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Cronotlmyrlionpihoto. 1VTn?VynnVM i tni.hi' reprints of ancient 1 1 titvu aj.vm. j .ena lor i reo prosiernn 'mtaininusim-iiueu pages, illustrations, etc. fcVM REV. DR. TALMaGE. THK BROOKLYN DIVINE'S SUN DAY SERMON. Subject: "Laughter" Tkxt: "Thpn was our mouth filled with laughter." rsalm cxxvl., 2. that sit- tetn in the heaven Rhnll lannh ioi. 11 . -1. v u , A aniLU llifrty-elht times does tha Biblo make rererence to this configuration of tho fea tnres and quick expulsion of bfeath which we call lancrhter. Sometimes It Is born of tne sunshine and sometimes the midnight, bometlmes it stirs the sympathy of ansrels u or"ftitn3 tho cachinnation of devils. AU healthy people laucrh. Whether it pleases tha Lord or displeases Him, that de pends upon when we lau?h and at what we linf$ , My theme to-day is the laughter of the Bible namely. Sarah's laugh, or that of skepticism ; David s laugh, or that of spirit ual exultation ; the fool's laugh, or that of sinful merriment; Go l's laugh, or that of infinite condemnation ; heaven's laugh, or that of eternal triumph. Scene an oriental tent. Tho occupants, old Abraham and Sarah, perhaps wrinkled and decrepit. Their three guests are three angels, tho Lord Almighty one of them. In return for the hospitality shown by the oi l peoplo Go 1 promises Sarah that she shall become the ancstresi of the Lor I Jesus Christ. Sarah laughs in the facn of God. bhe does not believe it. She Is affrighted at what sho has done. She denies it. Rhe says, "I did not laugh ." Then God retorted with nn emphasis that silenced all disputa tion. "But thou didst laugh." My friends, the laugh of skepticism iu all ages is only the echo of S irah's laughter. Goi says He will accomplish a thing, ani men siy it can not bo done. A great multitude laugh at the miracles. They siy they are contrary to the laws of nature. What in a law of nature? It Is Go I s way of doing a thing. You or dinarily cross a river at oni ferry. To-morrow you change, for one day, and you go across another ferry. You mad the rule. Have you not the right to change it?- You ordinarily come in at that door of the church. Suppose that next Sabbath you coma in nt ih other door. It is a habit you have, nave you not a right to change your habit' A law of nature is God's habit His way of doing things. If He makes the law. has He not a right to change it at any timo He wants to change it? Alas ! for the fo'ly of those who laugh nt God when He says. "I will do a thing," they responding, "You can't do it." God says that tho Bible is true it is ail true. Bishop Colenso laughs, Herbert Spencer laughs, Stuart Mill laughs, great German universities laugh, Harvard laughs softly. A great many of the learned institutions, with long rov3 of professors seated on the fence between Christianity and infidelity, laugh softly. They say, "We didn't laugh." That was Sarah's trick. God thunders from tho heavens. "But thou didst laugh!" The garden of E lea was only a fable. There never was any nrA built, or if it was built it was too small to have two of every kind. The pillar of fire by night was only the northern lights, the ten plagues of Egypt only a brilliant specimen of jugglery. The sea parted because the wind blew violently a groat while from one direction. Tho sun and moon did not put themselves out of the way for Joshua. Jacob's ladder was only horizontal and picturesque clouds. The de stroying nngcl smiting tho firstborn In Egypt was only cholera infantum bveome epidemic. The gullet of the whale, by positive measurement, too small to swallow a prophet. The story of the immaculate conception a shock to nil deoency. The lame, the dumb, the blind, tho halt, cured by mere human surgery. The resurrection of Christ's friend only a beautiful tablenu, Christ and Lazarus ani Mary and Martha acting their parts well. My friends, there is not a doctrine or statement of God's holy word that has not been derided by the skepticism of tho daj I take up this liook of King James's trans lation. I consider it a perfect Bible, but here are skeptics who want it torn to pieces. And now, with this Bible in my hand, let mo tear out nil those portions which the skepticism of this day demands shall be torn out. What shall go first V "Well." says some one in the audience, "take out all that about the creation and about the first settlement of tho world." Away goes Genesis. "Now," says some one, "take out all that about the miraculous guidance of the children of Israel in the wilderness." Away goes Exodus. "Now," savs some one else in the audience, "there aro things in Deuteronomy and Kings that are not fit to be road." Away go Deuteronomy and the