-Til .. " I .pmpSoM ? indigestion, woerein ., ,; raifSi , f , nnaVnnonrs imagined. ' J V - fertM"!" wallers sapped tiis disease 'Af,c" Ua thiise Ptnicolar tegioos of ilie rcw , .. . k-nochonilria which F . S cMi J .e name hypochondriasis. f rLci Unreal symptoms areflatulen ? aJ tbMidtatelrife-howelV acrid eructations, rViiahionsy and often an ttller lPwiiJ araHenti'jO upon any subject of im- 7 -njpitrcted.accomiHnicd irhh lff aWioeoi if the- oetous system. &Pf iVfi'ngnd pecahar tram of ideas lu . .niite iajainalioa and cYerbelran S&ho UfioitediTecHity., .Tl. C1UBES. ,'fuuactcd lo aiate boonohe Qight, Si. . '1 E3 eruption i relaxation or ' ft i. liAfr mdr imponaot ; organs wilhio Li.V;nr!rt oblfecti of treatment" are,-to-re li Aiwo. to strengthen the body, and 'ESin Xb'e apiriw. which may be-promoted TPierflsr. eajly'liours. regolar meals,: and ' Lnt Mjnversation. - iTbe.'wvrefe (if cosiire) 1 - fj. ,v-.inn trt Ritpnmhen ihe bcidT. and IP Tl..,Hrfr(Tit!atedhT the occasional use SliKrianu. We know "nothitg better iwaVed iwqbtaio Ihis end, than Dr. William. Ft aW A'perifli Pilts-beingf mild and certain 4 diMon 'Tie bowels being once l?eaW,E inesutablo Camomile PiUs.CwIilch wtwicf Vf antijspasmod.c; are an MMmib a?4 without;: dispute, have i ,i si pernor tn the nnmerous nublic. Urn? bbjslcians .'hare recommended a free f vnpft'lirvibutll'.shoaldnol be resorted to; - is iff niny jcases it will greatly aggravate the ' " 4 JnfcrwhV Astonishing Fads.. -' n Wlil M .UTHhEE EARS' STAND- -UV.:. ; . - t t-.-ii.sii -- J H.-H n li , mAr w,.,wiL!!i fn;oi U,t "Y "!r' aiGCL flieocTTdistubedW, ner- ' - towifUtcoe diffifulty of -breatfiiiijr,-lightness . ' r.n ida lirasol ilifrrinoecQ npr. I tou fetjiaViliiy and; Tesilessnessi conld not lie in iferjzfaul positfon wunoui me sensawon ui Lilt f " ' " ' the B'mourinergya Mr R. Monroe gave up evefy thought or recovery, and dire despair sat jirft eMbe-PilIsjwhich lesulted in completely rctnoTinj-very 8yfinptom of his disease- He wishe3toav his motive for thisl declaration is, thalthoscv'afllicted with' the same or any sy rop Wlrair'lo iboe from which he is -happily, restii'ef, clay, likewise receive jhe inestimable A CASE OF TIC DOLOR JSUX. Mrt. J.t ErJohhs.ni wife of Capt. Joseph j . Joii'n son, Lynn j Mass. was severely afflicted fur tea years , with Tie-Dolereux, violent pain inlifrltiead. andomrttin2, wilh a burning heat in ibe'stMcnnckjan'd inable to leave her room. She nuld find pb .relief fron tbe advice 'of sev eral jbysHjianst nor, fxoui medicines of any kind ,: tnnKafter .ehfl hadlj.'ommenced using Dr Evans' aeiiefne af jOQ Chiiham street, and from that time $he fepgatj to m'end, aod feels satisfied if shtctjniiftbejthe medicine a few days longer, Be nertecny cnrea. iteierence can oe nao - . . 1 . '. ! . . ... ' . . & a n-i(HQ9 Winn oiitne aoove, oy caning at mrs J ihnsoas daughter's Store, S89 Grand street', V ICAIrs An tie Kenny, No 115 Lewis I lTPf.beti.aen;Stahtun.and Houston sia.. afflic-1 ' edlftisr leyears vliih the following distressinr I !ttt8i0fns:: j Acid ierufttatinn. dail snasmodic I yaiiu thafeead. oss of aDnelite. naloitation of ofliejheafi!,ryj-,nes$ail(jdimnessof aight.could I . "'i "HUViSMo, 'jiawuiucu ici, unci ui-i W,r, if .edging in any thing that demanded " Tl'f orcoaftnrp. snrnfttimpfl a Tiaionar iHpa.nf - to tjfrfa vn jya of her disease, a w himsical aver ;. - .-: t 1 a -r- T-- - J ( n i&rr J T . i : -s . . . . i- w.pafticnjar persons and places, groundless j ??rehb5ohs of personal danger and puvehy, 1 an.Tta,mo.-j Ji..:..TM:ft. J:l. " 1 Hsm.kude on eVerv sti2ht loccasion.she jonceivetf she louldneltherdie nor five;she wept, ruust tcismbU hfeL never: wasone so bad, with ntai rifilucinattons. T : - li -5? he advice of se veral eminent TpJcnSj'and had recourse torn onerous medi - ttr,,tjufou!