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L. AUTO COiUMM Bjsten to only one knocker—Oppor ftunitv. .. . I it costs more than double to live ft double life. I A flat pocketbook and a flat tire ftre about the worst combination. ft Famous last words—“ Watch me ■a?? him on the next comer” ■ Go to church and learn about the ftereafter, or go autoing and see it. ft Epitaph: “He didn’t have time to ■top at the crossing; he has plenty of ■eisure now.” I Some people have made a decided ftuccess in life by attending to their ft\vn business. I Health hint to motorists: A light ftins bug is about the only one that Ban ? get along with just a tail light. ft A man is but a worm of the dust ■he comes along, wiggles about a ■ile and finally some chicken gets Bn. ean remember the good old when every man, woman and Hid in Pittsboro knew how to hitch ■ a horse. ■Often when the wolf comes around I the door, says Wrenn Gilmore, he ftids the family out driving in an fttomobile. ■Correct this sentence: “It was a nut that needed tightening IHd the auto mechanic, and a quarter IHu be enough. M. Bland says when the road encounters boulders or rocks not let them swerve him from fts course. Do you? I One trouble seems to be that the ftirl who has the initiative to make I leap year proposal probably will Im out to be a back seat driver. ■en Higgins never would be passed, I He bragged his cars endurance, fte passd six cars with backward glance— I His wife has his insurance. ft There are three classes of motor ftta: Those who know how to use I horn properly, those who view a ft>rn simply as an ornament and those ftho retain their childhood attraction ftr noise and lots of it. By Golly old resident of Alaska had never Bn a motor car. One day he was ■ronished to see one go by, but was ■mbfounded when it was followed by Motorcycle: ■‘‘Gee whiz!” he said, “who’d ’a ■posed that thing had a colt. ■The speeding motor car swerved, ■lided with a telephone pole, and ■ ied wrong side up, with the driv ■ undemeath. ■Tain’t no use trying to hide under ■re, young fello’,” called John Bums up, “I know where you are!” party in an automobile saw a ■y calf getting its dinner in Na tive s way. ■‘Oh, see the ’self help retaurant,” ■mimed one of the party. ■ ies, it's a Child’s restaurant,” ■d the little girl. ■ Andit is also “A Calfateria” said ■ s * Cheek, as they rode on. I A Good Thing To Remember. hen you take a walk ■ And B, ‘ ien you take a fliv, ■ ake another thing—a look— ■■ And your best to live. ■ person can prevent the worst !■' memorizing First.” ( ar f atastrophies. ■ap"' e rema^ns °f Percival his car with a girl in his lan. ■lake mbering here ° ne Willia ™ ■^.f’ f - the bell, but had no brake. ■a; 1 stone lies William ■mnes, ■° n r tlle hill, he had no chains. ■i- ? bodv of William Jay, ■ (l maintaining his right of way. jBtViP V°, Cmg.ater, the sunshine ( " t , so \d, ie happiness of the < e ‘ eaven of youth, the echo of \ < tne treasure of the humble, [ ' ■ Ms of the poor, the bear in the ! < 'H] r ; , Pmm^ure! Without it humor < ?. T™ b . wit would wither, | ill \i l 5' ou | ( disappear and smiles [ ‘ ■heV V VC Ldispels dejection, < ' [Bo l -.- f e /dues and mangles me!- (j 1 '■o\>', f ' 1 ’ is the foe of woe, the I 4 Mirth o , (te pression, the birth crv < an<i the swan song of sad ' ■ T)o " - < :;Bnel io a 5 CS and (i , fß^i. . °man of mamoth pro <'■>, *T- ari ' 1 mkv complexion was < ■ nohit e> accident. She was (\ ‘Brif-i 0 hospital wher* she soon fl B, The doctor \ comfort her a bit, said to jj Wlll be able to < ♦Wi ' ,n '| <l frable amount of dam- I , W>L " ,oh nson.” ■ u , sai d Mrs. Johnson ? nt w ’f damages? Ah I ■ U re Pa i™ aßes now - What Ah | BOONE-WOMBLE. At the Methodist Darsonage on the evening of Saturday, March Ist, Mr. Jesse Boone, of Pittsboro, was quiet ly married to Miss Altie Womble, of Lockville, Rev. J. J. Boone officiat ing. The bride is the prety daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Womble and has The Quality Car Economical Transportation SUPERIOR 5-Pass. Sedan S7QC tint