HUHiiHiiimiimimimiimmiimiiiimiH tes mmm scum f S A Democratic Journal, published . weekly at I.aurinburg, S.C., by J. T. McEACHIN, Editor. 1 :r One copy, one year $1.00 One copy, six months 60 One copy, three months 35 t: -j PAYABLE IX ADVANCE. EE ( i i i i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 J 1 1 1 1 1 r 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ) is """ " L t i vol: xviii. LAURINBURG, N. C' WEDNESDJT,' JANUARY 3, 1900. SIHU MM 1 1 1 1 J I n ! ! 1.1 1 1 If 1 1 HI! 1! M II H III I II! up I ADVERTISING HATES. 1 s Local notices, 10c a line each in- s sertion. J One column 1 year ..$100 5 j One-half column, one year , 60 S One-eight column, one year.... 5 s Special rates to constant advert J tisers on long or short time adver- J E tisements quoted on application. if BiiiiiuminHmm.uirnimmiiumimEiI mil HOODV8 ASECDOTES TOLD KUOU THK PULPIT. k pt on quoting Scripture, feeling that if the man didn't believe, God cou'd do what He chose with His words, and make it quick and powerful and sharper than a two-edged sword.. The man kept saying that he did-not believe what the Bible said, and I kept on quot ing passage- after paesage of Scripture, and the man who, two hours before, had entered the hall an infidel, went oat of it a converted man, and a short time after his conversion he left the city for Boston a Christian, to join his family in Europe. Before this gentle man went away I asked him if he be lieved the Bible, and his reply was : "From back to back, every word of it." . A favorite way to study the Bible with me is first to take up one expression, and run through the different places where they are found. Take the "I ims" of John. "I am the bread, of life;" "I am the water of life;' "1 am the resurrection;" "I am all and in all." God gives to bis children a blank, and on it they can write whatever they most want, and he will fill the bill. And the promises. A Scotchman found out 31,000 distinct promises in the word of God. There is not a despondent soul but what there is a promise just to suit him. I remember when I was a boy I went several miles from home with an older brother. That seemed to me the longest visit of my life. It seemed that I was then farther away from home than I had ever been before or have ever been since. While we were walking down the street we saw an old man coming toward us, and my brother said, "There is a man that will give you a cent. He gives every new boy that comes into this town a cent." That was my first visit to the town, and when the old man got opposite to us he looked around and my brother said, not wishing me to lose the cent, and to remind tbe old man that I had not received it, told him I was a new boy in the town. The old man, taking off my hat, placed his trembling hand ou my head and told me I had a Father in heaven. It was a kind, simple act, but I feel the pres sure of the old man's hand upon my head to this day. You don't know how much you do by just speaking kindly. A rule I have had for years is to treat the Lord Jeeus Christ as a personal friend. He is not a creed, a mere empty doctrine, but it is He himself we have. The moment we have received Christ we should receive him as a friend. When I go away from home I bid my wife and children goodby, I bid my .friends and acquaintances goodby, but I never heard of a poor backslider going down "i nav3 Deen iiir service has The anecdotes of Dwight L. Moody, the famous evangelist, as told by him in the course of his sermons, no doubt contributed largely to the remarkable btuutees of the evangelist in his chosen work. He rarely preached a sermon without making some apt and pointed illustration which brought home to the hearts ot his hearers the idea which he wifhed to convey. His stories were terse, simple and well told and his store bonne of anecdotes beemed inexhausti ble. To illustrate the character ol the evangelist, briefly, it has been writteu of biai' as follows: Self-made, and conscious of the ab solute truthfulness of every Bible decla ration, I-vight Lymau Moot'y is, per haps, the most independent and power ful of evangelists. Man, rather than books, and God, rather than man, have t een bid study, and made his life in tensely individual and one which has ((instantly increased in good works. During his long labor he has been the tiiime faithful, persevering, original and puugent I). L. Moody, with an unshaken faith in God and a burning desire for the conversion of souls. At home Mr. Moody is cheerful and happy; in the eoiial circle he is genial and compan ionable; in the pulpit he is truth on lire." Mr. Moody's anecdotes dealt with every phase and character of life. He appealed to his hearers earnestly and with eimple eloquence and his power ful personal influence and magnetism he was listened to with rapt attention wherever he spoke. His anecdotes ap pealed