(not obtain even temporary allevia llont distressing stair, till br husband per fhpftooiakc' trial of my mode of treatment,. faow-raiinielieved, and finds herself not mU capubfe of attending to Her domestic af "OttVivywftihat she enjoye asj good health at J. Kvnnyi husdd of the aforesaid Anne Jutn; before me, this Uth day of December, ' 1 iJETER riNCKN ev. Corn: of Deeds. i piltUMATJbM, with. an AfiVct.nn r,f ,h. V'mga-efd 1 under the treaiuienfof Doctor : A'i Si "J.Afnicied for four years with .... viv.iii m i vi si i a ink Ktiuiii. waiirrii whim i urM 77v'Vtt im tne a linrhlsi : mni on. ins lonnna . rmita a sipal whitpnpsa r loss oTannelitA. i r ma iieauk tut uurj wuuimiwij c- 'Vt!? 51 fM'V Hns doW sworn, dot ps ?nd say , that the facts staled in the Cfrii6cate, subscribed for himVare in all M,ue, j : U EN 1 S. .1 AR VIS.;: Wifre'm1 85lh November. I8S6. lit r " i v" i ooucy . uas- - . iSft I.L jr. -H y -- impending sanucanQD. palpitation uenn, hey want na Koglish coaohes . riisireista? cqugfr; cos iveoess;pain of.thestom- -vants they! for ego, .achf4Toiie3sJ great debility and deficiency of For their carriage is of Yankee cnthe coe)nance oticery person loieresieuiu u u : J on n ne is a slippery oiaa wnai wnom Jjis i xistejice or happiness, till -by accident he . you've got to deal,' ' ; Doticedn'a ftnbfic paper some cures effected by He'll pa9 betWeeo yoor clutches too, just like a Pr,.EVXNS'jMEDICJNE in his com- -living ee . , . I tlafftd wlcb Inoctd' 1.1 m to pnrcltase a pact- You think hiai I Irecommend you, John, but Van ' i if t u r ne h igh Icolou red ; and ; ofteu CoU David Ramsay's, Oakly Grove, Iref tin "cows from the 1st of Noefnber till - Cf laiingJunaiiendd by relief 0 he a- dell c ; -Nftnd respectfully Anders his se 4 ;1. Mav should not evervalmef f make' ; Wwtreiso attended consid- Jces to thejpAlicin the tiiioMdeiWtmTOiik i iWed.flSulrv of breathings wit ha- sense-of bis profesvionff M . jil bts arrangements for planting j; beet next J??M. Wfoss the cheat; iTkeWise threat want Jactiaryf?oIii84Q-tti4 it s& 'blrink?. -From iour 'owheifpertVeV; we I ThVSkJV if - w , w jhVte no uWthat his editr beets to I nai)ive symptoms were ennrely Vemoved, il Cr. U. I)oU IdS' I i"r"-",. I , , v ' '.; ?L-t.J!?. . ' j tcrffpt turd effected bv Dr Wra EtansX r &-TrTrAs?.-L- f - J-1 J the ordinary Jeed of the cows, $oM make Ida. . m . .-a- " J . t i - j m -.-a h .ft nriij. j VAimo. i ';r t . -ft T' i X I I - i -. ' n . . f m - mr mm. mf J-'V I - W --" - - V f TU U IK 111 III-H I 1 t I i $Y$f JtUGGJxs, Columbia tf.OSfr - j-v . e i -. ::yy- - I I i 1- T t f. y-: ftl .a Vr rENDLETON V. BRUISER,') EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS, rOSTZOAL. . v fom IAe atmore Patriot, Vv jou c; cALnouN my JOt ; ; '. '. ' A.' COMIC POLITICAL SOHG) ; v- Joho CCalboan my Jo Joho I'm 6orry for Lou a ay Jo. Oh ! John, bow could yoa look into the face of Henry Clajr -" . K--v'- The glory of the Western World and of the World awny ; - ' ' .. ; You called t yourself his u master; ,tbat cab ne'er be so -; K .t - , For be "woUd not own you-Jar n i World away ; ' ; ;f 'John, bat you-for. a Zace," John C. Calboua my Joe The Father of the Tariff, John, and Patron nf lha Arbt- J:: ''v . He steka to boild his country np in spite of for- . eian parts i .... ...f And Harrison will soon upset the little Van & UO. --'-!. uyl '&.' -"""''" V-i '-; And renovate the Ship of State, John ' C. Cal- ' - boon my Jo. - ; John C. Calhoao my Jo John, ambition io des- pair : ' - , ' : Once made you nnllify the whole, the half of it -j. to share) I j;; :'zy -. ; s The "whole hor now you've gone,"" John, with tvenoau, uiairot oo. f Bat -you're go't the wrong sow by the car," John V: h , M American mechanics. John, will never sell their . ! ni l , . S ' . por M.nt drops or for Treasury bills, ;or even - British coats ; . . ! t John, wpue Ber- ' !' - it - - ' - - stamp, John C. Calhoun by Jo; i t r- - will ne'er do so, - . l- For he want's the fishes for himself, John C. Calhoun my Jo. John C Calhoun roy Jo John, if this you dare v todoobt; 1 -, ; Go'atk Xht Living Skeleton, who deals his sei crets out; His favoritesari maxk'd John, the mark you can -1 not toe; 1 . And you'll soon tepee t the bargain made, - John! i . u. oainoon my jo. This is a dirty business, John, go wash your lit- tla hands. !!'"