TERMS: $1.26 Per Year In Advance. VOLUME -J, CONCORD, N. C., FRIDAY; MARCH 2, 1888; NUMBER 6. r AITTIIONY ft CROSS, Editor and! Publishers. Father Time, v Above the world 1 sit and saQ Moving on, moving oo; j , f t ; The things I pass no mor avail, r They bide their years, decay and fall, , While I keep moving on. . , Down on the world I look and smile, . i I , Moving on, moving; on; ' The scythe I bear smites all the while Cuts as it may for good or guile, While I keep moving on. Over the world I glance my eye, Moving on, moving on; Good deeds mature, the hopeful try The just alone shall never die, "While I keep moving on. Around the world I sit and roll, Moving on, moving on; Ripening fruits for sacrvd goal.t t Perfecting hopes of the dying sou While I keep moving on. Beside the world I sit and hear, Moving on, moving on; Bounds of joy or s dn s drear, Filling the spao around the sphere. While I keep moving on. Above, around all worlds I ride, Moving on, moving on; Watching in all the swelling tide Of human love and human pride, While I keep moving on. When stars go out and worlds stand still, Alone I'm moving on; Obeying God's eternal will, 1 cease not when all else is still, But yet keep niovins on. 'bus Time rolls on, Ever on and on ; Above the earth and o'er the sea, 'Mid lightning's flash, And thunder's cra.h, Moving toward eternity. -Win. A. WheiMon. A Thief Among the Bees. The Holden brothers, Roswell and Frank, went to California from a New England town, in 1881. for the benefit of Roswcll's health, upon medical ad vice; and subicqucntiy they found themselves en2aied in the business of bac-kecping near Los Angeles for cir cumstances, accident rut her than de sign, fir t led them into it. The children lw I inherited a coasti tutional tendency to pulmonary dis eases, which had already begin to de velop itself ia Roswell. Indeed, he had become so far an invalid that his friends deemed it unsafe for him to set off on so long a journey alone. After many family deliberations, it was arranged that Frank, and Ellen, their sister, should accompany him, and reman one winter, if not longer, ia the west. As their means were limited, Frank and Ellen began, soon after arriving in California, to look about' tor some way to earn a living. RasweU, too, a? his health improved, wished for something to do; and at length thfp were, by chance, led to buy thirteen hives of bees of a lady who herself formerly an invalid had been employing her leisure in apiculture, but now was about re turning to her home in New York. With these thirteen hive the young Holdens entered upon- the honey-producing business early ia 1882.' For a year they resided in the vicinity of Los Angeles, but finding that the bees, as the number of swarm increased, were unpopular among their neighbors, they were led to move from so thickly inhab ited a district, and lived for a time near Mojaye. Thence, however, early the following spring, ttycy again moved ia a tract of unoccupied country farther back among the mountains, in a kind of long defile, or crooked valley, inclosed by a wooded range on cither hand, but which, from the great abuadanca of wild flowers, affords good pasture for bees. Here they aro at present dwelling, and it is from a number of letters from them to their friends at homa that the present sketch is compiled. The weather there is so favorable and the climate so mild that bees require but little feed ing with artificial sweets, though, of course, more honey can be produced for market if, at certain times of 4he year, the swarms are thus pro vided with food. . ' The hives are arranged so that drawers, or boxes, when filled with hney by the bees, can be withdrawn, and empty ones substituted in their places. Swarms of bees vary in siza and in in dustry as honey-gatherers. Some swarms produce in a year not more than twenty pounds that can prudently he with drawn from them; some, indeed, from ceit-iia causes, will not eyen gather enough honey far their own support Other awarmY produce forty or fifty pounds, and still others much more. The Holdens have now between two and three hundred hives, having made it a rule so far to keep all the new swarms which come out, though a few have escaped. The care of this nu merous colony occupies all their time and attention, and they hire two Indian girls to assist them to watch the, nu merous sub-coloniei which they have established in different parts of the val. ley, generally within mile of each bther. For it will not do to ' have all these two- hundred swarms, or "more collected near one snot on account of th pasture supply of flowers being over fed, and the bees having to go too far. The whole number of swarms is di vided up into