PAC-E FOu& THE STATE PORT PILOT Southport, N. G. PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY JAMES M. HARPER, JR., Editor Mastered a* aecond-claM natter April 20, 1028, the Poet Office at Southport N. C., under the act of March 3, 1870. Subscription Rates ONE STEAK |1. MIX MONTHS : 1. THREE MONTHS .' Wednesday, April 12, 1930 Too many funny jokes are funny onl to those who are playing them. A nuisance is the last person in th world to suspect what lie is. Personality is what permits a person t make you feel like you are doing him favor to allow him to do a favor for yoi Boys having a way of wanting to exce ?even if its in being recognized as th toughest kid in town. Proceeding on the theory that silenc is golden, it's amazing what spendthrift some people are. One reason why modern kids are so i behaved is .that parents place too muc emphasis upon display and too little eir phasis upon dicipline. Two is company but three is 110 crow when ghost stories are being told. Faster Music The annual observance of Easter her Sunday was marked by beautiful pre grams of special music presented at eac church, white and colored, in Southporl Days and weeks went into the specia preparation of these sen-ices and the lai ge congregations apparently were deepl impressed with the solemnity of the cele bration. Beginning with the anthems of the col ored choristers who traveled about th city before the dawn and continuing t the last amen' at the evening sendee the anniversary of the resurrection of th Christ was celebrated with beauty an reverence. It seems to us that in our country a j least religious worship at Easter time ha remained purer in its concept than an j' other of our special celebrations. I One Hundred Percent We finally accomplished an ambitio of three years standing last week whe we had a column of news from each c the five consolidated schools of Brum wick county. Several times we have had four co I umns in one issue, and frequently w have as many as three schools represei ted; but a grand slam is what we'v wanted. It has been our contention all alon that a school column is good for the reai er interest of our newspaper, but is sti better for the interest of the schools. ! anything worthwhile is being accon plished, the parents and patrons shoul know it. A review of the columns of last wee will afford a fair idea of just what good school report should be, for eac presented a running resume of the week activities. Our readers can help keep these fei tures in the paper by commenting to th principals, the teachers and the student ?But This Is Not The Case .. I At the risk of being branded callous t beauty and indifferent to nature we di agree with our friend, The Star-New that the river road be improved, but r main forever unpaved. If narrow, winding roads were sal and there were no such thing as dust; there existed in the mind of the averag motorist no prejudice against travel c dirt road?no matter "how good that pa ticular road might be; if improvement < the river road were contemplated on for local convenience and not with tl idea of drawing into this section thou ands of persons who are oblivious to i historical significance: If all this were true, we'd be the fir to plead the cause of the shaded drh where beauty lurks at every bend; we resent the decree of highway enginee that trees too close beside the road mu ~ go; we'd defend to the last retention of the picturesque crossing over Orton dam - and we'd fig-tit forever to protect the romantic beauty of the river road. ~ Bt Conflict Remote ? Europe's guns are poised?the stage is 50 set for war. Yet it is a war which now bo ; seems less likely than in September at 78 Munich. -I England has reversed her policy. Con! ciliatory policies having failed of their purpose in preventing open agression, Britain has taken a sterner hand in world affairs. Had that policy been adopted earlierj in the game, Czechoslovakia, Austria, and ' Memel would doubtless today have been places on the maps rather than something to read about in history. V Dictators know no conciliation?diplomacy is something about which they have heard little or nothing. Their policy is one 0 of scare and fright; the old theory might, | makes right. Yet they will perhaps think twice now ibefore they buck a determined and belli-! ?;gerent Britain and France, who won't a back down. ' The democracies have made it clear that there will be no more sacrifices. Hitler and Mussolini must lie stopped. e Yet war today seems more far removed than if has any time within the past six months. e 1 ilil One Detail II (News & Observer) hi "Today, within the land under Japan ? .. T>1, TI Tnrlrl I'SL UCl'lll'UUUIl, Wl.v.i XJI . n ttitvi II. W mm?m surgeon, returned from China, "there is not a single college or high school left of I the splendid institutions which had been d j developed." What Dr. Judd says may be entirely [ true. The best propaganda on both sides of a quarrel always is. But it is also true j that the Japanese have a better record in the elimination of illiteracy than the e Americans have. That may not be perfec( tion but it is something. t National Marriage j Law Sorely Needed y While the marriage law which the ' General Assembly enacted in the dying moments of the 1939 session last week, embodies an excellent theory, in the last e analysis we doubt that it will work to the 0 best advantage of people of Brunswick county as a whole. e Requiring couples applying for marri^ age licenses to submit to a physical examination to determine whether or not t they are free from venereaf disease, on s the surface seems highly commendable y action on the part of the Assembly, and certainly there can