Monday Evening,, November 16, 189R.
THE ASHEVliXE DAILY CITIZEN
i WO K1XIW OF DUDE.
. THIS C'SE ONE MAN r.ZT 'RENT
ED THE DUAL CHARACTER.
Mr V.'ithilrrtv I r.iiii thr l):ui. naII
.1 llmv M l: liu-ii ! V-re a f 'lovv
.1 Tit-, lut V'a I;t-1;. .1 tiy an Arsny
I (ln...i:M r ii So1;!:,t I niformx.
...it N the i.mt ratifyinr thiiuj in
V.'lint s.-"tiii le in tlutt whl.-li is most
-ii n ir.vc- Wh.-it is it thiit niaUo
u'lit'l ii'ul -hc- r y of lusiii?
- -1 1 ! 1 1 ? ! ;. if i th- c::lliii(i of a lilufT.
:i- i-i prologue. I ;,. story is hrief
-ii io;.rorii'.iiiii'.rojichof some kind.
tin- -lory of .Vanning .-uid his coltirt-d
.mi ii v- in IN -T -:t in 1 h -j.t days of the
. r .M i..-oi.! i. v.,is im uMst;iiit piiyniiis
ii i he !: r. I m r in. H v. ;vs u purl of
i:i tii-- lo j( 1 1-1 it y olf nt-ross rl:c pnHiies
t..e riirr In 1 he vt hrrr.-il. outs of tin
' or t itliti.nii:. ut.. iiimI to
-' ,r l.."Hi which thty ould
' ' ' ' il. 'I lifv c ,uli 'fi'finhlt!
' " ' ! ll I I'M W.IS hi, II I t llilllf. Al-
i' lr i - : i d t i-;:iliii-. st- r, s wilt lt-w
I l " r I!mi hut rt hl.uiUct u utit-r t In-
1 "' I ) ; i.e. liiilik w;is an itli-nl .,nt
,: ' I I' r':' 'ion of i, onti-, mill tin. rir
,,'.: :I.c M ci, iii from one to an
'!..!. live ly .!!.iui:h to si;ir the livf
'ii ii ; 'i-i! ion.
i.M-tt to make l'ort 1
ii-rre on
-tiv.-ii., ai.il lo:t I'it-nv u a iliann
'o - .) u Hi h to no disi ti f.lv to 1 cd
' i i ry ivr. Iv lotii-ol tin- i.itrl.t. Its pnp-
ti ii v.;..s ' .im i i f roiist.ilH.uis. hull
. a !: r. Iiinrs -u.il nn-.ril t. nam i tins
'!' i p of im im, rii.inliii of tlu- fittri
of ; I! tl ri f of 1 1 -- It was the
in: i I i t' " -.Viipoii train joint il t lie
1 1 .hi. Ii at in i.d .iiii i i:r i i iliat ion. Brit f
it was loi.irli. 'I !;iti. wirt- u rii
..re, I i:t liny irc t.-n i!i itius wors.
I 'lid I !. lip.
IiiId tl.i i t ,wn one day in thr r.nly
i ijrhtics .'.'aiming phIc with an i--.-nrr of
"lori'il tri.i'iis. Iii- was hii his lirst pay
nip. Ji I id t'li.s was a Milt of resting i-omt.
T . 1 1 ! 1 1 1 T 1 M I-JL ; fi I s WIT.' ii'l.lll ll.l'll ll.i
. iloivil ro!iil ..t. Tliiydiil not , t it.Xn--
i i.i-iit ly i-no.iy h to inaki' il a I iux pallium
I . tin- stomal Ii t'ounitfi'ous, ai d so wi n
r. r ready for iinyt liin;; t iiai pi i .mis, (
. i li un ! lo sin ot thi-ii- shining kiii.s. As
! i Manning himsi-lf, I v ,as a fivat, tall,
liiii-riilar fi'llow, liaiulsomi' as a lradinn
n an in it Hx icty drama, and hi- won.
ll.iwin il tii-. Mi ri im r land thi- was an
.sprrial sill in tin- sijiht of the 11 nn m u ! il y
Intouliirh ho had iiijtrti.il l.in-tlf anil
Ins ncj.'roi's tit II o'rloi U in t in- alti rnoon .
vlirn. at '.I o'rli i k in the i vi niny, hf a
p airn in oia- of tlit-damr halls, i-hii'lly
-r.i n iiT to roust its, hi- won- mils ami a
rlivin inllar. I his wmilil not liivvr hit-n
alniM-tliiT intoliralilr. I.i.t l.rwalki'il up
I ' i I In I la I' with t It tourist h,i h,-.d i out
down from t hi- Yellow Pint-, hntrl with
linn anil iiski'd for n drink. llo should
haw inviti-d l hi' vi holr lious. up. "
.Manning and his rathor timid liiii'd
drank, anil, t urniiijr limn th liar, lookotl
upon 1 1 a- ilani-iiix InuiiMiis ami rivir
liu-ii, who, with awkward strp, Mrllu-il
iiIioiii tliti hall, rripplimr tin i - fi-mmine
parim-rs ami t-aiiii-liiiK' tin- crippling hy
lilialions of Ktniiiy wati-rs. Wliih; thi-y
win- thus tonli lnplalin t lit' queer swiit'
Hit' Hank lum as onevlio sawhistluly
i le.ii ly hefore him. and. ruml.lim,' o it lo
Hie liar, he a pearid in Inuit of Manning'.