groups of ten of fifteen hives, and these are often shifted : from place to place as the season passes. l For, moving a sub-colony to fresh pas turage, the boys have a platiorm set upon four wheels, and drawn by two steady mules, i Then, i ft -r the bees have eutered the hive at night, they are closed In, and the hives are transferred to the platform. Very carefully then,' 3 i i . i v : . I and slowly, so as not to jar the hives too much, the transportation of the colony to the di&tance of a mile or two is ef fected. At ihe time of this story, some tim9 in March or April "of last year, the Holdens had pastured out ten hives at a point higher up the . valley, than any they had previously occupied. In point of fact, the new pasture was in a branch of the main valley. Hither they had come up from their beo-sheds next be low, two m les distant, with a load of hives, and built a "rest" for them near two large oaks great trees with wide- spreading branches that nearly' touched the ground on the north side of the intervale, at the foot of tne mountain. It was a favorable location, for on the south side the bees had the entire val ley, well stocked with flowers and flowering shrubs, outspread before them; and so secluded did the place seem that the young apiarists judged it entirely safe to leave the be a to gather honey here, unguarded, for a few days at least Having seen to it therefore, that the hives were well placed, they returned down the valley to their shanty-house, where their sister and the Indian girl looked after tho few simple domestic affairs of the household. In fact, it was quite tneir custom thus'to colonize a new pasture, and thus they had met with few losses. Honey in smill quantity, had been stolen from them on one or two occasions and once a number of deer, in their flight across the valley, had upset three or four hive?. But on this occasion they met with a mishap; for on going to the place two or three days afterward, to see how their swarthy "Italiins" were prospering, Frank found one hive upset, and another of the tea missing altogether. From the latter circumstance, as also from certain marks and traces in the grass, resembling footprints, he at once concluded that some thief had "jumped"' the hive. A few days before they had heard the report of a gun several times, faint and at a diitance, and had conjectured that there was a hunting party, either of whites or Indians, on the other side of the mountain. 'Some of them have probably been spying about and got their eyes on that row of hives," was Frank's thought. Whether tha rogues would rest con tent with the honey of one' hive, or come back after more, was what no one could guess, rne-orotners, nowever, aeemeu it prudent to expect them again, and would have gone up and drawn the re maining hives down to camp, if the two Indian girls had not been sent down to the postoffice a little settlement twelve miles away with the mules, to get the mail and a stock of groceries. Roswell therefore proposed that, af ter supper, they should take a little shelter tent which they had, and go up to the new rest, in order to pass the night where they could guard the hives. For by this time the older brother had so far recovered his health as to be the stronger of the two. As Xiiien aid not nice to be leit -en tirely alone she proposed to accompany them. They accordingly set off, tak ing along the tent, three blankets and a Winchester carbine. Arriving at the rest just at dusk, they pitched their little shelter tant neSr the trunk of one of the oaks already re ferred to, and in such a manner that the eids of the drooping branches nearly or auite concealei the te t from view. The night was warm and the place was quite dry. Accordingly they did not kindle a fire, but made themselves comfortable with their blankets under cover of the tent and tho sheltering foli age of tlie tree. They qad really no serious expecta tion.tb.at the thief would come back; and after a time all three of them fell asleep, for Ellen Holden had become quite accustomed to this free, out-of- door life. They slept thus for three or four hours. During tha early part of the night there was a moon, but the moon set to ward midnight; the stars,, however, gave some light, though every thing was rather misty and dim. The now somnolent and quiet hives reposed on their rest, a few yards from the tree and the tent At length the sleepers were suddenly roused by a heavy thump, followed by a grating noise - and a deep humming sound from the hives. Thev all started up and listened in tently :. 