Kings. "Now," says some one, "the book ot Job is a fable that ought to comi out." Away goes the book of Job. "Now," says some one, "those pass ages in tha New Testament which imply the divinity of Jesus Christ ought to come out." Away go tho Evangelists. "Now," says some one. "the book of Revelation how preposterous ! It represents a man with the moon under his feet and a Bharp sword in his hanl." Away goes the book of Revela tion. Now there are a few pieces left. What shall we do with tnem? "Oh," says ssme man in the audience, "I don't believe a word in tho Biblo from one end to the oth er." Well, it is all gone. Now j-ou have put out the last light for the nations. Now it is the pitch darkness ot eternal midnight. How do you like it? But I think, my friends, wo had better keep the Bible a little longer intact. It has done pretty well for a good many years. Then there are old people who find it a com fort to have it on their laps, and children like tho stories in it. Let us keep it for a curiosity anyhow. If the Bible i3 to bo thrown out of the school and out of the courtroom, so that men no more swoar by it, and it is to be put in a dark corridor of th9 city library, the Koran on one side and the writings of Confucius on the other, then let us each one keep a copy for himself, for we might have trouble, and we would want to be under the delusions ot its consolations, and we might die, and we would want the delusion of tho exalted residence of God's right hand, which it mentions. Oh, what an awful thing it is to laugh in God's face and hurl His Revelation back nt Him ! After awhile the day will come when they will say they did not laugh. Then all the hyper criticisrrs, all the caricatures and all the learned sneers in the quarterly reviews will be brought to judgment, and amid the rock ing of everything beneath an I nmid the flaming of everything above God will thun der, "But thou didst laugh !" I think the most fascinating laughter at Christianity I ever remember was a man in New England. He made the word of Go l seem ridiculous, and he laughed on nt our holy religion until he came to die, and then he said: "My life has been a failure a failure domestically. I have no children. A failure socially, for I am treated in the streets like a pirate. A failure professionally because I know but one minister that has adopted my sentiments." For a quarter of a century he laughed at Christianity, and ever since Christianity has been laugmng at mm. .now, it is a mean thing to go into a man's house and steal his goods, but I tell you the most gigantic bur glary ever invented is the proposition to steal these treasurers of our ho'y religion. The meanest laughter ever uttered Is the laugh of the skeptic. The next laughter mentioned in the Bible i3 David's laughter, or the expression of spiritual exultation. "Then was our mouth filled with laughter." He got very much down sometimes, but there are other chap ters where for four or five times be calls upon the people to praise and exult. It was not a mere twitch of the lips it was a demonstra tion that took hold ot his whole physical na ture. "Then was our mouth filled with laughter." My friends, this world will never be converted to God until Christians cry less nni laugh and sing more. Tho horrors are a poor bait. If people are to bo persuaded to adopt our holy religion, it will be because they have made up their minds it is a happy religion. They don't like a morbid Chris tianity. I know there are morbid peerdewho fjTjA f1lQ6ra, "hey come early to" see the iriends take leave of the corpse, and they steal a ride to theoemeteryj but all healthy people enjoy a wedding better than theydd abtirial. j Z j01? ntAk ih6 reHsdon of Christ sepriichfal and hearsellkei and you j make it repulsive t say plant the rose bf i bharori along the. church walks and columbine to clamber over the church wall, and have a smile on the Hp. and have the mouth filled With holy laughter. There Is ?i? mun ,n the worl1 except the Christian, that has a fight to feel an lintrammeied glee. He Is promised everything fs to bd for the best here, and he is on the way to a delight which will take all the processions with palm branches and all tho orchestras harped and Cymbaled and trumpeted to express. "Oh." you say. 'I have so much trouble." H ive you more.troublethau Paul had? What doe3 he siy 7 'Sorrowful, yet always rejoicing. 