PACE TWO. FAYETTEVILLE OBSERVER, APRIL 30, 1913. AN IDEAL MAN. The Duetsche Tageszeltung of Ber lin pays a high tribute to Secretary of State Bryan in a long editorial com mending on the so-called paradox of "the notoriously most materialistic cation in the world under the guid ance of the two most notable ideal ists of the time Wilson and Bryan." It believes that the appointment of Mr. Bryan to his present position promises closer German-American re lations. ' "Mr. Bryan," says the paper, "is a man of the highest nobility of mind and a Democrat in the finest sense of the word. He is filled with the spirit of Washington, Bancroft and Lincoln, but lives In a time of moral and eco nomic slavery under feudal lords and trust magnates. It will be one of the most interesting studies of modern times to watch the contest of material Ism and idealism in the new world." WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE? Prom Tit-Bits. A story is being told of a gentleman who was on a motoring tour when his car broke .down near a small village. It was late in the evening, so he de cided to put up for the night at the only inn the village possessed, says Pearson's Weekly. After a rather scrappy supper he was shown up to his bedroom, but soon after the ianlord had come down stairs again his guest leaned over the balustrade and called: "Landlord' Landlord: Do you think I'm going to clean my own boots'.'" "What d'ye mean?" grumbled tli? landlord. "Vhat have you put a polishing pad on my bed for?" demanded the guest. 'llie landloid came upstairs to iook. "Polishing-pad!" he snapped. "That's not a polish ing-pad! That's the pillow!" FOR GOOD ROADS. Ft oup Surry County Townships to Vote on Bond Issue Next Montn. Charlotte Observer. Elkin, April 20 Agitation lor road improvement is beginning to make itself felt in Surry. Mount Airy town shop recently voted bonds to the amount of $30,000 for road improve ment and four other townships in the county have elections scheduled. These are Eldra, $20,000 to vote May 12, Rockford, $20,000 to vote May 13, Marsh, $25,000 to vote May 12, and Siloam, $:!0,000 to vote May 14. As is usual there is some opposition to the bond issue but the friends of good roads are enthusiastic and working hard and hope to carry the election in the majority of the townships. Mr. T. M. George who for nine years published the Elkin Times left last week with his family for Mount Airy where he has purchased the Mount Airy Leader and will consolidate the two papers under the uanie of the Mount Airy-Times Leader. Mr. W. F. George the associate editor of the paper is to be married April 30 to Miss Frances Sedberry, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Sedberry of Fayette ville. The ceremony will take place in Hay Street Methodist caurch, Fay ettevllle. Mr. Gilvain Roth of this place who is undergoing treatment in a hospital at Winston-Salem is improving and hopes to be able to return home short ly. Mr. Roth was employed by a lum ber company in eastern North Caro lina and while there was taken ill. The new building to be occupied by the Elkin Drug Company is fast near Ing completion and the company ex pect to have it ready for occupancy by May 1. Dr. J. W. Ring the princi pal owner of the company has been a resident of Elkin for 40 years, being the pioneer druggist and physician to locate here. He has had the misfor tune to twice lose his drug store by fire, each time the flames starting in another part of town and getting him In their wake, but he is not discour aged nor cast down and is coming gain with a bigger and better busi ness than before. TRUE ENJOYMENT. What constitutes recreation depends of course, on the point of view of the one who is recreated. This anec dote shows what one small citizen thought enjoyable, says the Chicago Record-Herald. A boy in a certain State school for dependent children wrote his father: "Dear Papa We children are hav ing a good time here now. Mr. Sager broke his leg and can't work. We went on a picnic and it rained and we all got wet. Many children here are sick with mumps. Mr. Higgins (ell off the wagon and broke his rib, but he can work a little. ' The man that is digging the deep well whip ped us boys with a buggy whip be cause we threw sand in his machine and made black and blue marks on us. Ernest cut his finger badly. We are all very happy." RUSSIAN EXPORTS TO THE UNI TED STATES. From Consular Reports. The increase of Russion exports to the United States was ope of the sur prises of 1912. The growth in this trade during the past two years has mainly resulted from a demand in America for Russian raw hides and lor the cheaper grades