to one's sense of affection, afflic tion, assurance, belief; they were de signed to inspire belief in the Bible, they encouraged Bible study; he told stories of the blind, the blood, of chil dren, of Christ, Christian work, Chris tian zeal, confession, conversion, decis ion, deliverance, excuses, faith, forgive utss. grace, heaven, infidelity, intemp erance, liberty, little folks, praise, prayer, song, trust, wisdom and things closest to the jeople. A few of the most striking of these are giyen below : "One day when I was in Brooklyn I saw a young man going along the street without any aims. A friend who was with me, pointed him out, and told me his story. When the war broke out he felt it to be his duty to enlist and go to the front. He wis engaged to be mar ried, and while in the army letters passed frequently between him and his intended wife. After the battle of theipn his knees and saying '.. :."ie.-ni,PB me young najiynea hoji- linear you for tea yj ously for the accustomed letter. At last I one came in a strange hand. She opened it with trembling fingers, and read these words: 'Now we have fought a terrible battle. I have been wounded so awfully that I shall never be able to support you. A friend writes this for me. I love you more tenderly than ever, but I " release you from yo ir promise. I will not ask you to join your life with the maimed life of mine.' That letter was never answered. The next train that left, the young lady was on it. She went to the hospital. She found out the numbei of his cot, and she went down the aisle, between the long rows of the wounded men. At last she saw the number, and, hurrying to his side, she threw her arms around his neck and said 'I'll not desert you. 1'Jl take care of you.' He did not re sist her love. They were married, and there is no happier couple than this one. We are dependent on one another. Christ savs, 'I'll take care of you; I'll take you to this bosom of mine.' The young man could have spurned her love; he could, but he didn't. Surely you can be saved if you will accept the Saviour's love. If God loves us, my friends, he loves us unto the end. 'For God so loved the world, that be gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." "I remember seeing a story sometime Ago in print. It has been in the papers, but it will not hurt us to hear it again A family in a southern city were strick en dowu with yellow fever. It was rag ing there, and there were very stringent tauitary rules. Tne moment anybody died, a cart went around and took the collin away. Tbe father was taken sick and died and was buried, and the mother was at last stricken dowu. The neigh bors were afraid of the plague, and none dared go into the house. The mother had a little son and was anxious about her boy, and afraid he would be neg lected when she was called away, so she called the little fellow to her bedside and said, 'My boy, I am going to leave you, but Jesue will come to you when I am gone.' The mother died, te cart came along and she was laid in the grave. The neighbors would haye liked to take the boy but were afraid of the pestilence. ie wandered about and noallv started up to the place where thev ba'd laid his mother and eat down on tne grave and wept himself to sleep Next morning he awoke and realized his position alone and hungry. ttranger came along came along and seeing the little fellow sitting on the ground, asked him what he was waiting for. The bov remembered what hi mother had told him and answered, am waiting for Jesus,' and told bim the whole story. The man's' heart was touched, tears trickled down his cheeks unci he said 'Jesus has sent me,' to which the boy replied, 'You haye been a good while coming. He was pro vided for. So it is with as. To wa; for us we musi have courage ana pa tience and God will help us." An infidel come the other day to one of our meetings, and when I talked with him he replied that he didn't be lieve the twelfth part of the Bible but SAM JOKtf? WR1TKS HOW TO BUILD A MODEL CUT. ' . become tedious ami monotonous,!! -iiave come to bid you farewell; goodbyj Lord esus Christ. ' I never beard c$ one doing this. I will tell you how tq&y go away, they just run away. I Two young men came into our in quiry room here the other night, ana after a convert talked with them and showed them the way, the lighi broke in upon them. Ihey were assea, 'Where do you go to church?" They gave the name of tbe church where they had been going. Said one, "I advise you to go and see the minister of that church." "We don't want to go there any more. We have gone there for six years and no one has spoken to us." A young convert got up in one of our meetings and tried to preach ; he could not preach very well, either, but he did the best he could. Some one stood up and said: "Young man, you cannot preach; yoa ought to be ashamed of