- -:'-'i . ! !; And never .bovf - your knee again to cunning Van's commands ; How you are off for soap," John, I cannot say Bot 'your mother does not know yoo'rt out," John Cr Calhoun my Jo. The brave sons of the Sooth, John, will never .own vou more, - ' Ana uentoo's Mint arops win noi eave-you re rotten to tbe core; The People will no pbyver, John, on such as you bestow, And you've jump'd vour final somerset, John C: Calhoon my Jo. . t .it t- l Joo?;Clboun my Jo John, you'll ride witl From yonder! Jfhited Septdchre, with l,l,ie all hU "e motlv clani S ourney will be long,' John, now mind I ten - VOU 80. JJ- 'J .. --.-. . ' .. i.i- For nevercanreturn again, John C-al- n0Qn.ro7?f- - !- fix. Repoblicana in principle,' tbe Whrgs of Seventy Six, r i ; - ' '" ,y The offices they'll purse, John, Swartwouters all will iroi And sveophantic fellows tod; John C. i Calhoun - raf Jo.f';i..;; '". ' ,w -y . j The farmer of North Bend, Jobrr, will plough ,tne weed away. And the terror of Tecumseh then will gain anoth ,er'day;l; I - y. ! America will flourish John, mechanics find em ploy, h And our merchants will rejoice indeed, John C. . : uainoupmy jo. John C. Calhoun my Jo John whenf one term J shall exnife. He'll drop the reins of power and with dignity v retire, i .' f, : . ; i- , And every Whig will cry AMEN! John C. CaT - hoan my Jo. . - A. f I MILFORD BARD. PoeVs Garret, Baltimore. Jaa'y, 1840, ' JLAI of tha office row f ibe Ma nsioul Hr.tf,Jateiy Wcopied by Dr. B. Aostin TCTOfiCtethat.thfy;have IN neas tir Furnace is in blaaUFprge andj shrt time bo Jble to fill any v,rder wtib which they 5 . - Tklrl T. !rlf nVfiVf T1TlSin.yTiifi ! !7walAd tit may be favored at their form-r prices. -if the batter as beios .worth so ctp. per poano, i aHuftW"g l iji wtUivus lSQtdollctsas heue of Nincoloteo.N C , Jan.- S!1840 3w27-u vl- - . ; ,-. Otenrrjdeschp C"' M' 4 ? Office ' f i ) 'I I Bui thh a not ill the proprietor pf the J ,i ; AT Published Weekly at: Ttvo i 4 I - - F-iiVii - r 1 mart cultural 5tftttrm :;-r- .; SUGAR BEET. i ' I VVe would be glad to see our farming friends fniroduco the Sagar.Beet among their products We feel certain that they would inever have cause to grt it. '., Numerous statistic3 in our po&sseioo remove every doubt as to it$ immense increase and profitableness. Those whof tnay .be disposed to try the Beet, should remember lha1 a deep rich marl, is superior to ar,y other soil. But a soil that is free from stones, and .cao be rendered very mellow to a good depth, is r very desirable.': 5 The yield in a dry 6oil is ! said not to LI f t ' : . A I , " rwi - oe bo targv, ou more sweet aua nutriciuus. aoe Sugar Beet .should be planted in, rows nearly three feet apart; the plants in rows should stand about 8 or 10 inches apart, v- " i-ijf;p 1 N.;B.T-leaMi.Cw:B: C.K.iWrflier;' t mong their very extensive assortment of Cardet eed, have a supply of the Sagar Beef $eed.-4 Wejwould earnestly request our frtnda ( :and all whq are disposed : to make the experiment, 19 (all and procare a supply. . 1 Hi i.s-..