of wool for the manufacture of carpets. During the past five years, Russian exports to the United States have in creased from $9,445,131 to $31,137,- 032. These figures indicate only the direct trade. - The great part of the export business in Russia is controll ed by German tradesmen, who have strong connection in the United States, : and many of their principal shipments are sent via Hamburg and Bremen, and consequently enter American ports as German goods. This Is true especially or Hides, wool, and caviar. THE BEGINNING OF PHOTOGRA PHY. From the Chicago- Record-Herald. . It was a master achievement to pro duce a photograph; but a much great er achievement to make a photograph talk. Thomas A. Edison has suceed- ed in producing moving pictures m which everything that the characters aay and every noise that Is made is heard throughout the largest theatre; And yet the first photograph from life was taken only 84 years ago. In the year 127 the camera ob acura was invented by Roger Bacon. In 15E6 alchemists noted the darken ing effects of light upon silver. " In 1669 Baptist Porta perfected the cam .ra obscure. ' ' -' , v v--' Brougham In 1796 suggested the poe r'Wtj of obtaining an tmpresskm-on Ivory sensitized wkh a solution of river in the camera obscura. The real c -overer of photography iras Joseph ;hore Ntepoe, who began in 1814 experiments to obtain permanent pic tures. In 1829 he was. Joined by L. G. M. Daguerre, who had been experiment ing elnce 1824 Dauguerre received a pension of 6,000 francs from the French government and Nlepce's son 4,000 francs on condition that their process should be published in detail and made free to the world. The fol lowing table Indicates the progress of further discovery: Process Date of Dls- Ex- covery. posure. Daguerreotype ,.1839 . 45 minutes Calotype 1841 3 minutes Collodion (wet).. 1851 10 seconds Collodion (dry).. 1864 15 seconds Gelatin dry plates 1878 1 . second The oldest photograph In existence is in the museum of Chalons-Sur-Sa-one, the native town of Niepcs. ' It is the photograph of an engraving of a potralt of Cardinal d'Ambrolse. Nle pce's son wrote of It: "I was a witness of the making of the portrait of Cardinal d'Ambrolse. My father spread on a well-polished tin plate Syrian asphalt mixed with Dippel's oil. On this varnish he laid the engraving to be copied, which he had made transparent and placed in the light In his apparatus. After a longer or shorter time, according to the strength of the light, he laid the plate in the developing medium which caused the picture, which had till then been invisible to appear by de. grees; he theu washed the plate and .et it dry. After this he laid It, for etching, in water which was more or less acid. This picture I gave to the museum at Chalons." The first photographic portrait from ife. also reproduced, is that of Pro iessor Draper's sister, Dorothy, taken in New York in 1S29. The first full length portrait was taken in Phila delphia in 1842. The year 1811 saw the birth of photographs on paper, thanks to Fox Talbot. The first In stantaneous photograph was that of New York harbor taken in 1854. CLEAN UP WEEK. Chicago, April 21. Today, declared official "clean-up week" by Mayor Car ter Harrison, saw all of Chicago In dustriously engaged in Fcra, lng off the clinging soot and brushing up the per nicious microbe. In :i:i official state ment Mayor Harrison name ! 'he week at the request of the U'bian's City Club, and other organizst'oiia of wo men. The fire, police and health de partments of the city ."o-opeiated with the women's organizations the Munici pal Art League and the Chicago As sociation of Commerce to bring the plan into effect. A vigorous preliminarv campaign has been in progress for several weeks. Clerermen were asked to make "clean-up week" the subject of their sermons, and many of tnem am. : he newspaers aided the campaign. The street car and e vated companies were asked to carry posters announc ing the coming of "cl-?!,-up week" and to help by ci.iu:i:g up .heir stations and roilmg stock. l;U-h trey did. It is planned to have u monthly "clean up week" in the f-r .i? Leagues of school children ha' e join-! in the movement. FLYING FOR HEALTH. From Tit Bits. In spite of the grave risks run by aviators, the opinion is growing among doctors that flying is an excel lent cure for many diseases. It Is claimed that the purity of the air at high altitudes is extremely beneficial. A noted German authority on con sumption gave It as his belief not long ago that flying is an almost cer tain remedy for "the great white plague." His reason was that ex posure to the sun's rays at a very high altitude killed the germs of consump tion in the lungs. Even before aeroplanes became as popular as they now are, there were not wanting medical men who be lieved In ballooning for certain ail ments. As far back as 1906, Dr. George Bull,, a famous oculist, advo cated the balloon cure for eye trou bles. People suffering from eye strain would, according to this doc tor, experience wonderful relief by going up Into the air for about 3,000 feet and remaining there for some considerable time. 