Kude." lairoafitl. ;'it out' This here
am t no expll-li,ll lluili-tlallee, you llollhll'
hlank.tl epuhel ' 'J his is a I ill II w h.uki is'
ilanre ami a nm-trrs' dani e. 1 ,11
I hat puis il somewhat more elenaul ly
I han vas t he maiiiur in w hirh he ai t ually
! aiM-M-d his sent i n ii 1 1 1 s, hut in eneialit
i-'ims ,M idea. Manning ,.ol,,-il at the
.i.uil, with his wuy hlaek 1 e.-ird and his
' ''-'''I ' Ih-'I, iiimI said si i, lv , Pt rhaps
ii are rijrht. " and w it htl i w
hen he p.t outside, ,- 1, ;1 , ,1 U, jn!(,
""' air a I il tl.i in i d madly up,.n 1 side
alk -mil was voluhle. lint he kn, tv that
I. nl In- made ai.sw, r in any othi r ..nn et
iv i-iuister In the hall would h;,ve set upon
liini. liid they w. nltl have In at, n him In
d.'.it h I h- n ;:d,- p.r I he river.
-i itreant latldiwill and liis nu n ,.n-
K il In nil in a merry ean.plir.- eompany
wl en I he piekel hall, d the ehi, ,, H,',,
ll-easiiry 1 1 i x whieh they welt' f M.. I'd i u
M o mil;,' irae the hlark si TLreant a lew
w.itds i f ilinrlion. ai.d then, haxiiut a
mall detail In Kiiard tie Wo el n inent s
' '. Il.t'iseoi t It-ll in and ap Ti.arhe.l
ilielown. As the suldiers walki tl upihe
Mivel Maniiir- i:, ii,,d thin rai f fan
tan w.is in pr..rr, .-. m Ho limit's laundry,
and tiial hall a do. en Chinese were rlani
over I he play. A il.-p.i.r ,-. mailt'.
.Hid I e laiintll-y was e., ui-etl, w ith all its
" upaiils. 'J he i-i mers n re i urdueti d
l" the llioly Smoke ilai.eo hall, when- tho
i v n i i - n had oeeiirn d.
Mannimr .- t I he head, a s.-rl of re r, due
l!"li of Na olt oti, iiiarehetl into he l oom,
' .illermij,' dalieinu eoii les liuht andlett'
He tlri'vv; near to the I vr. and. takiiiKi-oin
malid. ordered the s. ldiels t,, h,, an,i
I In n tlirts-tetl tin sergeant to put them
I hroiiirli their niaiinal Hit' Hank looked
ai in wonder 'I I. en Mai'iiiuf spoke.
"A few ininuti's at'o, " h,- said. ' a mis
lake wes ma le in this plate. Ihatovt-r
I la-re." inttii .,tin liitr Hank, "hemi: let!
.isiiay hy ipn er tuoiion,, said that this was
a hullw lua kers' and a musters' danee
1 am eompelli-tl ,v uviuiisianres to de
mur, This i s .s t him eilalu e. I ,enl lernen, "
I' tin- heav y hrow;ed iMnt'lis w ho had hi-tort-livn
iinpai-it'iu tohaek up Hank m muliii
nis' Ihe i-h.iraet.-ri f the lvvelry. - you will
1 'lease take pan m i s anil proei , d to vv Im 1.
V"l!- " I'ullv.' to Hank. will
li.iiii ea lu-hland llmM w il h i his one e ,-d
t hiiiainati. 1 don t know uheilier ou
i. ill. hut iroti ill ,lo i, '
Hit' Hank look, d uelv , km w h. u his
i yes rested on that hue of hlaek soldiers
uh nuns ready al haul i,, pV, , ,',
N.aniiint' sortlers, in-d.vuh-d I hat the t hint
ii'do was to dani-o wiih all his heail ami
'-'111 III; d sprit. lie wildly Mlrit'hletl
hiiiaman was ruslntl al-out the tLm.e
hall iii a manner athletie and iry m nast u
I" see And while the women looked and
1 iithetl the l,-ss,.r lights ,, holder lhut'
rv w, re, on pdled to take p.tiiu-r. trom
'; it' the! hiiianan and i in le tiip in
"-me in p-,,p(-r furm. ami then on.
'""'ant: i:ilam ' they were all at the
'' '! the tlatat- ohlit't-d lo e.se.irtthe
I" ' I" ii ,. il-,- l ar niiti trtvat them to the
'"-I in the hoiis,..
I' as a t'lvat nit'ht for t he l' hi namen
hi I 'M Pierre. 1 he soldiery ot the t'overn
'""'(. as a t-lsuasivt foree. eoin-I'l:-'!
Iho.-t- heai-ihroken toufti men to
allamlv eondu, t ,1... shirt maivrators
I'-i.k P. the laundry ar.d to hid them a
I"' -I 1 "lite ami reverent o ml ni-rlif. 1 he
I'M hull tram thai woui.,1 ,it to the
westward Vas joi,,,.,. p u (tltaI,,v , t,
l-v halt ,1,,, ..en "irvMously hatl" men,
who had Iieantl that u dude with a lU.w.-r-etttleaml
a th tle with a standing- army
wtn- two M-.v tlitT.reiit p,-i-s,,s imi,,
wt-iy IwoMi, vrs,,i;sasto make the town
ot Kurt rit-r'o. Ulipltasiiut. C'hiiat'o Kt.r
t'11
11,I tlstulll.