'Something's afoul of the bees, Ros," whispered Frank. Roswell, statting up, took the Win Chester and peeped out amongst the oak branches. ' What looked like; a tall, 'slouching man was in the very act of taking one of the hives in his arms, despite the loudly buzzing bees. As Roswell stared in J astonishment, the sturdy pilferer did actually clasp hia armt about the hive and raising it oil the rest, started to walk slowly ofl with it. . 'It's soma Indian, I guess, by the looks of him, " muttered RoswelL '"1 don't just like to fire at him ; he don't seem to have any gun. But let's 'go' for him and give him a good thrash in m i 1 . a x i Frank, agreeing at once to his propo sition, snatched up two stakes which they had cut for the tent, and handing one of these to his brother, who laid down the rifle, both young men ran quickly, but ttealthily, after the heavily-loaded thief, wl o was shamb ling awk warily oa ac oss tho open ground, beyond the rest. The grass was thick and soft, and they were not long c.osmg in with. - tne marauder. You scoundrel!" yelled Frank. Lug otf our honey, will you? ' and drawing off with his stake, gave the thief such a tremendoui whack across the back and shoulders as to knock him half-forward over the hive. "Take that!" Drawing oil again, he was about to repeat the dose, and Roswell on his part was just getting in a blow, when the supposed "Indian" suddenly came round on all fours and give vent . to a growl which made the whole valley re echo. It was a grizzly! and as he growled, he rosa on his hind legs and "lunged' at Frank. Prodigiously astonished, Frank gave a long jump backward not ho far, how ever, but that one of the ugly creature's paws raked along his right side and sent him rolling over and over again on the ground. Roswell, too, had executed an almost equally long leap backward, and ran plump into Miss Holden who with com mendable foresight, had come quietly after her brothers, with the Winchester in her hands. "Here, quick, shoot!" she exclaimed, thrusting the loaded piece into his hands. Turning on the instant, Ros well fired one, two, three, four shots into the bear, now in the very act of lunging again at Frank, and with such effect that the animal fell, roaring and whining, unable to rise for another lunge. '" - '' A few more shots finished it. Frank, though considerably ..bruised and shaken up, was not seriously in jured. "Ellen," exclaimed Roswell, turning to his sister, when the bear had been fairly- floored and Frank had picked himself up, "Ellen, you're a brick ! You got round just in the nick o' time !" "Well," said she laughing, "when two fellows go after a grizzly with a couple of sticks, it's a good plan to have a Winchester not far behind." Youth's Companion. Ventilation of Bedrooms. 1 Dr. Brown-SequarJ,. who has been preaching that bad ventilation of sleep ing rooms and poor and monotonous food are the great causes of phthisis, treated of that disease at the last meet ing of the Academy of Sciences in Paris, taking many of his examples from Eng land. Wherever population is dense, and sleeping rooms ill-aired or over crowded, consumption prevails. Dr. Bailey reported that in the Miilbank Prison there were, out of one hundred deaths, forty-fivo from this disease. According to the illustrious French doctor a room in which a consumptive person sleeps is recking with contagious germs, if the air he exhales is not carried off. But how to get rid of it in ill-built houses or very cold weather, when it is as dangerous to open windows as to keep them shut? To meet this difficulty Dr. Brown-Sequard showed the Acad emy an apparatus of his invention. A reversed funnel, the shape of a lamp shade, is placed at the end of a tube, so arranged in its curves and angles that when it is placed beside a bed the re versed funnel will be above tho sleeper and draw up tho airhe breathes. The other end runs into the chimney of the room, it mere is none it is tax en through a heating apparatus to an air hole. The heat is great enough to burn the disease, germs. The Pig and the Lady. A Lady who was Passing along a Lane came upon a Pig rolling in the Mud and called out in disgust: ','WretchecL.Creature, but what a Mis erable Life you must lead P. '0n the Contrary, no one takes more Comfort," rejoined the Porker. "But you roll in the Mud." t "Just like a ng. . iiaa , .nature in tended me to boss a greenhouse, I should not be hero.!' ,. . Moral: ,T'ie above happened a hund red years ago. All the pigs oi today want to be Canary Bird?. Detroit Free Press. . Backing a Horse. "Did vou ever back a horse, Darrm ger?" " . V " VOnly once, Bromley." "Did you win!' ' J , "I lost 50. I backed him into f shop window otf Chestnut street Bos- ton Budget "HIGHBINDERS." Ah Outgrowth of Chinese Life in San Francisco. Secret Societies for Purposes of Murder and Blackmail. The