- r FOR TBE CAROLINA WAtClt51A3f IN- ' ROWAN APPLES: 1 W - jilcssrs. Editors 1 I have been aireeablv sur- tised to I earn that some of the largest and Ho- st Jlpples ever brought to this Town,' were the product jof a j farm in Rowan counttl They are Sof a golden yellow color, as 6ound; ab a cut, and of an excellent liavor. Mr.; yatentine ropst, living some 8 or 9 miles sduthjof Salis burv, owns the orchard from which they were gathered, and has very recently; sold 'several bushels in this place, readily obtaining! ten cents ptr doztn for tbem. JiU the apples Mr.:' Propsi brouaht to Town, were of a large size some of them measuring 8 to 10 incbes in circomfer- encelanii weighioff half a lb. eachufV! I; ti I jHitberto, all our best apples have been jbrougbt from the mountains, an impression ; havibg pre vailed 'that that fruit could not be brought to any thing like perfeotion in a cotton growing conn try ; but from the successful exertions ! of Mr, Propst, and several other farmers of this county, id engrafting their trees, such a notion is now exploded. With a little extra attention: to bis trees. Mr. PJbas been enabled to furnish some of the best Trait, of tbe apple kind, ever sold in Salisbury ; and to realize therefrom a snog little iNii - - , ..1 tt. I!-:5lm--ls J sum of pocket money aa hi a reward ;i while bis neighbors, many of whom perhaps laughed at him for his pains, havejoond theit ' apples of a quality better suited for feeding pigs than for gracing1 the tables of the lovers of GOOD FRUIT. EVERGREENS.; The best season for transpfahting Ever greens is in the fore part of June, or the latter part of May, but without kome prelim inary measures, many so removed iwijl per It bsq been recommended, and the method when tried ha9 proved very success ful, thit some two years before rerjaoval. or jdrieiyear at least, that with ashatpispade fall the surface, and roost of the other roots be cut cfT at the distance of Iwof or three 1 ; feet from the tree, and that it then be allow- ed to stand undisturbed till wanted for re- mbval. The result will be, that ;the earth near the tree will be filled with abundance of fine vigorous roots, and if, whenf taken up, proper precautions are used n;. lifting it from 'the bed, it may be rerjiOYed without t i - N : u:- ST . '. the least dancer, or scarcely; retardation of Us nrowlb. Genesee farmer; 1 SUGAR BEET Vm MILCIll COWS. An intelligent geneman from (tihe east-' wd, assured tis a few days ;ago4j;triat, by giving nis cows a pecs or sugar oeets twice a Bay, cut up in their hay, he wis;; enabled to get just as rich milk and bufte? durtng trie winter as in summer, when the! pasture; was at its best. Now as an acre of ground wiBlInanurfd, planted in this (root Well at-j tendedt would yield beets eD6ugb td keep i difference ol Slbs eith j in their product of butters From ' the J lof No ittonal butter, would give us; 5 hs"fbf elch co CringUe period namerl 520 H for lhf 10 S cowsif and if we I act Ii3oo j 4 - - - f JDollst andWifly Ctst cows in the spring, Would have the gratifi- tion to know lhat he had treated his ani rnals well, and the satisfaction of seeing and Gardner.' -1 r- ! DEFERRED " ARTICLES. -1 1 iCorrespondencehftheJ!adisonian.y ? aiAapiR's FRKY, (Va.) Feb. Ut, 1840!. - Air. - Ati.E2C ; J cannot forbear to conralo lata yoQ aod the Republican Whigs of ibe, Co ioo qpon the prospect, vvhicb grows brighter ev ery day, of tbe cominzi triumph: of i Republican principles. It is now iconcsded 'on all hands. thai the antlon of the Harrisbursr Cooventiob was dictated by purity of ' purpose, sound judgment, and wlso discretion. . The claims of General Hairison will .bo much better! understood a&d more highly appreciate than ait tho former e. lection There ta no doubt thai he will combine the fulli Whig sfrengtli of Virginia and of ihe whole aoutnr k ' i :;-h------- r J- '- The affairs of the National! Armorv ! at this place,' have beenrrmoai shamefully - managed. Tfcie works of the whole! Armory have beeri sus-f peOded for several day 34 for want of Irood. ITbel Jtke never occurred before, since it was an armo ryj and owing entirely tfa the neglect of the effif cars providing wood in good eeasoo. I . Aooiuer iaci 1 win state, tor your imormation and-1 think it a fit subject' for inveslisration f - 1 t 1 1 a '. .--tt 2 . 