FERRY NEWS Ferry, Nov. 9. —Mr. McCurry, of Cliffside, was present at Floyd's Creek Sunday and made a nice talk just after Sunday school concern ing the Every Member Canvas that is to be staged soon. His subject was "Christ's Challenge to us." he read for scripture lesson St .Mark 10th, 17-22. Dr. T. C. Holland, late mission ary to Porto Rico, made a fine ad dress at this church on Friday night. Misses Lessle and Ada Gordon en tertained a number of their friends with a party Saturday night. Num erous games were enjoyed by those there who were Misses Mamie and Mattie Hawkins, Pearl Silver, Gladys Lancaster, Agnes Morrow, Forest City; Marcus, James and Thurman Dobbins, J. P. Watkins, Aldo Haw kins, Dexter and Beauford Pace, Fay Davidson, J. C. Morrow, Britt and Garney Waters, Forest City; ] Mr. Graham Weaver of Boiling Springs, Judson Francis, Luke Pow ell, Carl Silver, Robert Phillips, Yancey Scruggs, Thomas, Bob and T. C. Gordon. Mr. Gialiam Weaver, of Boiling Springs, and brother Mr. Fred Wea ver, of Shelby, spent the week end with thei® sister, Mrs. Chas. M. Scruggs and Mr. Scruggs. Miss Agnes Morrow and Mrs. G. D. Blanton, of Forest City; spent the week end with Mr. Ed Gordon and family. The '-local school opened last Monday composed of the same fac ulty as last year: Misses Bertie Waldrop and Irene Scruggs. Mr. Clyde Gordon and family were dinner guests Sunday of Mr. Ed NERVOUS? SLEEPLESS? If you are nervous and rest less; if you can't sleep, tire easily, have Nervous Headache, Nervous Indigestion; if you have Sea Sickness, Train Sickness, Auto Sickness—take Dr. Miles' Effervescent Nervine Tablets. Dr. Rogers, noted educator, writes: "My wife has been suffer ing from nervousness and sleeplessness and we find Dr.. Miles'. Effervescent Nervine Tablets a great re- Uef. "I don't go much on pat ent medicines, but it's a pleasure to recommend a remedy that is really good." Rev. S. W. Rogers, Ph. D. P. O. Box 57, Key West, Flo. Get them at your drug store, large Package $1.00: Small 25 ccnt«. —— t t BAYER ASPIRIN is always SAFE BEWARE OF IMITATIONS UNLESS you see the name Bayer anc the word genuine on the package a: pictured above you can never be sure tha you are taking the genuine Baver Aspirii tftat thousands of physicians prescrib In their daily practice. i vThe name Bayer means genuin Aspirin. It is your guarantee of purity your protection against some imitatior Millions of users have proved it is safii Genuine Bayer Aspirin prompt! relieves: Headaches Neuritis Colds - Neuralgia D Sore Throat Lumbago Rheumatism Toothache No harmful after-effects follow its Ufl It does not depress the heart* Gordon and family. Mr. Lonzo Owens and family spent the week* end with Mr. and Mrs. Asa Lovelace, at Rutherford ton. Mr. W. P. Alexander is doing a painting job this week for a party near Sunshine a recently ftnished dwelling house. New Inventions And Improvements Shelby, R-5, Box 87, Nov. 9. Every man owes it to himself and to society to 4earn an ho,nest living. The farmer and the artisan is ex pected to earn this living in the sweat of his face, while the lawyer, the politician and others are expect ed to live in the sweat of his tongue.. Primitive, man was expected to use what few implements came to hand; but a sharp stick' to stir the soil was the acme of human ingenuity. In Civilization wheajt, ry}e, oats and i barley were the food crops, for which the ground received sundry stirrings for planting and cultiva tion with that crooked stick, which was pulled by oxen. Tubal Cain, or some other cunning workman in ' metal invented the sickle, which pre pared the grain of civilization for the tread of the oxen, after which the farmer had a winnowing fan to pour the mixture to the breeze and separate the wheat or other gra.n from the chaff. There the genius of invention remained for at least three thousand years; and the mortar and pestle did duty for a mill