Highbinder societies in San Fran cisco number about fifty. ,Tney are an outgrowth of the life of the Chinese on this coast, as none-of them were organ ized in China. When ih' coelies first Legan to flock here in griat .numbers, allured by the offer of bjgh wages to work on the Central Pacific Railroad, the lawless element among them saw the opportunity for . blackmail and general cspl na ,e, and began the organ ization of thj (societies that have proved the source of most of the Chinese crime committed on this coast There were already in existence then what were known as the Chines3 Six Companies. These were societies formed for the mutual protection of members, for aid to the sick and destitute, and, most im portant of all, for the transfer to China of the bones of those who died. The companies represented tho two districts of China which contributed the greatest number of coolies to this country, and no Chinese ventured to come to this country without joining one of these com panies. The companies did much good in early days in enforcing order, and ia punishing any crimes of its members, but of late years their power hai been so much encroached upon by the high binders that little remains. Nearly twenty years ago the first high binder society was founded. It was known as tho Chce Kuag Tong, and it was regularly incorporated. This parent society is very wealthy. . It owns a hand some brick building on Spoflord alley, in the heart o" Chinatown, and here are the head Quarters of the officers, the large meeting room, and the Joss, be fore Avhich all new members are initi ated and all oaths take i.-0 le tutors the door, which bears plainly in English aud Chinese the namo of tha society, and as cendini? a flight of stairs reaches the main audience room, where state coun cus of the society are heal. lnis is a handsome apartment fitted un in the celestial style, with heavy old oak ranged around the wall; a large tabic stands in the centre directly under a costly lamp, while Chinese paintings and mottoes from Confucius and other moralists cover tne walls, for your high binder is nothing if not miral. Near the head of tne stairs is an enormous boxwood tablet, let into the wall, on which are engraved tha names of th 1,203 charter members of the fraternity, with the sum of money that each con tributed to found the institution. At whatever hour of day or night one may enter this room, he will find in tha small rear offica some ono to inquire about his business, and to answer any Questions. It seems that the Chee Kung Tong boasts of over 4500 members ia this city alone, - while throughout the United State8, South America and Cuba the roll amounts to 15,000. In all it has 390 branches scattered over this great territory, but each reports to the parent society. Every six months four "headmen" are chosen by election to conduct affairs, and under them are thirty-three "hatchet men," or active police, who are under oath to obey im plicitly any order of the headmen. The Chee Kung Tong for many years was the most influential of th3 highbinder so cieties. but many of its most active members have started other associations, and now the palm of supremacy in local power is di?putei by the Ga Sin Sea and the Bo Sin Sea. AVhatever may nave Deen tne prin ciples upon which Chu Kung Tong was founded, it is now carried on mainly for nurnoses of blackmail, like all the M. a other highbinder organizations. Many reputable merchants have been forced to join these societies, "to cscapa the exactions df highbinders, but tho lead ing spirits ia each are men who recog nize no allegiance to any government, and who obey no laws but those of their own making. Over the halls of most cf these societies floats no fl ig but that of their order, while not even the com mand of the consul general the vir tual representative of the emperor could stay any order that had gone forth. The power of these societies, there fore, is very great, and no earthly au thority can stay their vengeance. What this vengeance means may bo seen from a typical case. We will say that a Chi nese, through jealousy or other motive, kills another Chinaman, and that he and his relatives refuse to make good the loss to the dead man's kindred by a money payment Then tho society to which the murdered man belongs issues an order proclaiming . the murderer and putting a price on his head. r Every Chi- nesfl intthe country t3 warned against harboring or aiding in any way the fugitive under pain of the vengeance of the society. , The proscribed man tan not get any assistance in this country, ana HO IS unaDie to escape, every ave nue is closely watched Payment of tho fine imposed, suicide, ' or death at the hands of the hatchet men are the only alternatives. A more perfect system of terrorizing the timid or - the obstinate was never devised,- and the Chinese who have escaped tho death sentence by dis guise and flight may be numbered on one's fingers. In Conversation with Lee Ah Fook, who is the head man of one of the strongest of the highbinder societies, he smilingly admitted that murder was one of the. fine art s in' which his society ex celled. He explained ' the method of initiation and the penalties that followed the breaking of any of the rules of the order.