1 ; The Paymaster here received a draft on one of the ft ewTork banks, for funds- to pay off the; hands employed at this f armory. He took the specie draft and 6o!d it for paper, and made a hn!uma nf.min. k V.. . 1. U.J 1 Virginia and Maryland notes and sbinplasieral uauaav4uv ucuiiu'u vi II 110 UalU IUV UfDbl ID auu ouujo iiiuo stiver mooey, uuu reiuseu to give, them one cent of the prmium, to the w hole of which they were entitled. Many of tbe handa, of both parties, werevery much dissatisfied, and talked of bringing the matter before the Secreta ry of War. v.. : J f-l:i . j ' M VVhat I have stated, elr, can be aubstantiated hyj every citizen of Hrper's Ferry Now, j til ask, what will be done witb tbe premium1', amounting-to several biaodred dollars ? Who knowt but it may be used for electioneering pur poses. &c? Do yoa not think that tbe affair's of oar whole country have taken strange turns. I Burned to Deaf M On the! night of the 3 1st it!r.,in the wvestern part;! of this county, a man named William Kersey was so badly burned that he died a few days aftervyardsil 1 - I 1 fe a ! The deceased we understand was attendin? a constable's election, where, the day; being! cold. a log nre was built upon tne ground, spirits (perhaps in - the .form pt treatsy) circulated pretty freely," and Kersey became intoxicated.! Ey night fall, or a little after, tbe company dis- persed and left the nnfqrtunate deceased ; alone by the fire, which commjuaicated to his clothlog, burning it off, and litterally roasting htm alive He lingered three or foujr days before da'h end ed his sufferings. GreensWd' Patriot. -f 1 Steamboat Disaster. The Steam j Boat Hermitage, from Nashville for New Orljeans, on the 18th came in collision with the II ugh L. Wjnte, in tbe neighborhood of . be(lajf peth Shoals, and sunk rn about en fee wl ter. She was crowded with passengers, yet only one life that of a fireman was lost. j Jl vsejul Warning to Mon$mou$LiU ter fFnfera. We learn frbm jthe Ledger that, in the District Court of Pennsylvania, last week. John Havs brionght a edit a- gainst Joseph Baker for a libel.' which libel Consisted in an anonymous letter wtitt 4 third person, charging llas with d tten to ison- jest practices. The authorship, of the letter jbeing made out, the jory returdeda verdict for the plaintiff of ,490, 1 J !1 A'RiOH:MAN,-:-r:.-.i- .u- y Reader, how-much would make; a man rich? Or, with Low much Would you be ; satisfied !? f only ask for infornation. It may not be improp er, however; to premise, what w e very well know, that a man's detires after increase with jhis ac quisitions. A man sets oot in;Iife with the ide", i bat $20,000 wonld ba enough ! Ie is socress-' fol ; and what j theit? Why, neighbor B is worth $50,000 ; and fwh'J shoold jhe f br satisfied with less!? And so be , presses for wardnil he, also, can say, I. am as rich'as Mr. B. But, says he to himself, fifty js hot a half number -nair an nunoreo. vyeiii men, j must, by all means, labour labourraour till I am worth'a ruand one hundred homand dollars t BatReader, think you, that; A' vyould belsatfs fied with one hundred thousand dollars, perhaps he wobld aspirertoiorifr-Tniton fP-perbaps pie woiiiu laooor to oectimeas nenr ueraro : ny, more, not consider himself as fic, till he cOpld say that be owned riiffipna j All this premise ed, the reader is prepared for the following an ecdote : Some yeairs ago; Mr. Astpr, so well known as the great 'fur trade dealer, and fas be ing worth about $15,000,000 rrjet ! wih Mr. Cone, formerly Mayor of the city of New" York, when the following dialogue; in- pobstaoce, oc curred " y - h 'r : J ;h ' f ' - i I jdslor. 'Friend fCone, where have yoa been forsolorrg'aiime?;ii,v j ? -S - V .Ccne. ,la'Yii st-'youmeap' 'y Jlstur. 