CHARLOTTE MESSENGER, j SATURDAY, - JAN. 14, 1888. | OUR CHURCHES. St. Michael’s (P. E.) Church, Mint St. Services al 10 a. in. ami 0 [>• «*• Sunday school at 4 I>. rn. Rev. P. P. Alston, pas tor. 31. K. Church, Gnihain Street. Ser vices at 3 p. in. ami 3 p. m. Sunday school at 10 a. in. Rev. E. M. Collett, pastor. First Baptist Church, South Church St. Services at 11 a. in., 3p. m. and Bp. in. Sunday-school at 1 p. in. Rev. A. A. Powell, pastor. Kbimezcr Baptist Church, East Second >l. Services at 11 a. m., 3p. in. and Bp. n. Sunday-school at 1 p. in. Rev. Z. iauohton, pastor. Presbyterian Church, corner Seventh uiid College Sts. Services at 3 p. m. and Bp. m. Sunday-school at 10 a. in. Rev. B. P Wycue, pastor. Clinton Chapel, (A. M. E. Z.) Mint St. Services at 11 a. in., 3 p. in. and 8 p. in. Sunday-school at Ip. in. Rev. M. Slade, pastor. Little Rock, (A. M. E. Z.) E St. Ser vices at 11 a. m., 3 p. in. and 8 p. m. Rev. Wm. Johnson, pastor. If your paper has a blue , cross mark, it will he stopped till you pay up. We cannot continue to send it to you without some money. Please pay up and let us continue it to you. LOCAL. ANNOUNCEMENT. The cold snap came Thursday. We had hail, rain sleet. Mr. Austin Cooper left this week for California to join the many gone before. • Our New England letter came a day too late, but will appear next week. Mr. Ed Johnson es Concord, was in the city on Wednesday; he leaves for California next week. The sleet was very had on pedes trians yesterday. There was about a quarter inch ice on the ground. We propose to visit Fayetteville and other points east next week. Please he prepared to renew. Mr. W. P. Mabson brought a party of seventeen from the eastern part of the State and left for California on Thursday night. Our enterprising citizen, A. W. Calvin, has a factory mania on him just now. He is going to start a factory to be run by colored men. We think he is going to succeed too. There is talk of a savings bank in this city. We hope it will be organ ized very soon, and we hope the col ored people will save their money and buy land here in the Old North State. We make mistakes sometimes; we are not working to please any partic ular person, but if you owe us any thing please pass it in before you say too much about us. Dont try to starve us out. lion. L. Q. C. Lamar, has resigned as Secretary of the Interior so he may be confirmed by the Senate as Associ ate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, to which he has been nominated by the President. Eighty five thousand dollars was subscribed in a few minutes one day this week by a party of gentlemen to build a cotton factory. Our city is soon to have two new factories. Such things will build up the city. The Wilmington Bulletin comes to us this week a full grown paper, six columns. Rev. J. F. Aldridge is ed itor, J. R. Dudley assistant editor and J. W. McDonald local editor. It has a board of five directors and eleven stock holders. It is issued every Sat urday. It ought to be a good and strong paper. The Southern Reajrdcr says it will drop the names of three hundred sub scribers who arc too mean to pay their subscription. It says it will publish their names soon so other papers may beep clear of them. That may be a good idea, but wc will drop a hundred or so who arc not worth the time it takes to write their names. Some folks are too mean to live. The factory fever seems to be rag ing in our city just now. We are promised three new cotton factories right away. Two arc to be built by the weekly installment plan, while capitalists have subscribed over a hun dred thousand dollars to build the other. Let ’em come. Anything to build up the city. We had a very nice letter last week from our regular Fayetteville corres pondent Miss Mary McLean. She has been much missed of late. She has not written much on account of the illness of her father. He is conval escent and we expect a letter from her often now. She has become a recognized part of the Messenger staff. The Messenoer has so reduced its list as to try to be a cash list. We have been much imposed upon by our readers. The parties wc cut this week owe us about two hundred dollars. We cant carry them any longer. There are many good ones in the list, but it is just as hard for us to carry a good man as a bad one for wc sec no differ ence only as they pay ; each tell us the same and we arc only convinced by the cash. Then it would be unfair to cut a poor woman who is unable to pay and allow some fellow with hundreds to run because he has money. As was