q XJ A R A N T B B D, THE LARG B ST 0 IRCUL ATI ON IN THE 0 IT J ,ECOND PART pages 90 ' Twelve VOL. XXIII. CHARLOTTE, N. C, SATURDAY EVENING, AUGUST 23, 1902. NO. 5345 44 t 4 4 44 k 4 4 4 f EB CHAR3L0TTE NEWS, Pages " 1 4. t 4 44- 4 4 i A i ai 'f f-T T I t 1 f 1 1 t 1 1 i DIOTIONL KNOCK t A Song to Brave Women They were married in the autumn when the leaves were turning gold, And the mornings bore a menace of the winter's coming cold; I WHAT IT COSTS THE BRIDEGROOM a : a.- TlK' !:a:.: lay v ' gji! ii Stat-, jiati v cf tl.- T!v ed. T easto 1 Nebraska genius who has a clever way of 1" making kicks -:-. .. r i. l:a is prolific for geniuses says inh from Blair to the Chicago v. They grow here as thick . i,rn?h on the Western plains, up in every town and and ourishes like green . !.( .side running brooks. There i;.ing in the very air and the seems conductive to ecentric ; uiaticism. 10 ng hair, wild V.'.ius. Populism and poetry and 1- abound iw the bug eaters i t is the home of the crank, the hoath of the freak, the habitat s:-". niter. no locality especially favor--,,- western part of the State," the Dart of the State, the Southern northern parts of the State have m-odmed. North Platte has her Wil- Van GUV, nuuwii liwm wuc uv- 2one aiui pole to pole as "Buffalo Bill." Newman's Grove had her J. Narver Gorti; the poet of nine volumes, au jor c'l the immortal lines. Vv'o iuii turkey for dinner today, The rinest the State could product, And as cn the table it lay Tv.as better, I thought, than a sroose. Beatrice has her Walt Mason, of Tvhom .lames Whiteomb Riley said: "He might have been the best-known humorist in the West, but he lost his srip." Omaha has her George Francis Train, prince of all cranks and emper or of all freaks. Bellevue has her Pat Crowe, the most famous kidnapper the world has ever known. Ami now from Washington county and the to'wn of Blair comes the latest aspirant for notice and the most recent candidate tor the title ' genius. Will A. Campbell, printer, editor, human being and genius, saw the light of day first in some obscure little Ne braska town. He grew up like other childrenof Nebraska towns, obtained some schooling and oegan to scramble for a living when he was yet at a ten der a?e. There was always something the matter with him. He knew it, and others knew it. but he never knew what it was until he started a little magazine called The Knocker, and then it developed that he was a genius. In the initial number of his literary venture the young scribe relieved him self of 26 articles of faith, which have been eagerly perused by a large num ber of readers. Some of these articles follow: I knock on the self-righteous. They are usually people who by worldly suc cess have crowded into view. The best we can do is to be virtuous as possible. I knock on the social rule that per mits a woman to cover indiscretions of ether days with a sealskin cloak. A voman has a right to "live it down," but a rich woman should have no shorter probation than a poor pne. I knock on the man who tells children that there is no Santa ,Claus. The tragedy of life begins when faith departs, and the man who will hasten the departure is related to the devil. I knock on the knocker who knocks on his wife. . A man who re spects not the mother of his own child ren respects not himself. His plaint that she has not kept up with him fools nobody. He has his ye on an other woman. In the Greek "for bet ter or for worse," means "take your medicine." I knock on the social pest, whose so- tial rating is a hat full of prunes, and who passes by old friends. He is a snob. Trace him back to his father and you'll find a rabbit. I knock on the woman who nags her husband. More men have gone to hell T this route and picked up corespon dents along the way than by any other. i Knoc k on the American girl. The girl who has been raised in a cultured home; who possesses both talent and accomplishment; who has grown into a womanly woman and is too worthy for any young man, btit who casts her life by her own choice with a smooth guy, whose brains are worth 2 cents a pound for soap grease a descendant of a long line of half-wits; a dizzy young dude too lazy to work and too cowardly to steal, too everlastingly "ornery" to raise a respectable crop of wild oats; a young lollipop ribbon clerk on $2 per and monopoly on the gall of the globe that is the kind of Apollos American girls admire, and it whould give a buzzard a bilious attack. I