1 oor, vet making many rich. Having noth ing, yet possessing all things." The merriest laugh I think I have ever heard has beon in the sickroom of God's doar children. When Theodosius was pat upon the rack, he suf fere 1 very great torture at the drat. Somebody asked him how he endured all that pain on the rack. He replied "When I was first put on the rack, I suffered a great deal, but very soon a young man in white stool by my side, and with a soft and com fortable handkerchief he wipe! the sweat from my brow, and my pains were relieved. It was a punishment for mo to got from the rack, because when the pain was all gone the angel was gone." Oh. rejoice evermore ! You know how it is In the army an army in encampment. If. to-day news comes that our side has had a defeat, and to-morrow another portion of the tidings comes, say ing we have had another defeat, it demoral izes all the host. But if the news comes of victory to-day and victory to-morrow the whole army is impassions i for the contest. Now, in the kingdom of our Lord Jesus Christ report fewer defeats tells us the vic toriesvictory over sin and death and hell. Rejoice evermore, and again I say rejoice. I believe there Is more religion in a laugh than in a groan. Anybody can groin, but to laugh in the midst of banishment and persecution and indescribable trial, that re quired a David, a Daniel, a Paul, a modern heroine. The next laughter mentioned in the Bible that I shall speak of is the fool's laughter, or the expression ot sinful merriment. Solomon was very quick at simile. When he makes a comparison, we all catch it. What is the laughter of a fool like? He says. "It is the crackling of thorns under a pot." The ket tle is swung, a bunch of brambles is put un der it, and the torch is applied to it, and there is a great noise, and a big blaze, and a sputter and a quick extinguishment. Then it is darker than it was before. Fool's laugh ter. The most miserable thing on earth is a bad man's fun. There they are ten men in a barroom. They have at home wives, mothers, daughters. ' The impure jest starts at one corner of the barroom, and crackle, crackle, crackle it goes all around. In 500 such guffaws thero is not one item of happi ness. They all feel bemeaned if they have any conscience left. Have nothing to do with men or women who tell immoral stories. I have no confidence either in their Chris tian character or their morality. So all merriment that springs out of the defects of others caricature of a lame foot, or a curved spine, or a blind eye, or a deaf ear will be met with the judgment of God, either upon you or upon your children. Twenty years ago I knew a man who was particularly skillful in imitating the lame ness of a neighbor. Not long ago a son of the skillful mimio had his leg amputated for the very defect which his father had mimicked years before. I do not say it was a judgment of God. I leave you to make your own inference. So all merriment born of dissipation, that which starts at the counter of the drinking restaurant or the wineglass in the home circle, tho maullin simper, the meaningless joke, the saturnallan gibberish, the paroxysm ot mirth about noth ing which you sometimes see in the fashion able clubroom or the exquisite parlor at twelve o'clock nt night, are the crackling of thorns under a pot. Such laughter and such sin end in death. When I was a lad, a book came out entitled, "Dow Junior's Patent Sermons." It made a great stir, a very wide laugh, all over tho country, that book did. It was a caricature of tha Christian ministry, and of the word of God, and of tho day of judgment. Oh, we had a great laugh I Tho commentary on the whole thing is that tho author of that book died in poverty, shame, deb iuchery, kicked out of society and cursed of Almighty God. The laughter of such men is the echo of their own damnation. The next laughter that I shall mention as being in the Bible is the laugh of God's con demnation, "He that sittetb in the heavens shall laugh." Again, "The Lord will laugn at him." Again, "I will laugh at his calam ity." With such demonstration will Goi greet every kind of great sin and wicked ness. But men build up villainies higher and higher. Good men almost pity God be cause He is so schemed against by men. Suddenly a pin drops out of the machinery of wickedness or a secret is revealed, and the foundation begins to rock. Finally the wholo thing is demolished. What is the matter? I will tell you what the matter is. That crash of ruin is only the reverberation of God's laughter. In the money market there are a great many gool men and a great many fraudulent men. A fraudulent man there says, "I mean to have my mil lion." He goes to work reckless of hon esty, nnl he gets his first $100,000. He gets after awhile his $200,003. After awhile ho gets his $500,000. "Now," he says, "I have only one more move to make, and I shall have my million." He gathers up all his resources. He makes that one last grand mov;, he fails and loses nil, and he has