expected, a half dozen col ored men have been arrested, charged with lynching the half witted white man down in Georgia, for committing an outrage on a colored lady from which she died. So strange that col ored men can be found out so soon after committing such a crime when there hasn’t been one white man ar rested for every hundred colored men lynched, hardly. Colored folks will imitate white men in evil as well as good, and if this lynching business is not stopped, something serious will happen. To the State Press. The Star of Zion suggests that we send out no papers unless paid for in advance. We rise to second the mo tion, and to urge upon all the papers in the State to shut down at once, and let us work together. Send papers to no one longer than paid for; not even your brother, or the President of the United States. A Good Farmer. Mr. Oliver Peeler' has shown that he is one of the best farmers in the county. He don’t only make good crops, but he saves, and judiciously spends his earnings. He has paid for his farm and bought another tract of land. On his farm near Biddleville, last year, he made seven bales of cot ton, averaging 475 pounds, on 6J acres. This Is What They Say. I know my time is out, hut please continue my paper till next week, till the 10th, till next month, he., and I will send your money. Next week and next month comes and goes, and about one of every forty-nine keeps his promise. Our printer takes none of these for pay, but must have the money. No, we will not continue the paper to you. You can do better without the paper till you can pay, than we oan do without the money. Pay in advance, save trouble, credit, &c. Colored Business Men. Colored men attempt to do all kinds of business that other men engage in, but their capital being small they go about it on a small scale. They have two great hindrances: They have not had experience to make them the equals of other men in every respect, and thoy cannot get the backing to start them in any business as poor white men oan. Yet it is necessary for colored men to become skilled in all branches of business—mercantile as well as mechanical. We have a few colored men in busi ness in the most of our Southern towns. Here in Charlotte arc a dozen or so oolored grocers. They should b« well patronized by our people, for race pride, if nothing else. We have here, Messrs. Kennedy, Calvin,White, Rivers, Cunningham, Hayes, Wash ington, Haughton, in the grocery business; Davidson, the tinner, llu gler, Hinton, Palmer, butchers and many others We must learn that the stronger we make our best men the stronger we are as a race ; iu fact that is the only way we can build ourselves up. We must lay aside selfishness and envy, and while we try to build up ourselves, do all we can to build up our brothers who try to build up themselves. “Help us to help each other. Lord.” Where do you suppose the Jews here j go to buy everything they buy in this ■ town? When we say a negro is this j or the other, wo are redieuling ourselves and admitting that other j folks are better than we. Be yourself j honest, honorable and just and you ! sec others in the same light. Help ! our colored business men. The new Washington school, for colored pupils,is completed. It will accommodate 800. its cost to the city is some §12,500. The colored people are delighted with it, and well they may be, for it is one of the hand somest buildings of its class in the State. The aldernen have ordered an appropriation for the purchase of fur niture for the new building. —Raleigh Letter in Chronicle. MmeJEs«BFS RELIABLE PATTERNS Arc the only one?, that will give a perfect fitting garment. MME. FOREST'S System of Dress Cutting. Chart and Book of full directions, enabling anyone Cut and Fit perfectly. Pmid, s3*oo. Sent by mail, post paid, on receipt price. MME. DEMOREST’S PORTFOLIO OF FASHIONS AND WHAT TO WEAK U a large Magazine of SO pages of Fashion Notoa and Styles, illustrated srith aboutJl,ooo Cute. 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For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Short ness of Breath, <!hronlc Nasal Catarrh, Bron chitis, Asthma, Seven* Coughs, ami kindred affections. It is an efficient remedy. Sold by Druggists, at fI.OO, or Six Bottles for $ bJOO. (Bend ten cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce’s jook on Consumption. Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Issociation, 063 Halil si., Hltt’Al.O, N. V ] BROTHERHOOD. Dear brother, let me hold thy hand. And let me speak my heart to thee. For all the beauty of the land, And all the wonder of the sea, Are hideous to my soul if I Am doomed to dream alone and die. Men are the feeble links that make • The strong, enduring chain of race; Thus I am stronger for thy sake. And for the sake of those who grace My life and all my life has known With something sweeter of their own. —George Edgar Montgomery. TOM BOXER’S BLUNDER. Young Tom Boxer was fool enough to be ashamed of his calling. He had in herited from his maternal grandfather a very prosperous and lucrative tailoring business at the West End, which he car ried on under the old name of “Pleating & Co.” No excuse whatever can Imi urged for Tom’s weakness, as he came of a long line of honest people, and he quite realized that his tailoring business was a very good thing. But he was rather a good looking, gentlemanlike young fel low, and the truth was that his head had been completely turned through associat ing during his holiday trips, on the conti nent and elsewhere, with persons of superior social position, who certainly never suspected that he was a tailor. Finding that lie was generally taken for a young professional man, or an officer, or, at all events, a private individual of fortune, Tom could not resist the tempta tion of keeping up the delusion, until he at length liecame almost morbidly sensi tive on the subject of his honest ;uid necessary occupation. When he went away for his summer holiday he always chose some place where he was not likely to come across customers, or people who knew him in town, and laid himself out for making acquaintances among persons of a higher station in life than his own. This year he decided to spend his vacation at the quietly fashionable watering place of Southdore, hav ing run down for the day to recon noiter and ascertained that there was nobody staying there who would rec ognize him. He took rooms at the principal hotel, brought down his dog cart and groom and a couple of horses, and soon succeeded, on the hotel tennis ground and elsewhere, in getting to know all the best people. Among other visitors at Southdore were a Col. and Mrs. Vaughan and their daughter Mabel, the latter a re markably pretty girl, as Tom thought. The Vaughans were staying at the Flag stalf hotel, and were evidently very ex clusive and aristocratically unsociable people. The colonel walked on the pa rade occasionally with the old earl of Piccadilly, who was also staying at the Flagstaff, but seemed to hold aloof from everybody else. It was with considera ble diffidence that Tom presumed to scrape acquaintance with the Vaughans, and in doing so he not only scrupulously refrained from mentioning his occupa tion, but dropped hints which were cer tainly calculated to convey a widely dif ferent impression of his position. How ever. he contrived to make himself agree able to them, and thus gained the privi lege of getting opportunities of ingra tiating himself with Miss Maliel. This young lady easily captivated Tom’s susceptible heart, and as she soon began to evince a very kindly feeling to ward him it was not long before lie real ized the awkwardness of his position. That life without Mabel Vaughan would be a dreary blank was a conviction which forced itself upon Tom’s mind at an early stage of their acquaintance; yet he was instinctively aware that the prize was beyond Jus reach. The young lady, to lx? sure, smiled upon him sweetly, and both the colonel and his wife, by degrees, grew quite friendly to him, even when they could not have failed to perceive his attachment for their daughter. In short, had he been differently situated—had that luckless tailoring business been at the bottom of the sea, which Tom, in his frantic perplexity, often enough wished that it were- there seemed no reasonable doubt that he would have stood an excel lent chance of being welcomed by them as a son-in-law —a fact which was brought forcibly to his mind by the fol lowing significant circumstance: One day there appeared upm the scene a little pale faced, lank haired, weak kneed young man, who presented him self at the Vaughans’ apartments with a degree of assurance which caused Tom a pang of angry jealousy. lie was told afterward that he was a merchant in the city and that his name was Walnut; and, judging by the blushes of Miss Vaughan, it was impossible not to perceive that the little gentleman was one of her admirers. But Tom’s resentment quickly vanished when he witnessed the reception the poor young man received. It was of such a crushing and soul annihilating character that, at the end