'The purer air at such an altitude," he said, "and the effect of watching the diminutive objects on the earth below would do the eye a great deal of good." Many professional airmen have stat ed that they fe'.t In much better health after their flights. All "cobwebs" are brushed away from the brain by avia tion, and headaches are often banish ed a3 if by magic. Miss Trehawke Davies, the noted woman aviator, stated a short time ago that flying was good for curing insomnia. When feeling very ill and "run down," it suddenly occurred to her that a trip in an aeroplane might effect a cure. Accordingly, she made an ascent with Mr. Valentine, and later on with another aviator, and to her great delight she found herself practically restored to hea th. There can be no doubt that in the near future, instead of ordering pa tients away to the seaside, doctors will advise them to go up in the air and leave their illness there. On the other hand). It .must not be forgotten that aviation make3 some people ac tually ill. .Many of your leading flyin? men have suffered severely from "air sickness" and nervous exhaustion. Al most every day, however, brings us nearer to the perfect aeroplane, and it la safe to assert that when an ab solutely perfect .machine has been evolved nothing But benefit to health will result from flying. LETTER FROM THE UNIVERSITY. Chapel Hill, April 22. Many of the State s foremost educators, represent ing all sections, are on the program of the discussions of the high school topics at the three days session of the high school conference and the dedication of the new Peabody Edu cation Building, which .events come on the dates of May 1, 2, and 3, in Chapel Hill. The North Carolina High School Bulletin, In the April number, refers to the forthcoming three days' event as one of the most important educational meetings In the State In recent years. High school problems will be discussed and plans will be formulated 'for-the continued growth of secondary education In North Carolina. The following ..educa tors who will make addresses at this meeting is an index to the import of the conference: Zebulon Judd, super intendent of Wake County schools; R. J. , Tighe, superintendent Ashevllle city schools; W. T. Whitsett, princi pal of Whitsett Institute; E. C. Brooks, of Trinity College; J. E. Turlington, of Mt" Airy-scholsHH Hj Horner! New York University; R. H. Latham, superintendent - of -Winston - -city schools; E. D. Pusey, principal of Goldaboro graded schools; Martin L. Wright, of Holly Springs high school; J. A. Matheson, of the Suite Normal aiid Industrial College; George W. Lay. presldeut of St. Mary's College; F. P. Venable, president of the Uni versity; C. W. Massey, superintendent of Durham County schools; John J. Blair, superintendent of Wilmington city schools; J. H. Highsralth, of Wake Forest College; J. Y. Joyner, State sup erlntendent of Public Instruction; and M. C. S. Noble of the department of education of the University. Professors E. K. Graham, C. L. Rap er. N. W. Walker and M. C. S. Noble, represented the State University at the sessions of the conference for ed ucation in the South in Richmond the past week. Professor Graham deliv ered an address on Wednesday night before the Southern Association of College Women on the topic of "Some Factors In the Education of Women." Dr. C. L. Raper delivered two lectures before the Conference on Taxation in the South on the respective subjects of "Taxation and Efficiency in the Southern States" and "Effective As sessment System." Four more positive dates for base ball games remain to be played by the University of North Carolina team; nameiy, the University of South Caro lina, Virginia Polytechnic Institute, A. & M., and Wake' Forest. . Also, there Is a possibility for the arrangement of a third game with the University of Virginia to break the existing tie. If the game is arranged it will be staged In some leading North Carolina city early In May. LAUNCHING OF THE CUNARD LINER AQUITANIA. London, April 21. Before a large gathering of public officials and offi cials of the Cunard Steamship Line the new trans-Atlantic liner Aqultanla was launched at