'Certainly in the : Merchant's money market 3L"'i ' ' ' -Cone. " Why; friend Astr, 1 3 hadrlaboured hard, and cleared $700,000 ;rind so; I thought I shoald be satisfied ! and I wound up - my con cerns and retired."' j ... '. - . . . Jlstor ' f Ma nding fpr some time aoMzedand ap parently at. a loss jwhat to say. at f length ex-, claimed : Vell well; frleruf Cone, I :;do jnoi se6. but that yoc maj, upon rc?c(on, t as well satisfied as though you were a rich iait P The reader will caake his own cvrnuient. i fc A NEGRO WITH THE BLtfES. . 1 say Sana Johning, what fof you lock so sober dis mornia? lYvu most) usually pliers a afiln, but now yo face looks asglooojefied and brack as di last spell of wedda.'4 - -M vVbj,chiWI feels bad lee ght whatda t- t I I NO. 30-i-VOLUME, YIU. 5 ( i t 1 white fokes calls de bloos and do was sort at dat data what 1 has," Pete Gumbo. : - n ' Dat what you caUem Sam ? De bloos de real indigo bloos ?' " Darea where you corner dis child Sam; you's ahead ob mej dis time. Now if it djn'i make notenal difference: to you, I'd just like to near yoa explaimfy wat dis bloos is" , ? . ! " VV by, wy, Pete, you don't no notm. I tort you'd; more ,' qnaintauce widdefiosify ob de hu man nater. Well, you see. When a man's crut de bloos, be looks fortatd into the common foouo rity jest at he was gwtna to draw a blank in the big lottery he feels like as if all the delightsum prizes in dis low down scene hadn't single num ber on em When he gets up in the morn m' ne leeta oad, and wnen he ffoes to bed at niffhl he feels wusser. He links dat his body is made 'of ice kreatn, all cent his heart:, and dafa a piece ob lead io le middle. All sorts ob sights are bobber in j round, and red monkeys is buzzing about bis ears t Uar, dem s w hat I cot now. and dem's what I calls de bloos, iHow you like to :hab 'em Pete ?" .vr. " Tank you, Sara, dis child don't wis h for none, not if aeon's de 6ort.' v I From Jhe New York Evening Star!, "THE MARRIED MAN'S EYE." Here is an admirable etbry under this ti tie, in the -luLKnickerbocker, which we venture to predict will find its way into ev ery corner of the Union How the ladies; youog and old, will chuck el over it ! And bow husbands, young and old, and those who are going to he husbands fand wtveir, will ponder over it! It now only Remains, for some bachelor (and that, we understand, has been done, and well done for the K.) to give us " The JSIarried ffomans Eys but to the story. 'Uncle Andovcr1 is an old bachelor, who has never been married, because he has always seen husbands, even the bestr scourge tboir wives with the eye;' and for jhe same reason he advises a young nephew not to marry, it he can't do better; and they finally sally out on a walk, to test tbe truth of his objections. Their first 'call 13 on a happy bride and' groom, before the honey moon is over. I The new ly-married couple were sitting together very lovingfyand every thing around them was bndc-hke and comfurtahle , They jumped up quickly to welcome us, for my uncle, as I said, was a general favorite He praised every thing over again : eveu the ug ly clock on the mantel-piece had bis k'md notice. j ' 'Yes I knew you would like it,' said the lively little lady, 'but James does not think it suitable for this small room, j It is rather large, to be sure; but tbco bronze is so much more fashionable than gold, tarn sorry now since he dislikes it so much, that I did not take the gilt one; but, Mr. Ando ver,bow could I tell,then,tbat ho preferred tho gilt one? Then, be thought as I thought, and as I uniformly preferred the bronze clock,why he was only too happy to approve; was you not, James ? I nevor heard, then, of his dislike to this poor clock ; but a mqnth after marriage makes a great differ ence, you know, Mr. Andover.' While she was laughing out gaily, in the pride and joy of a young bride's heart, Orms- by was trying to catch ber eye. I saw that her prattlo diseonverned him, aid he want ed to stop her; but she ran on, and my un cle listened with as much glee & innocence as herself Ornbsby walked acrprathe room, so as to get in front of her, under pretence of poshing the clock straight. ! 