of live minutes, poor Mr. Walnut took his departure in an utterly limp condition, and went and smoked a pale cigar on the steps of a bathing ma liine until the next train left for Loudon. Tom could not help feeding elated by the preference which the Vaughans, by implication, thus manifested for himself: but the o::p;v: Dais of indignation uttered by Mi MuLl l. as well An her parents, at Mr. Walnut's presumption, considering that ho was only ‘ something in the city,” made Tom more dejected than ever. Mr. Walnut's fate appealed to him as a frightful warning of the treat ment which ho must expect when the time arrived for making the inevitable revelation about his own business occu pation No wonder that ho was inclined to shirk the ordeal, and, as his devotion to Miss Mabel increased, so also did his difficulties and awe of her parents. But jxjor Tom regretted very bitterly his fatal procrastination a day or two later, when an ominous incident occurred. He was lounging in the door way of his hotel one afternoon when a wagonette pa;-s d in front of him, laden with a rowdy party of excursionists from the neighlx»rii'g watering place of Star gate. To Tom's horror, somebody waved bis hand at him with a boisterous ; 'Tation. und he discovered that he was I ' I mile I ly lick Brace, a lively young ltaubcrdasiicr, whose nlace of business wa.» within a stone's throw of III:* own. Jack, attired in the approved style of Sttvgate, wearing sand shot's and a yachting cap, looked the personifi cation of jovial vulgarity. Tom did not care f«»r Jack Bruce at the best of time's; for Jack, who had a simp in a main thoroughfare, would dross bis own win dow every morning without the least re gard to the feelings of his friends, and was, in short, an individual entirely de void of delicacy and refinement. At tliat moment, and in Southdore of all places in the world, Tom felt that he was absolutely loathsome; for to lx? seen with him would lx? fatally compromising, while the chances were that Jack would blurt out some professional question alxxit trouserings or the new winter pat terns loudly enough to be beard by any one standing within a quarter mile radius. The moment, therefore, that ho caught sight of Jack, and perceived him motion ing to the driver of the wagonette to st« p, Tom turned and fled through the hotel to the outbuildings at the back, where he spent a miserable half hour in an empty horse box. Tom was conscious that his retreat was humiliating, and even mean, but ho positively could not face his Southdore friends with Jack by his side, not to mention the risk of coming across the Vaughans when in such equiv ocal company. After half an hour Tom ventured from his hiding place and stealthily made his way to his bedroom, to array himself for an afternoon promenade with the Vaugh ans. He felt very much shaken by what had happened, for liesides lx?ing ashamed of himself, the episode only served to emphasize the fatal obstacle which existed to the fulfillment of his hopes. How ever, ho pulled himself together and started forth, after first glancing cau tiously up and down the road, to see if there were any sign o 2 Jack Brace. But alas for the vanity of human foresight! He had scarcely set foot upon the green when he nearly fell Hat on his back, from sheer dismay at coming face to face with that dreadful Jack Brace, walking with, and talking very soberly and respectfully to, no less a person than Col. Vaughan himself. Tom turned from red to white and from white to red again, as ho stood rooted to the spot, overwhelmed with confusion and amazement, until he sud denly realized that he had not lx*en per ceived. To hurry on one side, in the hope of escaping observation, was a nuickly executed maneuver; but that unlucky moment of hesitation and uncer tainty had defeated his object, for, at the same instant, Jack Brace caught sight of him, and uttered a shout, which caused Col. Vaughan to look up with a start. Tom, however, was too agitated to stop, so he hastened away, aimlessly, over the cliffs, and never ventured to retrace his st<*i>s until he discovered that he had left Southdore a couple of miles behind him. Poor Tom was dreadfully upset and depressed, for it was impossible to doubt that Jack Brace would reveal everything to Col. Vaughan. If he could only have stolen by unobserved, his secret might have been safe, for his name would probably not have been men tioned. But Jack had unfortunately recognized and saluted him; Col. Vaughan had also seen him; and it was impossible to doubt that questions