page six/the journal/aprii 26,1974
Stuff
by salamander east
The programs I have selectee
will be perfect to ease the tensior
of this dreadful exam week.
Monday, April 29
8^00 a.m. New Zoo Revue.
Today's segment deals with the
cross breeding of a goat from the
hills of Tibet with a toad. Channel
9.
11:30 a.m. Movie; Nights in
Black Leather. Peter Burian stars
in this sequel to Knights in White
Satin. It's the same old whips and
chains ordeal, only with a more
gruesome slant. A cameo
appearance is made by Henry
Kissinger. Channel 36.
7:00 p.m. The Munsters.
Grandpa robs the local blood
bank. Channel 18.
8:00 p.m. The Rookies.
Tonight's thrilling episode deals
with a mad scientist that
transplants the brain of a lesbian
Into a man who works for the
telephone company. Channel 9.
Tuesday, April 30
4:00 p.m. Batman. Dame Edith
Evans is today's guest villianness.
5:00 p.m. Movie: Desire Under
the Elms. This is a somewhat
sordid account of Faye
Dunaway's menage a trois with
Rex Reed and Otto Preminger.
Dyan Cannon, Joe Hunter, and
Mr. Ed star.
Wednesday, May 1
Since it's May day, all
programs have been cancelled. So,
go out and purchase a bottle of
Longhorn wine and cavort around
the lake.
Thursday, May 2
8:30 a.m. Captain Kangaroo.
In today's segment, Mr.
Greenjeans takes Dancing Bear to
a gay bar.
10:00 a.m. Let's Make A Deal.
President Nixon and Judge Sirica
will be bidding for the big deal
today which is worth —???
12 noon. Face the Nation.
Walter Slezak and Maria Montez
are the scheduled guests.
1:29 p.m. Big Wally breaks his
nose trying to run through a wall.
4:00 p.m. The Flying Nun.
Sister Bertrelle gets mistaken for a
mallard and is seriously injured in
a hunting accident.
5:00 p.m. I Spy. Today's
episode deals with the life of
Lester Maddox.
6:30 p.m. CBS News. Walter
Cronkite forms a nude conga line
in the CBS s tudios to march down
to the 55th Street Playhouse to
see Sexual Freedom in Denmark.
10:00 p.m. Police Story. A
sex-crazed chihuahua terrorizes
the streets of San Francisco.
Lassie, Francis the Mule, Rin Tin
Tin, Dick Dastardly and Mutley,
the Cheshire Cat, and Bonzo star.
Friday, May 3
Who cares what's on tonight.
There's a party going on at my
place.
Saturday, May 4
12 noon-3:00 p.m. Recover
from the ghastly hangover you
must have from my party.
4:00 p.m. Movie: Greek
Lightening. This is a sPmewhat
humorous tale about the illicit
relationship between a cobra and
a rattlesnake. The symbolism is
very intense. Bette Davis and Paul
Lynde star. Francois Truffant
directed.
6:30 p.m. Local News. A
Mazola party heads today's news
items.
8:30 p.m. Emergency.
Tonight's disaster deals with a
satanically possessed rabbi.
Mercedes McCambridge, Bebe
Rebozo, and Jack Benny star.
9:30 p.m. Movie: The Night
Before. This is a sequel to the
bestselling novel and motion pic
The Morning After. The plot is a
thinly disguised fictional account
of the life of Adolph Hitler. The
film depicts Hitler as a fun loving
little boy who only wanted to
operate a fried pie stand.
Skillfully directed by Werner
Klemper. Starring Marlene
Dietrich, Elke Sommer, Stella
Stevens, Tallulah Bankhead (in
drag as Hitler), and Sporko the
Wonder horse. A special
appearance is made by Martin
Boorman.
Sunday, May 5
9:30 a.m. Ted Armstrong.
Devil worship and how to practice
black magic are today's topics.
11:30 a.m. This is Your Life.
Mike Bryan is the scheduled guest.
70 p.m. Wonderful World of
Color. Ed Sullivan does a
striptease in tonight's pulsating
saga.
Midnight, A champagne party
at Grant's tomb. Everyone is
invited.
The
Doctor's
Bag
Address questions to Dr. Arnold Werner,
c/o Michigan State University, East
Lansing, Mich.
Q: I always had a very satisfactory sexual relationship with my former girlfriend
But. I cannot warm up to my present girl although I llker her very much.
What are the reasons? Is there a difference In the chemistry of our bodies that
prevents me from getting sexually aroused by her?