Clydebank today. The Aquitania despite her great weight and bulk took the water gracefully and without incident. The new steamer is one of the most luxurious in the trans-Atlantic service. Accommodating 3,790 passengers, the big ship will have a threatre aboard for the amusement of the first and second cabins, carrying a theatrical company with a repertoire of plays. There will be Turkish and electric baths, according to Cunard officials, not only is the steamer up-to-date in every way as regards luxury, but 13 fu ly equipped with all the latest safe ty devices as well as the number of life boats necessary to accommodate the large number of passengers In the event of accident. The cost of constructing the Aqui tania, which has a tonnage of 50.000 and measures 885 feet with a breadth of 95.6, reached the $10,000,000 mark. She will have a maximum speed of 23 knots an hour. In order to launch the steamer it was necessary to remove millions of cubic yards of material from the river bed. The rudder of the big red vessel weighs 70 tons and is made of soiid cast steel, built In three sec tions. The name "Aquitania" i.; the Latin name of a part of Gaul, originally in cluding the cou-u'v between the Pyra nees and Garronne, p-o(iled by Llbe rian tribes and settled in parts by Celts. PUTTING IT FRANKLY. From Tit-Bits. The story Is now being retold at Washington of an American patriot who once called at the White House to ask for a certain v'ost. He gave his name and his business and was shown into what he .-U'lpcsed was a waiting room, says the Pathfinder. He picked up a newspaper from the table and began to read, in a few minutes another man came in. and he, too after a glance at the other, picked up a newspaper and began to read. After a little the first American re marked casually: "I suppose you're here on the same business as I am? "I don't know," was the reply, "I've eome to make the old chump give me a Job. Have you?" "Well, no; not exactly," replied the second man, pleasantly. "I'm the old chump himself." BUFFERS. Dr. Frank Crane, in Atlanta Journal. On each end of a railway coach are buffers. When, In coupling and switch ing, one car is thrust gainst another, it is the buffers that receive the shock. Without these useful devices freight trains would speedily be pounded to pieces, and passenger coaches would be Jerked so as certainly to destroy the comfort and possibly Imperil the lives of the occupants. If a man "were simpV a machine made of hard bones he would soon be broken; fortunately all his bone works are surrounded by cushions of flesh. Besides this the bones themselves never come incontact one with an other; at the Joint is .the cynovlal fluid, and cartilages cushion the ver terbrae. When a man makes a machine he must be careful not to allow metal to play directly upon meta , else fric tion will be produced and the mechan ism be ruined. People, in their dealings with each other, need buffers, lubricants and shock absorbers. It is well to have firm .principles. They are the bones of the soul. A man without them we very properly call a jellyfish, a wretched inverte brate. But all around the sides and ends oLour firm, unyielding princi ples should be cushions of tact. It is a good thing to have a belief that is like granite, but it is still bet ter to have it wrapped in courtesy and self-control.' I have known Christians whose re ligion was Iron, hut It was bare iron, cutting and wounding, sharp cornered, and monstrous cold to the touch. How much more effect they would have had If the iron of their unyield ing convictions were padded with the velvet oi an agreeaDie manner; I have known Socialists, Insurgents, stngle-taxers, and reformers of all types who seem to think this old world can be induced by an axe to change. They have a fierce scorn of all com promise, they tear to lower the stan dard; they want no nambypamby ways nor sort speeches. - . I confess I like such folks. I en' joy a good hater and a 'deep red talk er. But how much more they would accomplish If they would learn tie art of using buffers! How much less they would cut their own knuckles if they would wear at least the regu'a tion prizefight gloves when they go slugging! -. " - ' Let us say no apology fof cowardice nor hypocrisy, fawning nor double- dealing, but let us nevertheless re member that human society needs oil as much as much as an automobile, needs-eprtngs-His-fnacB --bngjrr and needs buffers as much as a pull man sleeper. , : ., There are certain shock-absorber souls, God bless 'em! They delicately maneuver to prevent family Jara, they side-track threatened collisions in the church, lodge or union, they