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WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 2, 1966 THE CAROLINA JOURNAL How To Succeed In Trapping A Man Without Even Trying PAGE 3 BY CORNY STILWELL Here’s some of my fool-proof methods for “how to succeed in trapping a man without even trying’’. Of course, 1 can’t guarantee the effectiveness of most of the ideas. Perhaps it would be practical to try them all and through trial emd error (mostly error) you can decide on the ones most suited to your personality. The one idea that seems to be the best one, especially with world conditions such as they are today, is to keep mentioning the draft. This proves to be a good marriage promoter in this day and time. Men are going to all ends to evade the long arm of Uncle Sam... even a sure death as marriage. That is a subject on which 1 could expound for centuries to come , but 1 worry that I’ll offend and I don’t dare do that-not in this newspaper. Now, the second method to try is the one in which you employ the word “inexpensive” (not cheap). You simply keep reminding the subject how inexpensive your tastes are and hope that he catches on. But there’s one thing to watch for if you snare a date with him, re member how inexpensive you’ve been telling him you are...unless he proves to be a dud and you aren’t to worried about trapping him after all. The next method is not too easily followed. You must have for titude-guts. You begin this one in a standing position...you let the victim hypothesize that you have money. You just have to be careful that you don’t let him discover you don’t really have mcmey until after you’ve trapped him. Men are always bugging women about the good-looking blond at the office. So, you can turn into one of the purr...purr... purr- feet blondes that you so often see on the “big eye”. Don’t do this, however, because they only want other women to be blonde not you. No one wtmts to be known as the “blonde-boomsheU’s husband.” A method that doesn’t work for me but might for you, is to make your home a free dispenser for beer. This tends to make the Bar tenders of America mad at you for operating without a license. It also tends to turn your home into a refuge for alcoholics. I don’t recommend this method too highly, but if everything else fails, give it a try. The next method is one in which you could get trapped yourself. My suggestion to you is turn your basement into a virtual gameroom. Knock out a wall or two and put in a pooltable and a ping-pong table. Of course, you could be ignored after you’ve answered the door and led the way to the pooltable. But at least you’ll have the fellow in your domain. One method, to which I’ve not resorted yet, is to advertise that your folks have a place on the beach and you go down .. there every weekend. (Make whatever you will out of that sentence). This will result in your inheritance of a bum or freeloadeir all your life. If you want a guy that badly, you can have him. Now, let me tell you that I’ve tried several different methods my self and the one that prevails over all of them is the one which seems most logical. Never mention marriage to a guy and you’ve got it. That seems to prove that you’ve not out to trap anyeme and men don’t want to feel that they’re being trapped like a rabbit (They’re not much better when a female hunter sets her sights on them!: But when I develop a sure-fire, never miss method, I hope to put it on broadway! P. S. I’m going to have to startchargingfor my advice one of these days, (you know) . Dear Corny Pep Club, Sophomores Meet And APO Is Out For Blood Wednesday, November 2, 1966 The Student Party will meet in U-209 from 11:30 until 12:30. Alpha Phi Omega will hold a meeting in U-210 from 12:00 until 12:50. The University Party will meet in U-231 and 232 from 11:30 un til 12:30. The Cheerleaders will practice in U-231 and 232 from 4:00 until 6:00. The Baptist Student Union will have a meetinginU-233from 11:30 until 1-30. Baptists Will Convene Soon At Wake Forest The annual Baptist Student Con vention is being held at Wake Forest College in Winston-Salem on November 4-6, 1966. Several students have already signed up to attend. Other inter ested students of all denominations are invited to help us represent UNC-C at Winston Salem. The registration fee is $1.00. A meeting for all students who plan to attend the convention will be held in U233 at 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, November 2. Most colleges and universities throughout North Carolina will be represented at the Student Conven tion. This is an opportunity to hear speakers such as Dr. Warren Carr, Pastor, Wake Forest Baptist Ch urch, Winston - Salem; Dr. Ro bert E. Seymour, Pastor, Binkly