knock on the mother-in-law who goes loaded with advice". She is not so many as some make out, but, like the bad egg in the dozen, it is tough on the man who gets her. I knock on the pessimist. He is an Ishmaelite and tells disagreeable truths. The thing to do is tt join the procession and stand for the things "what is." I knock hard on the bum the legiti mate offspring of hoodlumism, the curse of modern civilization. He never pays taxes, but makes a monthly tour in search of a soft snap, where wages are higher. He knows the road to ev ery joint and his example artistically escorts the youth to damnation. He scoffs at the church, defies good citi zenship and ruins the community. The man who will not work heads the ex cursion to hell. May the Lord have mercy on his soul. I knock on the man who knocks on this magazine. He is an intellectual dwarf, a parody on manhood, and is in for a roast in the next issue. I knock on the little pothouse politi cian who poses to run the whole Elec torial College and point out wiser men their duties. He is a bore and don't know a fundamental principle from his funny bone. 4 I knock on the trying to reform fall en women by turning them over to the police a la Parkhurst. Better put some lucre into the work instead of supporting missionaries to peddle sav ing grace in pagan lands who inci dentally extend the market for tobacco, snide jewelry and forty-rod juice. I knock on the "philanthropist" who tosses a million or so to some conspi cuous charity and next day corners a human necessity. He don't fool God. I knock on the subjects of puppet kings and dukes who come to this country and breed discontent and an archy by kicking on the Government. To live in America is to be a king. I knock on the man who gossips. The guy who tells his troubles to oth ers instead of keeping them for home consumption. If he was up to the moral level of the mangy coyote or the intellectual altitude of an 'acephalous kouse I would give him more space, but he's too small fry. I knock on public osculation. A man should have some sympathy for by standers even if he don't know they are by. Such offenses are against the noble in man and the modest in wo man. These osculatory demonstrations of esteem should be reserved for the holy of holies and not be permitted in well-regulated parlors. We know a young man whom we would like to fake out behind the smokehouse and cause him to pass to the untimely bourne where all, faces stand ajar in everlasting singing. I knock on the modern song writer. He balls up the English language and his verses are without rhythm or sense. I knock on the girl who is christened Mary changing her name to May, then to Mae and then finally to Mai. Such an evolution is ridiculous. It is done to attract attention and is nauseating and freakish. 4- Side by side they stood and promised, hand in hand, to walk through X life, And the parson said, "God bless you!M as he named them man and wife. They had little wealth to aid them: little of the world they knew; But he whispered: "Oh, my darling, I have riches I have you." Then they vowed that, walking ever side by side and hand in hand, They would gain the distant summits of their far-off, happy land.' Side by side they walked together, lingering sometimes for a kiss, Dreaming of those far-off summits, of the future's perfect bliss; But the battle-stress was on them, and the foeman bade them yield, And their onward steps were hidden by the smoke upon the field; And his heart grew .faint within him as he murmured: "I must fall, For the foeman presses ever, and his cohorts conquer all.'i But the woman, loyal ever, only whispered: "You shall win! You shall snatch the victor's laurel from the battlestrife and din." Then again he struggled onward, though his wounds were gaping wide, Listening ever for a whisper "I am battling by your side." Struggling onward, struggling ever, though the mists were dark about; Beaten downward by the foeman, lost in mists of gloom and doubts; Still he heard that gentle whisper that his spirit must obey Till he reached the golden summits past the borderland of gray. Then the world, as wise as ever, said, "Behold a conquering, knight!" For it never heard the whisper that had urged him to the height. Call it fable, fable only; lo, the world is full of these, Men who struggle onward, upward, till the splendid prize they seize; Men who stumble, stumble often, dazed or stricken in the din, But to rise and