not enough money of his own left to pay the cost oT the ear to his home. People can not understand this spasmodic revulsion. Some said it was a sudden turn in Erie Rail way stock, or in Western Union, or in Illi nois Central ; some said one thing and some another. They all guessed wrong. I will tell you what it was. "He that sitteth in the heavens laughed." A man in New York said he would be the richest man in the city. He left his honest work as a mechanic and got into the city councils some way and in ten years stole $15,003,000 from the city govern niert. Fifteen million dollars ! He held the Legislature of the State of New York in the grip of his right hand. Suspicions were aroused. The granl jury presented indict ments. The whole land stoo I aghast. The man who expected to put half the city in his vest pocket goes to Blackwell's Island, goes to Lu ilow street Jail, breaks prison and goes across the sea, is rearrested and brought bnck and again remandel to jail. Why? "He that sitteth in the heavens laughed." Rome was a great empire. She had Horace and Virgil among her poets ; she had Augus tus and Constantino nmong her emperors. But what mean the defaced Pantheon, an I the Forum turned into a cattle market, and the broken walled Coliseum, and the archi tectural skeleton of her great aquelucts? What was that thunder? "Oh." you say. 'that was the roar of the battering rams against her walls." No. What was that quiver? "Ob," you say, "that was the tramp ot hostile legions."' No. The quiver and the roar were the outburst of omnipotent laughter from the defied and Insulted heav ans. Rome defied God, and He laughel her down. Thebes defied Gol. and He laughed her down. Nineveh defied God, and He laughed her down. Babylon defied Gol, and He laughed her down. There is a great difference between God's lauah and His smile. His smile is eternal beatitude. He smiled when David sang, and Miriam clapped the cymbals, and Hannah made garments for her son, and Paul preached, and John kindled with apocalyptic vision, and when any man has anything to do and doss it well. Hi3 smile! Why, it is the 15th of May, the apple orchards in full bloom ; it is morn ing breaking on a rippling swa ; it is heaven nt high noon, all the bells besting the mar riage peal. But His laughter may it never fall on us! It is a condemnation for our sin ; it is a wasting away. We may let the satirist laugh at us, and all our companions may laugh at us, and we may be made the target for the merriment of earth and hell, but God forbid that we should ever come to the fulfillment of thi prophecy aeainst the rejectors Of the truth, "I will larigh at your Calamity," But, my friends, all of us who reject Christ and the" pardon of the gospel must eome tinder that tremendous bombardment. God wants uS allto repent. He counsels. He coaxes, H importunes, and He dies for us. ne comes down out of heaven. He puts all the world's sin on one shoulder, ne puts all the world's sorrow on the other shoulder, and then with that Alp on one side and that Himalaya on the other He starts up the hill bnck of Jeru salem to achieve oitr salvation. He puts the palm of His right foot on one Iocs spike, and Ho puts the palm of His left foot on another long spike, and then, with His hands spotted with His own bloo 1. Ho gesticulates, saying : "Look, look and live. With the crimson veil of My sacrifice I will cover up all your sins ; with My dying Erroan I will swallow up all your groans. Look ! Live !" But a thousand of you turn your back on that, and then this voice ot Invitation turns to a tone divinely ominous, that sobs like a simoom through the first chapter of Proverbs. "Because I have culled and y- refuse 1, I have, stretched out My right hau 1. and no man regarded, but ye have set at nau?ht all My counsel and would none of My reproof, I, also, will laugh at j-our calamity." Ob, what a laugh that is a deep laugh, a Ion?, reverberating laugh, an overwhelming ltugh. God grant we may never hear it. But in this day of merciful visitation yield your heart to Christ, that you may spend all your life on. earth under His smile and escape forever the thun der of the laugh of God's indignation. The other laughter mentioned in the Bible, the only one I shall speak of, is heaven's laughter, or the expression of eternal triumph. Christ said to His dis ciples, "Blessed are ye that weep now, for ye shall laugh." That mates me know positively that we are not to spend our days in heaven singing long meter psalms. The formalistic and stiff notions, of - heaven that some people have would make me miserable. I am glad to know that the heaven of the Bible is not only a place of holy worship, but of magnificent