'I believe James is satisfied with all my purchasefwjajd she, 'but that foolish clock ; and if I could I would change it, yet, for the gold one. W hy only a little before you came in "v ' Her busband caught her eye this time, and his lock quelled her ; for her laugh and her joy eusness -were at an end. one was puzzled to know , why her little nonsense was taken amtS3 now. when it was always so oleasantlv listened tobefore her ' mar riage. This was evidently the first stroke of the married man's eve. It embarrased her ; she cast a timed glance at her husband and was silent. if " Did you see the fellow's eye r' asked my uncie, wnen on our way to me ni wuse Now the poor child said nothing amiss she was only a little bridish. Ormsby did not like the exposure it showed he bad struck1 the false colors of courtship, and bad nailed up the red stern flig to the cnast head. Men are all alike, Leo. Tbey proceed with their calls upon the clergyman, the physician, the merchant, the manufacturer, and in all with various but perfectly jiatoral circumstances, they trace the workings of 'The Married Man's Eye' The young nephew is about yielding the poiet, as invariable fact. You see,' said ray uncle, Mbat it runs through all ranks and degrees; and if every one would keepi a ood look out, as you and I have done to-day, the married m-m's eye would be seen in every bouse. It is so commons thing, that it is never noticed. Ins looked upon as a part of the marriage ceremonyor rather as having been engraft ed upon a man in consequence of the cere mony.' , Yes! I shall now be for ever watching the married man's eye; but just for fun's sake1; if yon are not too tired, let us go down into ibis oyster-cellar, and see what kind of eye old Cato has. hear the pan going, bis'wifisfryingytrRv..-. - r. "'His eye will '.work; too. depend npon HP said my ancle, with a lemile, he will quell her he' will quell htr !' t But no sucb tbtng. To our tmazemertt his eye never shot an angry "lanr r. poor, heated tired, woman, dcir ! r as nine wives out of ten always ilc. oear uncle was quite 'put oiit' about i!, ne was loath to admit tint il.o n.u : hold good with all men. We zz half an hour, seated on a clean Lenc!), : tbe doot-way, chatting trith the old tr. ,n woman who, tn the time dispensed tr o ; full of ojsicrs, nicely filed to thc:r c: . ers. " - . My uncle," as I thought, made savrrrl foru to provoke a shot from the eye Vf Cato; but it made no impression". 1 t him that I suspected he wa3 playing f but he denied it, though he said if the f ! could be ; obtained, it would not r; whether it was' provoked, or whet! r came natufally. It. was the prcr.cr ; make use of the eye the authority i f i married ; nan'i eye that he reLc'.L ' gainst. ; -K -r ; But no tinlocky word or deed frr; Dinah had any efiVct upon her hvil lim, bleared eyes. fMy undo now i to talk,' first to Uati and then in 7! who was now preparing a third pan ci c lers. t 'I Vill show lyoo Calo's eye r said my unele.Y'Iduabl it,' IrepJie !. i -Howmany'childreo have you Cue. used to see four or five olavmrr ahr;-.i .... .-...wo . a year orjwo ago," and now I only see i little girl who carried out the oystr rs ' VVe;hayet)ine; rnassa Aodover. z- : doing pretty well.'ceptjn' Clarissy. ' her good husbahd.poof thingl So I i ' .'. Dinah to let her. and de tree children cj Dat little girl is her oldest child.' ' 'This comes very hard upon yon C; : mnst cli my sister to look into it. Tanky, massa, Tanky; but it h net mejo complaihfonly, Dinah my poor man, I tell Ker ahe will fry her eyes out. have notbin to do but to sit still fa :; Hime and open .oysters; but tank G 1 itavea great run, massa; and Dinah, no. can please de customers so well r.