falter forward at the whisper, "You shall win!" And we name them knights and heroes of the battle and the fray, Knowing not that there behind each is the one who showed the way; Just some little, loyal woman forcing back the tears that blur You may honor your brave hero; I will sing a song to her. Alfred J. Water house, in September "Success." f 4 f 4 f- 1 4 4 f 4 f- - The W it of (Chicago Tribune.) Maurice Barrymore, actor, who is dying slowly of paresis, is a man who never slept so long as there were en tertaining companions ready to talk and listen, a man who was never at a loss for an answer. If his witticisms were collected they would fill a book and lose half their charm. Probably he never uttered many of the clever things attributed to him, but there never was an epigram too brilliant for Barrymore to have made it. Some were bitter as gall and a few had no more sting in them than a butterfly. But all of tliem showed that he possessed a remarkable mind. He was essentially a combatant and a chivalrous man. He lovjsd a fight, in tellectual or physical, for its own sake. Once, when he was livid with rage over a reflection cast upon a; woman he knew, a 'friend asked hfed;why he re strained himself. "Every blow struck in defense of a woman is a dent in her reputation, was Barrymore's reply. . . He could be severe with women, too. Once he was playing with a "star' whose life was notorious. He quietly reproached her during a'scene for lirt- ing with a man in a box. "Mr. Barrymore," she demanded, furiously, "have you never known what it is to be associated with ladies? "Yes." said Barrvmore. easily. "I was born and I am married." "I said ladies, sir! ladies!" Barrymore grew white with ' anger, but the auick mind brought the bit terest retort he ever made. "O, dear me, "yes," he said. "I un derstand. You mean, demimondes. Yes I know them also." He was once at a table with a young woman who wanted to taste absinthe. She wrinkled her brows for a few mo ments and then said: "It is like something I had when I was a child. I mean it's just like pare goric." "You are quite right," remarked Bar rymor. "Absinthe is the paregoric of second childhood." Many were the passages he had with his wife, Georgia Drew Barrymore, A Tennessee estimate of a venturesome Swain's expenses -4 4 4444- 4- 444- mw T - MINDED FOLKS t 4- i (From the Baltimore Sun) B arry more ! a convert to the Catholic church. One 1 morning, when he was coming home from an all night session, he met her at the door starting forth for early mass. "Just getting it, Mr. S. Barrymore?" he inquired, politely. 'No; I am going to church, while you, sir, are going to the devil." He once had a dispute with a boast ful bully in the St. James cafe, who declared: "If I had you in Texas I'd blow your head off." "Then your courage is a matter of longitude," observed Barrymore, sweet ly. He was once on his way to the Cats- kills for a holiday when he fel lin with three other men. "I am an actor, broken down by over work, seeking health and rest," he said. "I am a business man, going to the mountains for the same reason," ex plained one of his hew acquaintances. "And I am an engineer, also broke down by work," said the second. . "And you, sir, are in the same boat with us?" was asked the third. "No, I am not. Iam going to the hills for pleasure. I don't work. I am a gen tleman." "And plainly on a vacation," added Barrymore. At one time "Barry" became inter ested in Christian Science. A physi cian said to him: "I suppose, 'Barry,' you would throw physic to the dogs?" "Not good dogs," he returned grave ly. There wras a painting called. "Sum mer" in the Players' club that had been severely criticised. One evening Barry more was listening to a discussion on the prodigality of actors and the near ness of the idle season. "WThy don't you save your money like me? But cheer up, boys; summer is not half as bad as it is painted." ' Wrhen Steele Mackaye told Barry more that he would never become a great actor until he experienced a great sorrow or, a thrilling experience, the retort came in a flash: "Write a play for. me, Steele, and I In spite of the fact that the women departments of various newspapers teem with advice to brides on how to get cheaply married and estimates of the cost of trous-seaux, the everlast ing truth remains, says the Nashville American, that the real financial bur den of. a wedding is 'vested in the bridegroom. He is not an interesting figure