'1 ho mant. h iipholtler of t tistoins often
has,s hi, aiihert-iitr to them upon tht
Kioand thai tlu-j- liavt; spruiij from sonitj
natural iit-til t.r liumaiiity, anil tlit-reforv
1' ivy a t-l iiin upon our uttitiiimil allegi
I'm-". The Ilrt (it.itt'tnent ts unilimbtt'tlly
Una Hut ho ii.fen'iuv ilrawn frtun it is
fr "'1"l.v uiijuotmahlt., for It taki'ji no nee-mint
of ihunt'iiiK t onUti ms anil clmnjf
aims. A custom whit-li wns at onu
jline nutl in a certain Htat of strii tv lilgli
ly Ih'ii, 11,-lal may, at a later tiniti ImU In
ilinerent clpcuiustuui-s, bu IHtsltivi'ly In
JiiriiMW. utul tho U'titilamt aim whcU
"i.v innprn-tl u may pn-si-ntiy lquiie lost
"Klit of uinltl nther ml far lvJsa worUl,
iuotiM-.....ow York Lultror.
TRICKS C; MEMORY.
iiii' Amusing l r. nlrs tht Capricluui Jade
Ka I'.uyi-il.
Sunt' u-o has 'on-if'.v r-markirl thnt
proper names (.,-a e Irom the memory as
lasily as sie.-x-ti pifs iit.il illustrates the
remark with a a anenlott' eoi:eeriiiiii Joe
Jefferson, who r-,-r iorfot his lines, but
has an imp-i-feit mnlli!t tion ot names.
JefTi-rson had hten imrouiuetl totientml
(iriintata time when that distinguished
foltiier was the lion of tin. , ., . i.i
i iindthe jjopular actor w a.- liuiuh impressetl
with the personality of the hero. A few
j hours iatir, as he went up in hi-, hotel
! elevator, ;i i-Uigtd l.M)kit)i man, v. iih a
military bearing, bowed pluiwintly n htm
untl iiuule an observation reffanlin the
i siiceil of the elevator, when Jeft'ereoii0sjtid :
J "I ten your pardon. Your faetr is very
I familiar, hut I cannot- nrall r,,nr
' (irant,'' wns tiie L;ionit- I ut prfectly
courtei.us reply.
"I K'it , ,jt at ti,t. wrong ihj.r.'' said Jef
fersi n. "lor ftar I woultl l iia nt. if
he h.'.d t-vi r Ik-cii in the war."
A lav oriti" trii k of : cepi itjous laenorv
is to siil stitute .st 1 1 1 ; i o-.lier i:; n.e fi r the
Biir- v.iinted. ;i proi i ss i;i'e to .-.-si; silatrin.
A eoi. h- t.t ladit s i a- a ( hii ; o m:i -t .-ar
uskeii tiiei oniiut lot to leave th-.-niiit l'Ln
sylv ntiia uv.-nue.
"There is no sin h in eiute in this sub
urb. " t- j till tho eoi.dui-tor.
"Hut tht re cert duly K" rt iter: ted the
lad'us We have fiiei.ds living tht -;a;:d
oiifiht to know. "'
"Peihaps you n eati Keystoia' av t m e "
supt'i'stida passenger, and tliey said that
was just what they did mean' hut thc-y
knew it had somctliins; to tlo with Pt i-n
sylv.-tnia. which was in: ressed upon their
II. emeries as the Keysloiu- .-state.
JetTi rson did wor-e than to ft.rgcb the
Dailies of other people he si m el imes for
Kot his ow n. Ho called at a 'lostofii-c. in a
small place iit-tl aski tl tho eli-rk:
"A ny mail for me:-' '
"What name: "
"Name:' fhit.tl trac'ious, I don't know'
lA t me think. Why, I am to lay Hip
Van Winkle' tmiic.hr at yt it hi. 11! '
"Joe Jetferson:-" sufKestctl the clerk.
' Ves, JelTerson ttrtainly. Thanks!"
and, receiving his mail, the m tor v.t it
uway hajipy.
A go l story is told of an excellent
woman who hatl this latal faculty ,,f mis
construing names. Her ilauuhler was vx
pecting a call from a gentleman, ami she
impressed upon her mother t he lai t that
his name was a very simple tu e and easy
to rem.eml-er Cowdry. lie motltr re
peatt tl it until she was sine she t ui.hl i i t
possibly (oi-f.et it, and on the t veiling vv hen
he tiillitl hurried forv.aitl to meet him.
saying graciously:
"How lire vou, Mr. Pivn.w:-" iiica"i:
Times lieiahl.
the RETinro runr-LAR.
A 1 i ssiui 'ilmt lie I, in ii, a In ih E.arliei
MHRt S t 1 Ii;, t ;;i , , r.
"Whin I turiittl my light along i im top
of a bureau in a house that I w,.s ia one
li:tht," -aid 1 he reiir, d !.i-r .1- -. n IM. d,
me 1,-iugii w el' v ml v -ni e, uld n't I est
earrings aid nin- and Irani.-i.- anl I
tlon't know v hat ma.. .,,,,1 now ,n tl i i , n x
diamond. 1 ! ow a ny b, ti y n i itl ever l..-:v,
been so ev erla-t ii id v . r ie s ; , i, , 1 , .
that st utT around in ti.it ay 1 ci ah ;, t
ste. I h t my lamp mil on the d'; n o: d
again and lookul ,,( , s; arl.'e. : o I
looketl at the gold thinus cgain shi; mg in
the light, and then I set mylimi down
al.tl ot'i.i tl my hag and li-;!i gal ; erii s;
ill the things. 1 i , ie v.. . i,.u.a
there, (.nil 1 wasn't going to take any
mine risks. I just sei.o ed in r host utf anil
gol out.
"et ii.iv . in Ike coin , iighi. I looketl
It over. II was i lit. ev i i y 1 at of it. ainl
the iliiiiin.iii-.s wire g!as:. !t may stem
'"ii gt- io ou in:. i i : t !, !;-, , n, ( n su
easily taken in. Inn I v ; i i vv . , ;; e bus-i
lit-s. ai tl I in- si nil did 1' ok I , a i i il ni.
