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rAQB TWO !HE tWifX-A-^WEEK 01SM*AY«ai; iWBUKGIKUt. St. C. fftWAV. SETIT^I^ H IMS, mHY PARAGRAPHS. Ku»?sift wa::\s arms. She has tegs. THE VOLl7XTEE8^ / | I RBMEMBEB, I BKlMiailMgff^ Patriotic stage beauties in England ANNUAL EXCURSION Jacksonville and Tam pa, Florida TUESDAY, SEPT. 28th, 1915. via ' SOUTHERN RAILWAY (Premier Carrier of the So!»tl' i ROUND TRIP: TO TAMPA $9.50 Raleigh 10 Gibsonville. indusivp. TO J^.CKSONVILLE $7.50 S The abciic I'uros wiil apoly from ail stations. Proporni;:.'a:fe fares from other Stations. Tickets wil! he =o!d on Sept. 23th. frr regular trains to Greensboro. N. 0., cortneet- ing; there \\it!i Speci i Train leaving Greersboro at 7:30 T. M. Reliirr ing tickets will be honored oh any regular intin dt:e to rp.ieh. ori^i ;il start- ini? point {-rior >o nii^'.i^ht of October 5th, 1915. TICKET? .;OOD RETURNING BY ATL.^NTA, GA., IF UESIUE!) Special trwin from Greensboro will consijt of Pullman Sieepinp C'ar.s an ! rice day coaches. Separate coaches for colored people. MAKE YOUR PULLMAN RESERVATIONS IN ADVANCE. For further inforination, Pullman reservation?, etc, ask any Southern Railway Agent, or write, I .Mosquili»s iievcx- bite -twiw in th? have been picturesquely active as vol- piaec, unteer rccniitinf; officers, says the New •A. is a woman’s favor- jYork Evening: Post,. One of the most i'v ‘uliliHii p6ri. ■ famous of modern niusi: hall dancerj, ■\ loiJit-riefked hinn makes the according to an^count which mupt atocptiible iiinweni bj'9;anda!-. be accurate • because it comes straight To end ihe war now would leave from Germany, appeared the.other day .many miserable prophecies unful- at a meeting in Camberwell aad effei"- fMli'd. *ed to Uiss every man present v.ho People may be physically tit, ..would voluiiieev for Kithener’s arnv thoij' h;ivc> no iniagi:iatio:i liioy .ripples.- . it' a y:d:.n man has ffcnias, liard 'ceiyed the promised reward; Then a- vvorK will brinst it cut Vuul niake ir hideouslj? ujrly repulsive creatura ■•ihuio. [came forwarit The lady looked at i Thci-e are only a jfaw epnt'picuoui him iii dismay, iiistances whcie the worn; ever hap-i "For heaven’s sake whnt do yo i pens.. j want Siiid she, .‘?hrihliing awny fronft ‘"Oi’e man Look twenty-eight prizes him.. ^ r. N'ewpon do{f shaw.”;’;A;.sW;-.satiW “A kiss,’-’ said the ob.,^... are^A number of younR fellows answered I the call at once and ciaimed and ro- ;o!ic\y, Hcpe is wh.nt inspir. the niiik- iii;»icl. iiftifv the mishap, to ge: up and o;i.ch- l.htf cow.- The .fellow who won’t admit that he is vvhipped cai^'t expect any u:i- ili-ruojr sympathy. The . biifgest •foci cat we ever saw ' v.-;:s one .h*t i-a;', l.v.ay from a squirrel. Peace will come to Europe ju.st :;s soon as or.e or the othei is cor.- M'-cod that it ii whipped. Whi.ikey is the champion deceiyer. it Cali fool a m.iiii into bslieviiig it iciil never g-ct the bet:er of hin, Largre ‘'uiiiiiies accomplish moie if they would work tog-ether In the mar.agcmcat o.' their parents. “Have you thoug-ht—have ybii thought,” .stammered the dancer, “of what you aie doing—of what a cruel and frightful thing was it^—and tha: this is :he mp«t frightful and cruel of all wtis:? .And are you ready to go ii'.fo it?” 1 remember, I i-emember The house where I was bon), The .little wjpdow where»the sun Cahie peeping in at morn; You’d hardly know the old place jiow. For dad is up-to-date. And the farm is scientific r From the hact lot to ^e gate. The house and barn are lighted With bright acetyl^e, ’ The engine in the. laundrjt I.s run by gasoiine, '' W.e have silosj wie have autos,' We have dynamos and things; A tele|ihone tov gossip. And a plVcinjgraph that sings. The hired, nuiii has lyt us. We miss his homely face; A lot of college .;;duaties Are working in his placfe, There’s an engineer and fireman, , A chauffeur and a vet, ‘Leotrictian and mechanic— Oh, the farms run right, you bet. , The little vi'iiidcvv wher.e the su'n It is my deares: wish to serve niy Came peeping in at morn up a tree to get 1 country.'