sociality. "What," say you. "will tho ringing laugh go around the circles of the saved?" I say 5es pure lauchter. cheering laughter, holy lauarhter. It will be a laugh of congratulation. When we meet a friend who has suddenly come a fortune, or who has got over some dire sickness, do we not shake hands, do we not laugh with him? And when we get to heaven and see our friends there, some of them having come up out ot great tribulation, why. we will say to one of them, "The last time I saw you you had ben suffering for six weeks under a low intermit tent fever." or to another we will say : "You for ten years were limping with the rheu matism, and you wero full of complaints when we saw you last. I congratulate you on this eternal recovery." Wo shall laugh. Yes, we shall congratulate all those who have come out of great financial embarrassments in this world because they have become mill ionaires in heaven. Ye shall laugh. It shall be a laugh of reassoeiatlon. It is just as natural for us to laugh when we meet a friend we have not seen for ten years a3 any thing is possible to be natural. When we meet our friends from whom wo have been parted ten or twenty or thirty years, will it not be with infinite congratula tion? Our perception quickened, our knowledge improved, wa will know each other at a flash. We will have to talk over all that has happened since we have been separated, the one that has been ten years in heaven telling us all that has happened in the ten years of his heavenly residence, and we telling him in return all that has hap pened during the ten years of his absence from earth. Ye shall laugh. I think George Whitefleld and John Wesley will have a laugh of contempt for their earthly colli sions, and Toplady and Charles Wesley will have a laugh of contempt for their earthly misunderstandings, and the two farmers who were in a lawsuit all their days will have a laugh of contempt over their earthly disturbance about a line fence. Exemption from all annoyance. Immersion in all glad ness. Ye shall laugh. Christ says so. Ye shall Iau;h. Yes, it will be a. laugh of tri umph. Oh, what a pleasant thing it will be to stand on the wall of heaven and look down at satan and hurl at him defiance and see him caged and chained and we forever free from his clutches ! Aha! Yes, it will be a laugh of royal greeting. You know how the Frenchmen cheered when Napoleon came back from Elba ; you know how the English cheered when Wel lington came back from Waterloo ; you know how Americans cheered wiieu Kossuth ar rived from Hungary; you remember how Rome cheered when Pompey c ime back vic torious over 900 cities. Every cheer was a laugh. But, oh, tho mightier greeting, the gladder greeting, when tha snow white cav alry troop of heaven shall go through the streets, and. according to the Book of Reve lation, Christ in the red coat, the crimson coat, on a white horse, aud all the armies of heaven following Him on white horses ! Oh, when we see and hear that cavalcade we shall cheer, we shall laugh ! Does not your heart beat quickly at the thought of the great jubilee upon which we are soon to en ter? I pray God that when we get through with this world and are going out of it we may have some such visioD as tho dying Christian had when he saw written all over tho clouds in the sky the letter "W." and they asked him. standing bv his side, what he thought that letter "W" meant. "Oh," he said, "that stands for wel come." And so may it be when we quit this world. "W" on the gate, "W" on tne door of the mansion, "W" on the throne. Wel come ! Welcome ! Welcome '. I have preached this sermon with five prayerful wishes that you might s-ee what a mean thing is the laugh of skepticism, what a bright this is the laugh of spiritual exulta tion, what a hollow thing is the laugh of sin ful merriment, what an awful thing is the laugh c f condemnation, what a radiant, rubi cund thing is the laugh of eternal triumph. Avoid the ill;; choose the right. Be com forted. "Blessed are ye that weep now ye shall laugh ; ye shall laugh." Effect ot Dehorning' on Milk. Dr. E. M. Gatchel, of West Chester, Penn., has withiu a week examined about 700 cows for tuberculosis. Only a few cases wero fouml. He thinks that it will not be long before all the herbs have passed inspection and milk from the county may once more be shipped to Philadelphia. In speaking of his examination, Dr. Gatchel made this startling observation : "There is one other evil I wish tp call your attention to. That is in re gard to nsing tho milk of a herd of cattle on the days immediately follow ing the operation of dehorning. I have examined quite a number of cat tle after they were dehorned and found that their