be no denial that such a law should be in force. But at the same time there is nothing to prevent a couple denied licenses in n North Carolina from slipping across the n border into South Carolina and being if married. No, a marriage law of this kind 5. should, as C. C. Russ, Brunswick i/? . i _ .Ti. ^.. ? i_ i i. i wenare omcer nas onen puimeu uui, nu |. national in scope and application. e South Carolina has never had as styict marriage laws as we have in this state. e Most of the child marriages which furnish the problems for welfare workers in Brunswick county originate in our sister , Palmetto state. lj Therefore, we forsee greater injury to .. our own peculiar situation than there will be good accomplished. Because, driving the couples from North Carolina, where heretofore they were at least required to j. swear that they were free from venereal disease, to South Carolina where unscrupulous magistrates often marry 12 and 13, year-old girls to doddering old men, cers tainly does not seem like a progressive step. If, on the other hand, the law was natie ional in scope then some real good could S- be accomplished. After all, you'd rather somebody put a bug in your ear than in your head. ;o . s- Persons who haven't got any grit in s, their craw now are those who didn't vene ture out Thursday afternoon. fe Just because some people are highhat is certainly no sign that they've had 'e the proper raising, in r" A ruler is a measuring stick, but at the 31 ly same time it can be a man holding a big ie stick, sAny old soak is the most promising citizen of his community when the bill st collector comes around. re 'd Our idea of an ignorant Amei'ican is rs one who thinks a farfetched story is one st which came from Europe. THE STATE PORT PILC Just Among j The Fishermen ; SALVAGE A STURGEON Thursday afternoon brought considerable high winds and rough water. A four hundred-pound sturgeon with no pilot on board ran aground, or was beaten ashore, in Southport just as the Bell Telephone construction crew freni j Raleigh were coming in from their day's work. Three of the boys. D. D. Kit-ley, Cotton Lackey and Robert Pitchford, got a haw- i ser around the critically injured fish and got him ashore. All of I the above boys are from the Piedmont part of the state. To them , this 100 pounder was some fish. | ITCHING FINGERS, SAYS HE j A great many Norfolk sportsmen have their fingers itching hadly to make a strike In the Soutliport waters, so writes E. K. Glennan of Norfolk to the Southport Civic Club. Since Christmas Mr. j Glennan has written the club three times to ask what hope was being held out for fishing. Each time the club has put him off, as the (mats were busy with shrimping and few were Inclined to sport fishing just yet. To the latest inquiry, however, Mr. Glennan and the other Norfolk sportsmen and sportsmen in general are being told to come on. The blue fish and trout are here and there are plenty of huge red drum running on the point of Bald Head Island. BFYS NEW BOATS Skipper Bill Wells of the Wells Brothers has bought a couple of large new boats in Florida and he left Sunday with crews to bring them home. The craft will be used for commercial fishing and pleasure parties. They are large enough to be termed seagoing craft and will probably be heard from in operations on the Gulf Stream out from Southport. | TIME FOR SPORT FISHING The time is here for sport fishing parties to begin flock in# to Southport in great numbers, and to make catches that will please them and create a resolve that they return many, many more times. Here's hoping that each and every boatman who carries out a party from Southport this year will do his utmost to please and satisfy his guests. Treating the parties right is a great way to build up friends for the Southport fishing. WILL HELP BOATMEN Although he will have a yacht and a few boats of his own, the development of Bald Head Island} ! will be a great help to Southport fishermen. At least Prank Sherrill believes that it will. He plans to employ Southport's men for his boats and to see that Southport boats are called for by guests on the island who are bent on going on fishing expeditions. It is not time yet to apply for jobs with Mr. Sherrill, but our boatmen may rest assured that they will be called on when the time does come. AWAITS ADJOURNMENT Clark Awaiting Adjournment Congressman J. Bayard Clark wrote us the past week that just as sobn as Congress adjourned he Is coming down and going fishing with us on Bald Head Island. The Congressman likes things over there. Likewise, we are of nv nn/it Jr? rr \f O inr I .NIF| I IN I A|NVI..lh I'Wgi" George W. Gillette to come down from the U. S, Engineers office in Wilmington with his family for a weekend on the island in the near future. Major Gillette is looked upon by Southporters as the most congenial and considerate army engineer that has ever been in charge of the Wilmington office. GHOSTS VERY FRIENDLY The ghosts of the three headless pirates who roam Bald Head Island are very friendly to this department and the Southport fishermen need not have any fear . of fishing around the island at night as usual. The ghosts have never hurt anyone. They are only seeking for Theodesia Burr and she is very elusive, as elusive as she Is beautiful. It can be depended upon that she will not bother any of the Southport fishermen, no more than will the three headless pirates. BOTANY~BUG HUNTERS Our big bunch of Ohio hug hunters will arrive in another ten days. They will he wearing pants, slacks, skirts and, what have you on? They will spend a week on Bald Head, looking for bugs and chasing plants. It Is Just possible that they may accldently