■ Now brightens up a bati.room “Po you realize that they will shouL,. That cost a car of iprn. Jit you with 42-centimeter guns—^that Our milkmaid is pneumatic they’ll almost certainly hit you—that And she’s sanitary, tOo; you’ll very likely come back a crip- But dad gets 15 cents a quart p’®’” . For milk that once brought two. “Ai:d ihat I may never , see a pretty ! girl again. Yes. I reaii^fe-all that. Vet Our cattle came from Jersey, of chil4-cn could I :uii resolved to vo’ ^'ser." -And tiie hegs are all iluroc; “Well, then.” The sheep are Southdov.n beauties And G y aV-s shut hor And the hens are Plymouth iJbck, eyes and bestowed IK^Siss. .To havo the iiei^c of everything— :ilr. Bryan will need to keep a stiff j The fellow marchedT^ght into the ; That is our aim and pain- upper lip if he is going to be kissed'enrolling office. Te '^'teS passed ! For dad not only farms it. 'lime h O. F. YORK Travelling Passenger Agent. ■lOo Favetteville St.. RALEIGH, N. C. ■ ■ I and out he came ^ ■ the dancer, flung hL 'ush'ed up to' i her WKEN THK TICK GOES OUT THE DOLLAR COMES IX. TOO MICH rUALSE. KOL'R (JENERATIONS TOCiETHKU Asking farmers whethe* they de- siiv to feed cufctli* or licks^ the United Suites department of agriculture- is about to ertibark on a speot-iculai* campaign througho«t the tick-infoct • ed retrion of tKe South to arouse ^ar-: m(.‘rs to take the step that wiU ^top the Hunual tribute of $50,000,000 now beirrff paid to the tick. Attractively colored and illusftrated Mterture will u«ed in this work. .A5 tl^e result of the anti-tick cam- paijrn. one third of Mck-infested area :tf the South, a region as larjfe as the German Empire, has been clearcd since but it i.^ now desired l-> push the work much more rapidly than in the past a.-? the country necuis the meal rhe South could profitably supply it' the tick were banished and the South neels the dollars that Nxill roll ill T.vhof2 Lh(* tick jjoe?; out. The ic‘{iartment s'winds ready lo «o- operai= with any county that wishci'* to en^a5J:e ia this work, the Southern Railway’s a^moultural deparimeiii. sviii also aiti A colored sei-\*anv had been dis- ^ Koi ty-rtve year's ago Mr. char>red by her mistress because Bowman, father ol' Mr. W. D; various failings, and a few days after- man. of this place, earned Mrs, Mar- ward called with a request for a ^aret Stafford to Green'ibojo where r»commend»tion. .stiys HousekeepeV. |>he took a train I'or the west iitid un- Her future employer^ with, the best. heart in the world desived to assist |*to the land of Jijer birth, her in obtaininjf a new situation umi | Wednesday MrA. Stafford who now* wrote a letter which dilated upon a!l years old^ her tlaughler, Mrs, Sa by a bearded Teuton every makes a speech. Kvcry time a Titanic widow is mur-^ j’.vnist and jfave her a K^lfty. smack itvd the world is reminded of the.t^^e lips. heroism of the men who went down “Villain, monster,” e screamed in the ill-fated boat. j “unhand me—youVe had your kiss Regardless of fushion decree, it already.” never seems just right for a gii‘I of| "Quite ripht, miss," replied the fel- the pci-iocl ;o vig herself up to lor-k iow^ unabashed. “Quite right, And as like an jnierrogatiou point. ^ an honombie mar. I was bound to ijive Trouble never romcs smjfly, Fnii your kiss back to you. You sec they cskirts are to be