A: Our relationships with all people are multifaceted. The type of friendship or
closeness we have with a particular person is obviously determined by personality
factors, but may also be affected by such things as common interests, physical or
sexual appeal, necessity, need and convenience. Like you. I too am puzzled why
some relationships just don't seem to go even though all the apparent elements of
success are present. Equally as confusing, but more fun to contemplate and be
involved in, are the relationships that seem to start with an instantaneous
closeness and understanding, almost as if there is some sort of chemical or
physical reaction between the people involved. If there is any chemistry in all of
this, it is hormonal, not under voluntary control and not related to chemical
differences between you and your friend.
Warmth, closeness and a satisfactory sexual relationship usually takes some
time to develop but, at times it never develops; this leads to a tricky situation, I
have become convinced that a lot of unmarried people hang in with relationships
which have serious defects along one dimension or another. Rather than accept
the fact that a relationship with a particular person might have a serious defect in
one area even though worthwhile in other areas, people hold together in the hope
or belief that eventually the relationship will become more complete. When the
missing factor is something as basic as sexual feelings or involves personality
styles, a couple might be better off either terminating the relationship or
maintaining it as one that will not lead to any permanent arrangement.
Many people I have spoken to who have become divorced cite serious and
obvious defects in the relationship that existed before marriage and which both
parties hoped would disappear. It is my own opinion that people who take
advantage of the time they are single to become involved in multiple relationships
and feel free to find out who they are and what they need, have a much more
likely chance of eventually marrying someone compatible with them. To remain
involved in a serious relationship in which one cannot feel sexually close to one’s
partner is destined for trouble.
Summer Job: Swim and Play
tennis this summer as a pool
lifeguard. Call Tom McCloskey at
535-5210.
Wanted: Female Roommate to
find and share 2 bedroom
apartment by June. Call 597-3598
or 596-9560 if interested.
For Sale: Sony reel-to-reel tape deck.
Good condition. Call Ernest at 3701.
Students who would like to
reserve a copy of the 1974 Rogues
'n Rascals are asked to call 2146, or
drop by room B-7 Cone University
Center. Although there should je
more than enough copies
available, those w shing guranteed
delivery in the event we should run
short, should contact us before
April 26.
.For Sale; 72 model trailer near UNCC
campus ideal for married couple. 12 by
70, 2 bedrooms, 2 full baths. Call
596-0969 and ask for Robert Byrum.
Gitane Bicycle: 10-speed,
"Interclub," very light 2414 lbs.),
guick relaese hubs, toedips, pump,
practically new, $140, 394-3064..
Q: With food prices skyrocketing my roommate and I have sought various means!
ot reducing food bills. Can humans eat dried dog food and is it good for you? Not!
being gourmets we are willing to try anything once. Also, do you have a brandl
which you particularly prefer? By the way, keep on printing the truth, but don't!
try to convince me "it" doesn't cause hair to grow on your palms. ' |
A. How discouraging, how absolutely discouraging. I sympathize completely with 2
the difficulty of dealing with rising food prices, but to have to point out to me!
that you are not a gourmet while asking me about eating dried dog food, is too|
much. And then, you compound the insult by asking me if there is a brand that 11
personally prefer! Dog biscuits with a glass of milk when you return from class 11
could understand, but dog food for dinner, never!
There are no federal standards of purity for animal foods as there are for!
human foods. Therefore, the likelihood of contamination with bacteria is higher |
Much of the contamination occurs after the food is processed since the|
processing itself has sterilizing effects. Canned dog food is probably cleaner than I
the dried stuff. Dog food is also made from parts of animals considered at least I
esthetically unpleasant to contemplate eating, such as eyes, snouts, udders and |
intestines. Some of the animats used in feed have died of natural causes rather|
than having been slaughtered while healthy. I
Nutritionally, dog food may be better than some terribly deficient human I
diets, but by no means would It be considered really adequate. The taste isalsoj
undesirable by most human standards, so by the time you doctored it up to make|
it platable and nutritious, I doubt if you'd be saving any money. You would be|
better off using one of the many available cook books featuring inexpensive!
menus. Sources of free information about food are: Cooperative Extension!
Services from your local Agricultural college and Office of Information U.S. f
Dept, of Agriculture. Wash., D. C. 20250. ' L
If I take your last comment literally, it's less a matter of masturbation causing!
hair to grow on your palms than it is a matter of not doing "it" leading one to eat!
dog food. 3 ■