and explanations had passed between them. No doubt the colonel was a customer of Jack’s, who, innocently and naturally enough, would make no attempt to con ceal his friend’s occupation. It was now that Tom bitterly repented him of hav ing shirked his obvious duty of inform ing Col. Vaughan of what he must, by this time, have learned from a third party. In vain did poor Tom endeavor to console or uphold himself with des perate hopes that Mabel Vaughan would be true to him and that the colonel would lx? merciful. lie remembered the fate of the presumptuous Mr. Walnut, and groaned. Tom slunk into Southdore, hoping to gain his hotel without coming across the Vaughans. He wanted time for reflec tion and consideration; in fact, to com pose his mind for the ordeal of facing the angry and indignant parents. But some vengeful fate seemed to lx? dogging his footsteps that day, for who should he run against quite suddenly and unex pectedly on turning a corner but the col onel and his wife and Miss Mabel! Taken unawares, and oppressed by a guilty and craven spirit, he glanced at them falteringlv, doubtinglv, nervously, and hurried past before -giving himself time to uncover. The Vaughans evi dently jierceivcd him, for they showed signs of confusion, hut none, alas! of recognition, and Tom painfully realized that lie had been cut dead. It was not until some hours later, after having wandered disconsolately along the seashore in the depths of frenzied melan choly and desi*air, with a distinctly sui cidal tendency, that poor Tom’s drooping spirits began faintly to revive from the recollection that, in his agitation, he had omitted to take off his hat to the Vaughans. Was it not possible that he was himself to blame for what had oc curred? Might they not have been af fronted at his behavior, and thus let him go by without recognition? The idea passed through the gloom of Tom's de pression like a ray of sunshine through a November fog, though its effect was, un happily, hardly less evanescent. In his heart tin* poor fellow felt that the hope was wild and delusive, but still he clung to it, and hugged it through the dreary, wakeful night, and resolutely presented it a.; a shield against the incessant atL.cks of liis dismal forebodings. An early the next morning as he could decently do so lie pro-unted himself at the Flagstaff hotel to apologize, to explain, to grovel in the dust, if ncoessary, at the feet of the colonel, though ho had such dire misgiv ings of the results of bis mission tliat, sickening as the news was, it seemed al most a relief to him to learn that the Vaughans had suddenly left by the night train the previous evening. It was remarked by his hotel acquaint ances that Tom was very much changed during ti remainder of his stay at South dore. His moods were uncertain, and alternated between the deepest depression und the most boisterous hilarity. He be came carelu-. of his j>ersonal appearance, drank more than was good for him, in short, contrived to diminish very con siderably the good impression he had la bored to create. He was probably dimly conscious of this, for he cut short his visit, and returned to town somewhat abruptly. Tom had hitherto always found that getting back to business after the holi «lays had a wholesome, sobering effect U|K>n him, for the prosaic details of his shop wen' i: <insistent with romantic ideas. But, if be bad hoped to forget Mabel Vaughan, ho soon discovered that he might as well have remained at South dore for all the consolation the change brought him. There could be no doubt about it that he was deeply—nay, miser ably—in love, for no other term could be fitly applied to so unpropitious an at tachment. In London, somehow, the Vaughans seemed to Tom to be further away from him, .more immeasurably re moved from his sphere, so to speak, than ut Southdore. Nevertheless, he made wild resolves, in frantic moments, to seek out Col. Vaughan and Mabel at any cost, and might possibly have done so had he known their address. But there were three Col. Vaughans in the “Court Guide,” and Tom shrank from the neces sary inquiries; while in his lucid inter vals he stoutly and wisely determined to struggle with and overcome his infatua tion. Nearly two months had elapsed since his fatal meeting with Jack Brace before Tom happened to come across that volatile in dividual again. He naturally felt ex tremely awkward in regard to him, see ing that Jack had the right to say that he had behaved inhospitably to him at Southdore. However, he at length met him accidentally one