temperature rose to 104, 106, and, in some cases, as high as 103. A period of eight or nine days elapsed before their temperature went down to nearly the normal. During that period the owners continued shipping the milk to Philadelphia. When a cow's temperature runs up to 104 or upward her milk is positively unfit for use, and, I dare say, may be deadly to infants." The custom of dehorning cattle is practised by a majority of the Chester farmers. This statement will probably lead to a halt m this dehorning busi ness or to the stopping of ,the ship ment of the diseased milk. Philadel phia Record. By the last census there were 2303 Japanese in this country. A BIG SCHEME. Proposed Railroad From the United States to South America. People who have considered the proposed railway- from the United States through Mexico, Central America and South America to the region bordering on the far southern limits of the continent a mere idle fancy, will find cause to revise their idea on seeing the report of the chief engineer, Mr. Shunk, to the commis sion. The survey appears to have been made all the way to Buenos Ayres, and to bo found feasible. Much of the tropical region in Soutli America will be traversed at great al titudes, for railway travel the sur vey including sections that rise to heights of 7,000 and 12,000 feet above sea level. Such elevated rapid tran&it ought to afford much striking scenery, as well as decidedly cool weather for travelers, irrespective of the season. The survey makes the length of the proposed line 4,800 miles from the Mexican starting place to Buenos Ayres, and the cost of the completed road is put at $i0, 000 per milo, including some formid able grading and bridging or about $200,000,000 in all, for which tho funds are to be paid proportionally by the countries interested. The beginning of the line will be at a point in Mexico which will make the new line continuous with the ex isting system in that country and the United States. Thus the com pletion of the road will enable a passenger to go by rail all the way from Canada almost to the very bor ders of the vast and bare South American region known as Patagonia. It will be a good while, yet, before tho proposed road is constructed as far as Buenos Ayres. And it will bo a great deal longer before a railroad is built through Patagonia. But Buenos Ayres (a large city, now) is itself located almost down to soutli latitude .35 degrees or nearly as far soutli of the equator i.s the city of Richmond is north ot it. Prom Buenos Ayres on still southward to Tierra del Fuego, the Land sf Deso lation, is 20 degrees farther; and the inhabitants of that country beyond the Strait of Magellan are not yet petitioning for railroad accommoda tions. Looking from the decks of the Beagle in the great desolate strait, off through a water-way reaching far ther south through that forbidding land, Darwin, In his notes made in 18J32, remarks that the passage "seem ed to lead to another and worse world." Doubtless a large part of the road will not pay for a long time ; but its construction will aid in build ing ur towns and trade alonr the lihe. Some sections, even in Soutli America, are expected to pay from the start. Portland (Me.) Eastern Arjrus. Catcher Fakirs with a Camera. Thomas Stevens, . tho American who rode around t lie world on a bi cycle, and on horseback through Russia, is soon expected home from India. In a private letter to a friend in London, he says he has been in vestigating the mysteries of t he Ma hat mas, and that by the aid of his camera and his ingenuity he has dis covered the secrets of those miracles of t lie fakirs which have puzzled the world ever since Marco Polo toid of the wonderful things done bv the magicians of Kubla Kahn. Accord ing to tradition and the repeated tales of travelers, the toiji or fakirs of In dia have secret knowledge of certain forces of nature by which the' can produce phenomena as inexplicable to W estern science as the miracles. Mr. Stevens has put these oriental modern miracles to a practical test and claims to have obtained some re markable results. Chicago Herald. THE MODKKX MAID. "Did vou tell the hired crirl that you couldn't put up with her j work ? " asked Mr. Simmons at the dinner table. "Yes." "What did she say ? " "She said there was nothing keep- in? me here if I didn't like tho place." Washington Star. I). II. McLEAN, Attorney at Law. Office next door to postoffice, Dnnn, X. C General Practice. Will attend the courts of Harnett, Cumberland, John stou and Sampson. is mail i or Falling Sites CAN be CURED: We wiH SEND FREE h-r mafl a Ure. TP I AT. EOTTI V - also, a treatise on EoileMT. DOVT SUFFER ANY LONGER Circ Post Ofr