know the art of keeping neighbors from clashing, and altogether they arrange so that human society shall not get a hot box. They are the pneumatic tires of progress. "Blessed are the peace-makers!" THE TWO CANALS. Charlotte Observer. In 191J, a little over 30 years after Disraeli beat France in a close race to the purchase of the Khedive's Sues Canal shares, the waterway over which the British Government thus obtained control had its moBt success ful year. It handled 5,373 vessels of 28,008,945 tons and enjoyed a total gross revenue of about $27,000,000. On her share purchased for $19,326,188 Great Britain received a 30 per cent, dividend, or $6,166,697, after having received sizable dividends from the first. . The Suet Canal being a sea level waterway, operating expenses are very low. Strict business system governs the management, and tolls are kept as high as the traffic can reason ably stand. At present there is prac tically no competition except around the Cape of Good Hope in one direc tion and to a very slight extent through the StraltB of Magellan or around Cape Horn fn the other. Be fore long, of course, it will encounter competition from the Panama Canal. Last year It lowered Its tolls some what, and conjectures were freely made that this course was pursued with the approaching completion of the Panama waterway in view. It should be instructive to compare the operating prospectus for Panama as prepared by Prof. Emory R., John son of the 'University of Pennslyvanla, an expert in the science of transporta tion, and embodied In the new canal act. His estimate wasthatbeglnning with 10,500,000 tons of shipping In 1915 the business would probably reach 17,000,000 tons In 1925. At the rates fixed this would mean a 10-year deficiency of about $26,000,000. It would account for interest on canal bonds and operating cost but not for maintenance. If we accept the offi cial British interpretation of the Hay Paunceforte treaty, as from various motives of either conscience or spe cial interest many among us contend that we should, we wid have incurred this tremendous outlay without pros pect either of any early return or any discriminating advantage even to our coastwise trade. The Suez Canal report shows that 62.88 per cent of the tonnage pass ing through there flew the British flag. It Is unfortunately certain that, outside the coastwise trade, Ameri can merchant vessels trading through Panama will for many years be few. Great Britain at Suez gets practically the benefit of fortification without the responsibility and expense; her con trol of Egypt and all the bases and coaling stations anywhere near either entrance, together with her naval predominance, give her the substance of military control largely irrespec tive of technical neutrality at tne can al. Any way we compare our invest ment at Panama with Great Britain's at Suez we need not expect such a bargain as John Bull got. ORIGIN OF FAMOUS PHRASE. The political term "dark horse" Is thought to have had .ts origin in the lollowing circumstances: In the last century there lived In Tennessee a "character" named Flynn, an elderly person who dealt In hors es. F.ynn generally contrived to own a speedy nag or two for racing pur poses If he could arrange for "a good thing" during his peregrinations throughout the State. The best of Flynn's .flyers was a coal black stallion named Dusky Pete, almost a thoroughbred and able to go in the best of company. One day Flynn visited a town where a race meeting was In progress. He entered Pete. The people, knowing nothing of the horse's antecedents and not being over impressed by his ap pearance, backed the local favorite heavily against the stranger. Just as the beasts were being sad dled for the race, a certain jud e Mc Mlnamee, who was the "oracle" of that part of the State, arrived on the course and was made one of the race Judges. x As he took his place on the stand he was told of the foi.y of the owner of the strange entry." Running his eye over the track the Judge instantly rec n?ni7e1 Ptf Gentlemen." said Mc Minamee, "there's a dark horse in this race, as you'l. find out. He- was right. Pete, the dark horse," lay hack until the three-quarter pole was reached, when he went to the front with a rush and won the race. NAME YOUR COUNTRY HOME. We wonder why It Is more of our country homes are not named. Vir- inia names her homes, so does South Carolina, more than we. For m le:-. and miles you mr.y ride through cur county and adjoining counties and never find a heme with a name. Th re are nice homes p enty ol them, but yet there is one thing lacking, they are without names, v Why should you name your