" I l-i le's an i !d st i rv ; I 1. 1 ,. t . -,- .i,r
glarwho i ;.i ; ii d i !V ;; ! ,!,.,,-, r si! -r
Wale. 1 Ie st l.'V v, ; i . too. ;,: . ii
looktti lo him solal. 'i : i -e was so i.iiieli
"I il I hat he hatl I ia . n ;. n -1 i m r , u ,
Iie,:!l! . f ci'tl'l g it o t tl r UV.ll t ia- . i iho
W II iov . eld v. hen I '- I il I . ,, ,. I ,,
loni il il all lai, u. v., n ,- !v, j,,-. it
wasn't vv r;li , :. im; , ii.
I I a vi r n ; tie i ; n-Ktal.e. i - ; p ,. st
ill the hr-t v i , i- i i rii. I ,,,s om I j ;, ;,.
:'l ' ' - p.t -poats :;,.d i ; -t .1 i; , ri
-lltar tongs i j,,,, , ,., i, , ,,, ltl
hi -t- I wr- : i.t ,i i n l.y .: ! t el y . , ,-,v-i-by.
It . f I;. '.eiM, hov,- ; ,: ran .
' 'I'l'i'H al in 1 -i i; e tin: :.- i o
r.i t, mi s, ai; i bot't i tla-rs " New Vc.-k
Sun.
,l -al ioa F vt : ::oi-ii imrv .
This- n a I.;- I'i'uni! ; o Iim d t.- a , ,-':; t ot .
-i rii i m ;--.,'. i d ,.t . 1, si lii-y i :; I ...
- 1 o t ie . Uigiit !l moral.le Sir -i 1 1 .
Ibli. 1 ,oni i hi,-; .1 a-1 ie, : .VI y I d . Vv n a
ml l.avt l p-i-so, .,. i . prolix Your !.ol
ship's mi,, pi ti i- Di-ci'urse '1 hat i;
was 1 'ri-a.-li'il. 1 i" It stand a.- oiintal li ;
I'l.'i that it was i ia I.ii. Il ha- not ai g f,
j a-1 i i v i : but 'l oin 1 . i sh i p s i -( , , , , . ' ;l , ,
wli-i-i la i -.. can d - l .-si i ;- ...
great, i : I'--. iii ;t ies nl t , e Lav. , 1 : . ;,,, .
sullen . h a, ulti, - scatter I i-inte Ymir I .tin!
ship's I ,m , . . i ni- ( 'I aiiN I af re t.'i Si. ii.
The i i -t intrie.-itt Knotty ( 'as,-; ,-.ui nil
rve w ii ., I !.;.! I...... at d I), r.tt rit, a- i 1 at
thi'.v -. "i in t ilea ,sj'l v is to oi .ai. It is not
m " ' "V Inroe. Il consists not with
that sv ,,-t... ot i' -nper. by which Yon
-' 'halm ,11 oil have lotleal witil.il
that o.i seem iiio-i d s r.eilly to inlit rit
'iiai i.l i i as Titieo- ti- .reat Yt".i:isi,-m.
"i 1 ' i: .. 1 iie Darliiit i ." I mkind. I'.'i- the
I '''' ! .a w lou n'.inage with
thai 1 .,..!;. -s ,,. , lndl-Igftlt Ali,". ti"Il
"-' ' ''ti ' ' 1 I ' "t-ik'ii M'd f ji vva atis
lied, il 11 :'.-'' ' .t I mit'iit tat
tla i 1. I' . i-. : ! s,:.l,!,..r 1 hiiij.
in Nat; .-. . I -i.l. -j it ;i. ,! ... , . h e my st !;
M V ! ' 1 '1 I i " ' ' - 1 i -I hum hie : M
'' '-t-r-.at't, A'. i 'a -a; ; ai. " , . te
am i ('...; a --
Ket-or.1 I'.rei;- in; spiders.
1 1 t..!a ' ..; . . i . '; .a 1 m i-r t i : ; t v.s i;
I" tl.. vitim oiis sj iinrs ,,f ,;, illt.
A;, eriaati ,- , , i. .., to;,nv t - ,.tj,.
er ."is,-,:,:,! . .- ;.,i n :.'. ,,f 't . ..
1 o in- alwav s or: t' " ..!! , r ;; , ,.s ;,i .,
'. l.o...i is ii a ,,t 1,- n.r ,; , ,;K(llv
lV, : - ' ""- '" v 1 he Immei: ;. h.drv
sp;.!'rof t.,e sMlltll Ami;iea!i pii. nasis
si f.-ially Ic.ued. Its jay.s are ; ..;, ;,d
'" '"'I V-'r.'.l ii I -.res II l(i!,.s to g.,d
l',u" i- " -t - -. pidlv. and the
;'k ' i - a u- im,' a-e felt ,, r -tears
O a t i.e san e pampas is i. ,,i;d aT, tlu-r of
lv t.r cimi-ia v. nose villa n m. U tem
IHM t'is; :, ti isi.es him an,,.n In.; jellows.
Ii i- i" V-'. , s -ry , stir him u jt, .,
'.' ' '" ' -'' I-i- "v i! .jtialiti, s. Luokinj;
at him iver ;i heil.;e i- enough. This
"k!.i... o sp.itlers" has lueii known to pur--m
, h-'i-s, m.,i p.r luti pi t untl keep up
w it i a nmi.ing horse at that. I 'liu-mr '
U e C.l
luithfnl Krit-ntt.
t : -'a. ; little 't'og story'' eom.'s p
U-- pom ; a A list ri. ,n , yr.il. liia;1ft(i
in "i I "- i i liieis heartl u pft iilii.r Ikii k.