at the wedding, all will admit. Just so be is there nobody thinks further about him. But he is the real promoter after all, because he pays the price. Woman may dispose about the details of her wedding, but it is man who proposes in the first place, and his occupation will never be gone as long as he is needed to pay the bills. With men. of average financial standing nerve is the essential re quirement in, getting married. All the estimated cost of a bride's expenses that were ever, written could not ap proach in interest to counting the cost for the bridegioom if one only knows how to go about it. Nowadays social customs, even among the unambitious, demand that the daughter of 'the house shall have certain fuss and feathers attached to her wedding ceremony. It is a popu lar fallacy that the brunt of the ex penses incuired in giving the bride a proper shove out, into the matrimonial sea falls upon her parents. For the benefit of the single only it is neces sary to correct this impression. Any married man knows who pays the bills. In marrying credit is bad form. There are a sood many things one may do without cash. The expectant bridegroom should Te member this: Don't go in, for even a moderately planned wedding unless you are prepared to deliver up $800 or $900 on short notice. If you go in debt for the indispensable accessories of the ceremony the chances are ten to one it will take you the rest of your life to play even, and you may die after years of more or less happy mar ried life with some of your wedding bills unpaid. The average man who marries a sensibly minded little woman will not have an elaborately planned wedding with 16 groomsmen and ushers and half as many bridesmaids with bou ouets and souvenirs to correspond. The man of moderate salary who does consent to it is a crass idiot, for whom there can't be much sympathy. But even with a very modest, and, as nrevailing customs go, a sensible wedding, the expenditures that pile up for the purseholder, the groom, are decidedly jarring. Sav the wedding takes place at a church, but with ushers, groomsmen, hest man and bridesmaids an cut oui. Here is the way the bill will pile up: Engagement ring (average) ..$100.00 WoiiiTi? rins (average).. .. 8.00 ,i u...0 1. v - s -i am. of the groom (average)., iuu.uu Wedding fee (average) 10.00 fix cpVtnn for onenmg cnurcn d.uv Bride's bouquet Hack 4 In addition to the clothes for tho wedding occasion the bridegroom must consider the expense of certain neces sary additions to bis wardrobe. Even- if he limits himself to the bare neces sities, which he will not, the bill grows this way: Two new suits of clothes at $45 each $90.00 One dress suit for the wedding. 60.00 One dozen shirts at $3 each .. . 36.00 Four suits of underwear at $5 each 20.00 Half-dozen pairs of socks.. .. -3.00 Ties and new pair of sieve links 10.00 Two hats 10.00 One pair new shoes.. .. .. .. 6.00 Overcoat (tailor made) . . . . . . 50.00 One dozen handkerchiefs at 50 cents each 6.00 Two white vests 6.00 One dozen collars at 25 cents. .3.00 One dozen pairs of cuffs at 40 " cents a pair.. 4.80 Smoking jacket.. 5.00 whose wit was as keen as his. She was shall get both. PURITY OF WATER- SUPPLY. FRESH-LOOKING FROCKS. -444- A peculiar trait of humanity is what 15 failed absent-mindedness. A person 4 4 A f- he uorn absent-minded, whether ? is clever or stunid. remains so to the -n- 0: hig iife Which is strewn with f anoyances resulting from this very, ini-ouvenient quality. "By Jove, I'have jorgutten my watch!" exclaimed a man 0 ins companions as a party of young f'!he 'v about to take the train utT Beach. "I must have left it undo' IKY nil low 0 V, T, 4-1 T inc.- 1 1".w,t a L LUC 11ULC1. A Will JUOl to go back and get it," he 1 pulling out his watch from ft- "Yes, I can do it!" he ex making a rapid calculation. t off at a run for the nearby CIO th nir V r A V. rv A 311 St. ro,.,.i , , . ... . . -nueu to see mat tne wnui? ll ' ; not l)erfectly natural, but a - "-Hi up yviicu uncj an duu ;'i;z"rl that the absent-minded fonthhip, his ;,', d air;; Ami hotel lony ,-, "Vl 111 v I. 1 V-n . Ul rlmefl himself with the very at,':i that he went for. ryV ? ?U f'uld fil1 a book with Har" V,"; ul,;'f ---minded performances." said ahn', . "Ho is always doing the most tan',.. l!Iis- He forgot me in a res in Boston not long ago. and xPre:ss; tHJi nprprl thot T woe iTi me - - Ulttt X TV UO 111 ' ntil he was on the lightning 'n- New York. We were both