- The. neophyte who is to be initiated is taken bafore the great joss of. the society, and kneels before the burning punk and incense in the sacred bowls that adorn the altar. -An attend ant, with face concealed by a hideous mask, holds a naked sword to his neck while a second presses the point of an other weapon to his neck. In this posi tion he takes the oath which binds him to 'obey without question any order of the society's authorized leaders, even' though the order be to murder his best friend. Corporal punishment is fre quently inflicted here also, and torture is applied to extract" evidence from wit nesses, precisely as it is in China today. San Francisco Chronicle. Keeping the Oyster's Month Shut. Oysters cannot be kept without a thorough knowledge of their habits. They feed twice ia a day of twenty-foui hours and then just at that stillness preceding the turn of the tide. At no other time, except when feeding, do they open their mouths. When taken out of the water they naturally attempt to feed at regular intervals, and as soon as their mouths are open the liquor is all lost, the cir takes its place, and tin oyster is covered with a thick coating of slime. This is the first stage of de composition, after which the oyster is of no account. Just so long as its mouth is shut it is fit to eat, and a means by which this can be accoinplihcd has been the study of some enterprisiug men for a considerable length of time. In 1884 Mr. A. A. Freeman of Philadelphia shipped to Dsnvur, Col.? some oysters with their mouths fastened by means of the patent wire spring Yankee clothes pin. Upon their arrival in the latter city the oysters were opened, nnd were found to be in' an excellent state of pres ervation. Mr. Freeman immediately set about finding some device less cumbersome than the Yankee clothespin. He finally hit upon a practicable plan. When the mouth of the oyster is closed, it feeds upon the liquor in the shell, and will keep thus for a considerable length of time. Mr. Freeman's plan is 'td fasten the oyster securely aroun d the month with a stout wire. This is done by the hand and a pair of pinccr?, and as it can be done very rapidly, great quanti ties are wired every day. Mr. Free man has established at Oxford, Talbot county, the American Patent Lock Oyster Company, with headquarters at Oxford and office at Philadelphia. Al ready he his shipped car loads to De troit, San Francisco, and other cities, with satisfactory results, nnd some are even on the way to London. He is new completing arrangements to send next season shipments to Paris, Rome, and other citi'.s, and if the attempt proves successful, the American oyster will be eaten in its natural condition and with much gusto all over the worll. Balti more American. Tea Drinking in Russia. In Russia tea is drunk as beer is in Germany or wine ia France. It may be called the national beverage, and there are especial saloons or restaurants all about, both here and in St. Petersburg, for tea drinkers, both rich and poor. The truly Russian restaurant is very dif ferent from the European ones. The waiters are all attired in white from head to foot, with a large black purse at the waist, and are always all men. There is generally a large barrel organ, which gives out the latest airs. It is wonderful how much tea a Russian will drink. The writer entered one morn ing one of these restaurants with a young Russian. Tea was ordered, and one glass followed another , with the Russian until he had drank seven. He said he had often drank eleven, and that fifteen were not too many for an old hand. The tea is drunk alone or .with lemon, and the sugar eaten from the hand. A peculiar kind of bread or roll is eaten with it Albany Journal . A Wonderful Grapevine. Mr. A. F. Tift has upon his place in Key West, Fla., a wonderful grapevine covering a great trellis. This vine bears four' crops every year. The grapes growdn exceedingly compact clusters, many of them " weighing as much as eight pounds and thevino is literally loaded with bunches. It is n native of the "West India islands, probably of Jamaica. . As an illustration of the dense nature of the . bunches, . the I "grapes grow so thick upon them that the center grapes frequently , cannot reach the sunlight to mature. The out side grapes can "be picked ott as deeded, and the,msss of grapes beneath the outside Layer left to ripen. Chica go Times. ' , SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. Paper containing ligneous substances, such as straw, wood and jute, is rapidly discolored by electric light - The yel lowing is due to the phenomenon of oxi dation. ; ' German experiments have shown that cast-iron pillars remain nearly upright and sustain their load in very hot fires, while those of wrought iron bend to such a degree as to be valueless as sup ports. The old idea that sufferers from heart disease should avoid physical exertion has been dispelled by Prof. Oertel, who has successfully employed regulated exercise in the treatment of some forms. In a large proportion of cases, the nu trition of the cardiac muscle, as of the muscular systemgenerally, is thus im proved. After many years of experimenting, with the object of increasing the speed of vessels and lessening their draught by a change in the formation of the hull, a Pennsylvania inventor has succeeded in constructing a boat which he claims -fulfils the desiderata so long seught, and is in entire accordance with true scientific theory. A singular freak of nature originally discovered in Western Australia is like ly to remain unexplained. It consists of nino fine peafls aihering together in the form of a Latin cross seven in the shaft, and one on each side'of the second pearl. A suggestion is that a fragment of seaweed in the shell of the oyster formed the frame on which the cross was built. The most convenient way to fumigate apartments where there is diphtheria is to drop a small pinch of sulphur upon a hot stove, if there is one in tha room. If there is no stove in tha room, a few coals on a shovel or other convenient utensil" may be carried into the room and the sulphur dropped on tha coals. A little experience soon enables anyone to determimc how much sulphur to burn in each room. Attention has just been called in a scientific paper to two races of" men that must soon become .extinct. ' It is con fidently predicted that at the present rate of decrease the Maoris of New Zealand, now reduced to less than 45,- 000 men, from 100,000 in Capt. Cook's days, must have disappeared by the year 2000. The Laplanders are esti mated not to exceed 30,000 in numbers, and are gradually becoming fewer. Dr. T. Langdon Dawn, inquiring in to the cases of idiocy, has found that ia- temperance of parents is one of the most considerable factors m producing the af fection. His view is confirmed by some French and German investigators, one of whom, Dr. Delasiauve, has said that in the village of Caremet, whoso riches, were in its vineyards, , tan years' so briety enforced by vin3 disease, has a sensible effect in diminishing the cases of idiocy. Nervou9 constitution and consumption exercise important in fluence. . , - A Wealthy Woman in Rags. As Roscoe Conklin, Joseph H. Choate and William M, Evarts were leaving the court hou3e ia New York City,- after, a big trial tha other day they encountered a decrepit old woman in the corridor. She grimaced and the eminent jurists raided their hats and-bo wed with court ly dignity. A half-dozen big tenement houses, a bundle of 'government bonds and shares in an uptown savings bank represent the old woman's worldly pos sessions, and yet she can neither read, write nor cipher. She is the best-known character in the offices of the city gov ernment. AVhen the late William M. Tweed first camo into . power "Aunt Sally," as she is called, used to ped dle . peanuts and apples in the various offices. By careful economy she had saved a little money. Tweed, who would do anything for any one he took a liking to, advised Sally to put her little savings into a "spec," which he 'promised would turn out well Sally made several hundred per cent, profit on her investment In those days every politician owned a high silk umbrella." Sally made it her " business to become acquainted with every politician, lawyer and office-holder of consequence, and at stated times . visited , them to col lect discarded hats, umbrellas " and other articles of wearing apparel. She carries on that business to-day in con nection with her peanut and apple trade. The hats and umbrellas she re pairs herself, and sells them often for half thair original cost Coachmen, Sack drivers and colored . dudes are her best customers. Hsr income from this source alono ii very big. She adds several thousand dollars yearly to her fortune, Her age is a mystery. Some of the old- timers say she is over a century old, and that she is. a witch. . She drefcsos in rags and always pleads poverty; The records in the Rsgister's office show that she is worth at least a fifth of a million. (Mail and Express. ' . - A Young Ogg. . " Batchelor B. Why, Mary, that's very small egg! ' Mary Yes, $ir; but it was only laid this morning, sir. Life . Some Days of Days. Some day, some day of days, threading the - street With idle, heedless pace, TJnlooking for such grace, ' 1 shall behold your facet Some day," some day of days, thus we may meet ;v Perchance the sun may shine from skies of May, - .'