Memorial Baptist Church, Chapel Hill; Dr. John Macquire, Profess or, Weleyan College, Middletown, Connecticut and Dr, Ben C. Fesher, Secretary, Council on Ch ristian EducatiMi. Raleigh. Literary Club (Parnassian People) Meets BY GAYLE WATTS The Literary Club will have an organizational meeting on next Wednesday, November 9 at 11:30 a.m. in room A202. Faculty ad vising is available. This club has in the past en riched campus life through the publication of The Parnassian, a literary magazine composed of the original works of UNC-C students. The Parnassian, formerly pub lished twice a year, was not off ered last year. Providing opportunities for dis cussions and criticisms of con temporary and older authors, in l)eUer,i .Wltll G)ke J & J TAVERN Turn left-on N.C. 49 Leaving the University 2 1/2 Miles TOPS ON THE DIAL Franklin 6-3.548 SPORTING GOODS .ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT the '^p9^tU/»AAjQ/W. i 230 Churluttetonn Mall CHARLOTTE, 4. N. C. (RECOMMENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES) MICHAEL CAINEisAIFIE MIIUCENTMARTIN 'JULIAFOSTER.* JANEASHER • SHIRIEYANNE REIO \im MERCHANT* ELEANOR BRON * WITH SHELLEY WINTHtS AS RUBY TECHNICOIOR'TEHNISCOPE’A LEWIS GILBERT PIIODyCTl Now Showing Plaxa Theater The Student Nurses’ Club will meet in U-234 from 11:30 until 12:15. The Pep Club will meet in U- 234 from 12:15 until 1:00. The Sophomore Class will have a meeting in the Ballroom from 11:30 until 12:30. Alpha Phi Omega will sign up people to give blood on November 9 in the Lobby from 10:30 until 2:00. The Rotary Club will meet in U-215 from 11:30 until 12:30. Tuesday, November 8, 1966 The United States Marine Corps will be recruiting in the Lobby from 9:00 until 5:00. nesday, October 26 meeting. The incoming officers are; President- Walker “Chip” Wright, Vice-Pre- sident-Richard James, Secretary- Andrew Fitzpatrick, Treasurer- Reggie Yaude. Normally the off icers are elected at the end of the school year and this was done last May. Other Notes of Interest: Your body contains about 12 pints of blood. Surely you cm spare me pint for someone who needs it desperately. If you are between 18 and 59 years of age, and weight 110 pounds or over, you are able to give blood. The pint of blood you give entitled you and your Immediate family to re- cieve blood for 12 months through the Piedmont Carolina Regional Blood Program. If you give two gallons over a period of time, you are given a lifetime card. Scott MacMillan said that the club was already making plans for the coming year. These plans in clude “...assembling and distri buting a Student Directory, con tinuing to publish the newsletter as long as there is sufficient in terest, a coffee hour on November 9 to start the membership drive and several Circle K Forums wh ich will present speakers of in terest to the student body.” Yearbook portraits in process color will be taken on Thursday, November 17 and Friday, Novem ber 18 from 8:00 to 2:00 in U215. Men should wear dark coats and ties and blouses for the women are provided. Alpha Phi Omega is signing up students and faculty each Wednes day until November 16. The Blood Drive will be held on that day from 9:30 until 4:30. President Bill Hodges said, “ A P 0 is sponsoring the blood drive for the second year. We hope participation will be better this year because UNC-C came in last place in the donating last year.” The Circle K Club at UNC-C elected new officers at their Wed- The Universtiy Chorus has re ceived notice that the North Char lotte Rotary Club cannot attent the full chorus concert planned for Monday, December 19 at 1 pmi. in our ballroom. They will, there fore, take a double quartet to per form at the North Charlotte Ro tary Club following a 12:30 lunch eon with the Club members. The Chorus would also like to announce their slate of newly elec ted officers. They are: Dwayne Spitzer, president; Paul Boswell, vice-president; Theresa Stanton, Secretary - treasurer; Melody Roberts and Betty Ann Guion, Li brarians. addition to an outlet for students’ writing talents, the Literary Club is a useful and entertaining add ition to the UNC-C campus. All students with an interest in writing and publishing (or being published!) are invited to come to A 202 on November 9. THE ARNOLD PALMER CARDIGAN —AUTHENTICALLY YOURS FROM ROBERT BRUCE One look at this all-season champion and you'll know why it’s the most popular sweater in America! Blended of 50% alpaca/50% wool, it's distinctively links-stitched ... comes in a great selection of fresh fashion colors. Cut for active comfort in sizes S, M, L, X. Plaza Men's Store Two locations to serve you 1500 Central Avenue 3732 Coliseum Shopping Center ii ill J
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