day, when Jack’s friendly greeting manifested so forgiving a spirit that Tom ventured, not without some trepidation, to ask for news of the Vaughans. “Haven’t seen the colonbl since that day down at Southdore, ’ ’ answered Jack, with his jolly laugh. “I’m afraid I offended him somehow,** said Tom, with affected indifference. “How was that?” asked Jack. “Well, I met him just after I parted from you that day, and—and he passed by without taking any notice of me, and the same evening he and his family sud denly left Southdore,” explained Tom, turning very red in the face. “The deuce he did! And had nothing occurred between you? By Jove. I have it!” cried Jack suddenly, with a burst of laughter. “What is the matter?” inquired Tom, in accents of surprise. “Depend upon it, the old chap thought I had blown upon him. It struck me he looked precious queer when we met you; and it occurred to me afterward, though I didn’t trouble my head about it, that lie spoke of you as if he thought you were a swell,” said Jack, with increased mer riment. “Didn’t you tell him then” began Tom. reddening guiltily. “He turned tail and bolted directly he saw me nod to you; just as you did,Tom. Hang it. what dot's it mean?” cried Jack, beginning to look knowing. “I thought the colonel had found out that I—I” began Tom, with in creasing confusion. "Were in business?” interrupted Jack. “He didn’t find it out from me, and un less you told him yourself” • I didn’t, certainly.” interrupted Tom eagerly, but blushing redder than ever at Jack's humorous glance. “Sorry I scared the old boy, then; thought it wasn’t my fault. I can un derstand what happened. Believing I had told you all alxtut himself, and that you were a swell, the colonel made a bolt of it rather than face you afterward. I 6uppo6o he had been l>ouncing a bit, eh? Military man and all the jest of it? I Hang it, it’s as g<xxl as a play!” roared Jack. "But isn’t he a military man?” gasped Tom. “Volunteers, that’s all; but holiday time he always comes out strong, and goes somewhere where he is likely to meet swells whom lie knows in the way of business,” explained Jack, contempt uously. “In the way of business?'* murmured Tom. “Yes; he is a breeches maker— Vaughan & Tomlinson, Lamb's Conduit street.” “Thai Vaughan!” exclaimed Tom,with a start. “Yes; and 1 say, Tom, I wonder if he'll say ‘that Boxer* in the same sort of way when he learns who you are?” said Jack, with a wink. Tom was so covered with guilty con fusion that he naturally could not appre ciate the humor of the situation as keenly as Jack Brace did; but while his friend was indulging in a fresh burst of laugh ! ter Tom suddenly grasped the fact that this startling revelation had its bright side. It seemed that there had been a misunderstanding; for, by the light of Jack’s explanation, Tom ix'gan to realize that the Vaughans, on that eventful evening, had imagined tliat they had been purposely slighted by his omission to salute them. Vexed as he was by his own stupidity, Tom experienced a deli cious thrill of joyous expectation when he inquired: "Do you know Mabel Vaughan, Jack?” “I've scon her—handsome, isn’t she? Little Walnut Ls a lucky chap.” “Walnut!” repeated Tom,with ghastly Apprehension. “Yes. lie is a decent little chap; the junior of a firm in the general furnishing line in Tottenham Court Road, Rosewood; Teak & Walnut.** “Well, what about him?” cried Tom in a choking voice. “Didn’t you see it in the paper?*’ said Jack, staring at Torn, “lie mar ried Mabel Vaughan Last week.’’--Lon don Truth. Prince Hiftitmrrk** Son. Prince Bismarck had just seated him self for dinner ami placed his spoon into the soup to begin eating the other day when a telegram from Berlin was handed to him. “The message requires an im mediate reply,” said he, excusing him self to his guests. “But your soup will get cold, ” suggested one of them. “It Ls hotter it should get cold than that Her bert should grow hot.” replied the prince, jocosely, referring to liis son. the sender of the message. “He is so diligent about Ills work,” continued tho prince, “that if I do not reply right away ho will send me another telegram in a few minutes much more urgent than this. He is a stunner al his work, I toll you. Had I been like him when a boy I should have been a very different man.”—Chicago Nows. Wot Dimmed by Tim;. Caller (to little Bobby)—Bobby, what make's your eyes so bright? Booby (after a little thought)—l dew it’s tan o 11 taint ltad ’em in very long.— Ifexas Siftings.

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