum, do men have a style
show, the same as wimmen do?
Teacher —What a question! , Not
that I know of, child. Why do you
ask?
Willie —Well, papa asked mamma
this noon where the ticket for his
Sunday suit was at.
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i. Beth Out of Order.
Said Grandma Riddle as she put on
her glasses: “Land sakes alive! Can’t
you tell me why a squalling baby at
du.-reh is like a good resolution? Why,
• both should be carried out. of course.”
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Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
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ALL HE WANTED TO KNOW
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Merchant Evidently Believed in the
Saying, “It !sn r t What You
, Used to Be."
Some time ago a young man went
to a great store in Chicago to apply
for a position and was fortunate
enough to be shown into the office of
the merchant prince himself, to whom
be stated the object of his call.
TFie merchant was favorably im
pressedl with his appearance and ad
dress, and - after asking him a few
questions relative to his business ex
perience; promised him a plaee in his
employ. But the caMer, who evidently
had l expected to be more rigorously
catechized, thought it best to volun
teer additional 1 information).
“If you wish," he began, “to know
something of my antecedents —”'
“I don’t care to kraow anything
about your antecedents, young man,”
interrupted the merchant with a smile.
“If your subseqwents are ail right,
you’ll do. You may report' to Mr.
Spilth next Monday.” l —From Every
body’s Magazine:
Social' Ambitions.
The cook told* the Woman that the*
caretaker was not behaving as he
should.
“He’s after a woman,”'she explained.
“Just crazy to think himself loved* by
several women- to- make ’em; jealous
and all."
He has always been such a' quiet,
innocuous looking individual.
“But why this change in him?’’ the
Woman asked.
“Oh, it’s because of them newspa
per stories,” the cook replied. “He
flunks if he leads a gay life he is
gettin’ up in the world—gettin' more ■
in the society world. That’s what is ■
entitf him. He ain’t satisfied to- be ;
a plain man no- more.”—Chicaigs* ,
Journal.
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Defensive Tactics.
The Accused —There’s the- lawyer
we stuck up. rt’s air up: wif us. He’s
goin’ to testify against ns.
His Accomplice—Not this time, he
won’t. I’ve hired him to defend us.
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That's a matter for Mother to decide. * WM W/ J \
Children, as well as grown-ups, need (M
a hot mealtime beverage that is whole- tarn I
some, invigorating, and free from harm
ful after-effects. nHEAITHci §1
Coffee is known to be harmful—especially to children. jji
That is why so many thoughtful mothers give their children
delicious Postum. This pure cereal beverage gives needed
warmth and comfort, has delightful flavor and aroma, and \
is free from anything that can injure the health of children
or adults. |
Your grocer sells Postum in two forms: Instant Postum rDiSlUl*^
(in tins) prepared instantly in the cup by the addition of ravliagil *
boiling water. Postum Cereal (in packages) for those who §Ss
prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared; s§g
made by boiling fully 20 minutes. oZ*' CM X 0r
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WAR TAUGHT PEOPLE THRIFT
One Good Effect, at Least, Came as
Result of the Gigantic World
Conflict.
While Christmas sayings clubs orig
inated about 15 years ago, the World
war fs credited with the tremendous
growth recently in the number of de
positors, and, of course, the totals of
savings.
The* weekly payment system for Lib
erty bonds, regular purchases of
Thrift and War Savings stamps and
or less regular frequent con-
Metioiui to the war funds got the
average American into the habit of
putting aside something out of the
p&y envelope.
“Employers adopted the system of
taking the payments out of the salary,
and as the amounts were only a dollar
,or two a week, ft wasn’t missed so
much,” explained a Hyde Park banker
to- the Woman. “When it was all over
employees generally realized how easy
ft was to save. They just got the
habit, and the Christmas club idea was
almost doubled in a year's time, 1920
to* 1921, in membersnip.”
This year ther? were 5,000,000 de
, positors and* deposits of $190,000,000.
Better Net.
Stephen Fullen, a familiar figure’
about the courthouse, tells a story
about Ms niece-, six years old, relates
the Indianapolis Star. The niece was
busily engaged memorizing a Christ
mas poem, aided' by her proud rela
tives. One line of the poem went
something like* this:
“Old Santa comes speeding o’er the
snow- —”
“He’ll! get arrested If he don’t watch
. out, for speeding," Interrupted the lit
! tie gfrll
After the litiighter of her admirers
, had quieted she suddenly spoke up,
“But Lew Shank better not arrest
■ Santa Claus if he knows what’s good
for Mm.”
It Did Then,;
‘Doesn’t her singing move yon?”
“It did once when I lived in the ad
joining fiat.”
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of harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone to
night*
Here’s my guarantee—Go to any
drug store and get a bottle of Dod
son’s liver Tone for a few cents. Take
a spoonfsland if it doesn’t straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous I want voir to go back
* to the store and get your money.
Dodson’s Liver Tone is destroying
the sale of calomel because ft is en
tirely vegetable, therefore ft can not
salivate or make you sick.
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KNEW WRAT HE WAS GLOtSQ
Obvious Advantage in This. Gentle*
man's Manner of Wearing; Hi*
Diamond Ring,
. The gentleman, obviously, of Hebrew \
extraction, had? assembled! his friendt,
round the festive board! After hav
ing discussed satisfactorily the various
delicacies provided l for their delecta
tion they were called: upon; to adtair*
and appraise all* his* new and mimer-k
ous possessions. But of all! the latteJ
the one of? which lie- was- most prouoj
was* a truly magnificent ring, which,!
however, was so turned as to display
the diamond on the inside of his hand
His brethren noticed this peculiar*
ity and one of them remonstrated;:
“Vy, Isaac,” he said, “it is a good
ring—I never saw a* betters: Bat it ii
on the wrong: way round;”'
Isaac gave him a- look: off eloquent
pitying contempt. . '
“Oh, what nonsense you do ten
me>” he replied; “li ask yota, Often
Does one talk like this ('Holding oui
his hands, palm downwards) 1 , or tiki
this?” (palm upwards)*.—EPmCalo Ex
press.
Quite* Likely..
“Anne married a sel£ : msde man/
said Roris,
“Yes, but she haa compelled him u
make extensile alterations,” replied
Queenie.—Stray Stories!
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