U nlel, se u ,..1 p, ,.,,mc ollt of a lilS'p ahvs.
nr.ir a n, u.hiori!itf Alpine hut. Artel
ivvluie .,s !.' vvliiiii' continued, tint men
foil. -.- ed i i ,- so iml and i HiiiIhiI down to
tin ,ae: w ne: it eame. Here, to t heir
il'stivss. t hey f-iiind the corpse of an inn
keeper near i y who. hatl evidently- been
k,n"'' ' I'll. Hy the sido of hit dead
in;.-'-. ! i .. little iii. for 30 hours it
had ,.. ! - au h. and its plaintive whines
'' ' '' when the man's bodv was
tai.c.i up d enrrietl home. Westnii nster
t .a.ctu-
A-.i lutrrruptiun,
lv tor Nii-uiv etltris the cure, and we
uieieiv
FcU-i.a I .j.kvt the bill. London Tit
Bits.
VANDERBILT AS A WORKER.
The Manifold Duties of a New York Man
of Affairs.
Cornelius Vanikrbilt's capacity and
fondness for work are shown hy the list of
positions he occupies in raiiroad com
panies, benevolent and educational insti
tutions and the like. To the duties of each
of these positions, says the New York Her
ald, he gives the most conscientious atten
tion. He is president of the Canada Southern
and the Xew York and Harlem railroads;
chairman of the board of directors of the
Xew York Central and of the Michigan
Central railrotul.s: director of the New York
Central. Lake Shore and Michigan -southern,
Michigan Central, Nickel Plate, Big
Four, the Chicago, t Paul, Minneapolis
and Omaha, West Shore, New York and
Putnam. Pct t-h ( reck, IVliiwareand Hud
son Canal company and leased railway
lines ami Mihsidary companies.
He is i.lso ilirt tor in the New York
Mutual lias company.
He is tru-tce of the Kye and Knr infir
mary. Hm-i e Matt rritv lnsi.itl . , i..r-,-.,r
St. Ji hnhiiid. New i.rk ( l ii-ti; n lb' me
f' r Inii.n-i ..-rare Ytn .-id , f L-t
nos i fa I iii.e) is ela-.n nai n of ( : executive
ennui ittcc of that ho:piial.
i-ie is tri:-tit- i l i ,: mlua. uniMTsitv.
I an, coral f St. Ji.l i :!. Iiine, tf Uh
t.rjuriil i hoop pit ;,) . j r- ;ita! ,-r
f-tepheu s ..;it f;e. He is i i.t.,-i;:er of tl
iJomesticir.il horeiKii Al !ssi ! ;iry society
oi tne 1': ;t-;,int Kinscojal church and
sis rt tary 1 1 the . ommittie on trior find
bavins? Iis n iiatrt trrutal in raising ?1.
uoo.ooii lot- the t iit.it. to which he gave
large itmhi' I t i n; ri i.ution.
He is a nin.ltrtf the stimdinc- cotn
mitttc i f ti e Protestant Kpiscopal diocese
oi At w . t IK. n.einl-er ot tl e mten iitit-nal
conm lt-ie i f the Young Men's (.Tu isti;in
iiKsiH-iation ai.d vice prcsitleut of the New
lot-K in.iia ot the i oiing Men's Chris
tian ass, ci; ( ii n.
Mr. iiinariilt is nisi trustee of the
M.is.-i i.aiy m, n en's si ciety, .Yitfr-.politan.
jJii seum t i Att ,- l il t 1 aiiirati of ti e exec
utive icmmittte. trustee of the American
-Miiseu I Natural History, Co I leg, of
Physicians at d S.rgii us, St. Paul's school
at t i iH-nrd, X. II , ttiMi.;in jn Sr. B;ir
ilioion t-w's i liun-li and n i;nj t;cr of tho
Hos it.:! Sat r-day and St. i -lay association
He also 1 t 1, nps p ala.it -.0 c-lubc-PhUSnieipliia
ivn i rtl.
HE ANSWERFD nJ For.NCH.
Novel Way to tii-t Ki.l t.r
U BSr.
There is a gt ntlen an i t
una rti:: , Stn t 1
til'- i it y who i
I" ii i.vi i . e i;
i-o lorturate as to I e ahle
setferal liii utti.t i s ! t-i a , la li-h .- T ,1 l.-,
o
the reii.-iri.al le hcilty.t ,- t ai ing em-1
without an acient fcreien to tl.i.t Ian
giiiige in lact, his in-i t-ntiiation of the
lar-gnage lie i l.ooses is so pi i ft it that lie i
freii!i nlly mistaken 1. r a native of t lis
count ry in whiih tht language is tliu
inothei- ton-tie. He has adopted a novel
way ot nulling himstii oi the importuni
tits of the professional striker WI,,,,, a..
is sio pt-tl or approached by one of tho
class, he talks to the fellow' in a foreign
tongue, and it is not long before the im-
poi tain ities cease.
A lew ti.iys since this gentleman was on
Kearney stri et. w hen a t;,ll specimen of
the mendi, ant class, whose breath was"
si mi, ti with i he fumes of iitjuor, stepped
npioiiimai.it asUid lor ;i dime to get n
ii a-a i.