fuller and t’ole wouldn’t accept it there.” Kiiuy go\n^ to run again for the Bow ^governorship cf South Carolina. But he’s a business man. —Canadian Courier, EASY ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN, THE NEW FORM. maiden; ?ie, the colored ffirrs f^ood qualities and made no meiYtion of her shortcominjfs. Dinah r^ad the letter and thought with glowng- eyes, her l>»ack -face shining: moie with every v%*ord. When she had finished, she turned to the Tady and said: "Laws, mi:su!s. but yo’ ceit’ly did s;\y dat r.ioe. Now, nii;vsus, v/ith a strorijr recommend like dat ter hack me» doa’t yo’ think yo' could hire me fo' dat job afcnin?'^ WOCU) rONSTKrCTION KOLLY. It doesn’t em’oura}?e a man, wh(.-ji i he goes to church once in six months:,' She wa.s a beauteou.: to have the preacher regard him as a hero strong, til last week whe had, never relurntsd fr;>«i the burning. i “Will you be he asked 'n But un last kaowIedK'Cf i.s -accents le'iider ir. ^'jrect contradiction pov.er has! « uack-sel every time a to the steak he he 'iteii .shortly he- nu with a tollcffe education lo for®. li.^c with Kis wife’s folk^. } she an,swcre*i jrently; “but X> use tellinp the New York bar- I’ll conjpromii^. Let’s be ours,” iChicago News.) •‘The only thing: I can find to say ajrainat you Jane," said her mistress^ “is that your washing biU is far too nriK'b. La.st week you had six waists in the wash. Why, my own daughter Tiever need^s more than three, ■ Jane—Ah, that may be, mum, but 1 have to, Yowrdaujfhter’s ^weet- - heart is a bank clerk; while my young man is a chimney sweep, ditrerence. mum! It takes a rah f’ritchett, ao4i her granddaugh ter, Mr.s. Harry Simplon, and little great grandson, James Giber Suripson arrived in Greensbom »vhcro they were met by Nfr. W„ l>. Bc»wni;in and wore hfought to liurlingtoii by aubo bci- wh» has Ijccomc tiie fathei^ of! And thev were. ni::o.ecn children in tW'enty-cne years thi'.i life i.s rcai^ life is earnest. WORSE THAN POT-KETTLE ROW, f!:iMiual mimbnesri of the Uand^i ^‘Keep the boy on the farm,'* removed by rubbing them for tf> Rpond some we.’k^ vit^ittnji' him nor Willis. Aud curious iarni!'* ^hoit time i:i cold v.'ater, followed and hift family and other i■eiati^'es in wonder why the governovV *^’5' fi‘ic-ion, Ajiolher method i^i the vicinity. Mr.s. Stafford will re- didn't keep his boy there. Tf^llows: Get one pint of gin a’vi Ur Evans h:is been asked why j cents:’ U'orih of ligmonvido in thf.- inosijuitoei will bite ont person and form, that being belter than iho others go unmolested. Doc- *'* tea.'^pooiiful.s a week with a little water itnd tf^ugar. lei main some time while Mr.^. Pmchett. and Mrs. Simpson will leave in about two weeks to speiid the wiivi^'r in Kloi'iila. di.es:; . khow, but wo have an idea It IS niti. often that one sec.- fout'^*"”^^ some i>eople don t taste good tt> i:p:U‘ralio:i.s under (,!ie rotif r.-ci Mr. by * man wv.ins a divorci* visit of the^e people wbi' have wife voted, liini out of a ' ‘••ng. c. /,• L' * - /M 1 I o ,and -Mr.-? li^owman feel honoicd .\gent5 of Expert (»ives« Facts in (.levelatio Be-j fore Society \dvocating Kire Elimi-{ i i^i .. {bee.n awav in the we.'^t for so l-.ng—seems lo be one of the furmr-r 'fi oatlOYX. } * . , , ‘ * } Burlington News. uraw'backs to wi>man ."Suffrage iha. •.^n Thf» tick W’herever possible Mrs, Joiising—OJh hyah new mini.s- ter am a fine preacher, but he am de leanest an' skinniest young man ebbah see. Mrs. Black—Yes, an* he don« tolf? miih husband, what weighs ^40, to be* war les' he should be vreighted in de balanci* an' found wantin’.” Wc notice ;hat the papers publi.