yourself." Said the young man, "So I am, but I am not ashamed of my Lord." That is right. Do not be ashamed of Christ of the man that bought us with His own blood. I remember soon after I got converted a pantheist got hold of me and just tried to draw me back to the world. These men who try to get hold of the young converts are the worst set of men. I don't know a worse man than he who tries to pull young Christians down. He tried to argue with me, and I did not know the Bible very well then, and he got the best of me. The only way to get the best of these atheists, pantheists or infidels, is to have a good knowledge of the Bible. Well, this pantheist told me God was everywhere, in the air, sun, moon, earth, stars, but he really meant nowhere. And the next time I went to pray it seemed that I waa not praying anywnere or to any one. We have ample eyidence in the Bible that there is such a place as heaven, and we have abundant manifestation that His influ ence from heaven is felt among us. I won't accept this invitation be cause of those hypocrites in the church." My friend, you will find very few there if you get to heaven. There won't be a hypocrite in the next world, and if you don't want to be associated with hypo crites in the next world you will take this invitation. Why, you will find plenty of hypocrites in the church. They have been there for the past 1800 years, and will probably remain there. cut what is that to you r This is an. in dividual matter between you and your God. - - Sarage Hog Kills a Farmer. jacoo vanaoren, aged 73 years, a farmer, living near White House, Md., died from injuries received three days ago, when he waa attacked by a vicious hog. The large hog broke from its pen and attacked Vandoren before he could defend, himself. One of the hog's tusks tore a frightful wound in his leg and he was otherwise badlv injured. Vando ren called to his dog, which attacked the savage beast just as it was making a second onslaught. The hog left its vie tim and attacked his dog, which ena bled Vandoren to make his escape. Pittsburg, Pa. The building of cities dates back almost as far as the history of mankind and we have as many varities of cities as we have varieties of men. I have been in and through almost every Important town and city in the United btates and Canada, but it was my good fortune on this lecture tour to visit and spend a day in the model city of America, the town of Vandergrift, Pa., forty miles northeast of Pittsburg, situated on the historic Kiskiminetas river. Beautiful for situation and pleasant in all its surroundings, mountain, hill and dale all blended, making an ideal spot. This town was first created in the fertile brain of Mr. George G. McMurtry, president of the Apollo Iron and Steel works. It was a great pleasure to me to meet him and listen to his" words bo full of instruc tion and common sense; I spent more than two hours talking with him. This young city, three years old, which he has builded, or rather which he has taught others to build, is a mar vel of symmetry, beauty and conveni ence. Mr. McMurtry told me that he had visited all the leading manufac turing towns of Europe and America and had obtained all the information that skill and experience could give on how to build a town. He saw that the first thing was foundation and that the foundation of every model city must begin with a perfect sewerage system. Secondly, that they must have pure water. Thirdly, that environment must be conducive not only to health, but to contentment and happiness of the citi zen. . He said that the foundation which lies Kdeeper than the sewerage system of the city was the fact that a man is a man whether he is behind a hoe or behind the manager's desk, that a man has a perfect right to live and to prosper by his labor, that he is entitled to fair, square treatment by his employer, that he should have the privilege of making and maintaining a homethat his confidence in his em ployer'is next to value to his skill as a workmen, that in order to secure and retain" his confidence his employer must repose confidence in him, evince a lively, practical interest in his welfare and the betterment of his social condi tion and encourage him to look for better things. The sub-foundation of this town was in tbe fact that a citzen is both a master and a man; master of his own destiny. He told me that the Apollo Iron and Steel works had been located in Apollo, a town three miles away from Vendergift, and was the largest produc ing plant in the world of sheet steel and iron. That he was not satisfied with the environment of Apollo, so he moved and rebuilt tUe plant ot tow irou and 4 steel works ai d then builded this modern city around the plant. Alll the plans, methods, etc., were in the mind of Mr. McMurtry and he employed Mr. Fredarick Olmsted, who was the architect of