I from the annex and he from the col lege and he had the money and the tickets. We went together to the for luncheon, after which he left me to get a cigar. I waited and waited, and no Harry, until finally I imagined what had really happened i. e., that after purchasing his cigar he had entirely forgotten that I was with him ana naa gone to the railroad station. Leaving word with the'waiter, in case he should return to fetch me, I rushed to the station and found that our train had gone, then back again to the restau rant, where, as I had expected, no Harry had turned up. As I had only 50 cents in my purse, I spent part of it m telegraphing an explanatory message to mamma, and with the rest returned to Cambridge, where I found a telegram from Harry which he managed to get sent from the train. 'Did you worry?' I asked him afterward. 'Oh, not a bit! he answered cheerfully. 'I knew you would be all right, but I was .glad the mater received your telegram before I arrived home.' V The absent-mindedness of a certain ,iivr,nWn nrofessor led to an amus ing scene the other day. He was walk (Continued on Page Twelve.) investigations To Be Made By The Geological Survey. Washington, Aug. 22. The Division 01 Hydrography of the United State Geological Survey, under the super vision of M. O. Leighton, has institut ed a branch of research which, is ex pected to be of value to municipali ties and industries dependent on the purity of their water supply, and also to have a beneficial influence on the health of the general public. i The investigation aims to discover the condition of all the important supply streams of the United States by chemical and bacteriological ex aminations of their waters, and also by measurements of their turbidity and color. The Division of Hydro graphy has been for a number of ears collecting information regard ing the volume of flow of the country's streams as a basis for municipal sup plv, water power, irrigation and, other uses, but tests for quality and condi tion have not been made before ex cept by a few cities which hold as advanced position in matters of public hygiene. Salt With Their Cheese. Orientals, who understand the nice ties of eating from a hygienic stand point much better than we of the Oc cident; always take salt with their cheese. After one becomes addicted to the salt and apple habit, they feel that app?es should never be eaten in anv other way. Emma Paddock Tel- iford in Good Housekeeping. How The Energetic Girl Keeps Or gandies Crisp And Pretty. The greatest trouble that the. visit ing girl has in summer is to keep her thin gowns in good condition when she is at home, and when these rrocKS De- comes stringy she can eitser aave the maid nress them. or. boldly invading the kitchen, "do" them herself. In a hotel it is impossible to do this work oneself, and if one sends an or rflnrHk in anv wav elaborate to the laundrv to have the wrinkles smoothed out of it she pays from $1 to $2 for the privilege. It would take the purse of Fnrtunas to keeD this up for three months anyone can see at a glance Thnt' thfi reason so many fluffy as thev should be by nature. The girl of limited means who al locks fresh and crisp as to frocks owes these qualities generally to the alcohol lamp, iron and little ironing boards that she keeps in her room hfse implements and a half hour each afternoon, the most wilted gown can be restored to almost pristine beauty. More. than this, veils, sasnes and neck ribbons may b improved by the same means. ' Under the hands of the amateur the -oiaue skirt emerges white and suit. One young woman e en presses her hats, and declares they look the better for the process. To look as if she wore a new costume every time she appears outside her room is a girl s idea of hap piness, and when it can be so easily ac rnmnlished. why should not every feminine at the seashore be beniflcally happy. 3.00 Total.. .. 241-00 Total $309.80 Few men settle down to married life without some sort of a wedding journey, and a trip to New York is the favorite, though it must be said this eats into the bridegroom's hoardefe store worse than the elephant of "Wang" memory (fid into the hay. It is safe to count the cost of the bridal trip, as it is nearly adways as much a part of the wedding as the ceremony itself. Two tickets to New York at $25 each (round trip) $100.00 Sleeping car section (each way, $12).. 24.00 Hotel bill, $10 a day, for seven days ,. .. ... .. .. 