lice, btate and County, and Age plainly. -Adores. THE HALL THFMirAI nn " 38 QO Fairmount Aycouc, fluUdelphiaPa' Favorite Singer. Every Machine has a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, with nickel rings, and full set of Attachments, equal to any Singer Machine sold from $40 to $60 by Canvassers. The High Arm Machine has a self-seuing needle and self-threading shuttle. A trial in your home before payment is asked. Buy direct of" the Manufacturers and save aeer.ts profits lesides retting certifi cates of warrantee for five years. Send fo machine with name of a business man reference and we will ship one at once. CO-OPERATIVE SEWING MACHINE CO oi S. Eleventh. St., PHILADELPHIA. PA. 1FJS 1'A Y TUB FliKlGHT.-WM. u 0fvU Arm dJflA low (Pwli Arm w for Infants gjprvjnars' obaervatlon T (rjraona. permit t. It la MqwitlMily'tt Wt y h,wn. It i. fcarmleaa. Children liice it. "J.JU It will aave their Uvea. In it MotWaJiayo child' medicine rtoria floatroyw Wormy Castoria allaya Feverishnesa. Caatoria prevents vomiting Soar Cnrd. Caatorla rnroa Piarrhaa and Wind Colic Castoria reliovea Teething Tronhl . -BTr- rnre Conatipation and riatnlfggy. Caatoria neutralizes tho effects of carbonic acid gaajoonimair. Caatoria doesnotcontn morphine, opium, or other arcotproperty. Caatoria aa.imUateaJhe food, regulate, the atomachanj Jgwela, giving healthyand natnral aleep. Caatoria ia pnWlnone- oottle. ouly. It i not sold injmlh. Don't allow mynejtoen7m anything ele on the plea or promiae that it ia"jiist a good " and " will anawer every porpoae." See that yon gt C-A-S-T-O-R-I-A. The facsimile aignatnre ot Children Cry for The Best Shoes for Least Money. 6) m ft - -i V-, W. L. DOUCLAS Shoes are satisfaction at the prices advertised than any other make. Try one pair and lc con vinced. The stamping of W. L. Douglas' name and price on the bottom, which guarantees their value, saves thousands of dollars annually to those who wear them. Dealers who push the sale of VV. L. Douglas Shoes gain customers, which helps to increase the sales on their full line of goods. They can afford to aell at a less profit, and we believe you can save money by buying all your footwear of the dealer advei Used Deiow. ;ataio:ue zree upon application, tv. a., jajuulab urotniou, jn. FLEMING & CO. F. M. MCKAY. VflDM AW MAULED I ' JLUJ IT i: T. The Bit is HUMANE in its operation, and only made powerful at will of tho driver. The animal soon understands the situation, and the VICIOUS horse becomes DOCILE; tho PULIiEB a PLEASANT DRIVER. Elderly people will find driving with this Bit a pleasure. Tt riri-fr rnnfmittfl this Bit with the many malleable Iron hits now beinf? uo ijox oonTOuna offerea,h, bar 0, ,he .-Triumph" i. wrought STEEL, and none other is safe to put in the mouth of ahorse. WILL BE SENT, POSTAGE PAID, AS FOLLOW8: j nck1l'pLate.1$2 oo Wr.1. VAN ARSDALE, Racine. Wisconsin. ' Commercial College of Zy. Medal and Diploma awarded at World's Principal of this College, for System of in attendance the past year from 25 States. employed. lsS" BxuslneSH Course consists Commercial Law. Merchandising, Banking, Practice, Mercantile Correspondence, etc. JZ&-Cot of Full BuslnetiS Courtte, including Tuition, Stationery and Hoard in a nice family, about $00. Shorthand, Type- xcritlng and Telegraphy, are specialties, having special teachers and rooms, and can be taken alone or with the Business Course. No charge has ever been made for procuring situa tions. fiST" So Vacation. Knter now. For Circulars address WILBUR R. Our goods-, amm rn best Our Prices the lowest jut and Children. of Caatori with tho 'ptwmggof to rat ntmtnogi.eMU,g. remedy for Infanta and CMldren la on every ipper. Pltcher'o Castoria. Af L DOUeLAS Wi FOR GENTLEMEN. 85, 84 and 83.50 Dress Shoe. 83. 50 Police Shoe, 3 Soles. 82.50, 82 for Workingmen. 82 and 81.75 for Boys. LADIES AND MISSES, S3, S2.SO S2, $1.75 y offers you W. L. Ouglas hoei at a reduced price. or says be has tnem wttn- onl tha name stampeU tho bottom, put mm down as a fraud. "0 stvlish, easy fittinjr, and cive bettei DUNN, N. C. SUMMKKVILLK. N C. THAT HORSE I BY USING THE TipianBiniplh. SAFETY-BIT. The manufacturer of the TRIUMPH lssun an Insurance Policy cifying the purchaser to the amount of $BO when loss is occasioned' ly the driver's in ability to hold the horse driven with WSOElSL99 University, Lexington, Zy. Columbian Exposition, to Prof. E. W. SMITH, Book-keeping and General Business Education. Students 10,000 former pupils, in business, etc. 13 teachers of Book-keeping, Business Arithmetic, Penmanship, Joint Stock, Manufacturing, Lectures, Business SMITH, IreHltlent, Lexington, Ky. CAmiocm

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