"Que vi'ulez viiiis. ' iK.litely askeil tho
genu; main, turning toward the fellow,
lit- hegi.i looktd tunazt-d for a nio
mi-tit, but he reieatiil his ipt'-stion, and
ne rt t-eiveu anotia r rt tott in French from
the gentleman, who moved on nliout Ids
business. ' ut the fellow followed him
ami. after n-j eating his demand half a
dian times without i reducing the desired
fheit. he cm 1; in. i tl in disgust: "What in
thunt iris the matt-r with vou:- I can't
ur.titrsiiind a word you say." Then in a
lion, it he iitldi tl. -.-ny, y,,u ,,1,1 hloke.
wuiiliire you doing m this country, any
how, il you can't speak Kuglish:-"
loegcr.thii:.n la.s tried this a dozen
tin t-s or n , ;,. oi hate. ,-,nil us he has rot
I'tell i III o; , ,1 i y i,!,-,( tl.l se I , r- f
im rt I ; ;.u
in: i-y i ! 1 '
k. aliliOligh I. I s : ;ss
I i h: s i ..i: t- to ti i 1 1 ni l
mi n that
tie gai't. is on to him and will
lit him i.l
in t in i-.ri-. .-,-: n l-r;int isco
Call.
POW:RLS5
iO COMBAT L.1N.
laliirntitm ami v i-.Hi'i-c t'cvt- tint Mn.'ti-pli.-d
Man's Iicvict-s l t.r Kvil.
"Men see1; to make e ,,r sin,"
writes Dwigi't I., 'liooay in the initial tlis
oci-s to Mr. ..iooily's i'.iiik'. Class" in
'I'ln !..' i. s iio'.ie .lou-.-nal. "Tia-y c;lli
it by ,i-i:.-r I- ia , - and try t -. ;:: '-. .:i avvay
its po-'-,'i' or car up ;.; I.; ,",um:imi.
I'iicy f !l us ii is mi . i .:-.,u-e
which i ul: n.-e wi 1 i --..lacte; t.:..t ineiit-h
and every u:,.,, t.i.r. is g.:-,l. ;;:il that
w ith ciilttot at i! i t;u -ation ti t- v-.iil he de
veloped. A mi. j 'airy has i ,-ov,-l t!: t edti
eat ion and cult i a-e are i ov. a; a r a ,-ai, ia.it
Iiiiiural s!i. 1 hey s -'em i , aave i ut mal
ti'.liiil tin- i ngi-nun-'K-s a:ui tit", it if man -ev
il passj.ms.
"The eon-i t iiitd ileuet-.er. te dav-t of
culttiretl Hume, even d :.-:;-g I :-r p-.-oad
'golden age' oi wei!-!i, of iitt-r.iture, of
beauty and plulu- p, y. have lett t-i us
niontiu.ents of 1 er .la-i-enity and vice.
Tiie wisdom of (Itv;-, o ; nd tin learning of
Kg.v pt t't'vi r sveil tti. ti- subject, irom tin
corruition ot' sin. 'I l-e . ; Ies ,f St.
Paul to tin- clr. r i o! A-ia ,j.,.r area
si.Tiieit t-.t com ;, nfirr upa.i t : . : -ev of
their biiasted r:'!ii:,meit ill t he t.e , e!i p.
ment of nnhle ,;:.d pur.- lives.
' Nor have e to g into ancient h i -rorv
for a viiulieatiiai of the av, i'al irvui if ';:
fallen nature. I:,i onr ov, n times oil'i i ni
illtfstratioti of imitn ait si: y It,,:.s not tht
presence, of si:,, often the mo.-1 vile am.
dark in it s oi,u a-,, v, v. il its. p i,, livc
whi' h fnin. eari '.'St i :at.cy have l eeti sur
rountletl by , nly that v. hicii vv.- s pure ;,nti
gooti:- A;-. . ar c uivtcts m tie s ,lt )v iron,
those who have not laal adv. -.at :,-, -:-"
A i amnus Duel.
O.ie day tat f.n:;..iis duel; r Pierrot
il'Is;ac vaut to si his IstLia!. the y,ur-
quis :,rh do .--mi-.i. .?.;.:-;. it kt, ,,1,1 (,
explained t.a.t in Hvii'-n a--r a n.eai.s
Sp..ri-'vv utiti marie means blackbird.
"Martjtiis, " s.a! ii Tsn-ic, "I at a Iimm
panist, ami y : a-e a r..y.-.lisr. : o: t ,v,.r
I am the spur raw and jm arc ; a ck
hinl. Doesn't itstirke vou teat i ' ,. -.-is
one l-ird ot us too many: ' --it itcis,'I
doe-;, said tin- m,i:.,,,'s. -My cie.i.-t- i',
pit..l-. ,-H.d.as is at'j mi ri-ite for i.in'.s o'
our spci :cs. !, t us iii.ia i a the t r t-s. - ...
if it wive nut a s: 'V- ieii; ly i ia a , l,.u,
th'ma X at out, mini -j-nnid , ;. iiieijoe au
ath.r Ik- -u:si hs imi. t vtiis S.v.rmw nmi
tlia othti-'s H ai k'nittl. t-a- dial w-,s . t
allv f.e-aar from t -t tr,ss. the secmd?
sointhn i on tin ,-t-nn;d A low- Ti n
tols were iired at I i.e signal. Tht re was
rustliua among tl.c K-ii'ves ot one of t -e
chestiiut tms. It was pp -r.,t (r!,.,.i(,,
who woui -.Uii severely (n mie le- cim
tuuiDiina to the uronnii 4r tl,; -
i - - - 1'i.lUl;
he n-.artptts legan f. chirp t.iumc.hanrh ,
....... no. g u:t- song oi a I'l.n khird. 'ihis
was a fresh iiia.H. to be n remit f..i ..