70.00 Amusements and incidents dur ing the week 50.00 Meals on car trip, 36 hours out, $5 aniece (round trip) .... . . 20.00 Tips 5.00 Steamer trunk 8.00 Total $277.00 Or, if a cheaper trip is selected, with Asheville 'as the objective point, the expenses would run something like this: Tickets for two (round trip) . . 54.40 Sleeping car section (round trip) -10.00 Hotel bill for a week at $8 a day for two. 56.00 Incidentals and amusements for the week 35.00 Tips 5.00 Total ....$164.40 Counting on the basis of the New York trip the total costs foots7 up a sweeping $827.80. Or, if the Asheville trip is selected it will be $715.20. Even if the honeymoon trip be more economically planned the expenses will amount to considerable. Most any sort of a trip costs from $100 to $150, including hotel bills. These figures, it must be remem bered, represent only the simplest kind of a ceremony wedding. 4- 4 4 44 4 4 f f 4- BOGUS SPANISH FORTUNES 1 (From the Boston Post) l L -4 4 4 4 t t T r- 4 4 f For three months, says the Boston Post, the world's slickest swindlers, a fictitious priest, a prisoner and a pret ty maiden have been trying to bunco a Boston man, James waisu, vl xo West Sixth street, South Boston, by of fering him a fortune of nearly $o00,000 and the custody of a beautiful young Spanish girl. Mr. Walsh naa oniy w send something like $3,000 to secure the great prize. Walsh had heard ot tne scneme ue fore, or thought he had, although for a while he believed tnat goou wnuuc had smiled on him as it seldom does on anyone, tie conunueu w ny with the men in Madrid wno were iu place at his disposal great wealth. The vmintr triri whose father was supposed to have died in prison as the result of persecution of his connection wun tne great Panama scandal, which disrupted France, was pictured as all that is beautiful and good and with her Walsh was to receive a great fortune. About May 1, Walsh was informed in a closely written letter mailed from Madrid that he had a relative, uuu Louis Rodreguez, then in prison at Gibraltar, charged with stealing State documents in France. Rodreguez said that he had been badly wounded while resisting arrest, and, expecting to die, hoped that Mr. Walsh would accept his great fortune and the care of a beautiful young daughter, then budding into a glorious womanhood. Reference was made to a trunk with a secret drawer, containing securities and valuable papers. Walsh was thrilled at the prospect, but his wife rather disliked the notion of the beautiful ward, while she longed to close in on the fortune. It was stated in the letter that a friendly priest would take charge of all communications passing between Walsh and the dying Spaniard and see that they reached the proper person. , Mt. WalsH answered the letter, ex pressing his deepest sympathy for the misfortune of his until then unknown but distinguished relative. He hoped, he said, to hear more from him. He did. In a remarkably short time a reply came from Madrid. The letter was written on a sheet of note paper of ex traordinary dimensions and in a hand writing so fine that a magnifying glass was necessary to make its pur port clear. The English, too, was bad ly mixed, except when instructions were laid down and then nothing could have been more explicit or diction In each case the communications were signed Louis Rodreguez Walsh, although the unfortunate Spaniard had stated that his mother's name had Walsh, not his father's. It was evident to Mr. Walsh that the injured man thus expected to make his relationship more clear. Then came a letter from the Rev. Pascual Martinez, bearing the sad news of the demise of Mr. Walsh's re lative. The missive was couched in the most gentle phraseology, although somewhat mixed. Mr. Martinez stated that the rich American, Mr. Walsh, had been appointed the guardian of the beautiful Mary Rodreguez Bonnett and that just as soon as the money neces sary for the payment of the legal fees had been sent she would depart with the good priest and the trunks contain ing the key to the great treasure for America. Mr. Walsh had dreamed of the mys terious trunk with the secret drawer which would make him worth a quar ter of a million dollars, but he did not send the money necessary to release the poor girl and bring him the for tune. He knew that the great Spanish swindling syndicate was at work and he led them on. "I do not quite understand what you (Continued on Page Ten.). Eomin t cack fpom Harvard together