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The grimy little boy walked up to
the butcher and thrust out a note.
This is what the butcher read:
“Please give Johnny 10 cents
worth of dog meat, and be sure it’s
fresh dog meat on account of last
time papa got sick.”—Washington
Post.
The Troth Will Out
The hostess had trouble in getting
Mr. Harper to sing. After the song
had been given she came up with a
smiling face to her guest and made
the ambiguous remark:
"Now, Mr. Harper, you must nev
er tell me again that you cannot
sing—I know now!”
The Usual Way
“Did he take his misfortunes like
a man?”
“Yes. He laid the blame on his
wife.” _
Taken for Granted
Fred—Last night I dreamt that
1 married the most beautiful woman
in the world.
Maude—Were we happy?
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Virtue itself often offends when
coupled with bad manners.—
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