.... ... j,,
oft way, aid D'l-aae waitnl for id's
woiintl to r,c.,v,r to challenge Saime
Marie for tiie ( aim Thi !,., ,i, ..... i
was fought with swords, iinil Sninto-.Mario
was Oiiitty wtuimkd the spstrrovy had
avengid himself on the I .jkbird S in
Francisco Argonaut.
AfHcaa Stairs.
It is psHiimtxl I,t- ,
: . v w.utviciii autiiorities
that for every slave bronght from A trie
to Amencj, t..i a f i, . , ... . .
- . - ".ua wtrre Killed ii.
their native country during the capture
1 ho Etitiu u ii . 1 ...: ; . .
. ..uwiium assert mat of tht
number startiwl f,.,. i.
s -- ....c unnt continent
for the new world one-flftl, died dnric
the voyage and one third U fre they be
came hardened to slave labor. j
HER POCKETBOOK.
The Difficult j a Woman Has at Times Im
Trying to Locate It.
"There it goes again, and it is the third
time this month," wailed the man as he
hung up the telephone and seated himself
wearily at his desk.
"My wife just called me up to see if I
had seen anything of her pocket book
around the house last Dight. She's lost it,
of course. She is dead certain, though,
that burglars or the hired girl have pinch
ed it
"I'll bet that the women of Chicago
lose enough money every year to pay the
interest on the national debt. They won't
have any pockets in their clothes and go
around everywhere carrying their pocket
books in their hands. About once a month
the average woman will lay it down on
the I "area in counter or in tho
and never think of it again for hours aft
erward. "I tried to break my wife of the habit
by making her an allowance every month
liberal enough to pay all household ex
penses and leave her a decent margin for
pin money. I informed her that she would
Have to stand all losses through her own
carelessness, as I would not make them
wl
uutl.
''This workeil nil rtoht for
cause my wife wanted to buy a couple of
o' v urcsses, ana, as sue actually seemed to
believe I meant wh.-it I untri ct.o (ii.v..,wii
herpocketbook and carried her roll iii some
eaie piace aixiut ner person, the exact lo
cation of which I was not able to di senver
This did not last long, however, as she
niiiipiiiiuiu mai sue was embarrassed by
beilll obliged to seek tlm cfeliisi,,., ,,f
dressing room when she happened to be
now ii town ana wanted U draw on her
iunds.
''The next month she lost hir inw-tot.
book twice, and I was obliged to pay tho
grocery inn out ot my own pocket or have
our supplies cut off. Now she has lost it
again and is broke.
"Well, women are mio-htv nueer emu
tures," he sighed as he sit?iic Ida
a check and called the oftice boy to take it
out ro ins wite. "Hut, " he added hope
fully, "the Ijord only knows how we
wouiii manage to get along without 'om."
nicago .iriouiie.
REMARKABLE CELERITY.
At Lrast It Seeuit-it So to One Quite Versa
tile Young Actress.
The other dav I was intcrviewincr u rati,
er celebrated actress of the lighter stage,
who liefore she became, thanks principal
ly to her superb shoulders, such a popular
favorite, was, it is rumored, in a verv
humble position indeed. The interview
was Kettinsr alum? verv well I hH ohtj.in
ed from her full details as tn tlm r..sor,
why she does her hair in the peculiar fash
ion she affects and had noticed, though
not, of course, for publication, that the
roots were a different color to the rest.
I had gained am tile information its tn
her extraordinary fondness for her mother
and had discreetly forborne to ask her
whether she had got that harmless but
necessary parent on the three years' hire
system or merely week by woek. I had
praised her wonderful complexion while
speculating wnere sne nought it and hatl
obtained her highly colored explanation of
the way she had got. her diamonds for my
paper wnue keeping my own more pro
saic one for myself.
Suddenly there came a knock at the
aoor, anil tier maid entered it with a tele
gram. She tore it open. It came, she in
formed me, from the director of a well
known Irench music hall, offerincr her fnh
ulous terms for her shoulders in a series of
living pictures.
"Ami look." she said, hohlimr nnttli
envelope for me to see, "what a wonder
ful invention the teltaranh is and how
quick. This has come .ill the way fro
I'aris. but the gum on the envelope is still
wet. I'ick Ale p.
Insecure ISuildiuss.
If there is any one tiling that the public
nas a riant to exnect it is nroonr or,.,..,,,.
tion on the part of builders to make the
structures thev erect secure and thus avoid
danger to lile ami property.
1 he records of pollaouod liuil.li,,,,-- fnu.
Walls, il secure foundations hihI .L.uth tp
Kent-rimy ngure up into an aggregate that
,
is simpiy appalling. l ne occupant is not
supposed to know that the house he lives
iii is not safe. Indeed it is not his business
to know. It is the business of the builder
to make everything right, and failing to
do this he should be held to the strictest
account. The temptation to slight work
and to use inferior materials is too strong
wi ne resisted hy unscrupulous builders,
but the results of such n course are tir .i.e.
astrous to pass by without notice.
There must lie something radically wrong
about building inspection when such struc
tures art- passeu ny me oincials. The sug
ttestion that the contnietor u.Kn L-rw,
ly puts inferior materials into buildinas
i i , ... - . "
snoiuti oe loiinti guilty ot in tinier in case
the buildings collapse will meet with ap
proval from all sensible persons.
i tie owner orders the work and pays the
bill. He has a riirht. to ph nvi.nti,-
what he pays for, ami failing to get it the
culprit should he punishable by severe pen
alties and bv the full limit, of il l.,. a,
case liis work is so faulty os to collapse
enner in tne process of building or at any
reasonable time thereaf ter. New York
Ledger.
Whist lu America.