the general plan of the World's fair at Chicago, and under the skillful direction of Mr. Olmstead -the plan of the town was developed, and while this town now has been in existence only three years they have more than three thousand population, and a finer class of people does not live on this continent. Ninety-seven per cent of the citizens of Vandergrift are American citizens, only three per cent foreign born. They have most beautiful churches. The company of which Mr. McMurtry is president gave to each Christian denomination not only a beautiful building lot, but seventy-five hundred dollars in cash, with only two conditions attached. First, that they were not to build a chur.. h costing less than fifteen thousand dollars, and that no debt or mortgage should ever b created on this property. The Methodists, Presbyter ians, Lutherans and Catholics have all builded beautiful churches and all are prospering, and all are growing in numerical strength. They are now just finishing a beautiful opera house costing about thirty-five thousand dollars. . The business houses of the town are niodela in architecture and beauty. The residences are built after the most im proved plans. Tne Apollo Iron and Steel Works campany don't own a single residence or business house in the town. They laid the foundation of the town, put in -sewerage, furnished a magnificent water '. works,- giving an abundance of pure water, electric lights, paved the streets and put down elegant stone sidewalks, etc.1; etc., and simply advertise the lots for sale and selling them very reasonably, and with each lot all the priveleges. of the town are given to the purchaser of the lot. More than three thousand energetic, healthy. industrious, contented people now live within the corporate limits cf this beautiful city. Each" deed to real estate from the company carries with it a prohibitory proviso for ninety-nine years that no kind of liquor or beer or wine can be sold. Mr. McMurtry told me that the Apoila Iron and Stee works didn't propose to be a Salvation Army, trying to get men to heaven, or a benevolent institution to take care of the sick and destitute, but that from a business standpoint beautiful churches and well tilled pulpits furnish advantages that business men cannot overlook. A hospital to take care of the sick is not only charity, but good business policy with an institution with a large enter prise, that they didn't propose that in Vandergrift they should give to any body anything except an opportunity to be somebody and to do something worthy of a man. He said to me that sewerage, water and lights, and no on. are generally inaugurated by piecemeal and poorly done at best m the cities, and the cost created ben dad debts and increased taxation, but the city of Van dergrift has all these and not a dollar of debt on the ci';y and furnishes oppor tunity for industry and economy such as few other' towns inihe wt;rld give to men. In the great and iron p'ant the wages of the b', ?n grade frc:n a dollar ana a half a ' p for the com monest laborer to- terrK'ars a day for the more skilled one'VTaese laboring men have purchased, era" hts ind builded their houses and uiey furnish to the steel and irojr" plant the moat intelligent, and with all, the most reliable labor in the world. .A man1 who is not all right finds a lack of congenially in this town and, he very soon either walkB the plank volun tarily or involuntarily. The plan of this town is built oa the idea that men must be healthy'to be efficient and that good health has much to do "with the moral and intellectual character of a man, and' the men in Vandergrift know that fidelity to the trusts com mitted to them not only icscTes them a permanent job, but it Mil give to them prprton jl hta. tsjf-s.oo!8 not pander to the slum element with its' Baldens t and gambling hells and vicious places. They have sense enough to know that that element neyer pays its way any where, but simply furnishes victims for the "penitentiary, almshouses and perdition. I shall carry with me Jmost pleasant memories of this beautiful young model town, and I shall be a wiser man be cause I have met and known Mr. McMurtry, the president of the Apollo Iron and Steel works, and the builder of this town. I have concluded my lecture tour. Sam P. Jones. The Markets of the World for Cotton Jackson ville Times- Union. . It is an impeachment of the sound sense of the southern people to suppose that they will vote next year to destroy the prospects of material advancment for which they have waited so patiently and labored so long. Let the issue be presented to them clearly, and they will not be so fanatic as to play into the hands of the New England manufac turers and shut dowu their mills just as their doors have been opened. To-day, with the Philippines in our possession, we shall syeak with voice