- r massal Den, wen I bave taken out sheHsl does nothin' but go about and Y myself in de garden.iean over do v, r r. and get lings cheap. But it comes ! uaru un my poor woman cere; ana i cast a tender, human glance at his wife, I ing just finished her oysters and was s . . . m l w them in a plate. , , l: Mvf uncle looked at me from the r- of bis eye," to see if I had observed th man s. 1 saw it,' eaiu .1, 'it was r. t ; worth a guinea.' ! 1 in amoraent uinan stooaoe;ore r.r, v a tray, on whjch were two 'plates, each r taining six of the finest oysters I ever . A little table : was "placed between i which was a onnnr whitp. rlnth. hrrj;!. r les, rocatard, pepper and salt. ooe uirneu asioe to iook at uatc: c: us.-. i r i - rm - what a delighted eye the affectionate : band cast on her! He fairly mUled iuu3 wiiu un at iuis iuarK oi autiu. us. "Dai's it.: Dinah- rlaiV it i. nnn didn't I tinkob dis too? ilut she is u 9 W . , W ------ beforehand wid me, massa bachehr A: ver. I link women aw oilers cutte r men in such tings; but when it comes t pen wjrfficiB, ucu wc urai cut i iii; j j ucver ciinu ii. u nan.-, wonan. Cato, when" the. poor soul, in her l.r '. hand my uncle a gla$3 of water, k tier!, r ver the mustardcup, the contents oC . ' ran on his boots; 'neber mind it, old r; Riasaa ilont nara.'fnr fMn'cnnn nr!i'!i up again, -and I'll buy you another must cup' y.;v.y--y a cle, 'and here aire two said I, for not r ing an angry look at your wife, rhe knocked the cop over ' He look mad at rue?' said honest I) 'Lackv! .whr. ironnff mitssa. f?Atn i " J -m J . B - " looked mad at me once in his life, 3 I remember. " f; - v , y 'Well who would ha vis thou'- iir my crest fallen jncle, as we leti the lar. 'I must own that I tried hard, first going off .o p:ovoke his eye to d accustomed duty. . The Lessons of thisstory nre of the description; and its'.truth to nature tt be doubted. . t :- Running' 'aicay tcilh on Heiress TI e York Whig gives thY following rumantis dent : ... - Vr ' : . . . ,:- -r - - . . . hoisecarrrage containing & fady and jn.ii. was observed in Third Avenue, pruct-eohr wards, bat at soch' a pace as to excite no t ityScireeJyhoweyer, bad tbe carrisz to leave Tenth street t ha n a genfhun, high state of excitement, and mounted en .: erfer bayhorse, came . up, riding: forioir 1 j Having made a brief enquiry relative tot.1.' ty in the carriage, aud learned they wer. u distance in advance of him, datled cTa speed. ;T wo gentlemen in surprise f , until' they reached: Seveotet nth streft, they found the dismounted hurpeman lyi: the road side, in a state of insciihi.'ity, tnan and a woman chafing his i'empte, -c- ! bing his bandi in order to restore him '11 fortunate gentleman had received a severe T wilh a heavy- blunt inrumeut, on the ? ihe head, and the tbumtr of h'S riht t.z: br-kan a heavy clab was lying on the i Tha man inrt nomin via nistiunpd at tbey had perceived thecarriage driving c i npid rate, and the single gentleman in j and the moment the latter came op with t hicK he struck at one of tfit parties v;it!.i . a club The gfntlpn.an ln' the C3rr; itnaped a pistol in the face of the tidr ' mi?sed fire, whereupon ' he I jompfd nzi carriage, anJ al'the same instant, the sprang lo the ground and grappled with l The parties struggled fiercely with ei er for aboot half a minute, but the aicg'i oing by much the largest and most r man flung his opTworot to the ground, a: his knee upon hts breast, aod was ,rjn;ri, tobeal hiui violently upxin the face with c! ed hand, whenrcuddeolx Ihe-ladv threu : out uf the carrite-iand.havtng seized t! which -had faTlen'from the horsea-so's she dealt hts horse a tremendous t!r caused him to dash off like wad in tha t: , t of the citv. She then advanced opon ih ghng parties, and struck at me neau ti r pursuer, out ne parrieomr oiuw nuu -hand, thereby receiving tha inJry h tis t' 5 -

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