.:.', Or winter's icy chill Touch, whitely vale and hill. What matter? I 'shall thrill Through every . vein with summer on that . day. Once more life's perfect youth will all come ".back, ;,.J;' : .; And for a moment there 1 shall stand fresh and fair, And drop the garment care; Once more my perfect youth shall nothing lack. ;;" - I shut my eyes nowj thinking how't will be, How, face to face, each soul Will slip its long control. Forget the dismal dole Of dreary fate's dark, separating sea. And glance to glance, and hand to hand in greeting The past with all its fears, . The silence and its tears, Its lone'y, yearning years, . Shall vanish in the moment of that meeting, New Orleans Picayune. HUMOROUS. In months of sun, so live that months of rain shall be happy. "My first purchase is my last," said a cobbler, who was just starting in busi ness. It doesn't abbreviate a three months' note to have theindorser make a minute of it. If there is any' ono who should be "rapped in slumber' it is the man who snores. . At midnight: Young Bore O, dar ling Miss Ada, I'd do anything for you. Miss Ada Really? Well, go home. Customer: T should like to look at a fat goose." Shop boy: "If you'll wait a minute, missus will be here directly." Nothing is more annoying to a young man who has a bunch of kcy3 at the end of his watch chain, than to be asked what time it is. "I'm goin' to leave, mural" "What for? I am sure I have done all the work myself, in order to keep a girl.'' Well, mum, ther work's not done to suit me I" Mr3. Popinjay Now, dear, you won't forget, will you, that to-morrow is the twenty-filth anniversary of our wedding day? Mr. Popinjay Dunno. Guess I'd better tie a string around my finger. Teacher "John, what aro your boots made of?" Boy "Of leather." "Where does the leather coma from?" "From 'the hide of the' ox." "What animal, therefore, supplies you with boots, and give's you meat to cat?' "My father.' ""Georgp, there is a sadness and mel ancholy in your eyes to-night, and your cheeks seem blanched." "Yep, Naomi, lam far from b'eing happy." "Confide in me, dearest. Let me share your sor row. Have the buffetings of this cruel world cast a gloom over your, soul?' "Well, not exactly, but you see these shoes are new and they pinch like th leuce." Just tack this legend on your door For those who're going through it, "Pier se take this door along with you As far as you can do it." A Unique Farm Lease. A doctor in Kent county, Delaware, leased his farm last year. An ironclad lease was drawn up, but at the end ol the year the tenant was unable to settle his account. An attempt to secure him self developed to the doctor the fact that all the goods of his tenant were covered by a chattel mortgage held by some one else, and the doctor was "left" He aaia leased his farm, and here is a copy of perhaps the most unique lease on record. The names give'n are fic titious: "I, John Smith, do hereby rent my farm, consisting of 240 acres, more cr less, to Abel Youngmaa for the year 1888. I, on" my part, agree to do the best I can, and I hope God Almighty will let Abel Youngman do the best he can." Distilling Gold. It has long been known that gold is to some extent volatile at high temper atures; but it is evidently far more volatile than has hitherto been believed. Mr. Crooks mentioned incidentally at the last meeting of the Chemical So ciety that.he had found gold to boil violently when heated in the oxyhydro gen flame, and, in fact, to be so volatile that there would seem to' be no doubt that it might be distilled in an apparatus similar to that employed by Stas in dis tilling silver. Athcnjeam." -'' .r v Choosing Live Fish For Dinner. : A correspondent writing from .Russia says that in the dining room of one of the large cafes of .Moscow there is a pool of fresh water in which fish of various ' kinds and . sizei swim about ,Any,patron of the restaurant who may wish a course of fish for his dinner, goes to the' poo), picks ont the partic ular fish which strikes his fancy, and in a iiff y the waiter has captured it' .with a ; djp net and sent it out to the chef.

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