potential for the open door in China, and find our claim backed by England and Japan, with the new ally, Germany. Relinquish the Philippines and the door would be closed in our faces, except as it was kept open for us by the grace of friends. Shall we accept a position so humiliat ing as this? The south is quite capable of doubling its production in raw cotton, and so long as the markets of the world are open to us it is quite possible for the south to manufacture into cloth a large portion of the increased cotton crop and yet fiad leady sale in foreign markets for every yard that the mills can pro duce. We believe that the time is rapidly approacLjng wbn there will be no each, thing afoverpud 6rtiorr xl tai oouuiry. Doctors and Morphine. One of the leading experts on ine briety in its most virulent forms, Dr. T. D. Crothers, recently read a paper before the Connecticut Medical associa tion on the subject, "Morphinism Among Physicians," which contained some remarkable statements. As doctors are as a class best acquainted with the destructive ejects of morphine, cocaine and such powerful drugs, it would seem that they would be the last to fall vic tims to them. But Dr. Crothers de clares that 21 jer cent or one in five : or the physicans of the middle and eastern states use spirits or opium to excess; and helconcludes that from 6 to 10 per cent of all medical men are opium inebriates. It is estimated that there are 150,000 opiumists in the United States; and ehis' fact, in connection with the prevalence of the opium habit among doctors, presents one of the gravest problems for solution before the American people. Dr. Crothers arraigns the men of his own profession as being responsible to a great degree for the spread of morphin ism in this country. He Had Been There Himself. The night was dark, consequently the electric lights had been turned off. Mr. Bothskid, the banker, who was return ing home at an unusually late hour, picked his way over the frozen ground, and as he approached the brown stone mansion which had been his home for many years a stifled sob escaped his lipB. The tnou-jht that it would soon pass into other hands was more than he could bear. He had nearly reached the door when a burly footpad emerged from behind a tree and ordered him to "stand ana ae liver.". ' ; A wild, uncanny laugh rang out on the frosty night ak and echoed . down the deserted avenue. It was a mirth less laugh, and it caused ti shiver to pass through the footpad s stalwart frame. My good man," said the banter in. a hollow voice, "you are too late. have iust been around paying for the Christmas presents my wife bought me Here is my watch and diamond pin." "No, no" cned the highwayman, brushmsr a tear from his cheek, "1 am a robber, it is true, but I have a heart Anci thrusting a roll of bills into the backer's hand, he vanished in the dark ness. Drowned in a Bath Tab. The New York Sun of Monday gives these particulars of the death of a North Carolinian m that city : Frederick H. Harris, a clerk 20 years old, living in the apartment house at 20 West One Hundred and Fourth street, was found dead yesterday morn ing in his bathtub. The tub was full of water and bis head and the upper part of his body were sub-nerged, but his legs were dangling over the side. The police believe that the young man had a fit white naming ana was arownea The coroner's office is investigating the case. Harm came here from Chape Hill. N. C, last July. He has been employed as aclerk by the Continental Tobacco Company." SURE DEATH TO COUNTRY MKR- . CHANTS. " '' Some members of the Natiomal Asso csation of Manufacturers, together with the proprietors of seyeral large depart ment stores, "" and" other philanthropic citizens, who seem to think that Uncle Sam should conduct his affairs to serve their personal interests, are trying to get Congress to pass a law admitting large parcels of merchandise into the mails at a low rate of postage. Among the ar guments they present is the fact that in Great Britain the postage on parcels is 6 cents for the first pound and , 2 cents for each additional pound, thus making an 11-pound package, which is this limit, cost only 26 cents: and then they goin io hysterics over the great benefit and convenience it would be to the plain people to have such a rate of postage for the transmission of their Christmas presents. The wonder is that they do not ask. Uncle Samtory their - pack ages for nothing, y , "'i" Let us see how this would work. To begin wilh, our postal service now has a d ficit of some $9,000,000 per annum for operating expenses alone, and if to this be added the appropriations for new post offices and new equipments, with a reasonable amount for depression in val ues and wear and tear, the deficit would probably amount to $20,000,000 or more per annum. Who pays this shortage? Every