home? For the same reason, that you name your child- to live it a means of dis tinction, an individuality, that some thing which causes it to stand out with a bearing and dignity all its own. A name gives a completeness tnat comes from nothing else; it invests your home wkh a pride, a purpose and so enab es It to better fill that place in society designated to the home. -. . .. Parents can hardly do their chil dren a greater Injustice when they are sma 1 Uan to fail to gve them a name. Everyone can see to what a disadvantage a child without a nam is put. No one knows what to can him and when he . is mentioned in such commonplace terms as "that Smith boy" or "that younl boy of Mr. Jones" all of his personality has been detracted, leav.ng him a b ank. What a strong, iorceful name will do for a child, an appropriate attrac tive name will do lor a home.; Where in it means stiength, a repula.iun, anJ character to the child, it means the same to the home. . " ': ; " First, make your home worthy of a 'name. There is no sadder sight than seeing a respectaUe good .name bedraggled and plo ched with dis grace. Make no pretensions in name In; your home. Clean it up, beautay the surroundings and give it an appro priate name thereby making it more attractive to you and others. " IN 8EARCH OF A LOST CONTIN ENT, SiwtngfWd-ReTmbHcan.'t 1 .Many expeditions have been setting out lately in quest of lost treasure, but perhaps, the most ambitious is thnt which sailed from London in search not merely .of sunken treasure, but of a sunken continent. For many years objects of gold and silver found by fishermen along the toast of Yuca tan have excited the curiosity of sci entists, and eome have believed In the existence of a once rich and popu lous country long since swallowed up by the sea. The English explorer Meekham, who Is at the head of the expedition, has already been over the ground, and his opinion is supported by the Budapest geologist, Professor Monsonyi. That the region is highly volcanic is weil known, ' and great earthquakes are frequent both in Mex ico and in Central America. It is the belief of the adventurers that the Yucatan peninsula is what is left of an immense irregular land surface, perhaps as large as Europe, stretching along the twentieth parallel of lati tude.. Hopes of treasure may be fal lacious, but the shallow waters of the Gulf of Campeachy, west of Yucatan, are worth a more careful -exploration than they have yet had. PLENTY OF ROOM ON EARTH. Philadelphia Public Ledger. ' Pessimists persons who see only the worst side of everything often talk of the overpeopling of the earth. They think that it is getting crowded, and look upon wars, famines and de creasing birth rates as providential devices for preventing men and wo men from, becoming too numerous and making - things uncomfortable for the chosen few who like to own 100,000 acres apiece, to be laid out in pri vate parks and preserves. They are like the Scotch laird who discouraged large families among his tenants be cause he feared that too many human belng3 would interfere with his game and spoil his shooting. - According to these persons there Is a growing dan ger that before long millions of hu man beings will be literally crowded off the earth because it will be incon venient to make room for them. In truth, however, there Is plenty of room on the earth and the great mother could easily maintain ten tmes as many children as she now possesses. No doubt the world is get ting a little crowded In small, spots, but If we look at it as a whole we see that the senters of population are only like a few anthills scattered over a vast field, most of which is unoccu pied. It would be a disgrace to mankind If 10,000 years from now a single hu man being should perish from lack of sufficient sustenance furnished by the earth to support its inhabitants. The land surface of the globe covers over 50,000,000 square miles. Accord ing to the censuses- and estimates made in 19 10, it contains nearly 2, 000,000,000 inhabitants, an average of 10 to the square mile. Leaving out of account the mountains, the desert and the ice-covered land about the poles, there must be at least 30,000, 000 square miles capable of support ing a dense population, especially with the aid of modern machinery for the cultivation of the soil. If the whole 30,000,000 square miles could be made to sustain 'a population as dense as that of Belgium the earth would have about 2,000,000,000 inhab itants. If the average density were only 200 to Lie square miles instead of 650, as in Belgium, the total popu lation would be 6,000,000,000. Our population In 1910 was about 