PAGE THREE THE BEAUFORT NEWS THURSDAY JAN. 13 1927. SCHOOL NEWS . SCHOOL XEv.'S STAFF James G. Whitehall Editor Clyde .-- REPORTERS. P.uncan and Susan Rumley ing back to the city to enter a hos- 1 pital and have his stomach relined. j COMEDY TO EE PRESENTED AT BEAUFCRT HIGH JAN. 28 On Friday night Jan. 28, Beaufort High Hill present the comedy, "Anne Y.'hat's-Her-Name," in the school au ditorium. The cast has besn espec ially selected from those who have exc lied in plays previously given. Fr n the accounts ot the directors, M -ses Lucille Pond and Lena Dun ci i the play will be very comical a d' undoubtedly willl extract many 1 .ughs and applauses from the audi ence. The receipts from it will be for the school in general and espec ially for the Athletic Association. THE BEAR CREEK PHILOSOPHER 1 Wonder if Sar.'.a Clnu had to get t a license from Mussolini to operate in Italy this year? I The new milliner at the Boston.1 , Store says that the avcrajp yvunjf ; man's affection dosen't last much longer than the jewelry wmch he zanAa mifr nn Christ intts. " -i' our Brothers "Saint Nicholas sure is popular -but I doubt whether he could be elected in Pennsylvania on the Democratic ticket," said Uncle Billy . Gamester last evening.' . Henry Martin who had a silver dollar, that sounds flat, worked off on him at Bluntsville last week, is think ing about sending i,t to the senate for investigation. Most Of Us' are starting the New Year with a bank account which looks like it had been given a boy ish bob. GROUP PICTURES TAKEN. A photographer visited the school last week for the purpose of taking the pictures of the various grades. The pictures were on exhibition at the school last Monday morning. They were very clear and showed ex ceptional skill in their production. The photographer was also very pleasant in taking the pictures. Or .i io tnkpn in the various ueia win "v. . . . 'ii1 rooms for the pictures, which will cost thirty-five cents for each group. MANY ABSENCES THIS WEEK. The absences this week have been more than usual because of the cold weather and sickness. The school truck and boat were unable to get here Tuesday. GLIMPSES FROM THE SENIOR FRENCH CLASS The Seniors have finished their first classic reader last week. They are now having work in their text book. The Seniors are required to read from three to five classic read ers, finish their text book and read fifteen French plays this year. The old fashioned man who made New Year resolutions that lasted three weeks now has a son who does n't make any at all. Enos Tuttle expected to go to the hospital next week to have his tonsils removed, but since he drank a pint of Christmas gin the doctors can't find 'em. oOo THE BEAR CREEK PHILOSOPHER "Mr.p.nd Mrs. Coolidge certainly get along well together, remarked Uncle Billy Gamester when he read that only three ' dishes had been broken at the White House in the past four years. The laziest citizen in our county is Tom Minnow. As soon as Christ mas is over he begins to dread the spring plowing. -. . ..';":" oOo - ' " WHY HE CELEBRATED. Jenkins Why is Alger passing a round the cigars for today? Birth day? Langin No, he happened tomeet his old sweetheart on the street and he is glad he didn't marry her. Bos ton Globe. I Dr. E. B. Whitehurst GENERAL PRACTICE X MACHINE SHOP' General Repair Work EVEREADY COLUMBIA DRY BATTERIES GILL PISTON RINGS Phone: Office 83. Ret. 107L Office Hours: 10 to 12 to 5 and by appointment A C Spark Plugs Auburn Spark Plugs COLUMBIAN PROPELLERS BRIDGEPORT & RED WING MOTORS Henry Martin who attended a New Year's party in Chicago is go- the DO YOU KNO'V Tk.t Otovonsnn was one of Anal wirt. . keenest observers in literature? That the basket ball team is get ting its schedule ready for the seas- That this is the first week in the last half of the school year? That the honor roll will be pub lished next week? That the reports were given out last Wedmesday? That the students who had to drop courses and take up new ones after Thanksgiving, whi h was due to the u,. in tho shprtiile. have not i li n ' ft L " .. 1 been able to get their new books yet? That for the last few years only two courses in Latin have been giv en at Beaufort High? That it is doubtful whether Latin will be taught next year? That shelves have been put on the wall in the back of the Freshman home-room to hold scientific speci mens which the science students gather? That students are requested to use only large tablets? - That interest in debating at Beau . fort High has seemed to wane since it sent a debating team to Chapel Hill in 1923 to participate in. the tri-an- gular debates? That the second examinations will come the latter part of February? The history of Fort Macon? That themes on many and various subjects are required to complete the courses in English? That the Encyclopaedia Britanmca is one of the best sets of books that a student can have access to? That the girls' basket ball team be gan practicing last Friday? FIRST GRADE NEWS. The First Grade wishes to thank Mrs. Ed. Hancock for the candy rhe put on the Christmas tree for us. We are very glad to have two new pupils, Eldad Moore' and Eva Gray Springle. How Doctors Treat Colds and the Flu To break up a cold overnight or to cut short an attack of grippe, in fluenza, sore throat or tonsillitis, phy sicians and druggists are now recom mending Calotabs, the purified and refined calomel compound tablet that gives you the ellects oi caiomei ana ciit combined, without the unpleas ant effects of either. One or two Calotabs at bed-time with a swallow of water, that's all. No salts, no nausea nor the slightest interference with your eating, work or pleasure. Next morning your cold has vanished, your system i mui oughly purified and you are feelmc fine with a hearty appetite for break fast Eat what you please, no dar, ger. . . Get a family package, containin full directions, only 35 cents. At an druff store. (dv Dr. E. F. Menius Eyesight Specialist with Sam K. Eaton Co. NEW BERN, N. C. Dr. O. H. Johnson SPECIALIST Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Office Hours: 9 to 12, 3 to 5, 7 to 8 Phones: Office 226; Res. 240 W Charles Hotel MOREHEAD CITY, N. C. i .h-w--xxx--:"X-x-x- Join The Crowd j OVER 1.200 r THIRD GRADE NEWS. James Atkinson is the doctor1 for this week. Margaret Glover is the nurse. We are having a very interesting study of Holland now. We have read several stories and have been drawing wind-mills. Come in and see our windmills. Everybody was excited about the snow this week. We only wish it had been deeper. oOo When in Morocco a traveler has the choice of camel, rail, motor or airplane as a mode of transportation. COPIES OF THE NEWS . PRINTED EVERY j; THURSDAY I ' 1 Everybody Reads the jj News Because it 7 More Local Newt Stronger Editorial T Interesting Advertising Send In Your Subscription Now 1 Year $2.00. 6 mos $1.00 t 3mos. 50c t ? 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