schoolboy knows that if Uncle Sam does not sell postage stamps enough to pay his postal expenses, he must make it up from his customs duties, or from other internal revenues, so that the people pay the Government's deficit, which form 8 the profit going into the pockets of a few large business houses who are in a position to work Uncle Sam's machinery to their personal ad vantage. If a woman in Oklahoma, or Oshkosh, or any other out-of-the-way place, can get a new dress," or ten pounds of tea, or a boy's Buit, or a pair of shoes, or any thing else that her family or household uses, in New York, Chicago or St. Louis, or any other big trade center, at an expense of 26 cents or less for postage, will she patronize her local storekeeper? A cheap parcels post means sure death to the country merchants, a blow to the prosperity of every little country vil lage, and an enormous reduction in the business of regular j bbing merchants and all for the benefit of a few mer cantile aggregations that are not sat isfied to corral all business within 100 miles of their establishments, but now want Uncle Sam to pay delivery chages on their packages so that they can cap ture the retail trade of the entire coun try. If we are not very much mistaken, the million or so of country merchants will have something to say before Con gress passes any new postal laws which WOUld inevitably CUrve- thse--nroluiaiiJ out of busines. BILL. ARP HI KuM" UROLIJa. Laziness and Success. loung People. "Laziness, said Mr. Chipperly, "is one of our besetting sins, and it is quite possible that we may be very lazy even when we are fully occupied. How many of us pitch in for all we know how when we work, and how many of us putter around the edges and pick out the easy things and use up the time on them, and fight shy all the time of the tough proposition that somebody's got to tackle? That's the question. There are more forms of laziness than one. "Not only is 'procrastination the thief of time,' " said Mr. Gray top, "it the underminer of resolution. By putting off we not only lose time, but we get into a spongy, no account, irreso lute state, which may become a part of our habit in life. With this way of do ing thines we may scrape along from day to day, but that is all. To succeed we must get at it, and as getting at it is the opening wedge to success in life, so keeping at is the beetle that drives the wedge home. I have just returned from good old old North Carolina a state that I love because of its good people, and, partly for the same reason that Alex Stephens said he loved his little dog, "because the little dog loved him." I am never more honored than when I go to visit old Bip Van Winkle, that Washington Irving made famous and Joe Jefferson immortalized. The good old state waked up long ago and immortalized herself by sending to the civil war more soldiers than any state of the con federacy, not only more in actual numbers, but more in proporfiou to population. And she would do it again: The confederate sentiment is stronger there today than anywhere that I know of and I am actually afraid that tae old veterans are getting ready to rise again. Why, at Wadesboro twenty-six of them, ; in old confederate badges, escorted me to the hall. Some of them had but one rm tndjBme one leg, and they were all solemnly" prouo?T?tTte?? They circled half around me on the platform and reminded me of the grand sanhedrim that Moses tells us used to gather at the tabernacle. They baye a Tammany hall in the village, where they rendezvous and refresh their mem ories and keep alive and burning the confederate sentiment. I do hope they wonrt rise again. From there I went to Monroe, a beautiful little city of 4,000 people, who are wide awake and are putting on metropolitan airs. Cotton jnills and oil mills and waterworks and a gas plant are already established, and I was pleased to see that the children in the factory looked healthy and happy, and the superintendent told me he paid the youngest of them 25 cents a day, and warked them only 10 hours. I met scores of old confederates there and some of them came miles to greet me. It was a real ovation all the day long, and made me feel humble and thank ful, for I can't understand what I have done to merit such kind attention. One old veteran who lives in the Waxhaw settlement brought me a hickory cane cut from the spot where Andrew Jack sou waB born. Another veteran came sixteen miles to bring me a jug of mineral water from his spring, thai he said would cure me of my kidney trouble in two minutes. "Yes. sir," said he, with emphasis, "ia two min utes by the clock." But I must forbear for this time and close this long letter with love to all mankind except some. Bill Arp. once Jost Hla First Marriage Certificate. Salisbury Sun. James G. McGlamery, of Wilkes county, has had the honor of marrying