^- ed in counties w'hosc taxes were »->t raised generally ;ipprove of the rai.'ie i in in other counties. fK aiid w'ill co-operate ■with all agencies ev.gaging in this work. .John un'ia.^ ?f fire j eliminatioa ey.pi;i r, was chief speakec, j 'June 11, i>i Cleveland at the meeting j the Society Advocating Fire EUm-r iC3L to US6 , I > y~» * WANTED SYSTEM instead of 'he Ch -mber of Commerce the bedrugged TWI Clnb. Tlie adilross was ^he featuie LIGHT SLEEP. A New Health of a celebratii)U commc-mora'^iitg th»i Manual Teaching Natural Laws ,.„„ivevsa--y of the launching that quickiv RELIEVE PAIN with- ■ outdrugs or appliance. Price $r00 Address; TKE SYSTEM, i.i iloi.ife'. Florence, S. C. Comparing (lepi-eci.;i.soii on a ?5,- 000,000 investment in Ciiicago with CLASS OF ORPHANS GOOD ADVICE. drjiwhacks v-as not foreseen by the isppononts cf .tiie cans?. ' * 0'»J of Charles Warren Fairb^nk's Each hoK of mnw-hei; furni.>he-i a fire favorite doesn^t patroi in one scction of Id:’.h-t bears nomination for the presi* this warning: “A match docsn'; tltink the nomination for (lency, his placc in history is secure, wiih it’s head. When yon se it. your wasn't it. Mr. Fairbanks I'cad has to do all the thinkinK. Don’* J'"’-'' '>orn trust ihe match not to fall where it.*'^‘ r-schange. may stai t .1 tiro and make yon : eispon- ; sible. Cigarette or cigar .^iiilis and camp fires have no heads at aii. Do COMINfi.. ^rood and the .«anie amount e.Kpc-uded jthc ;hinking. Put them oiit. - Hart- in iirick materials. Mr. Tbomas gave!ford -Agen-:. X class ot orphans from Xaxai'eih to show tha; .-it ihe end '-.f| Home, Cresceiit, X. C., will give a fifteen year^' the waorfen buiiding.s i Oi.e d^y an English tnurisE. was pas- oncert at St. Mark’s Reformed Church v.-^re worth $200,000 les.=; than th." ori-P'h'Sr along the road when he saw an ;EA»!Ua say,?: ; “I don't see why so mitny men! spend so much money trying xo pre-: vent baldness for if it is possible lo I tind somethin' that’ll grow hair on a I liald head do you s’j^e- John D, { on Tuesday. September iSth, at 11:00 j 4.„st and the iirck $100,000 lass. | Irishman sowing oats in a field close Ro^iipfeUpp ^ould be .A. 5I.| and at Burlington Reforniad j He pointed out chat the loss was borne *>>' t-’ne roadside. The Ensrlishmin v.eann a wig? Church in the evening at 7:30 o’clock. | f s.:, by the property ow^er and sec- Your presence will be very much ap-1 or.d by zhe city in decrcr.'-icd tax du- preciate^i. .A free-will offering will be taken at both of these places. The Charlotte Observer thinks the increased tax assessment is “entirely jus.^ified and should be accepted with Sood grace and in good faith.” So we might just as well turn the other -cheek. .straxt.ers to her. plieates. This last, fact, he said, P’-oves that v.-oorien buiidin.i;:'. taka r cncy oat of the pockcr.s of every t;-..'cpayer,—Mutual Snsura.ice JoirvnAl. A food specialist is quoted as saying that “only a fool eats fried chicken.’’ Bring on the fried chicken: we'll be the fool. made up his mind to have a joke with I Prt. j *'Hello’/* said the Enj^Hshman. j — '‘You’ll only have half a crop there.” j ‘'P^irdon me, but can you tell me “That’s all I'm putting in,” replied '^'^ho w’on tlie half mile?” 'nquired Pat. th« late arrival. f “How far is this road goinR'.”' ask-! “I don’t know. I'm sure,” smiled ed the Sngiishman. _ the svrset young thing, “but I heard “Well,” said Pat, “I’m here this ten some one say it was Nip and Tuck at year, and never saw it going any finish, so I suppose it was either place.” one of them.’’—Buffalo Express, MORROW & BASON Burlington, N. C. Cordially invite you to their Fall Millinery Open- ^ ing. Friday and Saturday Sept. 24th and 25th. Oi= i
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