The impression is ereneral that, until re
cently the Americans have not been a
whist nlavinsr nation Tt is- .iifft..i
reconcile this view with the fact that early
in mis century, when Hoyle was the only
authoritv. various- ronrinta 1st- . 1."
.... - . , . . , ,i ma v . , l s
were circulated in the United States -e. g.,
in .ew Pocket HoyleM (Philadelphia,
1805), "Hovle's Names" ntostnn imiii
tho same (Philadelphia, 1817). No doubt
a diligent search would reveal the exist
ence of other editii HIS. Allll'Tifnn rnnr-i rfc
of Matthews and Bohn are also to be found,
dating about the middle of the present
century, and the conclusion forced on us
is that whist has all along held Its own in
American society, notwithstanding the
contemporaneous nomilaritr of another
niirable four handed game viz, euchre.
oavenaisti in Scrihner s.
W indow isplTS and Prio.
A well arranged window- without nri
tickets is like a well dressed man who can-
pot talk, (iive him a tongue and his
thoughts speak. Give a mute window the
tongue of tickets and you have a sales
man who never tires of talking in youi
interest. All that is necessary is to give
him a new theme that is i-lmniu v..,,-
windows often. Hardware,
Hcinrich III of Geruianv w. ilesit.nntjvi
the Black on account of tlm color of hi
eyes and heard and his dark complexion.
The reed, mentioned in sever.il i.l.-woo tn
the Iii bio as a measure, was ti cubits, or 10
feet 11 inches.
J. A. TENNENT,
ARCHITECT ft CONTRACTOR
O&ca aad Jobbia Shop Bomb Coart
oarg am
WM. W. WEST,
REAL ESTATE.
Loans Negotiated at 6 Per Cent,
Boom 4, 2nd Floor,
Drhnmor Block.
IHPHORI INF Sf-.
skin moo,a. EayaafaDroa-Store.
packet Store News,
30 South Main St.
Now that ihe election
over leta put on more steam
and go forward.
We are told that prosper
ity is now upon us, we would
like to look through the
glasses of him who t-aid it.
Any way a visit to the
Racket store will convinc
you that we are crowded
with staple goods anJ if you
will take time to price our
tock you will be convinced
that this is the bargain
house of Asheviile.
A $1000 stock of fine sta-
ttorery at 50c on the dollar.
See it.
Lonsdale Cambric 5o.
40 in. Canton Flannel 10c.
Infant's fine p oft Shoes 25c.
50 -in, Quilt Lining 5c.
J. M. Stoner, Mgr.
'iTt UT':! :
, Fi' iii r..,i
M
7
Bonnd for Botany Bay
This shiplo-ol ,,( convicts did
not reach their destination with
out some thriuinp; advei.tures,
including a desperati- miHiny in
whieh the ship is saved by a
woman. The siury is told in
our new Serial
The Mat
- r
oi the Hindu
And we stroni.- advisj yon tc
read it. The jnut i.s a ,'ry interesting-
one and the stvle of
the narrative is enter t:.inin.
Remember, yon can read The
Mate of the Hindu
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The
Power
of
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Prices
The low price banner wivesover everj
department. The duble store con
stHutly forges ahead, Lui'dicg business
greater rd stroDgf r bv the irresistabe
powt-r flaw prices. Monev sprit here
gets m ire genuine value, goes further,
lasts longer, gets more stvle, more qual
itv and does more actual good service
than it i-i ever possible to get fron the
average retail store.
LADIES' COATS.
The btstct.at stock filled with the
choicest things for shrewd coat buers
Little pri.-es takes garments here that
are hnished better, look beuer and fi
b?tter than at most coat stores. Set
tbeCW00L DRESS GOODS.
37 pieces of wool lancv dress goods in
a vanetv t f new and desirable dejigns on
sale here this week. Buyers will find
thce the best value thev ever saw. None
can sff rd to miss it who has dress or
wrapper thoughts.
SKIRTS READY TO WEAR 25c.
Skirts of faccv black Bnlhai.tin. $1 98
fi e Hl-ck or blue heavy weight Strut
Skirts $3 50. A beautiful black Crepon
Skirt f..i 00
LADIES UNDERWEAR.
All u d rwear shown here combines
land
Honest
Values
Keeps
the
Double
Stoie
Always
Bflsy.
I .uauv yum is oi t xceiience in regard to
j fit, quahtv and price See the lines
priced at 23? . 30c . 73c , $1 and $1 25.
! CLOTHING 12 PATTON AVE.
! It is true that clothes d in't make the
-nan. bat il the man doesn't wear stvlish
; made and modern attire he'll cut a snrrv
: fitare among his fellow cit'Z.ns Our
pricts will enable v u to wear the righi
sort of clothes
Men's black Cheviot suits S-1-.30.
Men's fancy or plain Cassimtre suits
$6 50.
Men's Twptds or Imported Cassimere
suits $7 90.
Mtu's tine rlresssui's madeol Venetian
Clotti or Imported L'0- urce Clav
Wi,ts cd $10 00.
OVERCOATS.
The- kind thr tailors ask $3U, vou but.
here for $10
A rattling good heavv b!u? beaver
gotid v .lue $8 00.
A great stuck . f storm l isters, the
prices are hs low a $3 50
GREATER SHOE SELLING
Advices received from our manufacturers state that
shoes have advantvil from 10 to 15 percent. This may be a
surprise to you not surprising ;(t all to us. We bought
enough shoes to s oe 10,000 peoole. We will not advan e
the price either so long as we have this lot on hand. See the
special display in window at $1.00 for this week.
Baltimore Clothing;, Shoe
and Dry Goods Company.
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t
More
Styles,
Designs,
and
Grades
Shown
Here
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CthT
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in
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