the same woman twice. The hrst cele bration occurred twenty-Bix years ago and the last only a few days ago since. Mr. McGlamery tells the Chronicle that twenty-six years ago he and America Nichols went to South Carolina and were married. They made their home there till a few years ago, when they were burned out and everything de stroyed. The certificate of marriage was burned with the other things. They mqy-ed back to Wilkes, where they have lived together since. They have eight children, some of them married. There, however, are alwavs "doubting Thom- aseB." and some of their unfriendly neighbors have recently doubted their marriace and threatened to have suit brought. Their certificate was gone. and the witnesses dead, and so they decided to have the ceremony performed aeain so as to allay the doubte of their neighbors. A 'Woman Hanged. Brandon, Manitoba, Dec. 27. Emily Hilda Blake, a domestic, was hanged here this morning for the murder of Mrs. Lane, her mistress. The execution was private, only a few persons obtain' ing the privilege of witnessing it. Miss Blake, who was only 22 years eld. walked firmly to the scaffold with out assistance and was the coolest of the party with the exception of Hangman Ratcliffe. She made no statement. The girl confessed that she committed the crime, saying she did it because she loved Mrs. Lane's children and was jealous of 4he mother's love. Her trial was very brief, as she refused all offers of counsel and pleaded guilty. "I was discharged simply to vindicate an old adge," said Simpkins. "How was that?" "The adage says, 'Where thcre'p smoke there fire.' The boss had a rule against smoking. I smoked and was fired." The Sanctif y of a Church. Philadelphia Times. Persons in New York who look a long way around a corner to find some thing to grumble about are protesting because a church in the heart of the "Tenderloin" district, that was given over to the seductive song of the soubrette. In other words, it is turned into a music ball. Not a mile away from this edifice, in a fashionable part of Madison avenue, a church building has for years been used as the up-town office cf an express company, in enlarging ana altering the building nothing was done to con ceal the fact that it had been a church. In every growing city one may find churches whose congregations have deserted them as trade drove population elsewhere. But have they ceased to be churches? Charles Kingsley, in Hypatia," tells of Augustine wanting church in which to preach to his soldiers. "There is a ruin which was last month a church," he was told. "And is one still," replied the saint "Man did not place there the spirit of God and man cannot expel it." A Judge on Pardons. In sentencing Levi Moore to 99 years .. . t i -r -1 ir in the penitentiary, juage jonn w. Wofford, of the Kansas City Criminal Court, recently made some remarkable statements. Among other things ne said : "When ou go down to the peniten tiary behave yourself and some 1001 Governor, who wishes to distinguish himself for philanthropy, benevolence and kindness, may pardon you. Yours is an extraordinary ca3e, and some Governor may think he can become distinguished by pardoning you. There fore the jury did you a great nenent not to hang you. They have given you a chance to be pardoned. We have had examples lately ot Governors seeking to become heroes by rinrfJoninflf murderers and criminals in this State. The hero lactory nas oeen working oyertime in the last eighteen months. If a man can become a hero by wading a river with the water up to his shirt tail, why can't a Governor be come a hero by parloning you?" The Kataral Inference. A gentleman was riding on one of the coaches in the Trossachs of Scot land, when the driver said to him: "I've had a coin guv me today 200 years old. Did you ever see a coin 200 years old?" 'Oh, yes," was the reply. "I have one myself 2,000 years old." "h " said the driver, "have ye?'.' And he spoke no more during the reBt of the journey. When the coach arrived at its desti nation' the driver came up to the gen Hem an with an intensely self-satisfied air and said: . ,rI told you as we came along that had a coin 200 years old. "Yes." "And yousaid to me as you had one 2,000 years old." "Yes, so I have." "Now, you be a liarP' "What do you mean by that?" "What do I mean bv that?" "What do I mean? WThy it's only 1899 now!" terse:, tart asx tiisklt. - . .. : 1 Mr. : McKinley - is already, making -plans for stumping, tours during the Presidential campaign; - one of them will be to the Pacific coast. The frequency with which the ad-miLiistra'-.on goes to the rescue of the Wall SV reel speculators boded no good to th V- pul.iican party. Gen. iioe Wheeler's friends are ob jecting to the treatment he is receiving at the hands of Gen. Otia. It is more than probable that Otis acted on orders from