for several hundred years. But the genius of improvement was merely slumbering. From the nimble brain of invention was evolved the tub water mill and j the humming ground hog thresher. Both these discoveries were denounc ed as heresy;, but. saving of labor re conciled thje mass/es. Th,& ground hog, crude as it was, would separate niore grain from the chaff in a day than the manipulator of the flail, or ! the feet of an ox would in a week". ! Constitutional laziness will soon for give a grievous sin that is of labor saving tendency. Hence, after maul ing out grain with a flail and tramp | ing it out with the hoofs of the horse and the ox, mankind caused the I merry hum of the "groundhog" to 'be heard in the land, while famines | were averted by having means to plow the ground with iron and sep arate the wheat from the chaff by | sight-horse-power machinery. A "go pher" iron plow and a metal "ground hog" was regarded as the acme of in vention. But human ingenuity was at work, and the result was a steel turning plow and a separator thresh er, that cleaned the wheat from the chaff. But fogyism and superstition must have their inning. The predic tion had been that even the favorite groundhog would be a. creator of smut which had been proved a fallacy while the peripatetic prophet of evil said the separator would introduce the weevil which would destroy all wheat so soon as threshed. But sun ning the grain averted that evil, and [the teeming millions of mankind that had been provided with bread to avert famines. In the meantime another useful invention had been brought by the ingenuity of Cyrus McCormick. In days of antiquity the sickle cut down the grain but it was a very slow process. A crooked blade was drag ged through the ripened wheat, while a woman gathered and bound it into sheaves. In process of time ingen uity invented the scythe and grain cradle, which was regarded as the ne plus ultra of human achievement. But a harvester was evolved from the brain of Cyrus McCormick that traveled on wheels, with horses ?.s imotive power; that improved, cut and bound the grain at the same opera tion. The howling calamity howler predicted dire calamity to all inter ested in wheat culture. Skillful crad lers would be thrown "out of a Job | jby the impious improvement of ' a separator and an impious harvester. To add insult to injury, a son of Belial invented a "header" that cut, bound and threshed at one operation Then the calamity howler and the whangdoodle that mourneth for his first born, causes the powers to call (up the quick and dead. The profana- I i tion of a machine that would cut, 1 bind and thresh at me operation ! was the limit. All fogies fight any 1 improvement to a finish. The "crad ; ler" was hostile to the harvester be | cause he said it would throw the \ "cradler" out of a job, which, while i. it lasted, provided the cradler two !» dollars a day current money with the y 1 merchant. The fogy railed again the railroad because he lived by shoot ing squirrels and selting them; and his plea was the train would frighten all the squirrels out of the country. At present I am an invalid, and read fc ing and writing is all I can do. Forty jsix years my vocation was school THE FOREST CITY ( Ni c ) COURIER teaching. While I was paid the usua' stipend in North Carolina, Kentucky, and Missouri; I find myself in penury at the advent of old age and afflic tion. Had those 46 years been spent at bootlegging, I might hvae now been a capitalist and respected by all. My vocation would have caused crime, poverty and degredation. The scholar and the inventor are des pised, especially if they are found in the toils of poverty. The right eous are cast down on every side, while the vilest men are exalted. Like the poor, the skinflint and the gloater in penury, continue to abide with us. The one who toils not and neith er does he spin, is hailed as a lead er in society and a miracle of wis dom. The first improvement in spin This Saturday.. .The New Buick Eight • BUICK'S GREATEST 5 ADVANCEMENT PROGRAM^ New Thousands Can Now Own Huicli Eights Jflf to $2055, j. o. b. Flint, Michigan Many people now driving small cars will be Buick owners soon. For one of Buick's four new series of Valve-in-Head Straight Eights with Wizard Control is priced as low as $935 and up, f. o. b. Flint, Mich.