91,000,000, living on an area of 3,560, 000 square miles, an average of be tween 25 and 26 human beings to the square mile. There cannot be the slightest doubt that this could be in creased to an average of 200 to the square mile, making a population for the United States of more than 700, 000,000. Very likely this could be in creased to a thousand millions with the aid of modern science. The vast continent of Africa, with an area of more than 12,000,000 square miles, certainly does not con tain more than 150,000,000 inhabitants, an average of less than 13 to the square mile. . Yet at least of Africa is very fertile and even the Sahara des ert possesses the potential develop ment. It is probable that Africa could maintain more than .1,000,000,000 of people, If It were 227,000 square miles, -upports 440,000,000 people, and India, with 1,773,000 square miles, has 315, 000,000 inhabitants. South America covers 7,000,000 square miles and contains, say 45, 000,000 people, an average not much ibove- six to the square mile. It is rich enough to have at least 500,000, 000. ' No, the earth is not being overpop ulated. THE INCOME TAX. Says a Washington te'egram: The income tax proposed by Democrats means more than thinks at first g'.ance. "The average exemption from the one in- come taxes in English-speaking coun tries," said Representative ordell, Hull, of Tennessee, "is an income of $1,150 and in all other countries where such tax is Imposed, $250. The figures show that England leads the world in collections from in come taxes. Fifty-two countries and States impose an income tax. Among them are: England, six Australian commonwealths. New Zealand, British Cnlcumbla, Cape of Good Hope, India, r eeward Islands, St Vincent, Hawaii, Austr a, Denmark, Prussia, -Alsace- ' oralne, Baden, Bavaria, Brunswick, Hesse, Mecklenburg, Saxony, Wutten-J berj, Holland, Hungary, Italy, Nor- wy, Luxemburg, Sweden, the Swiss cantons, Spain, Queensland, Japan. Rates In Other Countries. The following rates and collections prevail In tne larger countries: Eng land, $200,000,000 annually at a rate of between 2 and 3 per cent, on the lowest to 6 2-3 per cent on the high est Prussia collects between $90,000,000 and $100,000,000 with a system of braduated rates, running from .57 per cent, to 2.85 per cent Italy collects 150,000,000 with rates running from 3 3-4 per cent, to 20 per cent. ' .- . ' Spain $20,000,000 at 1 1-2 per cert, to 20 per cent. Jaoan $20,000,000 at 6 1-4 per cent, to 20 per cent. Saxony, $15,000,000 at 2 1-2 to 5 ppr cent, j The fo'lowlng named countries col lect about $10,000,000 at various rates; Denmark, Cape Good Hope, Holland, Norway, India, 'Sweden, Switzerland nd Hungary. ' - Austria col'ects $15,000,000 at a rate of from 110 of one per cent, to be tween four and five per cent ' Twenty-five German States impose an 'Income tax, the rate ranging from 2-3 of on per cent, to 8 per cent. "Our bill," said Representative Cor drll Hull, 'of Tennessee, who framed the income features of the House tar iff bill, to the News and Observer correspondent, tonight; "will collect f rom$8(MHH).0A04 $100,000,000-01 we were to apply the law of England to this country as we will apply ours we would collect between $375,000,000 and $400,000,000." w MOTHER-IN-LAW GOAT IN NINE VAH 3,500 B. C. Dr. Harry Pratt Judson, president of the University of Chicago, told the Hamilton club that his specialists had discovered in their researches that most of the standard Jokes now pre valent had been current 3500 B. C. On bricks taken from the site of Nlnevah the various "mother-in-law" jokes were Inscribed. Even at that ealy date the mother-in-law was the "goat" for all domestic trouble. She chased her son-in-law from the do mestic hearth, and the young husband Is depicted as a frightened person, Babylon at a date several centuries la ter produced hieroglyphics showing the "ugly man" joke. If the ugly man met any man uglier, he had vowed to , kill him. The man to be sacri ficed was willing because be was the uglier. .. Prof. J, H. Breasted, the noted Egyptologist, discovered the varia tions of the joke of the bashful young man proposing to the grouchy father for his daughter as early as 3300 B. C. The Egyptians of the period had the jokes of the "souse" who cannot open the door of his dwelling. Prof. Starr, the famous anthropolo gist, found In the Philippines and Mal ay archipelago among the earliest re searches many evidences of the "boob" that rocks the boat and drowns his sweetheart and friends. Dr. Judson believes the Btorles now current and forming some of the am munition of the after dinner speaker were told at the dawn of civilization. In