Washington, when he assigned Gen. Wheeler to an unimportant com mond in Liizon. That the people of this Republic. are not ungrateful"- shown by the rapid growth of the funisfor the widow and children of Gen. Lawt?. When Mr. Brigham Mtoberts looks over the trouble that thrtse wivea haye made for him he must doisbt that there is luck in odd numbers. S pieasicrTr-s , newspaper jn ?v";i step toward Filinmo uoerty 1 openly stater" that the new8p5ne -Or- Manila h ,,e less freedom in pubiianing the nev8 than was allowed under the Spanish regime. Can the United States afford to keep " on giving the lives of such soldiers as -Gen. Lawton for the Philippines ? It ia high tiaae for the people to seriously consider this question. There are many evangelists, some of them strikingly successful, but none of them have been as successful as the late Dwight L. Moody. It is not giyen to a single age to produce to such men. It lookB as though England would soon be compelled to sell bonds to raise the money to meet the enormous ex- pense of the war in South Africa. Eng land will, in the end, get the Transvaal Republic, tmt she will haye to pay a big price for it, both in money and in blood. Enla Stou a factory. Trion factory with its immense power, driving 30,000 spindles, was stopped by a school of eels. j.ne eeia came down the creek m large numbers after heavy November rains and went through the flume into the wheel pit. The unusual obstruction caused the speed of the mill to slacken and the machinery was Btopped. An examination was made and about 200 pounds of eels were found in the pit. A citizen of Trion wrote the following letter about the incident to the editor of Textile Excelsior, a cotton mill journal published at Charlotte. Trion Factory, Ga. Editor Textile Excelsior: For the past three years we have had considerable experience with eels at this mill. They come down stream after the first rain in November. So numer ous they are that they choke down the naiejr jlhis tact joas bees re ported before in the TexKie-Eaaseigior, and it seems that there was considerable doubt about its being true. Again I say that on November 27 there came a rain which made the river very muddy. Along towards night the speed began to go down. Everybody cried out "eela again!" To be sure that it was eela and no small number, we stopped the mill and opened up the wheels. Sure enough, there they were, the wheel pit full of them. Two hundred pounds were taken out and many dropped through the wheels. After the boys had taken out all that were still alive, we thought of the doubts that might arise when this fact became known. We concluded, there fore, to haye a photograph made. It represents what was left after all the town had been supplied with the eels. This photograph is a view of what takes piice nere every year in tne way 01 catching eels. These weigh from one to six pounds, and the majority are of the larger tribe. The water wheels had to stand all day and the next on ac count of so many eelsget tuto them, and lor fear some of the gearing connected with the gate would be broken. Just Like a Youngster. Detroit News. Major Ford H. Ecgers tells an amus' ing anecdote of the late Gen. Clinton B. Fiske. The General was addressing a Sunday-school convention. One of the speakers had reminded the children that it was Washington's Birthday. "Children," said General Fiske, "you all know that Washington was a gen eral. Perhaps you know that I am also a general. Now, can anyone tell what was the difference between General Washington and myself?" 'I know, sir, piped a small boy m the back part of the room. 'Well, what was the difference?" said General Fiske smiling at the lad's eagerness. "George Washington couldn't tell a lie, sir," cried the boy in exultant tones. Shouts of laughter followed, in which the General joined heartily. Pensions Claims Increasing. Washington, Dec. 25. It is expected by the officials of the Pension Office that the applications for pensions on account of service in the Philippines or Cuba will more than offset the decrease in the pension list on account of deaths of, pen sioners. The pension attorneys have beeu watching the lists of casualties very closely and have been ia communication with injured and sick soldiers until nearly 25,000 applications for pensions have been filed. As a large majority of the claims have been filed by- a few en terprising firms, the attorneys will make a good thing of it, as the fee is $10 for each pension allowed. When a washerwoman changes her place of residence, one may ask "where she hangs out now," without using siang An Unfortunate Keeollection. "Whom did you marry, Billy?" "AMissJones, of Philadelphia. '.' "You always did like the name 'Jones;' you used to U;g around after a little snub-nosed Jones girl when we went to school together." "Yes; she's the girl I married."