—the lowest price at which any six or eight cylinder Buick has ever been sold. And this is the outstanding Buick of all time —far surpassing even the fine present car which enjoys four to one sales leadership over all eights in its price range. 1 The Wizard Control 8 New Longer Wheelbases, Series 32-80 17 New Improved Air Intake Silencer 2 New Automatic Clutch 3 New Free meeting 9 New Engine-Oil Temp 19 New 4 New Silent-Second Syncro-Mesh Trans- 10 Sections mission New Improved Starting 20 New Adjustable Interior Sun Visor 5 Newly-Styled, Newly-Beautified Bodies 12 Ten De g rees Increase in Cooling 21 New Electric Gasoline Gauge by Fisher 13 New, Modernized Instrument Panel 22 Rubber Pedal Pads 6 New Valve-in-Head Straight Eight New Vacuum Pump 23 New Regulator for Adjustable Full Front Engine 15 Five Demountable IVire or Wood Wheels Seat 7 New Ride Regulator 16 New Anti-Rattle Spring Shackles 24 Twenty-Six Luxurious Models Together with many other important ifnprovements $50,000 IN AWARDS _ JD _. « • Second Prize, SIO,OOO Third Prize, $5,000 ; "fTky does the lew buick Eight, at it, new low "or" Sa.uxdayNov, Ends Midnight. Monday Dec .4.1,. . • . .» n . , . , , See your Buick Dealer for literature containing full informa : - 1™"- ,t°mcmfirm 'he Bmc* pledge: Whtn better, ion on ttt oew Buic|[ Eight as aJ , ete ru|e , o( the * automobJes are built, Buck wtll buM them." contcst-.hisSa.nrd.> . Forest City Motor Co. Forest City, N. C. OUTSTANDING TIME \ PRODUCT OF GENERAL MOTORS Housewives! Make this Your Compare our prices with others and you can readily see where we'lJ s "pretty penny'' on your table needs day in and day out. The "best for the7JS" U our slogan ! Phone 80. least is The Best £2£ ES GROCERY COMPANY Forest City, N. C. ning machinery was destroyed by the roughnecks; and the first model of the cotton gin was destroyed. In or-j cier to be popular with Mankind, either be a lound-mouther, unscrupu lous politician, or a human butcher. History devotes most of its pages to telling how many a hero killed, or how much property he destroyed. I have no scalps to show of victims slain, no evidence of torch and rapine and hence am nobody much. Most of my neighbors would go father and pay out more money to see two heavy weight prize fighters maul and deface each other than hear the grandest oration, or the sweetest strains of vocal and instrumental j music. "Sich is life." —CORN CRACKER. MR. C. S. ROYSTER RE-ELECTED COUNTY HOME SUPT. Rutherfordton. Nov. 6. — Mr. C. S. Royster was Tuesday re-elect.»d Superintendent of the Rutherford County Home for two years, from Jan. 1, 1932 to Jan. 1, 1934, at a salary of SIOO per month. The office formerly paid $125 per month. Last January Ist the sal ary was cut 10 per cent or to $112.50. Beginning next Jan. Ist. the salary will be SIOO per month. The county furnishes food and a home for the keeper but he must supply clothing and incidental ex penses for his family. The Roys ters took charge of the County Home in 1921 and have made a success of it. Thursday, November 12, Buy handkerchiefs with what it saves It i»n't necessary to pay 50f or more to get ;r dentifrice. Lieterine Tooth Paste, made by t:>- . of Listerine, comes to you in a large tube at s, how it cleans, beautifies and protects your tes- i ,i or over it saves you approximately $3 a y Mr b , e{ £ dentifrices. Buy things you need with that ha , lt , handkerchiefs are merely a suggestion. Lather Pb ,7 mural (ft, LISTERINE TOOTH PASTE 25 c