fact the chant of the old Whitechapel club Is true: "In the days of old Rameses (are you on?) they told the same tale, sang the same song." WATCH YOUR STEP! The Conductor Wants to See a Fin ished City. "Ain't they ever gonna get 'this town done? I been steppin' over cement sacks an' dodgln' hod carriers ever since I was a kid. First it's one build in' an' then it's another. Looks to me like people is awful poor guessers In puttin' up stores an' skyscrapers. They keep tearfn' down one block an' startin' another, so's you can't go no where an' not hear a donkey engine hols tin' brick. This is gonna be a fine town some day, but it's a long time off. To hear some fellows talk, you'd think the minute all th' buildln's has been put up an' all th' railroads made, an' all the hammerln an saw- In' 's done, you'd have to chloroform workln' men an' stop raisin' men ba bies. That's all bunk. This world wasn't made to keep rlppln' it to pieces an' doin' It over agin, like a fool baby knocks down blocks an' sets 'em up agin. They don't no more need a sixteen-story buildin' in this town n I need sixteen legs. Like as not, after me an' you's dead, an' a earth quake scrambles all these elevator houses th' fellows llvln' then ll get it into their heads that nobody ought to live upstairs at all, an then them guys'll be tearin' down all th' sky scrapers an' buildin' houses spread out all over ten-acre lots, an' no stairs In 'em at all. I tell you, us people's gone daffy on brick and mortar. Time they get all th cities done, they 11 have all th' strong men crippled. Most workln' men can t stand straight up now. It takes a small boy to tell 'em how many stories a new buildin has. We don't need any more new buildin's. If we'd spend th' money in he.pin' old people live easy an' givin' young ones some thin' to think about sides gettin a job wed have a city worth livin' in. I'd like to wake up an' find this town finished, an' th' people's minds on somethin' 'cept rent. Maybe th' government could plan how to make folks happy, 'stead o' schemln' bow to juggle dollars. "Look where you're steppin ! "Both doors, both doors; little live ly, please! "Watch your step! Atlanta Georgian The Incumbent of an old church in Wales asked a party of Americans to visit his parochial school. After a recitation he invited them to question the pupils, and one of the party ac cepted the Invitation. "Little boy, he said to a rosyiaced lad, "can you tell me who George Washington was? "Ibb, sir," was the smiling reply. '"E was a 'Merican general." "Quite right And can you tell me what Georte Washington was re markable for?" "Iss, sir. He was remarkable 'cos e was a 'Merican and' told the truth." AUDITORIUM AND MARKET QUES TION. Mr. Editors I notice in Saturday afternoon's Observer that It was sug gested at a meeting of the Board of Aldermen on Thursday night that the Auditorium Company could place a box in an adjoining room and ascer tain the views of the people upon the sale of the market house to the city. I beg to say that it was a mere sugges tion to the Board of Aldermen, if they desired to ascertain the sentiment of the people. Of course, the Auditorium Company has nothing to do with that, but simply made a proposition to the city that if it desired it could obtain this property at what it cost the pre sent stockholders.,. Further than that the company has nothing to do or say. . ' LaFAYETTE AUDITORIUM CO., By J. Vance McGougan, President. Mrs. Elizabeth Lilly r-of Mt Gilead, N. C, is here visiting her eon, Dr. J. M. Lilly, on . Haymount DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deaf ness, and that is by constitutional remedies. - Deafness li caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deafness Is the result and- unless the inflammation can be . taken out and this tube re stored to its normal condition, hear ing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Ca tarrh, which Is nothing but an Inflam ed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for cir- aularSr-free, F. J. CHENEY, & Co, Toledo, Ohio. sold by Druggists, 75c. v Take Hall's Family Pills tor consti pation. v ; , 2-24-lmo Fayetteville Marble and Granite Works STRICTLY FIRST-TI A WORK CALL AT MY YARD OR WRITE TO PRICES. Rsspectfuliy, E. L REM8BURG,. PROPRIETOR, WE3T OF F. I. L I. ARMORY. FAYETTEVILLE, N. C. PHONE 173-L. TREN TIN I The new Mary Garden Talcum Powder. A sample bottle of MARY GARDEN Perfume FREE with the first one hundred packages. 35c the box. H. R. Home & Sobs PHONE 1. MOTHS Keep them away with RED CEDAR COMPOUND 1C- SOLD ONLY AT SEDBERRY'S THE REXALL STORE. 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