dig up some of the gold that the pirates buried over there. If they do, we hope they will divT, SOUTHPORT, N. C. ' OPEN FORUM A column dedicated to opinions of the public. A mouthpiece for the views and observations of our friends and readers, for which we accept no responsibility. Contributions to this column must not exceed three hundred words. Editor, State Port Pilot, Southport, N. C. Dear Mr. Editor:? We wish to nominate one of j your last week's headlines for the J prize boner of this year. Imagine "Triangular Debates Held Be-1 tween Three Schools"! Tsh tsh. j Yours for more concentration on headlines, A loyal reader. DEFENDS ACTION Shallotte, N. C? April 11, 1999. Editor, State Port Pilot. i Southport. N. O., Dear Sir: The 1999 Legislature has adjourned. One year ago T was n candidate for representative. My only promise was to introduce local legislation only that was approved by local authorities. I have kept that promise. In local matters that were not contested I accepted the decision of the county commissioners as sufficient. When it came to that much discussed matter of extending to terms of the county officers, I held that the Democratic Executive Committee should decide that: matter. There was a meeting of a few citizens at Southport: Those present voted in favor of the extension. I told them that I did not feel iustified to act upon the decision of that group as they j had no more authority than some j other group of citizens. Sometime later nine and one proxy of the Democratic Executive Committee met and voted against the extensions. The next week five of the committee wired me that they were not present at that meeting and were in fa-, vor of the extensions. I asked for another meeting of the committee and was not granted my request. The following week ten of the Democratic Executive Committee together with the vice chairman petitioned me to make the extensions. I believe in majority rule regardless of where the chips fall. Allow me to say to my good Republican friends that if you condem these extensions, you will be condemning the thing that practically all of your representation did or tried to do for their respective counties. Yours truly, Cornelius Thomas. PAVE THE ROAD Editor, State Port Pilot: Southport, N. C. Dear Editor, We have noted with interest and approval your advocacy of an improved hard surface road from Southport to the Brunswick River Bridge .along what is now known as the River Road. Also with interest, but for from being received with approval, was an editorial suggestion in the Wilmington Star of Friday, April 7th. The Star thinks the River Road should be improved, but that it should remain a dirt road for the benefit of horses and mules. Churchill Bragaw, horticulturist at Orton .tells me that more than 7,000 tourists have visited Orton this spring. Filling station operators all the way from Shallotte to Wilmington also tell me innumerable cars bound for Orton had asked directions and then turned back when they find they have to travel 8 or 10 miles rtf Hirl rnnrl. We grant that the road from i Southport through Orton to Wil-' mington is in fine condition. Still i it is a dirt road. The average j motorist has a none-too-good acquaintance with dirt roads. We know that hundreds of cars bound for Orton have turned back. We do not know how many never started just because they learned in advance of the 8 or 10 miles of dirt roads. Orton is distinctly a meca for tourists. The average saddle horse has a range of five or six miles and return. There may be four or five saddle horses on the River Road between here and Wilmington and it is a little too much that this beautiful tourist attraction should be neglected for the express benefit of half a dozen saddle nags. Another thing, we will wager every cent we have that if Orton were in New Hanover county, instead of Brunswick, The Star would be wailing like a banshee at the injustice New Hanover was being subjected to at the hands of the State Highway Commission. The Star, which speaks for New Hanover, would be calling upon high-Heaven for a 40-foot paved road, if Orton were in New Hanover. W. B. Keziah, Executive Secretary Souths port Civic Club. last week when L. W. Clemmons of Southport brought us an oyster that was a clam. A perfect clam and a perfect oyster, joined together so perfectly that even a magnifying glass could not reveal where the shell of one of the bivalves | ended and the other began. It Was a perfect union. f VVEDNE 5D ^V,APp^ EWS_^ ! Watts and others swear rePeiousiy "^Hsp that they have lieen chased t.y water.*,' are the seasons for salt wui.-t ilSt, >?w I fresh water. They often v?i. up a v.! I water and when it is dropp, Ul|ar _ i rains bull-frogs! . . . "Hold Tl.ut r0 r held at the A mum for a two day amusement, starring toh, M Weaver. W SL rue And if you look closely y.ut will sl.Vl Hft' ft*1 | self in the movies the latter part ?r [)y^K^ It's James Johnon, not CMy.i. M,c?y B^pol j at Lake Waccamaw this suinm.r will he looking for a new an ml muster ... I Claude McCall. present leader retip. , 10 foU tin value whip in sales m <> NOT EXACTLY N Good evening:, Mr. and Mrs. Brunswick and all shrimp boats at sea. Let's go to press. FLASH: Doris' fancy fandango of swinging on the shining * slivers of mahogany was a jam-up 'jam session.' . . . FLASH: The New York Giants' baseball club Will wear the insignia of the World's Fair on the sleeves of their new uniforms . . . The Friday nite, boxing card was a fare-you-wel! in more ways than one . . SEEING THTNGS: .1. ('. Wilkins, linguist extraordinary and gentleman-atleisure, is a whiz at cross-words . . . 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