i Mich. I\ Pi B (l it TV t Si BuT 1 ~ •VvSSfe- Prices f. o. b. Flint, Michigan d y | 1/ ft Superior Roadster $490 r — gg— Superior Touring $495 I 1. I I 1 Superior Coupe . s(>4o I p IL ,—C Superior Sedan $795 L-JL-, , n - r~~ n I Superior Commercial Chassis $395 I j a . I .dv Superior Delivery $495 ' a) Utility Express Chassis Ask Us About Our Easy Payment Plan. BONLEE MOTOR CO., BONLEE, N. C. " —1 - . mmmmmmmmmmmrn j*How to Invest Money:. Guaranteed Against Loss | I'THERE is a simple and absolute- j| JL ly sure way for all to avoid M losses and to obtain a substan- 1 * tial and steady income. It is to ||• ■ buy our 6 per cent Guaranteed ill j P * First Mortgage Real Estate Bonds jj| I | which we have for sale in denom- || J I* inations of ■ J * SIOO, $l5O, S2OO, $250, S3OO, I Central Loan and Trust Company, j 1 jjj CAPITAL AND SURPLUS, $500,000.00 f| j (| W. W. BROWN, - Secretary and Treasurer, j||| (| BURLINGTON, N. C. M jj many friends here. The groom is the son of Mrs. James C. Boone, and is a young man of fine character and sturdy manhood. The happy young couple will make their home with Mr. Boone’s mother, two miles north of town. i m People who forget to remember in- ' variably remember to forget. * « \ " \ : Not alone for every-day utility does Chevrolet represent the world’s lowest priced quality car. It also meets the requirements of particular people for those social and sport occasions when artistic proportion, high-grade coach work, and handsome finish are in har mony with the time and place. You can be proud of your Chevrolet, combining, as it does, a high degree of engineering efficiency with modern qual ity features that appeal to the experi enced and the discriminating. Call at our showrooms and discover the astonishing values made possible by the exceptional volume of Chevrolet sales. { Won in Spelling Contest. ! Charles Livengood, a 13-year old Durham boy, won in a spelling contest in Raleigh last Friday over 24 con testants. _ He spelled three hundred words without missing a single one. ; The last competitor he had was Miss I Elizabeth Keyes, of New Hanover I county, whom he downed on the word j “cycle.” Rooster: “Whiat makes you think you’re an all-round athlete?” Wild Duck: ‘T m not crowing about it, but I can swim, fly or walk, while all ‘ you can do is walk ” • Cartoon from The Farm Journal, June 1923 #iM§@© | Answering Grocery Needs Our belief is that the grocery business should be on a I I service basis and we conduct ours along that line. That’s j I one of the many reasons why we keep our stocks com plete and fresh. Our prices are low. | BOONE BROS. - - Ernest and Jarvis j PITTSORO, - NORTH CAROLINA. j ' ©©©©© I The Price is the Thing and Economy is the Watchword |> That is our Guide in our I SALES MADE I ON OUR 1 FURNITURE f Although the price markings of the beautiful pieces | of living room, dining room and bed room, that may $ be found on our floors, are being featured in our sales, | we don’t want you to lose sight of QUALITY. I When you need something for your home see reliable | ■ folks. * 1 CARTER FURNITURE CO. f EVERYTHING FOR THE HOME. | SANFORD NORTH CAROLINA. | I 1 ► « ► . i J ► 'j [ Mules Horses j J Just received car load of good Virginia Mules and J ► Horses, well broke, ages from 4to 6 years, weight 1,000 J ► to 1,200 pounds. < t HERE DURING SEASON, J ► ◄ ► CASH OR TERMS. 5 t R. L. PERKINS, 3 ► 2 ► Pittsboro, N. C. J IaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ">t “ You would not plant corn in a swamp or lay in your raj vegetable garden. Os course not. You plant them where IfS you’ll get the greatest yield. * Just so with money. For the greatest yield and safest Kjl plant your money in a Savings account in this Strong j£i| || Bank—where money grows. I The Chatham Bank I m y p| J. C. GREGSON, President. J. J. JENKINS, Cashier. P W. A. Teague, vice President. M jj| SILER CITY, NORTH CAROLINA. f| the right way j I —with a dentifrice that 11 does not scratch or scour. “Wash” yourteeth clean j
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